Opening the World's Smallest Drinks!

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    About the Re-ment Drink store mini Collection:
    Re-ment is the go to company for collectible and affordable miniatures. This time the plastic toys you'll be unboxing are drink related! A whole drink store at your finger tips in Re-ment fashion.
    8 to surprise box mini's to collect!
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  • @miguelcamara5979
    @miguelcamara5979 Před 3 lety +3938

    Max has finally managed to combine his greatest passions: mini figures and alcohol.

    • @arandomnobody697
      @arandomnobody697 Před 3 lety +12

      I was the guy to make it 200 likes :)

    • @tylerhughes2136
      @tylerhughes2136 Před 3 lety +19

      I want these so bad, as a fan of both it is too fucking cool they make these

    • @kaidenbriscoe4422
      @kaidenbriscoe4422 Před 3 lety +2

      It's illegal to like this post anymore

    • @AnthroFox99
      @AnthroFox99 Před 3 lety +4

      You forgot children Japanese cardboard.

    • @Tomer_nur
      @Tomer_nur Před 3 lety +2

      actually not mini figures as these are in the 1/12 scale which is the standard action figure and dollhouses scales

  • @Blitz13giggity
    @Blitz13giggity Před 3 lety +1335

    This is the most delicate I've ever seen Max's fingers assemble sh*t

    • @regendthe___guy1507
      @regendthe___guy1507 Před 3 lety +23

      Don't forget the Mario Lego set

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat Před 3 lety +37

      Maybe it's because these pieces aren't easily breakable and don't need much plugging together, like they're really just solid chunks of plastic with stickers, so the ape brain doesn't activate "SMOL PIECES, ME SMASH" 😂

    • @zap192
      @zap192 Před 3 lety +6

      You can swear on CZcams lol

    • @BloodVain87
      @BloodVain87 Před 3 lety +4

      You’ve obviously never seen him pick his ass

    • @arandomidiot1593
      @arandomidiot1593 Před 3 lety +1

      His nails tho...more neatly trimmed than mine.

  • @bradt.9130
    @bradt.9130 Před 3 lety +339

    New podcast coming soon: "Small Ones"

  • @FakeSugarVillain
    @FakeSugarVillain Před 3 lety +118

    09:21 That was the most tender and nice "You can put weed in there", made me feel like I was talking to my older brother who just gave me a shitty birthday gift.

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Před rokem +1

      I can’t explain how but your description creates a vivid, believable scenario and I love it.

  • @bugsandsnakes
    @bugsandsnakes Před 3 lety +807

    “We do poorly, but we do”
    Me too

    • @r3trobananas33
      @r3trobananas33 Před 3 lety +9

      Alejandro Gomez are you 100% sure?
      There is a fine line between simping, and being horny

    • @r3trobananas33
      @r3trobananas33 Před 3 lety +3

      yeah, thats it alright

    • @kenny187ful
      @kenny187ful Před 3 lety +10

      @Alejandro Gomez in No Simptember?
      *U N F O R G I V A B L E*

    • @r3trobananas33
      @r3trobananas33 Před 3 lety +1

      but simping is a stupid and lame word so ill just call you a chump

    • @retcxn
      @retcxn Před 3 lety +3

      Alejandro Gomez Who says it ain’t a fat neckbeard with a girl pic huh?

  • @mini-_
    @mini-_ Před 3 lety +882

    Cracking open a small one with the boys!

  • @Meow-ru4dp
    @Meow-ru4dp Před 3 lety +125

    We aren’t ready for the day when max finally puts all the minis in a doll house

  • @jakemalkowski1078
    @jakemalkowski1078 Před 3 lety +304

    I have a hard time not singing “maxmoefoe’s postcard collection”

    • @3starperfectdeer233
      @3starperfectdeer233 Před 3 lety

      If you dont, your pretty much a commie or a Biden supporter. I cant tell which is worse because neither work properly so I'll leave that pick to you

