SEAL CAS: Negative on the airstrike, seargant, you're danger close, you need to get Oscar Mike before we can authorize. Spetsnaz CAS: FUCKING SEND IT IVAN
Cars Gaming Random That’s similar to what they did with snipers in ww1, the used a fake soldier to find its position where they would then either outsnipe the sniper... or just blow him the fuck up.
@@coolsceegaming6178 Didn't they try to do the same thing with Simo Hayha, that one Finnish sniper during WW2, they try to use counter snipers and even artillery in an attempt to snuff him out but he survived throughout the war and killed about an estimated 500 before being shot in the face with an explosive bullet, which lead to him retiring later on I think.
But whats whit Ivan, Zlatan, Tito, Igor, Vadim(actually better not him), SLAVen, Boris, Babushka, Djedushka, Shukun Shukun Shukun Shukun Shukun Shukun Shukun Babushka, Vladislav, Tomislav, Ladislav(nope), Staljin, Ljenin, Marks, Anatoli and all the other Gopnik family members? (Btw. Shukun means Grand {like in Grandpa})
*Americans:* Bob: alright, group of enemies, chris take alpha team and flank on the right in go in on the left *Russians:* Viktor: ivan, enemy's Ivan: missile? Viktor: missile
@@barnoahmed3721 the tsar bomb and the hydrogen bomb are two diffrent types of bombs though but isn't a hydrogen bomb a bigger boom but a tsar bomb is nucular so the lasting effects are longer
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You break his hand
He blows your land
good one
Metin _ best one yet
Best
Metin _ Sexually?
Isaiah De Luna yup...
My brain: "watch it again"
Me: "why?"
My brain: "Just do it"
MOSKAU MOSKAU
ok this meme just died very quick
Yup
Very accurate your comment
My brain see comments
Me:- Why
Brain:- Just see
Me:gets bullied
Mom:tell the principal
Dad:fight back
Grandpa:
This is Russia not school
@@kmkedelyn20r/whoooosh
TRUE
Grandpa had glashbacks
Underrated comment😂
Dimitri: hey Ivan, yesterday a huge man broke my arm
Ivan: hey Dimitri, we have missile launcher.
Russian variant of this name isn't a "Dimitri", it's Dmitrii
@goat4649 "who cares"? Russian people.
@goat4649nah,its all good brother.its for extra knowledge
You break his arm,
*He breaks your city.*
Facts
Lol
Good Trade...
@@davidneuman2292 trade? We do not allow capitalism in the ssr!
i think you mean you break this fucking ABSOLUTE UNITS ARM HE BREAK'S YOUR COUNTRY
Legend has it that even deaf people can hear the music
The Great Soviet Leader Himself, URA TO THE MOTHERLAND!
It doesn't need ears to listen all it needs is abandant love for russia
CAN IT BE
Fuck you stalin
Im back
My neighbor: I have the best fireworks!
Me 1 hour later:
UWUWUWUWU
"They broke my arm. I Broke their defences"
who's watched this more than once
Me
Meeeeee
Me
Millions
Iamhappythingy me
“How to get rid of toxic friends”
Google: Don’t hang out with them.
Bing:
Wow 😳😳😳😳
Bing moment
Well that's what we do in Soviet Union before we collapsed
Underrated comment
uh ohhhh
How to defend myself from a bully
Google: ask help to trusted adults, try to stay far from them
Bing:
Ty Bing
If this doesn’t play at my funeral, I’m dying
:/
U already dead HOL' UP-
His USSR mom when this plays: MOSCOW MOSCOW
If it plays, you resurrect and march to Berlin
No shiit
-It's time to lunch
-Roger
- I said lunch don't launch!
Ay Blyat...
It’s time for lunch not to lunch that’s why
Lel
Are you Spanish? English doesn't use upside down marks before the sentence.
...
you break Ivan's arm, now Ivan break you
You push lvan off cliff and he breaks his arm he breaks your country
czcams.com/video/YkWw8h1oDFY/video.html I think that's where he breaks his arm lol
InfeKtION Games your 760th LIKER is here (Jesus do I have to do this all over again)
Wissam Awad LMAO , good one
why did ace like yours and not the one with 3k likes?
Now I realised why aliens don't invade Russia 😂
Нуууу дааа согл 😂😂😂😂
Aliens: *coming to earth*
Russia: LAUNCH THE MISSILES
The truck: 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Boy: Dad im being bullied
Dad: by who?
