Everything you touch turns into Skittles

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  • čas přidán 5. 06. 2013

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  • @SissypheanCatboy
    @SissypheanCatboy Před rokem +47294

    It feels like this man is one single bad day away from becoming one of the most genuinely terrifying villains in all of fiction.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Před rokem +3961

      Given how dead he sounded while mentioning how he accidentally killed a man, that bad day might not be that far away.

    • @tomasmichaels642
      @tomasmichaels642 Před rokem +1123

      The one villain Saitama can’t defeat

    • @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625
      @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 Před rokem +682

      “One. Bad. Day.”

    • @beta2029
      @beta2029 Před rokem +851

      Even if he gets shot by bullets, stabbed by knives, or even slashed by a katana IT ALL INSTANTLY TURNS INTO SKITTLES

    • @hiarus8850
      @hiarus8850 Před rokem +445

      Bruh he said his power is pretty awesome after telling the story of how he skittle'd a man, i think he's already there

  • @thwip2965
    @thwip2965 Před 2 lety +34534

    Never thought a skittles commercial would create one of the most powerful characters in all of fiction

    • @Tomasfreeman2
      @Tomasfreeman2 Před 2 lety +469

      You’re the first one to use the picrew pfp app without making the pfp gay good job 👍

    • @lethalradio14
      @lethalradio14 Před 2 lety +352

      He couldn't beat Vegitto he was turned into chocolate and still beat some one up

    • @jaywinters4328
      @jaywinters4328 Před 2 lety +123

      @@Tomasfreeman2 if only you knew...

    • @hailtothevic
      @hailtothevic Před 2 lety +256

      Thanos: I am inevitable
      Tim: And I am... Skittle Man

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki Před 2 lety +104

      I doubt that he could do much, he's just a regular Human with an overpowered ability, let's not get carried away with the No Limits Fallacy.

  • @deusexmaximum8930
    @deusexmaximum8930 Před 6 měsíci +2030

    SCPs now: *world ending overly dramatic 10,000 pages of nuance*
    SCPs then:

    • @jeepercreepers9
      @jeepercreepers9 Před 2 měsíci +26

      Basically SCP-5167

    • @Xxx_Th3_F0x_xxX
      @Xxx_Th3_F0x_xxX Před 2 měsíci +9

      ​@@jeepercreepers9 That's "Amogus" thing, hell if I know.
      I would designate that guy (the SCP) as an Euclid, as he doesn't have any intentions to turn anyone into skittles. The number is unknown..

    • @Vapor817
      @Vapor817 Před měsícem +21

      there's an scp that curses its "owner" to turn whatever he or she touches into pennies unless that thing is thinner than a penny

    • @boiledelephant
      @boiledelephant Před měsícem +5

      Leave my boy qntm alone, he ain't hurting nobody

    • @Arkimedus
      @Arkimedus Před měsícem +13

      @@Xxx_Th3_F0x_xxX Just FYI in case you don't know, the SCP ratings (Euclid, Keter, Thaumiel, Safe, etc) don't describe the "danger" posed by an scp, they describe how difficult it is to contain them, so whether or not skittle man wanted to escape or not would be the deciding factor in how he would be quantified, Safe or Euclid are probably correct, but he could also theoretically become keter depending on how the anomaly worked and what he was willing to do to escape

  • @iamkablam8096
    @iamkablam8096 Před 6 měsíci +2997

    What if someone were to make a set of gloves out of Skittles? Obviously, there would need to be extensive testing done, but it could work. We can give this man his life back.

    •  Před 6 měsíci +72

      Gloves would turn to Skittles

    • @iamkablam8096
      @iamkablam8096 Před 6 měsíci +389

      @ even gloves already made of Skittles?

    • @ConcurseiroAleatorio
      @ConcurseiroAleatorio Před 6 měsíci

      one slip and he turn his baby in skittles @@iamkablam8096

    • @iusedyourtowel6765
      @iusedyourtowel6765 Před 6 měsíci +243

      THE GLOVES ARE ALREADY SKITTLES @

    •  Před 6 měsíci +97

      @@iusedyourtowel6765 ohh shii forgive me I ain't read the whole comment my bad 😭

  • @rieJW
    @rieJW Před 2 lety +10214

    President: “We need someone to defuse the bomb ASAP”
    Secretary: “I know just the guy”

    • @BonusCrook
      @BonusCrook Před 2 lety +177

      Introducing Rad Green! Warm up your insides!

    • @jknuaw9406
      @jknuaw9406 Před 2 lety +23

      Nice sentence my dude

    • @wagomus4323
      @wagomus4323 Před 2 lety +48

      Taste the rainbow 😎

    • @catseye9175
      @catseye9175 Před 2 lety +12

      the presidents secretary or the secretary of state

    • @djvic4u
      @djvic4u Před 2 lety +14

      @@wagomus4323 feel .... the rainbow
      Ouch

  • @youzettasonsofdigits1639
    @youzettasonsofdigits1639 Před 3 lety +74002

    I love how he's telling the kid his depressing life story and the kid and the lady are just looking at him eating skittles with no emotional reaction whatsoever

  • @longbeing
    @longbeing Před 3 měsíci +442

    Skittles really made a more tragic version of King Midas for an ad

    • @buttwiperindawfulevil2256
      @buttwiperindawfulevil2256 Před 2 měsíci +2

      King Midas is already pretty tragic. Idk how it made more.

    • @thedarkdoggy
      @thedarkdoggy Před 2 měsíci

      @@buttwiperindawfulevil2256 They're only missing one last blow: he's diabetic.

    • @gacsam8683
      @gacsam8683 Před měsícem +45

      ​@@buttwiperindawfulevil2256 in some versions Dionysus takes pity on Midas and instructs him how to undo it. Skittlesus does not have any pity.

