Fun secret lore fact. Radhan was always destined to be Elden Lord and was perfect for it, but by a twist of fate our boy grew up so hench and thicc no throne metaphorical or otherwise could uphold his thiccness. The greater will got a little miffed at that cause it just orchestrated the perfect candidate to take the mantle of Lord but it’s plans were foiled by the sheer girth of Radhans hench. And that boys and girls is the real reason the God or the Greater Will abandoned the Lands Between, all because of big boi Radhans thiccness
@@coreygordon4612 Nah, The whole "red-mane knights" was borne from Radahn's adoration of his father. Radagon himself semi-/secretly loathed his own red hair, which might have been tad awkward, though.
"In addition to being built like a steel mill, Radahn has the ability to defy gravity, which constantly gets him into fights with solar bodies. This man is skateboarding a horse and holding back the stars while killing everyone he comes into contact with, and he does it from the hospice." That's literally the description that tipped me over the edge and got me to buy Elden Ring. No regrets.
@@knightmare3197 i think radahn could beat every one if he just uses his gravity magic like seriously what stops this demigod from turning the planet inside out
@@custodianguardofthemagyari216 I mean he does have several gravity magic attacks that one-shot, but yeah you're not wrong. Especially considering he took on stars (somehow) and won. My only theory is that he still has a sliver of honor and consciousness left cus he was still holding back the stars and hadn't just straight up crushed Leonard when we fought him.
@@knightmare3197 yeah I think his honor and loyalty the main reason Also the golden order and the greater will is lucky they have radahn on their side because I think radahn can solo all of them
Can you imagine that you technically body the entire family except for ranni? Radahn became infected with scarlet rot, rykard become a titanoboa, rennala was depressed, and radagon become a zombie after realizing him and marika were the same person
Radagon is Marika and Marika is Radagon. There is no realization for self that they are the same. They are the sides of the same schizophrenic god that hates her/his bastard heritage: being half Fire-Giant, half Numen.
Well, Malenia is rotted from the core and lost most of her limbs, Mohg is basically a walking blood puddle, Godrick sticked whatever piece of corpse he could find to his old fat body, and as for Miquella... it's better not to think about it. Demi-gods sure wasted their appeals...
It's possible that the dlc might. We see young Miquella in the promo art. So if it's some kind of dream world built on his memories, then surely we would see pre-shattering versions of his family. Would be kinda cool to see Marika at the height of her power, even if its only a dream
Why the three older are born from nerd mom who do magical grill shit and the younger are from the guy that take "go fuck yourself" literally and is female counter part try to fuck himself over in the less literal sense of the term
Probably, if you could reanimate her body albeit barely and put her soul back in it long enough to slap the rune of rebirth on her and use the egg, she could be reincarnated. It'd be complicated though considering the state of the body and how it was killed by the rune of death, not normal death.
@@Nerthos Destined death is permanent, so i don't think reincarnation is possible. Maybe making new body is, but i assume there could be severe consequences and risk is too big.
@@migrivp2672 it’s not a Bossfight if you give Seluvis amber starlight, he’ll make the amber drought if you give this to Ranni it won’t work, and she’ll instantly kill you. It doesn’t end the game, you’ll respawn. If you use celestial dew at the statue in your turtle pope, you’re going to continue her story quest.
What I wanted is a effect that wen you finish the game and start new games + the new world got some changes like with rainy ending makings make the moon bigger and can see better in the night, frenzied flame make more frenzied enemies and sane for all ending
Honestly I think she was just embarrrassed that she has photo/painting smile. AKA she always ends up with the most awkward and forced looking smile. So when the tarnished instead mentioned she was thicc, she acted extra embarrassed to throw him off the real issue.
