All jingles from History of the Entire World

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  • history of the entire world, but its just the jingles
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    it's the seljuk turks.
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    0:00 how did this happen?
    0:06 space dust
    0:10 weather update
    0:16 eat sunlight
    0:23 the sun is a deadly lazer
    0:31 and the dinosaurs are gone
    0:37 guess what happens next
    0:42 egypt, china
    0:50 new arrivals in india
    1:07 time to conquer
    1:15 merchants probably, spices
    1:23 china is whole again
    1:28 now we got business
    1:35 golden age of india
    1:52 its the seljuk turks / it's the seljuk turks
    1:57 africa
    2:41 pacific showdown
    2:49 world peace SIKE

Komentáře • 17K

  • @Anna-dr7jy
    @Anna-dr7jy Před 7 lety +86966

    Aliens: You have 3 minutes to tell us about your world

  • @alexanderthomas5136
    @alexanderthomas5136 Před 4 lety +3491

    “it makes cars go”
    “C O M M U N I S M”
    Edit: Holy thank you for 2.9 likes I’ve never had this many likes

    • @t4bbyz_
      @t4bbyz_ Před 4 lety +107

      *I N T H E S O V I E T U N I O N*

    • @-strawberrymilk-1778
      @-strawberrymilk-1778 Před 4 lety +37

      @@t4bbyz_ *JEWISH PEOPLE A PLACE TO L I V E*

    • @t4bbyz_
      @t4bbyz_ Před 4 lety +33

      @@-strawberrymilk-1778
      *except turkey turkey makes a brand new turkey*

    • @XX-gs3lb
      @XX-gs3lb Před 4 lety +14

      @@t4bbyz_ that's world war 2

    • @t4bbyz_
      @t4bbyz_ Před 4 lety +19

      @@XX-gs3lb
      Bonus round!
      Pacific showdown!
      United States
      Vs.
      Japan
      Fight!
      *the US selects extinction ball as a weapon*
      *boom*
      Finish him!
      *boom*

  • @gracedoubleu
    @gracedoubleu Před 4 lety +10385

    "WEATHER UPDATE"
    "WEATHER UPDATE"
    "WEATHER UPDATE"
    "WEATHER UPDATE"
    *"T H A T ' S L A N D"*

    • @4pqqa163
      @4pqqa163 Před 4 lety +325

      *somethings alive in the ocean*

    • @ASDF357_
      @ASDF357_ Před 4 lety +247

      now you can eat sunlight

    • @carloscapinpin803
      @carloscapinpin803 Před 4 lety +244

      *Taste the sun*

    • @4pqqa163
      @4pqqa163 Před 4 lety +104

      *_i t s t h e c a m b r i a n e x p l o s i o n_*

    • @Night_9225
      @Night_9225 Před 4 lety +212

      No. The sun is a deadly lazer

  • @meowmeowmeowmoews
    @meowmeowmeowmoews Před rokem +867

    00:13 “something’s alive in the ocean” is CRIMINALLY underrated

  • @Lusiorange
    @Lusiorange Před rokem +195

    2:00 In my opinion, I love this one the most, it slaps so much.

  • @truegoldstruck3028
    @truegoldstruck3028 Před 4 lety +17952

    “World peace”
    “SIKE, they both get angrier”

  • @mqtism
    @mqtism Před 4 lety +3584

    “it makes the cars go-“
    “C O M M U N I S MMMM”

  • @dillsimm
    @dillsimm Před 10 měsíci +145

    1:35 That bass line on the Golden Age of India is insane

    • @PazWasHere
      @PazWasHere Před 4 měsíci +4

      It's so criminally underrated and it shouldn't be. It's so good 🥹

    • @JonahNelson7
      @JonahNelson7 Před 26 dny

      He’s a real musician

    • @gladeon-hb9iu
      @gladeon-hb9iu Před 17 dny

      i think "the sun is a deadly lazer" is the best and then this is second

  • @JustARandomPersonLol69420
    @JustARandomPersonLol69420 Před rokem +190

    2:08 I feel like the only one that thinks this jingle sounds amazing

    • @jamsistired
      @jamsistired Před rokem +9

      It’s my favorite too

    • @gzmgavin0729
      @gzmgavin0729 Před 11 měsíci +8

      Best one

    • @otherDante2
      @otherDante2 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I like this one too!