    • @nateg4031
      @nateg4031 Před měsícem +8

      @@gacsam8683”Skittlesus” 😂

    • @kripsy4512
      @kripsy4512 Před měsícem

      @@buttwiperindawfulevil2256 You cant sell thsoe skittles for shit

  • @enzovaldovinos3164
    @enzovaldovinos3164 Před 2 lety +23698

    I like how he admits to basically killing a man before he got to work

  • @josephchambers2000
    @josephchambers2000 Před rokem +20521

    My full respect to the actor playing that old man. Like, his performance was genuinely moving, despite the advert being the silliest thing ever.

  • @jmrs_
    @jmrs_ Před 2 měsíci +149

    The delivery of "He'll never see his family again" really sounded like a villain

  • @SerbAtheist
    @SerbAtheist Před 6 měsíci +1244

    You usually don't want negative emotions to be associated with your product, but the sheer ridiculousness of the concept executed to absolute perfection makes this one of the greatest commercials of all time.

    • @longebane
      @longebane Před 6 měsíci +7

      Mmmm I think I want skittles

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Some say Tim staged a coup against the King of Skittles and this was his punishment when he failed. Some say they wanted to make an example out of those that challenge the Rainbow Kingdom. Well, it worked.
      His only solution would be to kill the Court Wizard who placed the curse, but the punishment was so severe Tim can't imagine a way to make that happen. Dejected, he sits at the bar, his hands strapped to his chest, drinking beer through a long straw. The barkeep gazes at him sadly.
      (enter player character)

    • @disciple5558
      @disciple5558 Před 6 měsíci +5

      The commercial is too negative, this keeps it from being the goat commercial

    • @user-qb3gm4pu2m
      @user-qb3gm4pu2m Před 6 měsíci +2

      Honestly if I had seen this I would be like ??? Who on earth thought that this was a good idea?

    • @sethgross3904
      @sethgross3904 Před 6 měsíci

      @@user-qb3gm4pu2mI think about this commercial every couple months. It’s probably my favorite.

  • @Comrade_caterpillar472
    @Comrade_caterpillar472 Před 3 měsíci +59

    This has to be one of the most brutal curses to ever exist

    • @SudsyDiamond
      @SudsyDiamond Před 3 měsíci +5

      Midas

    • @NovaExeRegent
      @NovaExeRegent Před měsícem +3

      Midas, but even more terrifying since one touch and you become the rainbow.

  • @rugbynimbus
    @rugbynimbus Před 2 lety +7976

    "Any fool can write a bad ad, but it takes a real genius to keep his hands off a good one." Glad to see someone at Skittles trusted the creatives who pitched this.

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 Před 2 lety +30

      The fuxk does that mean?

    • @CoreyFaure
      @CoreyFaure Před 2 lety +308

      @@eavyeavy2864 It means the execs were smart enough to not tone down the darker aspects of the commercial

    • @isthistwitterbruh
      @isthistwitterbruh Před 2 lety +64

      @@eavyeavy2864 jesus bro pick up a book sometime, those things made out of paper that look like tablets?

    • @largeboi4678
      @largeboi4678 Před 2 lety +108

      @@isthistwitterbruh phone bad book good

    • @palashverma3470
      @palashverma3470 Před 2 lety +43

      @@largeboi4678 hulk smash

  • @n00b905
    @n00b905 Před 2 lety +16891

    I like how he’s still in shock over turning a man into skittles that he’s still holding him.

  • @Katracho-ot3uk
    @Katracho-ot3uk Před 6 měsíci +69

    Forget the infinity stones, this dude is more powerful than anyone else.

  • @spamtonneo3513
    @spamtonneo3513 Před 2 měsíci +35

    The way he hit the desk and the loud sound of skittles falling made me laugh
    The louder the better

    • @elusivefun
      @elusivefun Před 2 měsíci +1

      HAHAHAHAA SO FUCKING FUNNY HEHEHE 😂😂😂💀💀💀🔥💯🤣🫱🔵🔴🫲🫰🤌🫴🟣

    • @Nexmashr
      @Nexmashr Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@elusivefunmaybe this is why you don’t get invited to parties

  • @borisvdb
    @borisvdb Před 2 lety +2464

    Yes, psychological body horror. That's how we get more people to buy Skittles.

    • @Angel-rr2ow
      @Angel-rr2ow Před 2 lety +16

      Yep

    • @robertjebediahfreeman
      @robertjebediahfreeman Před 2 lety +97

      **eats handful of skittles**

    • @WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo
      @WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo Před 2 lety +82

      Better than now where everything has to have a political tone

    • @CurliFox
      @CurliFox Před 2 lety +3

      @@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo True.

    • @greentaigo2552
      @greentaigo2552 Před 2 lety +16

      @@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo Small remark but if you get publically upset at a specific ad it was probably the intention and you're the real ad

  • @jctripplesticks
    @jctripplesticks Před rokem +14283

    In 30 seconds Skittles told a darker story than most existential horror writers could in 700 pages

  • @Lokitellus
    @Lokitellus Před 5 měsíci +19

    This man’s problems could be solved by creating high tech skittle gloves

  • @MMM-wg2vm
    @MMM-wg2vm Před 4 měsíci +18

    He could start the craziest game of tag ever

  • @physical_insanity
    @physical_insanity Před 2 lety +12670

    The fact that he still has instincts to touch things and do things like a normal person clearly implies that he wasn't born with these abilities. Someone or something must have cursed him with this power, perhaps as some form of punishment. Scary, uf.

    • @notorious.png_
      @notorious.png_ Před 2 lety +110

      Woah

    • @DeltaDanner
      @DeltaDanner Před 2 lety +512

      Would it even be possible for someone to be born with this power? At what point would the baby kicking inside its mother go from being cute to deadly?

