[M4F] Your Boyfriend Feels Pent-Up After Being Away From You [Genshin Impact Tartaglia NSFW(?)ASMR]

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  • čas přidán 12. 09. 2021
  • Hey girlie, hold still. I've been away all day and all I want right now is you~
    My first Tartaglia audio so please be gentle ;D
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Komentáře • 1,8K

  • @VulpineVoice
    @VulpineVoice  Před 2 lety +2200

    I'm back baby ;D

  • @someone-zp4ji
    @someone-zp4ji Před 2 lety +3296

    Paimon in the edge of the room : *baby,I am not even here, I'm an hallucination*

    • @wiizteria
      @wiizteria Před 2 lety +224

      her poor eyes they must be in pain💧👁👄👁💧

    • @not_your_baran
      @not_your_baran Před 2 lety +90

      @@wiizteria and my poor ears.

    • @iconnique
      @iconnique Před 2 lety +61

      @@not_your_baran Wait… why is qiqi here

    • @keitsukishima7586
      @keitsukishima7586 Před 2 lety +13

      ..Qiqi..JEANNNNN THE CHILD- GET THE FUCKING BLEACH

    • @miata.mellii
      @miata.mellii Před 2 lety +37

      @@not_your_baran HI BESTIE QIQI 😃😄😃

  • @spork676
    @spork676 Před 2 lety +2820

    Childe: “I love your body. Every inch of it-“
    IS PERFECT FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP-

    • @illbehere.2416
      @illbehere.2416 Před 2 lety +41

      ❤︎ʕ •́؈•̀ ₎ʕ •́؈•̀ ₎ʕ •́؈•̀ ₎¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @illbehere.2416
      @illbehere.2416 Před 2 lety +35

      ʕ •́؈•̀ ₎

    • @Uma_-pm5gy
      @Uma_-pm5gy Před 2 lety +60

      @@illbehere.2416 Mr. Zhongli? What are you doing here?

    • @MsAnacary
      @MsAnacary Před 2 lety +20

      🧐

    • @Uma_-pm5gy
      @Uma_-pm5gy Před 2 lety +20

      @@MsAnacary whatcha lookin at🤨

  • @obistore_
    @obistore_ Před 2 lety +3598

    “Where are you girlie” IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD - Childe hater

    • @twinklelambayong3593
      @twinklelambayong3593 Před 2 lety +241

      YOU'RE A CHILDE HATER?!?!

    • @a.t12356
      @a.t12356 Před 2 lety +317

      Wait if you’re a Childe hater then why are you here?- kinda sus-

    • @twinklelambayong3593
      @twinklelambayong3593 Před 2 lety +95

      @@a.t12356 Oh hey Todoroki! And exactly. I love how they are a "childe hater" but is watching a childe asmr video-

    • @kaylathetraveler7894
      @kaylathetraveler7894 Před 2 lety +112

      I'm once a Childe hater until I simp for him in his story quest. Terrible, I know lol. But afterwards, I rolled for him and he came home after 40x pulls. Again, I'm a simp.

    • @obistore_
      @obistore_ Před 2 lety +48

      @@a.t12356 I’m only here because I like vulpines voices lol

  • @user-mz3zi9mx1e
    @user-mz3zi9mx1e Před 2 lety +2244

    "i'm not too bad at dual-wielding" SIRRR LMAO. he would tho 😭

  • @calamitous7387
    @calamitous7387 Před 2 lety +2400

    Casually trades us for a Gnosis.

    • @love.oscura
      @love.oscura Před 2 lety +150

      No you didn't LMAO

    • @calamitous7387
      @calamitous7387 Před 2 lety +154

      @@love.oscura You can't tell me he wouldn't lmao

    • @love.oscura
      @love.oscura Před 2 lety +99

      @@calamitous7387 He would. You just had to point it out lol

    • @calamitous7387
      @calamitous7387 Před 2 lety +48

      @@love.oscura lol. Ngl your name is awesome. I want a fancy kitten. My cat just tries to attack me when I put a hat on it :')

    • @love.oscura
      @love.oscura Před 2 lety +28

      @@calamitous7387 Awwe. Cats with hats are cute! Maybe it just hates hats lol

  • @reddietbh
    @reddietbh Před rokem +191

    “Where are you girly😜” THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I ALMOST WOKE UP MY WHOLE FAMILY TREE.

