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The ultimate revenge for a porch pirate package thief - A high pressure dog shit shooting air cannon
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- čas přidán 18. 08. 2024
- A friend of mine got a package stolen from her porch so I built the ultimate revenge, a package that holds a cannon that shoots dog shit when the thief opens the box.
If you are also dealing with this problem please consider building one.
If you have any questions please let me know I would be happy to answer them.
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I love that you gave credit to your munitions supplier. When it comes to punishing porch pirates, he really does give a shit
Well done. LOL
Bad... really bad. BUT.. funny as hell.
"OhMi Dog!"...said the dyslexic atheist!
@GB-go6gp...That dog is a straight up thug!
@@mark006868 LOL
You are a fine human being.
Extra kudos for giving the Dog credit.
Fido was listed as The Producer...
Of course, the Dog supplied the "Ammo!"
Great Way to Recycle!
Just another example how,
"A DOG CAN BE:
MANS BEST FRIEND, and a
THIEFS WORST ENEMY!"
Amazing how non-nonchalantly that woman walks up and steals the package. ZERO morals.
You Sir, on the other hand, are a hero.
The dog looks very proud to be of assistance
he gave his all.
One of the most loyal dogs LOL.
Everything is funny until a porch pirate loses an eye. Then, it's even funnier.
YEEES!
That would be an easy one for a lawyer to make money on, and the perp
@@u.p.woodtick3296 If I'm on the jury, I'm voting for the homeowner not to be liable. The time has come for all of us to stand against these scum. The world would be a better place if all of the porch pirates died tomorrow.
@@VTPSTTU I agree 100% , but you can’t put booby traps on your porch that could cause physical injury and not expect some kind of repercussion, such is our society.
@@u.p.woodtick3296 Not a booby trap. A fertilizer. Just that the fertilizer shouldn't have been activated indoors.
It takes a special kind of person to - think it up - build it - test it - film it - explain it - and execute the plan. You're one in a million.
It would be nice if he mixed the "poop" with some water and mashed it up like potatoes to make it more interesting.
Hopefully she opened in her car or in her home.
@@im1who84u - mix it with urine would.be even better...
@@necroslair and old milk and ham too! maybe a large collection of used band aids and cigarette butts too
Now that is what I call getting shit face
Millennials: *makes glitter bomb to cover package thief in glitter*
Boomers: "COVER THEM IN SHIT!"
I am a Canadian and I think this is absolutely awesome!! Especially like the comment about the person losing an eye…and then it gets even funnier!! Well done, I really hope it actually worked!
Probably already banned as an asault weapon.
In Canada these can be used but only if there is a handwritten note in the box with the word "Soory" .
@@danstone8783 Now THATS what im talkin aboot
You are amazing. Ignore the haters because I guarantee you those are porch pirates.
Nonsense - a totally unjustifiable conclusion. And when you say guarantee - what's the content of your guarantee? What compensation are you offering if you're wrong?
The 500+ people that gave this a thumbs down must be the porch pirates . Dude you rock
Or Social Justice Warriors, who will side with the porch pirate because, well, you never know when said porch pirate will turn out to be a member of one of their protected "identity groups."
Just saw the end of the video and I was right. The Porch Pirate was a victim in the eyes of the SJW by virtue of Estrogen.
Even more fun is open the front door quickly and release the Rottweiler that made the dog shit!
True just as most of the defund the cops crowed are criminals and have something to hide
Or people who would rather save several hours and $30 worth of hardware, by just making a dog shit balloon.
@@TonyEnglandUK how can you stage this? Staging would’ve been him showing somebody open it up and getting hit with dog shit.
I am so glad the dog got a shout-out. Who's a good boi? 😁
I found that hilarious lol.
yes!!! you are my new hero. we are not worthy of this technology 😭😭😂
@@EternalResonance 🤳🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao
But I don't have a dog handy !?!
You are a good man performing a community service. I could not stop laughing when watching this. If only we saw the end result. 😂
Showed this to a friend who has had couple porch pirates past couple months. Sheput this together and used dog and cat and added some old canned mackerel. Made one for her mother too. Thieves stole her mother's meds. Would've loved ot been a fly on those boxes.
Have you seen Mark Rober's videos where he has cameras inside to film them? And his jet out fart spray!
Oh, that's wonderful! I can just picture it - "Hey man, wonder what kinda drugs in here - BOOM!!" Worth every penny!
@@MultiTomcat67love that they added the mackerel. 😀
The guy that designed this is not only an engineering genius but the World's BEST FRIEND EVER!!!
Lol yea. . .you clearly aren't an engineer.