    • @percytrain0576
      @percytrain0576 Před měsícem +3

      Many different types of machines and factories with machines in them so they can make a lot of products real fast

  • @toirdealbachbartoium5454
    @toirdealbachbartoium5454 Před 3 lety +4887

    "Have babies"
    "Bye bye"
    My dad took this to heart.

  • @crianpy
    @crianpy Před 4 lety +3815

    “EXCEPT TURKEY TURKEY MAKES A BRAND NEW TURKEY”
    “That’s ww2”

  • @ChristofKSGN
    @ChristofKSGN Před 11 měsíci +81

    1:08 this part is a bop

  • @yusayoutube
    @yusayoutube Před 7 měsíci +72

    2:25 bro went asmr mode

  • @kerpiilol
    @kerpiilol Před 4 lety +30087

    "ice age"
    "not anymore"
    "guess what's happens next?"
    "S O C I E T Y"

  • @Men_Man_The_Wo_Man
    @Men_Man_The_Wo_Man Před 4 lety +2657

    “World Peace”
    *SIKE*
    “ *they both get angrier* “

    • @DeeJayFM
      @DeeJayFM Před 4 lety +53

      The 20th century in a nutshell

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 Před 4 lety +10

      @My Self Could honestly just repeat that for 20 minutes and I’d understand everything.

    • @dylancrick
      @dylancrick Před 4 lety +7

      u copy cat

    • @Men_Man_The_Wo_Man
      @Men_Man_The_Wo_Man Před 4 lety +3

      Perfect Cell oi mate I checked for other comments saying this before I commented it but then after commenting it I see another one older, can’t blame me

    • @dylancrick
      @dylancrick Před 4 lety +2

      @@Men_Man_The_Wo_Man fair enough

  • @mlgiyel3021
    @mlgiyel3021 Před rokem +98

    1:07 1:40 2:00 2:08 just leaving these timestamps here for myself, these jingles are great

  • @TheDancingRoach
    @TheDancingRoach Před rokem +32

    0:42 my absolutely favorite part 🤣

  • @sweebystpu
    @sweebystpu Před 3 lety +2823

    “It makes cars go”
    “Communism”
    “In the Soviet Union”
    IN SOVIET RUSSIA CAR DRIVES US

  • @BrainSupper
    @BrainSupper Před 4 lety +4737

    “have babies”
    “Bye bye ocean”
    “and the dinosaurs are gone”
    Man, that escalated quickly

    • @valerieestes5472
      @valerieestes5472 Před 4 lety +12

      Yep

    • @ocean7889
      @ocean7889 Před 4 lety +85

      Roses are red
      Cacti are prickly
      I don't know what happened
      But that escalated quickly

    • @bombspuad
      @bombspuad Před 4 lety +45

      "Hell yeah now we've got business"

    • @CrayFishYT
      @CrayFishYT Před 4 lety +10

      That went from 0 to 100 really quickly

    • @eleniss6669
      @eleniss6669 Před 4 lety +12

      Just after that is ,, That's a human person"

  • @coloripple
    @coloripple Před měsícem +20

    1:35 shoutout to the most insane bassline of the century

  • @MisterSt4r
    @MisterSt4r Před 9 měsíci +27

    0:20 i love this part so much!

  • @ConquererThroughChrist92
    @ConquererThroughChrist92 Před 4 lety +2390

    "China is whole again."
    "Then it broke again."
    "HELL YEAH! NOW WE'VE GOT BUSINESS!"

  • @laserlemon1714
    @laserlemon1714 Před 4 lety +20664

    “World peace”
    “Sike”
    History summed up in three words

  • @TimmyMcDoddle
    @TimmyMcDoddle Před 3 měsíci +22

    "now you can eat sunlight"
    "taste the sun"
    "cambrian explosion"
    "quarks and stuff"
    and "guess what happens next" are my favorites

  • @dylanquintanilla9123
    @dylanquintanilla9123 Před 5 měsíci +24

    1:40 " the Mayans have figured out the stars"

  • @RDGamer321
    @RDGamer321 Před 2 lety +3960

    "Ice age."
    "Not anymore."
    "Guess what happens next?"
    "Society!"