  • @295amin7
    @295amin7 Před 2 lety +2336

    I can't help but laugh every time I hear "girly". It just makes me think of you saying "buddy" instead and it brings giggles to my stomach. I still find it funny that "girly" was made "buddy" when using Aether instead of Lumine.

    • @aurorapevensie7971
      @aurorapevensie7971 Před 2 lety +140

      He would unironically call us Comrade all the time

    • @uhhsmile1746
      @uhhsmile1746 Před 2 lety +46

      I have aether lol and instead of girlie I hear buddy

    • @raidenshogun5146
      @raidenshogun5146 Před 2 lety +15

      Aww I love your profile is that Rin?

    • @295amin7
      @295amin7 Před 2 lety +6

      @@raidenshogun5146 yes!!!

    • @isatu5305
      @isatu5305 Před 2 lety +10

      @@raidenshogun5146 RAIDEN SHOGU-

  • @LucaLoveU
    @LucaLoveU Před 2 lety +2016

    I let out the most disgusting wheeze the beginning is PURE GOLD 😭

    • @mercrezzy
      @mercrezzy Před 2 lety +43

      PLSJTBSBBR ME TOO😭💔

    • @urmom-xz2vr
      @urmom-xz2vr Před 2 lety +47

      WTF IS UP WITH YALLS STRAWBERRY PFPS

    • @kiranalarasatinugraha2460
      @kiranalarasatinugraha2460 Před 2 lety +36

      Oh my god..... PINK KAEYAAAAAA *LITERALLY SCREAM

    • @mercrezzy
      @mercrezzy Před 2 lety +12

      @@urmom-xz2vr i kin diluc🧍

    • @LucaLoveU
      @LucaLoveU Před 2 lety +22

      @@kiranalarasatinugraha2460 Hey there Shawty **lipbite**

  • @the-wc7xk
    @the-wc7xk Před 2 lety +264

    I SAT HERE CRYING FOR 4 MINS NOW ABOUT THE FACT HOW HE SAID SHAPE OF YOY AND IT REMINDS ME OF HOW MUCH I CALL HIM ED SHEERAN.

  • @neolexia57
    @neolexia57 Před 2 lety +383

    I was waiting for "im in love with the shape of you"

  • @charlooig
    @charlooig Před 2 lety +228

    I HEARD THE FIRST LINE AND SCREAMED "SONIC???????"

  • @yuna-yula6905
    @yuna-yula6905 Před 2 lety +519

    Childe: Girlie
    Me: I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP

    • @thebrokeartist34
      @thebrokeartist34 Před 2 lety +13

      Lmao 🤣 SAME!

    • @lunie4176
      @lunie4176 Před 2 lety +12

      Relatable 😭🤚

    • @illbehere.2416
      @illbehere.2416 Před 2 lety +8

      @@zhongli7012 𝑻𝒐 𝒛𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒘???

    • @aperson9561
      @aperson9561 Před 2 lety +9

      @@zhongli7012 smile for the camera sir 🤨📸

    • @jaeyuniverse21
      @jaeyuniverse21 Před 2 lety +5

      @@zhongli7012 hey childe told me, you're more than daddy to him, you're like grandpa

  • @katrinka9781
    @katrinka9781 Před 2 lety +498

    "Don't I deserve this"
    Me squinting my eyes: aren't you needy today
    "*Mwah* I missed you"
    Me: okay, all forgiven.

  • @tofuuusss
    @tofuuusss Před 2 lety +1372

    •timestamps• (will be edited)
    4:05 light spice (soft talk)
    5:04 weird ass moan thing noise-
    5:20 “no theres that ass ive been waiting to see all day”
    5:38 “hold still”
    6:40 “fuck”
    8:00 this is where the spicy spicy begins