This really shows what great minds can accomplish when put to good use.
I really dont understand why the people dont put a box with a padlock on to their porch where the delivery guy can put in their packages and lock it, it could be so simple.
@@perzyvalsimmons5946 he could pack around an old school keg ring like the jailgaurds or landlords have lol
@@perzyvalsimmons5946 Yeah that would work, However people need to learn to keep their grimy hands OFF of other people’s things and property. So I say good job to the man for making a non lethal deterrent.
@@ferrallderrall6588 or maybe the delivery driver could use a toilet seat like the gas stations use to use for customers bathroom keys.
GREAT IDEA! Wouldn't it be better to have the string coming out of the bottom of the box and secured to some object so that when the box is lifted, it sets off the device? That way, the thief is more likely to drop the box and run, leaving your device to be utilized again?
Exactly, too much work to just have it stolen too! Plus, then we'd get to see the video!!!
You should make another with the dye packs that banks use for money thefts! Totally ruin their face, clothes, car or house!
Pepper spray? Vinegar?
@@joedirt3563 fart spray?
Unless they open it on your porch
The ONLY thing missing is footage of them opening it later... OH but we can dream of the sight it was...
A booby trap is classed as "A practical joke with a permanent effect", and the best practical jokes are the ones you set up but never see actually happening to their intended victim. And the permanent effect ? In this case, I expect they'll be tasting dog shit for a LONG time. 😁
"here grandma, happy birthday!" So gross
In time, some idiot is going to put his/her reaction on social media. When they claim "the box was delivered ", kindly bust them out. Link the video and call the authorities.
Especially if the same woman who stole it opened it. Can you imagine her long hair full of dog crap? 😂
Mark Rober
“This is a dog shit cannon that I built”.....best laugh I’ve had in a while.
Its the only reason why I clicked play. Lmfaooooo
@@javier77th ditto. I was invested once I saw the test footage. Shame we didn't see the end result.
This is the PROPER RESPONSE to something noone else will address. I hope you inspire many many others to be as inventive.
_No one_ is two separate words. Who or what is a "noone"?
This is a great idea. A friend of mine once told me, special guard dogs are being trained for airports (because there are a lot of hotheads who swear at staff all the time). The only difference is, they only bite people who swear, and they won't stop biting them, until they stop swearing. Isn't that a great idea too!!
LOL I just find this hilarious..especially when he he says "this is the dog whom helped with the project."
Should be "who", though. "Whom" is the objective form, while "who" is the subjective.
That killed me big time bro
@@kirbywaite1586 Whom cares. I’m too busy laughing at this genius idea. 😂😂
@@carollynch8319 Who? I have no idea who.
Not JUST a dog but a dog food processor.
“And dog shit flies everywhere”
How you said that so calmly is just amazing
This is the funnest shit ever!
It's even funnier while inside the car. The thief will have to drive home with a nose stuck out the window
I wish he was my neighbor.
we need more inventors like you in this world. bless you.
I just knew that dogs had a purpose. This man uncovered the reason.
Ahh man, I lost it when you showed the dog who helped 😂
What an awesome video
Absolutely brilliant. I think there should be a Nobel prize category for this. They could call it the Diabolical Revenge Award, or the Totally Cool Workshop Make-A-Theif-Suffer Device Award.
Necessity is the mother of invention. Once again.
It would be nice if he mixed the "poop" with some water and mashed it up like potatoes to make it more interesting.
Hopefully she opened in her car or in her home.
No good.
They reserve all the prizes for the thieves.
Mix 🐂💩 with the dog 💩 to really make it slushy 🤢😆
Yea but honestly I think I might take the prize home and leave the rest of the competition in the dust with my version of this ... This one was far too violent to ever be in the runnings for the Nobel peace prize.. my version on the other hand functions on the same basic principles, however the model I set up enlists the help of my grandpa's old Mossberg Maverick 88, I'm still watching the news every night to see how that's gonna turn out, so far someone had taken a package but sadly it wasn't opened until they had walked off and probably went home feeling all slick with the thing.. what I don't get is this tho- they used to come by every other day and take shit off my porch because I buy and sell on ebay and Amazon for a living, I was always losing shit but for some strange reason they haven't returned since I deployed my little special delivery invention.. what do you want think happened to em? I hope they're alright I was just hoping to have a bit of fun teasing them and giving them a little bang boom scare
This is absolutely hilarious! The only worry would be they know where you live. Are they crazy enough to return the favor? In a much worse way? They already have issues if they steal from you.
The ultimate revenge for a porch pirate would be an Amazon box connected to a Claymore mine.