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 Před 3 lety +3901

    2:49
    “World peace”
    “Sike! They both get angier”
    History in a nutshell.

  • @sheetallangarkar5805
    @sheetallangarkar5805 Před 5 měsíci +15

    1:08 is so rhytmic and such a nice jingle

  • @chaotic_household
    @chaotic_household Před 9 měsíci +14

    1:39 this just itches my brain.

  • @co5micwaffle742
    @co5micwaffle742 Před 4 lety +3265

    "How did this happen?"
    "Quarks and stuff"
    Yeah, sounds accurate.

  • @starkar91
    @starkar91 Před 3 lety +2426

    "Jewish people a place to live"
    "Except turkey"
    "Turkey makes a brand new turkey"
    "That's world war 2"
    *I wasn't expecting this type of action*

  • @Lynxxoldaccount
    @Lynxxoldaccount Před rokem +21

    All the jingle timestamps and lyrics
    0:00: how did this happen?
    0:02 quarks & stuff
    0:03: IT'S A STAR
    0:05 SPACE DUST
    0:06 EVEN CRAZIER SPACE DUST
    0:08 which is now the MOOOOOOOON
    0:10- 0:12 Whether update x4
    0:12 That's land
    0:13 Something's alive in the ocean
    0:16 Now you can eat sunlight
    0:18 Taste the sun
    0:19 Its the Cambrian explosion
    0:23 **NO** why? **THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER**
    0:26 *not anymore there's a blanket*
    0:28 Have babies
    0:29 Bye Bye ocean
    0:31 And the dinosaurs are gone
    0:34 That's a human person
    0:36 Ice age
    0:36:39 Not anymore
    0:38 guess what happens next
    0:39 SOCIETY
    0:41 BRONZE
    0:42 EGYPT
    0:43 *CHINA* and did i mention *Indus river valley civilization*
    0:48 norte chico
    0:49 Greeks
    0:49 China
    0:50 new arrivals in india, maybe it's those horse people i was talking about, or their cousins or something.... and they wrote some hymns and mantras and stuff
    1:00 now the phoenicians can get down to business
    1:03 and they believe in God
    1:04 it's the Persian Empire
    1:07 *time to conquer all of india* or *most of india*
    1:14 merchants, probably and they've got spices
    1:17 HEYY
    1:18 brand new road to the world
    1:21 get there on water
    1:22 china is whole again.... then it broke again
    1:28 hell yeah! now we've got business
    1:30 is loving jesus legal yet?
    1:34 main rival
    1:35 it's the golden age of india
    1:38 BARBARIANS
    1:40 the mayans have figured out the stars
    1:43 BACK TOGETHER
    1:45 bigger, and there's more of them
    1:47 new kingdoms all over europe
    1:49 islamic golden age
    1:50 *christianize all the kingdoms*
    1:51 it's the seljuk turks
    1:53 aah!
    1:53 crusade
    1:54 hello toltecs.... hello mississippi
    1:57 AFRICA
    1:59 ming
    2:00 well i guess we'll have to find another way to india
    2:05 Sugar
    2:06 ME
    2:07 BUT HE CAME BACK
    2:09 many different types of machines and factories with machines in them so they can make a lot of products real fast
    2:17 sultan of oman lives in zanzibar now
    2:21 technology is about to go crazy
    2:24 ᵗʰᵉʸ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵉᵗʰᶦᵒᵖᶦᵃ, ᵗʰᵉʸ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵗʰᵃᶦˡᵃⁿᵈ
    2:27 HAWAII, CUBA
    2:30 ᶦᵗ ᵐᵃᵏᵉˢ ᶜᵃʳˢ ᵍᵒ
    2:31 communism.... in the soviet union
    2:33 jewish people a place to live
    2:36 except turkey, turkey makes a brand new turkey
    2:40 that's world war 2
    2:41 **bonus round! pacific showdown. united states vs. japan. fight!** **finish him!!**
    2:49 world peace
    2:50 SIKE, they both get angrier
    2:53 and the ocean is full of plastic

  • @ObsernMarioBros
    @ObsernMarioBros Před 7 měsíci +18

    “THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER” never gets old.

