5 Minute Crafts That Will Blow You Away!

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  • čas přidán 11. 09. 2024
  • Do you have 3 slippery knees and an instagram account..? Then you're gonna be a star!

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  • @imbrandonfarris
    @imbrandonfarris  Před 3 lety +615

    To those who may have misheard the joke...I said ship WITH A P! 😂 you know better

    • @LiciaYoung
      @LiciaYoung Před 3 lety +23

      *heard all the things you did and didn't say.... 🤣

    • @hamoodhabibi1863
      @hamoodhabibi1863 Před 3 lety +9

      No I think u said ‘help he he’s about to come back call 911 im scared please help me’ whatever that means

    • @choutakker
      @choutakker Před 3 lety +11

      I was thinkin about another word

    • @leah_luv3r592
      @leah_luv3r592 Před 3 lety +5

      Sure you did Brandon huh? Oh I mean YeA wE bElEiVe YoU!

    • @laneyvaughn4671
      @laneyvaughn4671 Před 3 lety +8

      I BELIEVE YOU! And you and your sister have such a good relationship, me and my brother just fight every time we see each other

  • @got2luvmelo107
    @got2luvmelo107 Před 3 lety +3093

    To this day i still wonder how kelly is still intact with everything she has been through

    • @HamidaHakimi
      @HamidaHakimi Před 3 lety +18

      Ikr

    • @annabanana-oh7re
      @annabanana-oh7re Před 3 lety +54

      i think we're all wondering that😂(also i keep seeing hisoka everywhere,i think its a sign i should start watching hunter×hunter loll)

    • @reganlisman5541
      @reganlisman5541 Před 3 lety +46

      Honestly! She's one strong woman! You go Kelly!

    • @rootbeerarby9061
      @rootbeerarby9061 Před 3 lety +21

      She is indestructible

    • @rosiebear3101
      @rosiebear3101 Před 3 lety +24

      She's not quite all intact. She has some holes in her.

  • @cheddarcheese7957
    @cheddarcheese7957 Před 3 lety +3598

    brandon needs an award right now and im surprised that room is not destroyed completely yet

    • @umhello9962
      @umhello9962 Před 3 lety +104

      Plot twist: He has multiple of the same room, so each time he trashes one, he moves to a different room.

    • @mctheobeymebunny190
      @mctheobeymebunny190 Před 3 lety +10

      H3 needs a award for getting people (me 4 sure) through life.

    • @jessreuter8114
      @jessreuter8114 Před 3 lety +11

      Ohhhhh it has been destroyed... repeatedly... lol

    • @arabellaje3461
      @arabellaje3461 Před 3 lety +6

      I think he hires a cleaner to do the work for him 😂 I would if I ever had to clean that room🥲

    • @LiciaYoung
      @LiciaYoung Před 3 lety +10

      Dirtiest dooder on TikTok gets it back to perfect condition every time!

  • @senrivity.official
    @senrivity.official Před 9 měsíci +122

    straight to the point
    no clickbait
    risks his life for us
    not asking to like or subscribe
    no useless outros
    what an amazing youtuber

  • @briannacalixfuentes3149
    @briannacalixfuentes3149 Před 3 lety +973

    can we just take a moment to admire that walk he did " eh eh eh - Brandon farris"

    • @ameliavincent2172
      @ameliavincent2172 Před 3 lety +9

      Yes I died

    • @sage2731
      @sage2731 Před 3 lety +7

      i’m dead he’s so funny 😂

    • @2muchofme280
      @2muchofme280 Před 3 lety +4

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @VicChaotic
      @VicChaotic Před 3 lety +7

      i think that was in reference to a tiktoker i dont remember his name but he shows up on my fyp sometimes with a pun and then walks away like that

    • @Gamergirl-172
      @Gamergirl-172 Před 3 lety +1

      4:54

  • @thaliapaiz5548
    @thaliapaiz5548 Před 3 lety +673

    that razor and balloon was just 15 seconds of pure anxiety

    • @PWeb89
      @PWeb89 Před 3 lety +6

      All the balloons were bad but that part was definitely the worst!

