"If he actually that strong, why didn't he fight in the quest" Mah ninja, I don't think you're listening to the man "I don't need to fight, I only need to think" ~a Feeble Scholar
@@FrostyPeppercorn idk about the no personality part , I mean yeah his personality ain't out there like some characters but it's better than most of the genshin "waifus"
@@FrostyPeppercorn He's filled with personality. Even the devs in the livestream said that they made sure he's filled with personality. It's just that his personality is not "nice." He's introverted and extremely blunt about facts that people think he's rude.
An actual Alhaitham video where he isn't described as Dendro Keqing? Kage is such a rare breed. 8:01 Alhaitham: "Curses. There's sand in my shoes." Kage: "Oh boo hoo, you princess." LOL
When using alhaitham don't bother aiming for the sky, just hold it for less than a second and you can plunge for 3 chisel light mirrors and a projection proc
Lost the 50/50 to Tighnari at 82. Honestly couldn’t be happier, I’ve wanted him since 3.0 and now I’m guaranteed for next time. I’m probably going to save until Nilou comes back apart from weapon banners here and there.
KAGEEEEEEE UPLOADDDDDD gahdamn i was laughing for so much of this, alhaitham really did a number on kage's sexuality huh... also that eternal oasis at the end is GORGEOUS
I lost 50/50 to Mona I'm gonna save Primogems to try 1 last time before his banner ends, wish me luck!! Love the video it made me feel better after my crappy rolls.
LMAO I really like how much Kage's sexuality is questioned here. I miss your old Vids though the variety of different games with kage energy *chefs kiss*
I didn't think it'd finally happen but Jeikage found a character that makes him question his sexuality XD
Again
I swear, no-one comes out of Genshin completely straight
It happened more often than you thought xD Venti did a number on him
Ayato?
@@liateapot2313 he just liked his drip
1:27 "I'm not gay... I'm KaGAY"
Pure gold👌🏼
3:25 Also relatable LMFAO
i spilled my drink tbh
@@sachinmathpathi554 i spit my milk that my aunt serve me.. im not ready for that laugh
Cyno moment
Alhaitham didn’t fight in the Archon Quest because, as he said in his demo, “I don’t NEED to fight…I just need to THINK.” 😆
I always think it’s hilarious when people say this because the man had 3 action scenes + one where he used his vision.
I love how his constellations are all just one word it feels so in character for him. Just blunt and to the point. 😂
The iconic Jeikage "I didn't skip" series Returns!
I love how Kage agrees with me on how those Thunder Scorpions are from hell, whenever I see them I go "Not today, Satan. Not today, you demons."
I'm crying cause I have to farm those for Alhaitham's weapon
bro those mfs have a higher kd on my team then azhdaha himself
"If he actually that strong, why didn't he fight in the quest" Mah ninja, I don't think you're listening to the man
"I don't need to fight, I only need to think"
~a Feeble Scholar
i love how kage talks to the male characters. its so funny
definitely
it’s hard to not love haitham 😩😩😩💜
Oh its easy for me. He was hot at first but then i realized he has no personality so now hes Mr. Mansplainer to me
@@FrostyPeppercorn I agree tbh
@@archie0001 so am i but i progressively started not loving al
@@FrostyPeppercorn idk about the no personality part , I mean yeah his personality ain't out there like some characters but it's better than most of the genshin "waifus"
@@FrostyPeppercorn He's filled with personality. Even the devs in the livestream said that they made sure he's filled with personality. It's just that his personality is not "nice." He's introverted and extremely blunt about facts that people think he's rude.
3:27 Kage wheezing was something i never knew i would hear for the first time.
I go bow-user Alhaitham and I couldn’t be happier.
That’s literally the best way to lose 50/50 when you’re trying to roll for a Dendro DPS.
Yes I agree I’ve had him since his release and he’s been my main dmg dealer he’s awesome
and now guranteed hu tao or dehya
Lucky 🍀 I keep hoping for him. Enjoy!
