A Typical Fight With An Irish Mother | TOMMY TIERNAN
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- čas přidán 12. 01. 2022
- As any Irish person knows, your mammy is a constant in your entire life. But you must never cross her, for if you do you will suffer a fate worse than death, you will feel the wrath of God come down upon you. You shall be destroyed by the strength of a thousand winds, for the Golden God has come for you. A typical fight with an Irish Mother goeth thusly, according to Tommy Tiernan.
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Have you ever had a fight like this with your mother?
To be sure i have, god rest her mental soul !!! Keep em coming Tommy !!!
It's good. But you underegged it a wee bit.
yeah, I called my ma a di*ck and ran up the stairs away from her, I was a good age as well. 24 🤣🤣
Brilliant Tommy. Every irish mammy at some stage threatens to kill ye.🤣🤣🤣✌
I am the mother. I completely understand your mums rage, its hormones and oppressive patriarchy getting the better of us. And in response to people posting on here saying this is misogynistic I disagree...I sense you love your mum and are very grateful to her not least for her providing you with fantastic material for your routine.
“GO ON, DADDY!! DRIVE HER LIKE YOU STOLE HER!!” Omg the best line EVER!!!!!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Only our wee Tommy!!!!!💗💗💗💗
I miss my little Irish mum. I am old man now of 64 and mum made it to 96. And she was still fighting right up to the end. A Cork woman, with a build like Popeye. Oh she was small but hard as nails. The problem was her brothers the Creans from Kinsale taught her boxing. They were all sailors and fishermen, and they also taught her to swear like one of them. I saw her once hop about a 2 meter fence and take down a Clonmel neighbour twice her size who told her to "Feck off!" "Yer wot!" she said and that was it. Off she went like a little whirlwind. That neighbour she put on the floor with one punch and sat on top of her bashing the face in. She used to give us a good belt about the head. My dad used to run. Kind of funny seeing an English Protestant man running from a little Irish Catholic woman. Dad certainly could run fast :) But she and dad loved us all. And they loved one another deeply for over 65 years. She was the last of her family to go. One thing I can say is that the Irish have life by its tail and they will hang on to it.
Bless your little Irish Mum
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I'll say bless your English dad as no one else seems to be interested.
As a proud Englishman, may I say bless your English dad 🏴🏴🏴
@@flipacoin3593 True I can agree with that. well, Waterford is not so far away. The Irish are a tough lot. I must admit I often think about my uncles because they are all gone and I wish I could have known them better. Ireland is always in the back of my mind and my mum put it there. I keep saying I will go visit my family there in Ireland but we always seem to be so poor here it is a kind of dream. One day it might happen :)
Thanks, I guess anything and everything is possible.:) @@flipacoin3593
@@peterwilson5528 🙏🏻 Prayers for some unexpected funds to go home for a wee long visit
My ma used to shout, “I’ll fuckin’ crucify ye”, which other people presumed was a figure of speech, not knowing that she had actually already crucified me for real. Not the full “nails hammered through the wrists” version, just the “tied hanging from the staircase by my arms” version. She properly tried to kill me on 3 different occasions.
Jesus Christ, I’m so sorry
Jesus ... you poor dote
Did we share a mother?
Damn man I’m sorry my dude.
Did you end up in therapy
I have been living in Ireland for about five years now. This explains a lot about the people.
If this is an example of an Irish childhood, I think my parents stole your guide book.
My (Ulster) Mum wasn't like this. But the school bag routine was absolutely real! Sometimes I'd leave it in the 'wrong' place and 30 seconds later it was flung out on the drive with accompanying instructions.
