Also adding a surprise twin in any series proves you’re creatively bankrupt. It immediately means it’s gonna be bad (this movie was doomed since the start but you get my point)
I cannot get past the fact that the gardener is named Nacho. NACHO. How could you possibly be the in throws of passion and cry out "NACHOOOOO!!!!" without cracking up??
then it wouldn't appeal to who its meant to appeal to: middle-aged women. there's a reason why they're feature length movies that put more effort into the aesthetics more than anything. these movies are just the visual equivalent to those cheesy "romance" novels.
"If they injured her in any way, it would make her less sexy" The biggest lie Hollywood has ever sold us. Normalize giving women sick ass battle scars.
@@HQofrandom They do And they actually hire "kissing experts" to make the kiss/shot look as convincing as possible when it comes to chemistry between the two actors 😅
It's been 2 years now and the girl in my basement still has not fallen in love with me, she's also been giving me the silent treatment for 3 weeks now, this movie was a fucking lie
What's with these teen/young adult novels/movies and gloryfing toxic relationships? Examples: - Twilight: Edward pretty much gaslit Bella into marrying him and Bella went all psycho In New Moon when they broke up and was REWARDED for it. - 50 Shades: Christian Is a complete control freak who ruined the lives of all previous women before Anastasia and this Is scoffed off immediately instead of being a fleet of red flags. - After: Where should we even start with the Bad Boy Harry Styles? - 365 Days: Maximus pulling up a Stockholm Syndrome like a pro.
I hate the mindset 365 Days promotes. This mindset of "oh, this guy is hot, so it's ok that he kidnapped me, violated me in every conceivable way, and gave me Stockholm Syndrome." No. It's bad regardless of who does it. The fact that he's "hot" is irrelevant.
I used to have a fantasy about a handsome man being obsessed with me and ...ect. but in real life it would be so terrifying, so disgusting, so dehumanising and so helpless. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 No matter how hot.
Yeah like imagine if the guy wasn't hot which is most of the cases where this sort of kidnapping rape happens. Now suddenly it's not hot anymore. Huh...almost like this is some rape fetish masquerading as a movie.
@Telleva That is not even remotely the same. 1. Belle intentionally sacrificed herself to save her father. 2. Belle fell in love with the beast after realizing deep down he was a good person, whereas Whatserface fell in love with Massimo because "he's hot", and nothing else. 3. The Beast did not s*xually assault Belle at any point in the film. 4. Belle was still an independent character, and could stand up to the Beast when she needed to. Anybody who says Beauty And The Beast is a story about Stockholm syndrome basically just read the plot summary for a brief second and called it a day. You want real Stockholm syndrome? Look at 365 Days or Holiday In Handcuffs.
@Telleva I'm not defending what the prince did, he was an asshole, and his assholishness started the entire thing. I'm just saying Beauty And The Beast and 365 Days are not as comparable as you're making it out to be.
They forgot her heart condition in this movie as well. It was odd to me that they forgot about it considering the first movie made it out like it was a big deal.
@@waltercomunello121 spoilers(if you freaking care even) Her heart condition is gonna be of significance in the third novel/addition to the story She's gonna need a heart transplant.And massimo has to choose between her or their baby
yet they STILL get into toxic relationships. as if they're saying "don't worry, toxic relationships are alright, you might get shot once but you'll be fine" if THAT's not garbage, I don't know what is.
i live in Italy and almost every girl in my school is obsessed with these movies because of Massimo, this is just creepy. also the third one's gonna come out in august, wish me luck
So. Wrong. Those girls need to watch another movie with a sexy lead who is a supporter of feminism and healthy boundaries. Heck, I would take Jack from 'Titanic' over Massimo anyday. He encouraged her independence and ALSO protected her whenever he could.
@@tracys169 of course! We need to know what happens... we left Babygirl bleeding out on the ballroom/cathedral? floor. I assume she'll be totally fine, no scar or bruising from the bullet, and no one will ever mention it.
I was so mad. I watched half of it, went to take out the trash, came back and it was gone. Lmao Also, every time 'Massimo' is said, I hear Awesome-O. Just imagining Cartman dressed as a cardboard robot and Elvis constantly saying he's a total Chad.
I’ve never seen the movie but does mossimo just never EVER see or meet this gardener guy he’s got roaming around? Who hired him? So many questions that I doubt watching the movie would answer lol.
Nic Cage should do a satirical remake of this "movie." He would play an awesome evil twin. Can you imagine. He just calls every single person "baby girl" no matter what their gender is, while curling his lip and being creepy.
The fact that the actor who played Nacho is an ex contestant from the reality “L’Isola dei Famosi” is indicative of how trashy the movie is (and as an Italian, I can say we have our fair share of trashy realities).😹
1:23 he literally sum up the whole movie right there. Literally every minute is like a new song. Legit I feel like there’s a only like 10 minutes of dialogue throughout the whole movie
I did not think it was possible to make a film worse than the first one. But wow did they prove me wrong. It alternates between being boring and being stupid AF.
