I had to save this viewerâs TALL Israel from a 250K troop JihadâŠ
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 22. 02. 2023
- Today I am playing through a Crusader Kings 3 disaster save sent in from Gianluca. He was trying to play as Tall Kingdom of Israel when the largest empire in the game declared a crusade against him... My goal is simple, go back in time and prevent this Jihad from ever happening. Will I be able to do it? You'll have to watch to find out đ
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Tchaikovsky - Valse Sentimentale - Hry
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Zieley, my favorite part about your videos is seeing where you end up popping out in these beautifully painted medieval scenes lol. It's just so fun
It's like you get an entertaining video + a game of where's wally, but instead of wally you got Zieley.
I try to find him before he shows up centered
Such a fun little quirk
nah i was just thinking about that when i came back to this vidđ
@@Nuka0420fr
Hi I'm Gianluca, I have to really thank you for saving this game that literally made me stop playing crusader kings 3!
Hey can you share the saves? đ
Yes no prob!
Before the video
drive.google.com/file/d/1XPYezpKGAr5j7qnHhvP6WJZJHrqCY_cP/view?usp=share_link
After the video
drive.google.com/file/d/1AD8iAwbwZn7eCd0s56e4_9D7WO6jjN9N/view?usp=share_link
Youâve inspired me to play tall. I just made my first empire and itâs gotten boring absolutely steam rolling everyone. Playing tall just looks awesome
@@Gap79 lol i also wanted that
Un italiano
Zieley: * fights in a war against a literal few yo child without any military knowledge *
Zieley: Oh that guy is a clown, that guy is silly
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Silly. Thatâs the best insult
these videos make me want to create the absolute most disastrous save I can just so that I send it over and get a video in return, a healthy investment I would say
Just play as the Byzantines, easy.
@@DiabloSoon lol the shade
@@DiabloSoon hey.......no
Just choose the French you'll fall apart in 10 years
Try to be a norse out of Escandinavia....you'll see the đ© getting thick.
Zieley that disclaimer is totally false. We all know it is exactly your fault.
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The swear fealty was my favourite part of the video.
It's a move that's unique to CK3 and it really shows how being a vassal can be superior to being independent.
I once played in India, and formed my own empire at first, but then I decided to go back to a previous save and claim the throne of the Persian empire instead.
@@thetzar2573 hilarious
CK2 as well
ck2 allows for swearing fealty too
@@kindlytoxic1472 I don't remember a "claim throne" scheme in ck2.
1:51 "Slaughter at Negev" really hits me differently as a csgo player.
Why
â@@user-vf9ri2xq4i the negev is a gun in csgo that goes brrrrr for about 30 seconds and is a laserbeam after the first 16 bullets.
Bro imagine someone offended by this đđ
Don't worry, it's ok
I'm moslem.
You should be more tolerant. It's really easy to get offended by many things, especially by something personal that no one knows about. Haven't you been ever offended by anything 'normal', have you?
There was no such disclaimer when he made the "destroying christian kingdoms" video with the hurscarls and all.
If the real world nation wasn't supported by the whole west, this would have already happened.
because asatru is a dead faith with little political implications in the modern day
The disclaimer at the start laid the foundation for the entire video đđđ
Every time a Zieley vid drops, it's like a mini Christmas. Thanks for the uploads, kind sir.
Also, what a crazy save file. Jeebus.
Zieley, I love how you manage to combine the most chaotic games with such a relaxing video every time. Thanks for keeping us entertained!
Man did you ever get your saves back? It's so awful that someone stole your stuff
I'm so glad your making vids again we missed you đ
Everything from the old PC is gonzo but we move my brothers we move â
woah what happened?
edit: nvm read the community post.
@@SpaghettiEnterprises There was a burglary in his apartment a few months back
@@Zieley I'm so inspired by you bouncing back so quick and having such an awesome attitude! đâ
@@Zieley I consider the world fully ended if I drop my dinner on the floor. Mad respect for keeping your chin up high, man. It's inspiring.