    • @alexaro9
      @alexaro9 Před 2 lety +189

      you're amazing, you will get childe in his rerun

    • @livelee.sukiii
      @livelee.sukiii Před 2 lety +251

      "Weird ass moan thing noise" I'm sorry but that's hilarious

    • @xoookkxo
      @xoookkxo Před 2 lety +71

      MAY GOD BLESS YOU

    • @renatawahyuwibowo8756
      @renatawahyuwibowo8756 Před 2 lety +172

      12:15 really spicy

    • @oak4081
      @oak4081 Před 2 lety +103

      Aha. Who wants to go to therapy with me? 😀👍

  • @fatui.aether
    @fatui.aether Před 2 lety +646

    Okay , imagine that except Childe is talking to a mirror the whole time .
    It made me laugh and It's 3AM don't judge me-

    • @berserker9883
      @berserker9883 Před 2 lety +33

      NO IT MAF RME LAUGH TO

    • @fatui.aether
      @fatui.aether Před 2 lety +13

      @@berserker9883 I'M GLAD I'M NOT ALONE ✨

    • @berserker9883
      @berserker9883 Před 2 lety +7

      @@fatui.aether SORRY FOR MY FAST TYPEING BUT WHAT I MEANT TO DAY ITD OKAY I LAUGHED TO😭😭😭

    • @fatui.aether
      @fatui.aether Před 2 lety +1

      @@berserker9883 That's okay no need to apologize :)
      I perfectly understood what you meant ! ^^

    • @berserker9883
      @berserker9883 Před 2 lety +2

      @@fatui.aether thank you darling a lot of people don’t understand my typeing when I get excited -_-‘

  • @L.o.w.a
    @L.o.w.a Před 2 lety +195

    *CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE TONE.* **chef kiss**

  • @not_crystals
    @not_crystals Před 2 lety +389

    Childe: And let me...
    Me: Do what I do best.
    Childe a few seconds later: Do what I do best.
    Me: *I KNEW IT*

  • @_tainted_rain-681
    @_tainted_rain-681 Před 2 lety +349

    Can we talk about how talented this man is? Xiao Kaeya Diluc Zhongli Childe such a different range for each character and yet he can do them perfectly..
    Also im melting so points for that

  • @lunie4176
    @lunie4176 Před 2 lety +370

    Childe: "Hey girlie~"
    Me: Hey~ 🥰

    • @eva262
      @eva262 Před 2 lety +15

      -Heeeyy
      +Heeeey
      *What.*

    • @laraa-xx
      @laraa-xx Před rokem +1

      HEY GIRLIE HOLD STILL

  • @11jkka
    @11jkka Před 2 lety +504

    I ate this faster then xiao could ever eat his almond tofu

  • @kobayashi7666
    @kobayashi7666 Před 2 lety +191

    *accidently clicks on video*
    Childe: "Where are you girlie"
    Me: "Childe....pls stop 😭🙏"

    • @Stairskisser
      @Stairskisser Před rokem +2

      I ALMOST FUCKING LIKE FELL OFF MY BED WHEN HE SAID THAT

  • @chompchompvt
    @chompchompvt Před 2 lety +960

    YOUR CHILDE VOICE!?!?! YOUR CHILDE VOICE?!??!! YOUR CHILDE V-
    also this was tasty thank u

  • @autumn_kouhai
    @autumn_kouhai Před 2 lety +1077

    man you came back with a BANGER holy shit
    your childe voice is fucking immaculate, it's making me meltttt

  • @Skull-
    @Skull- Před 2 lety +363

    imagine vulpine getting to voice a character in genshin-
    we simps would die 🤭🥰

    • @VulpineVoice
      @VulpineVoice  Před 2 lety +71

      Nothing would make me happier c:

    • @RavenCrowStargirl
      @RavenCrowStargirl Před 2 lety +7

      Now that would be awesome

    • @hailey9479
      @hailey9479 Před 2 lety +5

      @@VulpineVoice hol up now i want to actually see u vouce someone in genshin like fr

    • @allidacinnabun9561
      @allidacinnabun9561 Před 2 lety +4

      Mihoyo hire him already

    • @dej4_vu15
      @dej4_vu15 Před 2 lety +3

      We already died. We’re all zombies now, but instead of wanting brains we’re like “Childe, love me”
      …Don’t ask, it’s like 2am I’m like half asleep rn

