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  • @kamielheeres8687
    @kamielheeres8687 Před 6 lety +4909

    The best way to kill a maus is to simply wait until it breaks down on its own.

    • @nedin1912
      @nedin1912 Před 4 lety +238

      Kamiel Heeres hahahhaha exactly, maus was the only one built prototype, it couldn't cross bridges, it would turn off engine cause of vents, so muchh mistakes in it.. 😂

    • @ctmalton1513
      @ctmalton1513 Před 3 lety +49

      That’s not as fun though

    • @MarshallRedmon01
      @MarshallRedmon01 Před 3 lety +27

      Or not to mess with it at all

    • @randomlyarandomguy1969
      @randomlyarandomguy1969 Před 3 lety +5

      Kamiel Heeres yes

    • @svfilms2778
      @svfilms2778 Před 3 lety +8

      @@nedin1912 said no one ever

  • @Aloso930
    @Aloso930 Před 3 lety +3857

    How to kill a maus: *DENY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS*

    • @desolatortrooper7196
      @desolatortrooper7196 Před 3 lety +73

      Go to the other side of a river or the russian countryside.

    • @minhbinh7713
      @minhbinh7713 Před 3 lety +25

      More like be a soviet tank commander B)

    • @AceDan-gc9po
      @AceDan-gc9po Před 3 lety +25

      1000lb bomb heh don’t mind me

    • @pawskiepanzerfox8394
      @pawskiepanzerfox8394 Před 3 lety +5

      @@minhbinh7713 russian bias

    • @ImWallace799
      @ImWallace799 Před 3 lety +22

      Just say to God, newton, weight, gravity and physics: no I disagree
      And now you can pull off all of your dirty tricks!

  • @The_Mythical_Potato
    @The_Mythical_Potato Před rokem +640

    Maus: 188 tons
    Hetzer: 15 tons
    Also Hetzer: Doesn’t get crushed even after a type 58 climbs onto the Maus
    *Ah yes, plot armor at it’s finest*

    • @Neko-gs4ip
      @Neko-gs4ip Před rokem +33

      Czechinium strongest Steel 💪🇨🇿

    • @fiw6141
      @fiw6141 Před 11 měsíci +13

      Deutsches quality

    • @Neko-gs4ip
      @Neko-gs4ip Před 11 měsíci

      @@fiw6141 *Tsechische

    • @Nen_Retr
      @Nen_Retr Před 10 měsíci +10

      **Removes Plot Armor and Adds Realistic Physics**

    • @OR56
      @OR56 Před 10 měsíci +17

      Also, the tanks in GuP are lined with an “invincible” carbon coating to prevent the crew from being injured or killed in matches, so, that was what held it up. But not even that was enough to stop it forever.

  • @corrupticecubes418
    @corrupticecubes418 Před rokem +126

    I’m genuinely concerned that not a single member of the Maus’s crew considered backing up as the best plan of action.

    • @AnsonEnderBorn
      @AnsonEnderBorn Před 2 měsíci +3

      If the Hetzer moves faster than a Maus, couldn't the Hetzer just continuously move forward to prevent the maus from "reversing" off them?
      (I know nothing about tanks)

    • @sumukhvmrsat6347
      @sumukhvmrsat6347 Před měsícem

      Hetzer should be a flat coin by now ​@@AnsonEnderBorn

    • @istinyy1
      @istinyy1 Před 28 dny +2

      @@AnsonEnderBorn hetzer будет раздавлен maus

    • @Mrcat-qi1tk
      @Mrcat-qi1tk Před 5 dny +1

      ​@@AnsonEnderBornthey could move to the right or left 100% stupidity

  • @SapphirosCZ
    @SapphirosCZ Před rokem +2222

    To anyone wondering how could Hetzer withstand the sheer weight of Maus, there´s a simple explanation: Girls und Panzer came before WoT implemented crushing mechanics.

    • @misterymisterio8778
      @misterymisterio8778 Před rokem +46

      There are plenty of mistakes in WoT too.

    • @iMarsiTV
      @iMarsiTV Před rokem +79

      @@misterymisterio8778 what do you mean the game is perfectly fine xDDDDD the meta is perfectly balanced looool not

    • @misterymisterio8778
      @misterymisterio8778 Před rokem +10

      @@iMarsiTV Yes. Exactly.

    • @vonsopas
      @vonsopas Před rokem +17

      It seems to me it came out before Newton’s laws

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et Před rokem +2

      wait wot has crushing now

  • @soupy250
    @soupy250 Před 3 lety +7226

    Hetzer:*weighs 15 tons*
    Maus:*weighs 188 tons*
    Hetzer:*gets under maus but doesn't get destroyed immediately*
    Maus:wait that's illegal

    • @pongforsure6332
      @pongforsure6332 Před 3 lety +173

      How to pischic
      Moment

    • @MdickieFilms
      @MdickieFilms Před 3 lety +234

      1:56 that poor hetzer though

    • @soupy250
      @soupy250 Před 3 lety +43

      @@MdickieFilms hetzer:HHA BIYATCH IM NOT DESTROYED

    • @MdickieFilms
      @MdickieFilms Před 3 lety +35

      @@soupy250 but his canon is being destroyed by maus

    • @soupy250
      @soupy250 Před 3 lety +55

      @@MdickieFilmsI bet hetzer has hitlernium steel

  • @idontthinkso5966
    @idontthinkso5966 Před rokem +95

    I can buy the wedge theory, considering how fast they are moving relative to each other and the force exerted on the Hetzer certainly isn't from 188 tons since it's at an angle. No one really knows how sturdy a Hetzer can be in those situations with all the angled forces.
    The Panzer III side climbing 45 degrees rough terrain at 50km/h killed me more than anything. The Maus commander also decided that being encircled by early WWII tanks was better than blasting them from a safe distance while backing up, albeit at a snail's pace.