Why did movies for this series in particular get made? It’s not even remotely as “so bad it’s hilariously bad” like 50 Shades. It’s just incompetently written, edited, and tbh, acted. Also glad to see you love Arcane. 💗
You should cover Planet Terror. It’s great, like a classic B movie but well made. It’s super schlocky horror and pretty funny with some unexpectedly great actors. It even has Kyle Reece from the first terminator!
@@cro.7081 A group of famous fellows should survive on an island by co-operating and they get rewards by winning minigames but every week someone will be eliminated by vote,he is part of that. It might sound cool but the reality show embarassingly sucks,it was okay only in the first seasons from early 2000s.
You know what international pairs often do? They learn each others' mother languages. Why? Because they want their partners to feel at home, because they want to bond with their parents, because they want to show they care... And in case of Laura it would ensure her safety. She's a wife of a Mafia boss, isn't she? It's quite dangerous for her to not know what the people around her are talking about Ironicallly it kinda fits they don't really care about it. Basic English is enough for them to communicate since they barely speak to each other. They have much more important things to do
Actually I think he conned you into knowing this movie exists AND watching the 25 minutes of cliff notes. And I’m just sitting here wondering how this movie can possibly have 25 minutes of cliffnotes
Its crazy how Netflix is cool with making movies about a Woman who develops Stockholm syndrome after she is kidnapped and r***d. But remove one of the best episodes of Community because they found a character that cosplays as a Fantasy D&D Dark Elf to offensive....
I feel like it's just become a contest between hack directors and producers to see who can get the closest to making porn without actually calling it porn. "Yeah, well I managed to put THIRTY sex scenes in, that's TWO away from the porn quota" ... ffs
My grandfather was a Parisian gardener .. we found out at his funeral back in Portugal that he had a whole second family and definitely got around when it came to the random rich ladies he encountered while on the job. It sounds like if you want to get laid with minimal effort, being a gardener is where it's at.
Clearly the directors saw 50 shades of grey, saw how well that did and thought “hey, maybe if we just take out all of the plot of 50 shades of grey, more people will watch it, because that’s the whole reason they watched that movie anyway, right?”
It’s kinda poetic that this had to be uploaded twice, one upload for every evil twin, and it’s the sequel so it had to be uploaded a 2nd time, it’s funny how the universe just gives us beautiful coincidences
I had a feeling this would happen lmao. Watched the upload last night but gonna watch again to hopefully help boost. Nice job getting it back up so quick and thank you for the hours wonderful content lately. I feel spoiled!
Elvis, I love your videos but can you use different censorship sounds in the future please? My dog got excited when he heard the squeaking sounds and then got sad when he realised there was no toy to play with :(
I'm crying. "Actor licks actor" killed me!🤣🤣🤣 That script still could fit on a post it, thought(and I really need a kleenex because things got messy... like my eyes are tearing and my nose is stuffy because of all the laughing!)
There is some really heavy load I must get off my chest: The way Hollywood and Co represent romantic love and intimecy is extremely manipulative and toxic against women. And their conditioning them to set unrealistic to toxic steaks on men. Just one example out of 'It had to be you': This movie, like many others, legitemizes cheating if its true love which you know after having seen a person for practicaly just hours. But the crux is, they even get over the top by setting up "Buying Roses" higher than "Not cheating" as a proof of love. I will be honest here, im not the romantic type (just to stupid to realise how to turn the Situation without guidance) and ive been cheated on in two out of two long term relationships. So i have a personal vendetta against stuff like this because the movie is telling me into my face i should have bought flowers. Beeing loyal isnt proof of love and therefore only a oneway concept? Well got a little bit off track but what hits me most are such ZENSOR NOISE movies. Im a man that believes in consent. So if gf says no, its no. If you want * with me, then say yes and dont try to project your abusive dad into me and be disapointed when i stop at No. But movies like this one tell your gf you must be good looking, rich, treat her like a queen, go on extensive Trips and absolutely stomp on her consent. No personality required, or even grounded reality. And since men are all s**adicted, how comes there are no such movies out of male perspective (unless perhaps pure p***)? There are absolutely no movies conditioning us on romantic relationships! Even the girls in Michael Bay movies arent the actual love interest. They are just there too look good to the eye. No offensive or unrealistic stakes, no leasons its ok to be toxic or manipulative. Every girl could watch a 'guys movie' without beeing insulted and faulted for her partners flaws or getting presented stakes so absolutely high she could never reach them. Of course one might say these movies are directing towards jongsters, not seeking for longterm relationships, just kidding around. But even if, youre conditioning women into unrealistic partner choices purely based on the 'outside', impossible ways to romanticise relationships and even toxic behavior. Recently saw a movie where she was breaking up and he was just like overtalking it. Yeah it was meant to be romantic persuasion of keeping the relationship up, but it played out like "I want the divorce" - "No, were a good couple". And the scene was playing on like she changed her mind but she was never doing that on screen. And my gf just turned to me with romantic eyes and "You would never fight for me like that, would you?" and suddenly i was in a position having to defend myself for something that wasnt even romantic or "fighting for the other". It just was a) a premature and unthoughfull breakup by the girl and/or b) even worse an absolute toxic trait of her Partner not considering her thought and pushing her will away. Both of those are absolutely no lessons a 30yo women should consider! But i cant blame her, because EVERY romantic movie, drama or romcom in her life has and will condition her to this world view. Im not trying to push away all my faults either. Due to my position at work, im not home very often, and when im tired, stressed out and overworked, my head still in focus of work processes or general issues. Im on training very often or deployed for longer periods of time. Not beeing romantic is absolutely contraproductive and my antisocial, calculative and mostly rational way of thinking isnt helpfull either. Dont want to say im dream guy or even partially that. But these movies set the bar so high, I surpriss myself thinking I should be glad to even be in a relationship, that a women is nice enough to be with me. This should absolutely not be lessons romantic movies teach the world. If you had the time and nerv to read through all of that I owe you for your struggle. Really had to get this off my chest.
