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@@Akimbo_Primusthat it was not, it might depend on the age people were when it came out though, I will never forgive them for not having devsastator fight the autobots AND get killed by humans, and all the sexual stuff with the robots, they don’t even reproduce like that
At least Brazzers can be seen in 4k and does not rely on cheap cgi or what I call "overdeveloped teenagers" (a lot of the characters used for their movies are supposedly underaged but they are being playing by older porn looking actresses.)
@@rentsuruga8282 yeah. Power rangers have to film new scenes and they USUALLY have original villain and have to make original costumes. Not just from japan
Transmorphers Idiots in the eye Transmorphers wage there battle to destroy the evil forces of the zetabots Transmorphers Copy’s in disguise Transmorphers Less then meets the eye Transmorphers
They're horror?? I thought they where a partly serious parody of action and comedy mixed with stolen references from dozens of other much better movies.
Fun fact: the original plot of the '07 Transformers movie was supposed to be only Decepticons and the U.S. military going at it. No trace of any Autobots or talking Transformers. Crazy, huh?
@@nargarex2390 but if humans made those transmorphing robots then why didnt they use it to fight back u just need to program them to save human using python
The Toadinator Honestly: I liked Transformers, Dark of the Moon and Age of Extinction. Revenge of the Fallen was a disappointing, mediocre mess. The Last Knight was okay.
I still find it incredibly ironic that you reference the Sherlock Holmes fight scene, because I had just seen a review of the Asylum's Sherlock Holmes movie before initially watching this video! That timing greatly concerns me.
My parents bought me this when I was a kid. I thought it was some cool robot fighting movie. I was very confused and never finished the movie. I remember at one point I had it as background noise while playing with transformers and some star wars action figures. On another note, star wars transformers were the best.
Actually the police guy from the prequel didn't die for nothing,the signal was probably the classic temporary disabling,making robots super drunk for a short period of time. That is my guess because of experience with other stupid stuff.
8:44 me trying to roast someone at the school be like 9:33 me trying to not fail no nut November 15:30 me trying to explain my science project I just finished 1 second before entering class 17:36 me trying to run from my problems, but I just create more 18:01 actual footage of CZcams trying to eliminate bad channels as we see them miss, and strike good channels 2019 colorized
Transmorphers
Boootlegs in disguise
XDDD
XD
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Transmorphers
They need to fucking die-
XD
The only Asylum I want right now is an actual one.
Lol
Sure you don't wanna go to Arkham
@@tusharrathore6330 Lemme watch some Sharknado, then I'll maybe consider going to Arkham.
You mean the one that was not temping me to kill my self
Same
You know, all of a sudden, Revenge of the Fallen doesn't seem so bad...
It makes it look beautiful
ROTF is now the godfather of transformers
actually that movie is somehow even shittier than this one
Because ROTF was good before
@@Akimbo_Primusthat it was not, it might depend on the age people were when it came out though, I will never forgive them for not having devsastator fight the autobots AND get killed by humans, and all the sexual stuff with the robots, they don’t even reproduce like that
Atlantic rim v.s tranmorphers: coming out 2020
hell yeah
Hasn't came out yet
Let's be glad for the pandemic, then
2020 is bad enough we don't need more cancer
Oh if only u know what ur in for this year
Transmorphers looks like it could be a brazzers parody
Considering that stupidly long scene in the “prequel”....one wonders if that was the initial intent with that movie particularly.
the actresses do remind me of pornstars
Sounds like it too!
Goldicocks and the bibears
At least Brazzers can be seen in 4k and does not rely on cheap cgi or what I call "overdeveloped teenagers" (a lot of the characters used for their movies are supposedly underaged but they are being playing by older porn looking actresses.)
Transmorphers: Rip-offs in plain sight🎵
Red Rebel they found us
Autoplops rip-off
* Rip-offs in disguise *
Hahaha got em!
@@Robtop-ml4sv how about autoplops strip off
Watch out Optimus, that's some stiff competition you've got there
Oh my God get a rurus!!
Optimus: I must be blind or something cause there is nothing there
optimus: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."
whatever the hell this is: "human do anything"
Oh “no”
...wat?
This looks like either a high production value episode of power Rangers, or a really high production values porn parody,
Bruh both of your examples had much higher prodution value and lightyears ahead in quality
The second one is what I was thinking of.
The 90s power rangers, yeah. The newer one? Hell no.
