Thomas: Hey, Percy, remember that one time I liked you? Percy: Um...... no, I, uh... I can't say I do. Thomas: Good, 'cause it NEVER HAPPENED!!!! (puffs off laughing) Percy: .......................................what
Thomas: “Diesels are oily, nasty and dirty.” Boco: (clear throat) “I’ve beg your pardoned?” (Boco glared Thomas crossly, with Mavis, Diesel, Bear, Salty, Paxton, Sidney, Norman, Den and Dart.) Thomas: “…oh.’
He’s a really racist engine, you know- Thomas: WAIT WAIT WAIT, How many times do I need to tell you? I AIN’T RACIST! Percy: but you Are, Thomas! Thomas: NONONO- He stops to think Thomas:Yea you’re right, Percy.
Thomas: Hi Percy, wanna punch an orphan? Percy: Why would i want to do that Thomas? Thomas: Why? What will they do? Tell their parents? HAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
Thomas: Hey, Edward! Edward: Yes Thomas? Thomas: What’s the word for when your hands are bisexual? [Edward stares at Thomas confused.] Edward: Do you mean ambidextrous?
Thomas: I think that My show, Fireman sam, Shaun the sheep and other kids shows are the best kids shows of the world. Percy: What about Bluey. Thomas: Aaaaaaahhhhhhaahhhhhh
Thomas: Henry what are you doing? Henry: Crack! Thomas: Where the fuck did you get that shit because I want that crack. I am the star of the fucking show! Henry: Thomas…. Edward is the star of the show in the RWS Series… so…. Edward: Give me the crack!
Duncan: Welcome to Duncan Donuts, can I take your order? Thomas: oh hi I'm Thomas. Duncan: Thomas, I know your name. Just what do you want? Thomas: well I'm a lawyer now and Dunkin Donuts is suing you for 1 million bucks Duncan: I now realised that we are closed, bye.
Henry:What a beautiful day in the forest Thomas:I CUT DOWN YOUR TREES!?!?! Henry:*snaps* Thomas:(puffs off laughing crazy) Henry:*chasing thomas* Thomas:*uno reverse and cuts up Henry to pieces*
Here’s something wacky for thommo “Sometimes Percy, the true concept on mankind is contorted and mangled beyond public recognition to the point where we reach a standstill in the space time continuum, you know?” “Thomas what the fu-“
Henry: You dont understand what I suffer. Thomas: Nonsense! Your too fat, you need exercise! But, i have just the thing that can help! The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start!
Thomas speeding with the jet engine THIS IS MORE INTENSE THAN THE TIME I FORGOT HOW TO PULL A TRAIN! He keeps buffering up to the train and pulling away with out the train
The Fat controller "28 FUEL TANKERS EXPLODED! 54 DEATHS AT THE STATION! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOUR SELF THOMAS?!" Thomas: "look...i had a funny bit planned ok?"
thomas : uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh william wernt you supposed to shunt gordon's train? william no where to be seen thomas : oh yeah he has been loaned...
