Bao was EXTRA SHORT in the Netherlands IRL w Numi

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  • čas přidán 1. 07. 2024
  • The Netherlands has the tallest average height in the world
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  • @undertheredhood0323
    @undertheredhood0323 Před 10 dny +407

    How to trap Bao: 🪤

    • @chambothehunter8223
      @chambothehunter8223 Před 9 dny +6

      Bear hug

    • @Black_hol3_yt4984
      @Black_hol3_yt4984 Před 9 dny +13

      Throw a picture of Blaid in there and it’s perfect

    • @verdatum
      @verdatum Před 9 dny +9

      "Ooo! Piece of candy....Ooo! Piece of candy!...Ooo! Piece of candy!"

    • @heardofrvb
      @heardofrvb Před 9 dny +1

      How is an X in a tiny box supposed to help?

  • @gregd806
    @gregd806 Před 10 dny +293

    Numi, being the comedian camera man for Bao..

    • @bug5654
      @bug5654 Před 10 dny +10

      Cameraman never steps into the back of an unmarked van and gets themselves kidnapped?

    • @lstallings96
      @lstallings96 Před 10 dny +9

      ​@@bug5654 almost kidnapped..... twice......😅

  • @spk1121
    @spk1121 Před 10 dny +177

    "Is Bao at a low point in her life?" and "Sea-level oshi" made me laugh harder than I would have expected 😄

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae Před 9 dny +15

      Well, in the Netherlands a city like Rotterdam is probably partly below sea level. So it kind of makes sense.

    • @neurobama
      @neurobama Před 9 dny +5

      @@autohmae The parking lot seems to be 2 meters bellow sea level when looking at a map

  • @The.Mr.JBiggs
    @The.Mr.JBiggs Před 10 dny +211

    Is this why Bao doesn't go to amusement parks

  • @EeveeRealSenpai
    @EeveeRealSenpai Před 10 dny +199

    0:47 pov: you're looking at your little sibling

  • @AdzSONLINE
    @AdzSONLINE Před 10 dny +111

    She really went to the Netherlands looking for short people

    • @neurobama
      @neurobama Před 9 dny +4

      With the amount of immigrants in Rotterdam the average height actually went down quite a bit, like i'm slightly above average height in the netherlands but taller than like 95% of people using public transport, and i'm talking about literally 100 meters away from where twitchcon was at this year

    • @mormacil
      @mormacil Před 7 dny

      The Dutch used to be below average height in the 1700.

    • @ac1455
      @ac1455 Před 6 dny

      @@mormacilFamine/malnutrition can cause certain conditions to be more likely for 3 generations at a genetic level, like obesity. It probably affects height too, and the avg dutch person used to be the same height as the french in 1860, but the french did not grow as rapidly as the Dutch which is quite interesting.

    • @mormacil
      @mormacil Před 6 dny

      @@ac1455 In the high middle ages the Dutch were even considered short. The height thing is really recent genetically speaking.

  • @davisgonderinger5758
    @davisgonderinger5758 Před 10 dny +165

    I swear if she ever stays at her house after this she's gonna revenge goon all over the place.

    • @friendlyhobo6483
      @friendlyhobo6483 Před 10 dny +24

      As if she wasn’t planning on doing that anyway.

    • @davisgonderinger5758
      @davisgonderinger5758 Před 9 dny +2

      @@friendlyhobo6483 yeah but now I fear she will goon twice as hard and in alot more places.

    • @rain8767
      @rain8767 Před dnem

      The fact that revenge goon is a word that's associated with her says a lot of things.

  • @redrudy07
    @redrudy07 Před 10 dny +109

    Bao measures herself with the same ruler men use to measure their defining attribute…

  • @eichen97
    @eichen97 Před 10 dny +54

    bao got numi at the camera because if she got somebody else, the VOD would 100% be at the 0:47 POV the whole time.

  • @goddess_bree
    @goddess_bree Před 10 dny +39

    I think Bao would be shorter than me, even when I am in my wheelchair. 😂

  • @lostnemesis
    @lostnemesis Před 10 dny +60

    Land of the talls.

  • @exostudios8563
    @exostudios8563 Před 9 dny +24

    Boa: all height went to booty
    Sinder: all height went to booby

    • @wolftamer5463
      @wolftamer5463 Před 8 dny

      *Bao

    • @exostudios8563
      @exostudios8563 Před 8 dny

      @@wolftamer5463 I know I spelled her name wrong. I do this many times. You would be surprised at how often people don't realize this stuff.

  • @cshadezyep
    @cshadezyep Před 9 dny +18

    I laughed so hard when Numi lifted up the camera over Bao. 😂

  • @hexaeyesspecter2803
    @hexaeyesspecter2803 Před 9 dny +8

    It's hard to believe that this is the same person who cant go a day without gooning or thristing for werewolves

  • @mistertaffy6720
    @mistertaffy6720 Před 10 dny +36

    We get to witness Baos Joker arc.

