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Imagine a conversation between David and Jordan Schlansky
I'm your 100 like and yes I would pay to see that.
About coffee
Good one:D
Imagine a conversation between David and Flula Borg
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"You're beautiful" That's smooth. I can see why that guy has 5 kids.
LOL 🤣
"I worry about you....you know...I could be crazy...look at me ..... I could be crazy"
"You're beautiful" 😈
"Oh f***" 😳
you know you only really have to be smooth with one person to have 5 kids
That and because he’s Irish catholic lol all that Guinness
Lol😂
Having Coffee with David is one of my favorite moments in Conan history.
He should go back this month and do a holiday segment with the official Santa of Jerusalem.
my too
Haha, same!
Sami is also amazing.. Quite the opposite energy from David 😂
@@nursultantulyakbay7070 great success!!!
The man who invited Conan for coffee was soo sweet, he seems like such a nice man.
I'm glad they actually went to have the coffee.❤️
April-Adele Whyte pretty sure he was just trying to get lucky lol
@@Ari19904 well we've all been there🤷♀️
... 😂
@Little Fox probably lol im not known for making great decisions. 😂
April-Adele Whyte he wanted to smash
@@hani_als1371 nothing wrong with that lol, other than choosing Conan to do so. 😂
I love how the marchant isn't fazed by the agressiveness of Conan and just calmly responds to him.
mat sh off camera it would have been a different story lol.
mat sh security guys behind
He is a merchant. :)
No its normal in markets in that part of the world! Haha
pft,darling i'm israeli and i can tell by this comment that you never seen israeli haggle, conan is nothing next to what that merchant deal with daily xD
PS: 10 shekels for that hat is actually a good price. that guitar however does not worth 150$. 55-60 would be a more reasonable price for that.
“I can be crazy”
“No you’re beautiful”
🤣😂😅😂🤣😂😅😅😂😂
the wink at 5:56 by David..lol
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@@noelsamuel3884 hahajajagahahshahahagahaha
I love how when Armenia is mentioned in any way, Conan just whips Sona out infront of camera 🤣
😂
😂😂😂I thought that was weird! Like she’s literally in his back pocket! Let’s hear what Sona has to say?! Then Sona better get back to the office before an intern steals your gigolos Coffee Mug!
7:30 - omg he's got this big 3 seater couch and they're cuddled up together on that loveseat! lol
Whaaat? How did nobody else notice that? xD
Jews/arabic people are known to be highly communal
But this man deadass had a crush on conan
Lol! Exactly! I smell something here hahahahh
it was easier for the camera men to shoot it not being pressed up against the opposite wall
"You are the lowest energy human being I have ever met. I think your heart has beaten twice since I have been here." HAHAHAHAHA. BEST LINE. I died. 😂😂😂😂
how do you have five kids with so little energy?
As usual the woman does all the work.
@@andreah6175 yaa men just sit at home watching porn and eating doritos
That guy had something throbbing for Conan
Arathy Devi can I get ur Instagram
Whisper *"You're beautiful."* Licks his lips and winks to the camera. 🤣😂
iGaara19 ii
omg i didnt notice this lol
iGaara19 creepy
What a player
David is a hero.
4:52 R.I.P. handshake
😂😂😂😂😂lmao
Nearly as bad as the pewdiepie one
That handshake was a goodbye that nobody wanted.
Pewdiepie likes this
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
5 dollars? He pulls out a small one and I died laughing
rip
"I don't understand why they get a corner. They got all of Glendale."
I literally got out of my seat and laughed out loud!
LOL
It's so true, tho! LOL!
The Armenians had Jerusalem since the Crusades. That's why they have their own quarter now.
Someone care to explain? Thanks in advance
Nox Lucii - If you visit Glendale, California, USA, you will see a large Armenian enclave known as Armenia Town. It is the area of Los Angeles that has the largest number of Armenian people outside Armenia.
Conan got himself a man LMAO
GravityGamerXCII™ a man got himself a Conan
omg
Are conan alive??? This was very strange 🤣🤣
We need people like David, just tryna chill with people and have coffee with them.
Exactly like the David in the Bible good and heart worming and pure heart may God bless us all and save us
i think david wanted a little more than coffee
@@koalo6955 god bless you hhhh
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Oh, I think there were lots of people like David, just that some of them invited the wrong person home for coffee and their numbers dwindled 🥺
The tears on my face say it all. Conan’s face when David says “You’re beautiful” is just absolutely priceless
So 7 minutes of continuously laughing makes your face hurt. Good to know.
Top10Archive yes.
it's like cardio for your boogers
Epic comment
Top10Archive 😂😂😂
Top10Archive your just fake laughing
The haggling scene 😂😂👌. You angry?
