How all ads should be

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    this do be how social media influencers do be selling product
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  • @HowToBasic
    @HowToBasic Před 2 lety +645

    I’ll take 5 dozen, thanks

  • @camillegratiaen4425
    @camillegratiaen4425 Před 2 lety +2323

    "come get your pepper!"
    "if you don't need pepper, don't come"
    "don't worry"
    this is the most polite ad i've ever seen

    • @GrowingDownUnder
      @GrowingDownUnder Před 2 lety +46

      I didn't need pepper, but their salesman tactics were too strong...I couldn't resist. Now every room in my house is full of pepper

    • @greengremlin1951
      @greengremlin1951 Před 2 lety +14

      You not alone same happened to me

    • @katipz68
      @katipz68 Před 2 lety +2

      Sounds like something from interdimensional cable

    • @Jamo878
      @Jamo878 Před 2 lety +2

      The delivery of those lines is so perfect.

    • @jokebird6479
      @jokebird6479 Před 2 lety

      every other ad:
      FUCK

  • @dylanstudios9772
    @dylanstudios9772 Před 2 lety +1597

    If ads were THIS entertaining, I would actually buy the item

    • @moistnugget4147
      @moistnugget4147 Před 2 lety +53

      if ads were this straightforward, I might actually pay attention to them

    • @TinatarantadoNyoko
      @TinatarantadoNyoko Před 2 lety +28

      @@moistnugget4147 **insert 1 minute of random walking on the beach in an advertisement that doesn’t even have anything to do with the beach**

    • @cowmccarthy4250
      @cowmccarthy4250 Před 2 lety

      Right??

    • @thechocolatewolf8992
      @thechocolatewolf8992 Před 2 lety +3

      @@TinatarantadoNyoko then the ad turns out to be an ad for medicine

    • @chuckmeat87
      @chuckmeat87 Před 2 lety

      1,200th like

  • @pandagaming7568
    @pandagaming7568 Před 2 lety +1053

    If the next sponsor isn’t in this format I will be upset.

    • @monkeyboy441
      @monkeyboy441 Před 2 lety +60

      like the one at the end of the video?

    • @LiMCRiMZ
      @LiMCRiMZ Před 2 lety +11

      @@monkeyboy441 ikr, ridiculously overlooked potential

    • @wxbrainiac
      @wxbrainiac Před 2 lety +1

      They are given things they have to say so it wouldn't work

  • @shmuelreuben362
    @shmuelreuben362 Před 2 lety +1566

    I see him holding a cabbage and I'm like this gonna be great

  • @electrikal_shok588
    @electrikal_shok588 Před 2 lety +431

    "It might drip a bit"
    Honest, straight to the point and little to no chance of getting ripped off

    • @FanTazTiCxD
      @FanTazTiCxD Před 2 lety +11

      Just a little chance to get dripped off

  • @TheGroovyGuitarDude
    @TheGroovyGuitarDude Před 2 lety +1247

    “Come get your pepper”
    “If you don’t need pepper, don’t come” “Don’t worry”
    ALL 👏🏽 ADS 👏🏽 SHOULD 👏🏽 BE 👏🏽 LIKE 👏🏽 THIS 👏🏽

  • @StuartisUnoriginal
    @StuartisUnoriginal Před 2 lety +2661

    "Bananas are not a trend. They're a fruit." - Lachlan Fairbairn

  • @ScytheZ
    @ScytheZ Před 2 lety +227

    Taking the piss out of ads
    *one minute surfshark ad at the end*
    Bravo boys well played

    • @Raida7
      @Raida7 Před 2 lety +7

      I did watch the entire surf shark ad 😅

    • @fantisea6582
      @fantisea6582 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Raida7 sameeee xD

  • @benjaminlore6633
    @benjaminlore6633 Před 2 lety +148

    they should had advertised their sponsor like the rest of the ads

  • @frequentpepper3290
    @frequentpepper3290 Před 2 lety +318

    the speaker did a great job. someone needs to give him a raise.

  • @endercubing8006
    @endercubing8006 Před 2 lety +364

    0:40 Is it just me or has the Fairbairn budget gone through the roof in this one?! Truly surprising!

