i put spongebob music over dorian pavus being a smartass

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  • čas přidán 6. 09. 2017

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  • @girlkillsgods
    @girlkillsgods Před 3 lety +591

    I can't believe Mother Giselle created an account on youtube just to give this video a dislike

  • @danielleneville3725
    @danielleneville3725 Před 3 lety +503

    I just love him casually throwing a book behind him and you don't even hear it land. XD

    • @endme623
      @endme623 Před 3 lety +149

      It probably landed on Solas

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 Před 3 lety +25

      @@endme623 WAS ABOUT TO SAY 😂 ah I feel bad and yet at the same time he deserves it

    • @brie1232
      @brie1232 Před 3 lety +9

      Lol I was gonna say it probably hit Solas, too

    • @iang8032
      @iang8032 Před 3 lety +10

      @@endme623 I bloody want this to be canon hahaha XDDD

    • @stars-and-clouds
      @stars-and-clouds Před 3 lety +6

      Soft landing on the head

  • @muchahonra2b
    @muchahonra2b Před 2 lety +208

    I'm glad that this fandom colectively chose to worship Dorian, since he is the reason I got into the games myself

    • @friendlyalt5406
      @friendlyalt5406 Před rokem +7

      Its like the comfort straight troupe, only this time its gay

  • @StardustLeo
    @StardustLeo Před rokem +112

    Ah theres a *really* good one if you meet him in Redcliffe then side with the templars.
    If you choose "Stop Whining" he'll say,
    "You're right, I should march down to the freezing south and warn them myself, against all better judgement. OH WAIT, I ALREADY DID THAT."
    It was hilarious.

    • @ThePomeranianPrince
      @ThePomeranianPrince  Před rokem +12

      Never even knew that. I usually never act mean to Dorian, let alone side with the Templars.

    • @chriskoloski32
      @chriskoloski32 Před rokem +3

      @@ThePomeranianPrince to be honest siding with the templars has a lot more interesting story stuff. And raising dorians approval is super easy. Once you do the war table mission take him to the hinterlands and kill those two venatori with him and he'll become friendlier to you than solas

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 Před rokem +9

      @@chriskoloski32 siding with the Templars isn’t more interesting IMO, Calpernia is better than Samson, but just about everything else is better with the Mages
      Why would the Inquisitor ignore a Tevinter Magister messing with Time Magic while belonging to a cult that wants to rule the world IN FERELDEN? That’s not even mentioning how you kill off Fiona in a cheap boss fight when she’s really important as a character, how much better Denam is for a climatic boss fight in the Battle of Haven, and it’s super obvious Cole was always meant to be the one taking care of Roderick
      Plus, there’s a massive difference between fighting some corrupted Templars while trying to save the pure ones, compared to going to the future and seeing what will happen if you lose, Mages all the way

    • @angeldutchess2996
      @angeldutchess2996 Před rokem

      @@spacejesus6581 Sure- but Ser Barris was all the reason I needed to head on over to Therinfal Redoubt.
      The fact I hated Fiona, think Calpernia is more interesting and get so much approval from everyone that you can practically start everyone's personal quest the second you get to Skyhold- is just icing on the cake really. :)

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 Před rokem +2

      @@angeldutchess2996 you don’t get more approval
      For disbanding the Templars, Blackwall Cassandra Iron Bull Vivienne and Dorian disapprove while Sera Solas and Cole approve, Varric doesn’t care
      For rebuilding the Templars, Blackwall Cassandra Iron Bull Vivienne and Varric approve, while Cole Dorian Sera and Solas all disapprove
      For freeing the Mages, Solas Blackwall Cole and Dorian approve, while Cassandra Iron Bull and Sera disapprove. Varric depends on whether he was brought and whether Hawke sided with the Mages in DA2, Vivienne disapproves when you talk to her afterward but you can turn it into positive overall in that same conversation
      Conscripting the mages has Cassandra Iron Bull and Sera approve, Dorian Cole Blackwall and Solas disapprove, Varric is again dependent on whether he’s brought and who Hawke sided with, and Vivienne massively approves when you talk to her afterward
      Both rebuilding the Templars and recruiting the Mages net you the same amount of approval depending on whether Varric is involved, but he only slightly approves of rebuilding the Templars anyway
      I don’t blame you for disliking Fiona, she is kinda a garbage character, but she *is* Alistair’s real mom and she just gets killed off in a cheap boss fight, she’s also the ONLY Grey Warden to ever be cured of the Blight
      Calpernia is better than Samson but Samson isn’t a bad character at all, his story is pretty tragic too and he gets his own theme song
      Samson, Templar fame, raise your shield of shame. Samson, letter caught, left unfought, defamed. Armor, laced with blood, shall reclaim his name. Samson’s broken heart, shall revoke his claim. Samson knight in red, he hath lost, his way. Samson martyr rage, soon the world, will pay. The story of his mage friend is mostly in DA2 which might be why you missed it, but to sum it up the mage had a wife on the outside and Samson would smuggle letters between the two lovers, Meredith found out and had the mage made tranquil and Samson evicted from the Templars, he lost his career and his best friend at the same time
      Barris is enough reason to side with the Templars though, you’re not wrong about that and the dude should’ve been a party member

