Cats & Dogs (3/10) Movie CLIP - Ninja Cats (2001) HD
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CLIP DESCRIPTION:
Lou the Beagle (Tobey Maguire) battles a pair of ninja cats.
FILM DESCRIPTION:
This talking-animal action comedy from Lawrence Guterman, the co-director of Antz (1998), follows on the heels of the Babe and Dr. Dolittle films. Unknown to humans, a secret war has been raging between cats and dogs for eons, but a fragile truce has long held the order of the animal kingdom in place. Now the balance of power has tipped, as a researcher, Professor Brody (Jeff Goldblum), is about to invent a vaccine that will erase all human allergies to dogs. This is too much for the autocratic Mr. Tinkles (Sean Hayes), a white Persian kitty bent on world domination. The Brody home becomes ground zero for the renewed conflict between feline and canine, with a young Beagle puppy named Lou (Tobey Maguire) caught in the middle as the new point man for his species' cause. Cats and Dogs co-stars Elizabeth Perkins and Alexander Pollock, as well as the vocal talents of Susan Sarandon, Alec Baldwin, Jon Lovitz, Michael Clarke Duncan, and Joe Pantoliano.
CREDITS:
TM & © Warner Bros. (2001)
Cast: Jeff Goldblum, Elizabeth Perkins, Tobey Maguire, Alec Baldwin, Danny Mann, Billy West
Director: Lawrence Guterman
Producers: Chris Bender, Bruce Berman, Christopher DeFaria, Glenn Ficarra, Ed Jones, Andrew Lazar, Craig Perry, John Requa, J.C. Spink, Warren Zide
Screenwriters: John Requa, Glenn Ficarra
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I like how these cats are wearing night vision goggles when all cats naturally have night vision
😂lol
Facts🤣
Don’t know why
Like from the time they shouted banzai!!! i knew something was wrong somewhere😅😅😅😅
No they don't
1:25 still makes me laugh so hard even now at the age of 28 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Such a great childhood film.
Agreed! 🤣😂
I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one who found that part to be hilarious
@@Horizon_Flyer nope you're not
I be in tears 🤣🤣🤣
32 here and still laugh
1:25 that scene is great because of how insane and ridiculous but other favtors make it so great.
1. It's the sound the parents wake up to.
2. Even the cat's partner was wondering what the hell his partner was on.
I’ve never noticed the other cat looking over at him before until now 😂😂😂😂
@@marioe3617 ME TOO!!! he's like "Tf bro?"😂😂😂
1:25 That part always killed me as a kid 😂
lol same
Same
1:25 Cat behind him : What the hell ? 🤣
@@reallifedroopypoodle1306 I never noticed that cat looking at him.
@@reallifedroopypoodle1306 I was about to say something like that.. LOL
1:25 That's the part I'll ALWAYS remember, watching this as a kid I was like "Wtf is he doing?" just like how his partner looked at him when he did it which I JUST noticed😂😂😂
I love this movie a lot! It’s just as good as Babe, Stuart Little, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, live action Charlotte’s Web, Zookeeper, Underdog, Marmaduke, Air Buddies, the last 2 Cats and Dogs movies, live action Jungle Book, live action Lady and the Tramp and many more live action talking animal movies! I really love live action talking animal movies! I watch them a lot!
@@mylesthomasandfriends838 They make you wish that animals could actually talk🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
This is an underrated movie, change my mind.
Djd
“Hey I changed my mind! Call me the Claw of Ling-Chau!”
“Ling-Chau this!”
This whole fight makes me laugh like a banshee every time I watch it. And it’s never gotten boring. Of course I laugh more at the cats playing ninjas.
Agreed so much fun
“Cats rule.”
@@MattNeufy “Clean up on aisle 7. Humans! Quick! Retreat with honor!”
@@nateborie6329 I’m 25 and it is STILL my all time favourite movie. The animation has aged, but the movie is still sooo gooood
2:04
I love how when the first cat victory howls, the second one just stares at him in confusion.
Lol good eye. Never noticed that
Rjd
It’s funny how these are ninja cats, yet they made so much noise in the kitchen more than Lou
Best take I've seen here.