    • @zeusingame
      @zeusingame Před 3 lety +2

      i keep screaming “GIVE THE GOBLIN SOME GOLD” 😐😐

  • @Tomato1224
    @Tomato1224 Před 3 lety +474

    i was expecting there to be actual alcohol in them for some reason

  • @caid404
    @caid404 Před 3 lety +636

    I've never seen a grown man so entertained by miniatures before. Nor has my adhd ass been so entertained by watching a grown man be entertained by miniatures before. Very nice content thank you.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety

      GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I watched this video and it is really not that good compared to my perfect videos. GAGAGAGAGA!!! This is NOT self-promotion! This is the reality! This is the world! We are the people! Don't disl****ke my vide*****s, my dear cai

    • @omegaver1.017
      @omegaver1.017 Před 3 lety +24

      @@AxxLAfriku bro, yikes

    • @lucasritter1252
      @lucasritter1252 Před 3 lety +7

      @@AxxLAfriku hey you're that one guy

    • @JohnTheFloridaFlipper
      @JohnTheFloridaFlipper Před 3 lety +3

      AxxL nobody asked

    • @TheDude-cp5kk
      @TheDude-cp5kk Před 3 lety

      AxxL why are you everywhere

  • @GeorgeUsedFire
    @GeorgeUsedFire Před 3 lety +203

    The intro is me trying to decide what to have for breakfast

  • @Lluvysful
    @Lluvysful Před 3 lety +20

    Max would have the most fabulous dollhouse if he ever had one.

  • @Lofimanify
    @Lofimanify Před 3 lety +480

    Who else is waiting for an episode where Max eats all of the intro items?

    • @Millylerks
      @Millylerks Před 3 lety +16

      thats the new year morning episode of cold ones.

    • @issacdrd
      @issacdrd Před 3 lety +4

      Even Markiplier? Just saw the new one

  • @Terriblyawfulshows
    @Terriblyawfulshows Před 3 lety +517

    Today on: “rejected cold ones set props because max is a five year old and would choke on the small parts”

    • @Suggo
      @Suggo Před 3 lety +8

      More like Chad would

    • @YiminyCricket
      @YiminyCricket Před 3 lety +6

      @@Suggo they both would... and on the same small part too

    • @rezlets5017
      @rezlets5017 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Suggo chad would digest.

  • @Tototoron
    @Tototoron Před 3 lety +7

    “I dOnT lIKe AsSemBliNg LeGo”
    *folds tiny ass decorative boxes*

  • @TheJSPMedia
    @TheJSPMedia Před 3 lety +35

    "AUSTRALIA" ... "That Me!" hahaha

  • @tenniwonder
    @tenniwonder Před 3 lety +11

    lyrics:
    tomatos orange juice
    (beans)
    coffee
    CROISSANT
    (bacon) toast tea
    fried eggs
    ~sausage~
    ~crumpet~ ~mushrooms~
    (pancakes) ~waffles~
    H A S H B R O W N

  • @ThatPayton
    @ThatPayton Před 3 lety +160

    Just as I was looking for content the goblin provides.

  • @ugh1230
    @ugh1230 Před 3 lety +5

    I live vicariously through Max as he opens cute little miniature thingies and I ain't ashamed to say it

  • @private6594
    @private6594 Před 3 lety +18

    who wants the “MASSIVE LEGEND” intro back

  • @gingy9462
    @gingy9462 Před 3 lety +255

    max: **destroys half of india**
    let’s open up some burning shadows

  • @TsweenX
    @TsweenX Před 3 lety +290

    You just watched an adult man open plastic bottles
    And so did I

  • @LegendaryPokemon1221
    @LegendaryPokemon1221 Před 3 lety +2

    I am utterly shocked that Max mustered up the patience to put all those labels on the beers

  • @ninjamushroom8367
    @ninjamushroom8367 Před 3 lety +7

    I miss the days when you could clearly hear max screaming “HASHBROWNS”

  • @vibhum
    @vibhum Před 3 lety +193

    It's gonna take a long time to get over the fact that goblin gold is not real :(

  • @JeffWatch
    @JeffWatch Před 3 lety +105

    Welcome to JeffWatch 2020!
    Number of Jeffs in this episode: 0
    Number of Bruhs in this episode: 0
    Number of Oofs in this episode: 0
    Total Jeffs in 2020: 183
    Total Bruhs in 2020: 58
    Total Burning Shadows opened: 437

  • @maudahmed5203
    @maudahmed5203 Před 3 lety +11

    "we do poorly, but we do"
    Words to live by

  • @KorilD
    @KorilD Před 3 lety +3

    Love re-ment’s tiny everyday items! They’re so small, so detailed!