    • @markwattne8772
      @markwattne8772 Před rokem

      Yeah and also that they used the Panzer III and not the fucking Tiger to shoot the Maus 😂

    • @panzer.kampfwagen
      @panzer.kampfwagen Před rokem

      I wouldn't call 22kmh rev speed snail speed

    • @fiw6141
      @fiw6141 Před 11 měsíci +4

      Actually its panzer 4 H not panzer 3

    • @Skyhigh_9905
      @Skyhigh_9905 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Panzer IV actualy.

    • @abas656thegodemperor9
      @abas656thegodemperor9 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@absolutelynoone9522 22kmh MAXIMUM going FORWARD, the maus weighs (or rather would have weighed)188 tons,it definitely would be moving at a snails pace going reverse

  • @thefallenking6037
    @thefallenking6037 Před 9 měsíci +9

    the unrealistic part is the tank moving that fast and not breaking down while breaking the road

  • @jhajhadex9480
    @jhajhadex9480 Před 3 lety +4040

    It's still funny on how Anzu's Hetzer withstand the Maus's weight which is 188 Tons

    • @bastion8320
      @bastion8320 Před 3 lety +283

      Well they had *extra crew reinforcing* so that’s definitely why they survived
      (Wait since MAUS died how are they gonna get out under it without getting crushed?)

    • @josetorres-fi2zg
      @josetorres-fi2zg Před 3 lety +129

      @@bastion8320
      They just go Full reverse until they were free.
      But the tank just get a engine fail and they "Died"

    • @alexxu6138
      @alexxu6138 Před 3 lety +114

      188tons plus an another Type89

    • @minhbinh7713
      @minhbinh7713 Před 3 lety +44

      Anime for entertainment purposes only

    • @densandrailaganandilab5033
      @densandrailaganandilab5033 Před 3 lety +7

      Theres a game coold panzer war

  • @shinkreytpuylap
    @shinkreytpuylap Před 3 lety +2796

    That Maus has the fastest hull turn rate and turret turn rate i have ever seen

    • @cccaaawww8685
      @cccaaawww8685 Před 2 lety +85

      Also the Lee fires when it sees the side armor but why didn’t it when it was on the turn

    • @urodblin6117
      @urodblin6117 Před 2 lety +31

      Also, there are japanese kids in a German tank... This entire channel is shit

    • @eletrictarantula2321
      @eletrictarantula2321 Před 2 lety +51

      And their schools is literally a giant ship.

    • @boomgaming8714
      @boomgaming8714 Před 2 lety +8

      Right

    • @urodblin6117
      @urodblin6117 Před 2 lety +13

      @@eletrictarantula2321 why?? Japan has it's own tanks...

  • @Yuri_5091
    @Yuri_5091 Před rokem +44

    It's funny how the 180-ton Tank can't crush the hetzer, and it's funny that the tank doesn't go back

  • @theone_z1997
    @theone_z1997 Před rokem +19

    "Probably not enough to withstand the Maus"
    *Yeah, 188 tons, no shit*

  • @thegreenmist_gamingyt3107
    @thegreenmist_gamingyt3107 Před 2 lety +849

    Maus shell: going around 1580 to 1750 m/s
    Hetzer:*somehow avoids getting hit*

    • @CheekiBreeki-mq2my
      @CheekiBreeki-mq2my Před 2 lety +7

      dont only apfsds shells go that fast?

    • @lucaf5255
      @lucaf5255 Před rokem +8

      @@CheekiBreeki-mq2my i think he meant ft/s

    • @Alamandorious
      @Alamandorious Před rokem +3

      Hetzer's gonna hetz

    • @HIHIHJIHIHIH
      @HIHIHJIHIHIH Před rokem +6

      Definitely bad RNG that's the only reason they missed

    • @ryantcm187
      @ryantcm187 Před rokem +8

      @@CheekiBreeki-mq2my It's that speed in feet per second. My man here's got his imperial and metric mixed up.

  • @St.Matthew422
    @St.Matthew422 Před 3 lety +701

    Maus: heaviest tank that existed
    Anime: haha mini jagdpanzer goes lifting with easy

  • @TenshiYerlin
    @TenshiYerlin Před rokem +18

    Bro, imagine how scary it is to see not only one Maus, but three Maus in a single battlefield.

    • @rendycoya
      @rendycoya Před měsícem +2

      yeah i once saw that ,3 mouses got full downtier ,and i was in a an IS 2

    • @Laelekkkkkj
      @Laelekkkkkj Před měsícem +3

      only 2 were produced tho (one was unfinished)

  • @Nexus69420
    @Nexus69420 Před rokem +11

    I thought this was a normal German engineering animation about how to kill the invincible Maus.

    • @ilciabonno_69
      @ilciabonno_69 Před 2 dny

      And you find yourself watching Girls und Panzer

  • @katseatsushi4888
    @katseatsushi4888 Před 5 lety +975

    I love how people are saying that the tank physics are inaccurate while the anime is about high school girls fighting with tanks in their school uniforms

    • @yakzar5345
      @yakzar5345 Před 3 lety +22

      UwU

    • @Soap.--
      @Soap.-- Před 3 lety +63

      Lets start with that this battle is even happening is inaccurate Tanks never fight each other on such close range min distance during fights was 500m but most common was around 1000

    • @din_110z3
      @din_110z3 Před 3 lety +11

      Yeah. Dont give your son a tank..