1:25 This part alone is better than the Cats movie
“Release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind...” 1:25
These cats sure can make crazy sounds!
accurate
Just imagine waking up to the @1:25 sound
And thinking the dog made the sound 😂
It looks like the parents woke up to it
1:25 always made me laugh
Crazy sound
Me too, its just out of nowhere XDDDD its friggin hillarious XDDD
1:40
Made me giggle
1:28 my favorite part
😂
2:03
LOU: "I changed my mind. Call me the claw of Lin Chow!".
CAT: "Lin Chow this!" (dropkick).
I never even understood what that cat said until you said it
I think Tobey had more fun in the booth in this than in Spider-man 2: The Game.
Better voice direction.
2:08 Best part!
"Ling Chow THIS!"
racism
@@razkable It's more to do with a cocky dog getting kicked square across the kitchen. It happens so fast🤣
@@razkable shut up
@@CammieBoyle Yeah what he said
@@razkable Yeah what he said
I used to be so obsessed with this movie when I was a kid 😭
I haven't seen this movie in maybe 12 years and it's still as batshit insane as I remember
1:39 when I fight for the last piece of food
Lol 😂
😂😂
I love how the cat has dog detecting glasses despite being able to see the dog clearly 😂😂😂
🤣1:40
1:25 when ur mum pulls into McDonald’s
Nowadays, that’s me when we go to Chick-fil-A. XD
Don’t like McDonald’s as much as I used to nowadays but I still like it.
2:18 “ I have a mitt and I’m not afraid to use it “ those words at the end though are funny
One of my Favourite Movies that Tobey Maguire was in besides Spider Man
Even though he didn't do an acting role where he fights black cat but instead he fought cat Ninja
I had this on dvd and I would watch almost every day as a child. The memories I get🥲
1:25 i can remember replaying that so much as a kid
Me too. Especially when that cat yells out that sound!
I had 0% memory of Jeff Goldblum ever being in this movie
Im Secretly A Kitty I knew he was someone important even if he played a minor role. As a kid, I never put it together that he also played in Jurassic Park. Now it does
Dude I didn't even realized Tobey was there
DOG: "I changed my mind. Call me the claw of Lin Chow!".
CAT: "Lin Chow this!" (dropkick).
😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed my head off watching this scene, though I must admit that the eyes of the two cats were quite scary.
:Rarity
really,' deep river rover long time got
been legendary you are meant to me.
deal feeling's sadly big small taller kind.
😄😄
WTF!!!! I totally forgot that Jeff Goldblum was in this and I didn't Lou was voiced by Tobey Maguire 🤯🤯
😂😂😂😂 my fav part
Chiemeka Nwaogwugwu ooooooo,l....
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The dog can't fight because he's worried about this damn door
Andrew Keenan XD Spiderman 3
Yeah
XD
Maguire
1:25 what kinda noise is that
Battle cry
when the pizza rolls are done
XD
1:10 Nostalgia Critic calls this one the "aiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiai"
Autism
Imagine if this was a John Wick movie centering on his dog...
1:25 i loved this part as a kid.
😄😄😆😆 LOL at 2:12 when that ninja cat was like "Clean up on Isle 7!"
What does that line mean?
@@rgudduuThe aisle has to be cleaned.
is it just me or this movies is hilariously good
Wait. I only just noticed that Tobey Maguire is the voice of Lou. Neat.
Yeah i just noticed that today somewhere in the part he screams I know that voice
One of my favorite scenes ever! That ninja roar though (*pounds chest* ahhhhhhh) 😂😂😂👍🏻
Jeremy Provenzano
1:25 start breaking the video
Jeremy Provenzano hello
Jeremy Provenzano
Man, he fights just like spiderman 🤣
Spiderman Por que
@@agustinhernandez7692 Por que el que hace la voz original de lou es tobey maguire ( Spiderman)
@@milagrostorresok Thanks Loser
@@agustinhernandez7692 ah por que decía loser ._.
@@agustinhernandez7692 Well you asked the question, stupid.
Tobey maguire
2001: Lou
2002: Spider-Man
2007: a dancing emo twit
SJ RANKS !keksksksokxxms
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okay Google can you show me cats and animals cats and dogs camel and cats cats and dogs
SJ RANKS oh i didn't know he voiced lou thats cool
Wait, Lou was voiced by Tobey Maguire?!