Thomas: THE LAST THING I NEED ARE NEW ENGINES *ryan and stanley show up* Ryan and Stanley: Hello We a- *thomas pushes them into the water* Thomas: DIE NOW Thomas: Hey Edward, can I see the episode cranky bugs where cranky dies? *thomas and edward see cranky fall in real life* Edward: You can see it in live action! *thomas in silence* Thomas: I PREDICTED THE FUTURE Thomas: DID YOU KNOW THAT THOMAS AND FRIENDS IS NOT THE ORIGINAL TITLE FOR THE SHOW? Thomas: It’s Actually Thomas And Friends Making Tracks To Great Destinations Percy: No that’s wrong, you know honestly, I don’t think you are a trustworthy reliable source Thomas: BUGGER OFF
Thomas: Hey henry Henry: what? Thomas: What is AEG? Henry: *RUNAWAY* Thomas: WAIT HENRY! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT AEG MEAN!! *henry proceed to crash on tar tanker* Henry: DONT YOU DARE DO IT THOMAS- Thomas: *turn into AEG* Henry: NO- NO- THOMAS- WAIT- *as AEG pull back henry* Henry: JAMES HELP ME- JAMESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! James (at the front) : henry- what... The.... F*** Other one if that was too long: Thomas: Gordon? What is down? Gordon: is opposite of up Thomas: *proceed to down the mine*
What if there's something where Thomas drops off pipes at that the smelters, then sees the molten pit and starts puffing very close towards it then puffs away and laughs. Then he'll do it a second time, but say "oh shit!" And fall in (Mb if that's a bad idea 😅)
(Thomas) Hey Oliver how was the scrapyard? (Oliver) Thomas listen here I have killed beings on this island before first it was S.C Ruffy now its going to be you. (Thomas) well shi-
Thomas: Who the fuck came up with the idea of showing your work in math class?! It didn't fucking matter how you get the answer, it only matters of you get the right fucking answer!!
Thomas: “RIP Timothy you were the best brother ever” Percy: “Thomas please go back to your branchline and do your job” Thomas: “FUCK OFF PERCY IM TRYING TO HAVE A FUNERAL FOR MY BROTHER!” Timothy: “Damn”
If i Heart your comment it means there is a high change ill use it
Oh cool
Noice!
Ok
Thomas: Man oh man I did the deed with all the lady engines in the shed last night hahahaha
Everyone else: pervert!!
My coment didnt have a heart :(
"Thomas?"
"What, Percy?"
"Where do we go when we die?"
"..."
"Thomas?"
"New Orleans"
0:34 LOOK GARY, THERE I AM!
OH NOOOOOOO
Thomas: And that's how I got the jobi logs back and saved everyone's assess.
Percy: Thomas. This is an ice cream factory..
Thomas kills Stanley saying “TOUCH ME OR MY FRIENDS AGAIN AND I WILL MAKE YOU TOUCH HEAVEN”
bro got that from me
@@Bacon-star wut
Thomas: Let’s go to the pub! Because I’m British *manic laughter*
*Thomas rolls in*
Duke: smudger, i know you want to transfer and go to that other railway
Thomas: OH FOR F#CK SAKE NOT THIS AGAIN!!
Thomas: The past tense of sheep is shoop
Henry: Not this shit again..
Thomas: Hey, Percy, remember that one time I liked you?
Percy: Um...... no, I, uh... I can't say I do.
Thomas: Good, 'cause it NEVER HAPPENED!!!! (puffs off laughing)
Percy: .......................................what
Thomas: HAHAHA GORDON HAVE YOUR EXPRESS COACHS!
Gordon: GET YOUR @$$ BACK HERE THOMAS!
“Screw you Henry I’m breaking in and no one’s telling me otherwise… ADIOS MOTHER F-“
*_Famous last words_*
Edward: WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO!!!
Thomas: I derailed
Edward: Yes I can see that, but how???
Thomas: I haven’t the faintest F***ing clue
XD
wow infamous TTOS speech XD
"Im fast as f**k boi!"
The fitness gram pacer test.
Thomas: But turbine startups don't always go smoothly...
D261: (just play the overused fart sfx or something idk)
'Hey uhhhhhh, i "accidentally" burned the sheds down'
-Thomas
Thomas: "NO GORDON, DON'T TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE!!!
*Turns into Thomas Plushie*
Thomas: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
James:DUCK!
Thomas:What?
*duck rams into Thomas and derails*
best 2am thought ever
Thomas: why would I stop being racist towards you, Diesel? I’m the main character... and your a diesel.
Thomas: “Diesels are oily, nasty and dirty.”
Boco: (clear throat)
“I’ve beg your pardoned?”
(Boco glared Thomas crossly, with Mavis, Diesel, Bear, Salty, Paxton, Sidney, Norman, Den and Dart.)
Thomas: “…oh.’