  • @_ilost_myshoe_
    @_ilost_myshoe_ Před 2 lety +317

    THE *MOANS* GOT ME. I- I CANNOT

  • @_z7990
    @_z7990 Před 2 lety +123

    Me:
    "..You want fudge brownies?" :D
    "cmon..you couldn't possibly be that clueless could you~?"
    Me:
    You don't want fudge brownies..?
    "No-"
    Me:
    🙅🗣️2👱🎶

  • @Prisoner6253
    @Prisoner6253 Před 2 lety +460

    Me: man I’m bored
    Vulpine: *uploads*
    Me: MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED (tysm vulpine ❤️❤️)

  • @N0stxlgiz
    @N0stxlgiz Před 2 lety +39

    When he says "Where are you girlie" I can't stop imaging just Childe doing a power walk storming into the room lmao

  • @aether7755
    @aether7755 Před 2 lety +711

    Me: *they/them/he* I hate she pronouns or any feminine pronouns for myself
    This: "hey girlie~"
    Me: *dies*

    • @Llennoxx6
      @Llennoxx6 Před 2 lety +46

      i am happy to know I wasn't the only one

    • @HackJax
      @HackJax Před 2 lety +24

      Me an Agender being who uses anything but she/her: I see I’m also not alone as well

    • @k1tsun351
      @k1tsun351 Před 2 lety +6

      Same tho-

    • @aether7755
      @aether7755 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Llennoxx6 you shall never be alone :D

    • @aether7755
      @aether7755 Před 2 lety +2

      @@HackJax fear not

  • @PurifiedWater00
    @PurifiedWater00 Před 2 lety +61

    THE PANTING HAS ME IN PURE SHOCK 😭

  • @k.kittkat__
    @k.kittkat__ Před 2 lety +140

    Childe- “see those little sounds your making”
    Me- WOW! I DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD SEE SOUNDS! Let me guess, you can hear colours too?

  • @aperson9561
    @aperson9561 Před 2 lety +228

    i’d scream in happiness but my aunt and grandma are upstairs
    (my lord, this food is unequivocally focking bussin)

  • @leebeast5
    @leebeast5 Před 2 lety +196

    Bruh how can you have both an amazing Zhongli AND Childe impression??! Vulpine you legit have an amazing voice

    • @Lostember26
      @Lostember26 Před rokem +4

      He could do a child x zhongli asmr with himself

  • @Xana_09
    @Xana_09 Před 2 lety +89

    Got me blushing real hard
    Kinda regret not pulling for him
    I think I need to be careful of what I listen to when my mom is near me
    I ALMOST GOT CAUGHT😭

    • @mrflaps101
      @mrflaps101 Před 2 lety +11

      Bro be careful especially if it mom is Asian

    • @B0red_Fr0gz
      @B0red_Fr0gz Před rokem

      @@mrflaps101 or if it's an aggressively Christian mom lol

  • @lilygarcia9653
    @lilygarcia9653 Před 2 lety +65

    “now where are you girly”
    I LAUGHED SO HARD

  • @RPCs4everXP
    @RPCs4everXP Před 2 lety +68

    I wasn't expecting tartaglia content, but this simp sure as hell ain't complaining 😳😳😳💙

  • @nicoletine750
    @nicoletine750 Před 2 lety +59

    i cant believe i actually fought electro hypostasis while listening to this-

  • @Kaya__.
    @Kaya__. Před 2 lety +38

    “Does that feel good babe”
    **starts coughing loudly**

  • @knox5334
    @knox5334 Před 2 lety +79

    falling, screaming, *creaming* , crying on my floor. this is literally the best thing to be brought into man kind

    • @qtkiraa
      @qtkiraa Před rokem +1

      same😃😃😃

  • @danidkg4071
    @danidkg4071 Před 2 lety +32

    childe saying “where are you girlie” has the same energy as “BELLA where the hell have you been LOCA”

