Fnf Nevada's Most Wanted - Flashbang - [Yoshi Dam]

Agent's Log: The Mulligan and The Murderface
LOG REPORT
Recently, about 3 days ago, a few agents returned from a very dangerous mission in Nevada, which as you know, is a very common area in the multiverse for our agents to meet their ends.
They were retreating from their failure when a new prediction for an anomalous event to take place, as such, we redirected the surviving members to initiate simple recon.
They waited approximately 49 minutes for said event to occur, giving the agents ample time to set up a rendezvous point close for easy extraction were this too to go awry.
Eventually, said event began to take effect when Hank J. Wimbleton, a well known enemy of our organization appeared, seemingly out of nowhere, wandering aimlessly.
While this was indeed odd, the agents had no time to ponder, as a truck began to rise from the distance, driving towards their direction, until it came to a screeching halt near Wimbleton.
Out came an energetic woman, shorter than Hank, but still taller than average, wearing very similar attire to Hank, but with noticeable differences. Chef among them being the trend of her clothes being white instead of black, differing from Hank.
She wielded a simple sword and handgun, which she proceeded to fire multiple shots at Hank. Being him, Hank's unnatural agility came into play as he dodged the gunfire.
He retaliated by cleaving the gun in two inside her hand and kicking her in the stomach. She stumbled back but shook off the pain before taking a slash at Hank with her blade, who responded by parrying with his own signature Dragon hilted sword.
This resulted in both of them sliding backwards and readying a battle stance. Immediately it was clear that Hank's doppelganger was much newer in this line of work.
Even still, she taunted Hank with his title of 'Murderface' and his middle name, which, even though is abbreviated to J, is 'Motherfucker'. This did very little.
And so the two Hanks began their battle as our agents hid.

[@yarbel8420]

if someone need text version of this masterpiece, here it is:
White Hank: The man himself,
toughest top dog around?
I gotta say,
I'm disappointed,
still,
I must stay the course,
this is my mission.
Nothing else matters-
you know I'm getting-
this
kill!
Hank: Look, kid I'm flattered,
but kindly-
piss off.
I've got some jobs-
unlike your shtick, that's real.
Posers-
like you-
never make it-
past me.
You waste my-
time, kid. You're-
no match for the real deal.
White Hank: Judging books-
by their covers?
That's too bad-
you're going under!
I'm no kid, Hank-
and I'm no-
pushover!
Oh, you'll learn today,
this fight-
isn't my first!
Hank: You know the-
hell I've endured?
You'll never compare-
rest assured.
I've got to many-
folks left to slaughter,
stop resisting, pest, lest you be another!
White Hank: Still treating this-
like-
it's a joke?
Hank, you should know,
war's no game!
This is a test of-
determination,
lose-
and feel the pain!
Hank: You're serious-
about this, punk?
Kid, your no pro-
-tagonist!
Keep on this path,
sink into-
the
abyss.
Go on, be my guest.
White Hank: Our apotheosis-
of suffering,
in this small world-
'God' has forgotten,
we're the ones who-
survived, this is-
our battleground,
act like it-
or die by my-
hand!
Hank: Merciless slaughter,
that's got me this far,
wanted bastard-
since the-
beginning.
You don't know this-
better than me,
accept that part!
I AM MADNESS!
Your reckoning!
White Hank: Hank,
it's
time you
meet
your maker!
I'm
much more than
just
some
faker!
I'll make-
this quick,
I'm no sadist,
no legends-
match-
up-
to this girl!
Hank: If
you
bleed,
then
I can-
kill you!
Judgment
in
NEVADA
comes due!
Damp
and
cold,
scarlet-
monochrome,
CRIMSON-Y BLOOD-
PAINTS THE NEW WORLD!
White Hank: Cold and cruel,
swiftly cunning,
done my way,
nothing but white streaks,
but I-
want you-
to see-
your death coming!
I can show you now,
I'm anything but weak!
Hank: How do you-
still approach me?
You'll meet death-
battered. A victim!
Your blade may be sharp,
so are your senses,
but i'll never be bested!
GIVE UP, 'BRUJA'!
White Hank: Before you die,
I have to say,
this little tune that we've sang,
proved yourself strong,
but you can't-
stop the light!
gone with the-
Flashbang!
Hank: Oceans of blood 'cross-
hell and back,
all spilled by my-
own two hands,
think I'll hesitate?
I'll kill once again!
War woth my demons...
White Hank: Mulligan, the-
one true killer!
'Just one bullet!'
'We can kill her!'
can't be more wrong-
if you tried, your-
best attempts all-
end in failure!
Won't be the last,
won't be the first,
who here's truly-
the predator?
Death defies none,
the avenger-
comes
to
seal
your fate!
Hank: I control death,
life here falters,
bitches like you-
all thrillseekers...
Hundreds have fell,
and hundreds more!
You're the prey and-
I'm the hunter!
RAGE AND HATE JUST-
SPURS THE MURDER!
NEVER-ENDING,
I'LL GO FURTHER!
I'VE KILLED A GOD,
DEATH BY FAINT BLURS!
MADNESS
FUELED
BY
HATE!
White Hank: You'll understand, Hank-
I'm no mere-
rival!
You'll find the-
reward for your-
your hard labor!
Death-
by my blade,
unlike your shtick, that's real!
witness your one and-
only true successor!
WHITE-HANK!
Hank: Cockiness kills,
I know soon-
you'll learn that.
There is no end-
to the lives that-
I'll take!
In a world made-
of bullets, blades and blood,
there's no replacement,
there can only be-
one
true
HANK!