  • @imjudgingyou000
    @imjudgingyou000 Před 3 lety +355

    They really should’ve made that 10 scarves joke a side quest 😂😂😂 talk about shocking

  • @emerson3323
    @emerson3323 Před 3 lety +170

    "beyond my being a MAGE" always cracks me up

  • @Magpie5yndrome
    @Magpie5yndrome Před 11 měsíci +33

    "Mountains. Cold. 'Let's bring Dorian!'"

  • @Magical-Owl
    @Magical-Owl Před 5 lety +133

    this should be canon

  • @adult.autism.vlog.norway
    @adult.autism.vlog.norway Před 4 lety +186

    I'm dying again, Oh Dorian. Such a darned smartass. No wonder he's such a cheater. It would burst his bubble.

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 Před 3 lety +4

      what

    • @0224Moonlight
      @0224Moonlight Před 3 lety +42

      @@wuftchan8299 Let me explain, in the game Dragon Age Inquisition the characters Commander Cullen and Dorian pavus have a chess game during a cutscene, if you choose to play chess with the commander and choose the cheat option he will later tell you that Dorian cheats at the game as well. Lol

  • @witchskee
    @witchskee Před 3 lety +53

    Why is this comedy gold? Lmfao Dorian is my fucking favorite~

  • @how.9411
    @how.9411 Před 2 lety +24

    I love how quickly you go for the romance options lol

  • @terra_the_nightingale135
    @terra_the_nightingale135 Před 2 lety +16

    God I love Dorian. And Bull. Just all their sarcasm and humor is glorious. I love Dorian calling the Inquisitor a unicorn 😂

  • @gracieisbored9191
    @gracieisbored9191 Před rokem +7

    everyone’s favourite mAAage from tevinter

  • @17carat
    @17carat Před 6 lety +91

    help im crying

  • @GermiraSheperd
    @GermiraSheperd Před 6 lety +53

    i love this sm

  • @steemdup
    @steemdup Před rokem +5

    Dorian's comment about the marquis always makes me howl. At least his smartarserry is amusing :)

  • @snowrinaride4287
    @snowrinaride4287 Před rokem +2

    The music just makes this even better than expected

  • @medramonmasquedecendres2966

    And now i love Dorian even more.

  • @yoonglebellz
    @yoonglebellz Před 3 lety +6

    finally youtube recommendations delivers the real content 😂 only 4 years late

  • @beetleb.1418
    @beetleb.1418 Před 3 lety +7

    This is HILARIOUS. Masterfully done!

  • @othergeorgea
    @othergeorgea Před 4 lety +17

    this is a blessed video

  • @anderslecry1251
    @anderslecry1251 Před 5 lety +8

    I greatly appreciate this

  • @NoShepardWithoutHawke
    @NoShepardWithoutHawke Před 5 měsíci

    I love you Dorian. XD

  • @orla0colette0cullen1
    @orla0colette0cullen1 Před 2 lety +2

    this video has me in a choke hold

  • @MaryDunford
    @MaryDunford Před 9 měsíci +1

    How can you not love Dorian? 😂

  • @forhestsage7930
    @forhestsage7930 Před 3 lety +3

    I FUCKING LOVE this 😂

  • @RoseyCakess
    @RoseyCakess Před rokem +1

    Dorian is exactly like my husband, except my husband isn't gay 😂❤

  • @GRazza-vf7qp
    @GRazza-vf7qp Před 3 lety +17

    The dislike is Solas'

  • @razelcloud8277
    @razelcloud8277 Před 3 lety +1

    yeesss i love this

  • @azadisoleil6319
    @azadisoleil6319 Před 19 dny

    As an aging occultist, I quite vibe with that “harness magic we don’t understand” comment. Bloody bandwagon mystics 🙄

  • @xanderwinn7018
    @xanderwinn7018 Před rokem +3

    You stole some videos from DanaDuchy, didn't you?

  • @wuftchan8299
    @wuftchan8299 Před 3 lety +3

    youve made this to funny

  • @Omaroka
    @Omaroka Před 6 lety +5

    Lmao🤣

  • @wuftchan8299
    @wuftchan8299 Před 3 lety +9

    pomeranian isnt that a dog XD are you calling dorian a tiny annoying dog how dare'th you