Fun fact. I remember stumbling across her old body and thinking "wait a second.. is that... No.. hold on lemme look at some of my items and weapons and whatever else had a couple small hints" and eventually realized that it was in fact ranni, I don't remember exactly what made me wonder that at first, I had caught some random hint somewhere, but it wasn't much. And the FIRST thing I did was go 😳🤯 "deeeamn! SHE WAS THICCC! NOICE!" 😂 I spent entirely too long looking at a burned body from multiple angles imagining what dayt ayuss must've looked like un-burnt 😂
Elden ri g is the sim sumulator of how many players wikl follow a oddly sexy brautiful woman as long they find it ok withough knowing what the heck she did lol
Reminder that Rennala and Radagon were already fucking massively tall people. Ranni’s original body likely cleared 9-10 ft in height. and Radahn i believe hits 8 *meters* or ~27 ft tall
Rykard:Just a little bit too ambitious Rainni:Canonically thicker then a bowl of outmeal Radahn:The real protagonist of the game If you don’t believe me -Learned gravity magic so his horse would have an easier time running around but decided he’d become better than he needed to be at it -Has the most drip out of any boss in the game if someone says Malekith I’m going to beat them with a hammer -Walks around with weapons the size of a building casually -Casually holds back threats to the planet and even whilst he is exerting this energy and whilst he’s insane and incredibly weakened he’s still a formidable enemy who fights fairly (all I’m saying is he could’ve dropped meteors on us) -Allowed Malenia to refit her arm after literally disarming her keep in mind she had not done any damage to him at that point -Survived what was essentially a poisonous nuke and proceeded to stalemate Malenia -Took pride in what his father saw as a defect as a chad is always self confident -Constantly careful to shield his horse from his own attacks and the attacks of others this includes Malenia’s rot as Leonard is clearly not rotted Everytime I fight this man I feel just a little bad
@@markoklisuric1752 Radagon was cursed by fire giants with red hair, which is an insult to him by changing his perfect image and giving him feature of someone rejected by golden order.
alright understand, poggers ranni, Rykard looks like Jon Snow and Radahn is a giant (Radagon you might want to get that dna test, Rannala may have had a fling with a certain neighboring Fire Giant) but the real elephant in the room..RANNALA’S MOMMY MILKERS!
Thicc, tall, a redhead with braided hair, and an intellectual with magic powers and nigh immortality... ...Are we sure Ranni isn't just a reincarnation of Makima from Chainsaw Man?
People hate her because of the Night of Black Knives, but she is too precious to hate. And let's be honest, the Golden Order was beyond fucked up anyway.
Elden Ring players: hate Ranni for attempting to kill Demi-gods for power Also Elden Ring players: proceed to kill every demi-god in the game along with their follower because levelling is fun
![Who gave Klee a grenade Launcher?! - Ranked Daycare [Genshin HoYoFair]](/img/n.gif)
Radahn's canonical height is simply "bigger than you".
So Radahn is Ira Gamagori's cousin?
@@LecherousLizard I forgot about that. Yup, Gamagori is actually a descendant of Radahn's.
@@StrunDoNhor I see, the family genes only got stronger over the ages, from "Bigger than you" to "Biggest in view"
Radahn would be so proud ge
mommy?
Accurate though.
She couldn't find a better vessel than a tiny blue doll?
Its to honor her mentor, who was also a Snow Witch.
@@mr.ashenfire2624 codafett means the mini ranni. which is 😂
Well, that doll has 4 arms, it's quite a handy feature isn't it?
@@jimmyc2223 Handy feature for a tarnished tackle
@@maxthepaladin2147 I must warn you, Tarnished. The sensation of a Blue Hash is STRONG
Friendly reminder… Ranni might be thicc, but she was never Radahn level thicc. No one was Radahn level thicc.
Fun secret lore fact. Radhan was always destined to be Elden Lord and was perfect for it, but by a twist of fate our boy grew up so hench and thicc no throne metaphorical or otherwise could uphold his thiccness. The greater will got a little miffed at that cause it just orchestrated the perfect candidate to take the mantle of Lord but it’s plans were foiled by the sheer girth of Radhans hench. And that boys and girls is the real reason the God or the Greater Will abandoned the Lands Between, all because of big boi Radhans thiccness
My dude, look how thicc the Godskin Noble is
@@MrGoul78 that’s just the robes my guy, godskin noble is a lie.
@@bogustoast22none25 the cake is a lie?
@@valosky9215 a whole fucking lie.
Just the fact that ranni basically was a giant red head thicc girl makes me sad we could not see it
But blue ranni is precious as well
no
There's Luthel tho
... I have a sudden craving for milkshakes now!
how about cup of cola instead
@@dahandsomeguywithcoolglass8949 Pringles Can
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
But do they bring all the boys to the yard?