[@archmagetyler]

I hope these lyrics actually get in with relatively matching vocals because, I can hear the words in my head and they actually sync to the beat quite well so long as the singer can keep up without slowing or souring their words.

[@THEDEMONGAMER177]

Your not wrong there I can honestly see someone singing this

[@vbadimothebadassjackass8011]

*CRIMSON-Y BLOOD PAINT THE NEW WORLD!*
That part sent chills down my spine.

[@SNIXC]

sorry white hank. you can't beat me. i've killed a god. you don't stand a chance. -hank j wimbleton

[@1KingofSeoul]

funfact these name is hank j wimbleton lol

[@SNIXC]

@@1KingofSeoul i know that

[@your_local_sandwichjohnson5139]

Sorry, but I think white Hank is cooler. And to anyone that's decides to rant off at me, fuck. You.

[@PillocksAnimationCentre]

I hope that White Hank realises that Hank has beaten gods, killed a demonic clown numerous times, and has killed like 630 people. Also he has cheated death SEVEN TIMES. No chance!

[@elijah1494]

ou got it right but 630 people come on Hank killed like 942 people before so white Hank must know she is fighting the real Hank J Wimblton

[@PillocksAnimationCentre]

@@elijah1494 Exactly.

[@A.Z.296]

Technically the arena mode grunt is much more terrifying, it's killed hundreds of grunts and GOD itself ON REPEAT

[@SNIXC]

Hank solos white hank in like 5 mins

[@ATPengi239]

@@A.Z.296the arena mode grunt is actually the first G01 grunt to exist as seen by the Magiturge.

[@TC-1101]

Man, Wank, a.k.a White Hank's voice sounds like a true female voice.

[@funkinforever6308]

They... they are a woman.

[@TEBArceus]

Big fan of these lyrics! They do a great job of portraying the difference between Hank, who’s been at it for years, and White Hank, the newcomer… but certainly isn’t lacking any skill. Permission to cover this with vocals?

[@funkinforever6308]

Of course!

[@klein2686]

i would love to see that omg

[@vbadimothebadassjackass8011]

The Veteran vs The Rookie

[@olvrwiseman]

W H E N V O C A L S

[@misteryeet3155]

1:16
Hank knows spanish?!
(bruja is spanish for witch)
Thats pretty cool, actually

[@misteryeet3155]

wank shoulda brought up the fact that she's been stuck in an endless time loop of killing her future self, then becoming what she killed only to try and fail to kill her last self, creating a time loop that likely lasted eons.
Also in her universe she actually killed Hank, and owns a device called the "plot device" which essentially has the power to erase the world.

[@funkinforever6308]

Huh. Did not know that.