  • @gnerdeek5362
    @gnerdeek5362 Před 7 lety +5354

    Whats funny is that the jingles convey about as much information as the original video

  • @hubabuba6110
    @hubabuba6110 Před 4 lety +2899

    "Not anymore there's a blanket"
    "HAVE BABIES"
    Well this just took a whole 180

  • @SamiTheAnxiousBean
    @SamiTheAnxiousBean Před rokem +14

    the fact that this is still just as effective as a world recap as the original was shows how good it is

  • @ignacioartaud
    @ignacioartaud Před 3 měsíci +6

    Can't get 2:17 out of my head. It's the most random out of all the jingles and it isn't a historical fact that really contributes to anything in the grand scheme of world history but that's why I love it. Plus in any other world history video you'd probably only get those random bits of information about events in the western world, so I think it was great of Bill to let us know "oh and this arab sultan just decided to move places sometime around the industrial revolution"

  • @foxmcalister5279
    @foxmcalister5279 Před 7 lety +5382

    "Guess what happens next. *SOCIETY*"

  • @Cosmic_Mj
    @Cosmic_Mj Před 4 lety +2099

    The only thing missing is “you can make a religion out of this”

    • @Cosmic_Mj
      @Cosmic_Mj Před 4 lety +139

      Not that it’s a jingle, but this is like all the funniest parts except that

    • @Untiforgins
      @Untiforgins Před 4 lety +45

      Did you reply to yourself?

    • @danielespinolajr1
      @danielespinolajr1 Před 4 lety +57

      Untiforgins He was probably just adding to his comment

    • @Untiforgins
      @Untiforgins Před 4 lety +22

      @@danielespinolajr1 I just misread the comment. I thought they said "that's not a jingle". Also the fact that they didn't edit their original comment confused me and so I thought it was somebody replying to their comment until I saw it was the same person.

    • @ashton1508
      @ashton1508 Před 4 lety +15

      You can make a religion out of this

  • @user-be3ky3wk2s
    @user-be3ky3wk2s Před 3 měsíci +7

    "except turkey turkey makes a brand new turkey" got me dead💀

  • @tahminakhan9979
    @tahminakhan9979 Před 8 měsíci +5

    0:50 i love that one

  • @ixyv8854
    @ixyv8854 Před 4 lety +1510

    "Hell yeah now we've got business"
    "Is loving Jesus legal yet"

  • @angelahuang2161
    @angelahuang2161 Před 7 lety +1668

    *japan is nuked 2 times* "WORLD PEACE!!!!"
    "syke! they both get angrier"

  • @_bleh_
    @_bleh_ Před rokem +2

    0:26 listen to this with your eye close

  • @firefoxx_-wu7od
    @firefoxx_-wu7od Před rokem +4

    my fav jingles
    0:49 new arrivals in india 3rd place
    1:07 time to conquer all of india 2nd place
    1:39 the mayans have figured out the stars 4th place
    2:08 1st place

  • @tacosanchez28
    @tacosanchez28 Před 4 lety +2389

    Nobody:
    Google when you get internet: *And the dinosaurs are gone*

  • @quagsire654
    @quagsire654 Před 3 lety +3808

    2:42
    "Japan gets hit with extinction ball"
    "world peace"

  • @bensuguneri
    @bensuguneri Před 7 měsíci +5

    2:50 they did it again and it’s bigger than ever

  • @nevaehhamilton3493
    @nevaehhamilton3493 Před 2 měsíci +8

    "guess what happens next?"
    *S O C I E T Y*

  • @guestgoose
    @guestgoose Před 4 lety +2588

    "No."
    "Why?"
    "The sun is a deadly Laser"
    "Not anymore There's a blanket "
    " *_Have Babies_* "

  • @Stanzaawashere
    @Stanzaawashere Před 3 lety +3709

    0:34 me looking at the blanket on my chair at 3am

  • @MRS_WOLF13
    @MRS_WOLF13 Před 11 měsíci +12

    This man taught history faster and more clearly than my history teacher.