I can't even begin to understand how movies like this keep being made.... *Surely* its getting old for the few people who were into them, and those that aren't are just staring wide-eyed at the horror being played out on the screen for them... Look, I don't even _begin_ to get down with the whole every male is a toxic male bs going around, *but this is a perfect example of what toxicity in a relationship actually looks like!!* and it's perfectly fine, apparently. Colour me confused.
I almost went insane looking for this video. 😂 "But I swear I saw Elvis post a review for this train wreck. Did I totally imagine that?" 🤣🤣🤣 Great video.
This was hilarious, I love how much you hate the music. Also, I feel the difference between this and 50 shades, is 50 shades has character development and you feel and care for the characters. These two just kinda seem empty.
The female director is bat shit crazy. She was infamous for heaving a breakdown after her shitty debut movie was panned by critics. She went on a crazy rampage defending it and trying to force the idea that it is some kind of homage to Roman theatre and Shakespear and all them philosophers. There was a filmed confrontation with one of the critics. It was legendery for like a moment. This chick uses thick lenses and sprays them with a perfume called DELUSION!
Your content is so entertaining that i watch your videos first when im sober and then for the second time when im high, to get the most out of them =) Also the new editing style is quite unique and amusing!
I don't know why, but Elvis saying, "And then the movie ended" really caught me off-guard. Like... that's actually it? I know you said there was only a tiny bit of dialogue but like... only 3 things happened that weren't sex
would love to see you review the show Preacher, it's one of the most ridiculous and insane shows I've ever seen but it's so hilarious and well written. There's also the comics which I've never got to read because there's 100 or so issues but for what I know the show is a lot different.
This movie is so bad that Elvis had to reupload this video twice
You're everywhere dude
You are everywhere, how
You're not everywhere and this the first time I've seen you
If you are Lupin the third, Then I am Zenigata. I will always find you, always in pursuit, till the end of time.
@@tho29112 Bot account.
“Are you lost baby girl?” will haunt me forever.
Are you lost baby girl
Are you lost baby girl
Are you lost baby girl
Are you lost baby gworl
Arr yew lawst, babyg0rl?
its funny how they had to make the 'evil twin' so much a sociopath to make him worse than his brother.
And even so, he's just *BARELY* worse than Maximus.
Also adding a surprise twin in any series proves you’re creatively bankrupt. It immediately means it’s gonna be bad (this movie was doomed since the start but you get my point)
@@mqfii8992 its massimo
The bar was already low with Massimo, so what was the point.
Yea, otherwise you'd hate the soy sociopath.
I cannot get past the fact that the gardener is named Nacho. NACHO. How could you possibly be the in throws of passion and cry out "NACHOOOOO!!!!" without cracking up??
😂😂😂😂
Lol 🤣🤣
Today is Nacho lucky day - When he gets laid. Kinda cheesy, I know
Like that music nacho nacho man?
No cause it's actually a common Spanish nickname so like statistically there are too many people screaming that name lmfaoo
Glad it didn't take Elvis 365 days to re-upload this.
Why did it get removed?
Lol
@@mrman1051 age restriction
@@elerizo4815 thanks
@@mrman1051 And demonetization.
They literally could have just saved themselves the trouble with these movies and just shoot some pornos instead of filming a full length film twice.
Definitely better
then it wouldn't appeal to who its meant to appeal to: middle-aged women. there's a reason why they're feature length movies that put more effort into the aesthetics more than anything. these movies are just the visual equivalent to those cheesy "romance" novels.
