Very funny and well done. I watch a fair amount of “amateur” comedy videos and they are usually pretty bad. Your story is good, your acting is funny, the video is the right length, and I think the tone is just right. You make fun of the Karen but you are not cruel or over the top. The Asian manager was great. i will watch more of your content
@@Jakorenin North Korea, it is mandatory for everyone to treat Kim Jong Un like God, so much so they could get death sentence for speaking ill of him (even in private), let alone disobeying his orders
@@Holeeschiiteask you manager in Wich part of the contract says that you have to be disrespected and mention the part of the contract where it mentions he has to do the most possible to have a peaceful work environment. As a manager we are forced to remove you from stressful situations, so if you have a customer like this, you can call the manager or supervisor to take over, but for any reason you're not supposed to be exposed to mistreatment or stressful situations.
Yeah, it is. For us Asians, If you are having argument with someone who uses idioms or similar which is very normal then that person can really questions your anxiety and even your existence
after living in Korea for 5 years, I can confirm that the epitome of a Karen is an ajumma, no joke, lol, there are the average every day micro aggressions but the worst I saw was at a bakery where a woman had ordered some cakes and I couldn't tell exactly what was going on because well language barrier and someone yelling in not my native language, lol, but man she wasn't happy, I thought she was gonna hit one of the workers, lol. What I'm trying to get as is that there are Karens in every country
Ajumma means middle-aged women in general, (in a negative way though) and more accurate word for Karen would be Jinsang. It can be used for both genders, though.
@@hoomanity9823 Ajumma is negative? I always thought it was the korean equivalent of "auntie" that exists in other countries as well (which is neutral). What word would be the non-offensive one for "auntie" in Korean?
@@elentari15 Ajumeoni or Imo(meaning 'Aunt') would be more polite and acceptable word. Most women will be offended when called as Ajumma. The definition of Ajumma itself doesn't have any negative meanings, but socially it is rude to call someone who you've met for the first time Ajumma.
I witnessed a situation once with a Karen once in this restaurant in my city's Chinatown. Myself and the couple at the table next to me glanced at each other then ducked down. The manager actually came around the counter with a spray bottle and every time the Karen argued, she got sprayed in the face, all while being yelled at. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen, but at the same time I was too scared to accidentally make eye contact.
That's what we used to do to Cats when they were fighting, Fornicating, Feeding on things no to be fed upon, Using clothing as a litter box , etc. etc. etc. That's what those spray bottles are best used for. Spraying Cats and Karens. :)
As another Korean guy who works in restaurants, I've done this. Worked in a Thai restaurant with a Thai lady and we took turns being "the manager". It's great.
Any asians customer who suddenly hears a manager shouts “who the hell made so much noise?” would either shut the F*** up immediately, vacate the premise, or be ready for an all out brawl with the manager AND all the staff.
Karen : "u know what my dad is anortty." Asian : "my dad is king jong-un do u want to go to prison and listen to super Idol for the rest of ur life" This one had me dying🤣💀🤣🤣🤣💀
"HOW DOES IT FEEL TO DRINK THE STARBUCKS EVERYDAY AND THINK YOU SPECIAL?" Let me tell you, asians buy there kids buy 1 get 1 free milk tea from the cheapest shop possible and just drive past Starbucks saying, " Starbucks, Stirbucks all are the same, just drink this or give it back"
@@vanessalai6907 basically he's saying something that is obviously true. Like "of course I'm the manager", it's as true as a monkey being able to climb and an Eagle being able to fly.
I love it! As a white American, I lived this when I worked at a sandwich shop owned by an immigrant couple from India. All of us employees were black or white and born in USA Americans. The shop didn't take coupons and allowed only two napkins per person, even if a customer came into the shop with a bunch of little kids (napkins behind the counter so they couldn't take more)! We'd all do our best to keep customers happy and smooth over any unpleasantness, but whenever a customer wasn't satisfied and asked to see the manager, all the other employees would stop what they were doing to watch the fireworks. Our manager called her customers Liars, Cheats, Idiots, and told yelled at them to "Get the Hell Out" of her store!!! It was awesome! She hated her customers and the only reason she had any was because she'd stay holed up in the office and let us handle everything else. If she had to come out of her office, she'd be pissed as hell......at the customer, because she secretly believed that every customer was out to cheat her and get something for free. It was one of the most entertaining jobs I ever had!
@@basud3307 I am married to a South-East Asian (thus the old European first name and the Asian last name), so I'm exposed to a wider variety of foods that I otherwise might be. No, the mayonnaise isn't spicy to me.
@@basud3307 One time I had ketchup that was too spicy and we checked and it was exactly one day expired, so honestly I wouldn’t be too surprised if I found a mayonnaise that was too much for me. Weirdly, my dad, who is also white, won’t eat anything he hasn’t smothered in powdered ghost pepper and California reaper. My stepmom is Black so whenever I visit them they’re at their wit’s end on what to cook me 😂
Well I have a Chinese boss before, they taught the "way of the bad ass manager" (since Im a supervisor), I can't do it I just dont have that confidence, when worse come to worst I release the Kraken and let my boss handle the situation and yes the Fireworks display is awesome.