  • @coloripple
    @coloripple Před měsícem +3

    2:49 _World Peace_
    SIKE! _they both get angrier_
    damn that combo aged better than I'd have hoped...

  • @aleph1057
    @aleph1057 Před 7 lety +19130

    *"Weather update, weather update, weather update, weather update, That's land!"*

    • @aleph1057
      @aleph1057 Před 7 lety +92

      Hey dude! Didn't expect you here either.

    • @zenrock127
      @zenrock127 Před 7 lety +37

      AlphredWulf I was just going to make a comment this. Simply wonderful!

    • @TheCatVtuber
      @TheCatVtuber Před 7 lety +114

      *Something's alive in the ocean!*

    • @aleph1057
      @aleph1057 Před 7 lety +82

      *Now you can eat sunlight!*

    • @zenrock127
      @zenrock127 Před 7 lety +63

      AlphredWulf *Taste the Sun*

  • @bbaa752
    @bbaa752 Před 3 lety +3418

    2:50 "World peace, SIKE! They both get angrier"
    "And the ocean is full of plastic~"
    Sounds right

  • @SneakyMeeky
    @SneakyMeeky Před měsícem +3

    0:38 Where we started to go downhill-

  • @omegaflowey9932
    @omegaflowey9932 Před 8 měsíci +5

    0:23
    THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!

  • @charlesmansonpart2498
    @charlesmansonpart2498 Před 4 lety +1405

    “It’s the seljuk Turks, “
    “Ahh”
    “CRUSADE”

  • @justaperson15_78
    @justaperson15_78 Před 4 lety +13161

    “NO”
    “Why?”
    *”The sun is a deadly lazer”*

  • @lovingthismoment4726
    @lovingthismoment4726 Před rokem +1

    This came on my home feed and by 'jingles' i thought short songs on countries and their history but it was even better.
    This is so good❤

  • @EthanIsIt
    @EthanIsIt Před rokem +2

    I like how even without all the other explaining it still tells history in a way.

  • @nightmares8213
    @nightmares8213 Před 6 lety +883

    Top 5 Favorite Jingles?
    5: Communism in the Soviet Union
    4: Is loving Jesus legal yet?
    3: The sun is a deadly laser
    2: Ever single jingle talking about China
    1: time to conquer all of india (most of india)

    • @chazza1537
      @chazza1537 Před 5 lety +25

      My favourite is, It’s the Cambrian Explosion

    • @michinomiyahirohito2746
      @michinomiyahirohito2746 Před 5 lety +23

      Mine is: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the Seljuk Turks

    • @haposanaruan1444
      @haposanaruan1444 Před 5 lety +18

      My 5 fave jingles :
      5. Conquer all of India (most of India)
      4. Pacific Showdown United States vs Japan. Fight!
      3. China is whole again then it broke again
      2. SPACE DUST, EVEN CRAZIER SPACE DUST
      1. EGYPT, CHINA, INDUS RIVER VALLEY CIVILIZATION, NORTHE CHICO

    • @28Naufal
      @28Naufal Před 5 lety +4

      It's the seljuk turks and crusade is the best chain of jingles

    • @datdoglovesdogs
      @datdoglovesdogs Před 5 lety +13

      2:06 ME!!! but he came back

  • @kirbo222top
    @kirbo222top Před 10 měsíci +2

    "Ice age, not anymore, guess what happens next, S O C I E T Y"

  • @sunshineelo
    @sunshineelo Před 9 měsíci +1

    0:42 this is on loop forever now

  • @oskwie861
    @oskwie861 Před 4 lety +839

    “weather update”
    “Weather Update”
    “WEATHER UPDATE”
    *”WEATHER UPDATE”*

  • @rubyyates4778
    @rubyyates4778 Před 4 lety +1378

    "Not anymore, there's a blanket"
    *_h a V E b a B I e s_*
    *bye bye ocean*
    Edit: WHAT THE-
    I know it's bad to thank people for likes but oh my god-
    Thank you!