*P I Z Z A T I M E*
I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
2007: bully Maguire’s masterpiece scene
This scene always scared the living shit out of me as a kid
You are Curt
LOLOL
Same
one of the best cinematic scenes of all time. change my mind.
I watched this on netflix and the subtitles were on and when the cats were fleeing it says "meow meow in Japanese" 😂
1:18 - Little known fact: This was the first film to actually parody _The Matrix_. Oh, wait, no, it wasn't. It was the 157,000th. But it still feels really fresh, right?
Inspector Adrian Monk "We are racist-ies if you prease!"
we are racist-eze if you prease
Inspector Adrian Monk k
That actor played Cypher. Took me along time to figure that out.
I take it you've seen the Nostalgia Critic review
Cats can see in the dark so why are they wearing night vision goggles?
Ikr
Well it's in the script, take it up with the writer.
Because it looks cool, funny, and makes them look even more like ninjas? DUUUUUUUUUH.
Fell Man booo noob
Isabell KNguyen stfu
Dog: screams and hits something
Owner: zzz
Cat: opera noise
Owner: whom'st has awaken the ancient one
Who else know that Lou the dog is voiced by Tobey Maguire(Spiderman)
Me
Guilty
They just never knew Lou is Bully Maguire.
I missed the part where that's my problem
1:23
Lou: (Yelling)
(“THUD!”)
Butch: “OOOH!!!!!!” 😖
Ninja cat: (Pounding chest/battle cry)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
if Lou was Spider Dog, he'd fight em like a marvel hero
This movie is thousands of times better than The Boss Baby in every way.
1:25 I've never noticed until now that the ninja cat's partner looks at him like, "What the heck is wrong with you?" 🤣
Spider man what are you doing here?
If Lord Beerus had nephews.
This is too cute 1:39
One of the funniest fight scenes in a movie I’ve ever seen
I remember being terrified of this scene when I was a kid because of all those uncomfortable close-ups of those cats. That opinion has not changed!
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I like this move it's hilarious
Ya know, for ninjas, they are really bad at stealth while fighting.
0:33 There's a line in the song "Spy In the House of Love" by Was (Not Was). It goes;
"I'll read your mail, I'll tap your phone,
I'm on your trail; you're never alone."
Whenever I hear that song I always think of the ninja cat screwing a bug into the telephone receiver! :-D
The dog wanted Pizza time
Andrew Keenan
With great power, comes great pizza
٠٠٠١
XD
CHILDHOOD
2:05 My favorite part
This movie has such a stacked cast
that part made me laugh so much it's funny how that dog went to me and I started to laugh at it
Spider-Dog getting beat up by Cat Goblins!
Wtf 1:25 xD
James Currie that always got me XD
James Currie Tarzan. Cat style. *insert looney face*
James currie it’s called a ninja cat battle cry
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It's even funnier if you look at the other cat in the background.
I love that they used cartoon sound effects 🤣
Ling Chow this! *kicks*
One of the ninjas is voiced by Billy West of Ren and Stimpy fame.
He also voice Nash fron Crash Nitro Kart.
One reason why I like cats
I Hate Cats man
@Cekeybula Well I Don't I hate Cats I Like Dog's
Trey Huey have you ever own a cat? If you didnt you could get one. And you will see what cats are really like. You’ll love them
@@cybertronicgamer9589 no thanks I rather have a dog🐶
@@treyhuey1871 i like leopards jaguars lions tigers
this film is in a league of its own among animal & spy movies 😂
I use to constantly replay 1:25 over and over it still funny to me😭
1:51 Doggie kick
1:54 Doggie Punch
1:55 Doggie Back Punch
2:01 Doggie Shoryuken 🤣
"I have a bat!"
"I have a mitt, and I'm not afraid to use it."
Somehow the thumbnail scares me more than Siren Head & Cartoon Cat combined
opened his eyes to see a much different scene than he had imagined. It put all of his long hours of designing failed escapes from the barn to shame.