  • @HoverBot
    @HoverBot Před 3 lety +35

    4:00 got me so good, I can't stop laughing at that 😂

  • @Giolilo
    @Giolilo Před 3 lety +167

    the breakfast opening is a complete cluster-f*ck at this point, me likey

    • @HazyCozy5334
      @HazyCozy5334 Před 3 lety +12

      *It is called a full breky my man*

    • @sussurus
      @sussurus Před 3 lety +6

      literally exactly how my brekkie looks.

    • @poppiaria
      @poppiaria Před 3 lety +9

      What's even the new addition for this intro, I got lost long ago.

  • @crazilicious666
    @crazilicious666 Před 3 lety +7

    as a miniature maker/collector, these bring me great joy

  • @dafafirmansyah6025
    @dafafirmansyah6025 Před 3 lety +36

    "they make alcohol and children backpack"

  • @charlseo
    @charlseo Před 3 lety +51

    *Random Japanese company creates tiny alcoholic drinks*
    Max: “ I MUST RESPECT MY CULTURE “

  • @MeganPaulson
    @MeganPaulson Před 3 lety +73

    “Wii Wii Wii U PS5” got me laughing to hard for the joke it was

  • @toetotipthatsabart5048
    @toetotipthatsabart5048 Před 3 lety +1

    I absolutely love these minifigure episodes. Nothing brightens my day quite like watching a barely-evolved caveman try to delicately assemble adorably small bits of plastic.

  • @leafy.k
    @leafy.k Před 3 lety +1

    4:15 is me too!!
    But I liked how he actually was calm & patient to assemble the little boxes & stick the stickers on :) Very nice & chilled video to watch, thank you!

  • @coopercostello3853
    @coopercostello3853 Před 3 lety +242

    Crumpets
    fried egg
    sausage
    bean
    fried egg
    HASHBROWN

  • @artemc.4816
    @artemc.4816 Před 3 lety +73

    BREAKING NEWS: Demented Australian goblin man breaks into pint-sized liquor store and steals grog.

  • @hchich2528
    @hchich2528 Před 3 lety +2

    Crying pikachu with the ketchup bottle and the *ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE* is the ultimate anime crossover we need

  • @MeadowManiacal
    @MeadowManiacal Před 3 lety +28

    Why are japanese toys so amazing? I would have adored these as a child.

  • @ren3171
    @ren3171 Před 3 lety +148

    I thought they where going to actually be drinkable.

    • @R1ptide_Drag0n
      @R1ptide_Drag0n Před 3 lety +2

      Same, I thought they were gonna be those mini 50ml bottles.
      Except instead of 50ml it's now .5ml

    • @user-xj1vh2ff3g
      @user-xj1vh2ff3g Před 27 dny

      Me too I thought they were breakable

  • @aza8800
    @aza8800 Před 3 lety +41

    I love you, stinkyman.

  • @tho_tho
    @tho_tho Před 3 lety +6

    Honestly, these tiny bottles would be way more amazing if they opened and actually had a few drops of liquor in them each to simulate how the real thing would be!

  • @nurpo8803
    @nurpo8803 Před 3 lety +2

    I’m so sleep deprived that I thought there was actually alcoholic beverage in the mini bottles.

  • @shueguitaa
    @shueguitaa Před 3 lety +7

    This is why he is my favorite when he does these things because he actually puts it all together

  • @akiratoriyameme3352
    @akiratoriyameme3352 Před 3 lety +17

    MINIATURE LEGEND HERE!!!

  • @mstspooky8821
    @mstspooky8821 Před 3 lety +9

    *”HASHBROWNS!”*

  • @TheRyegar
    @TheRyegar Před 3 lety

    I swear the maxmoefoe's postcard collection gets louder every time he says it. In two years I fully expect him to scream it from the top of his lungs

  • @mattmakesmovies
    @mattmakesmovies Před 3 lety +653

    how about no??