@@milannoelle1576 cmon there's no way ppl watching it unironically, it's so bad, I AM not that down bad, the characters are all not that great either
Isn't this the 3rd movie?
@@PhantomGardener it's the 2nd one
"If they injured her in any way, it would make her less sexy"
The biggest lie Hollywood has ever sold us. Normalize giving women sick ass battle scars.
"battle schcarsch"😼😼
fucking ciri with her face scar is the sexist woman ive seen in a video game so yeah thats probably wrong
literally the dumbest lie of all time. my ex had a scar above her eyebrow from a car accident and it made her look aggressive lol. i liked it.
Kind of a weird take but ok 👌
Hollywood fails to see the inherent romance and sexiness of kissing your partner's scars
This movie makes Morbius look like a masterpiece. No pun intended.
Absolutely agree. Morbius may be boring but at least it wasn't as bad as this movie which can't even tell its story straight while Morbius could.
Well morbius is a masterpiece. So idk what your trying to say
Morbius is a masterpiece compared to every movie to ever exist soooo
I don´t even get the pun. Morbius? Masterpiece? 365 days 2? Where´s the connection? Where´s the joke? Do you even know, what a pun is?.....
Bruh I once left my Morbius movie tickets in the car, and when I came back, someone broke the windows and left their Morbius tickets
I am fairly certain that the kissing scenes were written by aliens who can't comprehend human mouth parts.
😂
*directed/acted by
writers don't write how people kiss lol
@@HQofrandom
You'd be surprised-
@@HQofrandom They do
And they actually hire "kissing experts" to make the kiss/shot look as convincing as possible when it comes to chemistry between the two actors 😅
As an Italian, I feel insulted that they think we are so sex-obsessed...
I can feel ur pain man, I'm Polish and I'm just lost for words; on behalf of Poland, I deeply apologise for this movie.
Haha Italy haha sex absolute hilarity
i believe italy has the most pornhub traffic tho iirc
Ma poi il tizio dell'isola dei famosi porcodì💀
@@febe2699 ormai anche i nostri reality sono famosi in tutto il mondo
Feels like a movie written by those “How to be an Alpha male” influencers
Alpha male🥵🥵
Or worse: if it was made by Andrew Tate.
But it wasn't
They were all written by a woman. I genuinely can't believe it
@@ejm1225Yeah, watched the first two movies(I can't explain why, but I did) and both felt like an Incel wet dream.
@@AnikMonette it was made by a woman based on a book written by a woman
This movie makes Twilight's romance look sane and that's honestly a bar I never thought any movie could limbo down.
What about after
@@jordancline30 Who knows...One thing is for sure, it's gonna take time to go even lower than this.
This movie makes 50 shades a decent movie and a normal relationship in comparison
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@@ZeyBlink
Nice
We can't call this the worst movie if it's not even a movie, to begin with...
The 50 Shades Trilogy looks like an Academy Award-winning trilogy compared to these.
@@weirdguy1495 pronhub needs to be invited to movie award shows if this is classed a movie o.0
At least _some_ of those have a plot!!
200IQ play by authors right there
@@NearlyH3adlessNick The Johnny Sins doctor series is more deserving of an Oscar than both 365 Days movies. Change my mind.
3:58
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It's been 2 years now and the girl in my basement still has not fallen in love with me, she's also been giving me the silent treatment for 3 weeks now, this movie was a fucking lie
Hol' up...did you try feeding her tho? Maybe she hungry or something? XD
@@purpleheart2700 nah, if she was hungry, she would have said something by now
@@jayblader-justvibin9443 giving u the COLD SHOULD i see, sad
Try letting her go and ruin her life until she comes back to you. That'll lead to a totally normal and healthy relationship
@@gepapa3633 Shit, that sounds absolutely genius
This movie is the literally incarnation of “I usually skip this part”
A movie consisting entirely of the parts of other movies that you'd have a hard time watching with your mom next to you.
I guess I can skip this movie
What's with these teen/young adult novels/movies and gloryfing toxic relationships? Examples:
- Twilight: Edward pretty much gaslit Bella into marrying him and Bella went all psycho In New Moon when they broke up and was REWARDED for it.
- 50 Shades: Christian Is a complete control freak who ruined the lives of all previous women before Anastasia and this Is scoffed off immediately instead of being a fleet of red flags.
- After: Where should we even start with the Bad Boy Harry Styles?
- 365 Days: Maximus pulling up a Stockholm Syndrome like a pro.
Don’t forget the kissing booth series…
It’s all gonna work out if you’re sexy - great lesson to be learned from these movies
🙌🏼 (hetero)amatonormativity 🙌🏼
@@CrankyB1tsch Yeah, sadly true
Women like the beauty and the beast fantasy
730 entire days in this series and nobody needed or wanted a single one of them
Brother?
