Here lies Mr. J Shufflebottom. His tombstone says: "How can one person have such a filthy mouth? The men who arrested Sir Knight are heroes. One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that face. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty!"
Sufflebottom: A lumberjack doesn’t like you!
Sir knight: So you have chosen: death
Clearly he struck a nerve with the lumberjack insult.
Yeah
Insults his sister about murdering for a seat reservation, only for him to admit he murdered for the ticket. Nice.
Runs in the family.
he was his sister
Here lies Mr. J Shufflebottom. His tombstone says: "How can one person have such a filthy mouth? The men who arrested Sir Knight are heroes. One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that face. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty!"
Sir knights head: What the heck is overwatch?
@@loggamer2724that’s not very horrible, that’s just Sir Knight’s shower thoughts he has while recovering from other insults.
The fact that Shufflebottom starts off with that weak of an insult makes his destruction even better
the power of "And"
yep
@@whats_up_poggers5805 and
@@Nikkei1011 your mother is interested in photography and
And and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and
Yes
"a Lumberjack doesn't like you!" Famous last words
Shufflebottom: "A lumberjack doesn't like you."
Sir Knight: *Commences with complete destruction of self worth*
"Your sister is dull and ugly and wanted to be your mother"
I'm still laughing after hearing that
Brings a whole new meaning to "Your Sister... AND Admires photos of Your Father" at 0:08
"Your son was born in your mother"
"Your son was born in your mother" sweet home alabama, where the sky's are so blue.
84 seconds of one insult.
(Sorry if I did the math wrong.)
93
The entire video or just the insult
"A lumberjack dosen't like you"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"A lumberjack doesn't like you!"
and i took that personally
Not even the Scotsman from Samurai Jack would come up with that long of an insult!
ITS JUST A TRAIN SEAT LOL 😂
MR SHUFFLEBOTTOM! YOUR A (An insult so bad it creates a ripple in the space and time continuum causing a massive explosion)
Dang it whos causing the dimensional Aftershocks?
THE TRAIN IS ON FIRE FROM THAT BURN
And
You mean: And and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and
And
This sounds like it's straight out of And Now For Something Completely Different
Compared to the one with the postal dude, this is the second longest insult ever
"The worst they can say is no"
Redditors when someone gives a different opinion:
LMAO
More Like 4-chan lol
I love how the beat drop and entire suspenseful part of the song happen throughout his insult
He’s been holding that sentence for 76 years just to say all that 💀
This is harder than the value of pi
this just re-enacts "that's why your shoes raggedy"
a lumberjack doesn't like you
Nice one. My record is 252, but I didn’t record a video of it and I’m still regretting it to this day.
The longest one I made was probably like at least four or five paragraphs and it was like 124 damage
mine was 166
@@NoobMaster-zd3nc good that's cool
teacher: dont use run-on sentences, they make less sense the more they go on
run-on sentences:
Lore of Mr. Shufflebottom Is Out Of His League (Longest Insult Ever?!) - Oh... Sir! The Insult Simulator momentum 100
*A N D*
and... anything else, sir?
Oh...sir? More like oh...you rude twat!
I love this bloody game!
127 damage!!!!!!
Sir Knight just cooked Shufflebottom!
Take a drink every time he says and
Why do you want me to die
@@TheIncredibleJumpman I don’t you don’t have to worry 😂
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@@stuffman272 Looks like you tried to write a comment after doing this challenge
21 shots
Damn *chill I ain’t mean it*
"your wife poses nude for you husband"
Do the same thing with postal dude pls
It's so long that nobody has done a transcript in the comments.
poor guy
AAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDD
OOH BURN!
127 damage... Damn
I did one that was 380 damage beat that suckers
i call fake
God out here saying that it was a mistake to create them
holy shit
Holy shit
127 jeez
This has got to be cheating.
There's that kid who says he did 380, but hah
Hha
how did shuffle only get lumberjacks hate him in the time it took to make that insult?
If you click (...) on the board next to the character, it will let you wait for the next round to continue your sentence
OWO
bruh xD
That was worth me time but I'd seen better
And…
and
👎 Style
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"a lumberjack doesn't like you!"
Famous last words
*A N D*
And
*and*