You haven't experienced anything until you've heard an elder Jamaican customer and elder Asian restaurant owner arguing over soup. The funniest and most embarrassing conversation ever! Soup! Soup! 🤦🏾♀️
@@seandesmond2600 I wish! I was like ten when it happened. Back in the 90s. If there was surveillance footage, it's gone now. Would've totally went viral nowadays! 🤣
Hah, I worked for an Indian man from Gujarat who was very friendly and nice to customers, and very kind to me. He bought the hotel here in Oregon on the coast, and I managed it for him since I spoke much better english, and was more familiar with the culture. As such, he had me handle most customer complaints. One day, I was out in the parking lot having a smoke when someone went in and started complaining to him. He tried to explain that she was wrong, the room was fine, and we can't help it if they book online through Expedia and select the wrong options. She'd booked a single bed, but needed two, and her excuse was "Well, they didn't have any double beds listed online, so I took the only option. I need two beds though." I saw her through the front door, starting to flail her arms around a bit in agitation, and came in just as she was getting livid. "FINE! If you won't help, I want to talk to your manager!" My boss pointed at me, said "There is my manager. You go to talk with him now, very good?" So he goes back into the section he lives in on-site, and I settle behind the desk. She gives me the speech, about how it's our job to accommodate guest needs since 'we already took her money' (It was a pre-paid through expedia, they take her money, and then pay us minus commission). I explain that our job is to provide what they book: Online, she booked a single king room, and so that's what she's getting. After a bit, she's fuming angry and says "Is the owner here? I want to talk to the owner. This is rediculous." I laughed at her so hard, I couldn't help it. "Ma'am, that Indian fellow? He's the owner. You told him you wanted to talk to a manager. If you wanna keep going down the chain, I can call one of our housekeepers over. But I'm not gonna bother the owner again. If you don't like the room, you don't have to use it. But you *will* be paying. Is there anything else I can do for you?" She didn't come back, but we still got paid.
By any chance did the Indian guy have the last name Patel? I swear the majority of motels in America are owned by Patels 😂 Us Indians love it bc it’s so cheap-free housing, work, parking, and you don’t even hire a lot of cleaners bc u do it ur self 😆 we call them Patel motels lolllll
@@kairavpatel1392 .... Turns out, Patel is of course a very common Indian surname. For those who DON'T know, it's translated to "Farmer" in English. Considering the national history of India, it would be comparable to "Smith" in the U.S. - since every tiny town in our own history used to have at least one blacksmith. My own niece, who's half Polish, married a Patel and they have six kids!
I’m a old white guy who’s been to Japan, has a Japanese daughter in law, married a Cubana. I love this video , it’s hilarious. God save us from all the Karens out there of all colors, creeds and politics.
EXACTLY. Of “All” colors not just white. Can’t say that in a video though because it’s somehow a cool trend these days for some of these POC (especially the young and stupid ones) to make fun and hate on white people for literally anything. I’m half Mexican and I’ve been exposed to every race throughout all my years on this earth and there is good and bad within every race and culture and you’re a damn fool to believe otherwise.
I used to work at a combined Asian grocery store/restaurant. Both owners immigrated from China No they did not take any shit The owner who headed my department told me to get him whenever a customer is being difficult because he actually ENJOYS dealing with them. One time I got him bc a guy started yelling at me over a store policy and my boss threw him out! They were good to work for though. They were firm but always treated us like people. And they were in the weeds with us, working right next to us stocking, taking orders, workind the registers, even cleaning. My boss wouldn't let me clean a smelly, vomity bathroom one time bc he "felt bad" even though I was perfectly fine with it. I still talk to them sometimes even though I moved states :)
@@aprilbennett4161 Yea but that's Mayo mix with other things, also those combination taste fookin delicious. Pure mayo should just be a touch sweetness, sour and texture is smooth, creamy.
I had an issue like this. At an Asian buffet. The restaurant I worked at is divided into different sections, and each section is run by a different server. But at some point in the day the other sections are closed. This lady comes in and I lead her to her seat and she's like "um no, I want to sit over there" and pointed to a corner in the restaurant far away from the only active servers work station. Normally a little bit of cross over is fine, but the servers are expected to constantly check up on guests and they can't do that if she's so fare away. I explained this too her and she was like "I don't care. I don't want to sit here. If I have to sit here I might as well just leave." I, as an employee in the service industry, have allowed myself the right to be rude to one customer a week. This lady won the lottery. I simply said "I perfectly understand." And left her cutlery and blank drink ticket on the table. She comes stopping to my manager who like most of the other staff managed to escape china to come here (why America of all places beats me but I digress), only speaks Chinese and a little English She was all stompy about it "YOur empLoYee Was vEry RUDe TO me! I deMAnD A ReFuNd!" Keeping in mind she had not paid anything to be here so far. He the explained to her exactly what I had, pretty much word for word save for mistakes in his accent. She got all huffy and said once again "If I CANt sIT OvEr tHeRe thEn I miGHt as wELl leAve" Perfect response "oh okay, have good day. You come back next time when your in nicer mood" Seeing her walk out the door was the single best moment I ever had in the service industry
I love how your boss left an open for her. He didn't just say: "Leave and never come back. I don't want customers like you." He opened up a possibility for her. "You are welcome to eat here anytime as long as you don't behave like an entitled brat."
Oh how I wish more business owners had this approach to customers. The "customer is always right" is flat wrong. It has resulted in nothing but an endless onslaught of narrcassists and leeches bending businesses over. In my experience the customer is almost always wrong.
The thing is that it's half a saying. The original saying is "the customer is always right in matters of taste" so if they wanna buy the most ugly looking scarf or have you paint their house baby barf green then let them as it's what their taste is.
@@that_auntceleste5848 yep yep but because of marketing (and people being idiots) the part that people remember is the first half but never that second part.
Interestingly enough, the man who came up with that phrase (in the 30s I believe), went out of business due to bending over backwards for idiot customers. Mainly due to be taken advantage of.
So, I own a small retail shop. There are two responses: 1) "I don't know what happened, and I want to look like I addressed the issue in some way." The issue is that the customer MIGHT be right you as the owner/manager are not omniscient. You usually don't know about issues that you don't observe. Many products are made in China. Usually, the quality is fine, but the mistakes are like, "holy sh**, how did that slip by the quality control people." Also, you don't know what your employees are doing when you aren't around. I had a Filipino employee who probably called a Korean customer "Kimchi" as the customer accused. I believed it based on the employee's personality, even though the employee denied using the slur. What can I do though? I myself am in a situation similar to the customer. There isn't hard evidence that the employee is lying. I look for a pattern (i.e. doing it more than once) before taking disciplinary measures. To the customer, it might not have looked like I did much of anything unless I give that person something. 2) Big store syndrome. If you have more than two levels of management, the number of layers of management starts impacting how the business is run. If the first level of management is too distant from anyone with a financial interest in the success of the business, then the business likely gives aways freebies to anyone who complains because it is easier on the managers themselves. There is a similar big company versus small company dichotomy during rioting. In the LA riots in the 1990's, there were the small businesses defended by rooftop Koreans with rifles. They reopened as normal when the rioting stopped. Then, there are the large corporations who swept up the glass and submitted a claim to their insurance. If the cost of insurance rises in subsequent years due on all the claims, the big businesses eventually move out of the area or closed.
