"assassins are paid in tips" 47: *jumps from around the corner dressed in a bush and strangles his target with a dog collar* random pedestrian: "cool kill bro, heres two dolla"
For the Training missions, I've always thought about that. They're paid actors but all the ammunition and guns are live and the melee objects are real and sharp/pointy. The targets in those training missions are basically being paid to die no matter how brutal or instant their deaths may be. It's pretty messed up.
Probably Rubber bullets and blunt knife ends and there are mattreses all around the boat soo you can throw People off. The Russian spy guy does actualy die fr in canon. Diana says "I didnt see his parachute i hope he is fine" or something like that When you do the jet plane parachute mission story that is the canon way to complete the mission (When Diana talks too that girl at the Wineyard she reference too it as "The way he completed the test")
@Tarbosaurus "Diana explicitly states that all weapons are simulated." Ah, but she would say that, wouldn't she? Any actors who are killed don't have to be paid.
I literally binge watched all your hitman videos .. it’s very good and funny , i love this game and definitely love your commentary Modest Pelican 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻
Normally when people narrate a video it can be overdone but you managed to provide great commentary and be consistently funny at the same time. Kudos for the awesome game play of one of the best stealth games, I look forward to more of your content.
You’re so calm but make hilarious jokes and your videos aren’t over the top but are still extremely entertaining there’s never a dull moment and I want to watch the entire way through all your videos your content is so good you deserve so many more subs
I saw this notification when I was watching a documentary on when Italy switched sides and the nazis were executing them and didn’t care about the people in Italy.
Me: "I'm not gonna like his video this time. I'm just not gonna push that button." Pelican: "Like the video if you're sufficiently hydrated." Me: "Well damn I actually think I am sufficiently hydrated. Got me again."
This is what I look forward to in my two weeks thank you for existing by the way I only look forward to two things in my life seeing my dog and watching your videos and please stay hydrated
As an assassin myself, I shared a similar experience to what Papa Peli described, however in this case it 'isn't suitable for a guy to butcher seventeen kids at a primary school', I'm sure they too were also actors.
The list of things in life that actually make me laugh out loud, as opposed to simply sniggering slightly before I announce to people later that something was a LOL-worthy event, is incredibly short. This... was truly a LOL-inducing adventure. Bravo sir. Bravo.
You know, I had the same thought about the training missions. I want to know how they hired all those people, and did they tell them about the potential drawback of being brutally murdered?
The first thing I do when I get home from a shit day at work is chuck one of your videos on. Without fail you manage to put a smile on my face. Keep up the great vids mate. We love ya
the reason 47 was so good at blending in is because after the first ever hitman game agent 47 quit being an assasin and instead was christian (shown in the beginning of the second hitman game), he would go to confessions and would pray so that makes sense why he was so good at blending in there
Papa peli if you ever want to make sure everyone is dead in a map you can trigger the fire alarm and see if it says "searching" above the mini map keep up the amazing hitman videos❤️❤️❤️
Modest is so calm in his jokes, makes it much funnier
Guess you could say he’s really……modest
What are you talking about? You think he’s a joke? This intellectual is beyond our understanding and should heed his words
He is so wise
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I agree
Theres no better way to watch a modest pelican video without hydrating first
Agrreed
i agree
thats why he got hired he is the chosen one the one and only that can pull a hercules task like that without dehydration
Fr I filled up my water bottle for this
Unintentionally did this
"assassins are paid in tips"
47: *jumps from around the corner dressed in a bush and strangles his target with a dog collar*
random pedestrian: "cool kill bro, heres two dolla"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'd love to see that happen, get me a front row seat! 🤣
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The best feeling is when you see Modest Pelican ''They hired me..''
What about finally escaping the matrix with Andrew T8's platform?
As an italian i can confirm that i'm dead.
lol
Same here
@@cactusmalone and that for fuck's sake, spaghetti are DIFFERENT from noodles
@@cactusmalone NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@cactusmalone you goddamn liar.
Gotta love when this guy posts hitman 3
:D
Oh ma god i got noticed
@@ModestPelican balls
@@jacksonthomas2906 tf lol
@@jacksonthomas2906 with spaghetti
If peli uploads, you know it'll be a good day.
my dude
Very true
It's a moist day , with God's own nectar in my body I am quite hydrated.
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lol@@SupriyoChowdhury5201
I love when a sufficiently hydrated hitman pelican spreads word to stay hydrated
Hopefully not too much
For the Training missions, I've always thought about that. They're paid actors but all the ammunition and guns are live and the melee objects are real and sharp/pointy. The targets in those training missions are basically being paid to die no matter how brutal or instant their deaths may be. It's pretty messed up.