  • @michaeldanielpaisleyhender399

    “A glass each, everyone will be fucked!” *laughs in alcoholism*

  • @MiniPerson-dx5ut
    @MiniPerson-dx5ut Před 2 lety +58

    1:24 The fact that it isn't even Woolies bread 😂

  • @tommylus3672
    @tommylus3672 Před 2 lety +59

    How all ads should be:
    They shouldn’t

  • @kevinb314
    @kevinb314 Před 2 lety +35

    The one for the booze at the end was actually a pretty convincing commercial
    Should have definitely done the sponsors the same style!

  • @AndytoWood
    @AndytoWood Před 2 lety +42

    “It’s not for the collectibles…”
    *door smashes open *
    “HEY GUYS, MASSIVE LEGEND HERE”

  • @darthrevan6713
    @darthrevan6713 Před 2 lety +57

    Lachlan: "Hey Jimmy pass me the beeets"
    Darcy: "Ah you mean theultimateEArsWonderBoom3with3Dsoundtechnology?????" (zoom, zoom, zoom)
    Lachlan: "THATS THE ONE WITH MULTI-PAIR CONECTIVITY!!!"
    Darcy: "rIgHt Onn"

    • @chrisw4997
      @chrisw4997 Před 2 lety +3

      IF YOU HATE MUSIC DONT BUY IT.

  • @michaelceraismybestfriend
    @michaelceraismybestfriend Před 2 lety +170

    it’s true, i only go to woolworths for the bread, they have such a wide range 😍

    • @raven_2602
      @raven_2602 Před 2 lety +5

      Mate just just get it from backers delight

    • @sleepypotato6495
      @sleepypotato6495 Před 2 lety +2

      I mainly go there for the macaroni and cheese

    • @bread2532
      @bread2532 Před 2 lety +4

      why get woolies bread when you can get *free-range bread*

    • @s.baldrick3807
      @s.baldrick3807 Před 2 lety +2

      That's why I shop at Woolies™

    • @ItAbel-xy3xk
      @ItAbel-xy3xk Před 2 lety

      that's true. lot's of bread there, i can spend all day picking from their collection of bread. they do have bread

  • @cooperholand
    @cooperholand Před 2 lety +404

    Darcy's acting as the void of non-existent, ego dissolution realm just was..

  • @Qwerty-zj3rk
    @Qwerty-zj3rk Před 2 lety +43

    Love the American accent. This whole video is spot on.

  • @Raida7
    @Raida7 Před 2 lety +9

    Darcy's ad at the end is great, love that you boys don't insist on perfect lines

  • @swishprodzz05
    @swishprodzz05 Před 2 lety +35

    Ads be like: Buy this very cheap piece of plastic for $1k dollars!

  • @wayamaya1326
    @wayamaya1326 Před 2 lety +24

    just wanted to thank u guys for your content, it helps me improve my english since I’m not a native speaker and I’ve learned english based mainly on american accent, so hearing you guys talk and your expressions helps me improve my listening a lot ❤️

  • @big_creamo
    @big_creamo Před 2 lety +35

    This would be advertising in Vulcan society, as they have no emotions for the advertisers to prey on

  • @NiniZim
    @NiniZim Před 2 lety +8

    "I go to Woolworths because they have bread."
    Coles: *weeping silently*

  • @bravebutsour
    @bravebutsour Před 2 lety +19

    Sounds like a Rick and Morty interdimentional cable ad, and i love it

    • @drunkpaulocosta9301
      @drunkpaulocosta9301 Před 2 lety +2

      Lets be real this channel is basically interdimensional cable

    • @ThatAnArchyDude
      @ThatAnArchyDude Před 2 lety

      omg...now I finally understand why I love this channel so much.
      It's like interdimensional cable, but not boring. lol

  • @IsaacWale2004
    @IsaacWale2004 Před 2 lety +88

    If they were in every ad I'd probably end up buying everything in existance 😂

    • @CaseCat
      @CaseCat Před 2 lety +2

      Don't lie, advertisements are useless. Tell me, if you see an ad for 16 rubber bands, made by them, would you buy it?