    • @BigWave6890
      @BigWave6890 Před 2 lety +71

      They’re coming out with a movie in 2022

    • @beaconblaster33
      @beaconblaster33 Před 2 lety +25

      i guess that's pretty awesome

    • @jiib7770
      @jiib7770 Před 2 lety +65

      He can’t jack off anymore

  • @MillisecondFourthClockhand
    @MillisecondFourthClockhand Před 2 lety +4249

    This might've been the strongest superpower that could kill Thanos easily.

    • @CCCP-1384
      @CCCP-1384 Před 2 lety +7

      czcams.com/video/02vx2usBzpE/video.html

    • @9nikolai
      @9nikolai Před 2 lety +71

      @Ice King Actually, the stones are already skittles

    • @mantraveling4877
      @mantraveling4877 Před 2 lety +39

      Or he could just touch Thanos and turn him into skittles.

    • @slasherhacker2116
      @slasherhacker2116 Před 2 lety +2

      My new quirk

    • @Yeetuz.Deletuz
      @Yeetuz.Deletuz Před 2 lety +6

      @Ice King infinity skittles™

  • @willwhite636
    @willwhite636 Před 6 měsíci +119

    Who ever came up with this idea needs a big fat raise. This and the Starburst berries and cream guy are my all time favorite commercials from back in the day.

    • @SenselessUsername
      @SenselessUsername Před 5 měsíci +1

      That "person who came up with this idea" is very very dead as it's the classical Greek story of the curse of king Midas, AKA the Midas touch.

  • @RexfromIslaNublar
    @RexfromIslaNublar Před 6 měsíci +10

    The whole table collapsing into skittles still cracks me up to this day 😂😂😂

  • @evan-pr
    @evan-pr Před 3 lety +17941

    In a strange way he has endless destructive powers, he could just level a building if he would so desire.

  • @Hammatime8
    @Hammatime8 Před 2 lety +2869

    I've only ever seen the short version of this commercial. I've never heard that "he'll never see his family again" line until now. I feel like my entire life has just been changed.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety +4

      I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time I watched my latest v*deo and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two g*rlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny thanks for listening dear ham

    • @wess1911
      @wess1911 Před 2 lety +38

      @@AxxLAfriku steroids

    • @GuilhermeM1
      @GuilhermeM1 Před 2 lety +19

      @@AxxLAfriku shut

    • @Littlewarrior0106
      @Littlewarrior0106 Před 2 lety +1

      Same

    • @rainbowspongebob
      @rainbowspongebob Před 2 lety +2

      Lol

  • @dogeispowerful
    @dogeispowerful Před 6 měsíci +9

    all the new villians better watch out for, *One Touch Man*

    • @SuS_s
      @SuS_s Před měsícem

      That's a Good one 😂

  • @someasiandude4797
    @someasiandude4797 Před 3 měsíci +2

    In his complete anguish and misery of killing countless innocent, dismantling the things he once could have the simple power to manuplate. All he could and would eventually become was a weapon of annihilation, the bringer of death. He decided he could no longer live with this curse. So with one final movement of his hand, he touched himself.

  • @CapperCritic
    @CapperCritic Před 2 lety +6264

    This was honestly one of the most underrated commercials. Especially for candy.

    • @kayleighbrown459
      @kayleighbrown459 Před 2 lety +43

      Was is underrated? I remember people kinda obsessing over it in the uk,

    • @GoldPrince2468
      @GoldPrince2468 Před 2 lety +11

      The Midus touch is tragic for how difficult it was to reverse the curse but Skittles touch can’t be reversed.

    • @creativehead4642
      @creativehead4642 Před 2 lety

      Agreed

    • @smuglife64gaming21
      @smuglife64gaming21 Před 2 lety

      Yeah

    • @CapperCritic
      @CapperCritic Před 2 lety +4

      @@kayleighbrown459 in terms of acting skills, yes. He gave me Danny Glover vibes

  • @brookeis_cool
    @brookeis_cool Před 2 lety +6041

    Everybody's making jokes and all, but can we talk about how smooth the turning the stapler into skittles was? Like, that was SLICK.

  • @tommcbride4962
    @tommcbride4962 Před 6 měsíci +8

    What makes this confusing but some how at the same time more entertaining is the fact that he is at work. No one would every employ him if he couldn’t touch anything 😂

    • @Anonymous426_
      @Anonymous426_ Před měsícem

      I am pretty sure skittles would be very glad to hire him. He’d make them millions in profit

  • @SpeakNowTaylorSwiftVersion
    @SpeakNowTaylorSwiftVersion Před 6 měsíci +7

    MIDAS TOUCH BUT SKITTLES

  • @ChancellorM1YT
    @ChancellorM1YT Před 2 lety +6792

    This, along with many other Skittles commercials, are masterpieces.

    • @ivonairy3955
      @ivonairy3955 Před 2 lety +52

      I personlly like where they milk a giraffe 🦒

    • @testserverYT
      @testserverYT Před 2 lety +9

      @@ivonairy3955 YESSS

    •  Před 2 lety +4

      This are masterpieces? Finish grade school dude

    • @Drachus
      @Drachus Před 2 lety +6

      Banned skittles commercials

    • @fidgety48
      @fidgety48 Před 2 lety +60

      @ "Finish grade school"
      "This are masterpieces?"

  • @abominablesound2769
    @abominablesound2769 Před 2 lety +1598

    I love the fact he’s got this life changing, absolutely horrifying power and yet he’s still working an office job every day

    • @MontezBoydStarks504
      @MontezBoydStarks504 Před 2 lety +105

      tim just wants to live a normal life

    • @merlynjep
      @merlynjep Před 2 lety +103

      He can't leave- doorknob keeps disappearing.

