Cyberpunk Mall Ninja $103 Tacticool Special: Honshu Sub-Hilt Wakizashi Drunken Review

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  • čas přidán 24. 07. 2024
  • This is the Honshu Sub-Hilt Wakizashi. If you are interested you can find one here - bit.ly/3AtI0oO
    Using this helps BudK know my review directed you to their site. I do not receive anything if you decide to purchase.
    Less Drunk Review Here - • Honshu $103 Sub-Hilt W...
    Blade Specs:
    Hilt: 8.5”
    Grip: 6.5”
    Lower Grip: 4.5”
    Upper Grip: 1.5”
    Pommel: 2”
    Blade: 20.25”
    Width @ Cross: 1.478”
    Thickness @ Cross: .182”
    -
    Width @ 10” from Cross: 1.31”
    Thickness @ 10” from Cross: .199”
    -
    Width @ 17.25” from Cross: 1.215”
    Thickness @ 17.25” from Cross: .189”
    Total: 28.75”
    Weight: 2lb 2oz
    POB: 1.75” from Cross
    HRC: Edge is between 55 and 60 hrc. 60 bites but the 55 does not have any bite. The spine is between 50 and 55. The 55 bits and the 50 does not.
    Edge Bevels: Goniometer shows roughly 8 degrees for the secondary bevel. The bevel is mostly even except near the tip where it becomes very uneven. After sharpening the Goniometer still shows 8 degrees but a shiny secondary bevel has shown between 18 and 25 degrees. I’m not sure I am using the too right.
    MSRP: $103.99
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Komentáře • 156

  • @Nightmare-pj4fg
    @Nightmare-pj4fg Před rokem +44

    So glad Skallagrim introduced me to this channel

  • @TheComedian1911
    @TheComedian1911 Před rokem +34

    More drunken reviews please…hilarious!

    • @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145
      @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 Před rokem +1

      If you haven't seen them he has a bunch of drunken reviews from years ago. I think he may have them all in a playlist on his channel.

  • @Der_Bingle
    @Der_Bingle Před rokem +37

    Given it’s incredible close combat features and it’s ability to become a ranged weapon via it’s quick release tactical pommel and ballistic blade tip, I will do no less then order one immediately!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @erichusayn
    @erichusayn Před rokem +16

    Hahahahahaahahahahaha. This really brings me back. Glad the drunken reviews are back.

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  Před rokem +11

      I don't know how many I will do but this one felt right.

    • @erichusayn
      @erichusayn Před rokem +3

      @@Matthew_Jensen for sure. Good instinct.

    • @darthvaper6745
      @darthvaper6745 Před rokem +3

      @@Matthew_Jensen we begs.....Wants more...these are so funny

  • @vidalete2001
    @vidalete2001 Před rokem +4

    "Then again, who likes the feel of a rubber"
    🤣

  • @d_jedi1
    @d_jedi1 Před rokem +9

    Ohhhhhh, how I have missed the drunken reviews.
    Well done!

  • @angelosilva342
    @angelosilva342 Před rokem +4

    The Mortal Kombat style announcements/remarks are the cherry on top! Do more of that!

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  Před rokem +2

      Finish Him!

    • @angelosilva342
      @angelosilva342 Před rokem

      @@Matthew_Jensen You have to try and use that on the next drunk review. You just gotta!

  • @darthvaper6745
    @darthvaper6745 Před rokem +3

    Omg so been waiting for this for ages ..did not disappoint 😂😸😂

  • @oroborobub710
    @oroborobub710 Před 5 měsíci

    holyshit my ribs hurt from this sword review! MOAR!!! this made my day, thank you sir!

  • @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145

    A Matt Jensen Drunken review?!? Wow it's been a while! Not 5hat I'm saying Matt should get drunk more but the humor of his drunk reviews slays me! 😂🤣😂
    Anathar may have put him up to it having seen the Honshu as a rival...but we may never know the truth 😂

  • @stephaniemusick171
    @stephaniemusick171 Před rokem +2

    Matthew, many thanks for your laryngeal gymnastics to provide us with this drunken review of this mall ninja swordness.

  • @aaronmatheson9730
    @aaronmatheson9730 Před rokem

    Brother, you really do a great job at these!! I get you probably have to be in the zone to do it but I enjoy these very much lol!

  • @CountOrlok22
    @CountOrlok22 Před rokem

    The Drunken Reviews return. You have not lost your sense of humour, sir. Just a shit ton of pommels.

  • @chrismichellijr9217
    @chrismichellijr9217 Před rokem

    This video is informative and knee-slappingly hilarious at the same time.
    Kudos, man!! 🤣🤓

  • @rugerjones78
    @rugerjones78 Před rokem

    Yet another absolute banger of a video!!