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Very funny 😅
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My friend from Co Tipperary, the youngest of a shitload of kids, he was the youngest & expected to look after Mammy. He got his HGV licence & took a job that kept him away in Europe for 5 days a week, just as soon as he was old enough. He told me he didn’t blame her, his Da had run away to England with Mammy’s sister, leaving her with all these kids! My friend would say they were like a small flock of sheep, following her round, calling, “Ma, Ma!” All at once. I loved my visits to his home town though, everyone I was introduced to said, “Welcome home to Roscrea.” They we’re so generous & kind. I went to a wedding there & there were 7 bridesmaids & 7 groomsmen! A massive sit down dinner for 300, several rooms booked for those who got too pissed to get on the coach home! It was like money was no problem at all. My friend told me that an Irishman started a bank account for his daughter’s wedding the day she was born. I believe it too! It was spectacular!
And I thought I was the only one who had an irrational phyco for a Mother... the only difference is I had the Scottish version lol xxx
Same here Valerie, it's on the water , my mother was a candidate for Carstairs mental institution
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@@georgejob2156 lol. If the social services had gotten involved they would have taken us away from her... abusive in every way.
Aye Valerie, mine was the auld fashioned had be in fae the pictures on the 10.30.pm bus aye good auld days..
@@georgejob2156 even worse lad, I’m married to one.
Did anyone else get the "No Father! Stop it! Get off me!!" over and over? A friend told me she ran into her parents room with a broom and told her Dad to leave Mum alone.
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My mate said she heard them, then asked her mum when last time she had sex was!😂
*Drive 'er like you stole 'er!!* 🤣🤣
Oh my god I had this mother 😂🤣😂. I was 1 of 4 children and I remember we talked about how much better it would be if we could all go live at Bernardo’s. (Childrens home). I now know of course that my mother was a slave to her hormones, loving and suffocatingly affectionate one day and the devil incarnate the next ( sometimes the same day).The problem was you never knew what you were getting when you walked through the door.
The spring symphony!!! I’m dying!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I am also the ma and I come from along line of Irish mothers before me.... We are getting slightly less mental as time goes on, I hope. Hahahahaha . The wee lass Roisin cracks up at the part, "you're dinner! Yee'd be fecking lucky!!"
😂 my ma is less mental than my granny to be fair 🤣
The spring symphony 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So delighted your uploading your material Tommy. Get it all up!
CZcams finally recommended something good 😆 as an American i never get to hear Irish or Scottish accents and i love them. ❤
Nom De Plume, do you like Lord of the Rings?
Try out This Hour Has 22 Minutes on CBC Gem. Those Newfoundlanders sound like they just arrived on the Titanic.
Oh, really? So strange
Well done you fought your way out of the madness and the loveless childhood.
The ould spring symphony
The reason headphones were invented lol
@@sleepwalker8600 no wonder Picasso cut off his ears
@@oisinlynch8427 Hahaha very good
Imagine if they gave Gerry these fantastic lines in Derry Girls. He'd have been UNSTOPPABLE 😂😂🤣🤣
This really makes me look at myself and my reactions from a different perspective. I love it
This is my first time of seeing him & I was dying laughing, especially the encouraging, “Go on, Daddy, ride her like ya stole her!” He’s like the Irish Billy Connolly! Where can I find more of him?
I've just seen him live at the Just for Laughs festival in Montreal. Many good comedians, but he was the funniest. I've seen him quite a few times over the years.
We saw him at Just for Laughs comedy in Montreal quite a few years back. He's hilarious.
Love it! Thank you!
'Don't f*ck with me!' ha ha lol
This guy is so funny your laughing so much it hurts. 😂👏
I was always in trouble for staring out the window. I'm part Irish and this is all too true. It where dark humor comes from.
Thankyou so much. Not laffed like that for so long. 🤣🤣🤣😘😘
THIS is BY FAR my FAVORITE stand-up of his!!! Love ya so much, Tommy!!! 🤣
Love his humour and delivery
I’d love to share this with me own Mother, but I can’t for all the cursing! 🤣
Well, mine was Irish and she coulda beat him. Literally!
Even now, my Irish mum, a couple of weeks ago we went down to Cornwall for her and my da’s wedding anniversary, I’d forgotten my charger, I said “ma please can I borrow your charger” she goes “I’ll feckin charge you in a minute!!!!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amazing 😻
I love this guy!
