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  • čas přidán 15. 05. 2024
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  • @ThaBoss76000
    @ThaBoss76000 Před 6 lety +8761

    She's the definition of a girl you develop a crush on. Like, you may not think much of her at first glance but the more time you spend with her the more you fall more in love

  • @SuperChivasLover
    @SuperChivasLover Před 6 lety +7229

    She's awkward but in a flirty way, like she uses it to her advantage versus adding tension. It's quite remarkable to see.

    • @samrad6508
      @samrad6508 Před 5 lety +48

      she's not awkward

    • @user-xr9ez1ds3q
      @user-xr9ez1ds3q Před 4 lety +23

      Oh lord! We share the same thoughts.

    • @melissaviesca2299
      @melissaviesca2299 Před 4 lety +28

      perfect way to put it

    • @GlassTopRX7
      @GlassTopRX7 Před 4 lety +103

      I don't think it's an act, I think it's how she deals with uncomfortable situations where she's trying to control her emotions. Kind of like her trying to be more reserved in a somewhat unpracticed clumsy way.

    • @cutienerdgirl
      @cutienerdgirl Před 4 lety +62

      She acknowledges the awkwardness and makes jokes about it, that's how you make awkwardness cute.

  • @russianvoodoo
    @russianvoodoo Před 4 lety +4692

    I'm just binge-watching her every single appearance on late-night shows and I notice how she sets the mood for the whole show. She is just amazing.

    • @cody0412
      @cody0412 Před 4 lety +19

      Omg same

    • @kccooper9962
      @kccooper9962 Před 4 lety +39

      Same! Her voice is just other worldly! I love her

    • @nikkireign8805
      @nikkireign8805 Před 4 lety +8

      russianvoodoo I'm totally doing the same 🤣

    • @tanmay8639
      @tanmay8639 Před 4 lety +11

      same! so, time well spent in quarantine

    • @Xryujfdjd
      @Xryujfdjd Před 4 lety +4

      You mean sets the mood for the night?🤣

  • @averypaquette5877
    @averypaquette5877 Před 4 lety +1975

    when she snorted and then wheezed a little I lost it😂 she’s so adorable

    • @ericwilson6994
      @ericwilson6994 Před 3 lety +1

      Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies.

    • @faith8953
      @faith8953 Před 2 lety +25

      @@ericwilson6994 you ever get tired of posting the same copy-and-paste comment over and over again?

    • @musicmukuljaipur
      @musicmukuljaipur Před 2 lety +5

      2:58 it was the stephen who snorted, look his nose closely

    • @Lizziemusique
      @Lizziemusique Před rokem +1

      I waited for it! And it did not disappoint!!

    • @dichodichov6045
      @dichodichov6045 Před rokem +2

      But the speed Stephen took that tequila was remarkable. It was like anime speed.

  • @jakebrown8745
    @jakebrown8745 Před 8 lety +2728

    Love that this is just an actual conversation, not an interview.

    • @mashash9078
      @mashash9078 Před 6 lety +15

      Jake Brown yeah !! For sure ahah that was really funny and different

    • @krystalrainbow2391
      @krystalrainbow2391 Před 4 lety +5

      Very casual

    • @Fan-qk6yy
      @Fan-qk6yy Před 3 lety

      Snot rag

    • @ericwilson6994
      @ericwilson6994 Před 3 lety

      Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies.

    • @selenamolloy6462
      @selenamolloy6462 Před 3 lety +19

      @@ericwilson6994 are you seriously so bored with your own life you have to comment this on every single comment? get a life bruh you need help kid

  • @brandonbarker4372
    @brandonbarker4372 Před 8 lety +5680

    she is like that weird awkward hot girl you never get a chance to talk to

    • @ProsenjeetPaulProsenjeetPaul
      @ProsenjeetPaulProsenjeetPaul Před 4 lety +11

      Exactly completely agree wid u

    • @lanvu9323
      @lanvu9323 Před 4 lety +7

      Then you can only cry

    • @YMEBASTAPODCAST
      @YMEBASTAPODCAST Před 4 lety +7

      Brandon Barker disagree with you, can talk or I can talk we any girl , in this planet , the think is they are really weird, that they don't notice that you talk to them

    • @GlassTopRX7
      @GlassTopRX7 Před 4 lety +2

      She reminds me a bit of a taller version of a girl I use to date a long time ago.

    • @tamie341
      @tamie341 Před 4 lety +4

      Dem quirky gals YO!

  • @thegospellight6971
    @thegospellight6971 Před 4 lety +5041

    Hollywood has two great personalities: keanu Reeves and Dakota Johnson.

  • @da96103
    @da96103 Před 3 lety +2103

    And 4 years later, Dakota confessed something and we realized why she did not take the lime.

    • @avistruck5853
      @avistruck5853 Před 3 lety +2

      ?

    • @timothy2204
      @timothy2204 Před 3 lety +4

      Huh?

    • @avistruck5853
      @avistruck5853 Před 3 lety +113

      @@timothy2204 LOL i searched it up, it’s coz apperently dakota johnson hates limes

    • @sweetcupcake408
      @sweetcupcake408 Před 3 lety +201

      @@avistruck5853 Dakota doesn’t hate limes per se, she is mildly allergic

    • @elevenocean4471
      @elevenocean4471 Před 3 lety +91

      @@timothy2204 like the others said she hates limes but during her house tour (on youtube) she had a whole bowl of limes saying she loved them or something🤣

  • @_Drain
    @_Drain Před 5 lety +2680

    "She's the most maternal, full of love, and... information."
    *dead*

    • @juniorlopez2767
      @juniorlopez2767 Před 4 lety +27

      And FULL of information

    • @ericwilson6994
      @ericwilson6994 Před 3 lety

      Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies.