Boy: the boy who live across the street
Dad:
I have rounded up my friends, I will use them to destroy his house
Nice
SteamManx
That is a peter griffin thing to do
@@Ngormanphotography lol
lol
Dimitri: they broke my arm.
Ivan: no problem fam
I actually got that 😂 Rusci
heartwarning
Why is my name on these memes
Yooooo wtf my name is Dimitri
We will make them pay with the hail of missles
Legend says the rockets haven't stopped
Edit:
"How many missiles do you want launched?"
"Yes"
this never gets old
Just like the bastards that broke Ivan's arm.
This video is the reason why Aliens never invaded Russia in movies
exactly
You forgot the tomorrow war
The darkest hour.
Metro !!! But its mutant not aliens
No its because they killed them already
Lamo
*When the quiet kid reaches to grab something and then grabs a radio*
lol
@Amanda Archer More like school shootings in Stalingrad during WW2
Lmao
"Barrage my position. Fire for effect."
This is the quiet kids car lmao
Why do I hear boss music
Also can we just realise how calmly he walks away
Son: Dad! An American kid insulted me!
Dad: No problem, i got ya
Moscow, moscow! Billy is a handyman!
Zephyr Bernier 😁
Capitalist pig.
Porcelain's the surest plan
@@michaelwong8878 lmao good job
Dinah steeler is too loose
Those are not missiles... Those are *_RUSSIAN WEDDING FIREWORKS_*
True communism
Those are our fireworks.
@@insaneusername8340 yes comrade
Tf
Russian missiles in fact are much powerfull and bigger than that, maybe even bigger then America missiles. I ALWAYS HONOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!
SEAL CAS: Negative on the airstrike, seargant, you're danger close, you need to get Oscar Mike before we can authorize.
Spetsnaz CAS: FUCKING SEND IT IVAN
In Russia, this is simply how they say happy new year!
Girls Locker Room: Ugh, PE is so stupid...
Boys Locker Room:
I’m dying 😂😂😂
What are you doing out of your cell, scp 049?
@@Isaac1539oblock
-WhyDoesEveryoneCallMeThat-
@@agentplaguemask8082 don't worry you will get use to it
So true
*When the silent kid suddenly pulls out the walky talky:*
Wow
*TARGET LOCKED DEPLOYING MISSILES*
Such an underrated comment.
Not even radio Walk talky
*CONFUSED UNGA BUNGA*
Someone: gets bullied
Google: tell a trusted adult
Bing: suka blyat
america: we have the best missiles vehicle russia: hold my vodka
America: Finds the exact location of that sniper
Russians: Who wants to do math no one send missiles
Cars Gaming Random
That’s similar to what they did with snipers in ww1, the used a fake soldier to find its position where they would then either outsnipe the sniper... or just blow him the fuck up.
@@coolsceegaming6178 Didn't they try to do the same thing with Simo Hayha, that one Finnish sniper during WW2, they try to use counter snipers and even artillery in an attempt to snuff him out but he survived throughout the war and killed about an estimated 500 before being shot in the face with an explosive bullet, which lead to him retiring later on I think.
Bandit correct, when i meant blow them the fuck up i meant they would use Artillery, but at the end of the day they get blown yp
Привет вам от иссконно русских меня (:О
USA
You break his bone...
He destroys your home
Yes, comrade. Thats how Russia works.
People must face it...
You break his arm.
He breaks your city.
Stolen
Edward Anderson no his home destroy you that’s how it works in russia
No he breaks OUR home.
Me: hey what’s wrong?
Random kid: bullies
Me:
"You break my arm, I break your city"
The fact that is arm is broken makes this 1000% cooler
@@leon.brocki no actually the missiles were shot to Ukraine as a warning because the Ukrainian military blew up a bus full of unarmed civilians
@@hninpannyunt276 Proof it wasn't the Azov, or that it happened at all?
@@somerandommen I’m not sure if it’s real but I saw it on a comment he said he did do research about it so it could be fake or real idk
@@hninpannyunt276 deserves those fuckers right
I think they mean the volnovakha bus attack.
12 cilivians were killed
*Break Ivan's arm*
*Ivan replies with misles*
why is my name on these memes
Ivan Cruz same with me i think we Ivans are Superstars now
Yey
Havana nananana
Grammar Police
*Missiles*
The creators of this song certainly have a deep understanding of Russian soul.
is it just me or is the song genuinely fire with it upped to obscenely loud volumes
0:10 Spongebob seeing a dirty spot on a plate.
best comment :v
Oh yeah I remember that episode
Haha
Love that episode
Davide Valenti yeah yeah oh OH YEAH YEAH oH yEAH YEaH ESGYSEDRWACGYGUHTDS HOW TO MAKE MINECRAFT CRINGEY
Humans: the search for alien life continues
Aliens: *come to earth*
Humans:
Martin Ford accurate on what we’d probably do.