I love the video edit. The calm pace with suddenly "My name is Jeff" memes here and there are hilarious đ Great job! Cheers
This was definitely an interesting way to deal with the craziness you were sent. I definitely learned a few things from this that I knew were possible but just not how to enact it.
Youre easily one of my favorite youtubers Zieley! Love your work and all your videos are just so solid. Keep it upđ
Same. Much different than what I typically watch, but easily one of my favorite channels.
I watch a lot of CZcams and your channel is in my top 3 favorites. Love the edits, love the game and love your content. Keep it up
This was a beautiful, murder filled experience.
Inspiring, truly!
What a slimy crypto thing to say.
love ur vids man. Your so chill and relaxed, it's distracting me from school work lmao
Whenever I see you post a new video I go "oh hell yeah" out loud. These disaster saves are just epic.
Just getting back into CK3 and I stumbled across your channel...so glad I did as your videos are fantastic. Love your narrative style and the great sound effects...and thanks for teaching me how to not be so terrible at this game along the way. Keep up the great work!
love watch your videos, i as a new player in the ck world find so much fun seeing you correct these mess games, they do looks like a lot of what i do in mine rulers as well. This is similar to what i loved to watch in Biffa's channel where he fix the big troubled cities in the Cities Skylines, entertaning, good knowledge and fun all at the same time, and love the memes here, always laugh high with the AoE2 allert sound, it's so nice to understand the references.
Love the disaster games, always keen to see how you'll pull these games out of the fire. Great work mate â„ïžâ„ïž
damn man, your videos are awesome. you easily have the best ck3 vids. You killed this
your intos are so underrated. i just love them.
and your videos ofcourse lol
WoW medieval 7 day war
As another one of your Italian followers who love to play tall, I really enjoyed this video. Thanks đ
Me: Noticing that Isreal is basically a border between two huge Empires.
Game at 18:52 : Yes, that's the border and that's where the combat starts.đ
I have just watched this video and I have got to say that You make good content! Im going to stick for more definitely! â€
Love these little edits, keep it up!
Love to see you back at it.
Loved the video it would be cool if you could upload the save files of these types of videos somewhere so we could keep playing from where you left off or try saving the save ourselves
28:39 one guy survived
that guy: screw this I'm going home!
Love these vids, always learn so much
Glad to see you back! I hope you implemented some kind of cloud backup for videos that are in progress.
I just wanted to tell you, you are awesome :D
I love your videos and the Edits are great, i always have a good laugh watching your videos
Thank you :D
I like how you don't overdo the memes in the videos, just enough to chuckle.
I love how often irredeemable positions are saved by asking the guy who's going to kill you politely not to.
people can't legally kill you without your consent
next time you're about to get killed, just say NO
I played a tall game in the duchy of VALOIS. All those farmlands plus the unique build and just the sheer amount of holdable domain makes it the IDEAL duchy, was raising an ENORMOUS army of valets and Vikings (hybridization)
I've owned the game for three weeks and this video made me finally understand what the game is about, thanks, now I will look at it differently
This was a rather topical recommendation đđ
That was awsome!! Nice content bro
Man I miss this game I donât have much time for it anymore but glad I can watch ur vids when I have the time!
Man, I didn't realize how much I depend on the better buyable building slots mod, I never worry about what to build, I just build everything...
ANOTHER ZIELEY VIDEO LETS GOOOOOOOO
This was an amazing watch, i relaly enjoyed it.
I can't say playing tall is something I ever end up doing in a playthrough. I don't know how people do it, it's so boring and I play on the slowest speed lol.
None can withstand the power of the Octopus.
All Hail The Great Octopus.
I love your vids man and the editing is always great. Hope you guys keep it up.
"I don't know how people do it, it's so boring *_and I play on the slowest speed_* lol."
@@Crazy_Diamond_75 if youâre playing tall on anything lower then 4 speed youâre doing it wrong lol
With the full-eco buildings he was just roleplaying bruh
Lmao
Why havenât I been subscribed this whole time? I love Ck2-3 and love his videos
YAYYYYYYY! Zieley video!