@@cam_pent Sus
Tarnished: Bed now.
Ranni: Wha?
Tarnished: BED NOW!
a man of culture i see
Smæsh
:)
_pomf_
@@Claymann71 no
Rykard had red hair, like all the children of Radagon and Rennala.
He se tiño el pelo negro
You forget about radahn? Him and Rykard are the only children of radagon and rennala
Nope, Rykard had blonde hair like his second mom
@@backpug1228the portrait in volcano manor shows rykard with red hair like radagon and radahn
No I think he had black hair like his mom.
Fun fact, radahn respected godfrey because he likes lions too
He liked lions because he admired godfrey and wanted to be like him
@@papoprimearchon9910 also if im not mistaken radagon didnt like that his son rahdan like him more than his father
@@coreygordon4612 Nah, The whole "red-mane knights" was borne from Radahn's adoration of his father. Radagon himself semi-/secretly loathed his own red hair, which might have been tad awkward, though.
@@qwormuli77 radhan was also a Godfrey fanboy which is why his armor is modeled with a lion theme.
Fun fact radahn named his horse leonard and protects it from aoi attacks in the fight
Ah, finally, a picture of the famileeee togethaaaa
Rykard noises*
😂😂
WE WILL DEVOUR… THE VERY GAAAAAHDS
@@SparkingTogether876NOW WE CAHN DEVOUAAAAA THE GODGS TOGETHAAAAA
@@dovakinusss TOGETHAAAA
Radahn in the back casually having biceps the size of his father's head
He's never been more proud.
Nah they the size of his chest holy lord
Godfrey would aprove
Damn Radhan is built like a steel mill!
Well he is general chadhan
"In addition to being built like a steel mill, Radahn has the ability to defy gravity, which constantly gets him into fights with solar bodies. This man is skateboarding a horse and holding back the stars while killing everyone he comes into contact with, and he does it from the hospice."
That's literally the description that tipped me over the edge and got me to buy Elden Ring. No regrets.
@@knightmare3197 i think radahn could beat every one if he just uses his gravity magic like seriously what stops this demigod from turning the planet inside out
@@custodianguardofthemagyari216 I mean he does have several gravity magic attacks that one-shot, but yeah you're not wrong. Especially considering he took on stars (somehow) and won. My only theory is that he still has a sliver of honor and consciousness left cus he was still holding back the stars and hadn't just straight up crushed Leonard when we fought him.
@@knightmare3197 yeah I think his honor and loyalty the main reason
Also the golden order and the greater will is lucky they have radahn on their side because I think radahn can solo all of them
I see why she changed forms. She had that death mom hair cut.
I mean… her rune was death… So she just didn’t want to be a mom!
Someone get Vaati!
Hot damn lmao
Ah i see you are a man of culture
She had that Trisha Elric "braid of death"
A man of culture right there 😂
SHE DOWNGRADED HERSELF??!?!?!
She found Justice
Honestly
That aplies for some people lets be honest
Well in lore she wanted to take visage of one of her masters although maybe she could have kept some of her self
I mean a four handed handjob is better than a two handed one so I wouldn't say downgraded more of an upgrade
Forget the elden rings restoration.
New Quest: Get Rannis Body Back NO MATTER THE COST
Можно начать с попытки создания чуда отката времени. Или пройти на концовку Годвина, оживить тело Ранни и сунуть туда душу.
Time to cast laws of regression on the body once I find it
I agree it has to happen
Can you imagine that you technically body the entire family except for ranni? Radahn became infected with scarlet rot, rykard become a titanoboa, rennala was depressed, and radagon become a zombie after realizing him and marika were the same person
The humanity left inside of radahn was that he cared for his horse.
You even kill their dog too 💀
Radagon is Marika and Marika is Radagon. There is no realization for self that they are the same.
They are the sides of the same schizophrenic god that hates her/his bastard heritage: being half Fire-Giant, half Numen.
Well, Malenia is rotted from the core and lost most of her limbs, Mohg is basically a walking blood puddle, Godrick sticked whatever piece of corpse he could find to his old fat body, and as for Miquella... it's better not to think about it. Demi-gods sure wasted their appeals...
I bodied her. That's what the wedding ring and the wedding sword means.
