GTA POLICE!
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- A look inside GTA's Los Santos police station during a 5 star rampage.
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GTA Police
A funny GTA comedy parody following the cops of a Grand Theft Auto 5: Los Santos police station in the midst of a 5 star rampage
STARRING
Davis as the Chief
Josh Mattingly as Officer Richards
Greg Wilmot as Officer Simmons
Schroeder as FIB Agent 1
Odom as FIB Agent 2
ALSO FEATURING
Kira Halling
Brian Fisher
Neil Nigam
Written by Michael Adams Davis and Michael Schroeder
Directed by Michael Schroeder
Cinematography by Michael Schmidt
Edited by Shawn Lebert
Sound Design by Patrick Joyner
Produced by David Odom & Brian Fisher
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Kid: steals candy
Gta police: WE NEED AIRSUPPORT
Air support is inbound
Panini Panini gets the noose team
5 STARSSS
Micheal: You're a bad kid, Franklin.
Sir send in the tanks
Me: Steals a car, gets 2 star
Cops: pull over immediately
Me:pulls over
Cops: FIRE
Nani
Laser Tazer same
Laser Tazer
ikr i hate it 😂
Now thats realistic
**stands near cop for 20 seconds**
Cop: don’t make me shoot ya!
Me: *walks away*
Cop: *shoots*
I really do believe, they have a guy entirely dedicated to placing stars on the Wall.
he also grabbed the book
If the drama in the police station is always like these, I wouldn't use Baguvix ever again.
Isn't there a board with stars on one of the walls in the police station with the pink "club" in the bathroom?
@@ramp7857 you could almost say, the LSPD do things…. “By the Book”
Yes
Player: Slightly touches a police car
Police: I'm gonna end this mans whole career
@Acer_Aspier5 when a police car crashes into you you still get a star
*life
One time a cop hit my car and I got 3 stars
@@dimension-121 Sounds a little too realistic lol
Player: *completely trashes cop car*
VCPD: I'll let it slide
how to get wanted levels:
1 star: kill 2 guys
2 stars: resist arrest
3 stars: kill cop
4 stars: shoot down chopper
5 stars: go on a genocidal rampage and kill everyone
6 stars: switch to Trevor
What if I was on gta online???
八雲紫 you can get 3 stars if you kill a crap ton of npcs
8 stars: Switch to Franklin. Even when you're doing nothing.
I don’t think u can switch to Trevor when a wanted star
@@marilenhernandez8769 r/whoosh
“Sir he just went into the casino”
“End all pursuits”
“But sir we got him corne-“
*”END ALL PURSUITS”*
Yet they fail lol (diamond casino heist)
@@joeldawhale8491 lol
@@joeldawhale8491 lol
@@joeldawhale8491 'll.l......llllpp.opo.oo.p.ĺ.l..ĺ.lll.llllll.l.l....
Our agents are not formal enough to enter a luxury place, END ALL PURSUITS.
Can we just appreciate how perfectly lined up the stars were on the board.
Someone has OCD
*Holds the Bible*
Him: "Not that one, the one with answers"
Me, a Christian: "Ouch"
😂
CJ: What mfin' book?!
More like “well time to pray for him”.
Heil satan
@@bobgait4054 at least you spelt satan right.
@@rebeltexan2814 that’s how you spell it you fucktard go read a book
GTA Online: Lester sneaks into the office and takes all the stars off the board.
XD now 1 question how can he get inside
He turn off the lights
@@Cheeselord1284 no with the doors and stuff
@@bullpower6970 can you not be a jackass and stop asking questions he prob teleports in there or something ass dick
bullpower 34 emp device from de casino heist lol
Stealing a car is 2 star.
Murdering somebody is 1 star.
Killing a cop is 3.
Military base is 4.
Fort Zancudo*
And I'm 5
The Unknown lol
It use to not be all like this.. it’s and update. And killing a cop gives you 2 stars.
1000 subs with no videos challenge Yeet yeet no it gives you three, or at least it does in online I haven’t played the story lately. Shooting at a cop is 2 stars but killing one gives you three automatically
Officer 1 :Sir the suspect is...... he is.. Flying
Officer 2 : that's impossible
Nobody cares
@@stephenslevin2681 then why did you wasted your time in writing that useless comment of yours.
@@Agent-57 nobody cares
@@VietnamWarSummarized 45 people do
ITS OPRESSOR MK 2!