  • @SFlare2
    @SFlare2 Před rokem

    I needed this 😭😭

  • @haidernaeemmalana8601
    @haidernaeemmalana8601 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I like how this basically communicates most of the important information. 20 mins of the most compressed knowledge compressed even further to 3 min

  • @Theakritas_
    @Theakritas_ Před 4 lety +1537

    "FINISH HIM"
    "world peace"
    "sike"
    "they both get angrier"

    • @Sparkanator
      @Sparkanator Před 4 lety +14

      Eat your cereal

    • @Theakritas_
      @Theakritas_ Před 4 lety +9

      @@Sparkanator eat your cereal too

    • @mave410
      @mave410 Před 4 lety +1

      ragdoll effects jezuz u givin' me Dejavu, srsly your *EVERYWHERE*

    • @Theakritas_
      @Theakritas_ Před 4 lety +1

      @@mave410 oh, really? Then i'm commenting more often :D

    • @grapes5672
      @grapes5672 Před 4 lety +2

      @Mr. Recker let us all eat cereal's ass

  • @kirbgaming8192
    @kirbgaming8192 Před 3 lety +3775

    “How did this happen?”
    “Quarks and stuff”
    You can’t argue with that assessment

    • @joshual.7900
      @joshual.7900 Před 3 lety +90

      We can make a religion out of this

    • @kirbgaming8192
      @kirbgaming8192 Před 3 lety +65

      Joshua Liu
      No don’t

    • @joshual.7900
      @joshual.7900 Před 3 lety +41

      Kirby’s Coming for games *how bout I do, anyway?*

    • @kirbgaming8192
      @kirbgaming8192 Před 3 lety +9

      Joshua Liu
      czcams.com/video/qWwb8S02f_c/video.html

    • @joshual.7900
      @joshual.7900 Před 3 lety +7

      Kirby’s Coming for games czcams.com/video/dtUmC9V5ULc/video.html

  • @LFR_21
    @LFR_21 Před 5 měsíci +2

    1:01 this one is so catchy to me for some reason

  • @Redfrootloop
    @Redfrootloop Před 3 měsíci +4

    "It's the cambrian explosion!" "No."

  • @charleslanohan9408
    @charleslanohan9408 Před 3 lety +3842

    When you realize that the Jingles are the real Summary of the video

    • @GOATamania
      @GOATamania Před 3 lety +7

      Hmm
      here is the actual summary czcams.com/video/iik25wqIuFo/video.html

    • @FaizPhobia
      @FaizPhobia Před 3 lety +3

      @@GOATamania moines gonna click this link dipshit

    • @GOATamania
      @GOATamania Před 3 lety +7

      @@FaizPhobia yeah ikr the video is too popular

    • @7thwardlord882
      @7thwardlord882 Před 3 lety +6

      @@GOATamania FUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR IT EVEN THO THE GUY BEFORRRE SAID THAT HESE NOT CLICKING THEE LINK DIPSHAT

    • @GOATamania
      @GOATamania Před 3 lety +2

      @@7thwardlord882 😂i lold

  • @Mushysoda
    @Mushysoda Před 4 lety +1247

    "World Peace"
    "Sike"
    History of the world- SImplified version

    • @TreeckoDX64
      @TreeckoDX64 Před 4 lety +5

      I guess

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 Před 4 lety +13

      guess you could say it was... Oversimplified
      They should collab

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess Před 4 lety +1

      the next guy, I wish. Bill wurtz quit.

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Pukeprincess
      Why

    • @sheeshkabob
      @sheeshkabob Před 4 lety +3

      @@raspberrycrowns9494 Bill Wurtz didn't quit, he went on some sort of hiatus and is trying a new animation styles with more 3d objects and whatnot