Lou was standing on a board inside a massive room criscrossed by networks of twisted wires and ropes. Several of them appeared to be tied to the board, keeping it in the air. All around him, he could see, barely through the brown and white lines, large dark expanses that might have been walls far away, though if he were honest with himself, he couldn't really tell how far away they were. They might have just been infinity, going off into the distance. The light all around him came from an unidentifiable source.
He looked gingerly over the edge of the wooden board on which he stood, and his stomach almost gave way. There seemed to be no clear bottom to the room; just more ropes and wires, and another long, dark expanse. Whether a floor a mile below, or a hundred miles below, or a bottomless pit, he couldn't be sure.
The board slowly bobbed up and down in the air. Above Lou the lines stopped after a few feet, and a large dark blue ceiling reminiscent of the night sky loomed above, preventing any escape by climbing out.
He knew what it all was, without realizing it. A test. A secret agent's test, something to determine his skills. Bravery, balance, quick thinking. Or, if he happened to fall, his sanity.
Is this what agents really have to go through? he thought. ALL secret agents? Or just field agents? Or maybe this is something different?
He reached out slowly and placed a trembling paw on the biggest, most inviting rope. It barely bent under his weight, and feeling a little more capable, he stepped out onto it, trying hard to keep his legs from getting tangled.
Slowly, moving his legs round each other, over and over, he made forward progress, and started his trek. He had no idea where to really go, where the exit was or how he'd gotten into the room (or alternate universe) in the first place, but it was absolutely chilling. Still, the thought flitting through his mind was not one of danger, but excitement.
I'm an agent. I'm a secret agent. I'm climbing across the ropes...and I'm not falling!
Like magnets, his paws steered round each other expertly and remained stuck to the rope wherever he stepped, and he soon found himself facing a big tangle of ropes, as though several of them had come loose and fallen on top of each other. Slowly, carefully, he maneuvered himself onto the pile and over it, held up as it was by many more ropes and wires. After he had gotten through it, he saw yet more ropes going off into the distance.
When does it end? he thought, and he was answered by a distant popping noise.
Immediately he jolted, the whole room going dark, and he quickly raised himself on trembling legs, not standing on top of ropes but on a smooth gray carpet at the top of the stairs in the Brody household.
"Some dream," he muttered, and as he spoke, his collar began to vibrate. A quiet beeping punctuated the air. "Collar, answer," he said in a harsh whisper, and the beeping stopped.
"Lou!" whispered a quiet, frantic voice on the other end. It was Peek. "Are you there? Can you hear us?"
"Right here, guys," Lou murmured. "What's up?"
"Lou," Sam's quiet rumble pierced the night, coming from the radio in his collar. "There's somethin' around. We've got a faint signal coming from the house. Inside, on top, not sure. It might be a glitch, but you better take a look."
Lou's senses immediately went on high alert. "I'm up," he declared, keeping his voice low. "I'm gonna check it out."
"Careful, kid," came Butch's reply. "Don't forget the code to open communications is 'collar, speak.'" After a moment, the collar beeped again, turning off.
A secret agent, Lou reminded himself as he began to step slowly down the stairs, keeping his ears perked. I'm a secret agent. Nothing messes with a secret agent. Well, nothing except for cats, of course. But we can deal with them, can't we?
He made it to the bottom of the steps, paused, and listened intently. He couldn't hear a sound.
He continued, turning left around the stairway into the living room, and through the partly closed curtains across the room he could make out Butch's familiar face peering in at him. Butch gave a single nod, and Lou nodded back.
He prowled slowly through the living room, keeping his ears open, and looked around the couches and under the coffee table. Nothing was lurking. Nothing waited to pounce.
He made it into the kitchen and continued to search. Yet still there was nothing. At the doorway to the front hall, he turned and looked at the lab door. He could see nothing out of the ordinary.
He walked through the dark hall and stopped in front of the door. While Mr. Brody had been known to sometimes fall asleep in the lab, tonight had not been one of those nights. There wasn't a sound from behind the door except a quiet beeping from the computers and scanners inside.
"Collar, speak," he whispered. Beep. "Hey, Peek, Sam, Butch? Everything seems pretty clear inside. Anything out there?"
Peek sounded worried. "It's getting worse. I think they're going around the---"
"Lou, behind you!" Butch called suddenly.
