Commenting on Porn Videos - Emma Willmann - Stand-Up Featuring

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  • Emma Willmann admits to commenting on porn videos and explains what happens when two people with masculine energy play Would You Rather. (Contains strong language.)
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  • @redloopy
    @redloopy Před 2 lety +2673

    Good to see pete's transition going well

  • @Polemicist_
    @Polemicist_ Před 2 lety +1772

    THAT LAST JOKE THOUGH:
    "...would you rather a woman so butch she looks like she builds the closets other gay people have to come out of."
    BRO! That is the best comedy one liner I've heard in years!

  • @sharonschiebold4979
    @sharonschiebold4979 Před 2 lety +781

    Emma is so funny and clever! “She looks like she built the closet that other people come out of”, just brilliant. More Emma please! 😍😂🤣

  • @TheSweetestCocoa
    @TheSweetestCocoa Před 2 lety +188

    "There's me too and there's not me" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MissMeistil
    @MissMeistil Před 2 lety +37

    "Well Steve that's f*cking gay!" pure gold

  • @linaride
    @linaride Před 2 lety +192

    This woman is a goddamn hero. I both read and appreciate porn comments that save me time. XD

  • @waiyi9
    @waiyi9 Před 2 lety +31

    "because I self-actualize with the guy" 😂😂😂

  • @fabled.
    @fabled. Před 2 lety +85

    Steve never had a chance 🤣

  • @a.i5785
    @a.i5785 Před 2 lety +523

    really appreciate her hardwork. Always judge how good a porn is by the comments. So this lady and others like her out there are heroes.

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied Před 2 lety +10

      "This is great but now I am fucking dead."

    • @elizabethbradley436
      @elizabethbradley436 Před 2 lety

      Vw

    • @kimimoons
      @kimimoons Před 2 lety +8

      I'm inspired to start making comments on porn too now. Gotta help the community!

    • @pcbangbros8350
      @pcbangbros8350 Před 2 lety +12

      If you go into the porn comments and it's all about what the best LoL build is for a certain character you know you found the right video.

    • @ethicalcheeze1407
      @ethicalcheeze1407 Před rokem

      @@pcbangbros8350 spittin' faxx

  • @voodoosleeper
    @voodoosleeper Před 2 lety +569

    She needs a whole special, she makes me laugh so hard.

    • @immasurvivor
      @immasurvivor Před 2 lety +9

      Having a great eight minute set does not mean a comic is ready for that. We fans gotta stop begging for specials from everyone, we are fucking them over, when they can do one and do it right, they'll make one.

    • @welpiguess
      @welpiguess Před 2 lety +1

      @@immasurvivor right, shes great and all but there's still time for that

    • @pickledparsleyparty
      @pickledparsleyparty Před 2 lety +5

      This is the first I've heard of her and I'm laughing my ass off.
      She and Louis in the same night must have been a fucking awesome show. Like watching Shadows Fall open for Lamb of God in 2005.

    • @voodoosleeper
      @voodoosleeper Před 2 lety +6

      @@pickledparsleyparty It's a wild coincidence you would say that in a reply to me specifically, because I also saw Shadows Fall open for Lamb of God in 2005 🤯 What are the chances of that, on a random comment thread on a video about something completely unrelated. Weird.

    • @pickledparsleyparty
      @pickledparsleyparty Před 2 lety +4

      @@voodoosleeper I wonder if we'd learn that metal fans and Emma Willmann fans overlap a lot.
      It is a crazy coincidence here, though :)

  • @TheLegendofphantom
    @TheLegendofphantom Před 2 lety +394

    This was awesome!
    Great jokes, good pacing, solid delivery, can't wait to see more of her comedy!

  • @DocReeg
    @DocReeg Před 2 lety +176

    That last joke shook me as a straight man. And I CAN'T UNHEAR IT! Thanks a lot, Emma. Now I'm gonna go watch some more of your jokes and try not to have an existential crisis, because you're awesome...

    • @myboatforacar
      @myboatforacar Před 7 měsíci +8

      You do you! Labels are inherently approximative!
      That said, I would go for the butch woman, 1000% 😂

    • @sainttheresetaylor2054
      @sainttheresetaylor2054 Před měsícem

      ​@@myboatforacar why? a lot of straight women would rather go for a butch woman so I'm curious

  • @dillonthevillon3719
    @dillonthevillon3719 Před 2 lety +163

    That last line got me 💀 she’s a good comedian

    • @EmmaWillmann1
      @EmmaWillmann1 Před 2 lety +13

      Thank you!!!

