[@rhyspieces5718]

No worries, the first time I saw Failboat’s face, I ran as fast as I could.

[@hanklmg9515]

Lmao!

[@silverstreak268]

Lol what?

[@M3krugf8]

Relatable

[@bodgethemechanic]

run all we know is to run, run run run, do we stop? no, we run, we must not stop, we cannot stop, do not stop.

[@MLISholder]

DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN

[@saffronarts9080]

"Splatoon sucks" a wonderful start

[@Aluler]

splatoon sucks (gone wrong)

[@Banana-boy.]

Good

[@autismandgaming4532]

Said like a true Splatoon Fan

[@Avriel_Mimiga]

i mean there IS Ink Vac

[@tsukinoakuma]

He's not wrong

[@SMPandanic]

the longest moment to get to "The idea is simple" so far that I know of is 22 seconds

[@jacobmaitland3613]

And all it took was having to rant about Nintendo online to delay it lol a very good reason to delay it

[@ShiroiYomu]

The delay from the connection delayed even his catchphrase

[@jack-the-threader]

can you beat 3 worlds of kirby in the time it takes for failboat to drop his catchphrase

[@Internetontheperson]

@@jack-the-threaderprobably no

[@SpyGuy13]

My headphones died right at 5:46 and my headphones say “goodbye” when they get turned off so I just hear “I’m sorry, GOODBYE” as Dan starts burning

[@Commander-peepers]

Your headphones were ready to bring you to there huh?

[@The_Hydration_Police]

My headphones do the same thing!

[@romanparr]

Bro imagine your going to sleep and listening to music and then you just hear the cold emotionless voice of an ai saying "goodbye"

[@js-cm9si]

5:34

[@gauthiervergison6332]

@@romanparr the same vibe as seeing "run" or "hide" or even "i'm in" in your notifications

[@mintspectre]

I cannot believe I was able to derail the stream with ASMR and egg rolls faster than an anxious teenager during a driving exam derails from the freeway

[@Illager22]

The man himself

[@Illager22]

Right above my two comments ⬆👆

[@FelixDCat_12]

6:15 I love how this implies that Dan remembered the name of LITHUANIA OF ALL THINGS and nothing else

[@justasbabickas765]

LITHUANIA MENTIONED

[@FelixDCat_12]

@@justasbabickas765 OPINION VALID

[@autismandgaming4532]

That’s Fiddlebert’s Country!

[@franciszekambrozy3000]

Fiddlin’ time

[@Keeb_the_mof]

Getting a notification run is scary if you're alone at night.

[@Failure023]

Relatable

[@p3p07]

especially when its 4am

[@jacobmckenna8661]

Especially when you check on it later and it says something else

[@joshuakang8286]

I love it when my youtube notifications tell me to run.

[@purplesnowman98]

its like it can tell your inner thoughts

[@SlashJaye]

We've gone too far deep into the "Failboat doing other stuff before something happens in Kirby" (and viceversa) rabbit hole; it's just a matter of time until Failboat beats every single Kirby game in order before completing Desert Bus.

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

Playing every Kirby game and every Mario game at the same time while waiting for Minecraft to load with 100 mods on a 15 year old computer.

[@i8chocolatecake995]

@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit i can testify- it won't. it just wont- mine gets buggy af on me if i even try to run A mod, not to mention 100 bhfsbjfsb

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

@@i8chocolatecake995 I said that out of experience.

[@SpoopyKrown]

9:51 Failboat: "Someone kill me!"
Bonkers: "Gotchu, bro."

[@MitoNova583]

also let it be known that slime asmr is one of the most upsetting things i have ever seen, both visibly and audibly

[@FelixDCat_12]

Hey Mito
I have a question
Were you stimulated

[@darks_gene707]

​@@FelixDCat_12 no i yearn for more stimuli

[@FelixDCat_12]

@@darks_gene707 I have a feeling we’re gonna make this a running joke for the next couple streams

[@darks_gene707]

@@FelixDCat_12 is that a bad thing ?