Lou whirled around just as a long, sleek mass of fur dropped to the ground behind him in a heap. Quick and fluid, the black shape pulled itself up from the ground, raising a large, shiny object into the air. Lou bared his teeth, but the cat just frowned at him.
"Get out the way, dog!" it growled at him, and began fiddling with the shiny thing. It was shaped like a big gun, but as the cat began pushing buttons and pulling levers on it, it began ejecting slats and bars and jagged protrusions, as though it were a gigantic skeleton key of sorts.
Lou didn't think stopping to watch what would happen was a choice that would bear any good result, so he leaped forward, crashing into the cat with a loud grunt, and sending the large mechanical key skidding across the floor. It slid into the kitchen and bumped up against a chair.
"Now you're gonna be sorry!" the cat hissed, leaping to its feet and swatting at Lou. Lou turned his head as the blow landed on the side of his face, and then rose up on his hind legs. His heavy weight bowled the cat over. "Oof!" it yelped, landing on its side.
A streak of movement to his right caught his attention. "Hey!" he cried as a second cat dropped into view. It quickly leaped up onto the counter and picked up a hanging pot from above the sink, then turned to Lou, its eyes glaring red behind a set of night vision goggles.
The first cat, taking advantage of the distraction, leaped off of Lou and quickly began whirling its limbs about in a series of karate strikes and kicks. "Hoo-hee-hi-ha-hyuh!" it growled. "What's up, doggy?!"
Lou heard a squeak behind him as the other cat jumped off the counter. He rolled to the right just as the cat swung the metal pot down, and with a loud BANG, smashed it into the floor. The sound echoed through the house like thunder. Lou froze, stricken by the noise, and the cats darted out of view.
"Lou, listen to me!" came Butch's voice from the collar. "Follow my lead! Donkey kick!"
Bewildered, Lou lashed out with both feet, feeling them connect with the body of a third cat, whom he hadn't even seen or heard enter the room.
"Stay against the counter! Keep the wall to your back! Umpire strike!"
Lou leaped to his hind legs again and swung both front feet out sideways, and connected with the other two cats, one of which had picked up the mechanical key again.
"Learn not to meddle in our business, you fool!" the one on the right shrieked. The left one went slipping and scrambling across the floor until it smacked into the trash can on the far wall, sending it tumbling.
Lou quickly turned around to pick up the key, but it was gone. "Arright, kid, do a spin and give 'em the haymaker!" Butch called. Lou jumped lightly, landing at a one eighty, pulled his paw back, and thrust forward, trying to do it as he'd been trained. But he overbalanced, and the momentum of his punch sent him falling forward.
The cat in front of him shrieked, eyes wide with panic, as Lou's entire weight fell on top of him. He felt the thing scrambling and thrashing under him. "I can't breathe!" it cried. "Emergency! Dog needs to take off a few pounds!"
"Quick, Lou, to the hallway!" Peek's voice rang out from his collar, and that was when Lou heard and saw something terrifying. A flashing red light, the flicker of sparks, was erupting in the hallway along with a high-pitched whine. The device wasn't a key at all, he realized, but a saw, and the cats had taken it and were trying to cut their way through the door to get into the lab!
He leaped off the cat, using its body for leverage and knocking the wind out of it, hopefully ensuring it would take a few seconds to begin chase. The sparks and whining noise both stopped. Running into the hall, he caught barely a glimpse of two of the cats as they ran around the front of the stairs and into the living room. The cat behind Lou gasped, turned, and ran after them.
Bewildered once more, Lou turned and ran after them, just in time to see them scrambling up the chimney. "Ha!" he crowed. "They're running away! It's all right, Butch! They got scared and---"
With a low click, the lights in the kitchen all came on. Standing in the doorway were Mr. and Mrs. Brody, both holding baseball bats, faces grimly set, until they saw Lou standing awkwardly at the doorway leading into the living room, right next to the fallen trash can, and half its contents spilled all over the kitchen floor.
CHAPTER SIX
Lou sighed as Mrs. Brody slammed the door behind her, having set him out in the backyard for the night. Without so much as a word, she had furiously swept him up in her arms and deposited him onto the patio stones, then gone back inside.