  • @wyattbussard9558
    @wyattbussard9558 Před rokem

    Best 👏🏼 review 👏🏼 I laughed more than I should’ve! Informative and funny.

  • @jeffreykoski2746
    @jeffreykoski2746 Před rokem +1

    Loved this review! Laughed my a$$ off from the beginning until the end! Thank you! :)

  • @alexharris-ui4ss
    @alexharris-ui4ss Před rokem

    I love all of your videos but this one is so fun! More please🦊💚

  • @ThePickledPirate
    @ThePickledPirate Před rokem +3

    Arrrrr how I've missed the drunken reviews!!!!! 🤣🙏🙏🙏 Absolute legend!! 😂👏👏👏👏

  • @jamesm1
    @jamesm1 Před rokem

    Best video I've seen all week!

  • @WhatIfBrigade
    @WhatIfBrigade Před rokem

    The is one of the best 5 minute sword reviews I've ever seen.

  • @SpringheelMac
    @SpringheelMac Před rokem

    "Sunday. SUNDAY. SUNDAY!!!". Totally brought me back to the 90's surfing cable at 3AM switching between crap infomercials ala QVC and two dueling Michael Caine /.Brian Dennehy movies on the USA network and Cinemax. Only thing missing was the 40oz of Bad Frog Malt Liquor and an overflowing chili cheese nachos from 7-11.

  • @NamazuRyuSaiken
    @NamazuRyuSaiken Před rokem +1

    Hahahaa i feel attacked for making a video on using the honshu "traditionally" 🤣. This review is awesome! More drunk review please !

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  Před rokem +1

      Well there with you and I out of the count there should be eight more at least.

    • @NamazuRyuSaiken
      @NamazuRyuSaiken Před rokem

      @@Matthew_Jensen hahaha 😆😆

  • @Jaedeok82
    @Jaedeok82 Před rokem

    lol, when I saw BudK I already knew. Thanks for doing it justice.

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  Před rokem

      I was hopeful when I got it. I have seen mostly positive things about the Honshu stuff, I thought it might turn out well. Same it turned out the way it did, it has a lot of potential for a budget item.

  • @UnderestimatedA1
    @UnderestimatedA1 Před rokem

    Ok I rarely laugh that hard at yout vids but I laughed hard at this one. Great job!

  • @tunguskalumberjack9987

    That was fucking hilarious- thanks so much, I really needed a good laugh today, and you were the first one to deliver. Right on!

  • @KF1
    @KF1 Před rokem +2

    Haha great video! "S* the bed at both ends" lol brutal visual

  • @triblade1669
    @triblade1669 Před rokem

    I'm glad Skal introduced me to your channel.

  • @ShagShaggio
    @ShagShaggio Před rokem

    Hah, I love these drunken reviews.
    Cheers! 💚

  • @MichaelMassie
    @MichaelMassie Před rokem

    Informative and entertaining. 8/10 would not buy that sword before watching this review. 11/10 would not buy it after. Well done.

  • @aurorafauna4195
    @aurorafauna4195 Před rokem

    "Then again, who likes the feel of a rubber?"

  • @jaysblades
    @jaysblades Před rokem +1

    Now *THIS* is a gatdang sword review!

  • @johnhaaff5930
    @johnhaaff5930 Před rokem

    The voiceover commentary was amazing 😂

  • @UnsheathedSwordReviews
    @UnsheathedSwordReviews Před rokem +1

    Yes! I love the drunk reviews!

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  Před rokem +1

      They don't love me.. This is the first one that is turning around a bit. Most of the time they don't do well but this one is overtaking the long version. Which is rare for my channel.

  • @pauly51
    @pauly51 Před rokem

    Great voice effects job on this one. Not a full tang. Looks sweet

  • @suumcuique6454
    @suumcuique6454 Před rokem +2

    Thank you Matthew for your very entertaining sword review! It was so well done that I feel the urge to buy this garbage stick of doom 🤣.

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  Před rokem +1

      I hope you enjoy and get a better one that I did.

  • @vyr01
    @vyr01 Před rokem

    YAY Drunk reviews back again

  • @vladimirkovacevic1656

    i love Drunken Review,cool wakizashi

  • @TulsinDerbeck
    @TulsinDerbeck Před rokem

    I'm imagining jonathan loughran telling me about this sword and it just makes it so much better

  • @imperfectlump6070
    @imperfectlump6070 Před rokem

    Funniest sword review I have seen. Keep it up.