Okay, that ending killed me. I was so immersed in the characters that it entirely caught me off guard when you changed the managers voice like that. brilliant.
"you know what, you know what? my dad is an attorney" "my dad is kim-jong un, do you want to go to prison and listen to the super idol for the rest of your life" got me dying
As a white guy, i'm actually a little envious that I can't have as many good comebacks. But you guys keep putting Karens in their place! Makes the world a better place for everyone!
This reminds me of the time I went to a Thai restaurant with my sister. We walked past a couple and overheard the woman complain to the server that the food was "too spicy". I looked over at my sister rolled my eyes and laughed, "does she not realize this is a Thai restaurant?" If you can't stand the heat...stay home and cook. 🔥
My dad once reserved for the 4 of us (my mom, sis and me) at a Indonesian restaurant. I have a chronic intestinal illness, so my doctor has strictly adviced me from staying away from spicy food. Even had surgery a few years back as a result of that illness. My sister was basically bleeding from her instestines cuz our doctors discriminate against young people unless someone yells at them to freaking do their job. My dad knew of our conditions, yet still reserved at a restaurant tha only served spicy food just because he had a coupon for a particular menu there. Let's just say my sis andd I were not happy with our dad's selfishness and lack for understanding. If it were up to us we would have stayed home and order take out, but it was our parent's bday and my mother is Colombian which means we are forced to go on these outings, wether we want it or not. She doesn't care if you're an adult, family come first. At least we could skip the meals and my dad still overpaid in my opinion since the menu coupon was for 4 people and only 2 people ate.
Just like any other Asian cuisine, there are plenty of Thai dishes that do not contain any hot spices at all. I know because I *can't* stomach anything more spicy than Cayenne pepper. Chinese, Indonesian, Thai... all have perfectly enjoyable dishes that do not contain anything spicy.
@@jessicaa9192 ,, and then there's Lao spicy. Another level again. I lived in Laos eight years. Whenever I crossed the border into Thailand, I thought the food rather tame.
well to be fair not all thai food is spicy and some restaurants make it spicer than others. I once called an indian restaurant and asked if the food was spicy and they said it was more on the mild side. we come to the restaurant and the food is some of the spiciest i have ever had and im usually good with spicy
I enjoyed this bit on so many levels. Two favorites: "One-star, two-star, porn -tar, it doesn't matter!" and "At least I don't eat mayonnaise and think it's SPICY!" LOL
I laughed WAY too hard at this. I've seen similar reactions at my favorite local Pho restaurant. It really sucks, too, because when I ask for dishes served properly spicy they think I can't handle it. I have to tell them, "I'm not your typical white guy. I snack on ghost peppers for fun. Make it hot enough it'll kill me, and then double it." If they do, I usually tip the full price of the meal so they remember me.
I'm curious, seriously, I've heard that when you eat very spicy foods you lose your sensitivity to flavour: apparently taste buds get overloaded, "burnt"? Is it true? I don't like very spicy foods. Mayonnaise is bland to me. I have an excellent sense of smell and taste. It sometimes sucks, I once drank water from an unopened and sealed plastic bottle that had been stored in a fridge where a piece of lemon had started to mould. The water tasted of it and I told the person who owned the fridge. She got offended by my comment and insisted on us checking her very clean fridge. We found a quarter of a lemon behind a plastic container at the vegetables tray at the bottom of the fridge. It was mouldy.
@@nurnu349 I can't speak for others, but that's not been my experience at all. My sense of taste doesn't seem to be blunted by my enjoying of excessively spicy foods one bit. While spicy peppers can dull other flavors in a dish if not done properly, I've noticed no other impacts beyond developing a tolerance to the spice.
@@irdmoose Tip that might save your life: Indians take yogurt before eating spicy foods. Apparently that's why stomach cancer is not a problem in India, but it is in South Korea.
@@JishinimaTidehoshi Correlation is not always causality. Spicy foods are not a carcinogen, and if it were, consuming yogurt would do little to nothing for protection. If you are prone to digestive issues after eating extremely spicy foods, it will help, sure, but it has nothing to do with stomach cancer.
'Nough said!! All managers need Asian Manager training!! It should be a class, it should start now, and it shall be taught everywhere Karens breed! This is the way!! :D
This is amazing! My most favorite bosses were Korean, and not one of those men put up with any shit from anyone. My best memory was one gentleman telling a supplier to take his shit and get out after he called us cashiers lazy. ❤️ I try to channel my bosses cavalier attitude about telling people where to go, and how to get there in all aspects of life now.
One of my favorite bits of wisdom I got from a passenger was: "when my hair started going grey, I decided it was an okay time for everyone else to start putting up with my shit."
As an Asian myself, the moment the manager said “who the hell made so much noise?” I immediately sense something’s gonna go down 😂
Yea
I’m not Asian nor a Karen and I still heard the boss music 😂
I didn't need to be Asian to know that 🤣🤣🤣
Anybody know the song played at the end of the video. The outro song name?
y e s
“One star, two star, po** star, don’t matter!, get the hell out of my store!";
"OMG”
😂😂😂
True
Very funny and well done. I watch a fair amount of “amateur” comedy videos and they are usually pretty bad. Your story is good, your acting is funny, the video is the right length, and I think the tone is just right. You make fun of the Karen but you are not cruel or over the top. The Asian manager was great. i will watch more of your content
Comedic gold
1:03
“My dad is Kim-jung-on do you want to go to jail and listen to super idol for the rest of your life?😂💀”
What’s super idol?