    • @aSmallGreenDot
      @aSmallGreenDot Před 2 lety +2

      @@CaseCat yeah i try to never buy ads

    • @vaestar..
      @vaestar.. Před 2 lety +1

      @@CaseCat to be honest, yeah. i would.

    • @IsaacWale2004
      @IsaacWale2004 Před 2 lety +3

      @@CaseCat Probably. They're very convincing.

  • @swishprodzz05
    @swishprodzz05 Před 2 lety +71

    Darcy acting as the random hose was once again INSANE

  • @rinpaisys
    @rinpaisys Před 2 lety +103

    The irony is that seeing an ad like these would convince me to buy a product 100% more of the time than actual ads do. That is to say, this sort of ad would not have 0% success rate.

    • @gertrudesuzan9253
      @gertrudesuzan9253 Před 2 lety +11

      They'd be more entertaining when they interrupt your twitch stream a thousand times

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 Před 2 lety +3

      You should watch Japanese advertising 😄

  • @xiexingwu
    @xiexingwu Před 2 lety +8

    1:34
    Lachlan: Everyday we sell bread.
    *Covid panic shopping PTSD strikes*

  • @uptown4321
    @uptown4321 Před 2 lety +7

    Not even kidding, Darcy did a really great job on the advert. He seemed a lot more comfortable in front of the camera and seemed to be more natural sounding. Keep up the good work lads

  • @sainsburmcmanus
    @sainsburmcmanus Před 2 lety +205

    Darcy’s acting as the cabbage is Academy Award worthy

    • @dylantaylor1179
      @dylantaylor1179 Před 2 lety +5

      Ikr

    • @Catherinzsl
      @Catherinzsl Před 2 lety +8

      Really? I was more moved by his work as the banana. You could really see him torn between two worlds: fruit, or trend.

  • @benjamin-rn5zn
    @benjamin-rn5zn Před 2 lety +7

    “We will always have bread” meanwhile in Victoria there is bread shortages in coles, woolies and Aldi because tiptop has a shitload of cases

  • @hijacrecords8636
    @hijacrecords8636 Před 2 lety +14

    I can confirm, i would watch all ads if they were in this format. 11/10

  • @Chris-jg3km
    @Chris-jg3km Před 2 lety +5

    Darcy's role as a Surfshark VPN salesman was flawless here.

  • @Hyfon
    @Hyfon Před 2 lety +6

    Darcy's acting as the fine print on the back is impeccable.

  • @Lkat.
    @Lkat. Před 2 lety +3

    I never feel bad watching these when I’m supposed to be going to sleep because it’s so short… I’ve been binging for more than 30 minutes because of this

  • @bodiemaff4435
    @bodiemaff4435 Před 2 lety +55

    I'm only interested if I get an extra one FOR FREE, aN instruction manual and a gordon ramsey knife set. Oh.. and don't forget to DOUBLE THE WHOLE OFFER!!

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 Před 2 lety +2

      Don't forget make 6 payments of 29.99

    • @bodiemaff4435
      @bodiemaff4435 Před 2 lety +2

      @@johnree6106 And in small text "$50 in postage & handling"

  • @seventeen777
    @seventeen777 Před 2 lety +63

    Darcy's acting as the Darcy's acting meme was impeccable, very realistic

  • @danielkelly798
    @danielkelly798 Před 2 lety +3

    You guys get closer and closer to interdimensional cable with every episode 😂😂😂

  • @TinglingTaco
    @TinglingTaco Před 2 lety +4

    If all ads in Australia are like this, I'll move to Australia tomorrow

  • @REaDComicsau
    @REaDComicsau Před 2 lety +1

    “Why does anyone go to Woolworths” “If you want it buy it” 😂

  • @ExKalowbar
    @ExKalowbar Před 2 lety +1

    We need a Petition to have all ads like this

  • @schy505
    @schy505 Před 2 lety +14

    The actor they hired to replace Darcy after his death really isn’t filling the role properly imo

  • @The1AndOnlyGoldenboy
    @The1AndOnlyGoldenboy Před 2 lety +3

    Darcy's acting as that slice of bread was fantastic.