[@FelixDCat_12]

@@darks_gene707 No
In fact I’m extremely hype

[@dazcarrr]

this is simultaneously a flex *and* a criticism

[@sticonsthe2nd]

Nintendo's online service is truly inkonsistent

[@JetSetDman]

"PUT ME IN THE HOTDOG ROOM"
-bailfoat

[@GlitchOnePlus]

I love bailfoat and Mayjoji they are the best

[@questionmark_the_1st]

5:32 waddle doo revenge

[@gauthiervergison6332]

Maybe i'll get him this time, beam attack ! (Kirby goes to heaven)

[@LoyaLPikmin]

BEAM ATTACK

[@maxcuppens]

failboats failed attempt to end the beam attack ARG

[@xansvirus9446]

FINALLYYYYY

[@Reddy_Draws]

didn’t expect failboat to start multitasking with kirby and splatoon

[@epicgamernoisesintensifies6238]

And egg rolls

[@QuinnTheWolf]

Don’t forget subway surfers and slime asmr

[@Moon_sammich]

Also don't forget the Minecraft parcore!

[@MayoOverlord]

Soon he may have enough dandori to not suck at PIKMIN.

[@reimardahlstrom4765]

Have one of the videos start with “the idea was simple… WAS, simple” and have it be an idea that starts simple but slowly descends into madness

[@Steamworker_Evolair]

He actually has done this to an extent, with his video titled "My Chat forced me to RUIN my own stream" (that text may or may not be giant, if it is then it's because i copied the text from the mobile browser version of CZcams because A: I didn't want to click off this video and have to refind this comment and B: I was too lazy to type the title in myself. If the text is a normal size, then i hope you enjoyed my incoherent ramblings :D)

[@autismandgaming4532]

The Idea is Simple... Or so I thought...

[@AceJackWagon885]

so every video

[@cappypastel]

Fun fact about that slime video: I actually played animal crossing during 2020 with her and it was fun :) was surprised she showed up in a failboat video! Shes a very sweet person

[@cheikhkane3142]

It’s Kirby time.
And splatoon.

[@ohmaplaymaker]

He will kirbin everything

[@Thetotalyrealnifty]

splirby

[@Ryann9]

And Subway Surfers
And Slime Asmr
And egg rolls
And Minecraft Parkour

[@bidoof367]

its kirby time exclusively when its not also splatoon time

[@d3lta971]

its kibying time

[@RayDragonM]

4:52 OH- that explains why I had zero idea that this stream even happened!
I do hope you got some sleep after that..

[@theformalenderman7573]

'What if I didn't run? What if i'm not a coward?'

[@rapogirl1391]

'What if I want them to kill me? What if I want them to try?'

[@callie_calamari]

i can officially say i have been featured in a failboat video, i was that carbon deco at 4:42, i appreciate you acknowledging me :)

[@ItzPaydayFellas]

This is where you peak, it's only a downfall from here.
(Congrats on winning the anarchy matchup lottery!)

[@callie_calamari]

@@ItzPaydayFellas i've been on a downfall since the 26th of december, 2022 don't worry

[@dylanking-1036]

"no, im not going to run"

[@purplesnowman98]

defy kirby man

[@rosieleaverton]

As someone with ADHD, the added stimuli is actually helping me focus on the Splatoon and Kirby because if I dare look at anything else, it hurts my brain because there's too much... just too much

[@thisisasupersayin376]

I see Dougdoug has educated Daniel in the ways of more than just Peggle

[@altheazayn6700]

Splirby is my favorite game too.

[@KingMata-pb6lb]

“But today, it sucking is a good thing.”
-Failboat

[@SlashJaye]

In every streamer's lifespan, comes a time when they are forced by chat to add a million things on-screen thus overstimulating them - and said time has finally come to bite Failboat once more.

[@user-jg6lk2uz2t]

13:24 *Kirby sliding into a pit of spikes as Failboat and chat argue about egg rolls and the ERA* AH YES, THE BEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN.

[@sleepyslowhyrax]

"Hell is real, and you're going there." is something I am ashamed of myself for not expecting.