Thomas pushes James of the viaduct
Gordon: WHO JUST SPEND 8000 DOLLARS ON MY CREDIT CARD ?
Thomas: uh Gordon I'm a material eng-
Gordon: GET OUT OF MY SHEDDDD!!!!
He’s a really racist engine, you know-
Thomas: WAIT WAIT WAIT, How many times do I need to tell you? I AIN’T RACIST!
Percy: but you Are, Thomas!
Thomas: NONONO-
He stops to think
Thomas:Yea you’re right, Percy.
Thomas: IT IS SO HOT IN THIS DAMN ROOM ***sees diesel 10*** IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER AAAAAAAAA
James: let’s do a part three!
Thomas: UH F#CK NO
I meant f#ck
James: I'm cooooooool
Thomas: JAMES YOU ARE A FUCKIN RED BLOB
Thomas: Hi Percy, wanna punch an orphan?
Percy: Why would i want to do that Thomas?
Thomas: Why? What will they do? Tell their parents? HAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
Thomas should say: alright, hopopop
Thomas: I JUST SHAT ON THE MOON AND NOW ITS HEADING RIGHT DOWN ONTO ALFRED
Thomas: LEAVE NOW OR I'll MAKE YOU LEAVE LIFE
Thomas: Hey, Edward!
Edward: Yes Thomas?
Thomas: What’s the word for when your hands are bisexual?
[Edward stares at Thomas confused.]
Edward: Do you mean ambidextrous?
Thomas insults Gordon after he gets into an accident
Thomas: James are you good at math? James:somewhat. Thomas: how many radioactive waste tankers do I need to end you? James: whaaaaaaa
Thomas: I think that My show, Fireman sam, Shaun the sheep and other kids shows are the best kids shows of the world.
Percy: What about Bluey.
Thomas: Aaaaaaahhhhhhaahhhhhh
Alfred: No. YOU’RE NOT END LIKE THIS!
Thomas: YOU. ARE. ELIMINATED!!
Thomas: hello Gordon, playing tank engines? Take my advice, SCRAP YOURSELF!
Gordon: *dies*
Thomas:die duck
Duck :uno reverse
Thomas:noooo
James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!
Thomas: I want waffle fries!
Thomas gets canceled on Twitter for casual diesel racism
Thomas: why do they say you have to work harder but sometimes they say you have to work smarter
thomas: you are a little tank engine
percy: you too
thomas: AM NOT!
Thomas: Henry what are you doing?
Henry: Crack!
Thomas: Where the fuck did you get that shit because I want that crack. I am the star of the fucking show!
Henry: Thomas…. Edward is the star of the show in the RWS Series… so….
Edward: Give me the crack!
Duncan: Welcome to Duncan Donuts, can I take your order?
Thomas: oh hi I'm Thomas.
Duncan: Thomas, I know your name. Just what do you want?
Thomas: well I'm a lawyer now and Dunkin Donuts is suing you for 1 million bucks
Duncan: I now realised that we are closed, bye.
Thomas: Ah, Boys Will Be Boys.
*Literal Chaos*
Edward: Did You Do This?
James: Thomas what do you do in your spare time
Thomas: burn them
James: burn what
Thomas: them
ONCE AN ENGINE ATTACHED TO A TRAIN WAS AFRAID OF A FEW DROPS OF RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIN
Thomas:Henry why are you so lazy?
James: what a lovely day
Thomas: FUCK OFF JAMES
James: **intense crying**
James: Blue condement
Thomas: I do not use them
James: You don't?
Thomas:And neither did your mother.
Thomas stabs Terence as revenge
Actually make Thomas shoot a mini gun at Terence as revenge
Umm hi nwr..
@@Harbour_master hi who are you
@@NorthWesternBlueK2 fine ty how ru
Henry:What a beautiful day in the forest
Thomas:I CUT DOWN YOUR TREES!?!?!
Henry:*snaps*
Thomas:(puffs off laughing crazy)
Henry:*chasing thomas*
Thomas:*uno reverse and cuts up Henry to pieces*
0:39 No way I broke into bros house to ask for part 2 🤣
Same!