Rykard Is...FUCKING JON SNOW
Rykard is gay?
@@bandit2777 If he's fricking John Snow then I guess so
@@I.disagree meh... Rykard still makes for a better match than Daenerys.
nah, he was in some relationship with Lady Tanith
@@bandit2777 No, he doesn't fuck the Jon Snow, he IS the mfucking Jon Snow
Imagine Godfrey just walking into frame photobombing
Radahn would be fanboying so hard
Him jumping right in front of Radagon
I do hope that we will somehow get to see a non burned Ranni body
It's possible that the dlc might. We see young Miquella in the promo art. So if it's some kind of dream world built on his memories, then surely we would see pre-shattering versions of his family. Would be kinda cool to see Marika at the height of her power, even if its only a dream
@@ValbrandrLeonhardt Yesss! Would love an official Marika model!
There are some fanmade ones which do look good but also...
Well...
You know
@@ValbrandrLeonhardtIsn't young miquella just... miquella?
maybe Melina is the Ranni from the past. Rannis Moon in the ending looks like a portal and time in elden ring is very broken.
@@raschuraRanni had red hair though and Melina has pink hair.
*tarnished runs away with rannis album**
Ranni: oh? A dogged fellow, are we?
Tarnished: why did you change your apperance?
Ranni: oh god
Tarnished: time to find the body! I am sure laws of regression would do the trick!
One thing to love about Elden Ring is how complicated the shardbearers family tree is you know
That's clearly GRRM's influence.
Why the three older are born from nerd mom who do magical grill shit and the younger are from the guy that take "go fuck yourself" literally and is female counter part try to fuck himself over in the less literal sense of the term
@@TheStraightestWhitestas if fromsoft previous game's family tree isnt as fucked up
@@HuggyBuddyOwO It's not quite as messed up imo. Only the Gwyn royal family comes close.
@@TheStraightestWhitestMaybe also the Cainhurst Nobles
Rykard: we were all TOGETHAAAAAA on this Photo
TOGETHAAAAA
TOGETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Time to put these serpents down with this convenantly placed Serpant hunter.
Ranni was armed with ballistics
Louis (from re4: it seems that the elden lord equipped his daughter with ballistics too
Love the resident evil 4 reference
They actually look happy in that photo.
Lol
They were happy, but then radagon had the “brillant” idea to fuck himself.
Well I supposed they were before Radagon decided to be a jerk and left to live an affair with himself...
But the red wolf wasn't on the Picture
Compared to merikas family they're down right chipper
Truly maidenless behaviour right there😍😍
i always imagine ranni looks like rennala with long red hair like her father, but the golden eyes is a good detail
Holy, Ranni was THICC
The fact she can evaporate the tarnished with little cost or consequence makes this cuter.
Remember, I ALWAYS COME BACK!!
Player: So how come Ranni’s blue, and you’re not?
- Tarnished One?!
Rykard : Oh, no that’s okay. Great question! You see…
It happened on a Tuesday
Lmao nice god of war reference
I love this reference
Red-haired Ranni is Best Ranni; especially with braids.
If you want to see her, she should be at one of the divine towers. I think at the one next to the academy.
@@GreatBaloney Oh you mean the burnt corpse ? 😂
@@tronalddumper yeah lol
Good work man
thanks :)
"Can I keep this?"
*Whips out Destined Death rune*
Guys, if the egg theory is correct, and Ranni is actually able to be reborn from the egg, then we might get our dreams!
Just give her the Great Rune of rebirth and say to Rennala that she should expect a grandchild.
Nah Rebirth is never worth it
when we make her a god, she should be able to make a new body for herself, if Marika was able to duplicate, bed, and impregnate herself...
Probably, if you could reanimate her body albeit barely and put her soul back in it long enough to slap the rune of rebirth on her and use the egg, she could be reincarnated. It'd be complicated though considering the state of the body and how it was killed by the rune of death, not normal death.
@@Nerthos Destined death is permanent, so i don't think reincarnation is possible. Maybe making new body is, but i assume there could be severe consequences and risk is too big.
I’m Down with the Thiccness
Oooo- wa-a-a-a-a
People talk about how hot Ranny was, but nobody talks about walking Dilf god Rykard
“This dolls body, is not without its hindrances.”