@@Jakorenin North Korea, it is mandatory for everyone to treat Kim Jong Un like God, so much so they could get death sentence for speaking ill of him (even in private), let alone disobeying his orders
That one took me out 😂
@@JakorenIts a song searc it up
@@Jakorensuperidol的笑容都没你的甜
“Does the monkey climb? Does he egale fly?” GOT ME DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂
*eagle 🤓
@@insertjojosreference8654 nerd moment
@@boejiden9402 Grammarly is waiting to be activated.
@@insertjojosreference8654 You are a dictionary without the tionary
@@LuciferLmao487 so its DIC: Disseminated intravascular coagulation (medical term)
mainly saying he is a medical term
“How does it feel to eat mayonnaise and think it’s spicy” 💀
😂⚰️He’s constantly killing me.
“alright but how does it feel to be in the jail my dad put you in?”
Lol
It’s sooo true
@@tdavenport720 Innittt
Asian managers will make you question your whole existence.
LMFAO PLS-
absolutely.
they will even make you regret your existence
unless you yourself are an asian
They are ruthless
Gotta be, dealing with not just Karens as any manager does but dealing with their racism towards them as well.
In all seriousness if more people stood up to these entitled idiots, the world would be a much better place.
I got unscheduled for that shit, but I always stand up for righteousness.
We can’t because we are forced to be nice to people at work 🙃 we just have to find ways to shit talk in a professional way lmao
@@Holeeschiiteask you manager in Wich part of the contract says that you have to be disrespected and mention the part of the contract where it mentions he has to do the most possible to have a peaceful work environment.
As a manager we are forced to remove you from stressful situations, so if you have a customer like this, you can call the manager or supervisor to take over, but for any reason you're not supposed to be exposed to mistreatment or stressful situations.
@@__-fl3ytactually, the manager can handle it themselves. the employees can’t talk back, while the manager can
Yes.
"handing out fake coupons was a great idea" XD that had me. haha
“One star two star p*** star don’t matter, get da hail out of my store” that got me lmao
ye lol i cracked up real loud 😂
Ya🤣
that line was hilarious..
"Store" I thought it was supposed to be a "restaurant."
@@matxxvibez8171 Sounds more "asian" that way, I guess
"Does the monkey climb, does the eagle fly"
Such wise words
Yeah, it is. For us Asians, If you are having argument with someone who uses idioms or similar which is very normal then that person can really questions your anxiety and even your existence
@@jadeos143 不谋而合
ahhhh!!! i thought he had said does the monkey *cry* and i was a little confused 😭😭😂
@@hp1835 translation: great minds think alike
"1 star, 2 star, porn star dont matter" was more wise
As someone who has worked in an Asian owned restaurant, this is painfully accurate description of the kind of Karen's you get 😂😂
after living in Korea for 5 years, I can confirm that the epitome of a Karen is an ajumma, no joke, lol, there are the average every day micro aggressions but the worst I saw was at a bakery where a woman had ordered some cakes and I couldn't tell exactly what was going on because well language barrier and someone yelling in not my native language, lol, but man she wasn't happy, I thought she was gonna hit one of the workers, lol. What I'm trying to get as is that there are Karens in every country
Imagine a Korean Karen beating the living crap out of an American Karen.
Karen Club. I'd pay to watch that. Looolll.
Ajumma means middle-aged women in general, (in a negative way though) and more accurate word for Karen would be Jinsang. It can be used for both genders, though.
@@hoomanity9823 Ajumma is negative? I always thought it was the korean equivalent of "auntie" that exists in other countries as well (which is neutral). What word would be the non-offensive one for "auntie" in Korean?
@@elentari15 It's negative like obaa-san as opposed to oba-san.
@@elentari15 Ajumeoni or Imo(meaning 'Aunt') would be more polite and acceptable word. Most women will be offended when called as Ajumma. The definition of Ajumma itself doesn't have any negative meanings, but socially it is rude to call someone who you've met for the first time Ajumma.
"How does it feel to drink the Starbucks and think you are special" 💀💯👑
this got me lolol😂 we don’t have no starbucks in our country aha
I feel attacked, and I don’t even drink it anymore 😂😂😂
@@xxxpeachxxx9823 ahaha you poor thing 😂
Damn, that was savage.
lmaoo, he literally called out more than half of america's population.
I witnessed a situation once with a Karen once in this restaurant in my city's Chinatown. Myself and the couple at the table next to me glanced at each other then ducked down. The manager actually came around the counter with a spray bottle and every time the Karen argued, she got sprayed in the face, all while being yelled at. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen, but at the same time I was too scared to accidentally make eye contact.
Hahahahaha!!!!
That's what we used to do to Cats when they were fighting, Fornicating, Feeding on things no to be fed upon, Using clothing as a litter box , etc. etc. etc.
That's what those spray bottles are best used for. Spraying Cats and Karens. :)
😂😂😂😂
holy shit that's too funny 🤣
No video? I’d love to have seen that
As another Korean guy who works in restaurants, I've done this. Worked in a Thai restaurant with a Thai lady and we took turns being "the manager". It's great.
“LET ME SPEAK TO UR MANAGER”
“I don’t think u should do that”
“My dad is an attorney, my dad is Kim jong un” sent me to mars 💀✋
777 likes
Omg ur name
He has the mars from bars
why did i never think of a name like urs 💀💀
@@imfrying_jayimfrying8280 ur user is iconic enough
Any asians customer who suddenly hears a manager shouts “who the hell made so much noise?” would either shut the F*** up immediately, vacate the premise, or be ready for an all out brawl with the manager AND all the staff.
get the camera this is gonna be good
I'd pay good money to watch a Karen get absolutely dismantled like that.