    • @antisocialqueen9612
      @antisocialqueen9612 Před 3 lety +9

      Omg yess . I was just sitting waiting for it to pop. I also may or may not have jumped and spilled my pink drink all over my bed.

  • @smittproductions1807
    @smittproductions1807 Před 3 lety +490

    “Every time I try it’s just statistically getting me closer and closer to a head injury” - Brandon Farret

  • @tessadoow9519
    @tessadoow9519 Před 3 lety +166

    4:14 “either God made you that way, or you’ve got some explaining to do to your wife”
    oh my goodness 😂
    There goes Brandon again.

  • @platypi8185
    @platypi8185 Před 3 lety +225

    MANS CAN TAKE A FUNERAL AND TURN IT INTO A COMEDY SHOW LMAO HOW DO YOU DO THIS BRANDON😭😭

  • @permanentlytired
    @permanentlytired Před 3 lety +1071

    "The only problem is... the entire idea" and "I am too old for this" literally fits every idea I have had in quarantine💀

  • @Vincentdunn111
    @Vincentdunn111 Před 3 lety +430

    I’m not even joking the day gets a million times better when Brandon posts

  • @lucycassford149
    @lucycassford149 Před 2 lety +53

    3:35 GOOGLE! *sweet sweet beachesss* wait that might bring up stuff we don't want NUH NUH NUH NUH - man i love how brandon is family friendly but slips in hilarious things

  • @haileeshull3696
    @haileeshull3696 Před 3 lety +1837

    “Kelly’s pronouns are ‘a’ and ‘portrait’.”
    That line made me laugh really hard

  • @zachw28
    @zachw28 Před 3 lety +798

    Brandon could do a whole video of just him blowing up balloons and we'd all still love it

    • @eatthom577
      @eatthom577 Před 3 lety +16

      No Brandon could litterally do nothing and we’d still crack up. Lol

    • @thequitemagician9957
      @thequitemagician9957 Před 3 lety +6

      no Brandon can just breathe and I will still crack up

    • @2muchofme280
      @2muchofme280 Před 3 lety +1

      @@eatthom577 facts lol

    • @thatwaggoner074
      @thatwaggoner074 Před 3 lety

      Agreed

    • @pawfectionist
      @pawfectionist Před 3 lety +1

      He basically does! Look up his balloon animal video. Best video ever!!

  • @scottywalker2075
    @scottywalker2075 Před 3 lety +642

    "Kelly's pronouns are A and Portrait" *me dying inside*

    • @CharlieCat18
      @CharlieCat18 Před 2 lety +9

      Easily my favorite quote from this video 😂✨

    • @galacticstar1335
      @galacticstar1335 Před 10 měsíci

      Bro I heard “a” and “orphan” 💀💀

  • @fruitylook-see6298
    @fruitylook-see6298 Před 2 lety +11

    This man.
    I have to watch one of his videos at LEAST every 3 hours to fuel my creativity and humor.

  • @capp00
    @capp00 Před 3 lety +3205

    " I'll blow em up, you tie em"
    *_balloon goes pbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtb around the room_*
    That cracked me up.

  • @irishamlin5039
    @irishamlin5039 Před 3 lety +814

    The architects that built his apartment deserve an award

  • @Kat-fw9vd
    @Kat-fw9vd Před 3 lety +1035

    “Ok Kelly, I’ll blow them up and you tie them”
    Kelly : 😃

  • @JJ_was_here_
    @JJ_was_here_ Před 2 lety +70

    Brandon you make my day happier than ever because I’m having a rough time at home and you make me laugh so hard thank you.

    • @SupItzN4Z4
      @SupItzN4Z4 Před rokem

      Are you alright?Have things gotten better?