[@McGoober604]

"splatoon sucks" really caught me off guard oppose to the "The Idea is simple"

[@MJFERNANDEZ730]

Me:Failboat What did you do this time Failboat:ThE IdEa Is SiMpLe

[@purplesnowman98]

it is never not simple

[@ElectroLugia]

Chat: Skill issue skill issue Beam attack Beam attack 2:38

[@HyruleHeroHan]

Those wait times don’t hold a candle to the one time during the World Premiere where I sat in the waiting lobby for almost 16 minutes, unable to leave until the game updated the maps and modes.

[@SpHyperspeed]

Nintendo switch online moment

[@HabilTheCreator]

Congrats, you’re first

[@stario1235]

fr

[@dennislundmark5425]

You're First

[@Cyave]

Fr

[@polydextrious4507]

Yooooo

[@MysterAye]

1:05 I expected him to say “It is” 🤣

[@HazardousAnimations]

father why does the internet bill look like it is in pain?

[@penguin_reader_yt9510]

Daniel finally died to the Beam Attack

[@hedgieandfriends1796]

Bro is splitting his brain in half, one side is squids, the other is star children.

[@desertpinkmunchkin7277]

I wasn't expecting to watch both Kirby and Splatoon at the same time today, but I was bored so I'm very thankful for it

[@LucidTyrant]

"Hell is real, and you're going there." -Failboat, unprompted

[@adamkampen]

Had this videi playing as a pop up over my mobile game for a more authentic overstimulated experience

[@silverschmid4591]

same.
though i wasn't paying much attention to it, so it was bearable.

[@greengreen5785]

Oh, come on! “run”?! That’s even scarier than the last few!

[@purplesnowman98]

adhd in a nutshell 2:21

[@ezra8530]

You have no idea how alarming it is too see run just randomly pop in front of your screen in the dead middle of the night

[@hahasomeoneelse1720]

I watched this in 2x speed
So much stimulation

[@aguyontheinternet_]

the most creative way to complain about nintendo switch online

[@yoogy4407]

15:46 "The words never found the... THE END OF THE LEVEL" 4am Failure is peak comedy

[@yeeeeeeeeeeooooooowwccch]

ADHD Simulator X.

[@Chinarider1972]

This is why I love failboat. You’re gonna get absolutely terrified by those titles.

[@mckay7965]

Just rewatched your million sub stream, so I'm understandably feeling emotional. You're without a doubt one of the most genuine, real people I've ever known. You've given me so many laughs, so many smiles, and so many memories throughout the years.
You're also the sole reason I got into what are now some of my favorite games. Thank you for sharing your incredible personality with so many of us.

[@GardenVarietea]

Failboat losing half his sentences due to overstimulation is just me in real world

[@coden869]

"30 second match time!"
Actual atrocity.

[@Foskitheturtle]

The idea is beginning to become more simple than ever

[@Superboyo-lo2ky]

Ah yes, my favorite video game,
Splirby’s return to 3, a cult classic like no other for the Nintendo Swii

[@mackenzieray5252]

1:02 "Some may say oh Daniel, this is dumb... Ok," had me going from the start

[@poyopowerplant]

That climactic ending was peak. I have never been more excited for a Failboat video to (be about to) end!

[@CrazyCrash546]

I crumbled at the term
Splirby 😖

[@randoguy2548]

Failboat: "Are people watching my stream?"
*Playing at 4:00 am*

[@SiSoz]

Ah yes kirby and the splatoon curse

[@snowyimp333]

the slime "asmr" sounded like bones crunching good god whyyy

[@therealilikecats]

My For You says this:
run
hide
gamble 😂😂😂

[@splirby]

2:56 Took me off-guard to suddenly see my online nickname of the past 9 years of my life on every platform/game in the video of my favorite childhood youtuber

[@BarrenAcc]

Finally! A video for my non-existant attention span!

[@Anim_GamesFan]

You know it’s a good day when failboat uploads a Kirby video

[@honord.1811]

Now try it with a whole Kirby and the Forgotten Land world and Smash Ultimate's online loading.