  • @emersonberry2123
    @emersonberry2123 Před 2 lety +1

    If ads were like this, I would watch them all day

  • @youraveragefan6953
    @youraveragefan6953 Před 2 lety +1

    daylight savings has messed up my sleep schedule, this was made at 8 and I’m watching it at 10

  • @hijacrecords8636
    @hijacrecords8636 Před 2 lety +6

    1:11 that's what she said
    1:19 also what she said

  • @synced8014
    @synced8014 Před 2 lety +13

    Darcy's acting as the hose was absolutely impeccable. Couldn't even notice it was him.

  • @chadhostak
    @chadhostak Před 2 lety

    I needed this start to my November.

  • @swishprodzz05
    @swishprodzz05 Před 2 lety +2

    That ring toss game in the background is such a great addition to this channel

  • @sunshine8338
    @sunshine8338 Před 2 lety +7

    If only Raid Shadow Legend ads were like this.

  • @aidanlawrence8330
    @aidanlawrence8330 Před 2 lety +19

    I honestly would buy anything from these salesmen

  • @juts89
    @juts89 Před 2 lety +1

    Man who's never bought eggs: "they're about a dollar each"

  • @rasaayennaidoo2377
    @rasaayennaidoo2377 Před 2 lety +1

    These ads were so good that I had to go buy every product shown. It did get a bit inconvenient to have to travel to Australia but the adverts were just too good.

  • @lynx_8576
    @lynx_8576 Před 2 lety +8

    Amazing how they seamlessly incorporate their black pepper sponsor into the video like that

  • @Tarantulah
    @Tarantulah Před 2 lety +3

    Genuinly thought this was sponsored by the speaker for a minute there

  • @saltels
    @saltels Před 2 lety +2

    "everyday we have bread,,, and it'll never end"
    2/11/21: (news reporter) "Woolworths runs out of bread, as thousands of customers flood in buying it all, thinking "it'll never run out""

    • @bread2532
      @bread2532 Před 2 lety +2

      i am scared for the bread purge i don't wanna be eaten

    • @Catherinzsl
      @Catherinzsl Před 2 lety

      @bread I wish I had something reassuring to say. Good luck in the bread purge.

  • @cassiopeaknack
    @cassiopeaknack Před rokem

    This is how a Canadian brand called No name actually does its advertisements and it’s amazing 10/10. I love seeing their sale posters up in the groceries they literally just say “sale, for saving money” on them.

  • @shnawgza
    @shnawgza Před 2 lety +16

    Darcy’s acting as the bread was so realistic.

  • @MaxiEdits_
    @MaxiEdits_ Před 2 lety +5

    I wouldn’t skip any ad like this especially if it was these guys 👌🏼

  • @spyrolad
    @spyrolad Před 2 lety

    the irony that i had to watch two ads before this, and then the surfshark ad at the end

  • @gliixo
    @gliixo Před 2 lety

    "Every day we have bread. It will never end." ultimate ad campaign for any grocery store

  • @shelbystreet
    @shelbystreet Před 2 lety +3

    Yep, because Woolys is the only place in Australia that sells bread

  • @cwircuit4037
    @cwircuit4037 Před 2 lety +5

    I have the sudden urge to buy Cabbages, Boat stuff, Eggs, Speakers, Black pepper, Hoses, Bread, Bananas and Savy B now

  • @Pofin
    @Pofin Před 2 lety +2

    "Hi, this is a cabbage"

  • @kingofdemons4803
    @kingofdemons4803 Před 2 lety

    Fairbairn Films: how ads should be
    also Fairbairn Films: does ad the normal way right afterwards

  • @Sam_995
    @Sam_995 Před 2 lety +3

    I’m impressed that they were able to get so many sponsors in one video

  • @rogerisnotthatbad2490
    @rogerisnotthatbad2490 Před 2 lety +4

    Darcy’s acting if the banana was first class. Amazing Work.