    • @natalia_92837
      @natalia_92837 Před 3 lety +22

      @@ericwilson6994 why is this comment all over the comment section?

    • @marygrace4315
      @marygrace4315 Před 2 lety +8

      I think she meant wisdom when she said "information" 😅

    • @ericthuku9731
      @ericthuku9731 Před 2 lety +4

      Information? that sounded like the voice of an alien...like, "She has all the information we need about the humanity. Excellent, now we can annihilate the human race"

  • @AlainBruno
    @AlainBruno Před 8 lety +2397

    She has a lovely personality.

    • @merdesh2402
      @merdesh2402 Před 8 lety +14

      +Alain Bruno I love Dakota Johnson!!

    • @gelu4in
      @gelu4in Před 8 lety +13

      +Alain Bruno she's one of my favorite actresses

    • @andreeaabro
      @andreeaabro Před 8 lety +7

      +Alain Bruno are you gay?

    • @AlainBruno
      @AlainBruno Před 8 lety +4

      silvia tiana :))

    • @asmaefaris3457
      @asmaefaris3457 Před 7 lety +12

      why i see you in every comment video ?

  • @neilosbeverly7462
    @neilosbeverly7462 Před 4 lety +1780

    She's so naturally herself, in the moment, spontaneous and childlike. And she always seems the same. Is anyone else is like her?

    • @justjessshow6730
      @justjessshow6730 Před 4 lety +66

      Hi, hello, yes that would be me 👋🏼 people often mistake this type of personality as "immature" or "naive" but we're just really content/playful and have joy in us 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @melektwelve6451
      @melektwelve6451 Před 4 lety +17

      She is definitely her mother's daughter. Don and Melanie had great genes!

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 Před 3 lety +9

      It was probably retorical, but I met spontaneous and joyful (in comfortable setting with okay people) women like her, so yes, they are out there

    • @lucyinthesky2023
      @lucyinthesky2023 Před 3 lety +3

      Chris Martin. 😍

    • @brown3651
      @brown3651 Před 3 lety +1

      Keanu Reeves

  • @marielle3309
    @marielle3309 Před 4 lety +537

    “She’s full of love, and information” - priceless description of Tilda Swinton

    • @ericwilson6994
      @ericwilson6994 Před 3 lety

      Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies. The only plausible explanation is to how this idiot managed to get a b level movie career is that her parents were famous actors. #DakotaSucks

  • @Dani-th6cl
    @Dani-th6cl Před 8 lety +4476

    Stephen seems to genuinely adore her.

    • @armandocendejas4222
      @armandocendejas4222 Před 7 lety +118

      how could he not

    • @bleueviolette4549
      @bleueviolette4549 Před 7 lety +220

      Get a grip. Stephen Colbert is a happily married man with beautiful children.

    • @aManWhoWantsEverything
      @aManWhoWantsEverything Před 7 lety +50

      exactly .
      SO?!
      he is just a human

    • @oddicocidic
      @oddicocidic Před 7 lety +116

      steven was as sweet as she was adorable.

    • @wolfstar675
      @wolfstar675 Před 7 lety +63

      Bleue Violette
      So what? He's still human he can still be attracted to her and it's no big deal.

  • @donvitocorleone6443
    @donvitocorleone6443 Před 7 lety +2220

    this is probably one of the best night show interviews I've ever seen.

    • @brainchild2197
      @brainchild2197 Před 7 lety +48

      any interview with shots involved is the best

    • @agentone8511
      @agentone8511 Před 7 lety +31

      brainchild any interview involving Dakota Johnson*

    • @theultimatecatloverchannel9432
      @theultimatecatloverchannel9432 Před 4 lety +3

      I think it has a lot to do with Dakota's general likability and that they personally knew each other. I saw one interview with Phoebe Waller Bridge (another fantastic actress/writer/comedian) and the chemistry was way off.

    • @btsglitterocean
      @btsglitterocean Před 3 lety +1

      @@ericwilson6994 you're under every comment, don't you have anything better to do?

  • @thomaswells926
    @thomaswells926 Před 3 lety +398

    Seeing her interviews really made me appreciate Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith as parents. To raise someone around what must be a lot of wealth and fame and have them turn out into such a chill, regular person, really shows what great parents they must be.

    • @fjphoto23
      @fjphoto23 Před 2 lety +44

      She also had Antonio Banderas as stepfather.

    • @thomaswells926
      @thomaswells926 Před 2 lety +10

      @He llo I mean, Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith were two of the absolute biggest stars of the 80s, so I would imagine pretty dang rich.

    • @jeremymontanez4323
      @jeremymontanez4323 Před 2 lety +6

      Melianie and Antonia raised her not Johnson.

    • @dejavu2752
      @dejavu2752 Před rokem +7

      plus, Tippi was her grandmother

    • @lostallhope675
      @lostallhope675 Před rokem +7

      Her grandmother is also from old Hollywood era too.