    • @beIfy
      @beIfy Před 3 lety +45

      why go as far as to correct tank attack range when this anime literally shoots a white flag up when they get shot instead of getting killed

    • @deteriorated7965
      @deteriorated7965 Před 3 lety +9

      @@yakzar5345 you sad the forbiden word no likes for you

  • @imreallynoob8311
    @imreallynoob8311 Před 3 lety +1378

    Me:trying this in wot
    Hetzer: oof

  • @adrianshephard2215
    @adrianshephard2215 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I love how they decide the best way to kill a super heavy tank is to ram it head on

  • @ElmersHotWheelsCar
    @ElmersHotWheelsCar Před rokem +4

    German engineering: always the finest
    German engineering in this match:
    Germaint engineering

  • @dr.goldinson3583
    @dr.goldinson3583 Před 3 lety +754

    “Sir, the enemy has deployed a Maus super heavy tank, I’d advise us to retrea-“
    “BANZAI!”

  • @Dan86130
    @Dan86130 Před 3 lety +235

    "The best way is to uptier it"
    -Gaijin

    • @arthurvartanian6622
      @arthurvartanian6622 Před 2 lety +14

      Maus > Leo 1
      Gaijin logic.

    • @sheldonborb3593
      @sheldonborb3593 Před 2 lety +2

      "hey, looks like the reich did a really good job with this heavy tank in 1942, it would be a really good tank among its counterparts. Got it! Let's place at the same level with late 50s tanks, that will make the game completely fair!"

    • @sheldonborb3593
      @sheldonborb3593 Před 2 lety

      @DestroyerTom I was referring to the Tiger built in 1942, but that basically is applied to almost every german tank that was better in its respective period

    • @sheldonborb3593
      @sheldonborb3593 Před 2 lety

      @DestroyerTom when uptiered yes, it does

    • @sheldonborb3593
      @sheldonborb3593 Před 2 lety

      @DestroyerTom late ww2 tanks*
      Every technology and doctrine from 1942 is fairly surpassed in 1944 and 45

  • @thezizo33
    @thezizo33 Před rokem +1

    Every second of this is tank blasphemy..... I love it

  • @emrecelebi9482
    @emrecelebi9482 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I loved how they stacked the tanks on top of each other like a toy car 😂

  • @mochithepooh5368
    @mochithepooh5368 Před rokem +696

    Even after 9 years, this is still the best and the dumbest tank scene I've ever seen.

    • @Volume52
      @Volume52 Před rokem +14

      Have you not seen how they take down the Karl in the movie. I'd say that's better in absurdity

    • @mochithepooh5368
      @mochithepooh5368 Před rokem +22

      @@Volume52
      I think why the Maus kill hits mlre is because it's actually has realistic logic.
      What's the thinnest part of even the most heavily armored tank? The top side.
      How you hit the top side? You drive a wedge(read as Hetzer) to lift the front part.
      Bait the turret to expose the top side of the back part, lock the turret in place and hit the exposed top side from an elevation.

    • @guacamolejones6168
      @guacamolejones6168 Před rokem +11

      @@mochithepooh5368 The Maus weights 188 tons though, no wedge could withstand that much weight. That hetzer would’ve been a metal pancake by then

    • @beaconblaster33
      @beaconblaster33 Před rokem

      ​@@guacamolejones6168 terrain elevation:

    • @minute0420
      @minute0420 Před rokem +2

      @@beaconblaster33 good luck finding that on a real battlefield

  • @nemesisyi9189
    @nemesisyi9189 Před 2 lety +707

    Maus: *has thicc armor*
    M3 lee: fruck it, lets use a frucking machine gun

    • @mnicolas9742
      @mnicolas9742 Před 2 lety +35

      Well it was just a distraction

    • @Nobody-ob5od
      @Nobody-ob5od Před 2 lety +45

      @@mnicolas9742 honestly who the hell the will get distracted from bullets with a tank that can deflect every kind of WW2 tank round.

    • @starlucanoxcallofdutywarth9858
      @starlucanoxcallofdutywarth9858 Před 2 lety +33

      @@Nobody-ob5od School girls without real military training? I mean. They probably didn't like the sound of the ¿deflection? of the bullets. That shit sounds terrible. And like the mosquito in the night flying around. You just punch it.

    • @mnicolas9742
      @mnicolas9742 Před 2 lety +6

      @@starlucanoxcallofdutywarth9858 exactly. Besides, the crew on the Maus probably thought "hey, we can destroy those two without too much effort, let's do it". Which of course, was a bad idea 🤣🤣🤣

    • @starlucanoxcallofdutywarth9858
      @starlucanoxcallofdutywarth9858 Před 2 lety

      @@mnicolas9742 yeah, a questionable idea.

  • @CatFIB
    @CatFIB Před rokem +1

    I just like How the Maus didnt hide when A squad of tank coming towards

  • @wenomeyouindesama6027
    @wenomeyouindesama6027 Před rokem +2

    The fact that hetzer managed to lift the heaviest tank ever made is not disturbing me but the fact that this anime got away making child soldier sound fun

  • @jonnotfond6391
    @jonnotfond6391 Před 3 lety +305

    there were only 2 Maus ever made in this world and one of them was destroyed for a goddamn tournament

  • @jackfrost7389
    @jackfrost7389 Před 7 lety +1686

    Reality;
    Hetzer dies on impact.
    M3Lee gets rekt in a shot
    The tank on the top, would've got stuck on the hetzer, then rekt.
    Panzer *that one bounced*
    Others would just die

    • @_aquamarina9308
      @_aquamarina9308 Před 7 lety +54

      i see the Panzer IV bounced and drift wooooh....