    • @zy8867
      @zy8867 Před 2 lety +11

      @@MontezBoydStarks504 sounds familiar

    • @sngks4164
      @sngks4164 Před 2 lety +6

      @@zy8867 mmmmm I wonder where it’s from 🤔

    • @Q75
      @Q75 Před 2 lety +7

      @@MontezBoydStarks504 is that a jojo refer-

  • @jacec933notatallemo5
    @jacec933notatallemo5 Před 2 měsíci +5

    I genuinely feel bad for him, but I also wonder what his limits are

  • @datzpjcrenshaw
    @datzpjcrenshaw Před 6 měsíci +8

    I can't even begin to imagine how long it took them to film this ad perfectly!

  • @brianedner8125
    @brianedner8125 Před 2 lety +4186

    If If was him, I would get a job at a Skittle's factory, imagine having him turn the factory's waste products into Skittles. spend less on waste removal, spend less on production while having a increase in it, he could name his salary.

    • @louie-xk4yq
      @louie-xk4yq Před 2 lety +855

      Whats a salary when you cant hold your newborn baby boy

    • @khabyreacter
      @khabyreacter Před 2 lety +45

      @@louie-xk4yq yes

    • @nametime8938
      @nametime8938 Před 2 lety +193

      @@louie-xk4yq how the hell is he even gonna get to that point without killing his wife

    • @miguelfazenda3316
      @miguelfazenda3316 Před 2 lety +259

      @@louie-xk4yq he just needs gloves made out of skittles

    • @ellievergo6354
      @ellievergo6354 Před 2 lety +59

      if i was him i would take a trip to the garage island in the ocean and take barges full of trash and turn it into skittles

  • @hellothere3430
    @hellothere3430 Před 2 lety +1725

    As we saw, he could hold and touch skittles without them turning into even smaller skittles. With this logic applied, if you'd make a glove out of crushed skittles. He could hold things normally

    • @alextello971
      @alextello971 Před 2 lety +65

      W

    • @davomcbones8138
      @davomcbones8138 Před 2 lety +175

      Wow that's amazing... If only they knew at the time... You deserve Nobel

    • @bradleythekid4898
      @bradleythekid4898 Před 2 lety +63

      or a regular glove with the inside coated with sugar

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim Před 2 lety +84

      When you use 101% of your brain:

    • @TheMyNeooo
      @TheMyNeooo Před 2 lety +19

      the ULTIMATE SOLUTION!!!

  • @sxftpixie
    @sxftpixie Před 6 měsíci +4

    our english teacher this year showed us this ad when we were going over the mrs midas poem for our textual analysis. couldn’t be any better

  • @eleventeen6865
    @eleventeen6865 Před 2 lety +3123

    "this world shall know the rainbow!" *Turns the air into skittles*

  • @Spicypicklechips
    @Spicypicklechips Před 2 lety +4665

    “I can’t take it anymore… tell my wife I love her.”
    **Touches own head**

  • @FA_Mousy
    @FA_Mousy Před 6 měsíci +8

    10 years and I still feel bad for the man on the bus :(

  • @marukinSFM
    @marukinSFM Před 5 dny

    Its even funnier cause him having moments where he forgets tells me he only had this power for not that long. He quite literally has a power that would be universal threat level. If he touched the earth he could literally turn it into skittles

  • @TheGoldenboyo
    @TheGoldenboyo Před rokem +11655

    I love how the woman just casually approaches him with a stapler…like she’s not 2 inches away from being sent into eternity forever.

    • @user-nw6wl5jp7c
      @user-nw6wl5jp7c Před 11 měsíci +317

      I mean, she probably didn't knew about his ability to turn people into candies too, but yeah, if he missed few CMs, girl would be gone.

    • @ihsanjafar4174
      @ihsanjafar4174 Před 10 měsíci +37

      How could this possibly be a ad?!

    • @Pwnzistor
      @Pwnzistor Před 10 měsíci +23

      We're all a part of eternity. Forever.

    • @robloxserversded
      @robloxserversded Před 9 měsíci +17

      Its not funny when he cannot touch his baby and killed an man that had a family as a bus driver

    • @NiceBigHampter
      @NiceBigHampter Před 9 měsíci +52

      @@robloxserversded bro got emotional over an ad

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 2 lety +1576

    This man is an SCP and no one can tell me otherwise

  • @xoliswamutambala5622
    @xoliswamutambala5622 Před 2 měsíci +3

    This is the darkest advert ever, I can't believe they actually had the guts to have it made, i can't stop laughing

  • @Aleezy18
    @Aleezy18 Před 2 lety +8575

    The man who’s hand he shook was my father. My dad was just going to the store real quick to go grocery shopping and said he’ll be back in a hour or so. Hours turned to days. Days to years. Mom went crazy. My sister hasn’t spoken since. All the police said at the time we reported him missing was that they found a whole bunch skittles…but now I know the truth. What once was a happy family, is now non existent. All because of Tim. I’ll find you Tim and I’ll make you pay for what you’ve done. I’ll show you how the rainbow truly taste like.

    • @crymeariver221
      @crymeariver221 Před 2 lety +292

      You need help.

    • @ABitDistant
      @ABitDistant Před 2 lety +1892

      @@crymeariver221 no he needs Justice

    • @dec3142
      @dec3142 Před 2 lety +708

      "Before you seek revenge, be sure and ready to be turned into skittles."

    • @lynx3187
      @lynx3187 Před 2 lety +225

      I will bathe in the rainbow of Tim.

    • @elearning89
      @elearning89 Před 2 lety +28

      Hahajajhaa

  • @spacepotato1880
    @spacepotato1880 Před 2 lety +10869

    “I shook his hand, he’ll never see his family again. I guess it’s pretty awesome”
    That went from depressing to horror movie real quick

    • @estupedude21
      @estupedude21 Před 2 lety +41

      Lmao right

    • @rhyscallinan3727
      @rhyscallinan3727 Před 2 lety +252

      The pain in his eyes as he told that story.