Thomas: Jinty, I kidnapped Pug
Jinty: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOUR SERIOUS-
Pug: *muffled screaming intensifies*
(Thomas): James, have you seen Percy? (James): … (Thomas): James, where. is. Percy? (James): … (Thomas): WHERE IS PERCY!? (James): … (Thomas): JA-
Thomas: Hahaha I could careless the stupid danger sign
Gordon: bro is so dumb at this point 😅
Thomas: *screams* ahhhhhhh make way for lads *hits into Percy*
Percy: Thomas, what ... was ...
THAT ABOUT. YOU PIECE OF SCRAP
Here’s something wacky for thommo
“Sometimes Percy, the true concept on mankind is contorted and mangled beyond public recognition to the point where we reach a standstill in the space time continuum, you know?”
“Thomas what the fu-“
Henry: You dont understand what I suffer.
Thomas: Nonsense! Your too fat, you need exercise! But, i have just the thing that can help!
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start!
Welcome to the rabbit hole that is "saying a lot of things as ---"
Thomas: This is a bucket
James: dear god
Thomas: theirs more
James: No 🫨
Thomas makes Duck go in the rollercoaster in Ulfstead Mines
Thomas speeding with the jet engine
THIS IS MORE INTENSE THAN THE TIME I FORGOT HOW TO PULL A TRAIN!
He keeps buffering up to the train and pulling away with out the train
Thomas: STANDARD GAUGE IS BETTER THAN YOU NARROW GAUGE INFERIORS!
No
is that like the Train Version of making Fun of Midgets?
@@PocketRocket56025 It is.
One of my friends made it up-
The Fat controller "28 FUEL TANKERS EXPLODED! 54 DEATHS AT THE STATION! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOUR SELF THOMAS?!"
Thomas: "look...i had a funny bit planned ok?"
Thomas: Thanks for being a dumb as percy
Percy: oooooh butterfly oh hi thomas
Thomas: pulls out a gun and shows his IP address and says run NOW!
Thomas: Danger ahead? I sure hope it does-
*Thomas falls into the mine*
Or:
“Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does.”
*Scene of Thomas’s Aftermath of Bye George’s Crash*
Something Thomas should say:
"Cinders and Ashes, I can't find who asked!"
Annie: oh my god thomas slow down!
Thomas: why
Annie: there’s a weight limit
Thomas: DO I LOOK 200 TON TO YOU!?
thomas : uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh william wernt you supposed to shunt gordon's train?
william no where to be seen
thomas : oh yeah he has been loaned...
Thomas: JAMES IF YOU EVEN DARE TOUCH MY LINE I WILL TURN YOU INTO A BEE
MY COMMENT MADE IT IN THE VIDEO!!!! Thank you so much!!!
MINE DID AS WELL!!!
@@Kyletheredtankengine13WE BOTH MADE IT!!!!!
@@AustinGallagher-ze8ql YEAAAHHHH!!!!!!
@@Kyletheredtankengine13 me too!!
@@JackIGuessIDK That's awesome!
I know it’s kind of late but…
Thomas: No girls want to date me. Isn’t there anyone on this island who likes men?
James: *Grins*
Thomas: NEVER MIND.
Thomas: THE LAST THING I NEED ARE NEW ENGINES
*ryan and stanley show up*
Ryan and Stanley: Hello We a-
*thomas pushes them into the water*
Thomas: DIE NOW
Thomas: Hey Edward, can I see the episode cranky bugs where cranky dies?
*thomas and edward see cranky fall in real life*
Edward: You can see it in live action!
*thomas in silence*
Thomas: I PREDICTED THE FUTURE
Thomas: DID YOU KNOW THAT THOMAS AND FRIENDS IS NOT THE ORIGINAL TITLE FOR THE SHOW?