  • @TheCollectorsOasis
    @TheCollectorsOasis Před 4 lety +184

    I love how shy charming and flirty she is
    Her voice is phenomenal

  • @sailormars20
    @sailormars20 Před 8 lety +2916

    I laughed so hard when she snored. She's so cute 😂😂😂

  • @TheSvaneMan
    @TheSvaneMan Před 8 lety +1676

    "Full of love and information.." omg I'm done

    • @AlamdaABalqhin
      @AlamdaABalqhin Před 8 lety +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vothuclinh
      @vothuclinh Před 8 lety +3

      I don't think I get that. Can you explain it to me?

    • @brown_town_
      @brown_town_ Před 7 lety +36

      it's just random & weird but cute cuz she's getting drunk. But Stephen made it seem more weird than it really was.

    • @vothuclinh
      @vothuclinh Před 7 lety

      +Brown Town oh ok :))

    • @zahra2k2
      @zahra2k2 Před 7 lety +1

      when does she say that?

  • @theonarte8048
    @theonarte8048 Před 3 lety +1019

    i routinely watch dakota johnson interviews from time to time as therapeutical purposes

    • @chrispham8705
      @chrispham8705 Před 3 lety

      All new tonight! Part two of Stephen Colbert’s epic interview with President Barack Obama!

    • @UpasanaDeka
      @UpasanaDeka Před 3 lety +8

      YES. Thanks for putting words to my thoughts.

    • @muCephei_
      @muCephei_ Před 3 lety +4

      Wow, so accurate

    • @ctochop
      @ctochop Před 3 lety +2

      ACCURATE

    • @ericwilson6994
      @ericwilson6994 Před 3 lety

      Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies.

  • @traceyburns8043
    @traceyburns8043 Před 3 lety +490

    It's so funny to me that she is trying so hard not to burst out laughing this entire time that she's actually just slowly crying. Then at 3:28 she finally just lets it out. hahaha!

    • @ericwilson6994
      @ericwilson6994 Před 3 lety

      Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies.

    • @gabbym333
      @gabbym333 Před 2 lety +7

      @@ericwilson6994 Dude, just say you're upset you can't be with her and move on. If you didn't care about her, you wouldn't bother watching this or leaving a comment.

  • @gennabarrington6908
    @gennabarrington6908 Před 7 lety +2288

    She's the cutest girl alive

    • @r.pneumo7337
      @r.pneumo7337 Před 7 lety +8

      But she should stick with the fringe.

    • @annmaria7580
      @annmaria7580 Před 7 lety +1

      IKR!!!!! i just love her

    • @whiteribbonman1
      @whiteribbonman1 Před 7 lety +17

      +Stefan W. YOU are SO wrong!!

    • @whiteribbonman1
      @whiteribbonman1 Před 7 lety +5

      +Stefan W. You are of Deutschland. 👍 I dated women that looked similar to her in Stuttgart and THEY were thought beautiful by men of Deutschland. Your opinion sir, I will respect that.

    • @riosricardo7400
      @riosricardo7400 Před 7 lety +1

      Genna That would Be Margot Robbie..😃

  • @tropicanahana
    @tropicanahana Před 7 lety +232

    I love how shy, charming and self deprecating she is. So un-hollywood (def a compliment)

  • @sauravmitra687
    @sauravmitra687 Před 4 lety +393

    I just love the way she talks. She is so serene.

    • @ericwilson6994
      @ericwilson6994 Před 3 lety

      Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies. The only plausible explanation is to how this idiot managed to get a b level movie career is that her parents were famous actors. #DakotaSucks

    • @arkadiuszkawak6379
      @arkadiuszkawak6379 Před 2 lety

      @@ericwilson6994 Then why the fuck are you here lol

  • @maryhill00
    @maryhill00 Před 4 lety +1626

    I think she got little tipsy after that tequila shot..😅 she is cute.

    • @QuinnyKR
      @QuinnyKR Před 4 lety +30

      LOL! True! Soon after actually with that snort 😅

    • @Fan-qk6yy
      @Fan-qk6yy Před 3 lety +10

      They both were drunk

    • @omniaveritas2427
      @omniaveritas2427 Před 3 lety +4

      why didn't chase it with lime though

    • @viswanathsennappan6628
      @viswanathsennappan6628 Před 3 lety +1

      subscribed ur channel to listen the songs at ur playlist 👌👏

    • @camilamunoz1997
      @camilamunoz1997 Před 3 lety +4

      probably she didn't sleep that much or eat something heavy before that XD
      that's why

  • @eggyness
    @eggyness Před 6 lety +960

    "You have a disease of the pants, let's get those off before it spreads to your shirt" - best pickup line *EVER*

    • @peopleschampiii584
      @peopleschampiii584 Před 3 lety +22

      Stephens wit is unmatched

    • @ericwilson6994
      @ericwilson6994 Před 3 lety

      Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies.

    • @monkeylinga1686
      @monkeylinga1686 Před 2 lety +9

      @@ericwilson6994 WHY ARE YOU WATCHING HER INTERVIEWS THEN? 😂

    • @stankix1701
      @stankix1701 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ericwilson6994 Copy and paste much? Why? Do you not have a life?

    • @HEATHENS5074
      @HEATHENS5074 Před 2 lety +6

      her "ayoo" was soo cute omg

  • @The95thZebra
    @The95thZebra Před 7 lety +919

    I love how Stephen's response to her snort was to give her *more* tequila!