  • @lstallings96
    @lstallings96 Před 10 dny +25

    All that fun and energy in such a tiny package. 😂

  • @LG_Official.
    @LG_Official. Před 10 dny +46

    I knew the nether was cursed!

  • @crimsonmaelstrom573
    @crimsonmaelstrom573 Před 10 dny +60

    The Dutch are the tallest people in the world on average. So it’s no surprise someone like Bao would probably only be up to their bellybuttons😂

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum Před 9 dny +7

    The matching bow in her hair is at a level of cuteness so high that it almost makes me paradoxically angry.

  • @peetsmcgoo5869
    @peetsmcgoo5869 Před 8 dny +3

    It's Bao, of course she's sea-level

  • @Kaiser_Paradigm
    @Kaiser_Paradigm Před 9 dny +4

    I loved watching this live stream, especially when they walked past a load of Numbas who seemed oblivious that Numi was right next to them 🤣

  • @phil955
    @phil955 Před 10 dny +23

    Yeah, that's not a cliché, really... I'm 183cm, and that surely isn't very short, but in the Netherlands, I was one of the shortest men around. A dutch friend of mine's 210cm exactly, so is his father. And it's not really all that far away from me doorstep, so... yeah. Interesting how that sorta thing works out.

    • @John-fo4wp
      @John-fo4wp Před 10 dny +1

      How tall is 7’6” in centimeters

    • @phil955
      @phil955 Před 10 dny +7

      @@John-fo4wp between 228 and 229.

    • @verdatum
      @verdatum Před 9 dny

      I'm just over 190cm and I've always wanted to go to Scandinavia to feel normal for a change.

    • @phil955
      @phil955 Před 9 dny +4

      @@verdatum Why Scandinavia? The Netherlands really aren't part of that. XD
      I get what you mean though. I've also got some Danish and Swedish friends (who always fight) who're also quite a bit taller than I.

    • @verdatum
      @verdatum Před 9 dny +1

      @@phil955 Damnit. I'm a stupid American, ignore me. Yes, you know what I mean. Also, I'm 1/4 Danish. That's where my brain was.

  • @autohmae
    @autohmae Před 9 dny +12

    1:58 Honestly, I think she would be surprised how tall children are in the Netherlands. 🙂

    • @MaxSTSFXN
      @MaxSTSFXN Před 9 dny +5

      5'8 at 14 average. She never stood a chance fam. 🚬🗿

  • @fishbiter9409
    @fishbiter9409 Před 9 dny +5

    Her hair bow is cute.

  • @ArbaLestos
    @ArbaLestos Před 9 dny +12

    Ah yes, the power of Stroopwafels, Kaas & Droge Worst!

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae Před 9 dny +2

      Ik neem aan harde worst 🙂

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 Před 10 dny +25

    Damn, she's only 3 pixels tall. Sucks

  • @eichen97
    @eichen97 Před 10 dny +33

    its cute how her phone looks like a tablet on her tiny hands ☺

    • @bunnyconcubus8468
      @bunnyconcubus8468 Před 10 dny +3

      Wait it wasn't, damn that's bad

    • @niclasvestman
      @niclasvestman Před 10 dny +5

      Exactly. To be fair it probably was a slightly larger model, like the Samsung galaxy Ultra or similar. But still adorable 😄.

    • @venomark7883
      @venomark7883 Před 10 dny

      I'm betting the previous Iphone models would fit her hand like an actual phone🤣

  • @ObiClon
    @ObiClon Před 8 dny +2

    She's not small. She's fun-sized!

  • @benschultz1784
    @benschultz1784 Před 10 dny +21

    Someone from the shortest average country in the world visits the tallest average country.

  • @John-fo4wp
    @John-fo4wp Před 10 dny +9

    I’m 7’6”
    Bao would just look like a speck of dust compared to me

  • @Mcxi77
    @Mcxi77 Před 10 dny +21

    They big as shit over there I would never leave the house gah damn son

  • @bug5654
    @bug5654 Před 9 dny +2

    Easier to travel when you can just poke holes in the jar lid and put bao in the suitcase.

  • @TheEpicAzn
    @TheEpicAzn Před 10 dny +5

    Bao aint holding a phone she holding a ipad

  • @silphonym
    @silphonym Před 9 dny +3

  • @Menuki
    @Menuki Před 9 dny +4

    Holland, the country with the highest average height.
    When the Dutch left Africa they had to remake the rifles with shorter buttstocks ….thats a historical event

  • @BoneChillingPictures
    @BoneChillingPictures Před 10 dny +24

    Really small

  • @gregd806
    @gregd806 Před 9 dny +1

    1:42 her hands vs the phone.. SMOL HANDS.