  • @jurielyn9644
    @jurielyn9644 Před 2 lety +326

    The club isn't the best place to find a lover
    So the bar is where I go
    Me and my friends at the table doing shots
    Drinking fast and then we talk slow
    And you come over and start up a conversation with just me
    And trust me I'll give it a chance now
    Take my hand, stop, put Van the Man on the jukebox
    And then we start to dance, and now I'm singing like
    Girl, you know I want your love
    Your love was handmade for somebody like me
    Come on now, follow my lead
    I may be crazy, don't mind me
    Say, boy, let's not talk too much
    Grab on my waist and put that body on me
    Come on now, follow my lead
    Come, come on now, follow my lead
    I'm in love with the shape of you
    We push and pull like a magnet do
    Although my heart is falling too
    I'm in love with your body
    And last night you were in my room
    And now my bedsheets smell like you
    Every day discovering something brand new
    I'm in love with your body
    Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
    I'm in love with your body
    Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
    I'm in love with your body
    Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
    I'm in love with your body
    Every day discovering something brand new
    I'm in love with the shape of you
    One week in we let the story begin
    We're going out on our first date
    You and me are thrifty, so go all you can eat
    Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate
    We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour
    And how your family is doing okay
    Leave and get in a taxi, then kiss in the backseat
    Tell the driver make the radio play, and I'm singing like
    Girl, you know I want your love
    Your love was handmade for somebody like me
    Come on now, follow my lead
    I may be crazy, don't mind me
    Say, boy, let's not talk too much
    Grab on my waist and put that body on me
    Come on now, follow my lead
    Come, come on now, follow my lead
    I'm in love with the shape of you
    We push and pull like a magnet do
    Although my heart is falling too
    I'm in love with your body
    And last night you were in my room
    And now my bedsheets smell like you
    Every day discovering something brand new
    I'm in love with your body
    Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
    I'm in love with your body
    Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
    I'm in love with your body
    Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
    I'm in love with your body
    Every day discovering something brand new
    I'm in love with the shape of you
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    I'm in love with the shape of you
    We push and pull like a magnet do
    Although my heart is falling too
    I'm in love with your body
    Last night you were in my room
    And now my bedsheets smell like you
    Every day discovering something brand new
    I'm in love with your body
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    I'm in love with your body
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    I'm in love with your body
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    I'm in love with your body
    Every day discovering something brand new
    I'm inlove with your body

  • @kyumiya3236
    @kyumiya3236 Před 2 lety +72

    ''y'know exactly what I want girlie'' AAAAAAA SUCH VOICE I LOVE IT SO MUCH

  • @diluctheabyssmage
    @diluctheabyssmage Před 2 lety +2070

    This is extra.
    Submissive and breedable.

    • @starz4gianna
      @starz4gianna Před 2 lety +41

      BAHAHAHAHSHAH

    • @xiao3602
      @xiao3602 Před 2 lety +83

      That Username and Profile picture scares me..

    • @diluctheabyssmage
      @diluctheabyssmage Před 2 lety +37

      @@xiao3602 I'm sorry, if it really is so scary I'll change it

    • @xiao3602
      @xiao3602 Před 2 lety +51

      @Diluc The Abyss Mage DONT CHANGE IT- ITS FUNNY BUT TERRIFYING

    • @diluctheabyssmage
      @diluctheabyssmage Před 2 lety +26

      @@xiao3602I will not change it then

  • @lumiie
    @lumiie Před 2 lety +188

    I always shiver when he says "Fuck" THE HEELLLLL

    • @CarlosVargas-zm4sk
      @CarlosVargas-zm4sk Před 2 lety +3

      Kleee????!!!!??!? wariu tuend ???? !!!!

    • @lumiie
      @lumiie Před 2 lety +3

      @@CarlosVargas-zm4sk don't tell jean-

    • @niko_chan8072
      @niko_chan8072 Před 2 lety +2

      @@lumiie :Jean:.....

    • @isatu5305
      @isatu5305 Před 2 lety +2

      @@lumiie Klee.. 😰😟

    • @lumiie
      @lumiie Před 2 lety +3

      @@okay7061 I'm just looking for the bombs that Jean hid...yeah

  • @elizabeth-xb9wo
    @elizabeth-xb9wo Před 2 lety +51

    the fact girlie is in like every sentence sends me
    ty for this Vulpine 🙏

  • @elysiasfr
    @elysiasfr Před 2 lety +65

    I WAS SEARCHING FOR A SONG THEN THIS FREAKING SHOWED UP THIS WAS TEN TIMES BETTER THEN A SONG

  • @una9906
    @una9906 Před 2 lety +174

    it’s cool if you don’t want to, but i’d love to hear more of your signing!! i think your voice could suit a lot of Mitski songs :D

    • @VulpineVoice
      @VulpineVoice  Před 2 lety +59

      🥺👉👈

    • @leebeast5
      @leebeast5 Před 2 lety +11

      @@VulpineVoice I agree, you really do have an amazing singing voice!