@@rentsuruga8282 yeah. Power rangers have to film new scenes and they USUALLY have original villain and have to make original costumes. Not just from japan
Last time I was this early, people still though Guardians of the Galaxy would be a disaster
Shushsushush, we can't mention marvel for at least a week until everyone stops crying about spider man
I'm gonna go cry about spider man now, kthxbai
agentfreshdasquid 35
We get a Spidey-Verse sequel so...
I doubt it's gonna be as good as the original. Most sequels from Sony tend to be ever worse than the original movie.
@@KyloRenFirstOrderSwag well
Maybe we got luck and we get the spiderman 2 syndrome
@@agentfreshdasquid3568 what happened to Spiderman??
5:52 This man looks like he's trying to read cue cards off-screen but the guy holding the cue cards is fucking with him.
I felt like he looked like he was being held captive but this is so much better
I see it
so true
I'm 100% positive that was the case.
Transmorphers: obvious to the eye
Transmorphers: knockoffs in sight
Good one!
Transmorphers
Idiots in the eye
Transmorphers wage there battle to destroy the evil forces of the zetabots
Transmorphers
Copy’s in disguise
Transmorphers
Less then meets the eye
Transmorphers
Transmorphers: Toxic to the eyes
When she was talking about the bin lid she said “technalogy”
Ohhh!!!!!!! Your right!!!!!
Wow
Popular movie: *exists*
Asylum: it's free real estate
These movies make Sharkboy and Lavagirl look like Avengers Endgame.
Implying it wasnt that good to beguin with
@@reggilad_9043 More like, "it makes avengers endgame look like Sharkboy and Lavagirl"
@@reggilad_9043 *DAMN STRAIT*
sharkboy and lavagirl were ahead of there time by like 2 years
@@reggilad_9043 Begin*
“Did you do it?”
“Yes.”
“What did it cost?”
“Everything.”
Along with my sanity
@Connor Kirkpatrick awww snap
$300,000
where my sanity at homies
@@spooderman6312 Lol I got it!
Plot twist: these movies were directed by Michael Bay
@Kelley Bozeman too late
That........... explains alot
@@Alexander-kx4lr bichael may
no, It doesn't have enough explosions
Back on a new account it’s me
"the endurance of the human race" line at the end of the movie is basically just to make fun of anyone that sat through the whole thing.
A- it's spirit, not race.
B- good point.
H
Haaa!!!
lmao
They know their movies are garbage
Nah Bolt, clearly Bay looked into the future, saw Transmorphers, and decided to steal the idea from Asylum before they could make the film.
🎵Micheal Bay is still better than Ryan Johnson🎵
Michael ended up making something far greater than Asylum could ever imagine.
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki "The Autobots are still trying to fight Asylum; they are in the way of getting the Allspark back from the Decepticons."
I died when that one guy said “For Reals”
You died? For reals?
@@bromodragone8405 stop
This so called “movie” needs to be mentioned by CinemaSins
cinemasins wont even know where to begin
Yeah
Dark Chocolate YPS i know it is late but even it existence is already a sin
They’re too busy calling great movies like megamind bad, they wouldn’t care
Do you want to make them suffer as well?
Why does asyluem always insist on making all their rip offs as horror films
Because they know we'll be traumatized while watching them
@@gunznblades3547 it doesn't need to be a horror movie to be traumatizing
@@real_pain3358 r/woooosh
Because those movies were made in Arkham Asyluem XD
They're horror?? I thought they where a partly serious parody of action and comedy mixed with stolen references from dozens of other much better movies.
My headcanon is that Unicron devoured this entire universe...
It gave him the worst indigestion.
@@TheRealAb216 yeah
There is an obscure fact that Unicron can travel across the omniverse so I in my head canon is well Unicron ate this universe stream
@@ShimadaHideo that was retconned out, unicron doesn't do that anymore
@@otterwithadarkside3656 oh I didn't know thank u
When you realize the Transmorphers: fall of man had the "Tron" in the cast :S
That moment when you realise the old cop dude is Tron from the Disney’s “Tron” movies :/ I don’t know what to do with this information
I feel sorry for Bruce Boxleitner for being in this drag.
i wished TRon 3 happened
Bruce Boxleitner must have been desperate for a paycheck to appear in this dreck.
Wow
You know, maybe 'The Last Knight' wasn't so bad after all.
Yeet!
I mean...at least Transmorphers isn't 3 hours long haha
Yyyuupppp I could say Amen to that
I agree XD
@@satireknight What about Steve Jablonsky's gorgeous score???
"That is a Bin lid"
- Diamondbolt 2019
Such inspiration
This poor guy actually sounds like he’s in pain
The Sherlock Holmes reference was phenomenal. Well done
Fun fact: the original plot of the '07 Transformers movie was supposed to be only Decepticons and the U.S. military going at it.
