Well peach woke up and chose violence because Bowser keep kidnapping her and keep trying to pursue her to marry him she had enough of his autistic eagle what she did was save Mario the time to roast him so she did it herself
Yeah well, get in line. There's literally a dating sim where you date gay doujinshi bowser as Mario. For sauce I don't remember where I found it, I think Lost Pause played it way back in the day, but that could be wrong.
Bro gave him that Kendrick Lamar treatment “I hate the way that you walk the way that you talk I hate the way that you dress I hate the way you sneak diss”
@@damiandelgado6550 well it's %50 yes or %50 no may higher or lower depends on your looks wealth and how close she is to you and depends on her personality and her sexuality choices good luck comrade after all the worst she can say is no
Full vid here: czcams.com/video/hFci0uX-2k4/video.html
Nah w Video 😭
why
I love this video
😳💀☠️What the
oh no
“yahoo bitch🐢”
best lines to be spoken.
🗿
that's crazy 🐢
LMFAOO FRR
W yoshi
W mans
That shit escalated too quickly at the end 💀💀💀
For🫣
*aggressive kissing*
My thoughts fr
I came at the end of the
Fr 💀😳😶
Beginning:😐
Dialogues:😩
Mario's Entry:😔
End:😳
“The worst she could say is no.”
The worst she can say ain't no
Love that song
BROO I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!
“ *Yahoo, B I T C H.* “
Yoshi took that PERSONAL. 😭
Fr
111th like
frrr
Fax
1k like
Mario took " bros before hoes " to a whole new level
More like "my bros *are* my hoes"
Wdym? That's just lvl 1
W lizard rizz
Not completely bros before hoes remember bowsette
His bowsette arch begins
Damn. That ending was unexpected. Yoshi's tongue caught me off guard though. 😂
She started roasting him like Kendrick to Aubrey
That "Yahoo b!tch" really killed me 😂💀
SAMEEE
IT GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR😂😂😂😂
Sameee
Bro won the lottery 🗿
ON GOD
"saw goombas with better hygiene"
Peach woke up and chose violence
I’ve seen you ever where
I don’t get mad when people comments but bots like you I get super mad at
Well peach woke up and chose violence because Bowser keep kidnapping her and keep trying to pursue her to marry him she had enough of his autistic eagle what she did was save Mario the time to roast him so she did it herself
Hello heisenburg
@@chickenpotbiebro202 i dont think they're a bot. They're just in every comment section and watch a lot of videos
“YOU want a KISSSY?”😂😂
"I'm over 6 feet tall."
I know this is technically true, but isn't Bowser's canonical height over 8 feet tall?
I love how Bowser's breakdown caused Mario to lose his Italian accent
Bro turned into Chris Pratt
"you want a kissy?"
-Mario
@@shielagulapa1865yes daddy
-bowser
Mario knew playtime was over, bro had to be serious for the homie
Lmao
“Yahoo bitch” bro took it personally 💀
Fr fr
Fr💀💀💀
fr
Fr
Fr Fr Fr
Peach listened to that kendrick diss🤣🤣
Mario really changed accents in 2 Seconds
"6FT of uselessness"
Peach calm down 💀
I intend, I'm gonna grow up to be 5 foot. Something something and she called a 6 foot. Useless stupid
Any particular reason
He wasn’t even 6 feet
6 feet of uselessness 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
As someone who is 6’1, I can relate to that.
I will forever be traumatized by the words "you want a kissy"
What about what followed after😂
An SMG4 reference
Yeah well, get in line. There's literally a dating sim where you date gay doujinshi bowser as Mario.
For sauce I don't remember where I found it, I think Lost Pause played it way back in the day, but that could be wrong.
salon.. gayyyy
I've seen things that I shouldn't have seen 😂
"Yahoo b i t ch" yoshi is a little changed 💀😭👌
Mario went so out of context he lost his accent 💀
“Yahoo bitch” had me fucking dying tho
Your not alone brother
fr same😂😂
Yeah me too lol
Lol
WAIT WAIT HOLD UP ANIME
"6ft of uselessness" goes so fkn hard wtf
Does it though?
@@Literally___Mehe’s coping
"Looking like a bipedal slug" "Looking like a bipedal bitch" type response
I'm 6'4 and useless 😢
@@epicvoiceguy6265stop being emo
"Six feet of USELESSNESS!" DAMN! Also, why does she remind me of Winry when Ed breaks his auto mail?
Nah that ending caught me off guard-🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
That escalated QUICKLY-
Sadly, I was kinda expecting it at this point
roses are red
cactuses are prickly
got damn that escalated quickly
@@O5_council_memberbappity banual your blinking is manual
@@Rocco049YOU RUINED ME!
@@spelling_police hehe
“Yahoo bitch” got me rolling on the floor💀
Ong 🤣
Yes.