    • @ChiefEarlyBird
      @ChiefEarlyBird Před 3 lety +5

      In for the save!

    • @mitchliam974
      @mitchliam974 Před 2 lety +9

      The drunker you are the less you care what others think so yes 😂

    • @leandro4552
      @leandro4552 Před 2 lety +3

      The drunker you get the muscles get more relaxed. But obviously Stephen just wanted to get her hammered for the good cause. 😂

  • @petezah4597
    @petezah4597 Před 3 lety +125

    07:28 the pianist: "this is it, this is my chance to shine"

    • @ericwilson6994
      @ericwilson6994 Před 3 lety

      Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies. The only plausible explanation is to how this idiot managed to get a b level movie career is that her parents were famous actors. #DakotaSucks

    • @petezah4597
      @petezah4597 Před 3 lety +6

      @@ericwilson6994 you sound like a very sad man who reflects his anger towards himself to other people

    • @ericwilson6994
      @ericwilson6994 Před 3 lety

      @@petezah4597 No, I'm a very happy person. Have you ever seen the Eric Cartman interview where the interviewer asks Eric who his hero was? Eric replies, "This is actually gonna sound egotistical, but I'd actually have to say, myself." #Gemini man #Clone Wars. I'm simply making an honest observation about an actress that sucks.

    • @petezah4597
      @petezah4597 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ericwilson6994 it's funny that you make the comparison to eric cartman because the entire idea behind eric cartman's character, is that he's a sad little man who reflects his anger towards himself to other people. His father has left him, his mother is a sl*t who doesn't know how to raise him, his friends and everyone else hate him, he threatens to kill himself if his girlfriend leaves him because he can't stand being rejected, yet hates his girlfriend when she does give him attention because nobody has ever loved him in that way. En thus he reflects all that anger towards other people in the form of mean comments about kyle being a jew, or scott malkinson having diabetes etc.

    • @ericwilson6994
      @ericwilson6994 Před 3 lety

      @@petezah4597 I didn't realize that I was speaking to a South Park afficianado. It's as though I'm reading the cliff notes to a Shakespearean play. We can both agree that Cartman is hilarious, but as for that other crap, I don't really care. I gotta say though, that was a strange reply to the off the cuff comment about an Eric Cartman NPR interview that I just thought was really funny.
      All I can tell you is that I'm a very happy and confidant person, who sincerely doesn't give a shit about your opinion, where I don't want or need anything from you, where your force is moot, and your not able to take any relevant action against me. I'm not acting as though I don't give a crap about your opinion, I genuinely don't care.
      If an actress is lame, in a really boring relationship with Chris Martin, who isn't that attractive, with a list of B movies that were terrible, and the only reason she's in Hollywood is that her daddy was a successful actor, then I'll share that opinion with anyone willing to listen, dummy.

  • @geordangullock1237
    @geordangullock1237 Před 4 lety +1401

    These two just went on a date on live television.

    • @mufudzimaposa
      @mufudzimaposa Před 4 lety +15

      Yeah I know right

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 Před 3 lety +90

      Can't two people just get drunk and talk about stuff without it being a date

    • @JohnstasBACK
      @JohnstasBACK Před 3 lety +13

      iop erty NO.

    • @elshadie9719
      @elshadie9719 Před 3 lety +6

      @@potmki6601 its just a joke in a way

    • @babysudhirs9205
      @babysudhirs9205 Před 3 lety +13

      I hope you watch Craig Ferguson . He takes you people on honeymoon on the first minute

  • @gateauxq4604
    @gateauxq4604 Před 8 lety +669

    She is disturbingly adorable, and Stephen is adorably drunk. Good interview!

    • @a.e.jabbour5003
      @a.e.jabbour5003 Před 5 lety +5

      This is one of my favorite interviews I've seen of his. The Tequila was a GREAT idea! :)

  • @Pirulo3
    @Pirulo3 Před 6 lety +1401

    The Tequila Effect: after the second shot you can see Colbert’s face relaxing and the interview getting better every second. He needs to keep doing drunken interviews.

    • @ericwilson6994
      @ericwilson6994 Před 3 lety +3

      Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies.

    • @user-qf5bw4fs4f
      @user-qf5bw4fs4f Před 3 lety +26

      @@ericwilson6994 lmao get a life

    • @AshrafAnam
      @AshrafAnam Před 2 lety +3

      @Eric Wilson I'll give anything to be Chris Martin

    • @monkeylinga1686
      @monkeylinga1686 Před 2 lety +9

      @@ericwilson6994 why are you watching her then? 😂

    • @monkeylinga1686
      @monkeylinga1686 Před 2 lety +1

      @@AshrafAnam I think anyone would

  • @FirstLast-vj2sr
    @FirstLast-vj2sr Před 2 lety +208

    I really like stephen, he is not a creep and he knows how to kid around without overstepping. He gives me nice dad vibes.

  • @camille-tz8wv
    @camille-tz8wv Před 4 lety +721

    I was here after Ellen. Look at good chemistry.

    • @traceyburns8043
      @traceyburns8043 Před 3 lety +57

      Right?! This is what 2 people ACTUALLY becoming friends looks like, as opposed to Ellen who tries to pretend she's close friends with everyone and they all just go along with it...except for Dakota! Love her!