Cuz human scared what they dont understand
Like me i scared math
Because when two civilization meets only the most powerful and advanced survive
Aliens would probably think these missiles are from the stone ages
😂😂
When you beat the Russian kid at csgo
"You Fool! I only need one hand to call in the missles!"
Me: Send nukes
Ivan: Okay
Me: Nudes*
*wait*
His name is Ivan?
@Senhor Tofim i know,but i wasn't sure if his name is Ivan
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
his name is also Bogdan or Богдан.
his wife’s name is also Natasha or Наташа.
“Rain fire”
“But sire, our troops!”
“J U S T D O I T”
"Comrade, our men..."
"Moskau, Moskau!"
"Order the infantry charge... But don't stop the artillery."
He is thanos
Bring me Thanooooossss ⚡
It’s ok it’s there troops no it’s our troops
0:10 😂
Somone:How many time you have watched this? Me:Yes
America :We have missles
Russia :WE ARE THE MISSLES
That would be japan in ww2 but ok it's funny
those are rockets
@@gerald1495
Its nukes¿
what is this ISIS?
0:10 *Moskau Moskau, Bill is an handyman!*
Billy is a handy man
Wait a minute
Omg it does sound like that
Goddammit I just saw that video before watching this.
Lol
- Yuri
- Whats wrong tavarisch?
- They broke my arm
- ...
- ...
- *_Our turn_*
I went over my sound barrier, and now I am bleeding from laughing
In Soviet Russia,you don't visit Russia ...
Russia visits you
But what if Zlatan visits?
But whats whit Ivan, Zlatan, Tito, Igor, Vadim(actually better not him), SLAVen, Boris, Babushka, Djedushka, Shukun Shukun Shukun Shukun Shukun Shukun Shukun Babushka, Vladislav, Tomislav, Ladislav(nope), Staljin, Ljenin, Marks, Anatoli and all the other Gopnik family members?
(Btw. Shukun means Grand {like in Grandpa})
Blizzard Pancakes Don't you ever understand a joke?
but you are in Russia.
Who Am You how do u know ._.
When a hacker joined a server
xXx_U.S.A_xXx left the server
Hey KID
russia727 joined the game
When they rush b
When u play a match and a hacker has infinite nades
Wagner is pointing those missiles to Moscow now
why the fuck are you posting this under a 5 year old video that has nothing to do with it xDDD
No
This is art.
When the quiet kid realizes you know he’s a Russian spy
I am the quite kid!!!
I'm the Russian spy
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR
That explains a lot.
@@mr._money_123 same
Beautiful
Been looking for this meme for a while.
*Americans:*
Bob: alright, group of enemies, chris take alpha team and flank on the right in go in on the left
*Russians:*
Viktor: ivan, enemy's
Ivan: missile?
Viktor: missile
I think both countries love a big boom. We happen to have invented big booms, you know
@@Spoon80085 yes but russia made better big booms
@@Klosop They made the Tsar Boom
@@barnoahmed3721 the tsar bomb and the hydrogen bomb are two diffrent types of bombs though but isn't a hydrogen bomb a bigger boom but a tsar bomb is nucular so the lasting effects are longer
@@barnoahmed3721 The biggest boom that is!
In soviet russia this video watches you
Creepy
Americans when they fall: Ouch my hands hurts i think i broke and bone
Russians when they fell: suka blyat *stands up* *drinks vodka as energy drink*
Him:"they destroy my arm, i destroy them country!"
Song : russian
Title : english
Lyrics : german
Hotel : trivago
That's not a russian song
Moscow - russian lol
Thats a german song.
czcams.com/video/NvS351QKFV4/video.html
@@KartonIsDead he meant to say that the song was about Russia
A música é feita por alemães?
blyatiful, just blyatiful
FilterHat Soglasovano!
TheNeonFury B cool
K
I died.
FilterHat you said fuckiful
Mi compa explicando porq falto a clases XD
thats some good stuff comrade
When the bully breaks your pen so you break his spinal cord
Let's all be honest, we all watched this more than once.
@Tsep_ Let's be honest, no.