Dang it!! you ended it!! Make a part TWO PLEASE!!!
After reading that disclaimer it looks like I have a very strongly worded email to send
Great play bro.
I love it.
Dude, that is a legendary turnaround đđșđ
Oh boy, this is going to be a spicy one.
The sound effects are the best part of your videos
Hey Zieley hope you're having a nice day. Could you do a video where you play tall and wide at the same time? (Like increasing development in every county of a culture instead of creating a one county divergent culture)
That is playing wide normally
YES I love viewer submissions
Love the vid zieley, me and my friend owen liked the living hell out of it! Love from me and my friend owen
First
Literally just made my day, I was bored now I get to watch a ziely saveđđ
Completely agree!!
The clash between your voice and the video editing always amuse me
I wish I could subscribe twice your videos are interesing and hilarious at the same time
you know a eu4 video will be fun when it starts with a disclaimer hahahaha
Love the Dr. Who bit haha
_ being held together by outside intervention? No kidding.
1500 vs 238000
Damn đ
Tonight: Zieley invents Mossad.
12:02 _"double kill!"_
had me in tears đđ
I am learning that I have not used the searing fealty technique to my benefit nearly enough.
25:18 This is the most Zieley thing to say đ
Oh man the disclaimer was hilarious
Letttssss gooooooo Ziely videooooo
The fact that you had to put a disclaimer shows how far gone we are as a civilization.
As an Israeli myself, I'm absolutely delighted to see this playthrough! Lets goooo!
This is why Paradox games are awsome
When you swear fealty. Go for low obligations. Then modify vassal contract, increase levy or tax and add religious protection. Much better contract this way :)
Lean into it ragebait is a great way to get publicity đ€Ł
That disclaimer at the start, lol
I love @zieley when u put Memes, Songs into your videos. U do a great Job. Even though i stopped playing the Game, I still want to see your videos.
Tall with intrigue/diplomacy is my favourite way to play. It's very fun to play with your neighbour's politics.
The doctor who part killed međ€Łđ€Ł
I very much enjoyed this video
I luckily haven't had a disaster in awhile.
The disclaimer on this video is even more important right now.
Hey Zieley, you should try a silly challenge like impregnating all of your vassals or executing everyone you defeat. Etc.. something funny and ridiculous!
Bruh, u donât have to put that disclaimer at the beginning of the video, itâs just a game
Wow! That save was so bad that my PC literally (and I do mean literally) BSoD'd at 1:46 when 80k where hacking away at 0 units.
Now all he has to worry about it is his character dying and a succession crisis. I love CK3
I thought there was a country called ADHD for a second, haha.
I wish I could try saving this another way. Could I have the savefile?
Thought you gonna do 10k vs 250k army anyway đ€Łđ€Ł
Hi could you make a video where you hold all of your domain and do not give any way to other people?
*saving tall save*
increases domain limit
"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him"
House Guards are free and get the same buffs everyone else gets but it baffles me that they cap at 5. Theyâre irrelevant by the third ageâs army tech since your other armies literally more than double the numbers of the House Guard. Hell unless youâre somehow starving for cash despite having a full Dynasty Legacy there are several units you should take over House Guards in Late Antiquity such as Varangian Veterans, Mubarizin, Cataphracts, or Elephants. Thereâs probably a mod for that⊠oh well.
Incredible. The dismantling was perfectly executed. I have done it also but not in a so massive empire. I am speechless
3:51 You could just quote Adam Smith and say "Defense is superior to opulence"
Also, just found you and subbed :)
I would also reform Judaism to lay clergy, being able to hold those temples too would be great, though perhaps that would be against his intentions
With swear feulty. Aint get low contract and negotiate contact be better in this case? You got +100 in normal tax i think low is possible just dont forget to change ur contract
why does the video have extreme compression artifacts whenever you zoo in or out ingame?
That's some goddamn Six Day War shit!