  • @serenjoondipy4767
    @serenjoondipy4767 Před 3 lety +397

    Welcome to another episode of: BRANDON possibly hurting himself and messing up his room.
    Love Brandon✨💜💜💜💜💜💜👍🏾

  • @3mmaxoxo
    @3mmaxoxo Před 3 lety +239

    “There’s something in there-“
    “AiR”
    *proceeds to throw balloon*

  • @eatthom577
    @eatthom577 Před 3 lety +14934

    Who else found him one day and. Now he’s part of your daily routine

  • @juzosuzuya8749
    @juzosuzuya8749 Před 2 lety +29

    “Every time I try it statistically gets me closer and closer to a head injury,”
    -Brandon Farris

  • @sophia.sings11
    @sophia.sings11 Před 3 lety +534

    The fact that he spent half the video balloon surfing-

  • @teagan7376
    @teagan7376 Před 3 lety +233

    "Alright Kelly. I'm gonna blow them up and you tie them"
    The balloon: yEeT

    • @jamreport6981
      @jamreport6981 Před 3 lety +2

      As soon as i read this comment brandon was reading ut with me

    • @AuntieM73
      @AuntieM73 Před 3 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wasteland6463
    @wasteland6463 Před 3 lety +115

    "OH ITS LIKE A CELEBRATION OF PAIN"
    *dying noises*

  • @maskedlucid
    @maskedlucid Před 2 lety +27

    0:43
    Brandon: is there something in here?
    Balloon: *farts*
    Brandon: *air*

  • @carriepaul8626
    @carriepaul8626 Před 3 lety +46

    He’s the goofy little brother that keeps everyone entertained and we adore him! ❤️

  • @brynnfranks4172
    @brynnfranks4172 Před 3 lety +125

    Poor Kelly she’s been through so much and she’s still ok

  • @bae..7522
    @bae..7522 Před 3 lety +542

    Anyone else just wonder how kelly is still Here and Brandon's room is still here?

    • @LiciaYoung
      @LiciaYoung Před 3 lety +5

      Dirtiest dooder on TikTok takes care of that for him

    • @THEONLYSHAD9OW
      @THEONLYSHAD9OW Před 5 měsíci

      Ya and who is she

  • @Cracked_out_mf
    @Cracked_out_mf Před 2 lety +22

    Watching Brandon do all this goofy stuff is one of the best parts of my day!

  • @wFriday
    @wFriday Před 3 lety +173

    “the water bottle is eating the wood, its a beaver”
    -brandon 2021

  • @moskowshka1856
    @moskowshka1856 Před 3 lety +213

    Now we know that Brandon has seen those guys that do dad jokes in an office on tik tok and laugh slowly

  • @imowurlawnz
    @imowurlawnz Před 3 lety +144

    bruh when u did the walk away laugh i lost it😂 "ah....ah.....ah.....ah"

  • @claresargent2171
    @claresargent2171 Před 6 měsíci +4

    " i think i can blow this up in one breath" almost passes out from trying 😂 love ur videos Brandon

  • @tylerthecreatorshat
    @tylerthecreatorshat Před 3 lety +115

    The last words that balloon ever heard were
    *“you got nothing to worry about my g-“*

  • @Megadon7654
    @Megadon7654 Před 3 lety +189

    He is the only person where I can literally squeak while laughing

    • @raccoon2820
      @raccoon2820 Před 3 lety

      Ruined your perfect 100 likes but I don’t know if I actually did because the second I clicked on the comment to comment this it was 102 instead of 101

  • @HATSUNEMIKUWHATTT
    @HATSUNEMIKUWHATTT Před 3 lety +79

    “It works great!”
    *Proceeds to bash head on shelves multiple times*

    • @hotteacocoa
      @hotteacocoa Před 3 lety +3

      Can’t have brain damage when you don’t have a brain! I know that from experience!

  • @lazypotatosloth9967
    @lazypotatosloth9967 Před 2 lety +10

    I love how Kelly has to through everything Brandon does 😂

  • @AishaJathome
    @AishaJathome Před 3 lety +681

    Brandon: This is my sister
    Morgan: *immediately balloonsurfs into the shelves*
    me: she Absolutely Is

  • @poko6397
    @poko6397 Před 3 lety +551

    Brandon is the complete definition of comedy

  • @box1935
    @box1935 Před 3 lety +132

    I like how he said "time me Kelly" and then she fell on him.