  • @747GhostDogg
    @747GhostDogg Před rokem

    Priceless

  • @sawyerbrandt6710
    @sawyerbrandt6710 Před rokem

    More like this i love it

  • @bananaoligarchy8754
    @bananaoligarchy8754 Před rokem

    This is a combination that almost no one other than me is likely to care about but did anybody else recognize the music as the intro theme for The Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk series?

  • @dwarvengamesmith9726
    @dwarvengamesmith9726 Před rokem

    Pommel popping off is a quick release "feature" so when fighting an opponent you may "end him rightly"

  • @dlmiller7873
    @dlmiller7873 Před rokem

    Thanks for this. I'll save my $103 for a few eggs.

  • @sihilius
    @sihilius Před rokem

    Just the perfect sword for a drunken Review.

  • @CSGraves
    @CSGraves Před 12 dny

    When the bulk of videos on a blade are from vendors rather than reviewers, that's red flag #1.
    DEALBREAKINGLY SHITTY!
    You've earned that lozenge.

  • @channingb2577
    @channingb2577 Před rokem

    Awesomeness.

  • @mandyequalsmurderofficial9256

    I love the adlibs. Im going to have to watch it again to catch them all. But i had a honshu once. Blade snapped against wood as well so im glad im not the only one. Too many ppl vouch for this brand. Theyre not that good at all.

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  Před rokem +1

      I have heard some positive things, its a bummer this one did not hold up.

    • @mandyequalsmurderofficial9256
      @mandyequalsmurderofficial9256 Před rokem

      @@Matthew_Jensen i thought about biying another one model to see if mine was just a one-off but after this video I hesitate. Thanks for breaking things so we know where to better spend our money. You’re the best!

  • @LangstonDev
    @LangstonDev Před rokem

    This video makes you FEEL like a drunk reviewer

  • @robinthrush9672
    @robinthrush9672 Před rokem +1

    How did you have so few subs with this kind of funny and fast content?!

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 Před rokem

      Because he spent no time on advertising it and Sword reviews aren’t a thing you discover.

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  Před rokem

      Just lucky I guess.

  • @naruomi9477
    @naruomi9477 Před rokem

    Fantastic shoe string sageo

  • @shawnclifford362
    @shawnclifford362 Před rokem

    Good morning Matt. Yeah, bought a Honshu boshin sword, waste of money. Broke on a old piece of quarter inch plywood. Wasn't a heavy hit, downward strike. No honshu for me. Great video. Cheers ☘️

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  Před rokem +1

      bummer

    • @shawnclifford362
      @shawnclifford362 Před rokem

      @@Matthew_Jensen live and learn. Exactly why I watch your videos. Your knowledge is valuable to me. Cheers Matt. ☘️

  • @hunterwolfe6295
    @hunterwolfe6295 Před rokem

    yes

  • @davidelliott8324
    @davidelliott8324 Před rokem

    Love the 80's aggressive commercial style of this review! Try it again on the next "SHITTILY" made blade lol

  • @GGolden219
    @GGolden219 Před rokem

    "Grippy good very yes" and "Shittely - word of the day" 🤣😂

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  Před rokem +1

      Have you used it yet?

    • @GGolden219
      @GGolden219 Před rokem

      @@Matthew_Jensen Yes, "shittely" has been added to my vocabulary.

  • @JamesTheAxeThrower
    @JamesTheAxeThrower Před rokem

    I should do a drunk version of my videos where I miss the target every time 😂

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  Před rokem

      James the drunken knife chucker? What could go wrong?

  • @MaddMango
    @MaddMango Před rokem

    Epic!

  • @wanderingstranger8944

    Shout from skalls channel.

  • @MrHunter830
    @MrHunter830 Před rokem

    Nice 👌

  • @tengu190
    @tengu190 Před rokem +1

    When will you start using the Weapons Dynamics software again?

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  Před rokem +3

      Katana make it hard to do but I put it on most of the euro blades. Also I skip it if the blade is too stiff. Makes it hard to find nodes.

    • @tengu190
      @tengu190 Před rokem +2

      @@Matthew_Jensen More Budk in the future?

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  Před rokem +7

      This was the first piece they sent me. We will see if they have a good sense of humor about it.

  • @beepboop204
    @beepboop204 Před rokem +1

    i feel like maybe the "hollow promises" were an issue?

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  Před rokem

      Maybe I went a little too deep on that one. I looked at some of their ad copy and while it is not too embellished it still has some stuff that did not quite measure up.

    • @beepboop204
      @beepboop204 Před rokem

      @@Matthew_Jensen i mean the proof is in the pudding, and you pudding them through the paces

  • @phihelix8777
    @phihelix8777 Před rokem

    😁😂 good video 😁

  • @panoctic
    @panoctic Před rokem

    question honshu is affiliated with musashi ? swear i saw a katana with similar shape lol

  • @not-a-raccoon
    @not-a-raccoon Před rokem +2

    Ok, but.. how does it hold up against Anathar?