Same. Now I got a C2 Tighnari and honestly he’s pretty sweet. Also I’m guaranteed to get Baizhu when he comes out
clench fists as being Tighnari-less**
THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEE
"I'm not gay. I'm Kage"
PAUSE
REWIND
PLAY
Never thought I'd see the day Kage question himself over a man, especially someone memed to be dendro Keqing. Keqing feels betrayed right now
Just shows how Kage is a man of consistent tastes.
An actual Alhaitham video where he isn't described as Dendro Keqing? Kage is such a rare breed.
8:01 Alhaitham: "Curses. There's sand in my shoes."
Kage: "Oh boo hoo, you princess."
LOL
I suppose I appreciate that Jeikage will just openly be a villian if he thinks he has the chance. He doesn't hide behind false ideals
A video from Kage never fails to make me laugh. Now we wait for Deyha.
3:23 When Alhaitham goes YEET
1:22 I literally wheezed, you come up with the funniest commentary
bennett actually has 3+ dads. he was raised by a group of adventurers
"I didn't skip alhaitham"
I don't think anyone skipped alhaitham.
Sorry...
I swear I'm straight.
He was an easy skip for me...I went all in Nahida.
I'm sorry to disappoint you but....I skipped him for yelan
@@_.Anka_..0 same as him
4:10 “yes, it’s a hole. a very nice hole” lmao i died💀
also at 7:09 lmao
You losing your laugh when Alhaitham got yeeted in 3:21 killed me XD
When using alhaitham don't bother aiming for the sky, just hold it for less than a second and you can plunge for 3 chisel light mirrors and a projection proc
A day kage uploads is a good day.
Lost the 50/50 to Tighnari at 82. Honestly couldn’t be happier, I’ve wanted him since 3.0 and now I’m guaranteed for next time.
I’m probably going to save until Nilou comes back apart from weapon banners here and there.
Damn, I got spoiled... well- I couldn't resist!! I mean- it's AlHaitham and Kage in one video!!! Hopefully my terrible memory helps me forget xD
7:17
Other triangles: guard this chest.
Triangle: will do
Kage: you failed to guard that
Other triangles: you had one job just the one.
This series is iconic ✨
fr
You can't expect a feeble Sumeru scholar to fight.
I still can't get over the fact he called himself a feeble scholar.
1:25 "Eliminate my sexuality"
I'm dying 😂😂
LOVE U KAGE! keep up the good work.
I’m so happy I have subscribed this is A+ genshin content and I’m all here for it
that '... oh my god' at 2:30, i felt that sir
3:26 THE LAUGH🤣
LMAO i was looking forward to this. almost the same reactions as you pulled ayato
love it when he says « what is up my ninjas »
"Im not gay.....i'm Kage" please that line had me snorting hahahahaha
1:27 dang kage with the jokes
And here I thought Al haitham gonna get cyno treatment 😂
I'm still waiting for a Cyno video LMAO
Yooo i love kage's adventure videos like these
Always be a good day when he uploads
Those hellish consecrated beast are a freaking nightmare, especially the scorpion. They have no right being so tanky 😭
Ps: love your video Kage!
"I'm not gay, I'm KaGAY" I gotta admit I burst out laughing at that one
Bennet doesn’t have two dads. He has many. He took all the dads
The finest grass I've ever touched...🥰
I got him after I lost my 50/50 and got my first Tighnari, who came in handy farming those pupa's
Kage in the morning? It’s going to be a good day ❤
Always a pleasure watching you play.
2:13 no its not, we’re gonna do this for a long time.