  • @charleyeaton4985
    @charleyeaton4985 Před 2 lety +7

    These are absolutely hilarious and he’s incredibly creative and chaotic which I love thank you for being a part of all of our lives

  • @n.h5967
    @n.h5967 Před 3 lety +37

    His sister is like older than, younger than, and the same age as Brandon all at one, and I'm living for it

  • @couch2767
    @couch2767 Před 3 lety +205

    "Everytime I try it's just statistically getting me closer and closer to a head injury -brandon farris". I'ma use that as my senior quote 😂

  • @2brayzy
    @2brayzy Před 3 lety +1732

    Why do I feel like Brandon has an entire army of Kelly’s just sitting in his closet because of videos like this

    • @SuburbanProverbs
      @SuburbanProverbs Před 3 lety +37

      Wow , I haven't thought of that , but now that I think about it ,it makes sense

    • @serenity8025
      @serenity8025 Před 3 lety +5

      OMG SO TRUE

    • @random_fidjets6984
      @random_fidjets6984 Před 3 lety +4

      Why after me hearing that makes me think that is 100% true

    • @lindafalt55
      @lindafalt55 Před 3 lety +2

      True true

    • @jabonkulous
      @jabonkulous Před 2 lety +4

      he probably has the original kelly hung somewhere cause the og kelly was fanmail

  • @LibbyDavis-od6di
    @LibbyDavis-od6di Před 10 měsíci +2

    The amount of times I almost peed myself from watching this is insane

  • @HankageHill
    @HankageHill Před 3 lety +91

    his humour is just..... perfect for the quarantine degradation we all went through. he hears balloons popping, asks if it's the rapture, and i bust a gut

  • @abi3628
    @abi3628 Před 3 lety +664

    "Oh it's like a celebration of pain" that's going to be my senior quote

  • @epicdisappointment4950
    @epicdisappointment4950 Před 3 lety +770

    “It started giving it back to me!”
    “s q u e e e”
    *Brandon moans*

  • @spleem2452
    @spleem2452 Před 2 lety +18

    SOMEONE QUOTE THIS 2:53

  • @jetsi6821
    @jetsi6821 Před 3 lety +61

    Farris : you are in good hands
    Literally 2 sec later "explodes"

  • @haleyrice5747
    @haleyrice5747 Před 3 lety +332

    Let’s just admire the fact that half of the video is of him “carpet surfing”

  • @ivanakarastoeva7061
    @ivanakarastoeva7061 Před 3 lety +161

    Brandon’s leg at 2:07:
    I’m levitating ✨🕴✨

  • @michaelgeislinger-zp9dq
    @michaelgeislinger-zp9dq Před rokem +2

    ‘Its just gonna stay like that’ 🤣😂 your my only source of entertainment brandon mad props to you man tysm

  • @thefuckyouwant7488
    @thefuckyouwant7488 Před 3 lety +67

    4:56 that’s how some teachers walk 👁👄👁

  • @Smilleyy386
    @Smilleyy386 Před 3 lety +210

    “Is there something in there?”....”air” - Brandon Farris 2021

  • @tr1p.wjazz420
    @tr1p.wjazz420 Před 3 lety +198

    Brandon* hits hand hard with chopsticks* "... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU😐" * 3 seconds later * " I know what pain is..."

  • @mxshr00m_g3rl2
    @mxshr00m_g3rl2 Před 2 lety +2

    “ I’d there something in there?” *squeek* “air” 😂 JUST HAD ME WOKING UP THE NEIGHBOURHOOD

  • @franchesco4104
    @franchesco4104 Před 3 lety +151

    "Either God made you special or you have some explaining to do to your wife"
    The best quote I've heard this year

  • @jordanfull1256
    @jordanfull1256 Před 3 lety +85

    if the grinch had a youtube channel for his chaos, this would be it

  • @spooks9502
    @spooks9502 Před 3 lety +46

    2:22
    Kelly’s pronouns are “a” and “portrait”

  • @Human_sunmoonshow
    @Human_sunmoonshow Před 13 dny +2

    1:46
    Brandon: you blow that one up, kelly. *Throws the torn balloon at her*

  • @missy3633
    @missy3633 Před 3 lety +8

    Kelly is the best support .. I need a Kelly in my life

  • @oliviarudd8431
    @oliviarudd8431 Před 3 lety +28

    how has this man never broken any bones from youtube?