OMG this had me in tears. You are a genius. Every time you said “dog shit” I just started laughing my ass off and you said it so calm. The only thing better would being able to see the thief getting covered in the dog shit. You are the man👍😂🤣😂💩
Have one that blasts cat shit
Me too my wife asked me what's so funny and I said dog shit she just shook her head
Same here- I couldn't stop laughing through the whole video. (I'm laughing now as I type). Thanks.
I've been cracking up too lol
That's the only thing I missed. I would have loved it if the female porch pirate had opened the box while still in camera frame...
Gosh...I'd pay 20 bucks to be a fly on the wall when she opened that box!!! 😂😂😂
@Dan Golden.....I think you would too busy watching out for spiders to enjoy the show.
It would be nice if he mixed the "poop" with some water and mashed it up like potatoes to make it more interesting.
Hopefully she opened in her car or in her home.
There would be a lot of flys on her wall when its covered in shit.
Of course there is nothing a fly on the wall would enjoy more than a little poo snack. Its a win win.
That fly would get a show AND Dinner 🍽
Imagine having this as a class project.
The way he says 'dog shit' (@2:10) in the midst of a technical explanation of his device made me genuinely laugh.
It's moments like this that make me proud to be an American.
which exact moments? the ones where you have nothing to do with this craft and proud that your people steal fucking packages from their neighbours?
@@maggot3134 you're a real downer you know that?? Funny how we both look at the same facts and situation and I found it edifying focused on this craftsman's creativity, while you focused on all the turds stealing.
You should look into "positive psychology." I studied it at UPENN. It sounds like some stupid hippie shit but it's from an ivy league schoo, so maybe you'll find it more believable.
@@bigtimepimpin666 I think I got you tbh. Wanna be proud of a man creating a shit cannon for another man stealing his stuff and still stay happy. The USA is the best
@@maggot3134 yeah, see, that's what I'm saying!! Hey you want to know something?? At one point I made like five bombs because I thought things were going to go to shit for us. I was sure we were all going to die so we made bombs around the cave we lived in so when things went sour, we would kill every ass hole around us. The best part is, I did it with full immunity from prosecution or civil liability. Yup, your tax dollars at work. You can fwd this to the FBI, they won't give a fuck. I acted under the direction of your government. More importantly, iI had a great time!!! Thanks for paying my salary all those years. But honestly, I would have done it for free!! I loved it.
So just thank g-d this guy is making dog shit bombs and that you live in a society full of pussies so delicate they are outraged that a thief gets dog shit blown into his mouth.
@@bigtimepimpin666 CZcams keeps deleting my response so I'll make it clear for you and shortened. I haven't asked you anout any of that useless data you had written. You don't even know where I do live to say smth about getting $ from taxes I pay(I am not even close to America). And after all you look like a 16 yo boyo tryna flex telling his "crime" stories to look cooler or smth. I haven't executed the reason of that comment still.
I am humbled by this guy's engineering mastery.
SPECTACULAR !! You sir are a genius. Get back at those low life porch pirates.
Thank your dog for his selfless contribution!
“This is a dog shit cannon that I built...”
Gonna be tough to top that intro.
But I love the fart spray one too!🤣
*Ali-A music blasting*
It should be called "oh shit". Those are the first words the theif will say after opening the box.
Makes kids sound like the cannon is gonna not work very well... cuz it's dogshit.
Priceless. It was great you gave the dog credit for his contribution.
I am here on my couch, enjoying this like a child.
Outstanding!!
hi knuckledragger, have you become a flat earther yet?
Please nominate this man for the Nobel Prize, sweet revenge for package thieves.
I love it because once again we learn that it is ultimately up to us to protect ourselves, our loved ones, and our property. I have nothing against law enforcement but most of the time they are there just in time to take a report.
@kentuckyearl8202
Or to draw the chalk outline!!!!
LE cannot be everywhere always, just the nature of the beast. And we certainly do not want to live in a world where there are police standing on every corner.
clerks.
When seconds count, the police are just minutes away.
And that's all they do is take a report
His sandwiches were consistently stolen at work. I went out and got supplies from our dogs and spread it on bread with lots of mustard and lettuce, some earth ( clay, dirt also) and I had a speciality from the cat. There were screams in the cafeteria the next day.
Next time go for ghost chillis
Laughing so hard. It hurts so much.
Sadly I'm sure if they went to HR, you'd be the one in trouble. Why are people so protective of criminals and thieves these days?
My grandmother worked in a shoe store back in the early 60s. She said the store manager would go through employee lunches and eat any chocolate that he found. She decided to take a bar of chocolate ex-lax, massage out the name on the pieces and put it in he lunch. The manager at the whole bar and suffered the consequences. She said that he never got into anybody’s lunch again.