No trace of any Autobots or talking Transformers. Crazy, huh?
Source: Trust Me Bro 🤡
“This cg is on the level of beast wars which was released like 50 years ago” I died of laughter
Why is it beast wars cgi
50 years???
Sam Witwicky has more emotes than the actors of this movie
17:12 literally this is the main selling point of this movie
Im pretty sure Bolt needs a therapist after watching all those Asylum movies
Or he should consult Film Brain (Mathew Buck).
Travis Alpasa yes lol
Wassup tailgate
The spirit of Cardboard Michael Bay looks disappointed at you
Wait a minute, if the robot r aliens, then how were they made on earth
LegendoftheMultiverse _ Asylum movies
Are you assuming the robots can't be made outside the Earth?
Uhhhh plot
I'm guessing alien tech manufactured by someone.
@@nargarex2390 but if humans made those transmorphing robots then why didnt they use it to fight back u just need to program them to save human using python
The bootleg optomus: octopus ryme
Optimal price
Octanous Lime
Lol
Optimism Crime
Si optimum pride (eergh urgh orgh irgh aagh)
This movie sounds more like the matrix 3 and TLK combined but there's no autobots
SwungTY spider oh god, what a horrible combination!
What is TLK?? And I really liked the Matrix Revolutions, just as much as the first movie.
You forgot Terminator
The sownds of 2 cool movies
Aldo Waldo Anios Arkhangelisk Transformers The Last Knight
The nerve of this guy making Transformers videos again SMH ;/
I hav actually watched this movie and I thought this was a terminator tipoff 😂🤣😂🤣
What the fuck man were you high?
How?
Kid:Can we have transformers
Mom:We have transformers at home.
Transformers at home:
Me: There’s nothing worse than Atlantic Ri-
Transmorphers: hElLo tHErE!
Me: OH SHI-
Me: General Kenobi
@@kociarzultimate384 that's my line!
@@liljdm5374 you are the bold one
@@kociarzultimate384 lol
Fuck
See, Bayformers could’ve still been worse.
First 3 were good though...
Bayformers is good
The Toadinator no it isn’t
Yes it is
The Toadinator
Honestly:
I liked Transformers, Dark of the Moon and Age of Extinction.
Revenge of the Fallen was a disappointing, mediocre mess.
The Last Knight was okay.
8:54 i can describe this its like when you squirt an almost empty bottle of mustard
5:35. He just clapped his cheeks 🤣
Fake Beaver are you a real beaver
Damn that's T H I C C
@@LucyWest370 No that's why it says Fake Beaver.
Fake Beaver are you a real beaver?
Why is everyone saying,this is the real beaver?
Timmy: Mom can we go watch transformers!!!
Mom: We have transformers at the house
*_Transformers at the house_***: **_Transmorphers_*
3
Exactly what happened to me
This comment changes the format so much and I love it
Ha i get'nt
@Boss Fight Beater wholesome 100 big chungus Keanu Reeves fortnite bad minecraft good
I can see why the company name is "The Asylum" Lol
lol
Me: puts baked beans in the microwave
Also me: remembers that I didn’t take them out of the tin
The microwave: 15:40
Wait aliens that look like machines but actually have organic features to them? I smell EVA!!!!!
Or you know Bionicles
@@slappybio1686 yeah that too
Dude your videos have better image quality and writing than those movies
Yeh
The fall of man plot MIGHT be good in a higher budget movie
I still find it incredibly ironic that you reference the Sherlock Holmes fight scene, because I had just seen a review of the Asylum's Sherlock Holmes movie before initially watching this video! That timing greatly concerns me.
Me: finally asylum is dead
Asylum (2021): ape vs monster
Me: I WANT TO DIE!
Mr. Stark... I dont like this movie...
No stark is dead
Transmorphere is a Master pieces
@@infinite745 *smart core activated*
I don't wanna watch... I don't wanna watch!
@@infinite745are you good?
Missed opportunity to use that Devastator gif of the "Ha ha ha, no."
The reason why it’s called “Asylum” is because after watching one of their movies you want to go to an actual Asylum
6:45, looks like halo reach when carter sacrificed him self
Transmorphers content from Diamondbolt??!!!!! In 2019?!!!!!!!!!
*_No._*
@Lachlan Weir thats what he said guy
It’s more likely than you think.
Type no one can take place of transformers
This video will get a ton of views for two reasons
1) Diamondbolt is funny and charming
2) The internet loves to watch humans suffer
That actually makes the transmorphers para-demons. Creatures that are merged with machines
That’s why Optimus called this “Junkyard Crap!”