His only response, THICC
Remember how she can one shot you if you betray her? Now we can do the same.
Ypu can fight her?
@@migrivp2672 it’s not a Bossfight if you give Seluvis amber starlight, he’ll make the amber drought if you give this to Ranni it won’t work, and she’ll instantly kill you. It doesn’t end the game, you’ll respawn. If you use celestial dew at the statue in your turtle pope, you’re going to continue her story quest.
and this doing is more adorable like she is embarrassed and can kill you but still asking for stop looking at album
We then began to bark.
That why we need ranni ending to have a continuation
What I wanted is a effect that wen you finish the game and start new games + the new world got some changes like with rainy ending makings make the moon bigger and can see better in the night, frenzied flame make more frenzied enemies and sane for all ending
How to become radhans and rykards brother in law 101
Honestly I think she was just embarrrassed that she has photo/painting smile. AKA she always ends up with the most awkward and forced looking smile. So when the tarnished instead mentioned she was thicc, she acted extra embarrassed to throw him off the real issue.
I love how embarrassed she is it’s so cute 🥰
Voice actor for the guy forsure unironically says “kitten” lmao
My Tarnished in NG+ seeing Radagon: *PTSD of Elden Beast running away*
Ngl that's pretty cute
Current one is even cuter!
That was the best “thicc” quote I’ve ever heard😂
Better idea: I’d just put the family picture in a frame and hang it where everybody can see it
She has the Marin face.
Based it on her lol
Life after beating elden beast be like:
Yeah, she hotter before vesseling up.
Ranni is super cute in her current body and in her original body in the album! (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)( ꈍᴗꈍ)(◡ ω ◡)💕
Ranni is a cute bean~
Even Mini Ranni it's cute. And you can take her everywhere
@@dreadnaught1445 She will also fit into most glassware 👀
@@yojirex6374 dont....
@@yojirex6374 …The Jar….
@@yojirex6374 try finger, but hole moment
*_"HHMMM, THICC!!!"_* ✨🍷🧐🤏🏻
We all know just how quickly Ranni can kill us with just a look 🤣
*after end*
-THAAANKS! **running away**
I was more captivated by the adorable smile
Edit: What if he showed that to Blaidd?
Blaidd knew Ranni before her body change
@@benjaminthibieroz4155 For memories
@@JonSho9829 that would be wholesome for sure
Disclaimer: he kept it.
Little known fact … you actually stumble across her old body when you get to the top of the tower in caelid…
You mean in liurnia
It's the one in liurnia
Edit: just noticed someone already got this 😂
Fun fact. I remember stumbling across her old body and thinking "wait a second.. is that... No.. hold on lemme look at some of my items and weapons and whatever else had a couple small hints" and eventually realized that it was in fact ranni, I don't remember exactly what made me wonder that at first, I had caught some random hint somewhere, but it wasn't much. And the FIRST thing I did was go 😳🤯 "deeeamn! SHE WAS THICCC! NOICE!" 😂 I spent entirely too long looking at a burned body from multiple angles imagining what dayt ayuss must've looked like un-burnt 😂
To the person who said “She downgraded herself??”
*I SEE THIS AS AN ABSOLUTE WIN*
To be exact, it's called a "sidegrade".
Let’s be honest any consort of ranni would be making lil empyreans especially if they saw that which she would have the power to change her look😂
Aw, her smile is freakin' precious.
Elden ri g is the sim sumulator of how many players wikl follow a oddly sexy brautiful woman as long they find it ok withough knowing what the heck she did lol
Ranni's old body gives me PTSD flashbacks of Chainsaw Man
I wish people would make more art of this version
Reminder that Rennala and Radagon were already fucking massively tall people. Ranni’s original body likely cleared 9-10 ft in height.