😂😂😂😂
That was the hero America needs.
@@SessmaruKusanagiGaming saame 😂
even better if the Manager shouts everything in Cantonese and speaks not a word of English.
THAT is when it gets EPIC.
This made me think of the family guy episode where Peter gets his ass handed to him by the asian dry cleaner owner both verbally and physically 😂
Mr Washee Washee
“THIS ISN’T OVER 🙄“
*walks away like it’s over*
Karen : "u know what my dad is anortty."
Asian : "my dad is king jong-un do u want to go to prison and listen to super Idol for the rest of ur life"
This one had me dying🤣💀🤣🤣🤣💀
ANORTTY 😭💀
I was seeing the comments and saw this- tHeN THE SAME THING APPERD ON THE VIDEO 😶 WOW! noice 😺 lol I don't even know what I'm talking 🙂
Attorney..
SAME
It’s Kim
"This isn't over" They all say that and never walk back in. But man! the whole video had me laughing 😂😂
OR...they say they'll never come back and they're there the next day.
@@darkvanilla7320 nah frr
His blank stare..
@@darkvanilla7320 true 😂
@@darkvanilla7320 🤣
Your vocal range is great
This man is a legend.
"HOW DOES IT FEEL TO DRINK THE STARBUCKS EVERYDAY AND THINK YOU SPECIAL?"
Let me tell you, asians buy there kids buy 1 get 1 free milk tea from the cheapest shop possible and just drive past Starbucks saying, " Starbucks, Stirbucks all are the same, just drink this or give it back"
in my country, we don't even have a Starbucks-
@@justdua4313 we dont have starbucks but we have stores that sell starbuck-like drinks
@@nicolesiol in my country, we neither have Starbucks nor stores that sell Starbucks-like drinks- ;-;
@@justdua4313 Which country? 🤔
Me too, except my parents got the ones that gets another one free and a ticket pull that could get you a key ring
“Are you the manager?!”
“Does the monkey climb? DOES THE EAGLE FLY?!!” 💀💀💀
sorry english is not my first language, may I know what does this mean?😩
@@vanessalai6907 basically he's saying something that is obviously true. Like "of course I'm the manager", it's as true as a monkey being able to climb and an Eagle being able to fly.
@@vanessalai6907 it means "of course, you stupid b....ch, i am manager. What da hell you want, don't waste my time?"
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
@@vanessalai6907 tf is with the moaning emoji lmfao
"I don't knoe love how does it feel to drink the starbucks and feel you're special?"
Lmao😂😂😂
News flash, Karens and Kevins come in all colors.
The roast is spicier than the noodles. Extra hot chilli with a garnish of super idol pepper 😂
LOL 😂
😂😂😂 the first sentence is fire
More like pure capsaicin and Carolina Reaper peppers
@@weirdresidentkidd Exactly
For a moment i thought you were talking about the mayonaise 😂😂😂
I love it! As a white American, I lived this when I worked at a sandwich shop owned by an immigrant couple from India. All of us employees were black or white and born in USA Americans. The shop didn't take coupons and allowed only two napkins per person, even if a customer came into the shop with a bunch of little kids (napkins behind the counter so they couldn't take more)! We'd all do our best to keep customers happy and smooth over any unpleasantness, but whenever a customer wasn't satisfied and asked to see the manager, all the other employees would stop what they were doing to watch the fireworks. Our manager called her customers Liars, Cheats, Idiots, and told yelled at them to "Get the Hell Out" of her store!!! It was awesome! She hated her customers and the only reason she had any was because she'd stay holed up in the office and let us handle everything else. If she had to come out of her office, she'd be pissed as hell......at the customer, because she secretly believed that every customer was out to cheat her and get something for free. It was one of the most entertaining jobs I ever had!
As a white person pls answer this. Does the mayonnaise taste spicy to you?
@@basud3307 I am married to a South-East Asian (thus the old European first name and the Asian last name), so I'm exposed to a wider variety of foods that I otherwise might be. No, the mayonnaise isn't spicy to me.
Haha good to see you have a sense of humor about it
@@basud3307 One time I had ketchup that was too spicy and we checked and it was exactly one day expired, so honestly I wouldn’t be too surprised if I found a mayonnaise that was too much for me. Weirdly, my dad, who is also white, won’t eat anything he hasn’t smothered in powdered ghost pepper and California reaper. My stepmom is Black so whenever I visit them they’re at their wit’s end on what to cook me 😂
Well I have a Chinese boss before, they taught the "way of the bad ass manager" (since Im a supervisor), I can't do it I just dont have that confidence, when worse come to worst I release the Kraken and let my boss handle the situation and yes the Fireworks display is awesome.
I just love this. I know they're just harping on stereotypes but it's so convincing. We need more managers like this ❤
This is flat out hysterically funny!
it's the "I told you handing out fake coupons would work" for me
and not the "I am white give me free food" Coupon 😭😭
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LOL they were the one who handed out THAT coupon? 😂😂😂😂😂
No one else mentions the fake coupon
Her coupon would have read "I am blond give me free food"
"At least I dont eat mayonnaise and think its spicy."
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*slowly mixes garlic Sriracha into the jar of Kewpie*
@@Faesharlyn Even that's not that spicy, the Mayo cut down on a lot of spicy. Hot, yes but spicy? Nah, siracha + kewpie are fookin delicious.
@@redace4821 so good lol.. I also like a little ranch dressing in my garlic sriracha for fries and chicken fingers
@@Faesharlyn good soup
Omg it's the sing-song tone of the manager entrance for me! Fr bruh why does it sound like he's breaking into a chorus 😂 loved it!