    • @matthewdavis9437
      @matthewdavis9437 Před 2 lety +328

      The last part was clearly sarcastic. He finds none of it awesome.

    • @sidthekid1170
      @sidthekid1170 Před 2 lety +39

      I swear I don't remember hearing that part of the commercial when it aired on TV

    • @majhabalikhan2562
      @majhabalikhan2562 Před 2 lety +6

      @@matthewdavis9437you know the comment was also sarcastic right? and its an ad of course its sarcastic dipshit

  • @BayAreaMike99
    @BayAreaMike99 Před 6 měsíci +8

    Imagine you had this and you had to take a piss?! I would just piss in my pants at that point.😂

  • @mrdobolina415
    @mrdobolina415 Před 6 měsíci +2

    The fact that this is Angry Man from "Martin" makes this even better.

  • @JJ-pg5ge
    @JJ-pg5ge Před 3 lety +8070

    0:22 “I met a man on a bus today. I shook his hand... He’ll never see his family again..” 😭😭

    • @Awelbeckk
      @Awelbeckk Před 3 lety +766

      Don't be fooled, he willingly shook the man's hand. It was murder.

    • @trashygamesyt
      @trashygamesyt Před 3 lety +106

      I literally cried

    • @ninethetwotailedfox
      @ninethetwotailedfox Před 3 lety +14

      no.

    • @trashygamesyt
      @trashygamesyt Před 3 lety +31

      @@ninethetwotailedfox yes.

    • @kiwi_wi3
      @kiwi_wi3 Před 2 lety +60

      Those skittle he dropped after were the man’s skittles….s a d

  • @KenLinx
    @KenLinx Před 2 lety +39716

    Seeing as how he can hold Skittles, just make him a Skittle-glove.

    • @ChrisM-qo1jc
      @ChrisM-qo1jc Před 2 lety +3316

      my exact thoughts but if those Skittles melted or slipped or crushed or misaligned and he was touching one of his loved ones then they too will turn into skittles
      EDIT: If you put plastic gloves on top of your skittle glove, it will turn into skittles fall to the ground and you can still turn someone accidentally
      Putting more layers of skittles would make it safer but all it does is just that. There would be no wiggle room to bend or move the skittle gloves

    • @reynutz
      @reynutz Před 2 lety +1379

      This comment is beyond science

    • @KidnapT
      @KidnapT Před 2 lety +907

      Or just made a glove from his own hair or cells

    • @primescar
      @primescar Před 2 lety +149

      INGENIUS!

    • @donalgrump69yrsago9
      @donalgrump69yrsago9 Před 2 lety +311

      Sometimes you must be frightened by your own genius

  • @JoShiLee
    @JoShiLee Před 2 měsíci +4

    But the question is, could he potentially turn a skittle in a skittle?

    • @pyroblade452
      @pyroblade452 Před měsícem

      Would it stay the same or change flavors?? Maybe he could touch a pack of gum and it would bring back skittles bubblegum

  • @thestrangeone12209
    @thestrangeone12209 Před 6 měsíci +13

    if this were real, i wouldn’t mind risking being turned into skittles to give him a hug…
    i’m genuinely crying right now..

    • @Zappy7119
      @Zappy7119 Před 3 měsíci +3

      I would do anything to make this man happy.

  • @constablereggae1677
    @constablereggae1677 Před 2 lety +3534

    This is LITERALLY the peak of all advertising possibly ever

  • @emm2009
    @emm2009 Před 2 lety +3231

    We're lucky he isn't abusing his powers.

  • @marcusaurelius4941
    @marcusaurelius4941 Před 6 měsíci +1

    the sheer amount of theories, speculation and character lore from this one commercial is astounding

  • @BlackBarney
    @BlackBarney Před 3 měsíci +2

    Would love to be a fly on the wall when the creative got pitched and one of the execs surely said, "NO ONE IS HAPPY OR SMILING IN THE COMMERCIAL AND ITS ABOUT CANDY" lol

  • @vdo3000
    @vdo3000 Před 2 lety +2299

    This guy would make a fortune getting rid of nuclear waste.

  • @liquidboss2719
    @liquidboss2719 Před 2 lety +35208

    Things you can infer from this powerset:
    -he has a newborn son. So, he likely got this power less than 9 months ago.
    -he still reflexively touches things. So, it's likely very recently acquired
    -it seems to only emit from his hands
    -the power doesn't affect gases and possibly objects less dense than Skittles, since the moisture on his hands doesn't turn into Skittles
    -the power only relates to the size, but not the density or mass of objects
    -it categorically affects things. A stapler and it's staples count as a single item.

    • @That0neJawn
      @That0neJawn Před 2 lety +4413

      Very well.
      I have a question now.
      The telephone must be connected to at least one cable.
      If it categorically affects things, where exactly is the spot where it stopped affecting the telephone cable?
      Probably at the outlet, yeah.
      ...but what if not?

    • @liquidboss2719
      @liquidboss2719 Před 2 lety +4085

      @@That0neJawn I think, like the stapler and desk, it stops where one would think the phone stops. It's possible it might be affected by his perception of objects. He doesn't think of moisture or air, so it's unaffected.

    • @H128
      @H128 Před 2 lety +158

      hi new comment

    • @scpvisualized
      @scpvisualized Před 2 lety +2225

      *casually tags the SCP Foundation*

    • @red-vg2ds
      @red-vg2ds Před 2 lety +595

      comments like these just make it even better

  • @user-ky2it8qc5k
    @user-ky2it8qc5k Před 6 měsíci +3

    Touches himself and ends the game.

  • @avas1wingedangel
    @avas1wingedangel Před měsícem +2

    Looks like the curse of king Midas in a rainbow way!