Yes
Let's be honest, this video didn't age so well when it comes to combat performance of Russian Army.
@@teemukustila true
yep
My toilet when i get diarrhea:
break Ivan's arm,he break yo city.
Alien: *invades*
Ivan : *you messed with the motherland and now you must pay*
0:10
Mess with [FOR THE MOTHERLAAAAAND!], we turn you into sand.
Alien: ah sh*t we messed with the wrong country its the motherland
@@Schtauffen04 ok wdym?
Alien: OH FUCK RUNN
When you see a spider in your room
L0B0YT I can relate 🤣🤣🤣
L0B0YT ahaha
When someone copies a comment
dragon killer when someone edits a comment.
True Flameslinger have a problem?
The orphanage 5 miles away: 💀
Plot twist: moscow is the target of the missiles
Russia: "All missiles have been transferred, now do the transaction."
Buyer: **not enough funds**
Russia:
he still got the missiles,lol😂
Russia: oh then here is more missiles, fast delivery aswell
When u see a spider on the wall
XD
Nah i use north Korea
rufus davies When u see a western spy on the wall
rufus davies when you see a kapatilist on the street
Yep.. Why doesn't this have any likes. Am I the only one who liked it?? ;c
Me at lunch: And that guy stole my lunch money.
Russian Exchange Student: Say no more.
How I see myself when I get a shell+secondary+RPG+grenade+mounted howitzer combo in armored patrol
that's the russian version of firecrackers 😂
Lelz true
Still it's the best Meme😙
I agree.
So good I listened watched it in all different types of speed
USSR are when Germany invades it
Who needs 2 arms when you have a HIMARS
When you ran out of fireworks for the new year:
*Iraq blows up Russian airline*
Russia: so you have chosen *death*
Nobody:
Cyberpunk Trailer:
We have a city to burn ...
I love this song so much I just put it on repeat for 3 hours
Me when someone says I'm ugly
begone spider in my bedroom
*_BEGONE I TELL YOU_*
Everyone: MeMeS
Me: where are the missiles going?
Yes
Probably to Ukraine
i am not sure but once i found that it was going to Ukraine but i am not 100 percent sure
Nazi Germany
Um thanks actually 😅
I’ve been told like 30 different facts and got 3 merits in history for this 😅
Thanks 😂
Enemy's location confirmed captain,would you give a permission for fire's order?
Ivan : sure,but make sure to record it,I'll have something to do
My question is, where are the missiles going?
YOU BREAK IVANS ARM
HE DESTORYS YOUR WHOLE ARMOURED DIVISION
2400 LIKES??? WHAT
CoolConGaming you break Ivan’s arm, he breaks your tanks.
You break Evans arm
He breaks your city
CoolConGaming no in more Slavic term break Ivan arm house slavified
U breac ivan’s arm... he breac your houc
CoolConGaming ahh
Commercial airliner: enters no fly zone.
America: escorts them out
Russia:
"Dimitri, activate the vibe check."
I mean, if Russia wasn't so trigger-happy we wouldn't have GPS in every phone, soooo....
(Korean Air Flight 007, look it up).
@@twotailedavenger
"Vibe check activated Nikoli, Check at will?"
"Your flight has been DENIED!"
(proceeds to shoot them down with an array of Katyushas and Type-93s)
CreeperPlaysRoblox add a 2 in front of 69
I broke his arm.
Average day in moskau.
Just seeing fireworks in the air.
*oh wait.*
the fact that the lyrics sound like "Moskau Moskau Billy is a handyman" makes it funnier
North Korea: We got the best rockets.
Russia: Hold my vodka.
Yeeeeeees
Don't know why y'all talking about war and shit....
....this is the Russian postal service.
GoryGlory0714 This is not even filmed in Russia. This is either Kazakhstan or Armenia
Владимир Кочаноы
Oh, sorry. This just feels very Russian to me.
GoryGlory0714 It’s pretty close 😂😂 but trust me, Russia is more badass
Владимир Кочаноы
Reall?!?!? I want to see the real Russia now
GoryGlory0714 okay I was wrong, this is actually filmed in Chechnya
Beautiful.
N. Korea: we are testing missiles to the sea!
Russia:...
Yuri: "Ivan! What happen, comrade?!"
Ivan: "They broke my arm."
Yuri: "Very well. Call the Katyusha, we break their town."
Its a BM-21 Grad, not a Katyusha.
Is this Call Of Duty jokes?
Fuckin A bro!!
@@ArcticArmy no one cares
We break there country