LOL made my tummy aching for laughing hard
You haven't experienced anything until you've heard an elder Jamaican customer and elder Asian restaurant owner arguing over soup. The funniest and most embarrassing conversation ever! Soup! Soup! 🤦🏾♀️
Is there a video for this :)
@@seandesmond2600 I wish! I was like ten when it happened. Back in the 90s. If there was surveillance footage, it's gone now. Would've totally went viral nowadays! 🤣
I'm Jamaican and I died picturing this 😂 It's true that we're really ehrm (for lack of a better term) passionate when it comes to our food though lol
I want to see that, even if it is acting. Do a video. Do it!
Are you Jamaican too?
1:36 "My dad is Kim jong in do you want to go to prison and listen to super idol" THAT HAD ME DECEASED
Manager comes out. Full canto accent lol
Hah, I worked for an Indian man from Gujarat who was very friendly and nice to customers, and very kind to me. He bought the hotel here in Oregon on the coast, and I managed it for him since I spoke much better english, and was more familiar with the culture. As such, he had me handle most customer complaints. One day, I was out in the parking lot having a smoke when someone went in and started complaining to him. He tried to explain that she was wrong, the room was fine, and we can't help it if they book online through Expedia and select the wrong options. She'd booked a single bed, but needed two, and her excuse was "Well, they didn't have any double beds listed online, so I took the only option. I need two beds though."
I saw her through the front door, starting to flail her arms around a bit in agitation, and came in just as she was getting livid. "FINE! If you won't help, I want to talk to your manager!" My boss pointed at me, said "There is my manager. You go to talk with him now, very good?"
So he goes back into the section he lives in on-site, and I settle behind the desk. She gives me the speech, about how it's our job to accommodate guest needs since 'we already took her money' (It was a pre-paid through expedia, they take her money, and then pay us minus commission). I explain that our job is to provide what they book: Online, she booked a single king room, and so that's what she's getting. After a bit, she's fuming angry and says "Is the owner here? I want to talk to the owner. This is rediculous."
I laughed at her so hard, I couldn't help it. "Ma'am, that Indian fellow? He's the owner. You told him you wanted to talk to a manager. If you wanna keep going down the chain, I can call one of our housekeepers over. But I'm not gonna bother the owner again. If you don't like the room, you don't have to use it. But you *will* be paying. Is there anything else I can do for you?"
She didn't come back, but we still got paid.
By any chance did the Indian guy have the last name Patel? I swear the majority of motels in America are owned by Patels 😂 Us Indians love it bc it’s so cheap-free housing, work, parking, and you don’t even hire a lot of cleaners bc u do it ur self 😆 we call them Patel motels lolllll
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@@kairavpatel1392 .... Turns out, Patel is of course a very common Indian surname. For those who DON'T know, it's translated to "Farmer" in English. Considering the national history of India, it would be comparable to "Smith" in the U.S. - since every tiny town in our own history used to have at least one blacksmith. My own niece, who's half Polish, married a Patel and they have six kids!
Gujjus are very intelligent in business. I live in Maharashtra and all my Gujarati neighbours are super rich but don't show it
That is just awesome!
I’m a old white guy who’s been to Japan, has a Japanese daughter in law, married a Cubana. I love this video , it’s hilarious. God save us from all the Karens out there of all colors, creeds and politics.
Lol I read your comment as “God save us from all the Koreans out there…” and I was like, “dang bro that’s harsh” lol
and genders
EXACTLY. Of “All” colors not just white. Can’t say that in a video though because it’s somehow a cool trend these days for some of these POC (especially the young and stupid ones) to make fun and hate on white people for literally anything. I’m half Mexican and I’ve been exposed to every race throughout all my years on this earth and there is good and bad within every race and culture and you’re a damn fool to believe otherwise.
"God save us from all the Karens out there of all colors, creeds and politics." Did u even watch the video? It's directed & only meant for one group.
@@chrissoto6858 wow, it's almost like they can add their own opinions or even talk about something somewhat unrelated to the video!
I used to work at a combined Asian grocery store/restaurant. Both owners immigrated from China
No they did not take any shit
The owner who headed my department told me to get him whenever a customer is being difficult because he actually ENJOYS dealing with them. One time I got him bc a guy started yelling at me over a store policy and my boss threw him out!
They were good to work for though. They were firm but always treated us like people. And they were in the weeds with us, working right next to us stocking, taking orders, workind the registers, even cleaning. My boss wouldn't let me clean a smelly, vomity bathroom one time bc he "felt bad" even though I was perfectly fine with it. I still talk to them sometimes even though I moved states :)
“Does the monkey climb? Does the eagle fly?” had me dead lmao
"My dad is Kim Jong Un" got me screaming 😂
Same😂
“How does it feel to drink the starbucks and think you’re special?” Got me cackling HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The twist at the end?! *chef’s kiss*
I really got a giggle watching this. Thanks for the happiness you just served
“ at least I don’t eat the mayonnaise and think it’s spicy”
Lmao why is this so accurate 🤣
I can't comprehend anyone thinking mayo is spicy lol and I'm a white lady who layers on the mayo lolol
Spicy mayo :v
If mayo tastes spicy, I think I’ve been eating it wrong...
@@Mandy-nt2cs Sriracha mayo and gochujang mayo. You can also make mayo with hot chili-infused vinegar.
@@aprilbennett4161 Yea but that's Mayo mix with other things, also those combination taste fookin delicious.
Pure mayo should just be a touch sweetness, sour and texture is smooth, creamy.
“Does the eagle 🦅 fly?” That would be . . . Yes!😂😁😅🤣
"Does the monkey🐒 climb?" Yes.......Maybe?
"deN, yes. Im da manigr. 'N definitly nut UnCle RoGr."
We need more Asian Managers in the world!
I love your videos so much, but this one is my favorite so far! Just brilliant comedy! Well done! “Wow. That really worked”. 😆
Karen: “My Dad is an Attorney.”Manager: “My dad is Kim Kong Un.” Karen: “😮.” That got me laughing so hard. Lmao
my favorite part 😂
You forgot the most important part do u really want to go to prison and listen to the super idol for the rest of ur life.