@@Elverghost PUT THE GUN AWAY MY BROTHER MY FRIEND 😧
@@ratosphere I CAN'T, IT'S GLUED TO MY HAND
a more interesting plot in this comment chain than the actual movie.
@@sirshotty7689 Honestly I'm invested
I hate the mindset 365 Days promotes. This mindset of "oh, this guy is hot, so it's ok that he kidnapped me, violated me in every conceivable way, and gave me Stockholm Syndrome." No. It's bad regardless of who does it. The fact that he's "hot" is irrelevant.
I used to have a fantasy about a handsome man being obsessed with me and ...ect. but in real life it would be so terrifying, so disgusting, so dehumanising and so helpless. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 No matter how hot.
Yeah like imagine if the guy wasn't hot which is most of the cases where this sort of kidnapping rape happens. Now suddenly it's not hot anymore.
Huh...almost like this is some rape fetish masquerading as a movie.
The "After" movies are another great example of this together with "50 shades of grey"
@Telleva That is not even remotely the same.
1. Belle intentionally sacrificed herself to save her father.
2. Belle fell in love with the beast after realizing deep down he was a good person, whereas Whatserface fell in love with Massimo because "he's hot", and nothing else.
3. The Beast did not s*xually assault Belle at any point in the film.
4. Belle was still an independent character, and could stand up to the Beast when she needed to.
Anybody who says Beauty And The Beast is a story about Stockholm syndrome basically just read the plot summary for a brief second and called it a day. You want real Stockholm syndrome? Look at 365 Days or Holiday In Handcuffs.
@Telleva I'm not defending what the prince did, he was an asshole, and his assholishness started the entire thing. I'm just saying Beauty And The Beast and 365 Days are not as comparable as you're making it out to be.
I love how Nic Cage is single-handedly saving this video 😂
From behalf of whole Poland, We are deeply sorry for this movie
Edit: Except Grzegorz Guziołek, he doesn’t care
what about Cyberpunk are you sorry for that too?
jk.
@@Immolator772 Sorry for a good game? Nope.
@@Yoroiful Cyberpunk touched my bare buttocks without my consent.
It took you guys 80 years but you finally got your revenge
@@Yoroiful what's good about it?
Didn't you know that the pinnacle of manliness is sex and kidnaping?
Just like the sabine women
Sounds like that old tradition in Kyrgyzstan and Kazakhstan where the bride got deadass kidnapped... even in broad daylight....
all Italian men do that, all the time. didn't you know? it's the latest relationship trend.
Snowpiercer is getting cancelled but they made another one of these? No wonder Netflix is burning.
Showpiecer is a garbage show
It's Netflix. If they aren't making quality porn the only thing they are offering bad live action to anime or just putting up anime.
I thought Snowpiercer (the TV series) was a TNT property.
Its because this shit gives them money and snowpiercer don't, so its not just netflix fault
@@deusexmachina9776 And the 365 Days movies are any better???
They forgot her heart condition in this movie as well. It was odd to me that they forgot about it considering the first movie made it out like it was a big deal.
seems like her heart isn't a priority for writers
*pun very much intended*
@@waltercomunello121 spoilers(if you freaking care even)
Her heart condition is gonna be of significance in the third novel/addition to the story
She's gonna need a heart transplant.And massimo has to choose between her or their baby
I know a girl who is OBSESSED with the 365 days movies and books and always posts about it on her story💀
I bet she has totally healthy relationships with ultra sexy stallions
@@waltercomunello121 She's dating immature guys on and off
Atleast you can spot wrong girls really simple so you take your distances
Wait there're BOOKS!?
@@cherry9787 Yeah lmfao 😭
So you think they'll call the 4th sequel "366 days"?
366 days the Leap
year to hell
366 Days: Hell On Earth
that was clever
Love the fact that both these movies have numerous red flags. Can be used as a lesson to people on how not to be in a relationship
yet they STILL get into toxic relationships. as if they're saying "don't worry, toxic relationships are alright, you might get shot once but you'll be fine"
if THAT's not garbage, I don't know what is.
More red flags than a communist rally.
i live in Italy and almost every girl in my school is obsessed with these movies because of Massimo, this is just creepy.
also the third one's gonna come out in august, wish me luck
So. Wrong. Those girls need to watch another movie with a sexy lead who is a supporter of feminism and healthy boundaries. Heck, I would take Jack from 'Titanic' over Massimo anyday. He encouraged her independence and ALSO protected her whenever he could.
Wait. There's..a third one?!
@@tracys169 of course! We need to know what happens... we left Babygirl bleeding out on the ballroom/cathedral? floor. I assume she'll be totally fine, no scar or bruising from the bullet, and no one will ever mention it.