    • @una9906
      @una9906 Před 2 lety +6

      @carinyaa yes!! i was thinking about it and i’d love a cover of “because dreaming costs money, my dear” or “last words of a shooting star”

    • @RavenCrowStargirl
      @RavenCrowStargirl Před 2 lety +1

      Aww vulpine is being shy

  • @eirine9599
    @eirine9599 Před rokem +19

    Childe:"You look cozy"
    My brain:"She looks kind....SHE PROBABLY GIVES YOU BUTTERFLIESSSSS"

  • @user-ix8uq3yd9f
    @user-ix8uq3yd9f Před 2 lety +242

    Me just sitting here hearing him moan: 😳👉 “t-the rooms that way s-sir..”

  • @xphenylalaninex
    @xphenylalaninex Před 2 lety +44

    i'm obsessed with the way vulpine laughs and how he kisses :((((

  • @FL4M3BR3ATH1NG
    @FL4M3BR3ATH1NG Před 2 lety +224

    I like how dedicated you are to making these. Hope MiHoYo doesn't see these, If they do, then our fandom is f***ed.

    • @bun.bunzzi
      @bun.bunzzi Před 2 lety

      Aren't you supposed to be a donu- dead

    • @Marilynn_1275
      @Marilynn_1275 Před 2 lety +10

      Yep-

    • @FL4M3BR3ATH1NG
      @FL4M3BR3ATH1NG Před 2 lety +15

      Idk why I’m even here I found the wrong fandom and now I like men 👜👝👗👝👜🚂🚑🚒🏎🇻🇬🇦🇫🇧🇫🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

    • @hutao6270
      @hutao6270 Před rokem +8

      Fax- wait....RENGOKU?

    • @FL4M3BR3ATH1NG
      @FL4M3BR3ATH1NG Před rokem +2

      @@hutao6270 hello why do you have a crush on Childe didn't he try to destroy liyue

  • @highlightertwinklover9959
    @highlightertwinklover9959 Před 2 lety +31

    bro this aint fruity THIS THE WHOLE EDEN'S GARDEN

  • @bungeegumhasthepropertysof3562

    "Ill go nice and slow for bolth of us"
    "Don't stop making those cute little noises if you do I'll be forced to go a little bit faster"
    "I'm sorry I can't help but speed up a little bit" (heavy breathing )
    "We'll time it together I'm so pent up"
    "Oh God i made a mess oh so did you"
    My stomach:(butterflies )
    I think I just uno reversed my gay hand ○-○

  • @leii5589
    @leii5589 Před 2 lety +83

    "are you staying warm enough"
    me who lives in a hot place: very.

  • @polaraxity1759
    @polaraxity1759 Před 2 lety +79

    I was abt to go to bed then got this notification-
    Childe is more important then sleep ❤️

  • @avwnturineofstratagems
    @avwnturineofstratagems Před 2 lety +861

    Yesterday I literally went:
    "I think Vulpine will do Childe one day."
    I called it.
    Also, will you ever make a sleep aid of him? 👀

    • @Mina-og4fl
      @Mina-og4fl Před 2 lety +20

      Same :))

    • @VulpineVoice
      @VulpineVoice  Před 2 lety +145

      You already know it's on my long list of videos to do xD

    • @Mina-og4fl
      @Mina-og4fl Před 2 lety +9

      @@VulpineVoice but it worth this time I think :)(

    • @avwnturineofstratagems
      @avwnturineofstratagems Před 2 lety +7

      @@VulpineVoice Aye! can't wait man!! Your videos are always comforting and brighten up my day. Don't forget to take a break though!