Probably Rubber bullets and blunt knife ends and there are mattreses all around the boat soo you can throw People off. The Russian spy guy does actualy die fr in canon. Diana says "I didnt see his parachute i hope he is fine" or something like that When you do the jet plane parachute mission story that is the canon way to complete the mission (When Diana talks too that girl at the Wineyard she reference too it as "The way he completed the test")
No it's all faked but it looks the same because they didn't want to program all that in
It's all bright orange NERF guns, they are all just playing pretend
@Tarbosaurus "Diana explicitly states that all weapons are simulated."
Ah, but she would say that, wouldn't she?
Any actors who are killed don't have to be paid.
@Tarbosaurus They must be cloned (ignore the fact that that would be far more expensive than not paying them... I said _ignore it!)._
I didn't know Italy had a bounty
Let’s collab
@@supremeconprimeoverlord8114 huh.
Love ur vids joker
omg wassa Joker
Joker
“Now armed almost as much as your average American citizen.” This had me dying because it’s so true
I bought 2 new Glocks just yesterday! 😂
@@ArthurMorgan-tr6tq as a british male, i own 12 cups of poisoned tea, a sharpened silver spoon and a byro
As an American, I am offended by this gross stereotype. It's true, of course. Still offended.
@@RamblinRick_ I’m offended by how inaccurate it is. Only some of us are so lightly armed!
That chinese hitman story was actually amazing
And it was 100% real lmao
There are CZcams videos about it, damn hilarious
This guys humor is on another level
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Try watch cheru
I'm laughing 1:11 am at this video. The best Christmas gifts are the ones you don't expect or want because I don't celebrate.
More hitman, love to see it, keep it up Jeff :)
thanks Sam :)
@@ModestPelican Jovankas comment is very unholy
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"Its dangerous to drink tea this late in the day, so I think I should kill him and steal his clothes" got me giggling lol
I love how this man manages to do a mission story with no prompts when there are different targets lol
Getting stoned and binging 15 videos in a row is my favourite part of the day
yes sir
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I literally binge watched all your hitman videos .. it’s very good and funny , i love this game and definitely love your commentary Modest Pelican 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻
Normally when people narrate a video it can be overdone but you managed to provide great commentary and be consistently funny at the same time. Kudos for the awesome game play of one of the best stealth games, I look forward to more of your content.
“World’s best assasin but still can’t jump!” Haha. Got me there.😂😂
And only ever 'runs' at steady jog
It warms my heart to see how he can stay hydrated and still pull off that wetsuit at the same time gotta love it.
You’re so calm but make hilarious jokes and your videos aren’t over the top but are still extremely entertaining there’s never a dull moment and I want to watch the entire way through all your videos your content is so good you deserve so many more subs
Peli never fails to entertain
MP's hitman is my favorite series on CZcams!
10:45 best joke of the video
I was on the verge of dying of dehydration…until I saw Modest Pelican released another video
Bloody good job mate!
I once killed everyone on the tutorial map. It’s pretty small but still took forever, so I appreciate the time you take to do these larger maps
This channel is therapy for me, thank you for making my day brighter, I'll have a big glass of water in your honor.
Nintendo after finding out there are people named Mario in italy:
I saw this notification when I was watching a documentary on when Italy switched sides and the nazis were executing them and didn’t care about the people in Italy.
10:46 "armed almost as well as your average American citizen" 😂
8:49 he will teach you about god and he will even let you meet god XD
damn no more pizza :(
:(
:(
Me: "I'm not gonna like his video this time. I'm just not gonna push that button."
Pelican: "Like the video if you're sufficiently hydrated."
Me: "Well damn I actually think I am sufficiently hydrated. Got me again."
Took a sip of water and then opened CZcams and this was the first suggestion. Truly a spiritual experience
can't forget to hydrate, these videos are sick af
Your videos With hilarious commentary , are just awesome . Just good vibes . Love you bro
Another Hitman video! That's very poggers
I drowned my cooking teacher to keep her hydrated
Every hitman post makes my day.
Its always a good day when modestpelican uploads
WE NEED MORE HITMAN CONTENT
Actors: "So... when do we get payed?"
Agency: "That's the neat part! You don't."
Wow. Just, wow. The terrazzo flooring when you killed McGee was just absolutely stunning.
PAPA PELI never disappoints❤️
@@ModestPelican ❤️😂👍
@@ModestPelican stay hydrated
Your gonna know its a good day when Modest Pelican uploads
🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱much love from warsaw
Yes indeed he always makes my day
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This is what I look forward to in my two weeks thank you for existing by the way I only look forward to two things in my life seeing my dog and watching your videos and please stay hydrated
9:59 hahahahaaaaa i was waiting for that.