@@fredmoore3513 I did the same thing for my dad. Someone used to eat his sandwiches at lunch. I put pure Magnesium Sulphate ( main ingrediant in ex lax but much more potent) and dog shit from our lawn from our labrador, in a spread with cheese on the sandwiches. Screams in the canteen at lunch time then further consequences for days after.
What a laugh if one could see the package do it's job🤣😂Love it.
you are truly doing the Lord's work.
You deserve a Nobel prize for this my friend
Well, at the very least the Keys to his city.
The time, engineering design, and thought process to put this together is a masterpiece.
Glad your dog could help!
You have NO idea how much I love this idea! Glad you gave credit to your furred helper.
Stupid thief: why would they order dog shit
Smarter thief: maybe I should stop stealing
Even smarter theif! My dog poo blaster came finally!
Cheech and Chong you mean were wearing dog shit man ? 💩🤢🥴🤬
I wonder what great Dane smells like?
How about just don't steal people's shit
@@robertsenseman4339 that’s apparently a Super Power
What if they open it from the bottom?
"Don't ever mess with anybody smarter than you or meaner than you. I am both." - Quote from a friend of mine.
Meanwhile, every moron on earth thinks it's funny to mess with the 350lb. bipolar guy with a 160 IQ.
Darwin would commit suicide...
This is *brilliant* ...
If only it had a camera for us to see the delight on the thieves face!
This is my kind of video. To the point, nothing sugar coated. Kudos to you and your project!
hi matthewpeterson, have you become a flat earther yet?
@flat-earther Of course I've become a flat-earther. Sasquatch and I took a ride on my unicorn to visit Narnia, where I was convinced by the Keebler elves to suspend belief in all science (as well as my own personal observations) and accept flat earth as reality. Then the bath salts wore off.
@@matthewpeterson3329 okay. BTW matthewpeterson, what do you think about all gubments drawing a line around you and saying you are not allowed to leave?(Antarctic Treaty) If you don't know what I mean, read my about tab.
Well if that ain't some shit.
I see what you did there homie!! 😂 😆
A quart of bad milk blown all over the inside of a car would be a mess to clean up...
Mixed with rotten potatoes. If you've never smelled a rotten potatoe, it's really something special.
@@8180634 Oh my God rotten potato juice is the worst. 🤮 Or that absorbent pad in a chicken package that you forgot to put in the outside trash.
Rotten or normal eggs should also do the trick
Cat shit is the worst 🤢
1 quart of watered down cat shit would be too.
Moral of the story: Don't mess with engineers.
An engineer would know not to pressurize pvc like that. Anyone making one of these has a high chance of getting plastic shrapnel in their face when they pump it up. Stupid to use pvc.
Good on you ! If we did this in Canada we would probably go to jail for traumatizing an intruder !
It's good that you give credit to the dog for their contribution.
Necessity is the mother of invention. Hats off to a fellow revenge inventor.
Every time he says dog shit I can't stop laughing 😂 🤣 😆 😭
I’m guessing this guys really had enough. Props to him.❤❤❤
I'm an adult and for the life of me I can't figure out why I laugh so hard every time this man says 'dog shit'
Maybe I'm just immature ... Either way it goes. That shit is funny! Idc who ya are!
Me too, I must be immature as well.
It wouldn't be funny just saying dog shit. The ingenious engineering and lust for revenge together make him saying dog shit hilarious
I'm there
Count the number of times he says “Dog Shit Everywhere!!” 😂
I'm 41 for Christ's sake and I had the same reaction.
This aircraft engineer's kind of people. WAY TO GO!
Bank dye packs would be good as well. Although C-4 would be best.
C-4 yea. Boom! Idea 100 firecrackers??
Too much possibility of collateral damage on or off of your property. Don't need to kill the mailman or some uninvolved kid.
@@ezakustam I know just a thought. 😀👍
C-4 is too good. Try small thermonuclear device. Or, if you really want things to end with a bang, just include an entire nuclear stockpile
@@ezakustam Depends on how much you use
Very few people actually contribute to the improvement of society. You, sir, are awesome!
I have tears streaming down my face I’ve been laughing so hard!!! Even if it doesn’t work, my imagination makes it work! Thanks for the great video
Love how you actually included "dog shit" in the item's list🤣Well done across the board!
LMAO!!! For that added "special touch," I would have added MY OWN sh*t as well after eating burritos for lunch!! 😆😆🤣👍👍
Yeah, that would definitely get their attention to not steal someone's packages. Also absolutely funny.