His insides squirmed with embarrassment. How humiliating! If only he could talk to them, and tell them how close those cats had come to ruining everything...but Butch had said it himself, as Lou's instinct had always agreed: never speak to a human, or everything might fall apart.
His teammates waited at the back fence. "Doom Machine!" Sam said enthusiastically as Lou approached. "You're still alive!"
"True," Peek said with a smile, walking around and inspecting him. "All five limbs. Sam, you owe me five pig ears, hickory smoked!"
"Still standing," Butch said, nodding at Lou. "Good work, kid. You kept 'em busy long enough."
"That was amazing!" Lou crowed, raising himself into the air and trying out the haymaker again. "Did you see how I kept going back and forth? With the donkey kick and the right and the left---"
"And here's where you get cocky," Butch interrupted. His voice was anything but congratulatory; on the contrary, it was now cold and forbidding. Lou immediately fell back to the ground and stopped talking. "If it hadn't been for me directing more than half your movements, you wouldn't have seen 'em coming. You'd be laying there out cold with the Brodys thinking you knocked the trash can onto your own head."
"Wasn't doing that bad before you helped me," Lou mumbled. "All I have to do is learn the kinds of moves they were doing, and I'll be on their level, too."
Butch sighed. "You still don't seem to have your head wrapped fully around the situation. It's clear that, from the inside, you aren't capable of fighting off a threat on your own yet. One, you were all right. As soon as it became two, you were gettin' got. Do you think you're a secret agent yet? You're light years from handling things at our speed, and don't forget it. Next time, they'll be sending in someone stronger."
"I was almost there!" Lou protested. "Just because you've been around here longer than I have---"
"How long would you have lasted if the parents hadn't come downstairs? The cats were breaking into the lab when they arrived! We'll have to send in a repairman to sneak in there before morning and fix that door while they sleep, and it'll be a miracle if they aren't keeping one eye open after all that. If you'd been on your own, Lou, the cause would have been lost, and even worse, maybe YOU would have been lost!"
Butch turned around and slapped the loose board in the fence aside irritably. "You have to keep your head in the game and not lose focus! You were way too close on this one. It's no joke. They'll kill you if you become a hindrance but not a threat, and that's the direction you're headed in with that performance. This job isn't about code names, making friends with human kids, or fighting styles. It's about nothing else but guarding the lab!"
Lou had nothing to say. He kept his gaze averted. Butch reached in and pulled the board back into place, and Lou listened as his footsteps crunched across the gravel road behind the house.
After a long, awkward silence, Peek said, "I'd, uh, better go have a look at that chimney. Probably need to seal it up after that escape. Should have known that could be a thing...never run into it before...kinda my fault there...see you guys later."
He scampered off.
"Aw, don't feel bad, Louie," Sam continued. "I mean, you look like you was takin' on the one cat just fine. It ain't nobody's fault if a puppy can't handle two or three full grown ninjas. That's what they were, you know that, right? You haven't had but three training sessions with Butch. Those were guys that spent half their lives learnin' to fight. Keep it up and you'll be able to overcome them in no time."
He turned and padded off. "Since you got locked out for the night, you should look around the neighborhood some. Maybe you'll meet some of the night guards around the block. It's a pretty interesting place at night. Daytime's boring. Believe me, they ain't gonna send someone else right away after you got the three ninja cats outta the way."
Lou decided not to dwell on the situation too much. Butch probably hadn't expected much of him; it had been Lou's attitude, not his failure, that had angered Butch. And if anything, he seemed more concerned for Lou's safety than Lou had once thought.
He wandered out through the loose board and managed to pull it back into place from outside without leaving it too crooked. He sighed, staring at it. It could be done better, but at night, it wasn't a big deal.
He began to walk down the block slowly. By the light of a streetlamp ahead, he saw the silhouette of Butch turn the corner. Hesitating, Lou turned and began to walk the other way. Maybe best not to run into Butch again so soon. Next morning would be better.
He neared the large green dumpster and stopped outside of it, thinking. Did Sam have a point? Could Lou really learn how to fight off ninjas? Or was he just trying to make Lou feel better?
All those dreams he'd had the first few weeks of his life, until he'd been able to run about and think of ways to get out of the barn...he'd never thought of something as fantastical as becoming a secret agent. Now that he was hanging out with real agents, he was learning fast that exciting didn't always mean fun. This was something big and dangerous, and not every agent lived to a ripe old age, that was for sure.