Yes?
Why you angry? You want coffee or tea?
I would love some coffee.
With or without sugar?
Such a chill dude
It's very typical Israeli
He is Palestinian you know that from his accent
When you try to buy a a hat and get offered a therapy session
It's very middle eastern (arab or Israeli), no reason to get so angry, it's too hot for that lol
@@jessecohen4517 he's not Israeli. He's Palestinian. Israelis are really rude people actually.
That man David is a good person, with a awesome heart and lives his life everyday for God. I guarantee it.
People like that literally just want your company or just someone to talk too. I bet David could tell you some stories or just talk your head off if you got him talking. There needs to be more people like that in this world.
He reminds me of my great grandpa
HOGMOB nobody is going to listen to you or click on the link but ok
@@08marathonman is Trump still the antichrist or is Biden the antichrist now?
How do u know?? R u one of his wives ?
5:07 Look at David's lamb poster, that's amazing lol
It's a "Kadishman"
@@Shlomoadamov Oh that's dope, never heard of him before
it is beautiful
- I'm a comedian in America, I try to make people laugh
- Yeah...
Naiara Albino hi ma'am.. Are you among the group of people with albino? I'm sorry to ask and I can't find an alternate polite way to ask....
Norhaslam Abdul Malik how do you keep all that sand out of your food?
@@snavisTM sand??
@@ahyaahya2447 living in the desert on dirt floors = sand in your food. It's a racist joke, don't you get it?
snavis Lol that’s barely funny
"you're beautiful" LMAOOOO I'M DYING
Karina Castillo LM
lol
And they were sitting in the smallest couch you could find
I like that Conan can actually take making fun of a president and make it GENUINELY funny.
the-twisted-samurai omg yes!
He forgot to mention the golf courses
He concentrates on the joke rather than insulting the person who you joke about
It’s because he doesn’t do it out of malice and hatred. Just pure comedy
@theprogram863 One of the comments that age like a milk :D
I honeslty didn't believe he was going to David's house
script improvised or script intact
its amazing how he is funny pretty much everywhere he goes.. best talkshow- host. period
Mat S hes corny he just has funny guests
FiSH eS nice troll
And he doesn't need help of some celebrities to make people laugh, like some other hosts *cough* Fallon *cough*
Not gonna like the comment because it's at 666
Mat S i concur.
theres only one Conan. one of the mosr naturally funny human beings in the industry. may the universe protect this man
I died in bargaining scene lol
RIP
"Thats bullshit" kills me everytime!
The Alabama store was what got me!
I guess all the lamp posts nearby bend towards that store... because Alabama sucks!
Emirhan Battal He raised the price until almost it reached the original price. LMAO
Guy looks like jimmy kimmel
@5:55 "I see where this is going, but I'm ok with it" 😂😂😂
I adore how Conan handles any sorts of situations. I can't deal with awkward people, but he makes a way out it both funny and humble.
You are beautiful. I am dead. LMAO
bee Haha same.
Wow.
What does LMAO mean?:-)
Tyra Baerner laugh my ass off
And what does dead mean?
"And guess what, Mexico's gonna pay for it" I couldn't stop laughing
That was my favorite too
It´s what I say when I can pay my laundry
5:05 Name any other talk show host who would do this, Conan is the One and Only.
I'm not american, so when they're talking about the armenian quarter and Conan said "They got all of Glendale" I didn't understand. So I looked it up on Wikipedia, and I lmao immediately.
5:01 - best cut scene ever made!! OMG! XD
That goat on the right lmaooo
I'm from Alabama and I almost died when he showed the Alabama shop!
They should burn it down. Bunch of bandwagons.
Dale Owens I'm from Alabama also, and I couldn't believe they had that there lol of all places
do you need to ho to hospital? Are you ok? I'm worried
I bet no one would go there if they knew a quarter of the people there hate them
1 2 lmao I know right!
Conan can be as rude as possible but you can never hate him
He's a guy with a big heart and can never be arrogant or disrespectful
When I’m feeling down, I turn some Conan O’Brien on. God has really blessed him w so many gifts. Such a comedic genius
Hands down the one of the best talk show hosts in all dimensions.
I honestly don't like his show character, but these remotes are the funniest things on the internet
David is Israeli Patrick Stewart. =D
OMFG YES
The face look like Patrick Swayze not Stewart
Salman Zaki David was such a sweetheart omg...
Yessssss
A little bit but Jean Luck Picard turtle works too.
As a Middle Eastern even I can't make such a funny conversation with David, and Conan out of nowhere becomes friends with him and makes him laugh :D
I spilled my coffee in my mouth while watching this... Conan's jokes are hilariously funny while chatting with the grandpa and giving him a gift 😂😂😂😀
"They got all of Glendale" lmao.