Cop: [accidentally rams into me]
also cop: GET ON THE GROUND NOW
Trevor: THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY YOUR FAULT!
Guy: “slightly bumps a police car”
Gta police: 5 STARS GET THE TANKS TO KILL HIM !!!!!
6 STARS
My favorite part of this comment is when the guys says ”Slightly bumps a police car”
7 stars
GTA police: so you’ve chosen death
My favorite is "ME OVER REACTING ABOUT TINY SHIT NEVER IF ANYTHING WE ARE GOING SOFT ON HIM WE NEED TO DROP 5 ATOMIC BOMBS ON HIS LOCATIONS I DONT CARE THAT HES NEAR 5000 PEOPLE THAT IS A TOUGH CHOICE I HAVE TO LIVE WITH"
R.I.P Kowalski (2013-2015) "he was just 30 years from retirement"
*Analysis*
Kowalski*
The PC release killed him : (
This is actually the most likes i have ever had
He died
I like to imagine that the guy committing all these crimes is the same from racking stars.
ayo they pinned it
edit: NOO YOU EDITED IT THEREFORE REMOVING THE PIN
dude it was trevor why do you think he said redneck?
Dude: Kills hundreds of cops on cameras with proof of face
Also dude: Is called 'suspect'
2015 : let’s wait four years
2019 : RECOMMENDED
Sam stfu
@@axel6494 jesus
So original
You are so lazy that you didn't even want to write all the other years
How havent you seen this years ago XD
"Sir! He's run into the subway tunnel! We can't see him!"
"Welp, we done all we can, back to patrol boys"
Thats how i get away from helicopters
Facts though
That is impossible
@Superhoot 97 "I've got a suspect who ran a red light, what do we do?"
"Send an AC-130"
kawolski Analysis
Id lve to see the Cops from story mode swap places with the Cops online and see them shit themselves 😂
POV Lester brakes into the lspd and removes all the stars on the board 😂😂😂
"Sir your not gonna believe this... we lost the suspect..."
"What do you mean lost?"
"Sir he was last seen going inside a pay and spray with a blue car, and the garage door close, when it opened again the car was red..."
"Welp nothing we can do now, call off the search"
"Sir are you sure???? he has killed over 100 police officers on this man hunt after him!"
"I SAID CALL OFF THE SEARCH! WE LOST THE BLUE CAR THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO NOW!"
More like:
“He went in with a red car and a few bullet holes in the car, but when the door opened there were no holes in the car”
For me its now “dam he went into a bush with a car and drove out of there and now i cant tell what car hes in”
Not my glitch i saw it from a channel DarkViperau if you want to know more about it
@@Matth3w-wil yeah I love darkviperau
@@Matth3w-wil el matto aka strima
@@Matth3w-wil Yeah lol i saw that glitch in his channel too
Go to 6 stars!!!
But Sir. We only go up to 5 stars. We haven't used 6 stars in Los Santos since 1992.
I SAID GO TO 6!!!! NUKE THE CITY!!! HE WON'T GET AWAY!!! EVERYTHING... IS... EXPENDABLE!!!
Lol
Tactical nuke incoming
@@groundz_604 *WASTED*
Player: -$5000
US Government -$9.5,000,000,000
They haven’t used it since 2008 cause there was 6 stars
@@YoshNord That was in LC not LS ;)
when the cops hit you on porpose "RAIS IT TO FIVE STARS, HE KILLED ME!"
This is straight out of a movie 👏
*Raise to 5 stars*
Officer: Suspect is seen driving a White sedan in to a paint shop. We lost visual!
Captain: Don't worry he will have to come out eventually
Officer: A red sedan is seen coming out of the paint shop
Captain: Thats definitely not our guy!
😂🤣
@Watermelon no duh.
@@iamthehype3684 so the joke doesn't work. The joke implies the cops see him drive in with one color and drive out another color, but that's not how it works in the game.
@@dreamthoughtplays it works in san andreas
This video would be 10xs better if this was the actual end.
+100 great comment
"You're authorized to use 2 police vehicles."
"Just two, sir? Why not three?"
"She's a hooker, Richards- not a taxpayer." (🤣)
That one totally killed it.
I love how they escalate from that to *COLLATERAL DAMAGE IS ACCEPTABLE* in 15 seconds.
"Sir he started driving on rails"
"That has to be the best pirate I've ever seen"
Simmons needs a promotion he’s so hard at work.