Thank you 🦋
Omg!! Almost peed myself 😂😂😂
Some of you didn’t grow up in a screwed up household and it shows. People use humor to cope with this stuff. If it’s not your thing, move on…
Tommy is of the people. Finger on the pulse because we love Tommy he's our brother in arm's. 👊😂😂😂☘️
And this is why people become comedians to be able to deal with the crap.
I showed this to my son who is doing his LC year 😂
He really didn't get on with his mother, stopped talking, he admitted this in an interview.
How lucky was I? My mother was an angel!
Mine too x
You missed out big time😂😂
She was dead ?
Mine was an Angel too but my father was the devil incarnate!
So thats where i get it from 😂😅
Guess Irish and Scottish mother's have a lot in common. Mental ! Mine was !
I haven't met a normal Irish woman yet. Likely never will. My mother, my aunts, my sister. Not a single ounce of normal in any of them. There's a reason why I don't date Irish women.
🎉 3:58 and there goes roto rotor and a chopper😂 4:16 😂😂😂😂
Loved him in derry girls
Politically not correct but as real life happens, it’s absolutely spot on.
Only SJW's are PC.
Having an Irish mother can attest to the accuracy 😂
And what does that say about politics.
Why is there always someone complaining about political correctness?
@@TheYopogo I didn’t complain. I stated. Learn the meaning of the words!
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My mother to a "T"!! A screamer and she could reduce you to a quivering spot of jelly on the floor in 10 seconds of her interrogating! She once had my father come to take me out of my 5th grade class at mid day because she wanted to know why I had gotten into her bag of fabric scraps while they were on vacation ...And the worst was elwhen she gave you a spanking ( with dads leather belt or a "bolo" paddle) she became a madwoman who was so worked up she just wouldn't stop! My dad would have to enter in and grab her arm to make her quit and tell her "that's enough!" I only got one spanking from her and that's all it took for me to become a child that blended into the walls!
I am so sorry this happened to you.
Ah he is not that funny
Ah he is not that funny
He's all grown up now!
While this is utterly hilarious for the material, as someone who has only seen Tommy rather staid on Derry Girls, listening to him swear like a sailor is oddly refreshing
He's my favourite character on that show. This is a whole new look at him.
@@stoverboo Are you English?
Achhhh Jaysus ! Stuff of nightmares right there..... My mother was just like this 🤯🙄🤣
Well he didn't lick off the floor lol
I’m not sure wether to laugh or cry at this
Love it
Tiernan is never going to get an invite to perform on the Dry Comedy Club circuit. 🤣
Very funny😂🤣😂🤣😂
Never have I laughed as bad and me with a mirgraine .this is my son to me tells me he put me in a mental home .only I would drive people mental .oh Tommy u have give my mirgraine a mirgraine with laughing brilliant x
I am this Mother🤣🤣🤣😩
I really like this guy and dropping the f bombs 💣 priceless
OMFG...... East Coast Canada right there by..... That's that's just how it is in East Coast Canada, bloody hell
Right out of Gander, eh.
seriously funny guy!
0:46 im watching this daily 0:55 😂😂😂
Waiting for the flatline.
In America you dont want to sit by the window due to random bullets being fired !!!
Omfg... no... just no lol 99.99999% of schools here have never had a gun inside them that wasn't on a cops hip
Not in most of the nation. Usually, it’s just the Blue States you’re describing. Those of us in the Red States (mostly the South) only shoot at deer, squirrels, and the rare home invader.
@@BobCollinsSTEPcoach lmao , actually FBI statistics show that Red States have far more shootings & random shootings then Blue states do !
I get that you get your info solely from the Rightwing media but it would serve you well to spread your net a lot wider and get I fo from outlets from non rightwing outlets & overseas !!! IE: the top 20 cities in the US are all in red states!!!! Places like NYC, Chicago & LA Dont show up in the rankings till mid to late 20s & 30s !!!