  • @TyrannoJoris_Rex
    @TyrannoJoris_Rex Před 10 dny +18

    How does something so small destroy so many washrooms?

    • @venomark7883
      @venomark7883 Před 10 dny +6

      Id like to imagine that Bao is the equivalent to the first nuke called Small Boy

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae Před 9 dny +2

      Because of the Gyatt

    • @RollingBlocks
      @RollingBlocks Před 9 dny +1

      Smaller frame means concentrated firepower

  • @hamtarotimefan
    @hamtarotimefan Před 10 dny +4

    Damn I thought that guy was 6"7 or something but no. He 5" 11

  • @HyperionVT
    @HyperionVT Před 9 dny

    God watching this go down irl was such a cool experience lmao

  • @PlushLordOfTheSeas
    @PlushLordOfTheSeas Před 9 dny +2

    wittle baoby girl, lmao

  • @neurobama
    @neurobama Před 9 dny +1

    Finally seeing them surrounded by the people of my country shows how smoll they really are

  • @Mastermind8908
    @Mastermind8908 Před 9 dny

    You hear a faint voice saying, "Can I have some of that?" and your mind starts going to the dark side.

  • @pyr0.04
    @pyr0.04 Před 9 dny +1

    5:10 I just imagined Numi kissing Bao like a little child getting kissed by their mother seeing this. ❤😂😊❤

  • @kittyangymumeiworshipper7556

    The sarcasm of the guy who said "I'm 5"11"

  • @Wruce_Bayne
    @Wruce_Bayne Před 9 dny +2

    Oh yeah, my completely average ass felt real short over there when I went years ago so Bao must have felt like a toddler

  • @itsgl00my88
    @itsgl00my88 Před 10 dny +4

    Zoil Pog

  • @redragon1990
    @redragon1990 Před 9 dny

    Bao visits a grocery store
    Turns out to be a mini fig store

  • @Ragnell123
    @Ragnell123 Před 10 dny +4

    Her compared to Zoil is so funny. It’s also crazy that many vtubers are even shorter than her

  • @venomark7883
    @venomark7883 Před 10 dny +1

    Bao is such a little kid🤣

  • @xenoreaperzz9521
    @xenoreaperzz9521 Před 9 dny +1

    pov David meets Goliath

  • @kaischreurs2488
    @kaischreurs2488 Před 10 dny +36

    is she just meowing in public?

  • @JonathanMerlinSymmank
    @JonathanMerlinSymmank Před 9 dny +1

    Bao smol confirmed.

  • @theskullboy8700
    @theskullboy8700 Před 6 dny

    “You are so small!!!! Is funny to me!!0

  • @ozarazil5745
    @ozarazil5745 Před 9 dny

    She's now "ojou-chama" xD

  • @scaridaghostly
    @scaridaghostly Před 9 dny

    Bao is precious and must be protected

  • @1337foxs
    @1337foxs Před 9 dny +1

    Smol bao is so cute

  • @user-pt6tt3tm2u
    @user-pt6tt3tm2u Před 9 dny +1

    Wow Bao really is tiny,now I understand now why she’s always climbing in her irl cooking streams.

  • @DylanWhite86
    @DylanWhite86 Před 9 dny +1

    Guys, I think Bao has a short fuse

  • @TheGrace020
    @TheGrace020 Před 10 dny +4

    Lmao shes tiny 😭😭😭 the dutch tall as windmills

    • @NickN56
      @NickN56 Před 10 dny +1

      That guy was only 5’11

  • @LoreLenore
    @LoreLenore Před 7 dny

    Bao is so cute omg 😭 surely a trap cause of all the cursed stuff XD

  • @monkaeyes3417
    @monkaeyes3417 Před 10 dny +2

    Rare Zoil

  • @undead_corsair
    @undead_corsair Před 6 dny

    Our pocket oshi.

  • @Frolkinator
    @Frolkinator Před 10 dny +5

    It looks big in her small hands (the phone)

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 Před 10 dny

      Thank you for clarifying 🤓

    • @patricksteinsen1147
      @patricksteinsen1147 Před 9 dny

      yeah no matter its size, it _will_ look big in her hands

    • @nhbons783
      @nhbons783 Před 3 dny

      ​@@patricksteinsen1147nah, id shrink.

  • @jacobwalker2848
    @jacobwalker2848 Před 9 dny +5

    Ojosama is what we call "Fun Sized" lol

  • @conduit64
    @conduit64 Před 9 dny

    Bao is the perfect height... no knee pads required.

  • @itsgl00my88
    @itsgl00my88 Před 10 dny +2

    It funny man 😈

  • @Drewer
    @Drewer Před 9 dny

    Fussy baby: "New challenger!"

  • @julius3220
    @julius3220 Před 9 dny

    At least Numi finally gets a W.