"VICTIM HAS BEEN RUN OVER"
*Calls Lester to take wanted level off*
"Damnit maybe we'll get him next time boys"
Simran4U your profile explains it all
666 likes
Back then we were scared of the LSPD
Hey you 5 year old dont you mean suspect and not victim you dumbass
@@nickdarager4090 you are probably 5 year old not him, you swear at him for no legit reason
Can we just appreciate how straight those stars were?
lmao
If you notice they straighten them
untill that 4th one, that guy was so clumsy
Yeah until the damn FIB came and fucked it up
NOT THE AUTOMIC BLIMP. THAT BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!
04:47. That is some accurate keyboard pantomiming. I'm sold.
imagine if Lester just called them and said something like "leave him alone I'll give ya 200$" (or however much you pay to get rid of wanted level)
Dude, why was this never turned into a cop show, would be awesome
Best cop show ever, 10 out of 10. Perfection 😂🤣
Hitchdude I could see this on comedy central
@@okamiexe1501 hell ye
@@supermarioshoummoyoutubesm6585 😂😂😂😂fr tho
FAX
Me: (literally kills an entire building of people
Cops: eh who cares
Me: (slightly grazes a cop car)
Cops: RAISE IT TO FIVE STARS
Once I helped the cops get a criminal but my vehicle was blocking the police after I got he criminal so i moved to for them but then I razored them while moving the car out of the way and I got 2 stars for that
Worse in San Andreas. Ballas can stand and shoot at you. Cops don't even care when they walk by
But punch back to get a weapon? And CJ committed suicide Epstein style.
Literally read that as soon as they said it
Infinite coffee, jokes and GTA banter. Pinnacle of youtube.
I love the little detail that it's Wednesday morning at the beginning, then six hours later the Chief thinks it's Thursday.
They actually spent hours trying to kill the player other than how long it takes in this video.
Wow, Officer Simmons has a real talent pinning stars on a wall in a very, very straight line. Color me impressed.
Hahahahaha nice one
MrJoBilly hes done this 828,546,356,346,852 times before
he is the most accurate
MrJoBilly it was greg from that one video gamer
The gaming guy
That I know :D
MrJoBilly greg from compesnest
i would have been funnier if the criminal hid somewhere then after 5 mins of not being able to find him the police dropped all charges like nothing happened
Or Lester calls...
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That's what I thought they were going to do.
I smell a part 2
Imagine if they did a short film like this about cops from GTA 3, IV and SA because of the behavior of each police force from respective game. If you all know what I mean.
Not to mention that in GTA 3 and SA the military arrive at full wanted level.
You should do a sequel featuring the sixth star: The Military
“Suspect has been wasted!”
😔
“Don’t worry we’ll handle this in no ti-“
“Sir they’re all dead.”
i will put my bunch anywhere i want tyvm u.u
Lol
I read this comment at the time they said that lol
just those mass murder vibes y'know?
BALLS!
5:17 the process after you commit several murders in Chicago
1:52 i think u can hear big smoke's oohhhh
DAMMIT HE WAS ONLY 30 YEARS FROM RETIREMENT
Kei .S so young😢
Me: walking up to a police.
Police: hey!
Me: *walks away*
Police: *puts 3 stars*
U mean 6
Lucky the prep was not savage enough to make law enforcers getting SAWT involved
Glad I could make a cameo in this video.
What we will do now?
Chief: Drop him in the hospital and take 10 percent of his money.
Justice.
Sir he has no money
PRO’s Gaming to be fare nothing they do makes sense
Me: [steals a parked car]
LSPD: *USE LETHAL FORCE*
Me: Stands right next to police
Officer: that’s illegal
"She's a hooker, Richard, not a taxpayer". Possibly one of the greatest lines ever uttered on this platform.
Imagine waking up in the morning, opening a window, and seeing the usual shenanigans that go on in GTA 5 PC. I would never leave my apartment.
"Sir, the criminal called lester. Get rid of the wanted level"
lesters first name is mo
@@ReimuHakurei0 badum tss
NOT KOWALSKI!
Who is gonna analyze things now?
Skipper analysis
Well gamer_stop did on mine
Rico analysis
Thank you
Private, analysis
I wonder what the conversation sounds like in the LSPD, when they’re chasing me and there’s a roadblock in front of me.