    • @ericwilson6994
      @ericwilson6994 Před 3 lety

      Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies.

    • @cloackedangel5163
      @cloackedangel5163 Před 2 lety +7

      Can someone please help me report this Wric Wilson who just copy pasted stuff like seriously? Spamming at its finest dood. No one wants your energy here.

  • @veronicadias4661
    @veronicadias4661 Před 7 lety +2542

    Protect Dakota at all cost

  • @themripley
    @themripley Před 6 lety +485

    "Well, what's the movie, darling"? The way he said that was so adorable.

    • @Fan-qk6yy
      @Fan-qk6yy Před 3 lety +9

      He was flirting with her at this point

    • @nellieshoals
      @nellieshoals Před 3 lety +4

      Stephen is a DILF! 😄

    • @ericwilson6994
      @ericwilson6994 Před 3 lety

      Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies.

    • @natalia_92837
      @natalia_92837 Před 3 lety

      When did that happen?

    • @themripley
      @themripley Před rokem

      @@natalia_92837 Around 08:25 right after she says she's going to Vancouver to shoot a movie.

  • @bijanavvalentino4317
    @bijanavvalentino4317 Před 2 lety +104

    There was not one moment of this where I was not smiling. Perfect interview. Love this energy.

  • @rachreid8746
    @rachreid8746 Před 4 lety +456

    8:29 “What’s the movie, Darling”

  • @James7995
    @James7995 Před 8 lety +2780

    Gosh she's adorable

    • @JohnAvengerJR1985
      @JohnAvengerJR1985 Před 6 lety +33

      She is.I would cuddle with her and keep her away from any more bad movies like Fifty shades.

    • @davidd6218
      @davidd6218 Před 5 lety +5

      Is gosh a word? 🤔

    • @JohnAvengerJR1985
      @JohnAvengerJR1985 Před 5 lety +4

      it is.

    • @Crg_eli
      @Crg_eli Před 5 lety +14

      She’s the type of lady I wanna marry! I can’t stand her cuteness!! 😩❤️

    • @jaycela900
      @jaycela900 Před 5 lety +12

      OMG.... She's so beautiful... I can't take off my eyes on her

  • @haileyray9907
    @haileyray9907 Před 7 lety +294

    "I came back and my lamb chop was gone" IM SO DONE

  • @mohammadshweiki1511
    @mohammadshweiki1511 Před 3 lety +184

    If the word "adorable" had a real body and soul, Dakota Johnson would be it.

    • @ericwilson6994
      @ericwilson6994 Před 3 lety

      Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies. The only plausible explanation is to how this idiot managed to get a b level movie career is that her parents were famous actors. #DakotaSucks

    • @NatJune
      @NatJune Před 2 lety +2

      She truly is amazing!💛

  • @vaportibaby
    @vaportibaby Před 4 lety +56

    8:05 fave part
    "wait a minute. I'm in New York?" Love her

  • @marylynmau6560
    @marylynmau6560 Před 7 lety +1099

    they talked like father and daughter. stephen is so cute

    • @violal1460
      @violal1460 Před 7 lety +118

      Marylyn Mau when he called her darling, my heart melted

    • @juniorlopez2767
      @juniorlopez2767 Před 4 lety +9

      If you think it's ok for your dad to tell you to take your pants off in a flirty way. You got some major problems marylyn

  • @ninjaahjumma
    @ninjaahjumma Před 8 lety +208

    This interview was so damn random, I love it. 😂😂😂

    • @oldyoufube25
      @oldyoufube25 Před 8 lety +13

      I think Dakota should get drunk every interview she does 😂

    • @SandraLovesRoses
      @SandraLovesRoses Před 8 lety +1

      +Nina D. I agree! More natural conversation, less interview.

    • @andresbarriga5305
      @andresbarriga5305 Před 8 lety +4

      +Nina D. You would have loved Craig Ferguson then.

    • @ninjaahjumma
      @ninjaahjumma Před 8 lety

      Andrés Barriga Damn right I do! Ugh, I miss Craig so damn much. His new show doesn't do him justice.

    • @ninjaahjumma
      @ninjaahjumma Před 8 lety +2

      xlanguagemadeoffilms I quite like Dakota even when she's sober. Her dry humour and overall weirdness is refreshing.

  • @doublee3886
    @doublee3886 Před 4 lety +303

    "How do you calm down from a day of simulated masochistic sex?" Finally a question we all want to ask at some point in our lives. Vancouver, Seattle and the Heathman Hotel, oh my!

    • @nobamaki3010
      @nobamaki3010 Před 4 lety

      What clip?

    • @traceyburns8043
      @traceyburns8043 Před 3 lety

      Huh?

    • @damiengarbutt7229
      @damiengarbutt7229 Před 3 lety

      Portland

    • @ericwilson6994
      @ericwilson6994 Před 3 lety

      Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies. The only plausible explanation is to how this idiot managed to get a b level movie career is that her parents were famous actors. #DakotaSucks

  • @entertain7us148
    @entertain7us148 Před 4 lety +136

    "She's full of love and... information."

    • @ericwilson6994
      @ericwilson6994 Před 3 lety

      Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies. The only plausible explanation is to how this idiot managed to get a b level movie career is that her parents were famous actors. #DakotaSucks

    • @happinessltd
      @happinessltd Před 2 lety +2

      @@ericwilson6994 are you ok? you've been commenting this same exact thing on multiple replies. maybe think about getting a life instead of busting a blood vessel over an actress you've never met.