Proved her wrong
Bro gave him that Kendrick Lamar treatment “I hate the way that you walk the way that you talk I hate the way that you dress I hate the way you sneak diss”
Peach got on the kendrick grind
I love how Yoshi is just like "YAHOO BI-" that is hilarious
Fr
😂I know😂
Fr
Just say bitch..
I'm gonna say that next time I slap someone-
"The worst she can say is no.."
who's gonna have the balls to confess after this video
I would
@@damiandelgado6550
well it's %50 yes or %50 no may higher or lower depends on your looks wealth and how close she is to you and depends on her personality and her sexuality choices
good luck comrade
after all the worst she can say is no
@@KIRA-br5fomaybe just don’t kidnap girls??
@@percyross7612I don't know I mean it worked for the Beast in Beauty and the Beast
Peach roasting Bowser is crazy XD
Mario: want a kissy Bowser: I LOVE YOU
That ending extracted a verbal "what the fuck?" out of me.
Same😊
Me too
Same
Fr
ME TOO HAHA
And thus Bowsette was born.
Who have birth
@@ZyrdrakyllMario
@@lunaticcultist3764 Well technically not the crown what’s the source of the reason why the bowsette Popularity got rising
*If you can't get the pretty girl, just become the pretty girl.*
No. That's why Bowser started to wear a crown and turned to Bowsette
At the beginning:😊😊🤨
In the middle:😭😭😑
At the end:🧐🧐🧐🤨🤨
How Kendrick Lamar was to Drake 😂
Nothing could have ever prepared me for that ending 💀💀
Tbh I kinda expected that but not that fast
Same😭😭😭
Fr
Same 😭
So uncalled for lmao
The ending caught me off guard 💀
I wanted to throw my phone
*I’m so happy for them both*
Same
WTF
Saw it coming from a mile away.
i was NOT expecting that ending 💀
the boys will always have each others' backs. Even if it means backshots. Truly blessed 🙌
“Yahoo b*tch”
Yoshi didn’t let that slide 💀
Edit: DAYUM 10k?!
Fr that killed me the first time I watched this
Its spelled bitch
Never Eva 😂
Well
Bro ain't allow for no disrespect 🤣
Man that ending had me flabbergasted
Facts
So unexpected 🤣
Same lmao😂
I thought Mario was just gonna stare at him in awkward silence
I need to go therapy when i see that ending
"Thats a good boy" got me fricking good😂
“I love you” I was never expecting that💀😭
The fact that mario had to comfort him at the end was priceless.
“Princessless”*Ba dum tiss*
Kinda like in odessey at the end lol
It's Mario Odyssey all over again.
“Yahoo bitch” I CANT- 😂😂
Ye
same
Fr
Peach roasting lizard man is gold💜💜💜💜
If someone had forced me to get married, I wouldn't be nice either. 😂😂😂
The end 🤣🤣🤣
Kidnapping Peach has always just been an excuse to see Mario
Bro might be onto something
Sus
Woah- wait- I hate that it makes sense 💀
Just kidnap the mario the 😂😂
Batman and joker type relationship
THAT END CAUGHT ME OFF GAURD💀
same
fr-
WAIIIIT WAIIIT LOL
Fr
LOL
magneto reference and social commentary on modern dating. Genius.
Peach went kendric lamar mode
Roses are red
Cactus's are prickily
Holy shit that escalated quickly 💀
157 likes but no comments?
Let me fix that
Yoo I started a chain
216 like and only one comment?
Let me fix that
291 likes and only two comments?
Let me fix that
327 likes and only three comments?
Lemme fix that 😉
Major debate, is it catuses or cactai? Me personally, I’m 100% sure cactai is the correct one
“Yahoo b*tch”-Yoshi.
XD yahoo b**** Its funni
Lol
Funny
😂
Yoshi my Boi 😂
Princess peach just came from the side character to the main character LOL😂😂😂
The start🫥
The middle 🤣🤣🤣
The end💀
The idea that Bowser wants to find a mom for his adoptive children is wholesome indeed.
I'm pretty sure it's canon that bowser jr thought peach was his mom because of bowser
@scif9241 it is indeed, Mario sunshine is a hell of a game
They aren’t his biological children?
@@ChromaticEagle if i remember, bowser jr is, the koopas however are not (forgot there various names)
@@scif9241i mean technically jr knew she wasn’t but the point is still there
Yoshi's first words were "Yahoo b*tch" 💀💀💀
Bruh ☠️
JSHEHEHDHD THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀 KILL ME.
Lop says the chick who keeps letting herself "get caught" by him! 😂 We all know Bowser is Peach's side piece
"The worst she can say is no"
The worst she can say:
She said no, this is after he didn't take that no
Huh😂
@@alexiatrI always thought peach never had a choice in the matter and Mario over there is stuck with them sticky pipes😏
She said worse than no, someone else said better than yes
XD
starting scene:🤨
ending scene:💀💀
I was not expecting that 💀💀💀💀💀💀
SEND A MILLION SKULL EMOJIS
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....💀.....
Bro just lowered his standards 💀
mario and bowser at the end had me laughing.