and Radahn i believe hits 8 *meters* or ~27 ft tall
That had to be one hard baby to push out😢
Marin found herself in a Elden Ring Comic
that smug energy
Everyone’s simping over Ranni while I’m here drooling for Radahn
My character is a heavy but really fast character with the health of a god
Rykard:Just a little bit too ambitious
Rainni:Canonically thicker then a bowl of outmeal
Radahn:The real protagonist of the game
If you don’t believe me
-Learned gravity magic so his horse would have an easier time running around but decided he’d become better than he needed to be at it
-Has the most drip out of any boss in the game if someone says Malekith I’m going to beat them with a hammer
-Walks around with weapons the size of a building casually
-Casually holds back threats to the planet and even whilst he is exerting this energy and whilst he’s insane and incredibly weakened he’s still a formidable enemy who fights fairly (all I’m saying is he could’ve dropped meteors on us)
-Allowed Malenia to refit her arm after literally disarming her keep in mind she had not done any damage to him at that point
-Survived what was essentially a poisonous nuke and proceeded to stalemate Malenia
-Took pride in what his father saw as a defect as a chad is always self confident
-Constantly careful to shield his horse from his own attacks and the attacks of others this includes Malenia’s rot as Leonard is clearly not rotted
Everytime I fight this man I feel just a little bad
True
What's that about a defect?
@@markoklisuric1752 Radagon was cursed by fire giants with red hair, which is an insult to him by changing his perfect image and giving him feature of someone rejected by golden order.
You know what funny too? Radahn's armor set is better than maliketh's set. Nuff said.
Mogh is much drippier tho.
alright understand, poggers ranni, Rykard looks like Jon Snow and Radahn is a giant (Radagon you might want to get that dna test, Rannala may have had a fling with a certain neighboring Fire Giant) but the real elephant in the room..RANNALA’S MOMMY MILKERS!
Radahn isn't always that big though
He’s just that tall like how in real life a guy can be 6’5 but his mom is like 5’3 he just got really lucky
No wonder she died, she had the anime dead mother pony tail!
Everyone's going on anout the shatterring.....
BUT THIS!!
THIS IS THE REAL TRAGEDY!!!😭😭😭
Damn, she got that drip
Am I the only one that think she looks similar to makima for chainsaw man the ponytail yellow figure
General Radahn big asf looking like Hercules😂
Radahn built like a refrigerator
Let's be real if she didn't want him to look at that he wouldn't be looking at it
Guys, can we just agree on that both forms of Ranni are ultra breedable?
А быть рыженькой Рэнни идёт куда больше)
Thicc, tall, a redhead with braided hair, and an intellectual with magic powers and nigh immortality...
...Are we sure Ranni isn't just a reincarnation of Makima from Chainsaw Man?
They also have a complete lack of morality in common
@@Nerthos Golden order stan detected, opiniom rejected
@@FayeRantTheStronggolden order best order. Radagon the OG, Goldmask based. Ranni and Marika both cringe
@@danylonazarovMarika is the of golden order Stan tho
@@radojerkovic3059 she literally went against it when shattered the Elden ring
Actual Ranni: *instakill*
Everybody talking about Thicc Ranni but nobody notice that Radahn could challenge Omni-Man
Simping makes me sick, I was expecting comedic twist!
Goddess then, goddess now.
Yeeeeeesssss
tarnished 1 : too late im taking this as my private treasure
Wholesome character
So who's the artist?
i did the editing and artwork, but not the voice
@@idiotoftheeast5596 dude the art work is amazing
@@idiotoftheeast5596 i loved your “original” Ranni bro
Man I love elden ring… but fuck this is cringe
“Thick” KNOW WHAT IS THICK? uhhhh wait…. OH YEHA THE DRAGON SLAYER-
nah hold on, i just found out i can skip for-/backwards on this short, finally youtube they added something useful on their awful platform!
People hate her because of the Night of Black Knives, but she is too precious to hate. And let's be honest, the Golden Order was beyond fucked up anyway.
but what did Godwyn do to deserve that?
Elden Ring players: hate Ranni for attempting to kill Demi-gods for power
Also Elden Ring players: proceed to kill every demi-god in the game along with their follower because levelling is fun
Godwyn did nothing He just helped the capital by befriending himself with the lichdragon
Wtf she has the ara ara vibes
that awkward smile made me spew XD
Owh at first, i thought that turnished wanna say "can i married u?" But my thought was wrong😂
I can’t imagine Rykard as a normal person.
Bro really said
Thicc 🙂👍
i love the dude. so casual "can i keep this" :)
That pic gonna fuel the hopes and dreams of many men for moons
That book was about to be tarnished.