Gives new meaning to the slur "Turd Burglar"
Slur?
Son, a slur is racist, homophobic, or sexist
Well we found the comment n a z i..
@@watsoncouch3800 and "turd burglar" fits into one of those categories you just listed, "son" .
BWAHAHA!
This is absolutely hysterical. Your deadpan delivery is just killing me, I can't stop laughing. You should take this to Shark Tank. Oh my god this is funny.
Patent the idea.
Marvelous. Moral of the story, don't steal other peoples shit!
Wow, I'm still laughing. 😂I bet you could sell this idea. This brings all sorts of ideas up.
Thanks for sharing.
You went easy on them. I would have filled that cannon myself right after eating White Castle
Or taco hell
I’d of made it launch pepper spray
I thought the same but apparently human is a deadly weapon, dog isn’t
I'm thinking I'd go ahead and go for a few Wendy's bourbon baconators myself before batting down the hatches with the next days special results
@@joebrown1077 Or both.
The shit is to clumpy. You need to dilute it with Apple cider vinegar to really give it that wet slash. Something that gets stuck in their clothes, car and house. Shit that they really bring back if you know what I’m saying!
Evil 😈
Savage! But I’m here for it 👌🏾
You are maniacal, Sir. I love it!
Get skunk essence or deer lure i liquid form.and add it to mix...
I like your thinking. 😂
ok you just made me spit out my tea! you owe half a cup of tea too. This is one of the funniest revenges i've seen. 10 out of 10 for simplicitiy. the dog shit? ooooOOOooooo! Brilliant!
This is priceless. Thank you for sharing your wisdom.
Just imagine they open it in their car. Actually anywhere in the home also.
We can only hope!
It would be nice if he mixed the "poop" with some water and mashed it up like potatoes to make it more interesting.
Hopefully she opened in her car or in her home.
In the car yessss!
I’m waiting for the follow up video where the pirate comes back and posts an attack on the parcel owners house whilst the owner is sleeping.🤔🙄
🤣🤣🤣
My absolute favorite, when you say THIS is the dog that helped with the project!! 🤣🤣🤣
Sad part is, these days they'll most likely sue you even though they are the criminal.
I giggled through the entire description! Thanks
You're doing god's work my friend.
Also, that doggo deserves a steak.
Chili with beans, extra onions and garlic.
Fill a box with hundreds of spiders. When they open it at home or in the car, they will be everywhere and most people will be freaked out half to death!
Better yet - Rotting meat crawling with maggots!!
Fill the box with sawdust and a few scorpions. The thief is going to reach in and dig around...
An even better reward would be a supply of cockroaches. The crook can’t get all of them. And a note explaining the roaches also carry COVID
@@barkingdoggai "Attack Of The CovRoach".
Yes! I suggest Brown Recluse’s.
Greg: I am still laughing, it's rumored that your Dog had to go into the witness protection program, stay funny.
I want this guy as a neighbor. If you get along with your neighbors, he could be a useful, and fun guy to have around.
That dog looked so happy. I hope he got a treat, and a car ride for his efforts.
“This is a dog shit cannon…” gets right to the point.
You need the Nobel Prize for Physics for designing this !
Perfect christmas package on my porch. Laughed and laughed thank you
I don't understand why in the world somebody would thumbs down this video, unless they were freaking thief!!!
You know I still cant believe people do this kind of thing. I really wish that there was a camera or at least and audio for when they opened it up. Great idea!
Inventions and entrepreneurial creativity is the backbone of our civilisation.
You, my good sir, are a GENIUS!!!!!😂 I LOVE IT!!!!🎉
you sir are a fucking genius... i love it !!! i have a large German Shepherd that will be assisting with my build ..thank you !!!
Great idea. I just had a friend who ordered a new television .he put the old television on the porch and did not have to pay to have it hauled away
That's exactly what I've done. Put an old TV on my porch with a $10 tag taped to it after i polished it real nice. Next day it was gone. The TV didn't work.
Hats off to both of you. Damn good idea.
Unreal how much thought was put into this. Mark Roper would be proud of you for sure!
Thank you for your service! There is more than one way to serve your country!
Excuse me sir but, IPC code only allows the use of a sanitary tee for venting purposes! 🤣😂 You nailed it 👏
Oh to see the pirates face. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That is like saying; “go ahead and steal it, I won’t give a shit!”
One of the best videos on CZcams. This is epic.
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
you tube the glitter bomb guy. he has the inside of his boxes loaded with cameras so you can watch the thief get blasted :)
I’m sitting at my kitchen table laughing so hard I’m almost crying. Thank you