She probably believed it too
I had an issue like this. At an Asian buffet.
The restaurant I worked at is divided into different sections, and each section is run by a different server.
But at some point in the day the other sections are closed.
This lady comes in and I lead her to her seat and she's like "um no, I want to sit over there" and pointed to a corner in the restaurant far away from the only active servers work station.
Normally a little bit of cross over is fine, but the servers are expected to constantly check up on guests and they can't do that if she's so fare away.
I explained this too her and she was like "I don't care. I don't want to sit here. If I have to sit here I might as well just leave."
I, as an employee in the service industry, have allowed myself the right to be rude to one customer a week. This lady won the lottery.
I simply said "I perfectly understand." And left her cutlery and blank drink ticket on the table.
She comes stopping to my manager who like most of the other staff managed to escape china to come here (why America of all places beats me but I digress), only speaks Chinese and a little English
She was all stompy about it "YOur empLoYee Was vEry RUDe TO me! I deMAnD A ReFuNd!"
Keeping in mind she had not paid anything to be here so far.
He the explained to her exactly what I had, pretty much word for word save for mistakes in his accent.
She got all huffy and said once again "If I CANt sIT OvEr tHeRe thEn I miGHt as wELl leAve"
Perfect response "oh okay, have good day. You come back next time when your in nicer mood"
Seeing her walk out the door was the single best moment I ever had in the service industry
“You come back next time when you’re in nicer mood” 🤣
I love how your boss left an open for her. He didn't just say: "Leave and never come back. I don't want customers like you."
He opened up a possibility for her. "You are welcome to eat here anytime as long as you don't behave like an entitled brat."
Why so long?
@@ace-rg2cx why is what so long?
@@zeldaandTwink couldn't be bothered to read the whole bit I guess. U broke it down well tho like dang, thank u, made it easy to read 👏
LOVE this! Thank you!
I think all restaurants wish they could talk to customers like that 😂 the employees would legit make popcorn and watch
That was too goodddddd
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“I want to speak to your manager! “I don’t think you should do that” 😂😂😂
"I dont think you should do that"
Bro tried to warn 'em
That was HILARIOUS! Thank you for this!
"THIS ISN' T OVER💀..."
Please, Mr Manager, let me recover from this before she comes back🙏🏻
*BEST KARENISM EVER* 🧛🏻♀️🖤🙌🏻
Whole video is a menace and I might use some (how did you even say those things straight face😂😂😂)
I laughed until I was breathless! Thank you for this.
Oh how I wish more business owners had this approach to customers. The "customer is always right" is flat wrong. It has resulted in nothing but an endless onslaught of narrcassists and leeches bending businesses over. In my experience the customer is almost always wrong.
The thing is that it's half a saying. The original saying is "the customer is always right in matters of taste" so if they wanna buy the most ugly looking scarf or have you paint their house baby barf green then let them as it's what their taste is.
@@Draco9909 that makes SO much more sense
@@that_auntceleste5848 yep yep but because of marketing (and people being idiots) the part that people remember is the first half but never that second part.
Interestingly enough, the man who came up with that phrase (in the 30s I believe), went out of business due to bending over backwards for idiot customers.
Mainly due to be taken advantage of.
So, I own a small retail shop. There are two responses:
1) "I don't know what happened, and I want to look like I addressed the issue in some way." The issue is that the customer MIGHT be right you as the owner/manager are not omniscient. You usually don't know about issues that you don't observe. Many products are made in China. Usually, the quality is fine, but the mistakes are like, "holy sh**, how did that slip by the quality control people." Also, you don't know what your employees are doing when you aren't around. I had a Filipino employee who probably called a Korean customer "Kimchi" as the customer accused. I believed it based on the employee's personality, even though the employee denied using the slur. What can I do though? I myself am in a situation similar to the customer. There isn't hard evidence that the employee is lying. I look for a pattern (i.e. doing it more than once) before taking disciplinary measures. To the customer, it might not have looked like I did much of anything unless I give that person something.
2) Big store syndrome. If you have more than two levels of management, the number of layers of management starts impacting how the business is run. If the first level of management is too distant from anyone with a financial interest in the success of the business, then the business likely gives aways freebies to anyone who complains because it is easier on the managers themselves. There is a similar big company versus small company dichotomy during rioting. In the LA riots in the 1990's, there were the small businesses defended by rooftop Koreans with rifles. They reopened as normal when the rioting stopped. Then, there are the large corporations who swept up the glass and submitted a claim to their insurance. If the cost of insurance rises in subsequent years due on all the claims, the big businesses eventually move out of the area or closed.
Okay, that ending killed me. I was so immersed in the characters that it entirely caught me off guard when you changed the managers voice like that. brilliant.
THAT UNCLE ROGER MIMICRY I CAN'T!!!!!!!
Thanks! Haven't laughed at a vid that hard in a while!
"Do you want to go to prison and listen to da supah idol for the rest of your life?"🤣
This is my all time favorite skit of yours ! The "catch" at the end, " I told you coupons are a good idea...." lol!
I was searching for this comment ... I don't get it ...
Handing out fake coupons lol. That had my dying.
"you know what, you know what? my dad is an attorney"
"my dad is kim-jong un, do you want to go to prison and listen to the super idol for the rest of your life"
got me dying
That was absolutely great! Thanks for a good laugh!
“My dad is Kim Jung-un” BRUH I DIED AND SPIT OUT MY POPSICLE
To bad more than 50% of the Karens out in the wild would not understand.
Same.
I bet Mr. Kim Jung-Un would be confused right about now lol...
If it had been me, I woulda said, "My MOM is Kim Jung-un..."
*"how does it feel that you people make my iphone and shoes" are the words of a politician in the wrong chatroom ✋✋*
That was great! more please!
That was effing hilarious!!!! Subscribed!!!!
lol, as an asian i feel blessed for having great comebacks against karens.