    • @hernalexito
      @hernalexito Před 4 měsíci

      @@EmmaWillmann1you’re so adhd replying to most of these comments

  • @starshaped73
    @starshaped73 Před 2 lety +120

    I appreciate this comedy because it’s very verbal 🤣

  • @thugvida
    @thugvida Před 2 lety +177

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. I love hearing new jokes

  • @malehlohonolo8463
    @malehlohonolo8463 Před 2 lety +8

    "..and then there's Not Me"😂😂🤣

  • @TakaComics
    @TakaComics Před 2 lety +121

    “She looks like she builds the closets other gay people come out of” Ok THAT is a funny gay joke 🤣

  • @tehBrymann
    @tehBrymann Před 2 lety +475

    Solid set! (Insert pronoun)'s good!

  • @dicknarcowitz
    @dicknarcowitz Před 2 lety +74

    F'ing killer material and delivery.
    The last ten seconds made me laugh so hard I broke a sweat.

    • @EmmaWillmann1
      @EmmaWillmann1 Před 2 lety +9

      Thank you!

    • @whispersmith
      @whispersmith Před 2 lety +2

      @@EmmaWillmann1 Agree with that, and I'm real tempted now to try to find those porn comments

  • @Assassinkid23
    @Assassinkid23 Před 2 lety +6

    "What I realized Steve, that's fucking gay"😂😂

  • @trebor5
    @trebor5 Před 2 lety +26

    This set is polished and 10 minutes that can hang with ANYONE 💯

  • @thedemigodking_2107
    @thedemigodking_2107 Před 2 lety +5

    "Well Steve that's fucking gay" That took me out lmao

  • @mumandubula1788
    @mumandubula1788 Před 2 lety +293

    She's super funny, I need more of this

    • @EmmaWillmann1
      @EmmaWillmann1 Před 2 lety +7

      💖💖

    • @Civilmonkey1
      @Civilmonkey1 Před 2 lety +4

      Very entertaining, skillfully crafted material. You can see the passion for comedy

  • @ColonelBanana
    @ColonelBanana Před 2 lety +7

    Can’t just cut me off right at the end like that. Tf yo. I was mid cackling.

  • @akalawada
    @akalawada Před 2 lety +42

    The closer made me choke LMAO

  • @JazzyB9481
    @JazzyB9481 Před 2 lety +12

    "There's 'me too' and then there's 'not me'" 💀💀💀

  • @BigGahmBoss
    @BigGahmBoss Před 2 lety +131

    Please post more of her stand up. She's hilarious

  • @mmrw
    @mmrw Před 2 lety +69

    This was the funniest standup set I’ve seen in a long long time

  • @Boswell1
    @Boswell1 Před 2 lety +40

    Emma is hilarious. I can't believe I've never heard of her before last month.

  • @misterpalmer
    @misterpalmer Před 2 lety +39

    Aw man! That was good stuff! I was engaged and grinning (or laughing) the whole time. I'd love to see more of Emma! 🙌🏿😄

  • @jeffreyevans9431
    @jeffreyevans9431 Před 2 lety +5

    ...and another 10 for that dismount .

  • @raichuraichu7632
    @raichuraichu7632 Před 2 lety +31

    Bruh she had me rolling throughout the whole joint hahaha 😂 she's got a funny ass vibe

  • @isabellablau_2
    @isabellablau_2 Před rokem +2

    Just saw her live last night at a show in LA -- now I am looking up all her stuff!

  • @xdmztryvsvedine2773
    @xdmztryvsvedine2773 Před 2 lety +16

    I love that I just came from the sneak peek of Louis’ new special. And here I have a new comic I’ve never seen, telling a LCK story lol

  • @anthonybravo7079
    @anthonybravo7079 Před 2 lety +151

    She's like the funnier version of ellen

    • @killerblingxbl
      @killerblingxbl Před 2 lety +35

      She’s the comedian Hollywood PRETENDS Ellen is.

    • @pooyanmanoochehry2629
      @pooyanmanoochehry2629 Před 2 lety +9

      And she gets extra points for not doing a lame dance for no reason.

    • @khrashingphantom9632
      @khrashingphantom9632 Před 2 lety +3

      So young Ellen? Lol.

    • @jasminehouston-burns1691
      @jasminehouston-burns1691 Před 2 lety +2

      I'm sure it's fine. She'll be hated by the time she becomes so famous that everyone just assumes she's awful.

    • @khrashingphantom9632
      @khrashingphantom9632 Před 2 lety

      @@jasminehouston-burns1691 Agreed. There seems to be a direct correlation between how much people HATE!!!!!!!! a person and how successful/famous they are.

  • @margaritaiov330
    @margaritaiov330 Před 2 lety +14

    laughing out loud alone in bed kind of funny. loved it!

  • @benvanderkinter2204
    @benvanderkinter2204 Před 2 lety +14

    Fracking! I laughed so hard I was in tears lol. Great joke!