  • @TheGoldenboyo
    @TheGoldenboyo Před rokem +5349

    I love how his boss still clearly made him come to work…despite having the ability to kill staff with one touch.

    • @LazyLoonz
      @LazyLoonz Před 11 měsíci +112

      @@itsddashrock But big business need to worry about thier own employees and assets being destroyed

    • @ColbyandEon
      @ColbyandEon Před 11 měsíci +5

      😂😂😂

    • @SuperMase9X
      @SuperMase9X Před 11 měsíci +59

      His power seems like he has only recently acquired it

    • @flaming02rtle
      @flaming02rtle Před 10 měsíci +39

      ​@@LazyLoonzthey only care after they're destroyed

    • @jimmy_kirk
      @jimmy_kirk Před 10 měsíci +20

      It's free skittles. Don't question where they come from, just taste the rainbow.

  • @klingon401
    @klingon401 Před 2 lety +2586

    Skittles is just one of those companies where I’m 90% sure they got a writers room of people who are high, and a casting room full of people who used to do stock photos and will go along with whatever crazy script they’re given…
    And I couldn’t love them more for it

    • @Anthonymous
      @Anthonymous Před 2 lety +38

      Only the best writing team for their commercials. Remember the one where they literally had a newlywed couple fuckin’ for a commercial?

    • @sharifbrown3567
      @sharifbrown3567 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Anthonymous please send me this.

    • @Anthonymous
      @Anthonymous Před 2 lety +8

      @@sharifbrown3567 Bet: czcams.com/video/G1JlcbrM28s/video.html

    • @klingon401
      @klingon401 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Anthonymous yeah, it haunts me to this day

    • @s1lly_sunny
      @s1lly_sunny Před 2 lety

      Dose anyone remwber the giraffe one?

  • @boneless8473
    @boneless8473 Před 6 měsíci +2

    if modern ads were like this and not scams youtube wouldnt need to fight adblockers

  • @TheAikatsuFan
    @TheAikatsuFan Před 4 měsíci +2

    That guy is the modern day Midas

  • @danbeatty88
    @danbeatty88 Před rokem +11125

    I can see this guy as a movie villain in a big dramatic scene where he’s slowly walking towards the protagonist menacingly and running his hand along the wall as it slowly turns into skittles

    • @klockwerk187
      @klockwerk187 Před rokem +434

      .....my curiosity would love to see that scene! Instead of dark matter radiating from the walls it's skittles crumbling and skittles 'dark matter dust' fading into nothingness.

    • @Tony_Baloney_
      @Tony_Baloney_ Před rokem

      @@Whatever-gx3un You’re a bum

    • @kimbaldun
      @kimbaldun Před rokem +80

      But who is the main protagonist?

    • @krypticunlimited6925
      @krypticunlimited6925 Před rokem +348

      @@kimbaldunthe M&Ms that you see in commercials that play in movie theaters

    • @VVesteria
      @VVesteria Před rokem +35

      Protag hurries off to eat them

  • @thehumenthing8504
    @thehumenthing8504 Před 6 měsíci +3241

    Skittles really decided to make the most depressing and powerful character in all fiction for a commercial

    • @reminagyo2973
      @reminagyo2973 Před 6 měsíci +16

      wow so deep, you really enhanced my understanding of the joke, you’re SO smart.

    • @thehumenthing8504
      @thehumenthing8504 Před 6 měsíci +175

      @@reminagyo2973 dear god who hurt you today

    • @user-wo3yk5gd8j
      @user-wo3yk5gd8j Před 6 měsíci +62

      @@thehumenthing8504 he probably just hit his toes on a door while he was going out it happens to the best of us

    • @NousagiCaptain
      @NousagiCaptain Před 6 měsíci +32

      @@thehumenthing8504Yea that guy was NOT pleases that you made a joke 😂😂 Some people just suck the energy outta stuff jfc.

    • @reminagyo2973
      @reminagyo2973 Před 5 měsíci

      @@thehumenthing8504 youre acting like a corny nerd and im bullying you for it

  • @politicalchair487
    @politicalchair487 Před 2 měsíci +1

    *Goku proceeds to disintegrate into skittles*

  • @foul_ball7025
    @foul_ball7025 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I think the funniest part of this commercial is how this guy seemingly has a job in this office despite not being able to do anything, what are they paying him to do?

  • @Tabsau
    @Tabsau Před rokem +5327

    As much as it's depressing I couldn't help but laugh at him just slamming his hands on the desk in frustration only for it to also turn into skittles.

    • @CCJ15S
      @CCJ15S Před rokem +37

      I thought the same.

    • @BombasticLion
      @BombasticLion Před rokem +27

      its not depressing at all, its a joke

    • @yukononun
      @yukononun Před rokem

      @@BombasticLion Are you really that ignorant?

    • @skeetsvar162
      @skeetsvar162 Před rokem +51

      ​@@BombasticLion 🤦‍♂️

    • @mikedacoolnerd788
      @mikedacoolnerd788 Před rokem +87

      Who ever wrote the script for this commercial did a great job. It is a concept that is inherently funny that is applied in an equally tragic way. Great example of dark humor that doesn't feel like it tries too hard or edgy.

  • @Bxrry
    @Bxrry Před 2 lety +1754

    The sad reality

  • @thementaldetectorist756
    @thementaldetectorist756 Před měsícem +1

    God this is nostalgic

  • @Zeep_goblin
    @Zeep_goblin Před 6 měsíci +1

    *Reaches down and touches earth*

  • @Bmxrkid
    @Bmxrkid Před 2 lety +5335

    He has such an OP ability, surprised he didn’t make it into “Candy Flurry”

    • @ciaguy3702
      @ciaguy3702 Před 2 lety +30

      Probably since it got canceled

    • @lotus630
      @lotus630 Před 2 lety +33

      that manga is so short lived, by next month no one would get the reference

    • @TMAMovie
      @TMAMovie Před 2 lety +49

      I never expected I'd find a Candy Flurry reference in the wild.