  • @NBASoap
    @NBASoap Před 3 lety +4

    I can’t believe I just spent 10 minutes of my time watching a grown man open mini toy replicas of Japanese alcohol bottles.

  • @idreamed_adream
    @idreamed_adream Před 3 lety +2

    I keep having to remind myself how little these actually are by comparing how small they are to Max's nails and then looking at my own nails lol

  • @oliverdeplace8886
    @oliverdeplace8886 Před 3 lety +1

    This is honestly my favorite content. Keep them miniatures comin, build a whole ass miniature village.

  • @ZRO777
    @ZRO777 Před 3 lety +4

    Man I can't wait for that 2020 recap of breakfast intros.

  • @baucyboi53
    @baucyboi53 Před 3 lety +3

    CZcams on the AppStore: 17+
    How Susan sees it: 6+

  • @Sabis2365
    @Sabis2365 Před 2 lety +1

    "I don't think a squirrel should be drinking. He's pouring himself a glass!"

  • @8OMGWTFBBQXD
    @8OMGWTFBBQXD Před 3 lety +2

    I appreciate Max’s big man fingers putting on the tiny ass stickers as best he can 😂

  • @HazyCozy5334
    @HazyCozy5334 Před 3 lety +6

    YESSSS BREKY!!!!!!!! AND POSTCARD COLLECTION!!!!!!!! GEEZ THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!

  • @Derankii
    @Derankii Před 3 lety +3

    Give the LEGEND some LOVE!

  • @mimitan3952
    @mimitan3952 Před 3 lety

    I loved how chill this episode was (generally). Good way to end the night. Thanks max!!

  • @rustydusty1024
    @rustydusty1024 Před 3 lety +1

    I like how max can easily put the smaller stickers on with ease but when it comes to the bottles it’s a completely different story

  • @devil69goddess
    @devil69goddess Před 3 lety +4

    I can't believe you almost got me with the glass shattering effect. I'm such a fool. 🤦‍♀️

    • @TG-tc8lu
      @TG-tc8lu Před 3 lety +1

      funniest part of the whole vid

  • @wiilliamjaggers6465
    @wiilliamjaggers6465 Před 3 lety +4

    I swear every intro I want to make a full English

  • @PottsoGames
    @PottsoGames Před 3 lety

    On behalf of us all, these videos are way too satisfying, please do a series just opening full sets of Rement miniatures!

  • @bosley8292
    @bosley8292 Před 3 lety

    I love these mini stuff videos, it’s just so pleasing to watch

  • @MDSF90
    @MDSF90 Před 3 lety +3

    Fried eggs and sausage lookin a bit suspicious in the intro…

  • @mn_twisted4319
    @mn_twisted4319 Před 3 lety +5

    Perfect intro cause my breakfast consists of a couple shots

  • @SophieTee96
    @SophieTee96 Před 3 lety

    I love watching your mini food/drinks videos, something so satisfying about mini things

  • @aron1881
    @aron1881 Před 3 lety +1

    You can tell Re-ment is quality, given how they've managed to tame the ape into handling with care.

  • @4O4Hime
    @4O4Hime Před 3 lety +4

    I love the videos where max opens up stuff that he genuinely likes. Hes always much more calm in them. This one's definitely one of my favourites! c:

  • @stormthanatosokami4221
    @stormthanatosokami4221 Před 3 lety +4

    Wish that they were drink able so I can gift them to my alcoholic friend

  • @doctorghost2900
    @doctorghost2900 Před 3 lety

    Normal intros: hello guys welcome to another video!
    Maxmoefoe: *prepares to say the name of every food that exits*

  • @egregarius
    @egregarius Před 3 lety +1

    i laughed more than i should at “it’s the segment where postcard”

  • @fbiagent5616
    @fbiagent5616 Před 3 lety +6

    Lol you worried about CZcams but you’ve been on the FBI watchlist for years 😂

  • @thereborne5219
    @thereborne5219 Před 3 lety +7

    Thought those were gonna be drinkable. My day is ruined and my disappointment is unmesurable.