We NUT
A Kage video?! TODAY IS A GOOD DAY!!! ✨✨✨
I’m so ready for Dehya just for Jeikage specifically. XD
This man brings out the primal part out of the fandom
Like goddamn , I remember during the stream , he broke players minds
The chat was unholy 🥲
6:26 I LOVE YOU JEI FOR THE FFXIII MUSIC!!!!!! it's nostalgic :')
It's a good day when the Kage uploads a video
It's fitting that Kage is questioning his sexuality to "Dendro Keqing" lmao
You're my confort genshin related youtuber to watch
9:43 yo the number of times i tried to attack jeht during this quest too... i'm sorry jeht
KAGEEEEEEE UPLOADDDDDD gahdamn i was laughing for so much of this, alhaitham really did a number on kage's sexuality huh... also that eternal oasis at the end is GORGEOUS
Daily I love you kage💕
The outro is backkkkkkkk🎉🎉🎉
4:06 glad he got his light post 🤣
bennett doesn’t just have 2 dads, the entire adventurers guild are his dads
this isn’t a joke this is actually the lore
9:26 Funnily enough it started raining in the UAE today which is also a desert
2:21 kaeya says the same thing
dont ask how i know about this
fr I immediately noticed as a past kaeya main😭😭
4:18 man sounds like a barbarian from clash of clans dying
Jei, u can process the mysterious meat in any cook place n it will give u other item like normal meat, fish n chicken leg.
KAGE. WHERE’S OUR CYNO VIDEO. YOU CAN’T HIDE HIM FROM US
Great video, thanks 👍🏽
6:51 yooooooo jeikage is a zhask main
ready perfectly - over cautious Acting grand sage
Healed my wounds, watered my crops, fed my dogs, did my homework, he did it all
I LOST IT AT 1:27 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT LMFAO
I appreciate that Final Fantasy XIII reference man
respect
a Kage a day keeps the depressing reality away
That electro scorpion beat me up
after finishing the quest go back to the camp next daily reset new questline
1:20 LMAO
Glad to see others are also getting beat up by the electro scorpion
1:27 I liked the video right after this.
those snakes really are beautiful.
What a great way to start my day. I love ya Kage🙏
bruh not me laughing at the same time kage did XD
I didn't skip Alhaitham, he skipped me and send Qiqi instead.
Fun fact about the thunder scorpions, wind snake and fire vulture they're basically animals that consumed dead gods
I also didn't skip alhaitham... Although... The alhaitham I got wield claymore instead of dual swords
No sir ! I prefer to count those delicious abbs
bruh did I regress to middle school cuz I cackled real loud with that kaGae lmao
You can process the Mysterious Meat to get either Meat, Fish, or Timmy!
It's not surprising that the Keqing simp likes Haitham ngl
Its literally his waifu but genderbend dendro form LMAO
Aye I'm so early I'm about to sleep HAHAHAHAHA it's like 9 here in the Philippines theres a test tomorrow but I guess this is more important.
Ive basically had the same reaction
Still waiting for a cyno video 😅
Oh man I didn't even realize that he completely skipped over Cyno.
1:26 we call that gayage🙏🏽
I just want Yaoyao as I love active healers like Barbara and Yaoyao is fun to use. Sadly they gave me the new Husbando before I got C1 Yaoyao. 😪
Man I really hope the money I get for my birthday tomorrow will be enough to net me Alhaithaim. I really want him...
I hope get him, hes really cool
Well got my birthday money a day early I officially have C1 Alhaitham.
@@lacytaylor1501 Im so happy for you!
jei you never skip characters
Bennett doesn't just have two dads... he has dozens of dads
Haitham can summon me as his pet fr,
But why is he this nonchalant about everything 💀
I lost 50/50 to Mona I'm gonna save Primogems to try 1 last time before his banner ends, wish me luck!! Love the video it made me feel better after my crappy rolls.
What a truly youtube video
Ah yes first "I didn't skip yae miko" becomes to "I didn't skip alhaitham"
LMAO I really like how much Kage's sexuality is questioned here.
I miss your old Vids though the variety of different games with kage energy *chefs kiss*