@@wissam_gaming1 oh but what do you guys mean "shit, so she was giving me signs..💀"? But anyways thanks for replying to my question. I am most grateful.
Till he figured it out.. what she was insinuating with all her voice, tone, words, poses, reach, movements, eye contact and almost straight up asking him to fu... uuh procreate right then.
i think, i can make you feel better, cause i'm reading signals much more worse: i liked one guy in university, he asked me to walk with him (i thought it was just friendly walk), first, it was just question "should i buy a pineapple juice?", then he cared for me and give me his jacket (still did not get it), then we went to a beautiful place (it was evening) and he said "It would be nice to bring someone and (d)uck here."....i swear i can understand genetics and physics, all really difficult stuff, but signals... i've got it only after 2-3 years😂😂😂😂 *In my defense, I didn’t know how pineapples worked.* ..fck, he really tried😂😂 sorry to my second crush😢
@@samaelingressio525 It seems there are many of us with that problem. I'm middle-aged now, almost a pensioner, and I cringe when I look back. Also, in the last 10-15 years two of my old female friends told me they threw themselves at me back when we were in our twenties but I was absolutely oblivious...damn man, the opportunities I let slip.. Grrr!
I used to deliver pizzas. Maybe I'm ethical, maybe I'm dumb as hell, but a lot of these went over my head. The one time I walked inside, she tackled me, threw me on the bed, and passed out drunk. I went to leave and she begged me to stay. Got her water, made sure she'd sleep safely, and I tried to sleep on the couch. I woke up with her holding a machete in my face. Never worth it boys.
I actually really LOL with that. I work with advertising and sometimes the Ad Agencies call me and say "The client wants to do this, but he has no budget right now"........ Then dont freaking call me if you know they have no money!!!!!
@@ultravgaengine a true legend spreading the word of independent self sufficient man, who is now targeted by globalists and waiting his court date, without any charges and any victims...
He just realized that she paid him less than what she was supposed to pay .
🤣🤣
@@sheikhrafan1791 😀
while she was paying less than what he wanted
Daym😮
No shit sherlock
Man realized his mistake... He forgot to ask for the tip he deserved
Yeah, she forgot his *tip* inside her *house*
In exchange for tip she didn't deserve
She could have gotten the pizza, and the tip.
@@theonewhooofedyou6320 true😂
He got $100
"YOU BETTER SHIT GOLD!"
"Do you wanna come inside...?"
"WHY WOULD I WANT- IS THERE A BANK INSIDE?!" 😂😂😂😂
Those last 2 lines definitely mean alot more than they should
makes me laugh for 15 minutes 😂😂😂
Oh thank you I surely didn't hear that part, I really do appreciate it.this comment TOTALLY made my day. 😐
A sperm bank
What a disappointment of a person you are 😊
"I don't have any money."
Why the hell did she order it, then?
I wonder why
It’s really a mystery 😐
She has money.
She dont buy it her roommates buy it
She wasn't ordering pizza. She was ordering something else.
“You better shit gold!” HELP💀💀💀
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
*"*Wait"* ---> bro realising that he lost some of his brain cells 😂😂😂
He forgot to ask for the tip.
We need more ppl like him to keep our community clean 🤩
Naaaaaaaah
We need fewer people like you to keep our community clean
Your pfp. I reported you, even though you’re probably a bot
At least you said clean not clear. Couldnt you just chose another word? My brain got me instantaneously racist kkkkkkkk
@@SamuelJesus-ok9jwbrasileiro detectado
This is how you wake up without a kidney.
Yeah you go in the house next thing you know youre on the streets missing a kidney
That user name
I mean she a baddie tho
Fr
😭😭🙏🏿
Man is a real one, he ain't falling for no thirst trap. He is on his mission to deliver pizza and nothing else
He said wait
The Deliverator
Considering that he's likely to be an immigrant, he doesn't want to be in trouble
Like if he Chose her HE wouldve lost money 💀
@@winstongopaul205he said wait because she haves her Less money
"You better shit gold"
Still cracking me up😂
I think the camera man want to go inside 😂😂
😂
“you better shit gold .” 😭😭😭
677 likes and no comments? Lemme change that
@@lunchtimebooky I'll help you
Me too
The best part 🤣🤣
😁😁😁
Bro is a man of immense self control and willpower
Almost
no hes just dumb, he said wait at the end..