    • @DKOIsoul
      @DKOIsoul Před 2 lety +7

      His long lost brother made it into suicide squad though.

    • @Trekov1
      @Trekov1 Před 2 lety +2

      @@TMAMovie me niether but im glad i did

  • @0BucketMask0
    @0BucketMask0 Před 2 lety +2668

    Haha, I remember this commercial. I miss back when companies made ads that were actually entertaining. A boring commercial you're forced to watch should be considered a torture device.

    • @weefweef
      @weefweef Před 2 lety +10

      Amen

    • @marygraceoyangorin8918
      @marygraceoyangorin8918 Před 2 lety +15

      I find this commercial depressing, I'll just choose a boring commercial

    • @JonnieK2006
      @JonnieK2006 Před 2 lety +18

      @@marygraceoyangorin8918 what is that profile picture?

    • @ButWhyMe...
      @ButWhyMe... Před 2 lety +30

      @@JonnieK2006 * Squints * A furry female in a pink skirt...?

    • @JonnieK2006
      @JonnieK2006 Před 2 lety +17

      @@ButWhyMe... good eye

  • @realgoofylol
    @realgoofylol Před 3 měsíci +1

    This man can single handedly beat every villain with one finger to the shoulder

  • @Im_not_creative699
    @Im_not_creative699 Před 3 měsíci

    These super old videos are taking over my feed and i love it

  • @cycosist5156
    @cycosist5156 Před 3 lety +1987

    This guy could be the most powerful villian

    • @844SteamFan
      @844SteamFan Před 2 lety +57

      Only if he could turn it on/off

    • @alexthebest3424
      @alexthebest3424 Před 2 lety +58

      Him: *gets kidnapped* him: bruh *touches the ropes and turns them into skittles then touching the kidnapper and turning him also into skittles*

    • @sherine9033
      @sherine9033 Před 2 lety +32

      Skittleman

    • @themaninthechair4338
      @themaninthechair4338 Před 2 lety +13

      Unless you had a gun or other ranged weapon

    • @cliche_5860
      @cliche_5860 Před 2 lety +20

      One touch man

  • @TheMissingLink2
    @TheMissingLink2 Před 2 lety +1664

    I remember this.
    What a terrifying but delicious reality.

    • @palashverma3470
      @palashverma3470 Před 2 lety +6

      That's a weird combination of words

    • @Haxior5506
      @Haxior5506 Před 2 lety +5

      Nice one Zelda boy. You need award for the most disturbing man.

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 Před 2 lety +2

      Terrifying and tragic

    • @Haxior5506
      @Haxior5506 Před 2 lety +1

      Symphony of catastrophe

  • @MarioLuigiAndJr.
    @MarioLuigiAndJr. Před 6 měsíci +2

    Midas' touch but Skittles lol

  • @quahmeilrobinson7953
    @quahmeilrobinson7953 Před 2 měsíci

    He has every right to become a villian

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +10513

    When I was a kid and I saw this, I never understood how deep his statements of his existential crisis actually were.

    • @rubyhillman1859
      @rubyhillman1859 Před 2 lety +172

      Bro get a mustache again

    • @flutecoc
      @flutecoc Před 2 lety +68

      get a mustache

    • @ialistanne1102
      @ialistanne1102 Před 2 lety +40

      Why are you everywhere?

    • @PiracyIsFun
      @PiracyIsFun Před 2 lety +86

      @@ialistanne1102 Probably because spending too much time on the internet and have nothing do whit their life.

    • @ofilosofoouumfumante5655
      @ofilosofoouumfumante5655 Před 2 lety +8

      He's here huh but man it's pretty impressive to see you in a lot of comments trough the internet

  • @kongab2025
    @kongab2025 Před 2 lety +1310

    The Skittles commercials are among the most funny and creative commercials ever. Love it

  • @Wowwza427
    @Wowwza427 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Not him becoming a villain and the victims are like stay away from me instead of like doing self defense

  • @ccorndog
    @ccorndog Před 6 měsíci +2

    this actually made me so sad

  • @EpiikoAlt
    @EpiikoAlt Před 2 lety +1430

    This guy literally solos every character in fiction.

    • @FatherManus
      @FatherManus Před 2 lety +69

      Not Vegito, lol. He was turned into candy and still kicked Buu's ass.

    • @lostsoul3089
      @lostsoul3089 Před 2 lety +53

      Only if he can touch them. He would lose to a sniper

    • @EpiikoAlt
      @EpiikoAlt Před 2 lety +29

      @@lostsoul3089 I wonder if he has to touch it. Or anything that touches him is affected too.

    • @BackForwardPunch
      @BackForwardPunch Před 2 lety +23

      @@EpiikoAlt 100% bullet turns to a skittl

    • @lostsoul3089
      @lostsoul3089 Před 2 lety +46

      @@EpiikoAlt Surely the first case. Becuase, in case something that touches him is affected, he would be naked

  • @imabird1566
    @imabird1566 Před 2 lety +17200

    If he claps his hands he creates a skittles black hole.

    • @DaKoRTE17
      @DaKoRTE17 Před 2 lety +321

      God damn...how dare i am that tryed to make a joke in 2021...

    • @3lectr0nix
      @3lectr0nix Před 2 lety +458

      @@DaKoRTE17 what?

    • @vampirichalo5854
      @vampirichalo5854 Před 2 lety +13

      @@DaKoRTE17 racist

    • @DaKoRTE17
      @DaKoRTE17 Před 2 lety +58

      @@vampirichalo5854 bro...Black hole...kra kra...it was a word joke

    • @zyxify9653
      @zyxify9653 Před 2 lety +317

      @@DaKoRTE17 what?