Then I press a button and my car starts hovering and I blow up the chopper in my way
This will live rent free in my mind. To this day i keep coming back and watch it
Just say "hi" twice to a cop in GTA V and you get wanted level 🤣
MERICA
@@Anonymous_UserOrNot FUCK YEE
Yeeeeeet
hello sir what’s u- *GET ON THE GROUND NOW DIRTBAG*
You don't even need to say hi. Just stand near one of them
"do not use lethal force" *cops shoot suspect*
tru
halo guy80 It's not lethal. They only use the pistols instead of the shotguns lol
A Purple Jackalope lethal force is fire meant to kill the target
Who else misses the days of the six-star wanted level?
GTA Police when you have 1 star: HAHA PISTOL GO BRRRR
"She's a hooker. Not a taxpayer." LOL that got me.
Mohd Zailee class
Sales tax on condoms and hotel rooms 😆
But it is a Wednesday
Mohd Zailee i
No not that one, the one with the anwsers.
Im dead
Me: Breaths
GTA pedestrian: I'm calling the goddamned cops!
I can relate. 😂😂😂
You must be colored
@@saltxu2956 HOLY SHIT THE TAZER
It's sad how u just described today's society in a joke
Ppl nowadays are Wayyy to sensitive
When you talk to an NPC as trevor in Sandy Shores.
I love it when they both get on the keyboard and press all the wrong buttons 😂 😂 😂 also 100% Acurate
player: accidently bump the cop car
cop car: WHO TOUCH ME.. HOW DARE YOU
"No, not that one. The one with answers."
#ShotsFired
lmao
I know right. I laughed so hard
had me dying
I'll get jesus Mr lucario
+Devon Bauerkemper Me too!
I remember back in the good ol GTA glorious days 5 stars equals entire US Military
Edited: Sorry for my miss understanding it suppose to be 6 Stars not 5
I’m too old for this XD
Where it 6stars back in the good old days
It was on 6 stars. On 5 stars was the fbi
@@manoliszafeiris7392 are you dumb??
@@gamingcentral4494 you Don't know anything about san andreas. Or if you are talking about gta v yes there are only 5 stars
@@gamingcentral4494 bro what i think you mean is, Are you dumb?
This is when the game was 2 years old
It’s 10 now
FACTS
1:59 was that Megamind?
Me: drives around my expensive car
Civilian: tries to break into my car and starts punching me
Me: knocks him out
Police: *SHOOT TO KILL*
Me: say hi seven times to a officer
Officer: shoot him
Me: ....
Daniel Weldon
Shoot to Thrill.
Play to kill.
I got my gun at the ready - gon' fire at will!
Biker Gang: * Shoots up my restaurant *
Me: * Whips out my AK-47 and mows the Biker Gang *
Police: *Shoot to Kill!*
Them : *Increase to 5 stars!*
CJ : *Pathetic*
ONE MAN F**KING ARMY!
Claude,Tommy and Niko: am I joke to you
*Laughs in minigun*
CJ: *Laughs in AEZAKMI
You are poweless against me officers
Professionals kit : Activated
*calls Roman* ok, time to go bowling
3:25 that guy behind him is GTA Iron Man
Tony Prince?
Tony Waltz?
Can we just appreciate how almost perfect the star placements were by Simmons until as always the F.I.B ruin everything
Ikr fib always ruining everything
When the 5th star was placed you can see Simmons actually rearranged it so it looks better lol
In GTA San Andreas , 5 wanted stars will get the attention of the Feds . So FBI gents , SWAT and police will go after you unless you clear your stars or increase it . So the 6th star will have the military chasing after you with tanks
@@ErenYeager-zf3td Okay...?
@@davenortonsepicprankchannel Your reply is so oblivious and sounds ridiculous ... If you don't know the game , bug off ...
Bro I like how much effort you put in this vid
I thought he'd paint his car and they'd cancel the pursuit
"We'll have this whole mess cleaned up in no ti_"
"Sir they are all dead"
What?! All of them?
@@ency4612 yeah he blew up a car which sent off a chain reaction which killed... well everyone
Funny thing is that the cops infinity spawn in gta v so they'd never all be dead (unless the mission calls for them to be limited).
@@mannyswifey86 balls. (Laugh)
And in older GTA's, a 6th star would appear and a US Army general would show up in your office shouting at you that he'll take the commands and send the tanks !
Also in older GTAs, the entire department would be confused as to why one of their rhino tanks is shooting backwards and flying across the city.