As an assassin myself, I shared a similar experience to what Papa Peli described, however in this case it 'isn't suitable for a guy to butcher seventeen kids at a primary school', I'm sure they too were also actors.
i’m a simple man. i see a pelican Hitman video, i click
:D
The list of things in life that actually make me laugh out loud, as opposed to simply sniggering slightly before I announce to people later that something was a LOL-worthy event, is incredibly short. This... was truly a LOL-inducing adventure. Bravo sir. Bravo.
Man is so casual when he says those funny ass jokes
I was just forcing water down children’s throats and modest uploaded. How ironic
Doing the lord’s work!
YESSSSS MORE HITMAN CONTENT !
Edit: I got 1 like so I’m going to drink water in celebration👍🏼
My brother showed me this channel with thus series and honestly
I have no regrets
Just finished watching all hitman videos and of favourite pelican uploaded yet again
You know, I had the same thought about the training missions. I want to know how they hired all those people, and did they tell them about the potential drawback of being brutally murdered?
probably rubber weapons, and they bleed bc fake blood/devs didn’t care enough to code it differently
Keep up the good work i love these videos
The first thing I do when I get home from a shit day at work is chuck one of your videos on. Without fail you manage to put a smile on my face. Keep up the great vids mate. We love ya
bro modest pelican is really good at every single game
Get hired to your local school board as President and change all biology curriculum to focus on pelicans as it will really help grow this channel!
Hitman videos are your main thing, please moreeeeeeee
the reason 47 was so good at blending in is because after the first ever hitman game agent 47 quit being an assasin and instead was christian (shown in the beginning of the second hitman game), he would go to confessions and would pray so that makes sense why he was so good at blending in there
When my grandmother passed away , I buried her in the village water reservoir. she can now continue to hydrate the villagers long after she has gone.
i hate when they give me mixed signals like "dont kill everyone you see" or "dont ted bundy that body"
Peli is the only one making sure that agent 47 stays hydrated,
I salute you peli
Dank a gallon of god’s nectar while watching this feeling completely hydrated
Why doesn't he ask us to spread the good work of his channel anymore :(
Bc he knows we still do he doesn’t need to keep reminding us when were still doing it
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Hey peli i love your videos and the commentary is amazing too your like morgan Freeman but on drugs but keep up the good work
hahaha ty bro
@@ModestPelican your welcome man
Love it when you create hitman content
For those of you who are new, This guy plays GTA like hitman and hitman like GTA.
My theory is that the guns are firing rubber bullets/Nerf bullets in the training mission, else it’s some VR/AR setup.
Classic Modest Pelican never fails to entertain his malaka audience. 🤣 Well done and stay hydrated! 😎
I hope peli lays down sweet hitman comedy footage forever
Thicc Man is definitely the backbone of this channel!
This is like the 30th time you've been hired to kill everyone
Yes bc he is the only one who can eventually he will be the only left on the planet along with all his pelican family
Hi
Dration
@@Michaelc-cb7jc what
@@rhysswildlifeanimalsandmor9903 hi - dration
@@Michaelc-cb7jc what does dration mean
He makes violent jokes and is chill about it that’s why I watch him
After watching peli for a year made me drink more water than ever so thanks peli
First from india
Well done
No I was first
Modest and Cheru are legit taking over my life rn and I am all for it 😄
Lol, the streets littered with bodies at the end. Looks like an outbreak just swept through. Good stuff.
Papa peli if you ever want to make sure everyone is dead in a map you can trigger the fire alarm and see if it says "searching" above the mini map
keep up the amazing hitman videos❤️❤️❤️
The hydrated man has uploaded a hitman video. Made my day
when modest pelican uploads, i smile.
Fully haven’t been bingeing your vids for about a week after work before I go sleep
Also on one of your earlier vids what I watched said you would do give vice city stories ago please do bro
These videos give me nostalgia
I live how he kills the 2 targets of the actual story mission before killing the actual targets for this mission
The first time you smack someone with a wrench in the training level, Burnwood says "Oh, that's gonna leave a mark. Good thing we have insurance."
I love how Modest Pelican plays hitman
9:47 Casually ignore the two dead bodies bleeding on the ground. Made me laugh my ass off
Ahh yes I wonder who killed them
0:35 seems a lot like recent events involving actors and real bullets
first
“Now armed nearly as well as your average American citizen” haha
Great to see another Hitman video! You are legend. Keep them coming and 👍🏻👍🏻 from the Netherlands
It is a big mess in Europe at the moment so good to have some distraction with your CZcams content. Thanks again
The hitman vids are the best
I love his hitman vids
Literally the best yt channel out there
Another video drop, can’t wait to hydrate myself while watching this ine
when Modest Pelican uploads it's a reminder that we ALL need to stay sufficiently hydrated.
These Hitman games are visually stunning!