  • @Moriko73
    @Moriko73 Před 9 dny +1

    molecular level oshi

  • @sumdood6972
    @sumdood6972 Před 9 dny

    lil bao, wow

  • @BabunNoCoD
    @BabunNoCoD Před 10 dny +5

    man, why are short women always so adorable.. it just makes me smile all the time :)

  • @Circ00mspice
    @Circ00mspice Před 8 dny

    Someone gift Bao some stilts next time she goes to Netherlands. Poor Shylily is a short German

  • @fleeper20
    @fleeper20 Před 9 dny

    You could say she really has a short fuse

  • @mizuhara7660
    @mizuhara7660 Před 8 dny +1

    You can't help but look down on her
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    Because of her height😂😂😂

  • @CrazeeAdam
    @CrazeeAdam Před 9 dny

    LOL Bao is such a small bean. XD
    I'm 5'10" myself, so I'd look close to that one guy next to her. Dang she's tiny.
    I also love how she thinks being short is a "bad thing".. when most guys would love a gal like her

  • @cadenwilderson5079
    @cadenwilderson5079 Před 9 dny

    Bro her phone is as big as her whole forearm 😂😂

  • @marvinhubregtse5776
    @marvinhubregtse5776 Před 9 dny

    Bao finally understanding why everyone calls Lily short

  • @Mastermind8908
    @Mastermind8908 Před 9 dny

    No way that guy is 5'11". That would make Bao well under 5ft.
    Bao being that smol, she couldn't have messed up that much of Numi's couch.

  • @VME-Brad
    @VME-Brad Před 10 dny +2

    It was nice of Numi to keep the camera at her boob height most of the time. Bao got so upset anytime she needed to bring it to her face to look at it.

  • @jerrettfrank4989
    @jerrettfrank4989 Před 9 dny

    Imagine bao just becomes the caseoh of short girls.

  • @sonicplys64
    @sonicplys64 Před 9 dny

    Dude she's hella short. Dont lose her.

  • @nathanielmalcolm6623
    @nathanielmalcolm6623 Před 9 dny

    If Bao comes to TwitchCon San Diego, *it'll be very easy to spot her walking about despite her adorably short stature.*
    I'd love to know out of all her besties if Bao is just the short stick of the group 100%. 😂😅

  • @1.2.1.0.R.I.O
    @1.2.1.0.R.I.O Před 9 dny

    I said there somewhere already... I'm 5'10 and I thank that 5'11 guy for my reference.
    Irl Bao just calling to be hugged tight.

  • @G-Cole-01
    @G-Cole-01 Před 9 dny

    SEGA SATURN LIVESTREAM LFG

  • @martijnkoning3354
    @martijnkoning3354 Před 5 dny

    Little does she know that the latest gen of dutch kids are like 5.7 or 5.8 at 12 years

  • @chaosXP3RT
    @chaosXP3RT Před 9 dny

    Its hilarious because shes the Bao the Whale! Probably the smallest whale in existence!

  • @Crazybob2009
    @Crazybob2009 Před 10 dny

    Meow meow meow 💀💀💀

  • @ghostdragon4164
    @ghostdragon4164 Před 10 dny +4

    Whose taller? Bao or Lilly

  • @unclepaul1995
    @unclepaul1995 Před 9 dny

    Cute Shortstack

  • @mrjay8472
    @mrjay8472 Před 10 dny

    what do they eat? they eat cake 🎂🎂🎂

  • @CharredTurtle
    @CharredTurtle Před 9 dny

    Our secret to our height is: stroopwafels!! Lots and lots of stroopwafels 😂

  • @tomashamsa4852
    @tomashamsa4852 Před 10 dny +1

    She's play size

  • @surfingraichu7594
    @surfingraichu7594 Před 9 dny

    I wish that guy would have lent his Mario hat to Bao, would have been perfect (Mario might be taller than Bao tbh).

  • @jademirror
    @jademirror Před 9 dny

    It must be such a tough life having a nose at crotch height to everyone else at conventions.

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 Před 8 dny

      No wonder she’s so starved for them…they’re all she sees!😂

  • @duploman0003
    @duploman0003 Před 10 dny

    People drink too much milk here lol

  • @techead23
    @techead23 Před 9 dny

    He's 5'11? He looks like he's 6'11 with Bao next to him.

  • @nhbons783
    @nhbons783 Před 3 dny

    Im honestly surprised her forehead aint make her the tallest there

  • @JustSomeRandomGaming
    @JustSomeRandomGaming Před 9 dny

    As a Dutch person on avg guys are like 1,79 and girls 1.70. But allot of us are way taller like between 1.90 and 2.10

  • @xenoreaperzz9521
    @xenoreaperzz9521 Před 9 dny

    yep we dutch are the tallest in the world