  • @dirdib69
    @dirdib69 Před 6 měsíci +1

    He just loses it and starts walking around touching skyscrapers and bridges.

  • @shania991
    @shania991 Před 6 měsíci +2

    That got dark so fast 😂

  • @icanwatchthevideos
    @icanwatchthevideos Před 4 lety +41970

    If he touches Skittles do they turn into more Skittles? What about conservation of mass?

    • @SpetzTheGuy
      @SpetzTheGuy Před 3 lety +5252

      You seen him hold skittles

    • @icanwatchthevideos
      @icanwatchthevideos Před 3 lety +3041

      @@SpetzTheGuy everything is an illusion, I ain't seen shit

    • @mburremerald2027
      @mburremerald2027 Před 3 lety +1861

      if it is already skittles, then his power will not work on it

    • @Octokito
      @Octokito Před 3 lety +586

      He creates a singularity

    • @itz_gibby4204
      @itz_gibby4204 Před 3 lety +627

      The skittles paradox

  • @jep9092
    @jep9092 Před 2 lety +1791

    This is honestly kind of terrifying and I would probably just try to turn myself into Skittles so I wouldn't have to live in that reality

    • @andrique1
      @andrique1 Před 2 lety +140

      Fuck that use your power to take over the world

    • @liltone9614
      @liltone9614 Před 2 lety +103

      I’m assuming you’re immune to your own powers otherwise you would be turned into skittles as soon as you got your powers

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud Před 2 lety +20

      @@andrique1 touching is a very very limited power that is easily stopped

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 Před 2 lety +13

      @@liltone9614 wait.... How did he use his clothes then???

    • @spongy7426
      @spongy7426 Před 2 lety +15

      @@foxinabox5103 it’s presumably only his hands so maybe he hired somebody

  • @CurryShooter268
    @CurryShooter268 Před 2 měsíci +1

    W-w-wait a second…
    What if he touches skittles!!!😂😂😂

  • @Sullysully5
    @Sullysully5 Před 2 měsíci

    Ay, at least he didn’t go the Midas route yet.

  • @charlesbarkson
    @charlesbarkson Před 6 měsíci +7049

    The desk changing to skittles and everything on the desk falls is still an impressive visual effect.

    • @al3xir9269
      @al3xir9269 Před 6 měsíci +409

      Wdym bro there’s no vfx this is real footage

    • @SneakySamruaiOfDeath
      @SneakySamruaiOfDeath Před 6 měsíci +32

      He touches the ground

    • @maxweqill1435
      @maxweqill1435 Před 6 měsíci +97

      @@SneakySamruaiOfDeathI think that the skittles touch only works when he touches something with his hand

    • @SneakySamruaiOfDeath
      @SneakySamruaiOfDeath Před 6 měsíci +10

      @@maxweqill1435 he touches the ground with his hands

    • @David2073
      @David2073 Před 6 měsíci +36

      ​@@SneakySamruaiOfDeathThe building disappears, they fall off a 5th floor, because of his age, the man dies, the whole world becomes Skittles

  • @5neakAttak
    @5neakAttak Před 2 lety +4903

    0:34 His drink has a straw in it, so he wouldn't have to pick it up in order to drink it. Skittles really paid attention to detail with this ad.

    • @reckermatouvc
      @reckermatouvc Před 2 lety +58

      But he still can't put his clothes

    • @stillpill8364
      @stillpill8364 Před 2 lety +573

      @@reckermatouvc He said he didn’t feed or dress himself this morning which most likely implied that he didn’t, and when he also said that he has a newborn son he would most likely still be married so that would lead us to believe that his wife did it for him.

    • @Inferno65
      @Inferno65 Před rokem +50

      Of course they did. They were afraid he'd turn them to Skittles if he didn't.

    • @minute0420
      @minute0420 Před rokem +28

      @@stillpill8364 and how did his wife not turn into skittles

    • @thebluecactusstudiosmemory1483
      @thebluecactusstudiosmemory1483 Před rokem +54

      @@minute0420 probably just got this power/curse before he got married.

  • @Courier.21
    @Courier.21 Před 19 dny

    I'm actually craving Skittles now.
    That's good advertising!

  • @AgniSankalp
    @AgniSankalp Před 5 měsíci +1

    This man could literally solve the worlds waste problems while providing yummy snacks for the world

  • @GoodVibe-qy5ry
    @GoodVibe-qy5ry Před měsícem +1

    Was really waiting for him to say “Man sitcho ass down” 😂😂😂

  • @SunBunz
    @SunBunz Před rokem +7903

    This is one of the few 2000s Skittle commercials I liked. It was unique, tragic and funny at the same time, and the man’s acting was very believable. His dead-seriousness made me feel sorry for him. lol

    • @darkdjinniumbrage7798
      @darkdjinniumbrage7798 Před rokem +3

      lol

    • @sophiedowney1077
      @sophiedowney1077 Před rokem +89

      Hi, young person here. This was an actual commercial?!?!?! After sitting through the same goddamn Chevy commercials for months and years on end with those drooling idiots fawning over Chevy's shitty cars, I find out stuff like THIS MASTEPIECE aired on actual TV and were meant to actually promote Skittles????? What happened to this country? Was it 9/11? Was that it? Did it kill the American Dream?

    • @SunBunz
      @SunBunz Před rokem +68

      @@sophiedowney1077 this is the most “normal” Skittle commercial. There are some that are absolutely bizarre and even disgusting. I remember one involving a man making out with a camel or something, they just got weirder and weirder in the 2000s. In the 90s they were cute and colorful, but then weirdos took control over the company, I guess. And of course, none of them make any sense.

    • @Chin00k0
      @Chin00k0 Před rokem +63

      ​@@SunBunz "weirdos" I think you mean creative geniuses

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. Před rokem +2

      The giraffe one is the best one