@@rainofflame yeah, that's what women want...a beta male with a man bun 🙄 😂
-_-
I was so mad. I watched half of it, went to take out the trash, came back and it was gone. Lmao
Also, every time 'Massimo' is said, I hear Awesome-O. Just imagining Cartman dressed as a cardboard robot and Elvis constantly saying he's a total Chad.
I can’t believe I’m about to suffer through this shit again for you Elvis
I can’t believe I just suffered through that shit again for you Elvis
@@PetSymmetry I can't believe they just suffered through that shit for you Elvis
@@luckani3320 I can't believe Luckalex said that they just suffered through that shit for you Elvis
@@phud420 I can't believe phud can't believe luckalex said that they suffered through that shit for you Elvis
I’ve never seen the movie but does mossimo just never EVER see or meet this gardener guy he’s got roaming around? Who hired him? So many questions that I doubt watching the movie would answer lol.
And how did he get the huge portraits of Laura if he had only seen her thru the binoculars and in his dreams???
I watched the first two movies because I'm a huge masochist and I would not be able to tell you...
this is the greatest Nic Cage movie of all time. The amount of screen time he gets must have been so expensive
Nic Cage should do a satirical remake of this "movie." He would play an awesome evil twin. Can you imagine. He just calls every single person "baby girl" no matter what their gender is, while curling his lip and being creepy.
So basically an even funnier version of "Adaptation" lmao
The fact that the actor who played Nacho is an ex contestant from the reality “L’Isola dei Famosi” is indicative of how trashy the movie is (and as an Italian, I can say we have our fair share of trashy realities).😹
Well maybe he can use this as a stepping stone for a career maybe XD
@@cherry9787 maybe in a better movie… and maybe something Italian first?😹
I'm representing Poland right now. We are really sorry and embarrassed.
Gotta give Netflix props for making a sequel to one of their most hated originals lol
1:23 he literally sum up the whole movie right there. Literally every minute is like a new song. Legit I feel like there’s a only like 10 minutes of dialogue throughout the whole movie
Of course this had to be reuploaded
Why was it taken down
@@Wha____ Guess why. If you can't, there wasn't enough censoring of this trashfire of a movie apparently. And also the words Elvis says.
I Saw That Coming Too Not Gona Lie 😂
@@Wha____ CZcams too priss and not satisfied with the seggs censoring Elvis had to do, most likely
The original probably got age restricted which is a death sentence
I did not think it was possible to make a film worse than the first one. But wow did they prove me wrong.
It alternates between being boring and being stupid AF.
365: This Day - the most devious lick of them all.
CZcams really trying to defend this movie with them taking this video down twice
Really twice?
The fact that they used the “It wasn’t me, it was… MY TWIN BROTHER!” plot twist unironically in 2022 is pretty pathetic
It's really sad where the movie industry is going nowadays, and what type of movies kids/teens/adults like. Morbius is the diamond in the rough
Morbius is truly one of the movies ever made
There's a lot of good movies that are not "mainstream"...
Rip the "porn is free" line
The absolute balls to fight to keep this video up. So we can look at the balls of these writers for making it.
Fair Use Law, ignored by CZcams yet again.
Why did he had to re-upload it tho? Kinda confused.
@@406Style Age restricted, I guess?
Why did movies for this series in particular get made? It’s not even remotely as “so bad it’s hilariously bad” like 50 Shades. It’s just incompetently written, edited, and tbh, acted.
Also glad to see you love Arcane. 💗
You should cover Planet Terror. It’s great, like a classic B movie but well made. It’s super schlocky horror and pretty funny with some unexpectedly great actors. It even has Kyle Reece from the first terminator!
Moreover it has Sayid from Lost!
Machete too.. Both movies especially the second one are so over the top
He should cover "A fall from grace" he never notices me in the comments ;_;
@@kalay5651 Maybe try his twitter? Conisdering than he knew about 365 days 2 because people bombarded his twitter
It even has Bruce Willis from the first of the three (and there were only three) Die Hard movies!
nacho’s actor is italian, and i can assure that the reality show he was in, it’s total garbage
Agreed
whatd he do in the reality show
@@cro.7081 A group of famous fellows should survive on an island by co-operating and they get rewards by winning minigames but every week someone will be eliminated by vote,he is part of that.
It might sound cool but the reality show embarassingly sucks,it was okay only in the first seasons from early 2000s.
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That’s actually a surprisingly creative way to sexualize golf of all things
Massimo is the evil twin. That’s why they had to make his brother a deranged maniac💀
You know what international pairs often do? They learn each others' mother languages. Why? Because they want their partners to feel at home, because they want to bond with their parents, because they want to show they care... And in case of Laura it would ensure her safety. She's a wife of a Mafia boss, isn't she? It's quite dangerous for her to not know what the people around her are talking about
Ironicallly it kinda fits they don't really care about it. Basic English is enough for them to communicate since they barely speak to each other. They have much more important things to do
Elvis' monetization was lost like the dudes baby girl in this movie
Elvis informs me about movies I never knew existed and prevents me from watching them.