  • @LPVG959
    @LPVG959 Před rokem +6

    0:00 how did this happen?
    0:02 quarks and stuff
    0:03 it’s a star
    0:06 space dust
    0:07 even crazier space dust
    0:09 which is now the moon
    0:10 weather updates
    0:11 that’s land
    0:14 something’s alive in the ocean
    0:16 now you can eat sunlight
    0:18 taste the sun
    0:20 it’s the cambrian explosion
    0:23 no
    0:24 the sun is a deadly laser
    0:26 not anymore there’s a blanket
    0:28 have babies
    0:29 bye bye ocean
    0:31 and the dinosaurs are gone
    0:34 that’s a human person
    0:36 ice age
    0:37 not anymore
    0:38 guess what happens next
    0:39 society
    0:42 bronze
    0:43 egypt
    0:44 china
    0:46 indus river valley civilization
    0:48 norte chico
    0:49 greeks
    0:50 china and new arrivals in india
    0:57 and they brought some hymns and mantras and stuff
    1:00 now the phonecians can get down to buisness
    1:03 and they believe in god
    1:05 it’s the persian empire
    1:07 time to conquer all if india well most of india
    1:15 merchants probably
    1:16 and they got spices
    1:18 heyyyyyyyy
    1:19 brand nw road to the world
    1:21 get there on water
    1:23 china is whole again. Then it broke again
    1:28 hell yeah now we git buisness
    1:31 is loving jesus legal yet
    1:33 main rival
    1:35 it’s the golden age of india
    1:38 barbarians
    1:39 the mayans figured out the stars
    1:44 back together
    1:45 bigger and there’s more of them
    1:47 new kingdoms all over the europe
    1:49 islamic golden age
    1:51 christianize all the kingdoms
    1:52 it’s the seljuk turks
    1:54 crusade
    1:55 hello toltecs
    1:56 hello missisipi
    1:57 africa
    1:59 ming dynasty
    2:00 well i guess we’ll have to find anither way to india
    2:04 sugar
    2:07 me and but he came back
    2:08 many different types of machines and factories with machines in them so they can make a lot of products real fast
    2:18 sultan from oman livves in zanzibar now
    2:22 technology is about to go crazy
    2:25 except ethiopia
    2:27 they never got thailand
    2:28 hawaii
    2:29 cuba
    2:30 it makes car go
    2:31 communism in the soviet union
    2:34 jewish people have place to live
    2:37 except turkey turkey makes a brand brand new turkey
    2:40 that’s world war 2
    2:42 bobus round japan vs usa
    2:49 world peace
    2:51 sike they both get angrier
    2:53 and the ocean is full of plastic
    2:56 ending
    OMG IT WAS LONG TO FIND THESE

  • @w1th3rh3r3xd
    @w1th3rh3r3xd Před 6 měsíci

    I didn't know how much i needed this

  • @unspeakableflame292
    @unspeakableflame292 Před 2 lety +5560

    "ice age"
    "not anymore"
    "guess what happens next"
    "society"
    That flows so well

  • @rodpauloduran1686
    @rodpauloduran1686 Před 4 lety +1652

    Police officer: You’re under arrest
    Me: Why?
    Police officer: I see a body behind you
    Me: 0:26

  • @darioadaseq
    @darioadaseq Před rokem +3

    I love how even just the jingles tell the story

  • @SanaaGamez
    @SanaaGamez Před 3 měsíci +2

    I don’t know how, but this goes together very well.

  • @beatuzumaki1108
    @beatuzumaki1108 Před 2 lety +9352

    I feel like "Except Turkey, Turkey makes a brand new Turkey" is super underrated

    • @Segatari
      @Segatari Před 2 lety +417

      Followed by ‘’it’s world war 2’’ which implies that turkey making a brand new turkey caused world war 2

    • @thumii8526
      @thumii8526 Před 2 lety +42

      Yes I love that chime

    • @euproductions8615
      @euproductions8615 Před 2 lety +88

      It is actually true, in 1922 when the Ottoman empire ended there was alot of occupations until 1923 Turkey invades it all and forms the Republic of Turkey

    • @anna_shaikun
      @anna_shaikun Před 2 lety +35

      Best part, except maybe the bit about the Swahili on the Swahili Coast

    • @d4rkshadow826
      @d4rkshadow826 Před 2 lety +10

      That one is so funny 😂

  • @Smashaflee
    @Smashaflee Před 7 lety +1897

    you can make a religion out of this.