As a white guy, i'm actually a little envious that I can't have as many good comebacks. But you guys keep putting Karens in their place! Makes the world a better place for everyone!
ur comebacks are terrible, it's mostly "dont care get out of my store!!!"
This reminds me of the time I went to a Thai restaurant with my sister. We walked past a couple and overheard the woman complain to the server that the food was "too spicy". I looked over at my sister rolled my eyes and laughed, "does she not realize this is a Thai restaurant?"
If you can't stand the heat...stay home and cook. 🔥
My dad once reserved for the 4 of us (my mom, sis and me) at a Indonesian restaurant. I have a chronic intestinal illness, so my doctor has strictly adviced me from staying away from spicy food. Even had surgery a few years back as a result of that illness. My sister was basically bleeding from her instestines cuz our doctors discriminate against young people unless someone yells at them to freaking do their job. My dad knew of our conditions, yet still reserved at a restaurant tha only served spicy food just because he had a coupon for a particular menu there. Let's just say my sis andd I were not happy with our dad's selfishness and lack for understanding. If it were up to us we would have stayed home and order take out, but it was our parent's bday and my mother is Colombian which means we are forced to go on these outings, wether we want it or not. She doesn't care if you're an adult, family come first. At least we could skip the meals and my dad still overpaid in my opinion since the menu coupon was for 4 people and only 2 people ate.
There's spicy and then there's Thai spicy, a whole new level of burn.
Just like any other Asian cuisine, there are plenty of Thai dishes that do not contain any hot spices at all.
I know because I *can't* stomach anything more spicy than Cayenne pepper.
Chinese, Indonesian, Thai... all have perfectly enjoyable dishes that do not contain anything spicy.
@@jessicaa9192 ,, and then there's Lao spicy. Another level again. I lived in Laos eight years. Whenever I crossed the border into Thailand, I thought the food rather tame.
well to be fair not all thai food is spicy and some restaurants make it spicer than others. I once called an indian restaurant and asked if the food was spicy and they said it was more on the mild side. we come to the restaurant and the food is some of the spiciest i have ever had and im usually good with spicy
This was brilliant!
"I told you handing out fake coupons would work"
Ahahahaha XDD
Plot twist 😭
I enjoyed this bit on so many levels. Two favorites: "One-star, two-star, porn -tar, it doesn't matter!" and "At least I don't eat mayonnaise and think it's SPICY!" LOL
The “noo kupon daRing” got me dead
That was hilarious. Thank you, I needed that.
bro i fucked died after watching this, u never fail to make me laugh
I laughed WAY too hard at this. I've seen similar reactions at my favorite local Pho restaurant. It really sucks, too, because when I ask for dishes served properly spicy they think I can't handle it. I have to tell them, "I'm not your typical white guy. I snack on ghost peppers for fun. Make it hot enough it'll kill me, and then double it." If they do, I usually tip the full price of the meal so they remember me.
I'm curious, seriously, I've heard that when you eat very spicy foods you lose your sensitivity to flavour: apparently taste buds get overloaded, "burnt"? Is it true?
I don't like very spicy foods. Mayonnaise is bland to me.
I have an excellent sense of smell and taste. It sometimes sucks, I once drank water from an unopened and sealed plastic bottle that had been stored in a fridge where a piece of lemon had started to mould. The water tasted of it and I told the person who owned the fridge. She got offended by my comment and insisted on us checking her very clean fridge. We found a quarter of a lemon behind a plastic container at the vegetables tray at the bottom of the fridge. It was mouldy.
@@nurnu349 I can't speak for others, but that's not been my experience at all. My sense of taste doesn't seem to be blunted by my enjoying of excessively spicy foods one bit. While spicy peppers can dull other flavors in a dish if not done properly, I've noticed no other impacts beyond developing a tolerance to the spice.
@@irdmoose Tip that might save your life: Indians take yogurt before eating spicy foods. Apparently that's why stomach cancer is not a problem in India, but it is in South Korea.
@@JishinimaTidehoshi Correlation is not always causality. Spicy foods are not a carcinogen, and if it were, consuming yogurt would do little to nothing for protection. If you are prone to digestive issues after eating extremely spicy foods, it will help, sure, but it has nothing to do with stomach cancer.
@@irdmoose much appreciated!🙏so interesting. 😄 See? It's always important to check things first hand! 😏
you two are so cute!!!
The ending got me. Great work!
"My father is Kim Jong Un, and..."
I had to go back and replay from there later, because I was laughing too loud to hear anything after that.
random karen out of plain existence: "LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER"
„My dad is Kim Jong-Un! Do you want to go to prison and listen to Super Idol for the rest of your life?!”
LMAOOO
The 'coupon' was my first literal lol today. 😆
"1 star, 2 star, pstar don't matter!"
Karen: “Are you the manager?!”
Manager: “Does the monkey climb? does the eagle fly?” 💀
Twist at the end about handing out coupons was freakin’ hilarious!
Bro your so funny.glad i found this channel
'Nough said!! All managers need Asian Manager training!! It should be a class, it should start now, and it shall be taught everywhere Karens breed! This is the way!! :D
this is the way
This is the way
dis be de wai
Breed?!? I thought Karens spawned....
"At least I don't eat mayonnaise and think it's spicey". I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣
ive never encountered this from people, is it a thing?
the most i put in mayo when i create it is salt and pepper
i wouldnt call pepper "spicy"
My dad is Kim Jung om💀😂 got me laughing on the floor
This is the best video I've seen all day
"1star, 2star, pornstar.." LMAO
This is amazing! My most favorite bosses were Korean, and not one of those men put up with any shit from anyone. My best memory was one gentleman telling a supplier to take his shit and get out after he called us cashiers lazy. ❤️ I try to channel my bosses cavalier attitude about telling people where to go, and how to get there in all aspects of life now.
One of my favorite bits of wisdom I got from a passenger was: "when my hair started going grey, I decided it was an okay time for everyone else to start putting up with my shit."
Underrated channel.