    • @Der_Bingle
      @Der_Bingle Před rokem +1

      None can stand against Anathar The Sword Of Power!!!!!!! Not even Anathar can stand against Anathar The Sword Of Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  Před rokem

      Anathar..

  • @jasonknippa4410
    @jasonknippa4410 Před rokem

    Pretty funny.👍

  • @Platuse
    @Platuse Před rokem

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 YO!!!! bro!!!! thx for this!!!

  • @godzilla5599
    @godzilla5599 Před rokem

    The lower cost Honshu stuff is questionable however the higher priced swords seem reasonable,Shadversity liked the broadsword,the pommel did pop off but the blade held and surprisingly the handle stayed put when the pommel came off so maybe the extra $100 gets you a better sword.
    I'd not go within a mile of some of the D2 swords they have that could be...scary.

    • @QseftJohn
      @QseftJohn Před rokem

      All of there D2 are less than 20inches long and have wide blades, they should hold up well; unless you strike with the flat of the blade.

    • @sihilius
      @sihilius Před rokem

      @@QseftJohn As long as they gonna keep those abrupt 90 degree angles where the tang meets the blade I wouldn't trust any of their swords with my life, let alone a D2 version of that. + A good sword shouldn't break even if you strike with the flat. Also there are cheaper swords that hold up to much more abuse then what you can see in the video.

  • @LJ-SYLKI
    @LJ-SYLKI Před 7 měsíci

    I would be the one to use it traditionally hence I Lovè samurai

    • @LJ-SYLKI
      @LJ-SYLKI Před 7 měsíci

      But honestly I want something to defend until I can get to a gun

  • @paulbiccum4862
    @paulbiccum4862 Před rokem

    Yo mall ninja 🤣

  • @chrisfields8077
    @chrisfields8077 Před rokem

    Lolol awesome!

  • @medievilassassin
    @medievilassassin Před rokem

    😂😂😂😂 great video

  • @darthvaper6745
    @darthvaper6745 Před rokem +2

    Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @fettmaneiii4439
    @fettmaneiii4439 Před rokem

    Lol! next levelll!!!

  • @SpicyMike319
    @SpicyMike319 Před rokem

    POWER THIRST!!!

  • @mikebryant8082
    @mikebryant8082 Před rokem

    Hahahahaa..he said assface!!

  • @SoysauceForRob
    @SoysauceForRob Před rokem

    Good hilt, terrible blade. I retract my old comment.
    Thank you for the review. It was very informative.

  • @sinisterswordsman25
    @sinisterswordsman25 Před rokem

    Lmao been awhile now since you did a drunk review. When this sword came out I was like... why? That goes for the whole brand pretty much. The "historical" totally definitely certainly not boromir's sword is kinda cool... nah.

    • @Matthew_Jensen
      @Matthew_Jensen  Před rokem +1

      I think they look kinda cool. I get it is not for everyone but it is cost effective and tacticool looking. If it was a little better built then it would be easy to recommend if that was your thing.

    • @sinisterswordsman25
      @sinisterswordsman25 Před rokem

      @@Matthew_Jensen I gotta admit I like the midnight versions. Something about murdered out stuff appeals to me. And there's potential for customization. A waki for 100 bucks ain't that bad at all. If one were to be a little gentler it would probably be fine. Ialmost got the seax as custom project but I just can't stand the 'speed holes' on a blade. It's not even that Im worried about durability they just bug me for no good reason.

  • @sagetolley147
    @sagetolley147 Před rokem

    this is so funny

  • @brandonjohnson8839
    @brandonjohnson8839 Před rokem

    “”Blade”” rofl

  • @wellregulated8725
    @wellregulated8725 Před rokem

    😂😂😂😂 pretty funny

  • @JustGrowingUp84
    @JustGrowingUp84 Před rokem

    If it doesn't have LEDs that allow you to illuminate the blade in several different colors, can it even be called cyberpunk?
    (I'm only joking)

  • @darthrevanihilus1108
    @darthrevanihilus1108 Před rokem

    😂😂😂

  • @-Darth_Maul-
    @-Darth_Maul- Před rokem

    hello

  • @DecoyJayc
    @DecoyJayc Před rokem

    : D

  • @violentinstincts
    @violentinstincts Před rokem

    Aaah hahaha

  • @notanotherswordreviewchann4901

    Yeah I don't like honshus construction or temper. Their screw pommels have too long screw area and makes the tangs smaller almost to the point of rattail. Good designs though. Just wish they would make a better product.