The real reason mario always goes to rescue the princess 💀💀
Gay Bowser was Real all along!
@@arthornado59 seconds ago is crazy
Yea💀
@@arthornadonahh he knows that he can become Bowsete
Thats true
Peach literally ended Bowser's self-esteem. Man's made a whole song about her but she ain't having that shit no more.
She aint having bowsers shit cuz she wants marios shit, but mario ended up wanting bowsers shit and how bowser has marios shit
Plot twist
And plus he’s a pedophile
@@JimboCantSleepperfect explanation
Bowsers is done now new villain coming for every game because bowser is done now
That ending was a whole jumpscare, I’m terrified
Bro the end had my jaw drop to the floor like a cartoon character💀
“Yahoo b*tch” made me laugh 💀
💀
💀
💀☠️
Ong
☠️
That "Yahoo bitch " was personal💀
Lol
My lizard brother was like i can't allow that disrespect 😂
Frr
fr
I... I should've fucking expected it. I've been on the internet long enough, why does that stupid kiss get me every fucking time?!
No video has ever caught me more pff guard.
“yahoo bitch” got me laughing to the hospital💀💀😂😂
Edit: OMG AM I FAAMOUSE!?? IVE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MANY LIKES TYSMMMM 929-😭😭
I literally choked on my gum- 💀💀💀
BAHAHAHA
SHOOT IM CHOKING ON MY GUM THAT GETS STUCK IN YOUR THROAT FOR EVER HELP
me too 😂
Bro choked on my popcorn 💀✋
"Yahoo bitch." Got me dying
Same That Was Funny
Fr
Yes
Same
Great line
The ending scene had me flabbergasted💀
Are we sure Bowser is the villain?
Mario trying to make him feel good:
‘You want a kissy’
*mmmuuuahhh*
‘That’s a good boy’
Bowser:
‘I LOVE YOU.’
*intense muuahing*
I was expecting him to say "so long, Gay Bowser"
I thought bowser would have put on the crown…
That took a VERY GAY TURN REAL QUICK
They took "never let them know your next move" to a whole new level 💀
I love you.
*World's most aggressive french kiss*
The last part almost made me explode XD
"Want a kissy?" Got me dying fr
ya bolbol
ong
Yahoo B I T C H cought me off guard
The end got me.😮
Guys almost a thousand likes!!!
Remember kids; if Nintendo ever takes this down. Its canon.
100%🎉
Yes😐
Also for your info Nintendo owns a porn
@@skrillzey4028 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁
@@skrillzey4028 Would you mind sharing the SAUCE with your fellow commenters?
You know, for academic purposes... ;)
Parodies like this are always funny to me because in reality, bowser was fs getting that Peach peach on the low.
Actually…yoshi can talk peach. It seems like someone got amnesia after they left Dinosaur land(I’m referring to the super mario world tv show btw).
"I'm over 6 feet tall"
"6 feet of uselessness"
Best lines I've ever heard in a while
Best rejection line ever 😂
He should be 6 feet under earth
FR
What the heck this was 9 hours ago and I got almost 800 likes
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
“Yahoo bitch”
Yoshi did NOT take that lightly 💀
Where have I seen this comment before 💀
@@skippyTheAnimatorGilbert lol
Same
@@chiammos3017 I didn’t see theirs 💀
@@JadeTheOnlywhy is it word for word the same comment 😂
Actual Chris Pratt lore
She deadass became Kendrick Lamar💀
“Yahoo bitch” im cryin 😭😭😭😭
CZcams made me rate your comment🧐
@@FacelessFursona🤔
@@FacelessFursonawho asked?
@@grapejuice-uf7no aight bruh chill out💀🙌
@@grapejuice-uf7no Who asked you? 🤨
“Yahoo bitch”
Got me on the floor💀
😂😂😂
same 💀
Same💀
SAME 😂😂😂
The drop of 23
The end caught me off Guard😂😂😂
Peach is like Roxanne Richie. She only gets kidnapped so the bros have an excuse to see each other
Mario FR was so concerned he changed accents and became Chris Pratt.
he knew Bowser has a thing for crisp rats
WHY-
"The worst she could say is no-"
What she said:
Heh
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH Hehhhhhhh HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHhaa I made the likes 69
*WTF THE END MADE MY SMILE DISAPPEAR IN AN INSTANT !!!* ☠️
That's crazy you know the messed up thing is after seeing how tough Peach was and the Mario movie I can see this happening💯😅😅😅😅
“Yahoo bitch” had me rolling 💀
Kock kock
Who's there
Daisy
Daisy who
Daisy see me rolling 🤪 😂
Lmao
@@The_weird_d0g_ther1anthey hating
@@The_weird_d0g_ther1anDaisy me rolling*
can you be my friend
Nothing in this world could’ve possibly prepared me for the ending
Fr 💀
Anyone know the name of the song?
Fr💀
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
IKR
😂😂😂bruhhh, wtf?!!!!! That ending was wild