"So, you like anime?"
Me:
Yesss
Yes :)
@@imsentinelprime9279 *no*
@@gunznblades3547 *no*
Yes
*TAKE THIS YA TEN DADDY PIZZA SHETTTTT*
also did you know, that there is a commercial jet plane in the scene where they're looking around at the blue sky at the end.
The kind of movie your granny gets confused for while Christmas shopping
My parents bought me this when I was a kid. I thought it was some cool robot fighting movie. I was very confused and never finished the movie. I remember at one point I had it as background noise while playing with transformers and some star wars action figures.
On another note, star wars transformers were the best.
They are good tho.
ಥ_ಥ
Alright dude or just need help because what the hell did I just read here??????.
@@hollowknightfan2379 *HOW?!*
@@delete---7593 huh?? You’re weird af lmao
Use me as a “the only good asylum movie is sharknado” button
*frantically hits button*
What about 100 Feet?
Sharknado isn't even genuinely good. It's the worse type of good *ironically good*
Nononononono. Sharknado is so dumb its funny. the nado only appears one. You want a actually good Asylum movie, watch Mega Piranha.
What about z nation?
8:42 got me feeling like diamond watching this, lost for words
Electros theme would fit you very much in this video “IM DYING IM DYING IM DYING”
I feel so bad that diamondbolt put himself through this crud
Bluefire Mayer same
It takes the endurance they were taking about to watch these films.
Actually the police guy from the prequel didn't die for nothing,the signal was probably the classic temporary disabling,making robots super drunk for a short period of time. That is my guess because of experience with other stupid stuff.
I can’t believe Tron would stoop this low 😭
Transmorphers: Ripoff in Disguise
Your Unorginal
@@zhee1236 Well I still did a better job than the movie lol
Good Point
@@zhee1236 **Grammar Nazi mode activated**
*It's **_"You're"_*
@@moisesezequielgutierrez *You're (Happy?)
I honestly spat out the water I was drinking when I heard "zeta bots".
“OH YEAH”
“OH YEAH”
Diamondbolt:”AH NO”
8:44 me trying to roast someone at the school be like
9:33 me trying to not fail no nut November
15:30 me trying to explain my science project I just finished 1 second before entering class
17:36 me trying to run from my problems, but I just create more
18:01 actual footage of CZcams trying to eliminate bad channels as we see them miss, and strike good channels 2019 colorized
😂😂😂
Bolt I adore your videos thanks for all the laughs bolt
Terminator Salvation without the multi-million-dollar budget.
That guy that said “luck is on our side” is the best character in cinema history
7:41 When the giant concrete block your using as cover wobbles back and forth when you bump it slightly its time to find new cover
Character: There changing!
DiamondBot: No, their TransMorphing!
😂😂😂
I remember watching this way back in the day, dear God. I feel your pain.
The Asylum rips films off, yes, but imagine if these movies were tweaked to avoid that and given a bigger budget. It could be the next Transformers.
not wrong tho
get those people some sandwiches
The start of the second movie looks like home and away (cafe and home scenes)
You made Transformers video. You did it, the absolute madman! Well kinda.
Your channel is a true blessing Bolt :)
Also you have my everlasting respect since you gone through the torture of watching these movies :/
I went through the pain of Titanic II with my family thinking it was a sequel; boy, were we ever wrong
I’m surprised you’re still alive :/
Me too
I sadly watched this movie. I still don't know who the phuk "Johnson," is!!!
I was in tears laughing at this he's right about everything in this movie
Bolt losing fans:
Transformers:"you could not live with your own failure, where did that bring you? Back to me"
Jk bolt I love all your content
I thank you in advance for making this video so that we don't have to watch the movie
I've seen this movie. They call every woman sir, only because they are soldiers. It's ma'am not sir.
Yes sir
This feels more like a terminator rip of to me
18:51 I swear that sound effect came from a toy I had a long time ago
Bless you D.B. for suffering for us. 😂
13:00 I know people irl who would react like that 😂
6:02 me: what are we watching again?
You should review “The Amazing Bulk”because it’s better than Endgame🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣
Nah men, he should do “The Room”..
John Ilarde oh hi mark
What the hell is wrong with these replies.
@The Glazing Eye that is not being rude. having a different idea is not being rude!
Jordan Harrell anyway, how’s your Sex life?
How in the blue hell dose bloody TRANSMORPHERS get a movie but we don’t have a go bots movie yet
Faz
11:07 Oh my god, they dragged Captain Sheradon into this
0:26 when bumblebee is tired of Michael Bay and literally pisses on his head.