  • @obu007
    @obu007 Před 2 lety +1

    ive never seen lachlan this expressive. its beautiful

  • @uncletimmy6092
    @uncletimmy6092 Před 2 lety

    'Everyday we have bread and it will never end' sounded like a cry for help

  • @gwongton8212
    @gwongton8212 Před 2 lety +4

    Woah woah woah boys, slow down before I give you all my money! Jeez.

  • @immiefasnacht9861
    @immiefasnacht9861 Před 2 lety +5

    Darcys acting as the "eggs for sale" was something else. he has really stepped up in the world.

  • @cameronknoll8942
    @cameronknoll8942 Před 2 lety +1

    The irony of having the surfshark ad at the end

  • @epicdragon668
    @epicdragon668 Před 2 lety +1

    The woolies add is so accurate 😂

  • @shnawgza
    @shnawgza Před 2 lety +17

    Come on Lachlan we all know cabbages aren’t real in australia.

  • @fedagon3376
    @fedagon3376 Před 2 lety +3

    Hi,
    my name is Arthur, and we would like to know if we could use parts of your videos for commercial purposes.
    Thank you very much in advance,
    - Arthur, Marketing Department

  • @yyflower
    @yyflower Před 2 lety

    You guys are such natural salesmen I almost thought the coarse milled black pepper was the sponsor of today's video.

  • @MatthewAndThings
    @MatthewAndThings Před 2 lety

    Bold of you to put an ad at the end of this video

  • @michaelceraismybestfriend

    the american accents were so on point.

  • @catidaduck9523
    @catidaduck9523 Před 2 lety +4

    That American accent was cursed yet true, and I hate it, but I love it

  • @christianthorpe935
    @christianthorpe935 Před 2 lety

    "get legless" is an amazing phrase

  • @mirjanam8471
    @mirjanam8471 Před 2 lety

    That's a Ron Swanson quality for an ad, it's perfect.

  • @MIGHTYDUDE1
    @MIGHTYDUDE1 Před 2 lety +5

    Hi

  • @michaelm6610
    @michaelm6610 Před 2 lety +3

    I want to get back shit legless with some women, and at 9.50 that's a steal. I'll buy that

  • @katiebrownie5596
    @katiebrownie5596 Před 2 lety +1

    another piece of top qual work lads 10/10

  • @theoracletempleoflovelight2222

    I wish every ad was like this I live in Rural Nth Qld and it’s so so sad any ad on radio to tv , hence watching CZcams !

  • @8888k
    @8888k Před 2 lety

    Boys, this was so good.
    Probably my new favorite video of yours

  • @jaxonprouse5337
    @jaxonprouse5337 Před 2 lety

    Darcys acting as the cabbage was amazing

  • @salvit6024
    @salvit6024 Před 2 lety +2

    Where do I get the speaker? It's pretty compelling the way Jaxon does it

  • @alicebamber7584
    @alicebamber7584 Před 2 lety

    This has got to be my favourite one yet 😂✨

  • @BlackApple2010
    @BlackApple2010 Před 2 lety +1

    Banana? C'mon, it's Banaaayna! The two boys from Tasmania would have known this.

  • @skitcentral.
    @skitcentral. Před rokem

    When I saw the Speaker Advertisement, I literally had to check the description if it was sponsored LOL 😂😂😂

  • @rofler63
    @rofler63 Před 2 lety +1

    Im still obsessing on the fact you're selling eggs for a dollar a piece. Those must be some fantastic freaking eggs

  • @zachlaiscool
    @zachlaiscool Před 2 lety +1

    the woolies one 😆💀

  • @amadeusasimov1364
    @amadeusasimov1364 Před 2 lety +1

    100% best marketing.
    I would buy everything you sell if you guys made ads.

  • @CamoSquid
    @CamoSquid Před 2 lety +1

    "If you need something for your boat, then buy something for your boat" couldn't have said it better myself doesn't even specify that he's going to sell it to you, in that sentence alone. You could buy it anywhere for all he cares

  • @jakedanger99
    @jakedanger99 Před 2 lety

    Best one in a while this was hilarious 🤣

  • @dandoesfunny2205
    @dandoesfunny2205 Před 2 lety +1

    That speaker bit caught me off guard, good job boys 🙏