[@misteryeet3155]

@@funkinforever6308 oh my f*** dude if you're a madness combat fan you absolutely must watch the Whitehank series their so good. you might as well just watch the whole cannon tho, and the lore is actually pretty hard to figure out because of all the time jumps and stuff but to put it simply it's basically a whole big time loop

[@misteryeet3155]

@@funkinforever6308 here you go czcams.com/video/MlcOQJjiGnc/video.html
also this might help too czcams.com/video/IbZ2UC-tci8/video.html

[@mariabasurto7776]

But hank has literally been to hell and even killed consternation hank his first time there

[@mariabasurto7776]

So basically what I’m saying is that a younger less experienced hank killed a grizzled and more experienced hank also he was the og he’s los white hank :edit he also he defeated kaiju sized demon clowns he also ha s killed 3 peaople like 3 times his size

[@micakidd1236]

Bro this was so good why do these lyrics perfectly match. And that split second of antipathy hank. This is way too underrated.

[@MrEckensamba]

I like how you always do silly things with the words, moving them around. Also nice references here. Can you do Champion from the Elirix Torture mod and the Redeemer Revenger mod?

[@SNIXC]

Edit of the previous comment: 1:05 is so badass

[@micakidd1236]

Best quote of the song to me: Wars no game. I just hit me different ya know.

[@swoovyfnf9410]

Sheeeeeesh... Impressive editing,fitting lyrics,details... You are EXTREMELY UNDERRATED dude!

[@Idippedmyballsincheese]

Good lyric's

[@williamdev25]

I am the friend of the musician here, these are good lyrics.

[@thedudevoid9569]

What's your friend name?

[@williamdev25]

@@thedudevoid9569 Yoshi dam

[@thedudevoid9569]

Oh

[@thedudevoid9569]

Okay

[@thedudevoid9569]

I like your friend cover

[@Sepperings]

This is once again, really good! I saw this mod and once i saw it in the trailer i was hyped for this! 10/10 dude.

[@eustaciomireles3408]

Fire

[@umfallenmuitoestranho4100]

well this lyrics are actually amazing!

[@Brown-impostor_cat_Lucy]

I like Black Hank

[@mikaeel_m3243]

It’s the original Hank…

[@menace8381]

There is no way wank can beat the mercenary

[@cozmos8132]

B-ruja B-lanca
W-hite W-itch
Coincidence?

[@zoltanlazar5630]

If Hank is madness then I am the devil it self...

[@Helicopteranimations]

Helpful for the lyrics

[@thatguyfromthebush]

monochrome reference

[@elijah1494]

Wait a minute who would hire a Hank wannabe to kill the real Hank since Hank would just kill the person who is after him anyways

[@funkinforever6308]

I don't think she's hired

[@rush5266]

@@funkinforever6308 whitehank did kill hank quite a few times anyway

[@mikaeel_m3243]

@@rush5266 it was copies of hank

[@deactivatedsnenby]

:flushed:

[@thehunter2016]

0:56 goes hard

[@moldovansamuel954]

don't bad 👌

[@THEDEMONGAMER177]

Hank the one who has beaten trick the clown millions of grunts and auditor vs white hank who would win??

[@Wizardmandean]

monochrome vibe

[@KingMurese]

God, go ahead and kiss

[@funkyzebra8405]

I read posers as poggers on my first viewing, please forgive me

[@funkinforever6308]

*NO.*

[@funkyzebra8405]

@@funkinforever6308 I have sinned

[@the_return74]

I like Hank better then white hank/wank

[@randomdog42742]

At this point i can't even tell if white hank is hanks real rival or if tricky is🤨

[@funkinforever6308]

White Hank isn't even canon.

[@jvn8939]

It’s fanmade bro white hank is a whole different thing

[@funkinforever6308]

Plus this is probably the second song where they fight whilst Tricky vs. Hank is just everywhere

[@anugrahrestu9095]

Guys at* *11:05* it's among us refrence

[@anugrahrestu9095]

HAHA GOT TROLLL

[@mikaeel_m3243]

@@anugrahrestu9095 jokes on u,I didn’t fall for it,get uno reversed

[@Mayrho]

I wish white Hank is Hanks mom
It will be funny

[@mikaeel_m3243]

there is a sort of theory that pink Hank is hanks mother,but we don’t know

[@InnerDro]

Hmf- women.

[@funkinforever6308]

*(Insert absolutely uproarious guffawing here)*

[@A.Z.296]

I know right?

[@Cuppy_Modify]

where's credit 😭😭😭

[@the_real_creepervlogs]

OK
now give it voice acting

[@V1real961]

bruja lmao

[@ivanvargas5937]

Y en español :v? Ksjsjska

[@TP-34K]

666

[@funkinforever6308]

Same dude

[@caseybryan9354]

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