The problem:
The nether is not like hell
THE SOLUTION:
Destroy the creatures AND MAKE THE NETHER HELL OURSELVES
Jaymoji: building a nice house
Fyrus: blowing up jaymoji’s house
Gab: blowing up everything
Fail: trying to keep the stream alive
Fail: signing the lease to rent Jaymoji's house while it's being blown up
Oh boy i can’t wait for in 10 years when we get “Minecraft But Cave”
What if you wanted Minecraft cave update, but Minecraft said “ *B E E* “
Failboat: the leader of the bunch we know him well
Fyrus: the comedic relief
Jaymoji: the loud laugher
Gab: that one other guy who speaks occasionally
Everyones ignoring the fact that Failboats description is straight up ripped from the dk rap
"keep your arms and legs inside the failboat at all times"
really hope this becomes a slogan or catchphrase or somethinf
Failboat: *Wasn't sponsored by Squarespace*
Everyone: Confused confusing confusion
I was really looking forward to him getting even closer to the Mic at the end of the read.
Bombs?
Ropes? Bombs? You want them? It's yours my friend, as long ä̵̢̨̱͈̜̩͖̳̣͔̦̟̩̜̺̝̠̱̠̗̫̭͈͙̞̱̥́͆́͗̎͛̊́̋̑͐͋̔̎̋͌̑̀̉̀̇̉̈́̏͛̿̒́̇͒̀͜͝͝͠͝͝ͅs̸̨̖͕̬̝̲̬̳̺̪̯͙͉̝̀̎̒̎̍̍͊̄̔̓͗͐̀̆̍̈́̈̕̕͜͝ͅ y̷̢̧̨̢̡̡̨̧̧͍͎̮͔͈̼̬̣̝̯̪̙̦͕̣̱̯̞̘͖̩͓͖͉͉̱̗͉̞͉͎̬̥̩̝̖͉̩͔͙̘͉̩̬̝̭̘̫̺͖͖͚͓̱͇̥̣͈̬̻̹̯̖̦̤̠̺̰͍͕̝͓̫̘̮̖͕͚̝̹̺̠̠̣͍̮̤̻̟̻̯̲͎̫͈̮̹̻̖͕͚̭̣̦͎̫̦͈̬̣̏̈͆̅́̉̈́̈́̍̈̍̾͒̓̀̉͛̑̓̋́̃͌͛̑̈̀̉̚̕̚͜͝͝͝͠ó̴̧̧̢̧̢̨̧̢̧̡̢̨̢̝̘̤͕̥̙̼͉̫̻̻̙͙̠̪̟̪̭̮̮̯̲͙̣̟͚̖̥̰̺͎̜̞̝̤̪̪͇̙̻̫̭̪͙̙̞͔͈͔̠̘͓͙̻͍̫͖̖͇͙̙̗̭͔̱͚͚̪̲̤̺̣̩̬̬̞̙͍̹̜̭̟͉̪̤̘̱̹̪̠͔̤̫̼̲͈͔̬̟̩̫͈͖͙͓̔̆̍̄̓͂͂̉̓͊͒̈́͋̾̈̂̆̎̊͐̂̄̄̌̂̔̓͑̀́̎̌̋̊͆͌̿̍͌͒̇̎̏̓̋͛̿̄̿̚͜͜͜ͅǘ̶̠͗̀̅̑̾͂̀͋̋͛̊̌̍̕̚͝͠ 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Hi Failboat, I just wanted to say that I enjoy your content so much. You’re a breath of fresh air and I am so thankful that you share your comedic talent with all of us. Have a great day 💜
He did not leave a heart but he did something even better. HE REPLIED
Failboat when I'm watching: Yay Nether update!
Failboat when my mom walks in: Bro stop giving birth everywhere
The problem: The Nether isn’t dangerous enough
The SOLUTION: Have 4 chaotic meme gamers enter it.
“It’s been activated”
“Where?”
No one:
Solid Snake: “!!”
“THERE!”
Can’t wait to see Minecraft but there’s a new cave update
Oh wait...
I’m betting 1.20 is when it will come out considering I’m pretty sure the next update is for the extreme hills biome with its snowier snow and goats.
Personally i think next updates gonna use the fletching table somehow, considering the smithing table is now also usable it would make sense
"C'mon man, your giving birth everywhere!"
-Failboat 2020
'Laying eggs like a boss, giving birt everywhere'
- Chicken, JT Music Minecraft Mob Rap
There was a worse quote in the stream right after that, but I cant remember it exactly
@@sealdrive9117 what you're probably thinking of was when Fyrus taught us how to use spawn eggs and Jay had a new nickname for "something."
@@infinitepie7439 why did you say that.
Just why? ( I get that the quote was from Jay but still)
"Keep your arms and legs inside the Failboat at all times"
Can this be the new intro for forever?
Jk Hi failboat
I don't know who you are but you're verified so I'll just pretend that I do
The problem:
There is no problem.
The solution!:
Gather the Failing Four, open up Minecraft *AND CREATE THE PROBLEMS OURSELVES!*
“I wanna ride this guy”
~ Failboat talking to the Failing Fo - I mean a Piglin
Why was "counterattack" actually so fitting for the buildup to the ender dragon "fight" which ended up lasting about 1 millisecond?
This new Terarria updates looking WILD.
I had no idea they'd added stuff to the underworld and made it 3d. I've been playin' the update for a month and a half and hadn't noticed apparently...