  • @donrompenalgas1370
    @donrompenalgas1370 Před 8 lety +338

    she was weirdly cute.

    • @c433z
      @c433z Před 8 lety +14

      she's just cute in general

    • @THELANKANCOMRADE
      @THELANKANCOMRADE Před 8 lety

      It's all an act, two faces; one for the public and another for herself.

    • @uptonroboticsptyltd3665
      @uptonroboticsptyltd3665 Před 8 lety

      +THE AMERICAN PATRIOT You told me you like two faces because there is more to slap?

    • @oldyoufube25
      @oldyoufube25 Před 8 lety +1

      +c433z I agree! 😊

    • @llabronco
      @llabronco Před 6 lety

      ....before the accident.

  • @RayRainz
    @RayRainz Před 8 lety +557

    I couldn't stop smiling through out the interview

    • @dufez9289
      @dufez9289 Před 8 lety +17

      me too idk wtf is wrong with me lmao

  • @hayleyc3363
    @hayleyc3363 Před 4 lety +143

    Never laughed out loud at an interview before but this was way too funny. She's adorable

  • @jessicaderosa9625
    @jessicaderosa9625 Před 4 lety +90

    She is so lovely. She is shy and that look of normal girl make her so perfect

  • @soxnation1000
    @soxnation1000 Před 7 lety +511

    Colbert is the best interviewer. I've seen Dakota's interviews with Fallon and Seth Meyers, and both those hosts were awkward and forced. Colbert has a chill style and makes this interview fun and comfortable.

    • @Nippleless_Cage
      @Nippleless_Cage Před 4 lety +5

      There's no need to complement a host by putting someone else down.

    • @leylarustamova
      @leylarustamova Před 4 lety +1

      Colbert can do stupid things as well. Like, he might attack a person if they don’t agree with him. He attacked Ricky Gervais for being an atheist, even though the only thing Ricky said was “yes” when asked if he was an atheist. And I remember someone else too, who Colbert attacked

    • @pengyiliang4540
      @pengyiliang4540 Před 4 lety +4

      @@leylarustamova I was interested so I looked up that interview czcams.com/video/P5ZOwNK6n9U/video.html
      It's actually fantastic to be honest. Probably the best live debate about religion on TV

    • @alexisclements3167
      @alexisclements3167 Před 2 lety

      @@pengyiliang4540 the other one is when he interviewed Mel Gibson... an almost fanatical catholic. Interesting interview.

  • @usuitakumi1523
    @usuitakumi1523 Před 6 lety +660

    I love how Stephen immediately reached for more tequila after Dakota snorted lmao

  • @Jeneva1
    @Jeneva1 Před 4 lety +81

    Steven and Dakota bounced off one another in a most charming, hilarious way. They're both so much fun. Thanks for posting ! :)

  • @blueheaven4838
    @blueheaven4838 Před 5 lety +29

    The thing with Dakota is that she makes you feel comfortable by keeping up a shy personality. She is so adorable.

  • @Dream1ng
    @Dream1ng Před 8 lety +727

    she's so sweet

    • @TheDragonkiller56
      @TheDragonkiller56 Před 8 lety +14

      +BrineDude Gaming don't need to turn this into a political fire storm.

    • @Tesla_Death_Ray
      @Tesla_Death_Ray Před 8 lety +5

      +BrineDude Gaming So what? Go post about it on tumblr if you're feeling triggered. Smash the matriarchy or something.

    • @Dream1ng
      @Dream1ng Před 8 lety +4

      *****
      wth. You must be a joy at parties.

    • @Dream1ng
      @Dream1ng Před 8 lety

      *****
      lol really? Do you want her to be wearing a snuggie? Also What does that have anything to do with who she is "girls who show a little more skin can't be sweet". People like you help me understand why Donald Trump is the Republican nominee

    • @knight4linux
      @knight4linux Před 8 lety

      +Dream1ng feminism is cancer

  • @oliev0251
    @oliev0251 Před 7 lety +2255

    My mom wants to comment but can't so here I am. She says "funny". This is her first comment 😂

  • @Archfiend_Sushi7746
    @Archfiend_Sushi7746 Před 2 lety +27

    The Tequila, the snort, her fashion oml she's everything

  • @youngtwins2
    @youngtwins2 Před 3 lety +62

    Dakota Johnson and Aubrey Plaza should start a podcast together

  • @snowdjagha
    @snowdjagha Před 8 lety +367

    This woman is such a hottie. Love her shy attitude.

    • @knight4linux
      @knight4linux Před 8 lety +20

      She just exudes this mysterious, all encompassing sex appeal... I'm still trying to describe it. It. Is. STRONG.

    • @snowdjagha
      @snowdjagha Před 8 lety +2

      ANotSoSuperMan No, she wouldn't buddy. Why the fuck do you think she was chosen for that role? Just because she can act? LOL
      You're saying that if this woman passed right by you, you wouldn't notice her??

    • @isla24bonita
      @isla24bonita Před 8 lety +2

      +ANotSoSuperMan no need to address someone a dumbass right away. Dont worry...these women youre saying wont even notice u too and u know why.

    • @isla24bonita
      @isla24bonita Před 8 lety

      +ANotSoSuperMan ok no prob ;) actually i know what u mean or what ure tryin to say. Like in this country, lots of attractive people that your eyes just get used to it & it becomes sort of not a big deal anymore.