  • @galaxylucia1898
    @galaxylucia1898 Před 2 lety +33

    I almost didn’t click on this but I’m so glad I did cuz Emma delivered the goods! I hope she/they blow all the way up and get a special because she had me cry-laughing for 8 min😂😂😂😂

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 Před 2 lety +4

      They? I only saw one person.

    • @rileyrichlen2862
      @rileyrichlen2862 Před 2 lety

      @@justincoleman3805 shut up

    • @reut0094
      @reut0094 Před 2 lety +13

      @@justincoleman3805 they has been correct singular grammar forever, this is not a new thing with the pronoun movement.

    • @rolandomota7771
      @rolandomota7771 Před 2 lety

      i saw the title and knew it had to be good and it exceeded my expectations

  • @PrideSage99
    @PrideSage99 Před 2 lety +22

    Damn, I need way more of Emma's comedy in my life 😂 this set was fucking great.

  • @rebeccar685
    @rebeccar685 Před 2 lety +15

    6:05 really got me rolling 🤣 Cause yes we've all seen this play out at least once. so funny

  • @gabrielplourde6791
    @gabrielplourde6791 Před 2 lety +5

    That ending! Chick is a boss

  • @bridgetrodriguez8258
    @bridgetrodriguez8258 Před 2 lety +22

    Emma is hilarious!! This was so funny and anytime I see or hear her perform, she makes me laugh.

  • @ShuroP
    @ShuroP Před 2 lety +2

    The end frkn killed me, PUahhahah

  • @kellieanguiano3796
    @kellieanguiano3796 Před 2 lety +16

    She’s great! Really enjoy her humor. Would love to see more of her standup.

  • @MrBlitz-kr2wo
    @MrBlitz-kr2wo Před 2 lety +16

    Feels weird to comment now 😅

  • @tinaturner4958
    @tinaturner4958 Před 2 lety +3

    "not me" 🤣

  • @heathervolny
    @heathervolny Před 2 lety +12

    Obsessed with Emma!!! Hilarious!! Needs an entire comedy special

  • @KnifesIOS
    @KnifesIOS Před 2 lety +2

    Glad I gave it a chance

  • @ohnotagain851
    @ohnotagain851 Před 2 lety +44

    She's good. Been a long time since I saw someone with so much potential. Wish she goes big. She seems like she's on something. But her timing is gold. Stellar delivery.

  • @nanceemoes7815
    @nanceemoes7815 Před 2 lety +3

    "The other day I confused fracking and sharting" 😂

  • @Redhead77
    @Redhead77 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Definitely an underrated comic! Can't wait to see her flourish!

  • @sheilapeek5700
    @sheilapeek5700 Před 2 lety +43

    Emma is so funny and likeable! She needs to be on TV again.

  • @rascalflattsfanpage
    @rascalflattsfanpage Před 2 lety +7

    these jokes are KILLER im glad shes doing well post pandemic

  • @wewereneversane9833
    @wewereneversane9833 Před 2 lety +7

    That's actually an awesome set.
    LoL's were consistent, I like this one.

  • @tylerjcranford
    @tylerjcranford Před 2 lety +3

    5:43 fucking killed me XDDD

  • @TheCCBloom
    @TheCCBloom Před 2 lety +13

    Great delivery and mannerisms and Funny! 👏👏😂

  • @sylviasnow1768
    @sylviasnow1768 Před 2 lety +5

    This is a solid set and feels fresh excited to see more

  • @ChaosMechanica
    @ChaosMechanica Před 2 lety +124

    Really enjoying her. Totally want to see more

  • @sithlorddread8721
    @sithlorddread8721 Před 2 lety +3

    The last punchline got me good

  • @stadiomustafa1265
    @stadiomustafa1265 Před 2 lety +59

    In my opinion absolutely hilarious !! Someone commented that she should get her own special, i totally agree !! Making a note to remember her name and hopefully we will see a lot more of her !!💪👌👍❤

  • @c.j.6115
    @c.j.6115 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Not sure if you will ever see this,but you are absolutely hilarious Emma

  • @kassiogles5577
    @kassiogles5577 Před 2 lety +3

    Waiting for that Emma special

  • @hildawg16
    @hildawg16 Před 2 lety +3

    Emma is the BEST.

  • @BluegillGreg
    @BluegillGreg Před 2 lety +4

    This Chick is for Real.

  • @Ghost-wm1db
    @Ghost-wm1db Před 2 lety +3

    I love Emma! Noone deserves a Netflix special more ❤❤❤

  • @thisismyrealname2860
    @thisismyrealname2860 Před rokem +1

    Wow that whole thing flowed really well, funny stuff and well put together

  • @CoolHandLou420
    @CoolHandLou420 Před 2 lety +4

    Great set,looking forward to a lot more from her.

  • @alien-rat
    @alien-rat Před 2 lety +16

    I would definitely watch a comedy/Netflix special starring this chick she is hilarious!