Actually I think he conned you into knowing this movie exists AND watching the 25 minutes of cliff notes.
And I’m just sitting here wondering how this movie can possibly have 25 minutes of cliffnotes
I'd like a psycho thriller version of this
Or not
It already is
CZcams bots are broken age restricting and demonetizing regular videos like this. Stay strong Elvis
Wow, the amount of editing you had to do to bleep out certain words and stuff must have taken forever. Doing the lord’s work out here Elvis 👍👍
Whenever I’m tempted to renew my Netflix prescription, I remember movies like this exist
Your doctor gave you Netflix
Saw the original video, you can tell I'm cool
I remember watching it too. Wasn't too different but it's nice to witness history I guess.
Its crazy how Netflix is cool with making movies about a Woman who develops Stockholm syndrome after she is kidnapped and r***d. But remove one of the best episodes of Community because they found a character that cosplays as a Fantasy D&D Dark Elf to offensive....
I put this video last night and fell asleep because it was already late and the next day I saw that it wasn't there, I almost died of a heart attack.
I feel like it's just become a contest between hack directors and producers to see who can get the closest to making porn without actually calling it porn.
"Yeah, well I managed to put THIRTY sex scenes in, that's TWO away from the porn quota" ... ffs
My grandfather was a Parisian gardener .. we found out at his funeral back in Portugal that he had a whole second family and definitely got around when it came to the random rich ladies he encountered while on the job. It sounds like if you want to get laid with minimal effort, being a gardener is where it's at.
I'm convinced you have a better chance of getting green lit by Netflix the more terrible your script is
Im just gonna say this again in this reupload, the editing in these last couple of videos has been insane! :D
To be honest, the first thumbnail was so off-putting that I'd avoided it... Glad you re-uploaded.
Clearly the directors saw 50 shades of grey, saw how well that did and thought “hey, maybe if we just take out all of the plot of 50 shades of grey, more people will watch it, because that’s the whole reason they watched that movie anyway, right?”
Crazy peaky blinders wasn’t talked about, that’s the only reason I have Netflix
😭😭😭 why all the vids on 365 days gotta get demonitized or copyright striked!!! I wanna see people tear apart the bad movies
365 days 2 review 2: The demontizing.
It’s kinda poetic that this had to be uploaded twice, one upload for every evil twin, and it’s the sequel so it had to be uploaded a 2nd time, it’s funny how the universe just gives us beautiful coincidences
You do know part 3 came out 😆only 1 month later
I had a feeling this would happen lmao. Watched the upload last night but gonna watch again to hopefully help boost. Nice job getting it back up so quick and thank you for the hours wonderful content lately. I feel spoiled!
Elvis, I love your videos but can you use different censorship sounds in the future please? My dog got excited when he heard the squeaking sounds and then got sad when he realised there was no toy to play with :(
OH NOO LMAOAO THATS SO SAD
Just buy them a toy
@@anopiniononyt9585 💀
@@anopiniononyt9585 he has toys but destroys the squeaker on the first day and then gets bored if he hasn't got something to murder.
Jesus Elvis did you think I wouldn't notice your mad editing skills on this? You go crazy mate, 10/10 production.
I'm crying. "Actor licks actor" killed me!🤣🤣🤣
That script still could fit on a post it, thought(and I really need a kleenex because things got messy... like my eyes are tearing and my nose is stuffy because of all the laughing!)
All good! Loving all the content this month
Elvis mentioning and loving Arcane is unexpected but welcome
There is some really heavy load I must get off my chest:
The way Hollywood and Co represent romantic love and intimecy is extremely manipulative and toxic against women. And their conditioning them to set unrealistic to toxic steaks on men.
Just one example out of 'It had to be you': This movie, like many others, legitemizes cheating if its true love which you know after having seen a person for practicaly just hours. But the crux is, they even get over the top by setting up "Buying Roses" higher than "Not cheating" as a proof of love.
I will be honest here, im not the romantic type (just to stupid to realise how to turn the Situation without guidance) and ive been cheated on in two out of two long term relationships. So i have a personal vendetta against stuff like this because the movie is telling me into my face i should have bought flowers. Beeing loyal isnt proof of love and therefore only a oneway concept?
Well got a little bit off track but what hits me most are such ZENSOR NOISE movies. Im a man that believes in consent. So if gf says no, its no. If you want * with me, then say yes and dont try to project your abusive dad into me and be disapointed when i stop at No. But movies like this one tell your gf you must be good looking, rich, treat her like a queen, go on extensive Trips and absolutely stomp on her consent. No personality required, or even grounded reality.