The FBI contribe this to lacks firearms laws in red states and the fact that more people are living in poverty in red states then in blues where those states actually give social services & workers rights a higher priority!!!
By the way I'm a life long Eisenhower Republican so I'm not spinning it to make my party look bad !!! Their just wrong on their governance and economic policies !!!
You are so funny 😂
Very funny sounds familiar in N.Z xxxx
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What kind of a backdrop is that on the stage?
And to think this is supposed to be amusing!
Hes a lie!! Everyone knows its more like "squeeek, squeek, squ squ squeeeeeeeek" done 🤣🤣🤣
He is So Irish looking!
Very handsome x
Fitzgeralds here xx
wtf, gerry🤣🤣
That’s funny…lucky I never had parents like that.
Oh stop-this isn’t a therapy session. I’m an American who has an Irish mother so much like this but I never doubted for a second she didn’t have a heart of gold.
Hahahahahahahahhahahaa
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As Conan said about the Irish prone to depression and has freckles.Talk about matriarchal society
My poor boys
Fair play ,sure didn't he last long, grand so 😀
4:49 chopper2😂 4:52
Did you know, Miramichi is the home of the world's largest Irish festival and the home of the largest cultural festival in Canada!!!!
Mi grandad was an immigrant from Ireland and he married a native lass
Mine too. From Saint John
I just thought my parents were practice wrestling 🤷🏻♀️
Who painted your backdrop?
I think Tommy Tiernan is a soooo attractive! I also think he's a genius!
Who knew Tommy had another account!?
@@lynnpayne9519 are you the other account?
@@oisinlynch8427are you the other account ?
Sounds like my great gran and granda.
So it seems with had the same mother!
Same here...
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Drive 'er like you stole 'er. Classic and great advice. Lol
Any thing for a good night sleep😂
How enjoyable to see comedy none Woke absolutely brilliant are you going to ever do liverpool l will be first at door
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My parents (married 1961) were proudly once a week people. Sunday afternoons after our big lunch. And I never once knew it. My mother told me decades later, "Your father is and was a once-a-week man".
I always knew when my mom put out because my dad would always bake a cake the next morning. If there was a cake in the microwave i knew theyd gotten laid 😂🤣
@@nomdeplume2213 ha cute 😬
When I got married my mother-in-law told me that she only had sex twice with her husband, and both times she got pregnant. 0.0 um yep?
Hilarious 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
I have to look into Irish roots and I don't mean look up family tree or history, love you Tommy xx
I think lots of folks cannot begin to understand what it's like to grow up with seriously insane and/or Irish parents, one of whom was usually gone missing at any given time while the other one fed you snot colored vegetables- I didn't know broccoli was supposed to be green until I went to jail, and WHAT a relief THAT was! Pancakes you ate with a dull spoon rather than drank from a broken bit of crockery? Heaven on earth it was! Mind you, my parents weren't detectibly Irish until they were in the bag- then it was jigs that broke every lamp in the room and an accent that made no sense at all. And then the teeth, my god, the teeth- we didn't celebrate the usual "normal" holidays because more often than not the latest harrowing toothache overshadowed even Christmas (although I suspect that had more to do with not wasting the drinking money on gifts and instead unwrapping stuff from my brother's room as they unwrapped stuff pinched from me and my sister's room and then done in reverse the following year and by then the shoes never fit anymore)... ah, but I've gone on too long...
Ha, ha officer I don't know him.
She sounds like my Spanish mother😂🤣
Oh ghod, i think im the kiwi version of tommys mammy. My 17 yr old son is doing my feckin brains in... Wont lift a finger unless i ask nicely for an hour then fly into a rage
Funny: Tommy Tiernan; Funnier: Listening to Tommy Tiernan when doing something mundane; Funniest: trying to lift weights and not die laughing in the gym when Tiernan lets his impression of his mother loose