  • @CassidyDrew13
    @CassidyDrew13 Před 3 lety +21

    "It's like a celebration of pain!" Why did this make me laugh so damn hard😂😂

  • @emilylawless5358
    @emilylawless5358 Před rokem +8

    1:37 has me dying of laughter

  • @sinthiaislam9523
    @sinthiaislam9523 Před 3 lety +77

    3:52 Can we just take moment and appreciate that Kanye West liked that post..😂😂😂😂😂😂lmao i am dead😆😂😂

  • @kale5647
    @kale5647 Před 3 lety +95

    I love how he actually looks back at Kelly when he does something funny

  • @jonah5901
    @jonah5901 Před 3 lety +517

    “I’m pretty sure I’m fine.” **obviously broken leg bending the wrong direction**

  • @karmaliggett5109
    @karmaliggett5109 Před 2 lety +2

    The fact that he will do anything to entertain us shows he’s a great person

  • @sophietisdale3084
    @sophietisdale3084 Před 3 lety +261

    I can’t wait for the day he post a video with a title “I am getting married”

    • @mallorybertwell4760
      @mallorybertwell4760 Před 3 lety +8

      Thats gonna be fun especially if he records it

    • @sophiaprice5782
      @sophiaprice5782 Před 3 lety +1

      Congratulations

    • @makenzietoof9961
      @makenzietoof9961 Před 3 lety +2

      Especially with his energy can I have some of it

    • @connorbroadway2005
      @connorbroadway2005 Před 3 lety +7

      The thing is it would be him marrying himself. He would be wearing a tux and the dress 😂😂

    • @ariellauver8031
      @ariellauver8031 Před 3 lety +1

      Are him and Gloria still dating!? He’s not wearing his Gloria bracelet

  • @katenewton342
    @katenewton342 Před 3 lety +170

    Never thought I could laugh so hard at someone blowing up balloons

  • @zoinksss1372
    @zoinksss1372 Před 3 lety +385

    “You’ve got nothing to worry about.”
    **head explodes**
    “Starting now.”

  • @hmmmwerebothweirdright.6377

    When he walked away. I died

  • @annabanana-oh7re
    @annabanana-oh7re Před 3 lety +30

    why did morgan coming in scare me more than brandon screaming loll😂😅

  • @mailyho2295
    @mailyho2295 Před 3 lety +73

    Ah yes, the wise words of Brandon Farris
    “Why don’t you ever blow in my mouth”😙🤌

  • @TiLovesU
    @TiLovesU Před 3 lety +11

    I’m so thankful that I found his channel doesn’t matter how bad of a mood I’m in or how bad I want to cry. Brandon completely changes my emotions and leave me laughing on the floor.

  • @Eheh980
    @Eheh980 Před 3 lety +3

    Just discovered you and we've been sat here laughing so much!!

  • @Static_Sys
    @Static_Sys Před 3 lety +23

    Lmao I got a pizza ad, the first thing I thought was, “Wow, Brandon’s voice has gotten deeper,” before I actually looked back up at the screen lmao 😂.

  • @Carmen-ol1db
    @Carmen-ol1db Před 3 lety +55

    The powder stuff is cornstarch they use it to make sure the balloons don’t stick to the balloon mold

    • @alexandryascott8037
      @alexandryascott8037 Před 2 lety +1

      Usually fresh-from-the-factory balloons have a thin layer of talc powder from inside to keep them from sticking to themselves.

    • @KitchenSinkGaming73
      @KitchenSinkGaming73 Před 2 lety

      actually it's the stuff that keeps the kids at birthday parties happy...

    • @someonefromsomewhere6772
      @someonefromsomewhere6772 Před 2 lety

      @@KitchenSinkGaming73 yes

  • @cooki5734
    @cooki5734 Před 3 lety +360

    "Is there something in there?"
    *PFF*
    "Air."