    • @cheesecompactor1071
      @cheesecompactor1071 Před 7 lety +158

      Did the Maus ever think of reversing

    • @mar1314520
      @mar1314520 Před 7 lety +39

      38t VS 188t

    • @K9TheFirst1
      @K9TheFirst1 Před 7 lety +38

      I think they were trying. I thought I saw the tracks reversing, but the Hetzer was going forward too.

    • @exolegend8212
      @exolegend8212 Před 7 lety +26

      agree and the pyshics really sucks a lot

  • @zawtun4864
    @zawtun4864 Před rokem +3

    Ah yes, a universe where in ww2, enemies are allied with their enemies, and some enemies are enemies with their comrades

    • @most_red
      @most_red Před 8 měsíci +1

      and all the tank crews are composed of japanese high school girls

  • @gemmabutterworth1208
    @gemmabutterworth1208 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Its realistic if you think about it,
    A hetzer managing to hold a 188 ton beast on top of it a d not be crushed almost immediately, and holding an additional 13 ton tank as well.

  • @Beiratet-8
    @Beiratet-8 Před 3 lety +265

    Everyone: talks about how the anime girls killed a maus
    Me: *Bleeding from ears because of Earrape*

    • @Beiratet-8
      @Beiratet-8 Před 3 lety +4

      Like did you actually record this with 89% sound from max

    • @erichvondonitz5325
      @erichvondonitz5325 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Beiratet-8 actually the ear rape is actually in the anime

    • @krazant_bread5997
      @krazant_bread5997 Před 2 lety +4

      No we tank about the hetzer can hold the maus

    • @carlagiorgi9036
      @carlagiorgi9036 Před 2 lety +1

      THE ANIME GIRLS IS A GUP VOICE!!!

  • @vickybanashek8483
    @vickybanashek8483 Před 3 lety +127

    How to beat Maus in War Thunder: defy the laws of physics.

  • @mister_boi
    @mister_boi Před 6 měsíci +1

    Panzer IV: haha we broke your engine and transmision
    Maus: Nuh uh it broke itslesf half an hour ago

  • @JellyJam_Man
    @JellyJam_Man Před rokem +1

    “How to kill a maus”
    Defy the laws of physics

  • @Spectre_ski
    @Spectre_ski Před 7 lety +471

    The hetzer would probably be crushed already...

    • @thatdamngamers
      @thatdamngamers Před 7 lety +47

      you don't fucking say? 188 tonnes.... on the weak suspension of the Pz38(T)? no way!

    • @deutscheuberlegenheit7452
      @deutscheuberlegenheit7452 Před 7 lety +33

      Generalofkills Genofkills you don't ram a Maus with a hetzer real life when they would ram it they'd be dead on impact

    • @megumin2704
      @megumin2704 Před 7 lety +32

      Generalofkills Genofkills The tanks in this anime show have some extremely reinforced armor in their interior, to protect the crew from armor penetrations.
      The fact that the Hetzer was not crushed is just a side effect of the interior protection, one of the hetzer's crew member even jokes about it probably not being able to withstand a maus, after another crew member questioning the interior protection.
      On the flip side, the Hetzer breaks down and gets eliminated from the match a few seconds after getting out from under the Maus.

    • @darktronics9901
      @darktronics9901 Před 7 lety +7

      Officer Tex yeah there is a reason why all these girls survived even after taking a direct hit from other tanks, so the armor is probably reinforced

    • @megumin2704
      @megumin2704 Před 7 lety +10

      MilkyBob The armor on the Hetzer is not reinforced, but instead there is a extremely resistant layer of armor around the crew space of every tank in the show.
      That layer of armor is not only tough enough to resist a Maus ( even though one of the Hetzers crew members joked about it probably not being able to resist the weight of one) It also protects the crew from any armor penetrations.
      About ramming, they didnt really straight up collide but rather get under the Maus.

  • @josefemmanueldelacruz4502
    @josefemmanueldelacruz4502 Před 3 lety +890

    Fun fact: the maus commander is stupid they didnt go reverse but i love it

  • @illusionquad3385
    @illusionquad3385 Před 8 měsíci +1

    i know this is fictional, but that's not how the tank sight work, you dont just aim the sight in the place you want to shoot at such close range, the tank sight of the panzer was on the left, so they would have to aim slightly to the left in order to actually hit the engine, or whatever is in there

    • @Sagume-ido
      @Sagume-ido Před 8 měsíci +1

      In this anime they did show how to aim in a tank (episode 3). They showed how to adjust it and they show the real life crosshair with the triangles (while moving and stationary). The scene in which the panzer 4 is aiming in this vid is just a film shot direction to show the audience what is the target (you can see the tank adjusting downwards again in the scene)

  • @hashmeerakumar401
    @hashmeerakumar401 Před rokem +1

    German tanks+ hot anime girls= the best anime. Man i got to admit that this is one of my favorite animes🤤🤤🤤

  • @nrikiuu9860
    @nrikiuu9860 Před 3 lety +254

    Plot twist: the hetzer is made of titanium

  • @gamerhistorian7843
    @gamerhistorian7843 Před 7 lety +1499

    Coming Soon to WarThunder...

    • @madeagle1173
      @madeagle1173 Před 7 lety +1

      get me in on it

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 Před 7 lety +9

      GERMAN ZEINS IS GREAT ZEINS!!!!
      ARYAN STEEEEELLL

    • @TheWikingWarrior
      @TheWikingWarrior Před 7 lety +18

      Type 89 is a light tank, whole game confirmed for shit.