    • @isla24bonita
      @isla24bonita Před 8 lety +5

      +ANotSoSuperMan lucky u. lol...but still im in love with dakota johnson and candice swanepoel.

  • @MynameisBrianZX
    @MynameisBrianZX Před 8 lety +289

    Nice how Stephen knows exactly when someone needs a shot.

  • @roselynrodriguez4902
    @roselynrodriguez4902 Před 3 lety +22

    2:57 his face when she snorts I love it hahaha

  • @jennelynborromeo2356
    @jennelynborromeo2356 Před 4 lety +132

    2020 still watching who’s with me?

  • @rollespil1000
    @rollespil1000 Před 8 lety +32

    The grunt at 2:58 was ADORABLE :) I love her

    • @DrMattDestruction
      @DrMattDestruction Před 8 lety +10

      +Tore Bolhoej not a grunt. a snort! or an oink!

    • @FieldMarshalFry
      @FieldMarshalFry Před 8 lety +3

      +Tore Bolhoej only one cure for that... MORE BOOZE!

    • @prnewstoday2624
      @prnewstoday2624 Před 8 lety +1

      +Tore Bolhoej
      She was so shy that she let that one out. lol

  • @shaniyahlashay4502
    @shaniyahlashay4502 Před 7 lety +154

    Dakota must really LOVE gucci! Lolz Everytime someone ask her what she is wearing she says Gucci

    • @cutienerdgirl
      @cutienerdgirl Před 3 lety +17

      More like a brand deal. She gets paid to promote them.

    • @trantus2051
      @trantus2051 Před 3 lety +2

      Just like any girls ever

    • @Fan-qk6yy
      @Fan-qk6yy Před 3 lety +1

      She is a gucci model

    • @bronwyn117
      @bronwyn117 Před 2 lety

      Also, Alessandro is the Gucci designer, and he and Dakota are very close friends.

  • @boop9430
    @boop9430 Před 4 lety +191

    Wow this is one of my favorite interviews of Dakota Johnson

    • @AchaibouAbdelDZ
      @AchaibouAbdelDZ Před 4 lety +1

      Why???

    • @ericwilson6994
      @ericwilson6994 Před 3 lety

      Her and Chris Martin have to be the most boring couple in the universe. Honestly, I'd rather sit in my apartment and watch paint dry then have to experience the nauseating sensation I get hearing about these two idiots. She's dry, her acting sucks, she's not that hot, and she hasn't been in any good movies. The only plausible explanation is to how this idiot managed to get a b level movie career is that her parents were famous actors. #DakotaSucks

  • @pastichola
    @pastichola Před 7 měsíci +4

    So now we know why she didn't take the lime

  • @Zoharargov
    @Zoharargov Před 8 lety +158

    Cosmic levels of flirting here. Cosmic.

    • @kevinsolis3872
      @kevinsolis3872 Před 8 lety +10

      +Zoharargov *takes notes*

    • @Caroleonus
      @Caroleonus Před 8 lety +17

      +Zoharargov I know right? "My wife's not here ;)"

    • @ryucaro
      @ryucaro Před 7 lety +1

      Zoharargov lol

    • @KP-zb1tr
      @KP-zb1tr Před 4 lety

      He told her to take off her pants

  • @starlinguk
    @starlinguk Před 8 lety +145

    This is why Graham Norton's interviews work so well. Booze.

  • @AntonioRibeiro-qs3fy
    @AntonioRibeiro-qs3fy Před 4 lety +67

    Stephen is always so smooth with the ladies, I never thought I'd have to take notes from Stephen Colbert. what a great host

    • @FirstLast-vj2sr
      @FirstLast-vj2sr Před 2 lety +10

      True, because he is not a creepo o try to hard. I really like him.

  • @chellepatino1675
    @chellepatino1675 Před 3 lety +15

    She is calm and almost seems quiet but not. She's really not shy she's just calm.

  • @KaBone002
    @KaBone002 Před 8 lety +151

    Literally one of the best colbert interviews ever

  • @ScarProxy
    @ScarProxy Před 8 lety +848

    after the shot it was like a first date vibe lol

    • @ZipplyZane
      @ZipplyZane Před 8 lety +69

      +Jason Matt A first date that went really well, though. You had me worried!

    • @thankunext1625
      @thankunext1625 Před 8 lety +11

      YES I KNOW! i like them

  • @honestcomments8053
    @honestcomments8053 Před 3 lety +33

    I noticed she is a good actress. but after watching her interviews lately, she is a smart and strong woman despite her upbringing. you go girl. Love Dakota.

  • @jartotable
    @jartotable Před 4 lety +40

    She has so much of her mothers mannerisms... brings back memories of her in films.

  • @vickyfoing459
    @vickyfoing459 Před 7 lety +350

    she drinks tequila like a champ

  • @emantabrizi
    @emantabrizi Před 8 lety +122

    Every interview should start with Tequila shots.

  • @AdityaPal_sciencepal
    @AdityaPal_sciencepal Před 3 lety +20

    3:04 he takes out both lemons ... wow he actually threw that lemon and it landed correctly at 1:27 !! Amazing

  • @paulalara6867
    @paulalara6867 Před 2 lety +6

    1:25 "Do you want my lime too?..."
    Now it makes sense

  • @fionnaadeline7525
    @fionnaadeline7525 Před 7 lety +109

    her little "OKAY!" at the end! too adorbs!