And since men are all s**adicted, how comes there are no such movies out of male perspective (unless perhaps pure p***)? There are absolutely no movies conditioning us on romantic relationships! Even the girls in Michael Bay movies arent the actual love interest. They are just there too look good to the eye. No offensive or unrealistic stakes, no leasons its ok to be toxic or manipulative.
Every girl could watch a 'guys movie' without beeing insulted and faulted for her partners flaws or getting presented stakes so absolutely high she could never reach them.
Of course one might say these movies are directing towards jongsters, not seeking for longterm relationships, just kidding around. But even if, youre conditioning women into unrealistic partner choices purely based on the 'outside', impossible ways to romanticise relationships and even toxic behavior.
Recently saw a movie where she was breaking up and he was just like overtalking it. Yeah it was meant to be romantic persuasion of keeping the relationship up, but it played out like "I want the divorce" - "No, were a good couple". And the scene was playing on like she changed her mind but she was never doing that on screen. And my gf just turned to me with romantic eyes and "You would never fight for me like that, would you?" and suddenly i was in a position having to defend myself for something that wasnt even romantic or "fighting for the other". It just was a) a premature and unthoughfull breakup by the girl and/or b) even worse an absolute toxic trait of her Partner not considering her thought and pushing her will away.
Both of those are absolutely no lessons a 30yo women should consider! But i cant blame her, because EVERY romantic movie, drama or romcom in her life has and will condition her to this world view.
Im not trying to push away all my faults either. Due to my position at work, im not home very often, and when im tired, stressed out and overworked, my head still in focus of work processes or general issues. Im on training very often or deployed for longer periods of time. Not beeing romantic is absolutely contraproductive and my antisocial, calculative and mostly rational way of thinking isnt helpfull either. Dont want to say im dream guy or even partially that. But these movies set the bar so high, I surpriss myself thinking I should be glad to even be in a relationship, that a women is nice enough to be with me. This should absolutely not be lessons romantic movies teach the world.
If you had the time and nerv to read through all of that I owe you for your struggle. Really had to get this off my chest.
This wasn't a Hollywood movie, though.
Well this gives me a good excuse to watch this again
I can't even begin to understand how movies like this keep being made....
*Surely* its getting old for the few people who were into them, and those that aren't are just staring wide-eyed at the horror being played out on the screen for them...
Look, I don't even _begin_ to get down with the whole every male is a toxic male bs going around, *but this is a perfect example of what toxicity in a relationship actually looks like!!* and it's perfectly fine, apparently.
Colour me confused.
Ok, I can see that Nick Cage face is much bigger in this re-uploaded version.
The editing is FUCKING INSANE, great job
Bro the editor is dog shit it’s way to much
reuploads make me feel like i'm being gaslit and didn't already watch this, but i love it
There's a new one coming out Elvis, hope you enjoy it! Lolz. Comes out August 22
This movie feels like a hate crime
Dang I thought I was a lost babygirl til I read the pinned comment.
Thank you so much for changing the thumbnail Elvis 😭 Saw it in my subs list earlier and audibly gagged
I almost went insane looking for this video. 😂 "But I swear I saw Elvis post a review for this train wreck. Did I totally imagine that?" 🤣🤣🤣
Great video.
This was hilarious, I love how much you hate the music.
Also, I feel the difference between this and 50 shades, is 50 shades has character development and you feel and care for the characters. These two just kinda seem empty.
I didn't feel for the characters. Watched it more for a joke. Felt like it's on par with this retarded film. It's just a fanfic of Bella and Edward.
There’s part 3 😎
The female director is bat shit crazy. She was infamous for heaving a breakdown after her shitty debut movie was panned by critics. She went on a crazy rampage defending it and trying to force the idea that it is some kind of homage to Roman theatre and Shakespear and all them philosophers. There was a filmed confrontation with one of the critics. It was legendery for like a moment. This chick uses thick lenses and sprays them with a perfume called DELUSION!
Your content is so entertaining that i watch your videos first when im sober and then for the second time when im high, to get the most out of them =)
Also the new editing style is quite unique and amusing!
I couldn't watch the first time because I was busy but then the video was gone and now i am back thank you for your efforts
Should have hit the “NUT” button to emphasize the Honey “NUT” Cheerios
I referred this upload to my friends in college who deferred to me concerning that "film".
They thank you for saving them time.
I don't know why, but Elvis saying, "And then the movie ended" really caught me off-guard. Like... that's actually it? I know you said there was only a tiny bit of dialogue but like... only 3 things happened that weren't sex
Elvis spoiling us with uploads ! I aint complaining 🙌
would love to see you review the show Preacher, it's one of the most ridiculous and insane shows I've ever seen but it's so hilarious and well written. There's also the comics which I've never got to read because there's 100 or so issues but for what I know the show is a lot different.
I refuse to believe there is a sequel hell I refuse to believe the first one exists