Irvine too
@@andythefork no, Irvine mainly Persians
Hitting on Conan
B S o
B S u
"They got all of Glendale" 😂😂
Imagine Jordan Schlansky meeting David. Both of them staring at each other for an hour straight before Conan can't stop hia laughter anymore.
3:45
Don't censor them saying "bullshit", but censor the subtitle. Logic.
somanytakennames yeah... for deaf people myb
maybe deaf people are very sensitive
Not to noise though.
Probably because they sensor the audio on tv but not on youtube.
As an Arab/Lebanese girl I see how Israelis and Arabs look and act alike. almost same food, culture, and hospitality manners. It makes me feel so sad that they never found peace and love toward each other despite all the similarities!
I wish peace ✌️ and resolution for the conflict soon, hopefully with all peaceful strategies
Ahlam Mallak The fact that our countries in wars most of the time doesn't mean that Muslims and Jews can not manage together. I hope we will get our peace.
I like PoTatO jews don't hate Muslims, have you ever been in Israel? We live there and Get along pretty well. And we didn't stole anything. Judaism is the oldest religion in the world so it doesn't even make sense.
I like PoTatO But we have never stolen your customs or your food, because your food ours are almost the same. Most of the Jews come from Muslim countries. For example, I came from Morocco, but there are others who came from Iraq, Yemen and our customs are similar because we came from the same places this have nothing to do with religion.
I like PoTatO But we never stole the territory you call Palestine. Palestine has never been declared as a state. The British ruled Israel seventy years ago and gave the territory to the Jews after the Arabs refused to divide the country. And are you sure you live in Israel? Because the situation here between Jews and Muslims is pretty good. I have a lot of Muslims in the university and we all live here. It is no longer possible to identify whether someone is a Muslim or a Jew. In the end it's just a territory and I hope one day our countries will be able to live in peace. Have a nice day :)
Shirel 사랑 I agree with you that some Jews came from Arab countries so ofc they would have the same tradition but other Jews came from Europe so you can’t just make it a tradition to all the people there and they came here knowing that they are no longer Arabs so why would they define it as there food and there culture
Ah that was amazing with the older man at the end! So nice Conan went up and the guy was sooooo chill. Love it!
Conan one of the few people that can make people from every nationality laugh
Conan. You are the best. Period. Please come to india. Please.
He would get raped then beheaded then his laptop would get fixed by a mob of brown tech support then he would die of fecal poisoning by just walking a few meters
Devan ..am sure ur regretting ur comment by now..expect this kind of response wheneva u do so..sad development but true!!
@Sudip no i don't regret it since my comment is just to show appreciation for conan. What these people believe will happen to conan once he comes here is their own opinion and they're free to have it. They might be right you know. He can get raped. But that's true for anywhere in the world. more or less. Life too short to care. I drift. Goodnight.
devan sra you have a great outlook on life. You are a ray of sunshine.
Conan wouldn't be visiting the dangerous places in India where those crimes occur, lol.
Inviting strangers to your house is common in Israel.
maybe soldiers and not everyone are willing to do even that.
Is it expected for them to actually come over? Or do they just say it to be nice?
@@kaylazx in times of war people usually post in Facebook and stuff that they will take on families that live in places under fire and they do. We had some people crashing in our house in 2006 for 2 months. And alot of people let soliders stay the night or become their host families if they dont have one. Its really common. As a solider i got those offers alot if i missed my last train or bus home.
I remember when I was soldier people would invite me to thier shop and house all the time.
@@nicoleko2335 interesting didn't know that
The Armenian part got me laugh so hard 😂
5:57 he winked 😂😂😂😂
lmao that man had no idea what was happening prolly thought Conan was hitting on him lmao made my day*** Oh my thanks for the likes never had this many annnnd yup nope after looking at the vid again he def wanted a piece of conan.he straight up told him he is beautiful
P.R.O.B.A.B.L.Y.*
I think he was hitting on Conan
Jackson Bland I'm pretty sure he did, haha, he seemed like a player.
Don't forget the cameras are there lol. It's just for comedy
ARCHCOMPO
conan should do this more often
unindian jk Agreed.
I'd love it Conan did a travel show. I'd watch every episode.
he does one every six months or so
+deepak As much as I agree with you, it's probably not doable. I would imagine that trips like that take a lot of advance planning, especially for sensitive places like Israel and Cuba.
deepak
I came to watch this again because the war broke out :(
Dam. Straight out called BS on him not visiting him. lol. So awkward but funny.
10 sheckles for that hat is actually a pretty good deal.
Jonah Kuske BULLSHIT
i give you 3
5:52 "I see where this is going.....and I'm ok with it."