  • @665gachasalive2
    @665gachasalive2 Před 2 lety

    I love how he always includes Kelly no matter what and talks to her as if she was right there, can we cover this man and his family in respect? 😃

  • @scrambledchalk9461
    @scrambledchalk9461 Před 3 lety +61

    “You have nothing to worry about-“
    “ *this is my time to shine* “

  • @arrowoah
    @arrowoah Před 3 lety +183

    "Oh it's like a celebration of pain-"
    - Brandon

  • @KohakuNoBaka
    @KohakuNoBaka Před 3 lety +29

    The best part is when Morgan appears and like WHEEEE INJURIES
    What a ray of sunshine, really

  • @I_AteAGlobOfSlime
    @I_AteAGlobOfSlime Před rokem +3

    My sister introduced me to him, and now I’m a bigger fan than her. Thank you Brandon for sticking with us!

  • @knightmare282
    @knightmare282 Před 3 lety +31

    "- Brandon Farret" I can't 🤣 2:58

  • @tapytape
    @tapytape Před 3 lety +68

    I’m still surprised Kelly is still in one piece along with his house-

    • @axeavier
      @axeavier Před 3 lety +8

      She isn't. As you may have noticed, she is now completely flat. She was 3D at one point

    • @hotteacocoa
      @hotteacocoa Před 3 lety +2

      No joke, she actually has a hole in her...teeth area? I think? I can’t really remember where, but I remember Brandon pointing it out in one of his videos.

    • @axeavier
      @axeavier Před 3 lety +1

      @@hotteacocoa That's called a cavity. I'm surprised someone so thin eats so much sugar

    • @hotteacocoa
      @hotteacocoa Před 3 lety +2

      @@axeavier Especially with Brandon’s baking skills

  • @ceeceepotter7296
    @ceeceepotter7296 Před 3 lety +62

    wow- kelly is still in one piece AND she has no scratches?!?!? i swear brandon is using "emendo" (harry potter spell) on kelly after each video-

    • @witchking01
      @witchking01 Před 3 lety +2

      Reparo is the spell used most for repairing objects, the one you’re thinking of must be the one that Lockhart used on Harry’s arm to “fix” his broken bones but ended up removing them entirely! Hope this helped, fellow Potterhead! /*

    • @ceeceepotter7296
      @ceeceepotter7296 Před 3 lety +2

      @@witchking01 thanks!! i totally forgot lol i always get those mixed up lol

  • @v4rtexclaw
    @v4rtexclaw Před 3 lety +33

    One question science still can’t answer is how Kelly is in perfect shape. No dents, no creases, no damage at all
    6:30 is a picture token moments before disaster

  • @LilRed0622
    @LilRed0622 Před 3 lety +81

    He is literally a beautiful masterpiece of a human. He popped up on my recommendation list on CZcams while watching Markiplier one day and two years later here I am still watching his videos. When I'm depressed or when my pregnancy hits me hard and I'm feeling ill or cranky I turn on one of Brandon's videos and it cheers me up instantly. You are truly amazing Brandon keep doing amazing things and don't ever stop being yourself.
    Sincerely, your friend,
    Cam ❤️

  • @aperson6118
    @aperson6118 Před 3 lety +36

    “Is there something in their, air” best line ever

  • @quitten_yt
    @quitten_yt Před 2 lety +2

    Sitting in a doctor waiting room legitimately crying from trying not to laugh. Lmao
    I've watched so many of these, just binging them any chance I get. Never fails to make me laugh. ✨💖

  • @evityler9701
    @evityler9701 Před 3 lety +34

    5:10
    Possess stitch is dat u???

  • @giraffenamedjeff7542
    @giraffenamedjeff7542 Před 3 lety +23

    brandon:”i stood up on it “
    his sister:”oh no 😭🤚🏼”

  • @cassandra9650
    @cassandra9650 Před 3 lety +49

    Brandon: **throws balloon at kelly** here you blow up this one
    Also Brandon: **picks up same balloon** oh no what happened to you

  • @Habitualoffender588
    @Habitualoffender588 Před 3 měsíci

    Thank you dude, I’m going through some rough stuff and you really make it easier

  • @doritosupremacy1821
    @doritosupremacy1821 Před 3 lety +75

    “It’s like a celebration of pain”
    Giving birth in a nutshell be like: