Jokes Seth Can't Tell: African-Americans and Trump, Women's History Month

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  • There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about Esquire magazine featuring a profile on the hardships of growing up white, middle class and male.
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  • @annabunovsky5628
    @annabunovsky5628 Před 5 lety +1543

    "He's dead to me."
    *gives glare of judgment directly to the screen*
    If it doesn't end with Amber on the Iron Throne.....

  • @aaliekazaam973
    @aaliekazaam973 Před 5 lety +865

    “Oooooh fiction!” had me deaddddd 😂

  • @Elkator
    @Elkator Před 5 lety +690

    You discovered a formula for a bit that will never get old. I love it.

    • @geomeopeoleo1740
      @geomeopeoleo1740 Před 5 lety +5

      Elkator Well the last part is a bit annoying after the first couple of times.

    • @rcripps008
      @rcripps008 Před 5 lety +21

      I think the chemistry of these three really helps sell it. I'm not sure another three people could pull it off with the same charm!

    • @Miollvynir
      @Miollvynir Před 3 lety +2

      It's been two years. Still not old!

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 Před 2 lety +1

      @@alexandramarberry1023 the sameness is part of the joke

  • @EnbyAndi
    @EnbyAndi Před 5 lety +324

    “He’s dead to me.”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MsMelyjean
    @MsMelyjean Před 5 lety +743

    "You first!" 😂😂😂😃😀😄

  • @privcraft_
    @privcraft_ Před 5 lety +183

    Karen is a great addition. I need more Karen.

    • @ericveneto1593
      @ericveneto1593 Před 3 lety +7

      We've gotten more Karen, and it's been GOLD!

  • @SympNerv
    @SympNerv Před 5 lety +695

    Amber's laugh... every time puts me in stitches

  • @TlalocW
    @TlalocW Před 5 lety +283

    I come for Amber's cuteness but stay for Jenny's outrage face.

  • @FnSpiralMedia
    @FnSpiralMedia Před 5 lety +474

    "...but a black guy's already in jail for it!" LMAO!!!! I'm dying!!!!

    • @SebastianWeinberg
      @SebastianWeinberg Před 5 lety +29

      Listen to the audience reaction turn after a second:
      "Bwaahahaha- _Oh wait, the fact that I immediately understood that joke is a terrible indictment of our society._ Ohhhhhh..."
      That makes Amber laugh twice as hard.

    • @patrickragland1032
      @patrickragland1032 Před 5 lety +1

      @@SebastianWeinberg Can you explain the joke? I'm lost on this one.

    • @kingsaintides7227
      @kingsaintides7227 Před 5 lety +2

      @@patrickragland1032 🙄

    • @Scriptkitty-sd8dp
      @Scriptkitty-sd8dp Před 5 lety +2

      @@SebastianWeinberg 😂😕😢😡

    • @rgeezee
      @rgeezee Před 5 lety

      @@SebastianWeinberg that was brilliant

  • @GaH.Hassan
    @GaH.Hassan Před 5 lety +728

    Loved the energy Karen was bringing to this!!! As ever, jokes seth can't tell is my favourite segment of anything ever 😍

  • @petermatthews3729
    @petermatthews3729 Před 5 lety +245

    Welcome Karen. I'm sure you'll get plenty of practice being mean to Seth after this segment. It sounds like you've learned from the best, namely Amber and Jenny. None of them can even bother to keep a straight face at the end of this segment anymore.

  • @WigglyTuffStuff
    @WigglyTuffStuff Před 5 lety +423

    Amber drinks a big cup of white tears every morning.

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 Před 5 lety +1

      .....so you found out, what men tears were and changed the old diss to make it less funny :D

    • @alexn.2901
      @alexn.2901 Před 4 lety +2

      @@apollomars1678 ????
      Who came first? The egg or the chicken?

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 Před 4 lety +1

      @@alexn.2901 At first came the fish, who layed his kids with membram to prevent the water to flow inside the organism, that created a embryo and later the fish baby. so what was first the fish or the fish-egg? answer the fish, who was at that time no fish, but a organism, that created life by cell division, but than came up with the supirior system of eggs to make faster reproduction without danger for the reproducer.

    • @alexn.2901
      @alexn.2901 Před 4 lety +2

      @@apollomars1678 What I meant is we can't know if white tears or male tears came first.

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 Před 4 lety

      @@alexn.2901 the term white tears came from iggy Azalea, who simply used the term to just hit white male men, knowing allready the term male tears as a term for sperm. she used the term white tears in the same way

  • @ruona1andonly
    @ruona1andonly Před 5 lety +33

    “Oooooo FICTION” “he is dead to me.” Amber with the quick ones

  • @beccalanning6370
    @beccalanning6370 Před 5 lety +17

    Amber's laugh after "She learned to be mean to me from you!" Gives me life

  • @dude37
    @dude37 Před 5 lety +335

    Someone, anyone, please give Amber her own show.

    • @AnnieThyme
      @AnnieThyme Před 5 lety +9

      She's had a pilot in development :)

    • @Cybershock180
      @Cybershock180 Před 5 lety +9

      I sure hope she gets her own show because we could use some good comedy shows. Because the comedy in movies these days are just pathetic and not even funny.

    • @zora99ny
      @zora99ny Před 5 lety +3

      The Dork Knight
      She has a pilot currently in production, called Village Gazette

    • @annaw252
      @annaw252 Před 4 lety

      I'm torn.
      It would be awesome, but I'd miss her on this

    • @danielaraya1193
      @danielaraya1193 Před 3 lety +12

      GUEST WHAT!

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 Před 5 lety +62

    "You first." -oh yeah, that's right.

  • @orahlith
    @orahlith Před 5 lety +19

    Jenny's hair is AMAZING.

  • @MrWillcapone
    @MrWillcapone Před 5 lety +427

    Amber is almost offensively adorable

    • @segevweitz2517
      @segevweitz2517 Před 4 lety +4

      Right, I'm offended they don't do more of this segment

  • @JustXavier
    @JustXavier Před 5 lety +67

    Amber's delivery is so on point. She kills me!

  • @ColoringKaria
    @ColoringKaria Před 5 lety +119

    “If it’s safe they’ll send the men!” 😂🤣😂😳 why did I have flashbacks of the villain from titanic stealing a baby and saying “please I’m all she has!” 😂🤣😭

    • @jamesryder8305
      @jamesryder8305 Před 5 lety +17

      Brooo I literally forgot he did that to get on the lifeboat.

  • @ciscokiducla
    @ciscokiducla Před 5 lety +56

    "you first" Bahaha ... Amber you're amazing. Always look forward to any segments you are in.

  • @catfishin
    @catfishin Před 5 lety +133

    Amber is a national treasure

  • @oldrrocr
    @oldrrocr Před 5 lety +240

    3:00 Can she handle reading out loud? Yes but Trump can't.

  • @sarabeth9877
    @sarabeth9877 Před 5 lety +346

    Amber for President 2020

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 Před 5 lety +1

      Is she old enough?

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 Před 5 lety +1

      @@wvu05 I think she'll take that as a compliment 😁

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 Před 5 lety

      She annouced she was going to run too bad it was a joke 😕

    • @jeald0003
      @jeald0003 Před 4 lety

      @@wvu05 hahahaha...*google* ...you poor people there's a minimum age requirement to being president, which isn't just "be an adult"
      I thought your must be born here rule was stupid but must be 35years of age. I repeat you poor poor people.

  • @extremelyparadoxical
    @extremelyparadoxical Před 4 lety +2

    "you first" killed me

  • @howardkerr8174
    @howardkerr8174 Před 5 lety +70

    Amber is sooooo funny, and pretty much everything she says...I believe.

  • @alexisd5514
    @alexisd5514 Před 5 lety +14

    She learned to be mean from you two! Seth is the Micheal Scott of Late Night tv.

  • @miritskeen
    @miritskeen Před 5 lety +10

    This is the most wholesome and wonderful bit those three writers have my entire heart

  • @VictorieLeeMoore123
    @VictorieLeeMoore123 Před 5 lety +14

    I’m so happy to see so much diversity in writers.

    • @c3swift
      @c3swift Před rokem

      hahahahhahahhaha... but ya.

  • @silhouette.13
    @silhouette.13 Před 5 lety +37

    QUIET 👏🏼 TAMPON 👏🏼 WRAPPERS

  • @pitti-sing1203
    @pitti-sing1203 Před 5 lety +35

    Please post another segment of "Amber says WHAT!"

  • @shotjohnny
    @shotjohnny Před 5 lety +79

    I love these segments with the girls, and I think it's awesome that Seth shares his platform with them...(I really do!), but my weekdays are not the same without *A Closer Look" 😂😂😂

  • @alex0589
    @alex0589 Před 5 lety +18

    Somehow still the best segment. Bless these writers.

    • @colinbanning9416
      @colinbanning9416 Před 2 lety

      It honestly doesn't even matter that most of the jokes are foul tipped off. It's a really good at bat every single time.

  • @originalindigodingo
    @originalindigodingo Před 5 lety +160

    Every time they do this segment, it just makes me wonder,
    Why isn't Amber the host yet?

    • @CT-um7zq
      @CT-um7zq Před 5 lety +10

      That's what I was thinking, too. She outgrew her position.

    • @nirmalsuki
      @nirmalsuki Před 5 lety +3

      White privilege

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth Před 5 lety +4

      Yeah Seth is getting burnt out I think. But she needs her own show. Amber is often in these longer acted sketches now. I think her kind of show would be quite different. She is a powerful actress and then when the comedy pops out it is really surprising.

    • @jodo223
      @jodo223 Před 5 lety +7

      amber is good but seth is Great!!

    • @sweetsugarjones
      @sweetsugarjones Před 5 lety +12

      Hey now. Both Seth and Amber are great. Plenty of room.

  • @Maria-et6rr
    @Maria-et6rr Před 5 lety +9

    The writers team is AMAZING👏🏻👏🏻

  • @PhoebeFayRuthLouise
    @PhoebeFayRuthLouise Před 5 lety +8

    “ Where are the rest of her cats?” Jenny cracks me up every time! Amber and Jenny totally need to do their own show together!

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Před 5 lety +2

      I'm a woman. When me and my ex-wife divorced, she kept all 5 cats.
      She would have given me a custody battle over those cats...
      😂

  • @Kaddywompous
    @Kaddywompous Před 4 lety +2

    I’m black and that skeptical “You first” encapsulated my feelings perfectly. 😂

  • @morganmeyer6884
    @morganmeyer6884 Před 5 lety +6

    they can't even keep a straight face 😂

  • @porfiriodiazcarrillo7551
    @porfiriodiazcarrillo7551 Před 5 lety +17

    can we all knowledge that Amber is the Beyoncé of this Destiny's Child-ish Late show??

  • @andrewilliams8324
    @andrewilliams8324 Před 5 lety +6

    "He dead to me"😅🤣😂

  • @lazyteddiursa7160
    @lazyteddiursa7160 Před 3 lety +1

    That was the most adorable "hi everybody!" I have ever heard

  • @cosmicphoto05
    @cosmicphoto05 Před 5 lety +2

    The most adorable five minutes on television.

  • @Zero.Element
    @Zero.Element Před 5 lety +9

    That was hilarious!!!! Don’t ever get rid of this segment or your entire team!! Love your show and thank you!!!!

  • @LordSlag
    @LordSlag Před 5 lety +2

    "...said black people, "You first..." I almost fucking choked to death on my grape. XD

  • @oliviarose530
    @oliviarose530 Před 5 lety +10

    Ahh love this!! Educating us on joke appropriation while being funny👏Need more from them in the future!!

  • @frankie051789
    @frankie051789 Před 5 lety +2

    This is consistently one of my favorite segments of any late night show.

  • @jenniferm.giroux9086
    @jenniferm.giroux9086 Před 5 lety +16

    This segment and Amber Says What are hilarious! Love you guys! Thanks for posting! 😁

  • @IamGulzow
    @IamGulzow Před 5 lety +13

    This segment is gold every time.

  • @SilkyC
    @SilkyC Před 5 lety +32

    I love Amber WAY too much man!!!!
    I love these ladies so so sooo much!!!
    1:31 that look! Love it!

  • @VictoriaAlfredSmythe
    @VictoriaAlfredSmythe Před 5 lety +9

    The lipstick colour is great on Amber

  • @corinneelisehooker5901
    @corinneelisehooker5901 Před 5 lety +13

    This is the best segment they've ever done. Amber Ruffin is my new favorite human.

  • @TheJackieMichele
    @TheJackieMichele Před 5 lety +6

    Said black people: 🤔🤨😒 ...you first.
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @derrickp2628
    @derrickp2628 Před 5 lety +1

    “He’s dead to me!!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @ibewalkingwiththecheesecak2565

    I love everything about this segment. The awareness and concept are great, plus it’s hilarious

  • @kevinreardon2558
    @kevinreardon2558 Před 5 lety +1

    That's my favorite segment.

  • @InvectivePleasure
    @InvectivePleasure Před 5 lety +2

    Please feature them more often! They did fantastic!

  • @sarabjitkaur1563
    @sarabjitkaur1563 Před 5 lety +5

    i was waiting so long for them to do this again!

  • @amberb6637
    @amberb6637 Před 5 lety +1

    "He's dead to me" had me gasping for breath for a full minute

  • @EsmisAmazing
    @EsmisAmazing Před 5 lety +34

    I always look forward to these, they put a smile on my face Everytime 😊

  • @Hunter45s
    @Hunter45s Před 5 lety +1

    Absolutely brilliant. What a team!

  • @KaliKat
    @KaliKat Před 5 lety +8

    *"He's dead to me."*
    I kissed my phone screen, help.

  • @beetlejuiceblues12
    @beetlejuiceblues12 Před 12 dny

    "She learned to be mean to me from you two!!" 😂

  • @madsokay
    @madsokay Před 5 lety +3

    This is my favorite segment!!

  • @Hakkyou13
    @Hakkyou13 Před 5 lety +2

    My favourite of this segment yet!

  • @nykolrudd
    @nykolrudd Před 5 lety +30

    This is my favorite seg. Amber where have you been all my life? I needed you growing up. 😍😍😍 #blackqueen #barbiecouldnever

  • @madelineschultz4968
    @madelineschultz4968 Před 5 lety +9

    Amber, I LOVE you! You are so hysterically funny! I wish much happiness and success!

  • @gilmoremccoy6930
    @gilmoremccoy6930 Před 5 lety +6

    So funny 😂 😂😂👍💓 love it. Seth is so cute in a manly way😍!

  • @peterg5383
    @peterg5383 Před 5 lety +4

    my favorite segment of my favorite show!

  • @jonnel13
    @jonnel13 Před 5 lety +3

    we need more!

  • @EastSider48215
    @EastSider48215 Před 5 lety +1

    Love this segment!

  • @prateetisengupta9677
    @prateetisengupta9677 Před 5 lety

    I just love the way this entire team , across all segments, has so much fun working together. It seems all of them enjoy every moment of it, and I guess that’s what makes the hard work behind each episode worth all the effort ! ❤️

  • @Becky_Cal
    @Becky_Cal Před 5 lety

    Love, love, love this segment! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Excellent work guys 😄👍🏼✊🏼

  • @rosslynstandingwater4994
    @rosslynstandingwater4994 Před 5 lety +3

    I love this segment!🙌🏽🤣🤣

  • @nemesis6015
    @nemesis6015 Před 4 lety +1

    i love their cheerful voices. “ooh, fiction!”

  • @neurofire
    @neurofire Před 5 lety +4

    Consistently brilliant and funny.

  • @ebmccready8973
    @ebmccready8973 Před 5 lety +2

    I love Amber’s top almost as much as I love Jenny’s hair, which is almost as much as I love this segment.

  • @DreamyCassie
    @DreamyCassie Před 5 lety +2

    Karen's eye rolling game is strong!!!

  • @sanoussycisse9206
    @sanoussycisse9206 Před 5 lety +2

    You guys should do segments like this often. Pure comedy 😂

  • @LuisJimenez-fj3ho
    @LuisJimenez-fj3ho Před 5 lety

    Please keep this going. I discovered it just lately and I have been loving it lol big fan!

  • @carolyngrinberg6889
    @carolyngrinberg6889 Před 5 lety

    Wonderful! Do some more of these sketches, please.

  • @anacirullo1
    @anacirullo1 Před 5 lety +4

    THANK GOD IT'S BACK THE BEST SET IN TELEVISION

  • @Maiasgameroom
    @Maiasgameroom Před 5 lety

    The joke about time off was HILARIOUS!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ada-tv7zl
    @Ada-tv7zl Před 5 lety +2

    my favorite segment! these women need more screentime!

  • @BrooklynDaDon1
    @BrooklynDaDon1 Před 5 lety

    I love this segment so much...

  • @larry4601
    @larry4601 Před 5 lety

    This type of segment is the best of Seth's show ! We need more of this

  • @Akennalady
    @Akennalady Před 5 lety

    I love this segment so much!

  • @19stalkern
    @19stalkern Před 5 lety +2

    I’ll never get tired of this

  • @TheRealCantaraBella
    @TheRealCantaraBella Před 5 lety

    How did they all dork out so hard at the end!!!???? 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @torisharpe1241
    @torisharpe1241 Před 5 lety +2

    I like these segments and seeing the writers, definitely works for seth

  • @DizzoMonkey
    @DizzoMonkey Před 5 lety

    This needs to be a weekly segment please.

  • @PaullyMiller
    @PaullyMiller Před 5 lety

    Love this bit so much.

  • @fisherking7798
    @fisherking7798 Před 3 lety +1

    And the Oscar for best eye roll ever goes toooo Karen 😆

  • @DLTA5
    @DLTA5 Před 5 lety

    I love you guys!!! Thank you for the show!!!!!

  • @arizonawildcat
    @arizonawildcat Před 5 lety

    this is my favorite segment from any talk show i hope it never ends

  • @Tsukaiyo
    @Tsukaiyo Před 5 lety

    I LOVE THIS. I don't usually laugh when Seth tells the jokes, but these ladies are AMAZING

  • @deformemvita
    @deformemvita Před 5 lety +1

    It's been a while since I've genuinely laughed at this entire segment. Kudos.

  • @Anzy.99
    @Anzy.99 Před 5 lety

    this is the best bit of the show, i just love it

  • @YumiGoblin
    @YumiGoblin Před 5 lety +1

    I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF THIS xD

  • @Crackalacking_Z
    @Crackalacking_Z Před 5 lety

    My most favourite segment of the show, you guys are killing it

  • @TheKrinkled1
    @TheKrinkled1 Před 5 lety +7

    This needs to be a full hour long show. Someone make this happen.