Nah, he just didnt realize til the last second
wait... kkkkkkkkkkk
,
My guy on duty. Give him the money now. He’ll see you after his job. 🙌🏻
“you better shit gold" got me 😂😂
Him 10 years later: Shit, so she was giving me signs..💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now its too late bruh🤣
He lost the opportunity
I didn't understand
@@rahimaferdoshi8113 so was gonna pay him by having six but with the e but he never understood what she meant
@@wissam_gaming1 oh but what do you guys mean "shit, so she was giving me signs..💀"? But anyways thanks for replying to my question. I am most grateful.
“You better sh!t gold” Bro I can’t 🤣
That was hilarious 😄
I sure hope you can't.😟
@@user-il4gl4xi7gGOLD BRICKS?!
😂😂😂🤣 Killin me
Oh hell nah not @@CadllacCTS-VCoupe2011
He’s the man in the mission. He maintains the goals and loyalty for his pizza company which guarantees him single for quite a long time😂
“You better shit gold” 😂😂😂
Lol
I will call my friends
why edits bro why you guys always ruined your comments
@@hn.smrxmix fax
@@hn.smrxmix There.
The director: "THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING-"
💀
💀
yo
i found your channel XD i'm tov
HAHAHAHAHA
“You don’t have- you better shit gold.” 🤣🤣🤣
The "wait" word made me feel better...
When you’re in a bad mood and miss everything out of anger 😂
Underrated comment
No she didn't give him enough money
Freely given goods often come at a cost.
I wouldn’t sleep with her anyway she’s probably done this with every delivery driver and a couple probably agreed cause they’re easy
money better lol.
This guy deserves a raise!
So true
For doing their job?
@@wbpm9383 r/woosh
Lol
Fr tho
"you can do card, cash, food stamps, i don't really give a fuck" dude, this guy, is exactly my type of guy 🔥🔥
"You better shit gold" got me rolling
-2 years later- “was she flirting with me?”
def knew just on the job u not taking that
no she wasn´t, but she was trying to access the secret payment option that was grayed out in that moment
She paid less XD
~wow~
Wow
bro really said "u better shit gold" 💀 lost it there
Same
Same
Same
You really misspelled you 💀💀💀
@@FrostyxPlayz it’s called abbreviation 💀
Your videos always brighten my day.
"You betted shit gold" and "Is there a bank inside?" really got me😂
“You better shit gold.” Really touched my heart
Fr 😂😂😂😂
*dies of laughter*
FR BRO
Bro that got me dying😂
I read this the exact time he said it
Man got his priorities straight
Real.
Yes
Till he figured it out.. what she was insinuating with all her voice, tone, words, poses, reach, movements, eye contact and almost straight up asking him to fu... uuh procreate right then.
true
Nah when he figured out what she wanted he said “WAIT”
He fumbled so bad 😂
Bro literally avoided every hint that he got
My man literally confidentially said "you better sh!t gold"💀😭
Ye 😭
A Lanister always pays their debts
Bro confidently said “confidentially”🤣🤣
@@Sosa_freedand bro just realized every knows that
@@toxicatz- bro just realized how horrible your grammar is
*He's a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fcking will*
The babayaga
@@realmheart3751 tate
He realised afterwards what she meant which is why he said wait
until he realised
@@emillukeajith4366 it was too late lol
"I don't have any money"
YOU BETTER SHIT GOLD 😂
bro have the cleanest mind 💀
“well i don’t have any money”
“you better sh*t gold” got me good🤣
1,5 k likes and no reply?
Im not one of them, gotchu :v
1,8 k likes and one reply?
Im not one of them, gotchu :v
2.4K likes and 2 replies?
I gotcha fam
3.1 k likes and 3 replies?
4.8k likes and 4 replies?
Better conversation than most "Adult" films I've seen
Fr
💀
you better shit gold
You highlighted the wrong word since they in fact are adults
@@-Sam69 gajab bhai
When the bro actually realized 🥲😭
The you better shit gold part killed me
That guy is still better at reading signs than me..
yeah he picked up what she put down the same year she dropped it.
i think, i can make you feel better, cause i'm reading signals much more worse: i liked one guy in university, he asked me to walk with him (i thought it was just friendly walk), first, it was just question "should i buy a pineapple juice?", then he cared for me and give me his jacket (still did not get it), then we went to a beautiful place (it was evening) and he said "It would be nice to bring someone and (d)uck here."....i swear i can understand genetics and physics, all really difficult stuff, but signals... i've got it only after 2-3 years😂😂😂😂
*In my defense, I didn’t know how pineapples worked.*
..fck, he really tried😂😂 sorry to my second crush😢
@@samaelingressio525 It seems there are many of us with that problem. I'm middle-aged now, almost a pensioner, and I cringe when I look back. Also, in the last 10-15 years two of my old female friends told me they threw themselves at me back when we were in our twenties but I was absolutely oblivious...damn man, the opportunities I let slip.. Grrr!
what signs?