He wondered what his brothers and sisters would say if they could see him now. They probably would be just like him, thinking how cool it was that he got to fight ninjas, and thinking nothing of how he'd very nearly been brained with a cooking pot.
A bang from inside the dumpster startled him out of his reverie. He turned around and looked up, raising his head high. He had to back away to see the top of the dumpster, but the lid on the right had come open and fallen against the metal pole behind it. From inside, Lou could hear someone humming.
A large, heavy object came sailing out of the dumpster and landed on the ground next to him. The smell of burnt meat filled his nostrils. He leaned in close, sniffing gingerly; he definitely didn't want to touch the thing directly after the greeting he'd received when he had first arrived at the Brody house.
It was the ruined chicken, he realized. They'd thrown it completely away!
"Oh, hey, sorry about that," someone said from high above, followed by a girlish giggle. "Almost hit you on the head, didn't I?"
"Oh yeah, there's a lot of that happening tonight," Lou said, tearing his eyes away from the chicken. Standing with both front paws on the edge of the dumpster was a tall brown Saluki, peering down at him with a smile. Her long, droopy ears fluttered lightly.
"Never seen you around before," she called down to him.
"I just moved in," Lou answered back. He felt at ease talking to a dog; as far as Butch and the others were concerned, any dog around here could be trusted. "Still got a lot of other dogs to meet."
"Try out the chicken," said the Saluki, bounding down from the dumpster and landing lightly on the grass. "Seriously, the Brodys have the best garbage around, it's amazing! Half the time, it's probably that scientist bumbling something. He should stick to his experiments and leave the edible recipes to his wife, don't you think?"
"Mmph!" Lou exclaimed as he dug in, getting a big bite. The bitter taste of blackened chicken skin filled his mouth, but was quickly driven off by the large hunk of meat he pulled out. "This happens a lot? I might check out the can more often than my own bowl if that's how it goes!"
"Glad I'm not the only one excited by the fat pickings," the Saluki laughed. "I was starting to think I'd been a stray too long. I'm Ivy, by the way."
"Stray? Cool!" Lou said, perking up. "I've never met a stray before. In fact, till a week ago, I lived in a barn since I was born. I've only been out here twice and never saw you around. Are you local?"
"Well, I sure am now," she replied, stretching her front legs. "I've been away for my health, you could say, but it's good to get back to the good ol' basics. Hope you're enjoying yourself. There's lots of places to explore around here."
"I don't think I can get around to much of that," Lou admitted, shrugging. "I'm a sec---well, I'm not REALLY a secret agent, but I'm like their assistant. I have to stay busy most of the time. I'm only free right now because I just fought three ninjas."
Ivy smiled as though Lou were joking. "There's no way Butch is trying to turn a pup like you into a secret agent. If you're telling me you're the new dog since Buddy retired..." she paused. "Well, I HOPE Butch isn't expecting too much from you. You're just a kid."
"Everybody keeps saying that," Lou grumbled.
"Well, are they wrong?" Ivy said wisely. "A puppy like you ought to be busy having fun, not fighting cats and guarding a laboratory."
"I don't have any time for that," Lou said, shaking his head.
"Tough guy," Ivy scoffed playfully. "Really, you should learn how to live the life you've been pulled into. It was the Brodys who decided to make you a member of their household, not Butch. Your future should be determined by them, not him."
Lou felt uncomfortable. "I don't think he'd like to hear that."
"You got that right, kid."
Lou's heart did a triple beat as he spun around. But Butch wasn't there. He turned again and realized Butch had come from the other direction, completing his circuit. He sidled up behind Ivy, who turned to frown at him.
"Putting ideas into Lou's head now, Ivy?" he said sternly. "He knows what his purpose here is. You shouldn't be distracting him."
"Does he even know half of what he's getting himself into?" Ivy fired back. "Ninjas, Butch, really? One week into his stay? He isn't even a year old yet and you've got him going full throttle as an ASSISTANT. If you needed an agent so bad, why didn't you guys pull Lou and get one of Macargnis's guys in here?"