    • @-_-JJ
      @-_-JJ Před 7 lety

      sing me RIGHT THE FUCK IN

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 Před 7 lety +7

      Soviet Lucario
      Don't forget your exclusive anime poster awarded to the first ten buyers

  • @austriancountryball6233
    @austriancountryball6233 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Im pretty Sure the "Maus" would crush the "Hetzer under its own weigth( the" Maus weigth 188 tons ).

  • @imunaev0953
    @imunaev0953 Před 10 měsíci

    Physics and logic: *exists*
    Girls Und Panzer: Screw you, guys!

  • @user-rp3js6ux8p
    @user-rp3js6ux8p Před 6 lety +250

    in anime, human can avoid the bullets
    and tanks do too

    • @th5160
      @th5160 Před 6 lety +2

      권율민 I laughed so hard when the hezer dodges the maus’s shell.

    • @ygorschuma3059
      @ygorschuma3059 Před 5 lety +2

      특대빌런 They didn't dodge the shell, they saw the Maus was taking aim and split up, the gunner missed her shot, that's all.

    • @kalsyphr5039
      @kalsyphr5039 Před 5 lety +7

      Pássaro Azul the hetzer did dodge it. A tank cant drive like a jeep, and thats exactly what the hetzer did to dodge lmao its all just anime logic xD

    • @gamerito100
      @gamerito100 Před 5 lety

      xKoreotic I mean, the tanks in the anime are suppossed to move way better than a normal tank (because is only a competition, not a real battle), so they indeed moved when the Maus aimed

    • @ghostintheroom
      @ghostintheroom Před 4 lety

      xKoreotic you would be surprised

  • @7Ties
    @7Ties Před 3 lety +424

    Best way to kill a Maus: Wait for the engine to overheat or run out of fuel or bombard it with bombs from an air raid. Definitely don't drive a Hetzer into the Maus as you will get completely destroyed.

    • @Jetti-by7cf
      @Jetti-by7cf Před 2 lety +5

      They can wait but enemy reinforcement will be there already..its gonna be difficult to win

    • @kennorcott7074
      @kennorcott7074 Před 2 lety +5

      Unless the hetzer driver was suicidal I don’t think this is an issue to worry about irl

    • @Jetti-by7cf
      @Jetti-by7cf Před 2 lety +8

      There are no bomber plane in this anime its not even real life...anime is full author's imaginations

    • @-zitrone-
      @-zitrone- Před 2 lety

      True

    • @stephenhataway2303
      @stephenhataway2303 Před rokem +6

      As a war thunderer watching this, making me want to try it in the actually game

  • @ethan3009
    @ethan3009 Před rokem +2

    I feel like they didn’t have to kill the mouse knowing how slow it was they probably could’ve just out run it

  • @28.radityatris29
    @28.radityatris29 Před rokem +1

    Girls und Panzer: exist...
    *Physics leave the match

    • @TheGreyBird71
      @TheGreyBird71 Před měsícem

      There is an explanation for it in the actual series

  • @teddo9615
    @teddo9615 Před 7 lety +109

    This matchmaking got worse bruhhh... seriously? A Maus and a Type 89?!?! Gaijin... get your shit together

  • @jackiecheng7209
    @jackiecheng7209 Před 3 lety +87

    This Anime is simply Anti-Newton Maus wight 188tons the most heavy tank in the world so far, Hetzer simply can not drive under it, if it even manage to did it with special terrain it will turn into a flat piece of metal under the Mats tank.

    • @XperimentalOdin
      @XperimentalOdin Před 2 lety +6

      And then the Type 89B driving on top adding it's weight to the mix for a total of 200 metric tonnes, not counting crew.
      Even counting for not all the weight being directly on it bc of the ground, the Jagdpanzer 38(t) would have crumpled like it were aluminium foil.

    • @kriss3401
      @kriss3401 Před 2 lety

      Wait isn't a tank from ww1 the heaviest
      A French tank I belive
      Or was it the biggest

    • @shouhanyun8203
      @shouhanyun8203 Před 2 lety

      @@kriss3401 We're talking about prototypes, not designs

    • @XperimentalOdin
      @XperimentalOdin Před 2 lety

      @@shouhanyun8203 Char 2C

    • @kriss3401
      @kriss3401 Před 2 lety

      @@shouhanyun8203 char 2c is the largest tank, it's not the heaviest but yes it is the largest

  • @Schloop951
    @Schloop951 Před rokem

    The baneblade from warhammer 40k: Am i a joke to you

  • @randomguyonthesidewalkprod5635
    @randomguyonthesidewalkprod5635 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Still didn’t think you would need mostly German tanks to kill a GERMAN MAUS

  • @edwardsomething.2317
    @edwardsomething.2317 Před 6 lety +184

    You see, this is why I like Japan.

  • @trooper_0257
    @trooper_0257 Před 6 lety +49

    “We barely scratched their armor.”

    • @PRORAGEGUY
      @PRORAGEGUY Před 3 lety +4

      AH YES, WOT REFERENCE

    • @MdickieFilms
      @MdickieFilms Před 3 lety +1

      My favourite lines is the crew says "ricochet"

    • @imnotvladimirputin
      @imnotvladimirputin Před 3 lety +1

      Text: Ricochet!
      The commander: CRITICAL HIT!!