Really bruh? 😂😂
5 years later: “I think she was giving me signals”
That's one less body he could have racket 🤷
he realized in the end
😆😄😃😀😂😅thats was classic
🤣🤣🤣
Later, Bro... laaator
You deserve all the likes and follows.
the delivery of when he said "Youu betta shit gowd" gets me for some reason lmao
Bro is the man of self control, focus, and sheer fucking will.
That's not self control that's simply slow thinking ability
John wick 😂😂
@@farhanjaved7161 yeea
@@farhanjaved7161na bro he the black brother wich
My aro ace self could dodge that shit, but he’s probably straight, so he actually does live in earth
She killed her room mates and was going to frame him for the murders. The brother didn’t realise how lucky he was.
Kkkklol
Plot twist 😶🌫️
This
I used to deliver pizzas.
Maybe I'm ethical, maybe I'm dumb as hell, but a lot of these went over my head.
The one time I walked inside, she tackled me, threw me on the bed, and passed out drunk. I went to leave and she begged me to stay. Got her water, made sure she'd sleep safely, and I tried to sleep on the couch.
I woke up with her holding a machete in my face.
Never worth it boys.
@@internetbodhi1009 Jesus Christ! Why have you slept, in the same house, of a person you didnt even know?
Nah the delivery guy is straight up a chad
If he was such a Chad then he would’ve realised that woman was flirting with him.
"You could pay in card, cash, food stamps, I don't give a f*ck"
The girl: Pays in f*ck
AYO
Deal
@@JustusConrad-Veinotte
bro out here desperate 💀
@chigidychad9738 if I was a pizza delivery person then yes
@@jacksonwhyte528Why are you saying "ayo" when its normal for the thought of a female and male fucking, go grow up 😂😂
“You better shit gold” HAD ME CRACKING UP😂
Frrrr😂😂
Fr🤣🤣🤣🤣
fr
Fr 😂😂
😂😂😂
He didnt give a fuck like he said before, what a man of culture
"you better shit gold"😂
When it's 5 years later and you finally get the hint the girl gave you
Fr 😂
Nah jesus helped him dodge a bullet
@@disappointinlife4597And made him gay lol
Happened to me bro 😭
Real
This is better than most conversations in adult films nowadays
@@diivision2139 ok i won't
Plot
you should go outside 💀 sum1 proll crusting af
I'm ur 1k like!!!!!!!
ALL*
You better shit Gold 😂😂😂😂 I laugh till gold came out of my mouth 😂😂😂
"wait you dont have enough money"
My man has all parental controls enabled 😂
Except for the bad words option
Bro lost it at the end 💀
FR
Lmao
😂
bro has all the parental controls besides swearing
Hahahahha yeah
Lol😂
He did say "you better shit gold" tho
underrated comment
@@Anvixo "besides swearing"
El hombre más rápido para captar una indirecta, solo tardo 1 minuto después de cagarla
“You better shit gold”😫🤣
“You better shit gold”💀💀 got me dead
It had me dieing on the floor 💀💀
I actually really LOL with that.
I work with advertising and sometimes the Ad Agencies call me and say "The client wants to do this, but he has no budget right now"........ Then dont freaking call me if you know they have no money!!!!!
come in side I can show you I do "wink" "wimk"
On god
True lol
dude has a pure heart. he's clean
Naaah he realised late 😂😂that's why he said wait!
@@deadnet6336he realized she paid him less
Banged that thang after the video
He's the same dude telling her "you better shit gold". How pure's that 😭💀
@@Oussama_On_Ladder no?
This song gets stuck in my head every time I watch your videos.
Mad props to this gentleman for preserving the sanctity of his marriage to his wife.
Wives...
Nah, he turned around
@@chaoticsoap he turned around because he realized she paid him less than she was supposed to
Or husband
Some others will take his place. Guaranteed.
He got a raise for his honesty !
Oh yeah bro for sure thats how it works right
@@gooff4093 r/whoosh
Highly unlikely in this situation... bruh
the sorry state of the umm... uuhhh state
He would have paid for her
He COULD HAVE gotten a BIG RAISE. 😳😳😳
That's the example of true gentleman 😊
"You can do card, cash, food stamps, I don't really give a fuck" 😂😂😂
quite literally
@@mkvector9539 yea missed the punchline of "awh FU@K" from the girl.. well good bye then
He made it clear
Lol 😂 yeah that line got me 😂😂😂
Yeah but she will
"you better shit gold" got me crying 😂😂
Lord Tywin Lanister.