Butch rolled his eyes and groaned. "We're STILL trying to work those details out. The kid slipped through when the general sent his men in to greet Mrs. Brody."
"Right, right. She comes looking for a beagle, and the flawless plan is to put a doberman in there instead, sure, she was easily liable to snap one of them up. No question. Your general sure doesn't sound desperate, that's for sure," Ivy sneered. "Putting an untrained puppy who just wants to live a normal life doesn't sound like the best next step anymore, does it?"
"Hey, I don't want a normal life!" Lou protested. "I never did! I want to go on an adventure! I want to do something exciting!"
"And that should wait until you've grown out of childhood," Ivy scolded. "I mean, beagles aren't even in the top ten recommendations for a general field agent! What are their advantages?"
"They're hunting hounds," Butch replied. "Lou's got the nose for it, and I'll dare say, he sure as hell has the spirit. Who are you to make these decisions for him if not me? You LEFT the fold, Ivy. Leave the decisions to those of us who still care about the fate of humanity more than our creature comforts.
"In the meantime, Lou, I'll expect you on normal patrol tomorrow morning. We'll do an earlier training session than usual. For now, uh...I guess..." his eyes fell on the burnt chicken still sitting next to Lou, and he grimaced slightly. "Enjoy your midnight snack." He turned around and trotted off the way he had come.
Ivy growled after him. "All he cares about is making sure there's enough cannon fodder in the neighborhood. We're ALL entitled to the lives we choose."
Without a backward glance at Lou, she walked in the direction Butch had gone, but rather than turning right around the white fence as he had done, she continued straight, disappearing along the winding road into the distant shadows.
Ninja Cat: Sorry. 0:58
1:25 Me if I finally get a Slappy Squirrel t-shirt.
What
UPDATE: It’s been three years now, and I finally have two of them.
That's a good doggie, give him the haymaker!! Lol 😂🤣😭
Damn spiderman fought cats a year before his time
This was my movie back in the day so many good memories watching this ❤️
Why is this still the best movie I have ever seen
Ren VS Spider-Man
"I have a mitt and I'm not afraid to use it" You Gotta love Jeff Goldblum!
I really hope Jeff, Elizabeth, and Alexander reprise their roles from the first movie.
Omg I remember watching this movie as a little kid 😭 this is bringing so much nostalgia.
Somebody make some fan-made soundtracks and cats and dogs were Lou is in action with the Spider-Man soundtrack.
I loved it wean I was five
I really liked this movie when I was little, but this scene also genuinely creeped me out.
Same here man
LMFAO this is creepin me OUT. How did I love this as a kid?!
I love this movie a lot! I have the DVD and Blu Ray of this movie. I went to see Cats and Dogs 2 in the movie theater with my parents and I loved it! I bought the DVD of Cats and Dogs 3 on DVD at Target last summer 2021 and it’s really great! This movie is just as good as Underdog, Marmaduke, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Babe, Stuart Little, Zookeeper and many more live action talking animal movies! I really love live action talking animal movies!
one of the best fight scenes in cinema history
Cat:a normal ninja
Ryder:NINJA STYLE!HAAYAAA!!!
Toby Macguire? Isn't That the guy from Spider man?
Yep
No, it's Howard the Duck.
Yes
CGF in 2001 is Advanced for its time
0:53 Kid behind you! 1:00 What up doggy? 1:20 Funny
I need this scene with healthbars!!
What the cat doing tho
Spider man vs ninjas cats
1:25
Ninja 1: *Tarzan yell*
Ninja 2: *slaps ninja 1*
Ninja 1: what was that for!?
Ninja 2: are you trying to wake up the humans??
Ninja 1: sorry I got a little excited.
Ninja 3: what's going on over there?
Ninja 2: Kai did a battle cry
Ninja 3: again!?
Kai: I said I'm sorry, ok?
Ninja 2: did you open the door shang?
Shang: uuuuhhh... I put a hole in it, does that count?
Ninja 2: *facepalms* let's just kill the dog!
Cats will rule soon. Long live cats😻😻😻😻😻😻😻💯🇬🇧
1:24 OOOOOOOH! LOL!
1:04 Fight them! LOL!
1:09-1:13-1:19 WADAHWADAHWADAHWADAH"