    • @pinkpuppyreal4153
      @pinkpuppyreal4153 Před 2 lety +3

      @✨That one weirdo✨ _sus_

  • @misscollette2545
    @misscollette2545 Před 2 lety +133

    My heart wasn’t ready. 😭
    But I’m not at all disappointed. ❤️

  • @k1yamaskaiser
    @k1yamaskaiser Před 2 lety +63

    A CHILDE AUDIO ⁉️ THIS IS TOO MUCH OF A BLESSING 😭

  • @Akira_samaa
    @Akira_samaa Před 2 lety +16

    Childe doing his own shit: 😀✌
    My mind: tar-tar taglia-

  • @roxie8661
    @roxie8661 Před 2 lety +28

    I wasn’t wearing headphones and my dad walked in help-

  • @the-wc7xk
    @the-wc7xk Před 2 lety +19

    STOPP I STARTED CRYING AT THE WORD " babe " I CANT BREATHHEEEEE

  • @tartanplz
    @tartanplz Před 2 lety +31

    This is my favourite so far, you're great at keeping with Childes character. I love that he's caring and considerate of the listener while still being so passionate, honestly makes it even sexier

  • @katepooley8625
    @katepooley8625 Před 2 lety +44

    Imagine your future children finding this 😳

  • @hailey9479
    @hailey9479 Před 2 lety +6

    "Im not too bad at dual weilding"
    AYO WHATTT💀

  • @arinekochan
    @arinekochan Před 2 lety +572

    When you hearing this in the morning and you're burning up and have a red face
    My siblings: Why's your face red?
    Me: *I'm hearing something unholy and I need my holy book-*
    Tysm Vulpine! Love your channel

    • @Kisk_K10
      @Kisk_K10 Před 2 lety +12

      this is why my room is always dark

  • @ventitheworkeratmcdonalds3030

    the kokomi banner is now gone NOW ITS CHILDE'S TURN (but he's banner isn't up yet)
    GOOD LUCK TO ALL THE PEOPLE PULLING FOR CHILDE !!!

  • @erzatenrou1791
    @erzatenrou1791 Před 2 lety +17

    Listen I refuse to believe that the last kiss was anything but him kissing our forehead
    I DON'T MAKE THE RULES BUT THEMS THE FACTS

  • @foodofthegods
    @foodofthegods Před 11 měsíci +5

    Battery is currently at 69%.
    Perfect.

  • @mika6770
    @mika6770 Před 2 lety +13

    SORRY IM DYING OF LAUGHTER BC OF THE “Girlie” & “Hold still!”
    HELPME I CANT BREATHE

  • @Sophie-qy4cm
    @Sophie-qy4cm Před 2 lety +47

    I even don't like Childe, and the fact he might get a rerun, I had fun playing him in his story quest and events tbh ngl

  • @paimon2813
    @paimon2813 Před 2 lety +9

    Im not even here im just hallucination

    • @diamondbee8611
      @diamondbee8611 Před 2 lety +3

      girl get out of here you have no need to be here Im just dancing with himm

  • @str4wwy111
    @str4wwy111 Před 2 lety +19

    CALL HIM ED SHEERAN HE IN LOVE WITH MY BODY

  • @scaraboobsyum
    @scaraboobsyum Před 2 lety +9

    "where are you girlie"
    *PROCEEDS TO THROW COMPUTER OUT OF MY WINDOW*

  • @juuzoism
    @juuzoism Před 2 lety +36

    CHILDEEEE AWOOGA BOOBOG 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
    also your childe voice is absolutely - 😩‼️ I LOVE IT

  • @RougeSprout
    @RougeSprout Před rokem +11

    Showed this to my friend. She’s rolling in the floor screaming into a pillow while I sit on the couch

  • @FriskyFrisk09
    @FriskyFrisk09 Před rokem +4

    "where are you girlie" bro got me screaming

  • @angelicalmao_
    @angelicalmao_ Před rokem +5

    “you look comfy” HOW DID TOU KNOW I WAS LAYING DOWN BEING COMFY AND IN BED?????!!!!!!😰😰

  • @l0veyvas477
    @l0veyvas477 Před 2 lety +14

    I forgot how to breathe and my mind is like *he is just climbing right!?* WHY….

  • @mintielive_4572
    @mintielive_4572 Před 2 lety +5

    HELP THE GIRLY AT THE BEGINNING I CANT
    edit : i am more than half way into the video and my whole perspective has changed i am on my knees down back goodbye

  • @koi9547
    @koi9547 Před 2 lety +30

    this just leaves me with the question
    *🔪were ❤️ we 😀 the 🌈 cat 🐈 that ✨ really 💕 was 💅 gone? 🤪*
    ...
    ?