  • @r8chelreincarnated
    @r8chelreincarnated Před 3 lety

    Love these typa videos thank you mate keep doin what you’re doin 🙏🏼💜

  • @LaFaMoNKeY
    @LaFaMoNKeY Před 3 lety

    Max’s humour keeps me sane

  • @ormhaxan
    @ormhaxan Před 3 lety +12

    Took me 4 minutes to understand there ’s not like a single drop of liquid inside. Disappointed.

  • @0wO7
    @0wO7 Před 3 lety +4

    I thought there was legit alcohol inside, the title is a lie

  • @ohmsdotbox
    @ohmsdotbox Před 3 lety

    These breakfast intros are a peek into Max's mind when hes laying awake at night

  • @sppfy2502
    @sppfy2502 Před 3 lety

    Really enjoying this while stoned. What a great topic

  • @freebooterluckless
    @freebooterluckless Před 3 lety +6

    Technically this is safe for children because the portion of alcohol is so small

  • @IcyJuniFTW
    @IcyJuniFTW Před 3 lety +4

    One of those little drinks is the amount my friend at school gives me when I want some

  • @ura2963
    @ura2963 Před 3 lety +1

    4:15 “LOOK AUSTRALIA!!!THAT ME!!”

  • @BarelyNoticeable
    @BarelyNoticeable Před 3 lety

    4:15 Max saying “LOOK! AUSTRALIA!... THAT ME!” is probably the cutest shit I’ve ever heard him say

    • @maryjane_sendnu_des
      @maryjane_sendnu_des Před 2 lety +1

      Sad to say then that the wine comes from Austria, some people don‘t know the difference 😅

    • @BarelyNoticeable
      @BarelyNoticeable Před 2 lety +1

      @@maryjane_sendnu_des Austria

  • @deez1883
    @deez1883 Před 3 lety +1

    The breakfast intros are an excuse for Max to not have to buy another door

  • @s1aught3rhou7e9
    @s1aught3rhou7e9 Před 3 lety +2

    I wish u keep up this intro forever and adding constantly more items 😂

  • @Ragnarok26
    @Ragnarok26 Před 3 lety

    The weed storage jokes NEVER get old for me xD

  • @danted6755
    @danted6755 Před 3 lety

    These are the coolest yet, please set up all the minis together

  • @quasimodomojo8761
    @quasimodomojo8761 Před 3 lety

    I fully endorse Max’s miniature dollhouse endeavours.

  • @napoleon-pl3wx
    @napoleon-pl3wx Před 3 lety +1

    I just do not get tired of those openings

  • @edhardyguy715
    @edhardyguy715 Před 3 lety

    Max sober is who i aspire to be when im drunk.

  • @legoindianajones9136
    @legoindianajones9136 Před 3 lety

    I have to say, the quiche arc was unexpected, but welcome

  • @Potatotrap4
    @Potatotrap4 Před 3 lety

    Man i needed this in the morning

  • @semipro7190
    @semipro7190 Před 3 lety

    6 bucks per episode JUST FOR 10 SECONDS OF CONTENT AND OPENING ONE PACK. Mad respect.

  • @krislo8524
    @krislo8524 Před 3 lety

    LMAO "Beer Hotel whatever the hell that is" I saw the same thing the first time too! hahaha

  • @mucidwreckordz
    @mucidwreckordz Před 3 lety

    I love when max sings maxmoefoes post card collection.

  • @easterislandstatue6891

    Maxmoefoe seeing more drinks and remembering the tragedy of the fall guys challenge: *HARDCORE LIQUID VIETNAM FLASHBACKS*

  • @cryinggreyguyholdingachick6010

    Please do more of this miniature things i love it

  • @thomaslake7978
    @thomaslake7978 Před 2 lety +1

    You should do a Cold Ones intro purely with miniatures. Mini Max, mini Sasquatch, mini set--it'd be great.

  • @russelx1989
    @russelx1989 Před 3 lety +1

    Kid: Let's have a tea party!
    Dad: Nope.
    Kid: Let's drink a mini alcohol!
    Dad: Hell yeah.