That's because you're a simpleton
Me 2
“OMG PIZZA”
“HoW aM I GoNnA pAy FoR THiS”
….
IDK MONEYYYY
" U better sh*t gold "
"come inside" "i don't give a fuck" 💀💀💀
Of course
Apparently she does give fucks. And quiet frequently. 😂
😧
She cant say that and be a 2/10
@@solfyltoisdead 😏🤰
When the dude turned 85 years old and he is sitting on his couch watching tv, he final realised what the girl wanted.
Hahahh, fax
And also he spent his whole life single.
free shit like they always do?
The Dude is so Stupid
I'm from the future, legends says that he died as a virgin and his last words were "oh my god, i wasted my life".
I'm in awe of your talent.
“YOU BETTER SHIT GOLD!!!” 😂
I can’t believe he turned down the nice offer of sharing a pizza and maybe watching some TV.
haha.. yeah.
Netflix and chill
Definitely watching tv 😏
@@Clippzz21 They be watchin some education 😏😏😏😏😏😏
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This dudes parents raised him right, mad respect bro😎👍🔥🔥
Yeah, this man restored faith in humanity. Johnny Sins would do otherwise and this make me sad.
@@mmmmmmmmmjg true...
Real men can never miss the chance of get a girl🤔
Lmao your parents should have told you this isn't real man 😂
what's your brain is made up of ... don't you know that this clip was a script...
"You better shit gold"
: Confusion : 💀💀
"is there a bank inside?"
No sir, but theres a bed😂
"Wait."
"You're $2 short you better shit gold."
😂😂😂😂😂
"And also how many % are you gonna tip?"
He has a pure heart.
He does not have a pure heart, he is just tired after doing it everyday.
No he's just slow in the head.
@@muzzammilshah5844no I think you're just a lonely man
@@muzzammilshah5844 no he is indeed pure
Na shes ugly..
He realized after the opportunity was lost😮😢
I through he was a honest man
But he realized:(
"Is there a bank inside" 💀
that's when I lost it
Oooooooooh yeahs
🤓
Sigma
"you can do card, cash, food stamps, I don't really give a fuck" lol
Why she can't do online payments?
@@surajkumar5182 …..
@@heavenbmgo3941 and heaven for me 🤩
"he doesn't give a fuck" literally
well he doesn't give fucks thats for sure
"You better dhit gold"killed it
"Is there a Bank inside" 😂😂😂 Golden comment
Actually he only should realize this in the shower 2 years later.
Lol me
That’s me
Me fr
that's deep
🤣
"You better 💩 gold!" Got me SO good 😂
Edit: 2nd top comment 😎🥱
FR bro like the way he said it was so serious😂
Same
Agreed
Fr
yessir
Pizza guy : wait its fake money
Its not wild 😇😇😇💀💀💀
This Is called 'Real Sigma'
"I don't really give a fuck."
He is a man of his words.
Tate followers be like
@@ultravgaengine no bro is sigma
@@leelee-jr6fg what is Tate?
@@ultravgaengine andrew tate
@@ultravgaengine a true legend spreading the word of independent self sufficient man, who is now targeted by globalists and waiting his court date, without any charges and any victims...
Someone give this man an oscar
Yes my God 😂
Everyone stfu about the effing Oscar's
Lmao
Stop saying oscar it’s becoming cringe and repetitive
@@Dabi61 and yet here u are
You better shit gold got me Rolling on the floor😂😂
"you better shit gold" LOL
So just take one of the lines from the video and add “LOL” to the end. Totally not a cheap ass way of getting likes
This man is full of will and the desire for the money
Delivery man, the word is probably not "desire" but "need"
@@jesublade356 gotta start somewhere small before you start risong and becoming greater
@@jesublade356 just because ur a delivery man don’t mean ur broke
@@jesublade356 what’s ur job huh
@@Lemonke_V3 Cry b*tch
I am proud of this delivery man
If he would act like that in RL then YES ... very proud :)
Lol he didn't understand what she was saying.🤣🤣
yes
@@blackmafia163 yeah. He only caught on in the end
@@rifalya8114 and the fact that it's a act..👀
The cinematography in this is top-notch.
bro lost his one-time opportunity 😂
Bro got parental controls in his mind
Fr
Ima leave this at 69 likes
Ong
😂😂😂
no, hes a sigma