Thomas: It’s Actually Thomas And Friends Making Tracks To Great Destinations
Percy: No that’s wrong, you know honestly, I don’t think you are a trustworthy reliable source
Thomas: BUGGER OFF
Thomas: I just set the station on fire
Percy: Thomas why the F@uck would you do that
Thomas:arson
Percy: Thomas what are you watching, Thomas: all the times you almost died, Percy then pushes thomas into tnt
"PERCY, WE NEED TO COOK"
thomas flies into the center of the universe
Thomas: heyyy, look at my new coaches.
Percy: proceeds to crash into them
Thomas: why the fuck did you do that!!!
"Hey duck! Did you know that i leaked your onlyfa-"
*duck throughs thomas of a bridge*
Thomas:I Have Brain Damage
I AM THE SHADOW YOU HAVE CAST UPON YOURSELVES AND TO MY DARKNESS THERE WILL BE NO END! - Thomas The Tank Engine, 2024.
James:hey thomas
Thomas:what
James:i stole ur coachs
Thomas:(pulls out gun) someone is going to die
James:wait thomas it was a j joke noooo
Thomas: I was only going 20 over the speed limit.
Percy: Thomas, you ran over a child!
Thomas: Oh, fuck me, is that what that was?
𝐖𝐀𝐓
Thomas kills bill and Ben with 5 fuel tankers
Thomas: Hey henry
Henry: what?
Thomas: What is AEG?
Henry: *RUNAWAY*
Thomas: WAIT HENRY! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT AEG MEAN!!
*henry proceed to crash on tar tanker*
Henry: DONT YOU DARE DO IT THOMAS-
Thomas: *turn into AEG*
Henry: NO- NO- THOMAS- WAIT-
*as AEG pull back henry*
Henry: JAMES HELP ME- JAMESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
James (at the front) : henry- what... The.... F***
Other one if that was too long:
Thomas: Gordon? What is down?
Gordon: is opposite of up
Thomas: *proceed to down the mine*
They're 2 they're 4 they're 6 they're 8, shunting trucks and hauling frieght
What if there's something where Thomas drops off pipes at that the smelters, then sees the molten pit and starts puffing very close towards it then puffs away and laughs. Then he'll do it a second time, but say "oh shit!" And fall in
(Mb if that's a bad idea 😅)
(Thomas) Hey Oliver how was the scrapyard?
(Oliver) Thomas listen here I have killed beings on this island before first it was S.C Ruffy now its going to be you.
(Thomas) well shi-
Thomas: Hey Diesel 10! Did You Know?
Diesel 10: Did I know what?
Thomas: That You're Completely Useless and Have No Reason To Exist!
Thomas: Ryan i swear if you touch my coaches im gonna attack you. Ryan: (steals his coaches) Thomas (attacks)
Thomas: Who the fuck came up with the idea of showing your work in math class?! It didn't fucking matter how you get the answer, it only matters of you get the right fucking answer!!
Thomas: “RIP Timothy you were the best brother ever”
Percy: “Thomas please go back to your branchline and do your job”
Thomas: “FUCK OFF PERCY IM TRYING TO HAVE A FUNERAL FOR MY BROTHER!”
Timothy: “Damn”
henry; no one understands how much i suffer
thomas; henry stop you have cancer
Thomas: Henry......ur fat
Henry: what? 😢
Thomas: ye........ Ur fat
Gordan: Thomas u can just call someone fat
Thomas: oh hello fat face
Thomas: When life gives you lemons (zooms closer to his face) you eat them (dies)
Thomas: hurry up yourself gordon --- 10 mins later thomas: AHHHhHHHh
thomas:wow percy this pizza is amazing how did u make it
Percy:some idiot left 2 coaches around
Thomas:Percy i swear to god
Welp, off to sue mattel
Thomas makes toast
Percy: HEY THOMAS FUCK UP IN THE STAIRS
Thomas: SURE THING PERCY
Thomas: I fucked up :D
Thomas: JAMES WHAT THE FUCK IS ON YOUR PC!?