    • @s1r_s0ur14
      @s1r_s0ur14 Před 3 lety +3

      “That one didn’t go though”

    • @VinoProduction192
      @VinoProduction192 Před 2 lety +1

      @@imnotvladimirputin Actually it hits a track or modules but ricochet

  • @TAROM_737Aviation
    @TAROM_737Aviation Před rokem +1

    The maus: hello there daughter
    Me and the gang: eh shut yo invasions
    The battle:

  • @tougedriftman492
    @tougedriftman492 Před rokem +1

    Daebom be like: WOOOOAAAAAA YEAH BABBBBYYYY

  • @aserkill6096
    @aserkill6096 Před 3 lety +61

    As much as I like GuP, you ain't stopping a moving Maus, even Abrams will get pushed back when the 188ton beast comes pushing forward

    • @maverixXXV
      @maverixXXV Před 3 lety +2

      Reminds me of that WT video where a Maus pushed an Abram of a building

    • @maverixXXV
      @maverixXXV Před 2 lety

      @Flyer452 Unofficial yes

    • @slimetank394
      @slimetank394 Před 2 lety +4

      You don't stop a Maus, it's engine will die on it's own weight.

  • @thatgun6726
    @thatgun6726 Před rokem +69

    I love how they all have guns for range but instead of firing at a distance they just do a ridiculous battle charge like they're using swords😅

    • @chitandaeru7239
      @chitandaeru7239 Před rokem +4

      Oh you'd be surprise how close some ww2 era cannons needed to be to penetrate certain armor reliably

    • @livingcheese3995
      @livingcheese3995 Před rokem +6

      I mean dude the maus is metal beast with 200mm of slopped armor and you think they can just shoot it from a distance ?

    • @havalosia
      @havalosia Před rokem +1

      @@chitandaeru7239 While playing a pvp spaceship shit game, one said. "mf you get FARTHER not CLOSER to deal more damage idiot"

    • @tugalord
      @tugalord Před rokem

      @@livingcheese3995 the steel is so crappy it will probably shatter from a high explosive shell.

    • @livingcheese3995
      @livingcheese3995 Před rokem

      @@tugalord are you talking about the maus?

  • @notsofrenchy
    @notsofrenchy Před 8 měsíci

    How to kill the Maus: just run and wait for it to run out of fuel because of how inefficient it is

  • @shawnbrower4062
    @shawnbrower4062 Před 5 měsíci

    How to kill a maus break several laws of physics and make the crew pf the maus completely incompetent . Good to know

  • @sigi9737
    @sigi9737 Před 3 lety +277

    To those asking why Hetzer wasn't crushed, in the anime it was explained that the interior of all tanks were reinforced with some material (don't remember what kind or if it was mentioned), these tanks are far much more sturdier than even nowadays tanks let alone the real WW2 tanks they were made to withstand a direct hit from 600mm shells while the crew wouldn't even get scratched, after all this is a sci fi anime in which people have constructed ships that are more than 10km in length.

    • @pixisp6347
      @pixisp6347 Před 2 lety +18

      They could afford 200tons...

    • @randomguy2925
      @randomguy2925 Před 2 lety +2

      What anime is it?

    • @hatokra678
      @hatokra678 Před 2 lety +11

      @@randomguy2925title of anime is girls und panzer

    • @alvinjan3486
      @alvinjan3486 Před 2 lety +13

      It was called carbon coating these thing can withstand anything

    • @insertpng6289
      @insertpng6289 Před 2 lety +33

      Ah yes, fucking carbon can keep a hectzer, mind you has little armor, from being crushed by a least 90 tons (accounting for only half a maus)

  • @bsg2621
    @bsg2621 Před 6 lety +469

    maus be like "NANI?!"

  • @Kageki-mm9mg
    @Kageki-mm9mg Před 9 měsíci +1

    War Thunder arcade moment:

    • @spasti7026
      @spasti7026 Před 8 měsíci

      Most relatable comment here

  • @kaidenfiregamer2500
    @kaidenfiregamer2500 Před rokem +2

    Maus weights 188 tons
    Hetzer:some how doesn’t get crushed to a pancake
    Physics:wait that’s illegal

  • @unfortunateonblitz4984
    @unfortunateonblitz4984 Před 3 lety +128

    best way to kill a maus: wait for it to run out of fuel, or when it breaks down ( wating time: 10-20 mins)

    • @bruhwtfyt
      @bruhwtfyt Před 3 lety +15

      Best way is circling around it. Maus is slow

    • @Fransiska_234
      @Fransiska_234 Před 3 lety +6

      Make the player get angry

    • @erojerisiz1571
      @erojerisiz1571 Před 3 lety

      The only thing stopping you is other tanks really

    • @kyedeguzman2905
      @kyedeguzman2905 Před 3 lety +1

      Other way:knock the entire crew out,then blow up the ammo

    • @bruhwtfyt
      @bruhwtfyt Před 3 lety +2

      @@kyedeguzman2905 *it didnt penerate their armor*

  • @justinkam9729
    @justinkam9729 Před 7 lety +457

    Hey, you in the light tank! Get out of the way!
    Don't want to. Also, the Type 89 is not a light tank. It's a medium tank.
    There are two kinds of tanks in this world: Light tanks, and the Maus.

    • @gorogorogoro-chan
      @gorogorogoro-chan Před 7 lety +1

      lmao

    • @winterguy2513
      @winterguy2513 Před 7 lety +10

      Justin kam dont forget the t 95 and kv 2

    • @arlonmacasinag6075
      @arlonmacasinag6075 Před 6 lety +1

      There are 3 tanks four tanks even five!