Oh yes that famous glitch from GTA 3 ! And coupled with the flying cars cheat (CHITTYCHITTYBB) you could stay in the air forever as lons as you were firing the cannon
The tanks in gtav or at least online are ridiculous. Even if they nerfed them so it takes 4 explosives to destroy 1, they are damn accurate when not scripted to be stormtroopers and you have to fight more than 1. Then you have the friggen jets!
I miss gta 3
I was wanting to see an army general roll up and start calling in tank platoons and helicopters
I know this had alot of time put into it and its really good
Man if you don't play GTA 5 Online then you are like, "What the heck is this video even about !!!! 😂😂🤣🤣
That talk about the story mode not the online
Could be story or online
More accurate version
One Star: Shoot em
Two Stars: Shoot em
Three Stars: Shoot em with a helicopter
Four: FIB Shoot em
Five: Nuke Em
cops dont shoot in one star.
@@gamerpro9678 they do in multiplayer
Five : Bring out the Tanks.
6 god
@@armadillolover99 No it wasn't, GTA Online came out in October 2013, this video was uploaded in 2015 (unless it's a reupload)
"What's he doing now?"
"He's driven into the airport and hijacked a plane about to take off..... sir, he's disappeared"
"He's in a jumbo jet over a heavily populated city, how the hell did he disappear?"
"He flew upwards"
That will stall the plane
Pause before saying upwards for DRAMATIC effects
Well,then he'd be wasted a lot earlier.
Boglenight Lol
Well, it's a Thursday.
fun fact: when you kill a police officer in gta you'll get 3 stars even if you had 0 stars before killing him
the only thing i wish they did in this video is when the character gets away even with 5 stars, the police just go " oh fuck it i we dont care anymore"
“She’s an only fans girl, not a tax payer”
Hooker*
@Sky Wojcik r/getalife
@@darkchocolate1219 lol
Just so you know, some sex workers do pay and file taxes as well. They just classify their work as self-employed and use vague language like "sale of leisure services".
A few of my friends and classmates from uni worked as sex workers.
@@trekkienzl2862 What a shame that with all the honorable jobs in the world your friends had to chose one of the most disgusting "work" that says a lot about there self esteem and respect towards themselves and there body.
4:57
Me trying to finish my exam at the last minute
Underrated
Literally what I was doing today, until it deleted itself for no apparent reason immediately after I saved it
You get 5 stars
This makes perfect sense, it explains everything
I do enjoy how the FIB agent puts the fourth star on crooked
5 stars:
Police: Suspect escaped, what do we do now?
Police: Ok great work is over.
I can actually play the scenario on my mind as they're describing what the player is doing
It’s probably Trevor.
@@aidandavis1648 sounds about right, especially after the blimp
@@dreliq981 + the hooker makes sense
y= same
Yeah
This is one of my favorites!
Me:Destroying every car
Also me: touch police car slowly
Police: so you choose death.
Him:just two sir? why not three?
Chief:sHEs A hoOKeR RIcHaRds NOt a TAx pAyeR
As a part time hooker I'm offended by this comment
@@chrisgould101 lol
@@chrisgould101 gfys
@@nehankaranch2149 LOL
@Jcgamez A lot you must be a tax payaH
I was expecting a man in a trench coat to walk in and steal the wanted level.
Are you referring to creepy Uncle Lester
I love that there is just a prisoner just chilling in the background
Everybody gangsta till he pull out the cheat codes
Wait so what happens if the player called Lester and got rid of the wanted levels?
Memetastic Zauce the robot in the back comes in and kills everyone (Lester got it in somehow
Lester calls 911 to tell it's just a social experiment.
He puts up a fake APB so they'll chase the wrong person
JoeMakaFloe how do you get Lester to do that?
He threatens to spread nasty roomers behind their back and write on lifeinvader about how much of a creep they are, and threatens to spread their nude pics I guess
"raise it to five stars"
"sir, he's activated cheat codes! he's invincible!"
"fire everything we've got at him and in five minutes he'll be too busy being shot to reenter the cheat!"
Not unless I have the correct analytical mind to pre enter the cheat before it expires!! Ha!!!
@@JG-fz1zg Hey, my man!!!
GTA Online police when you call Lester: “Oh well, after the suspect killed 15 other officers and took out 3 helicopters, must’ve just been a mistake. Oh there he is now, it’s fine. “
Still watching this in 2023 and "raise it to five stars" still giving me chills
Just love how the prisoner celebrate with them 😂