This is the best show ever! When I'm down I always step by and watch over and over these videos! I laugh out loud and then I'm ok! Thank you
Sitting here watching Conan & eating Zankou's Shawarma plate w/ garlic sauce and pita bread...
conan needs a new travel show !!!!! MAKE IT HAPPEN
kk P I'm also ok with this happening. 👍🏼
Had such a horrible day and watched this. Turned my day around. The grandfather and Conan scene is fantastic!
Grllz 432 same here!
I sincerely believe that man was trying to hook up with Conan
Hahaha the way he was sitting next to him.
Conan is the only one who can be mockingly funny yet so respectful at the same time, will always be my favorite American tv person.
That grandpa is so cool, he made conan come to his home
That old dude at the end may have kids and grandkids. But, if you asked me... I'd say we wanted some of that Conan Kabob. 😉
That's the vibe I got too 😏
@OtherwiSe known as the 'Bruk' i'm sure conan isn't the first strange man he's invited into his apartment before...
touched Conan shoulder and went, " it's me" lol
I just love Conan... he is so humble and such a good human being lol
Conan, I love you (and your writers and producers). Hysterical.
It got a little creepy in the apartment. I'm worried for Conan.
Be worried for the other guy. Conan is a beast
Rick Smith Good one
what are you talking about? Conan is the King of Creeps.
"I could be crazy"
"Of course^^ ... you're beautifu"
Conan trying to argue with him.. and he's like "sugar or no sugar in your coffee?" lmao
7:26 - The guy literally has no energy to talk or laugh....and yet he has energy to raise 5 children and have time for his 19 grandchildren.
Aaron JC He used all his energy up.
DekuStickGamer right lol
You've never raised kids huh? The more chill of a person you are the less likely you'll lose your mind when dealing with that many kids.
@@DekuStickGamer ahahahah
He's the hero his family needs.
Wow I love that low key guy at the end!
"I don't understand why they get a corner, they have all of Glendale"
Los Angelinos: good point
Are you angry?
"Yes!
By my childhood" I died
that old man was hilarious! Lol
6:56
Lol the guy’s eyes opened wide when he said “yeh”
I didn't know anyone could be this funny. I had to pause to catch my breath. He's really gifted.
As a former student of Glendale College, that joke had me dying. Hahahaha
"They get all of glendale"
I died😂😂😂
Conan is the funniest human beeing,you can't predict anything with him and always makes you Laughs from the heart.
“I love the river “ is the funniest part for some reason
😊
3:22 looks like middle eastern version of Jimmy Kimmel lmaooo.
Lol
middle eastern fat kimmel
i am dead 😂
I'm totally ok with the hummus fountain but who will provide the pitas??
It's already been established that Mexico will pay for it all.
I'm Irish and agree about giving us a quarter here, this place has enough issues :-)
they were all so sweet and spoke so softly... Conan was honestly being tame the whole time and he was still too much lol
"You're beautiful". Yes he is!
Spontaneous humor. There's no way you can script these scenarios with the public like this
"5:55, I see where it is going" I am dead laughing😂🤣😂🤣
Conan, you’re getting me through a tough time in my life. Thank you!
Luis Calvillo Keep fighting your battles, I hope you overcome whatever is making you feel down. I’m going through a tough time in my life as well. Just keep fighting for that extra day. I wish you the best.
@@bl8721 thank you so much! Same to you as well!
Luis Calvillo Just trying my best to help someone.
Me too
2:58 that bald bearded dude looks like jimmy kimmle
wow
3 Late night hosts are present in the vid.
Conan the Host.
Kimmel the Guest.
Fallon as the Jokes that Conan said.
oops.
Oof
More like Bill O'Reilly
hahahahahahah! he does.
Conan you need to make this into a weekly series. This is just too funny!
David is close to the most low energy person I have ever seen. I say close because I know someone who seems to have the same energy level and he's in his 20's. Just a veeeeeeeeeery chill person and that's cool. Each to their own.
5:13 That old Man treats Conan as his son, it seems like this even he has The same shape eyes. Maybe Conan remains old Man to his son.
This very knows as "entering hosts" in Judaism (sorry for my English).
"You're beautiful," haha 😂😂
Jerusalem is such a beautiful city.
Balian de Ibelin: What is Jerusalem worth?
Saladin: Nothing. *walks away*
Saladin: *turns back and points to himself* Everything.
Conan having coffee with the man in his apartment is what makes Conan so perfect. Only he would think of this as an opportunity to get some comedic footage
That was the best one. !!BEAUTIFUL!!
come to Mars Conan. Please
Get yoh ahs to mahs, as Arnold would say
Found Elon Musk's burner account!