    • @redodprograng9556
      @redodprograng9556 Před 6 lety +19

      OK here's how it goes:
      -light tanks
      -kv2
      -maus
      -p1000 ratte
      -p1500 monster
      -p2000 gott (debated whether it exists)
      -imperial star destroyer

    • @chooyongming110
      @chooyongming110 Před 6 lety +1

      Add 'Medium tanks' and 'Heavy tanks' in between Light tanks and the Maus

  • @ItsPali
    @ItsPali Před 2 měsíci

    Bro the most cursed thing about this is seeing some german tanks fighting other german tanks

  • @Klaus_Kaizer
    @Klaus_Kaizer Před 4 měsíci

    Javilen Anti Tank Launcher, any modern armor piercing, heavy artillery shells: “Allow us to introduce ourselves.”

  • @Tower0798
    @Tower0798 Před 5 lety +82

    0:40 Imma gonna try that later in war thunder

  • @zu_vl9163
    @zu_vl9163 Před 2 lety +697

    In reality, Maus would’ve offed them all in the matter of minutes

    • @GodILoveFentanyl
      @GodILoveFentanyl Před 2 lety +155

      no, the maus will overheated and explode

    • @zu_vl9163
      @zu_vl9163 Před 2 lety +29

      @@GodILoveFentanyl That is if the Maus was ever used

    • @eletrictarantula2321
      @eletrictarantula2321 Před 2 lety +16

      Unless the maus breaks down

    • @zu_vl9163
      @zu_vl9163 Před 2 lety +9

      @@eletrictarantula2321 Which is very likely.

    • @zu_vl9163
      @zu_vl9163 Před 2 lety +4

      @カイルbababoie A C4 explosive was created in 1956, meaning they couldn’t have been used if the Maus every saw action.

  • @budgie_io3897
    @budgie_io3897 Před rokem

    anime: you can kill a maus by shooting the back of its turret!
    war thunder: ur so funny!

  • @5_marvelrinaldi621
    @5_marvelrinaldi621 Před 14 dny

    Ah yes…. I still remember how me and the old boys used to laught at the sheer silliness of tanks and girls

  • @v8_u252
    @v8_u252 Před 7 lety +522

    The hetzer would've been crushed, the stug III probably couldn't penetrate unless it hit the turnstile of the turret. Also there's no way a type 89 could ever do that with its pile of shit speed.

    • @sagichnichtsowiesonicht7326
      @sagichnichtsowiesonicht7326 Před 7 lety +18

      TheGoldenJames you. I like you.

    • @tor112233
      @tor112233 Před 7 lety +55

      ITS A FUCKING CARTOON NOT WW2 FOTAGE

    • @jerrodp8918
      @jerrodp8918 Před 7 lety +41

      SERLVER footage was actually taken by a soviet soldier on the eastern front in 1944

    • @lucastuart3105
      @lucastuart3105 Před 7 lety +42

      The weeaboos actually defending this pile of innacurate trash triggers me.

    • @tor112233
      @tor112233 Před 7 lety +26

      i dont even know what this is, was in my recommended so watched it. Its clearly not trying to be accurate so there is no reason to point out the obvious

  • @Lian0916
    @Lian0916 Před 3 lety +32

    Anime: can block attacks
    IRL: can block attacks
    Game: kills you instantly

  • @kiefferg5193
    @kiefferg5193 Před 4 měsíci

    Even with the explosion did you forget the maus has super thick armour

  • @mremeroblox
    @mremeroblox Před rokem

    NEIN, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THESE PUNY TANKS CAN WITHSTAND THE MIGHT OF ZE GLORIOUS REICH

  • @Epsilon-18
    @Epsilon-18 Před 2 lety +40

    Everybody in WoT knows exactly how to destroy a Maus.
    Step 1: Grab MS-1 from garage.
    Step 2: Troll

  • @rithypheap4546
    @rithypheap4546 Před 2 lety +43

    Almost half of the Maus killing ability is crushing tank, yet the Hetzer just took it.

    • @hetzer5926
      @hetzer5926 Před 2 lety +1

      Hetzer gonna Hetz

    • @ohauss
      @ohauss Před rokem

      @GIZMO 2.0 Physics would have meant that the Maus can't get there to begin with because some bridge or overpass can't bear its weight.

  • @hazmatredsuit
    @hazmatredsuit Před 7 měsíci

    Russians tankers in ww2: HOW THE F*CK DO WE HAVE TO DO THAT!?

  • @Del80VR
    @Del80VR Před 11 měsíci

    shooting a maus with that small of a cannon is like trying to shoot down a plane with a water gun

  • @Creeperboy099
    @Creeperboy099 Před 2 lety +186

    I have a feeling that for the purpose of the sport, the armor is actually reinforced (but the system still simulates a lethal shell penetration by disabling the tank) and that the engines are actually tweaked to crank out much more hp, explaining how fast the tanks can go

    • @idkanymore6897
      @idkanymore6897 Před 2 lety +33

      damn bro, those engines must be extra tweaked because those tanks go at the speed of sound dayum

    • @chitandaeru7239
      @chitandaeru7239 Před rokem +13

      Definitely cuz they made a Porche Tiger go fast enough to run diagonally on a wall of dirt

    • @dtly50
      @dtly50 Před rokem +12

      @@chitandaeru7239 more porche than tiger apparently.

    • @black-op345gaming5
      @black-op345gaming5 Před rokem +9

      @@chitandaeru7239 bro did they literally engine swap the Tiger’s engine with a twin-turbocharged v8 hybrid engine out of a Porsche 918 Spyder?