  • @jakemertz2660
    @jakemertz2660 Před 2 lety +8

    Lol I didn’t want it to end, absolutely killer 😂😂

  • @kwatts7420
    @kwatts7420 Před 2 lety +5

    You had me at fracking ☠️

  • @meyeehaw608
    @meyeehaw608 Před 2 lety +3

    I need the whole set!

  • @toridiaz8375
    @toridiaz8375 Před 2 lety +4

    What has to happen so I can get more of this POV? I want to see more!

  • @JohnHudert1
    @JohnHudert1 Před 2 lety +7

    “You have NO IDEA!” Oh, Emma, you may have saved that marriage!! Keep up the good work! ...so brave.

    • @EmmaWillmann1
      @EmmaWillmann1 Před 2 lety +2

      THANK YOU for recognizing my service!!!

  • @gustavnilsson14
    @gustavnilsson14 Před 2 lety +3

    Short but so damn good
    Been looking at alot of the new features on CC lately but Emma hits the hardest by far! =)

  • @edjecollins4141
    @edjecollins4141 Před 2 lety +6

    That last "Would you rather" question is a really difficult one for me. They are both a fantasy of mine.

  • @FireTeamEnt
    @FireTeamEnt Před 2 lety +7

    That’s how you end a set. 😂
    I don’t know if that really was the end or just where they decided to stop the video, but that was perfect.

  • @timothyvarner
    @timothyvarner Před 2 lety +3

    This was so good. 🤣 Excellent work!

  • @h0rriphic
    @h0rriphic Před 2 lety +7

    I’m furious I just found out about this comic, today. She is soooo funny wtf

  • @anniesob7174
    @anniesob7174 Před 2 lety +4

    Awesome set! So good!

  • @ctag45
    @ctag45 Před 2 lety +5

    One of the best new comedians I’ve seen. Something for everybody

    • @blackhd92
      @blackhd92 Před 2 lety +1

      you should get out more...

  • @KyleExplosion
    @KyleExplosion Před 2 lety +4

    The crowds reaction when she mention Louie tells me all I need to know.

  • @Rhea1381
    @Rhea1381 Před 2 lety +2

    I really want to know where that last joke was going. 😂

  • @user-idgaf123
    @user-idgaf123 Před 2 lety +2

    That fracking bit was fucking hilarious

  • @carolinamackay9004
    @carolinamackay9004 Před 2 lety +5

    Brilliant! This is great!

  • @branden3102
    @branden3102 Před rokem

    The ending is so perfect! "Well Steve...." Magnitudes funnier than most, love what your doing.

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot Před 2 lety +2

    She reminds me of Mary Martin playing Peter Pan in a play/theater version 😝

  • @melissachanthalangsy3091
    @melissachanthalangsy3091 Před 2 lety +5

    Loved this

  • @carneades4409
    @carneades4409 Před 2 lety +2

    stellar, well done

  • @gregorypellerin1
    @gregorypellerin1 Před 2 lety +1

    That was god damned hilarious, best standup ive seen in a while.

  • @nsona31
    @nsona31 Před 2 lety +20

    Is it weird to say she’s like a funnier Pete Davidson

    • @jinvid
      @jinvid Před 2 lety

      My dog is funnier than Pete “perpetually looks like a cancer patient” Davidson. AND I DON’T EVEN HAVE A DOG!!

  • @simonedulcie3853
    @simonedulcie3853 Před rokem

    Thank you for the laughs!...You are f’in HILARIOUS!!! ...I love your energy! 😄

  • @studogable
    @studogable Před 2 lety +5

    She needs a Netflix special NOW

  • @massimomenegaz8352
    @massimomenegaz8352 Před 2 lety +2

    I hope she gets a special soon!

  • @NoPastNoFate
    @NoPastNoFate Před 2 lety +5

    Usually I end up thinking “CZcams, you don’t get me at all” when I watch videos from the suggestion feed…but today CZcams nailed it. Watching Emma was like waking up with a thoughtful gift from someone that knows you like no one else. She is my new favorite comic.

  • @aristeraaristera
    @aristeraaristera Před 2 lety +4

    I want to press the like button repeatedly for this one!

  • @howHumam
    @howHumam Před 2 lety +3

    Yo, this comedian throwing heat...

  • @lisaloki5337
    @lisaloki5337 Před 2 lety +6

    Love it. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @fabioalvesshow
    @fabioalvesshow Před 5 měsíci +1

    "Whoa Steve, that's fucking gay" 😂

  • @theadamblock
    @theadamblock Před 2 lety +4

    I didn't know she did stand up. Awesome!

  • @mikecole1664
    @mikecole1664 Před 2 lety +6

    She’s funny. Stamp of approval 👏