  • @matthewsimcheeking5461
    @matthewsimcheeking5461 Před 8 lety +198

    her voice is very flirty.

    • @oliverqueen8439
      @oliverqueen8439 Před 4 lety +3

      Wait till you hear her say "titillating" on the interview with Seth Meyers.

  • @stimolus
    @stimolus Před 6 měsíci +4

    If you're having a bad day, just listen to Dakota's giggling on repeat and your worries will fade away 🥰

  • @allieserencio
    @allieserencio Před 4 lety +4

    that "okay!" at the end is stuck in my head! shes so adorable!!

  • @muskylemon2310
    @muskylemon2310 Před 8 lety +37

    "....and the milk-bearing teat." -Drunk Colbert 2016

  • @drprofessor756
    @drprofessor756 Před 8 lety +63

    Her attractiveness goes beyond the physical level ♥‿♥

  • @urielfulgencio5285
    @urielfulgencio5285 Před 4 lety +11

    7:00 "she is full of love and ... Uhm.. information " lmao she is adorable.

  • @WhyForWhatNow
    @WhyForWhatNow Před rokem +7

    That subtle panic in her eyes when she said, "there was so many.. flowers" 😂

  • @jadesalter5660
    @jadesalter5660 Před 7 lety +158

    Awww when she snorted!!! 😂😂 ooooh i love her!!

  • @cavanjfaucett
    @cavanjfaucett Před 8 lety +137

    This interview is weirdly unsettling yet deeply satisfying at the same time. Two great personalities.

  • @martinw93
    @martinw93 Před 4 lety +32

    Still one of my favourite interviews, come back to it every now and again when I need a pick me up :)

  • @carlyfaiith
    @carlyfaiith Před 4 lety +14

    “It was so fancy! ..... and there were so many flowers!” Lmfao wtf I love her

  • @Phi1618033
    @Phi1618033 Před 8 lety +35

    She snorts when she laughs. That's adorable.

  • @nooralz6336
    @nooralz6336 Před 7 lety +514

    "you were with sexy people!"
    me: YOU WERE WITH VOLDEMORT

    • @Andrew_Botros
      @Andrew_Botros Před 7 lety +3

      lessamazing dan and phil are. Wot? Since when was Dakota Johnson related to Harry Potter?

    • @hyacinthdibley
      @hyacinthdibley Před 7 lety +6

      Spooky Sphee that was Ralph Fiennes in the photo on the right. He played Voldemort in HP.

    • @Andrew_Botros
      @Andrew_Botros Před 7 lety +3

      hyacinthdibley ohhhhhhhhh ok

    • @vakuro6139
      @vakuro6139 Před 5 lety

      OMG YES

    • @TacShooter
      @TacShooter Před 5 lety +1

      And the conflicted Nazi in Schindler's List. lol

  • @amoghskulkarni
    @amoghskulkarni Před 3 lety +8

    When they clinked their glasses, I got a text on my phone and my phone "ting"ed at the exact same moment. It was magical.

  • @TheJulienne21
    @TheJulienne21 Před 2 lety +17

    Dakota Johnson is the only person I know who's socially awkward and shy but very well-spoken at the same time. She comes off as so charming because of how she handles her awkwardness, it's truly endearing. Like she's got that charisma that pulls you in. One of the very few female celebrities I find extremely pleasant and lovable. She's practically perfect. Lol

  • @shristi0000
    @shristi0000 Před 8 lety +314

    I had never read the description of the late show videos. it's hilarious whoever wrote it.

    • @felixzardan7127
      @felixzardan7127 Před 8 lety +5

      +shristi shrestha Me too, I always thought it was a boring official description but HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

    • @starlinguk
      @starlinguk Před 8 lety +3

      +shristi shrestha Ya think he really has 1500 different neckties?

    • @Sp4wnEffect
      @Sp4wnEffect Před 7 lety +8

      shristi shrestha thank you for that ;-) love and information to you, have a nice day!

    • @roumifyouwnt2
      @roumifyouwnt2 Před 6 lety +1

      Sp4wn Effect lol maternal love and information 😘😁😂

  • @aileenchriscelia
    @aileenchriscelia Před 5 lety +273

    This is like a drunk interview😂😂😂

  • @trilllllllian4468
    @trilllllllian4468 Před 4 lety +2

    Her 'okay' at 8:54 is something I will forever preserve in my memory.

  • @Tyler-1203
    @Tyler-1203 Před rokem +5

    Dakota is so calm, polite and easygoing you’d think she never gets angry

  • @rahjeel
    @rahjeel Před 8 lety +80

    she's a real sweetheart. 😂

  • @minjaejameskim8340
    @minjaejameskim8340 Před 8 lety +447

    The whole interview was kind of awkward until Dakota Johnson snorted and cried from laughing so hard. This interview was definitely awkward but weirdly satisfying.

  • @zeinazahra7132
    @zeinazahra7132 Před 5 lety +42

    Dakota is so beautiful in a mysterious way. What I find it so adorable is her laughter. She is so normal. I like her so much..

  • @mohammednasseif9210
    @mohammednasseif9210 Před 4 lety +17

    I can't stop watching her clips! She is sooo funny and full of positive energy!