    • @eidrag
      @eidrag Před rokem

      shell actually hit the girls directly

  • @Bukit808
    @Bukit808 Před 6 lety +157

    I find it funny how people cant get over that its just an anime, it was created for enjoyment of viewers and not based on realism, its like warthunders arcade mode, or world of tanks and its health bars. Its only anime and it doesnt have to follow accuracy, and if you have watched the anime you would know that the tanks are carbon coated to protect the crew. So what, yes the hetzer would get crushed by a maus in real life but this is not real life, every one makes like everything must be historically accurate, why exactly must it have to be accurate, i found the anime to be very creative and i thank the creator for bringing out a unique anime, its not common to see a anime having to do with tanks, infact this anime actually got me back into enjoying world of tanks.

    • @Bukit808
      @Bukit808 Před 6 lety +20

      And this anime was really well done. I enjoyed every battle.

    • @Bukit808
      @Bukit808 Před 6 lety +11

      And plus aslong as you know that this cant happen in real life, there should be nothing to complain about

    • @AstroParallax
      @AstroParallax Před 6 lety +3

      Peter 1808 anime name?

    • @Wokco30
      @Wokco30 Před 6 lety +7

      DepressivoFeliz ZIKA Girls und Panzer

    • @Wokco30
      @Wokco30 Před 6 lety +21

      People looking for realism in an anime where high school girls drive tanks

  • @caiden4499
    @caiden4499 Před rokem +1

    Historical tanks in anime:

  • @That-one-guy891
    @That-one-guy891 Před 3 měsíci

    The hetzer under the Maus would be crushed if the laws of physics was available in this show

  • @yoshibutkagekira7899
    @yoshibutkagekira7899 Před 3 lety +5

    The only way to defeat a maus is patience, Transmissions will break.

  • @Kaiserreich2.0
    @Kaiserreich2.0 Před 3 lety +87

    Pretty sure that Heltzer would have been crushed like paper under the weight of 188tons of the finest German steel available

    • @SoggyToast123
      @SoggyToast123 Před 3 lety +5

      All tanks in the anime are reinforced with carbon, they even said that in this exact scene

    • @Kaiserreich2.0
      @Kaiserreich2.0 Před 3 lety +3

      @@SoggyToast123 I still call bull shit cause even then the maus tank in nearly 200 tons

    • @RuminatingKiwi927
      @RuminatingKiwi927 Před 3 lety +11

      @@SoggyToast123 well alright, even if the tank is reinforced with such material. The tension of the material would be really huge and bending it but not breaking it.
      Those girls would've died inside the crushed tank and you can't really open it up to retrieve their bodies. but overall... This is anime.

    • @RuminatingKiwi927
      @RuminatingKiwi927 Před 3 lety +4

      @@SoggyToast123 also that you mentioned that the tanks are reinforced with carbon. Then the maus might've been reinforced with carbon too ,meaning the tank is going to be heavier than originally.

    • @Fransiska_234
      @Fransiska_234 Před 3 lety

      That Hetzer is created from titanium or something from space

  • @Ki42shiN001
    @Ki42shiN001 Před 4 měsíci

    "Push the door back with all your guts."

  • @eisenbahnerharthausen
    @eisenbahnerharthausen Před 20 dny

    Everything fun and games until Landkreuzer Ratte with 35m length and 1100 tons shows up

  • @endyman9938
    @endyman9938 Před 3 lety +87

    Me: ok let's watch how to kill a maus
    Also me: *IS THIS A TANK ANIME?*

  • @ffdf_8601
    @ffdf_8601 Před rokem +12

    In every movie destroying maus: victory
    Reality: failure

  • @chacteo
    @chacteo Před rokem

    Muas: can make a tank massacre take place any second now
    Bedrock: 😨

  • @mister_boi
    @mister_boi Před 6 měsíci +1

    I think my brain just got disinegtated, heated to Kugelblitz temperature after watching this, like damn I know its anime but put some respect on Maus Panzerkampfwagen

  • @spartanonymous113
    @spartanonymous113 Před 2 lety +15

    Maus: *too heavy to raise*
    Hetzer: "Haha. Do you even lift Bro?"

  • @manageable_f164
    @manageable_f164 Před 2 lety +57

    Small tank: gets under a super heavy tank that weighs 188 tons
    Physics: wait that's illegal

  • @K-S-Z_00
    @K-S-Z_00 Před rokem +1

    Meanwhile that one lazy girl in Jadgpanzer e-100 hiding in bushes: Smile for da camera

  • @mrhudson7750
    @mrhudson7750 Před rokem

    very educational. now ill learn how to scream when i see a maus.

  • @ThePurpleguy123
    @ThePurpleguy123 Před 8 lety +131

    Please tell me someone's gonna upload the BT-42 and Karl scene from the movie? It's so much more ridiculous than this

    • @catfish2
      @catfish2 Před 6 lety +4

      ThePurpleguy123 actually watch GuP, hmm seems interesting....

    • @arandomr3462
      @arandomr3462 Před 6 lety

      N-NANI? Purpleguy?

    • @Nekyomi
      @Nekyomi Před 6 lety

      Here search Girls und Panzer das finale BT-42 secene okay?

    • @beat6039
      @beat6039 Před 6 lety

      ThePurpleguy123 nandato purple Sama is here???

    • @sundowner8326
      @sundowner8326 Před 6 lety

      'Ello there Purple

  • @andrewmontgomery5621
    @andrewmontgomery5621 Před 3 lety +13

    1:41:"It's over, Maus. I have the High Ground!"

  • @ayrtonlucas419
    @ayrtonlucas419 Před rokem

    1:17
    -Arthur, get out of the tank.
    -You're not my dad.

  • @ThatPhonkEnjoyer
    @ThatPhonkEnjoyer Před rokem

    So real. In war thunder the horde probably would have died once they made eye contact with the maus