[@spaceman3913]

I watch fails videos while playing splatoon, so this is an accurate representation of what it’s like

[@matthewgaming2408]

18:37 Failboat always saves the best part for last & I love that!
Btw, this ending part was hilarious 😂

[@theforkducky]

Paying for online is like paying for a make games broken service Edit: Waddle Doo: I FINALLY GOT HIM *Dies to the fire*

[@pizza_.]

I love being subscribed to failboat and recieving threatening messages everytime he uploads

[@DarkWizardFoxo]

this is got to be one of my favorite videos of all time, it reminds me so much of the Doug Doug inspire bot stream and it's just a 10 out of 10 experience

[@KittyKPlayz]

I was here for this!! I love your content!

[@Doddleproductions]

You can run
but Kirby will always find you.

[@Todan4]

Theese god darn ominus titels

[@Dooty-Doot]

I love playing a but of Splirby with a side of Merde Magorder at the end
Maybe some Octry Expanoland too, that's kinda fun

[@Seth-w5z]

Fail boat once said “some may say:oh Daniel, this is dumb….’” 1:06

[@santiago_destroyers]

Run now

[@zakdaguy]

Next video will be
The idea is simple
Robobot and triple deluxe are basicly the same game so the challenge will be to....
BEAT THEM AT THE SAME TIME WHILE YOU CONTROLE RETURN TO DREAMLAND
IF FAILBOAT BEAT 2 LEVEL BEFORE CHAT HE WIN
IF CHAT FINISH 2 LEVEL BEFORE FAILBOAT THEY WIN
AT STAKE OURBPRECIOUS CHAIR
FOR FAILBOAT HE HAS TO GIVE US A PERMANENT HAT
THX FOR READING.

[@AlejandroEscar]

Failboat: orange is my forth least favourite color.
Chatty dee: S O, Y O U H A V E C H O S E N D E A T H.

[@lemmykoopa1379]

I remember coming into the steam, watching Failboat along with Subway Surfers gameplay, a Kirby game that doesn’t move and as Splatoon gameplay

[@noobeatingmi6270]

I am running.

[@creeperking8702]

No

[@CitrusOrange]

this video made me sit still for once in my life because there was so much going on i couldn’t handle anything else
thanks for finding the best adhd medication failureboat

[@Starry_Kirbs]

Kirbtoon’s return to dreamland 3 my favorite

[@kirbyboy9716]

POYO

[@MrEggington2]

holæ

[@yuguoite]

POYO

[@sei_Hacke]

Moin kirbo

[@Jaja-gamer]

Hi

[@EvelynMizzen-ic9sg]

Nearly had a heart attack when I got the notification

[@sakuraemerald3288]

This is the kind of video I need more of on CZcams.

[@The5Pebbles]

This is my first time watching failboat after a couple years, still entertaining as hecc

[@Ben_the_epic]

No I will not run. (also first or second)

[@CoinClever]

YOU RUINED THE NAME!!!

[@alonzoruss7295]

How

[@pendingchange3776]

@@alonzoruss7295 it used to just say "run" iirc

[@Crazy56U]

Controversial opinion: "Not caring about the ultra ability" was an instant throw for the challenge. I feel like you _need_ to grab it in order for it to be legit.

[@swiftyoooo]

tghis is such a peak video to watch when i typically watch stuff with music in the background

[@boiamatronic3152]

First

[@warhelmetithink35]

false information

[@Glitchm77plays]

5th actually

[@snowyvul]

I love how he IMMEDIATELY got distracted when he added in subway surfers

[@nonantehivernote8709]

This idea was incredible ! I really liked it !

[@calebwashere]

I love this running theme of Failboat just giving his videos the most threatening titles imaginable

[@123890antonioj]

Watching the distraction segment(especially the slime part) was doubly hilarious after playing 'Turnip Boy robs a bank'

[@Caminade286]

Ah yes, a Kirby video on Mar10 day. Love to see it, Fail.

[@SeaToon]

Finally, a video that doesn’t start with the idea is simple
Five seconds later:

[@Mario_but_Paper]

I love that he kept getting distracted by the random videos on-screen