  • @Quandale_The_Dingle
    @Quandale_The_Dingle Před 9 měsíci +1

    1:28 is my favorite little song thing, along with 2:00

  • @GamerHedghog
    @GamerHedghog Před rokem +2

    THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER. Is my fav part so much

  • @akiishitster1742
    @akiishitster1742 Před 4 lety +825

    "Islamic golden age"
    "CHRISTIANIZE ALL THE KINGDOM"

  • @amebee709
    @amebee709 Před 3 lety +730

    "Weather update"
    "Weather update"
    "Weather update"
    "Weather update"
    "That's land"

  • @CsMsLady80
    @CsMsLady80 Před 7 měsíci +3

    2:50

  • @TheTMSBand
    @TheTMSBand Před 2 měsíci +2

    0:12 is sooooo underrated. For less than a second its definitely one of the best

  • @jakub2088
    @jakub2088 Před 3 lety +1506

    0:40 this is when everything started to go downwards

  • @jj_stuff2529
    @jj_stuff2529 Před 4 lety +1599

    My favorite quotes:
    “The sun is a deadly laser”
    “Except Turkey, Turkey makes a brand new Turkey!”
    “China is whole again”
    “Then it broke again”
    “Hello Mississippi!”

    • @goddamnpavuk9521
      @goddamnpavuk9521 Před 4 lety +9

      MING

    • @samuaghahag
      @samuaghahag Před 4 lety +32

      "Time to conquer all of india. Or most of india" was a good one 2

    • @jj_stuff2529
      @jj_stuff2529 Před 4 lety +2

      HerraTomaatti
      Oh yeah! I forgot to include that one... 😂

    • @LordKnt
      @LordKnt Před 4 lety +29

      It's a bird
      It's a plane
      IT'S THE SELJUK TURKS

    • @gbkgames2087
      @gbkgames2087 Před 4 lety

      Heeey

  • @charliecharmander3213

    Somehow everything still makes sense even tho this is only a small section of the video. Just shows how great it is honestly

  • @jakubwagner669
    @jakubwagner669 Před 4 lety +796

    "China is whole again"
    "Then it broke again"
    *HELL YEAH*

  • @iambangleslick
    @iambangleslick Před 4 lety +2094

    “Space dust”
    “Even crazier space dust”
    “Which is now the moon”
    *some things just cant be explained.*

    • @sofifrz
      @sofifrz Před 4 lety +26

      The moon is just crazier space dust 😂😂

    • @lemex27gamesnshit
      @lemex27gamesnshit Před 4 lety

      • I'm SofyChan • gacha bad

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 Před 4 lety +5

      The moon is a scar of a wound on the earth

    • @timno2639
      @timno2639 Před 4 lety +1

      u misspeld can

    • @maricelecoy581
      @maricelecoy581 Před 4 lety +1

      Lemex27 Gaming you do realize that’s old right? lmao, leave it the fuck alone and let people like what they like, things you like have porn of it too

  • @BLMT-df4on
    @BLMT-df4on Před 25 dny +2

    2:49 this aged well

  • @pieskobi943
    @pieskobi943 Před rokem +2

    I Love how this actually paints a rough image of our history

  • @leeeverett4516
    @leeeverett4516 Před 7 lety +956

    ITS A BIRD, ITS A PLANE, ITS THE SELJUK TURKS

  • @krenzazka1
    @krenzazka1 Před 4 lety +1389

    "It makes cars go."
    "Communism."
    Wha-

    • @funniestguy
      @funniestguy Před 4 lety +42

      It makes øųŕ cars go

    • @user-sc6ob8ro5z
      @user-sc6ob8ro5z Před 4 lety +32

      Russians: 𝘝 𝘙 𝘖 𝘖 𝘔 𝘝 𝘙 𝘖 𝘖 𝘔

    • @glitchygalaxy8479
      @glitchygalaxy8479 Před 4 lety +7

      Kars did indeed want to communism his race and make them the Ultimate Lifeform, but they refused so he killed them, just like Comrade Stalin would.

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 Před 4 lety

      It can calculate your salaries for co workers and just 1 liter of oil in the kar

    • @ZeraNex
      @ZeraNex Před 4 lety

      Of course the soviets got communist cars

  • @AutumnBlaze689
    @AutumnBlaze689 Před 3 měsíci +1

    0:12 is my fav jingle here

  • @scubadiverxy6969
    @scubadiverxy6969 Před 4 měsíci +2

    speedrunning world history

  • @froggo819
    @froggo819 Před 3 lety +2202

    1:53 this is my favorite part, the little hëUæ