0:26 oh god are you kidding me are those characters from helltaker in the shadows
BREAKING NEWS: NEW SPONSOR
Minecraft: blackstone
society: *we don’t do that here*
0:27 Cursed Failboat plush eats all your bananas and laughs behind your back
When I heard Failboat say “War crimes Gab you can just call them what they are.” I laughed so hard i coughed!!!
TFF: “Now we have a crater to the pits of hell.”
Me: Were they not there already?
original title was "Minecraft but Nether"
Edit: DARN YOU FAILBOAT! YOU BETTER CHANGE THE TITLE RIGHT NOW AND STOP BEING SO UNPREDICTABLE XD!!!!!
4:51
No one:
Fail: *Casually dooms a pig to suffering in the pits of the nether*
"i wanna ride this guy"
Failboat without context, everybody.
"Keep your arms and hands inside the Failboat at all times."
Also Failboat.
Jay: makes a house
Gab: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Failboat: Makes video about the Nether Update
Me: I thought I'd nether see the day
7:04 you know your really in hell when you see the faze clan logo
I've been waiting for this
"Come on man, you're getting birth everywhere."
-Failboat, 2020 in hell.
0:25 Failboat is now the CEO of failing
Wow, bold move with the Helltaker girls there. Jaymoji as the awesome Justice, Fyrus as Modeus, GGab as the grumpy Malina and Failboat as the CEO of Hell himself
This is just hilarious 😂 I could barely breath!
Minecraft but I'm -Never- *_Nether_* gonna be able to stop playing now
"where."
*gab last words*
Failboat finding the faze logo was like inkling seeing the smash logo
MatPat from Game Theory stated that he believes ancient builders were destroying the Nether ecosystem, by bringing resources there that didn’t belong. I think it was just FailBoats destructive mannerisms.
Thanks for this video it has restored my hope for Minecraft.
Train rush chaotic energy in the beginning is so good
Btw you are my favorite CZcamsr and have made me feel better in tough times. Good luck on reaching one mil and i wish you the best for the future😊
Can't wait for the Wild Update version of this
“Now we have a crater to the pits of hell”-JayMoji 2020
Congrats on the sponsorships, a lot of people don’t usually like when CZcamsrs do brand deals, but for you, it’s awesome, seeing that you can make a living off of making me and others laugh.
I also love your videos! They make me so happy 😁
"I just destroyed something cool"
"What did you destroy, yourself?"
Best compliment ever.
My favorite parts about failboat’s videos is the Pokémon mystery dungeon soundtracks as bgm
Me: hey whats that you built there?
Failboat: A RAILGUN
CZcams crashed for me as soon as failboat said "can we get a pogchamp in chat for fyrus giving birth?"
CZcams couldn't handle the insanity.
Main voiceover: **talks about something serious at **9:12****
Music: 🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
"Failboat uploaded: Minecraft but nether"
*"15 minutes ago"*
If raid sponsored Fail it’s the only raid sponsorship I would mildly enjoy watching
0:25 YOU PLAYED ME LIKE A FIDDLE
HOW DARE
lol these vids always make me laugh
Strider: *dying painfully and slowly from a lack of an essential component of its existence*
TFF: "Ew, c r i n g e."
I just love when they blew up stuff
Jay: *builds house*
Everyone: so anyways I started booming
That episode (HEAR ME OUT, HEAR ME OUT)..... was explosive.
4:41 beautiful edit
Imagine Jaymoji having a great house career. Building and designing them to sell then BOOM TFF COMES CRASHING IN WITH TNT!
"Colgate in hell!"
Can you even still call it hell?
Four videos in the space of 3 days this man is on fire
Wow the addition of pyrotechnics in the nether update is really delivering
Piglins, Striders, and everything else in the nether: NOOOO! Why have you destroyed our home? You monsters!
TFF: Haha TNT minecarts go boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
Minecraft: no u can't just span tnt and win
Failboat: haha tnt go boom
YEEEESS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FAILBOAT THANK YOUUUU
Mine-cart with TNT gimmick is sorta like the Isabelle Assist Trophy Glitch when you use the Moon from Majora’s Mask.
This guy really made me buy hat in time and enjoy it
Thank you kind sir
"He exploded the sound back in to my game." - Failboat 2020
He returned to Minecraft
LEGEND
Microsoft: Adds tons of new blocks and features to the Nether
TFF: *_Boom_*
0:26 .....I see what you did there mr. boat -w-
Very clever
I love how a huge update comes out that literally changed the nether entirely adding so much new things and the just mess around with tnt Minecraft’s that have been in the game for years
Mojang: *has a single thought about adding new tnt*
Gab: *breaks into the office's* ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!
2:12 why did gab make that noi- Oh yeah, I forgot he is legally an inkling.
Nether update is the update we all needed
As a man who played through all the snapshots, seeing you guys not understanding everything is both painful and funny
Introducing the 4 Idiots
Failboat: The Marketable Plushie
GGabrielgaming: Some squid
Fyrus: probably the most sane
Jaymoji: Not actually an emoji
I feel like this video should be called 4 men destroy hell in Minecraft XD
Ah yes the favorite nether update video. They just mess around with tnt minecarts for 15 minutes. What a great content creater
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even failboat:
Every among us meeting: 14:12
I like how you played ending theme from revenge meta knight but can you please kirby super star and watch you and etce get to marx
4 video in 5 days and we're just about to get minmin my eyes are on fire and my skin is made of poorly crafted thumbnails
Glad to know you suffer as much as your viewers
What do you mean poorly crafted this is beautiful
Okay but why the gnome x-x
Congratulations
THE MEMELORD HIMSELF HAS SPOKEN!!!!