  • @kirii.delight
    @kirii.delight Před rokem +9

    childe: "there's not a single person in this world that can make you feel the way i make you feel"
    zhongli, diluc, alhaitham, kaveh, xiao and cyno:

  • @allykim2330
    @allykim2330 Před 2 lety +51

    Good job comrade! :DDD
    Edit: Your Childe voice is so good that I ascended to Celestia--

  • @d4rl1ng.exe.
    @d4rl1ng.exe. Před 2 lety +76

    This has to be one of my fave vulpine audios now.

  • @BunnyAftrDark
    @BunnyAftrDark Před 2 lety +44

    I swear to Barbatos this is the best thing I've heard all day.
    Wait a minute....

    • @kiko955
      @kiko955 Před 2 lety +2

      Venti, why are you here? I didn’t know you were a Tartaglia simp? Smile for the camera please. 😎📸

    • @rosieisblooming
      @rosieisblooming Před 2 lety +2

      Smile for the camera please.😎📸 (2)

    • @BunnyAftrDark
      @BunnyAftrDark Před 2 lety

      WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN-

    • @BunnyAftrDark
      @BunnyAftrDark Před 2 lety +1

      Ya know what, how about we ignore this whole... encounter and just annoy Diluc instead? 😅

    • @kiko955
      @kiko955 Před 2 lety +1

      @@BunnyAftrDark Hmmmmm… Nah Ima tell Zhongli you were with his boyfriend. Good luck you’ll need it.

  • @spong617
    @spong617 Před 2 lety +55

    The first part had me smiling so harddd then the not so sfw part came on and I was like 😳🧎//your Childe voice is so good vulpine!

  • @wompwomp6546
    @wompwomp6546 Před 2 lety +16

    Me: boy
    Childe: “girlie”
    Me : 🧍‍♀️

  • @mistylolzz2720
    @mistylolzz2720 Před 2 lety +16

    As soon as he mentioned whimpers I almost fell off my bed

  • @boopbeep2359
    @boopbeep2359 Před 2 lety +22

    The voice- it’s too good-

  • @hi-zj7db
    @hi-zj7db Před 2 lety +7

    HELP THE "mwah"(s) MADE ME SMILE AND WHEEZING IN 2AM 💀😭

  • @averagesocialreject
    @averagesocialreject Před 2 lety +13

    the first part is giving very much “where the hell have you been loca” energy

  • @gluddala1488
    @gluddala1488 Před rokem +6

    Childe: "I love your body"
    Me: "IM INLOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU-"

  • @silvia6217
    @silvia6217 Před 2 lety +11

    OMG I CREAMED- I MEAN SCREAMED😩😩

  • @marianasantana8472
    @marianasantana8472 Před 2 lety +76

    MAN HOW TF U CAN MAKE SO MANY DIFFERENT VOICES???
    ♥️♥️♥️ ur amazing foxman

  • @Gyuviniezz
    @Gyuviniezz Před 2 lety +17

    I SERIOUSLY GOT BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH HOLY SHIT-

  • @MissingMalachi
    @MissingMalachi Před 2 lety +15

    The girlie right off the bat omg 😭😭😭 I love this man ty so much Vulpine
    Edit 10/14/2021: Just pulled Childe and am now watching this again as a celebration. Welcome home my love

  • @thenaobigbonk
    @thenaobigbonk Před 2 lety +27

    Omg you have no idea of how happy it made me to listen to this wonderful audio, I've been so content-deprived regarding spicy Childe asmr ;; You answered my prayers, thank you so so much, you are amazing !

  • @kn1v3d
    @kn1v3d Před rokem +4

    Someone: How many times have you come back to this video since it's been posted?
    Me: Y E S

  • @jessicareinhard2540
    @jessicareinhard2540 Před 2 lety +25

    "good Girl" i- i will dream about this

  • @zenni9830
    @zenni9830 Před 2 lety +9

    12:36 I'm a good girl 👉👈
    13:20 - 13:31 Dies peacefully & slowly 😌
    13:59 No words needed