Taskmaster NZ Series 3, Episode 5 - 'The Prime Minister thanks you.' | Full Episode
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- čas přidán 4. 07. 2024
- It’s the halfway point of the season, and our comedians all set out to create history. Water gets thrown, terrible investments are shown, and Josh Thomson tries not to touch a cow.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.
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Chris touching the cow instantly and then having the duck game breakdown: absolute cinema. Him and Kura are two of my fav contestants ever ❤
Paul would absolutely win carrot in a box
"if we arent violent to people in wheelchairs do they even have a place in society?"
is a WILD take I was not prepared for
His point was basically about treating them with the same violence we show everyone else, but it came out as specifically targeted lol
I know some people iin wheelchairs who will *mess a fool up*.
If you've played Bloodborne, you'd know he's right.
Paul managed to find a new girlfriend after Laura stole his? Good for him!
that was such a god-tier prize task move.
@@calereliya I think Laura returned the girlfriend after Series 2
Paul got married this year and Laura posted a picture of the couple with the caption "returned her to Paul".
@@CM28277 Thats nice of her, would be awkward for Paul to marry someone elses girl
Hard to believe producers of other television shows still bother.
Man, Josh kicks women, he owns kids- just a chill guy- just a laid back guy.
"Just normal men"
I saw the cow task as a CZcams short several months ago, and it was the reason I started watching Taskmaster in the first place. I'm glad to see the full task in context.
As a poor, defenseless woman, I feel very threatened by Josh Thomson's presence on this show
Please avoid wheelchairs for your own safety
Buckets at the end were arranged 1 2 3 4 5. Quality Content
You could say they got all their ducks in a row
'They usually go to Uranus' just pure gold
The discovery of a new sorting algorithm on Taskmaster is history worthy.
Hmm, it seems "Duck Sort" hasn't been coined yet... which kinda surprises me.
I'm confused. What do you mean?
@Dirtydeets95 look at the numbers on the buckets at the end of the live task.
@@Dirtydeets95 By coincidence the player's bluffs ended up sorting the buckets from least to most. There's no shortage of "meme" sorting algorithms (check out "10 FORBIDDEN Sorting Algorithms" or wikipedia "bogosort" -> related algorithms for some nerdsilliness) - this here "Duck Sort" seems pretty solid, there needs to be a dissertation on it ASAP.
And it's even O(n)!
Chris could have argue that he didn't say "your time starts now" before touching the cow.
I don't think there is a "your time starts now" in this task.
If there is a "your time starts now" then his time would be zero seconds as we've seen with the pickle jar.
The task had no “your time starts now”
This remains the best show ever. I am glad the NZ version kills it just as hard. A shame the US folded.
I wish this show was in France and Japan soooo much
I have trouble seeing a Japanese version doing well, it feels like it would be very hit or miss with the format and if it misses it will miss hard. But a french version would be great @wisedred
@@gyroscope915 Well technically they already have such TV shows, where contestants have to "humiliate themselves" to win prizes, though usually way more extreme and everything is live. So this would just be a more organised, polished version of what they have, with an actual idea of series behind, I think it could have an audience...
And as a French being able to share this emission around me would be a dream coming true lol no one speaks English here 💀
@@wisedred Well there is a Quebec version of the show and I would say it is a lot raunchier and has a rowdier audience, playing out like a comedy and dinner show
@@michaelalim9340 oooow now i need to find that. thank you kind stranger!
I've finally nailed the difference between NZ and UK. There is usually no room for vagueness in the NZ taskmaster tasks. "Throw water the furthest. Your time starts now." is a lot less vague than "Throw the water. Furthest wins. Your time starts now." Alex likes to play with the minds of the contestants a little more. And it gives him more chances to answer questions with "All the information is on the task."
Ahhh...my weekly Taskmaster fix...so good....
Paul and Josh really read each other's souls
I'm not amazed at all the Hitler Youth guy had a V2 rocket on hand.
*From somewhere in the depths of NZ* : "I'm not a Hitler Youth! I'm a park ranger!"
The duck order ended up being so funny in the end
Alex as an assistant would never stand up to the taskmaster and secretly loves him
Paul as an assistant will one day snap and murder the task master to take over from him
The juxtaposition between Paul and Josh was so perfect!
I have the EXACT same speakers that Paul brought in for the prize task. Didn't even show how the feet would connect to one another to be like a soundbar!
Something about that final task leaves me missing Sean Lock once again. I'm just glad it wasn't a carrot they were looking for.
I wish they kept the commercial transitions
Every time Josh laughs I laugh with him his laughter is so contagious :-)
Josh breaking everything he comes into contact with 😂😂😂
Being used to Greg's style of scoring Jeremy's price task scores always come out of nowhere for me. XD
"I'm trying not to get mad because this is a peaceful protest, but I'm really fucked at you." 😂😂😂 Kura Kura!
Chris Parker is one of my all-time favourite TM contestants, he's amazing.
Everytime i watch this season i think of none of yr beezwax, excuse yr fing mouth? And of course well its alright.
I love that Chris complimented the crocs during filming and is now wearing them on stage
I saw a short of Chris immediately touching the cow but it still made me laugh.
20:29 is that David Correos laughing in the audience lol
Justine needs to direct something. Her creative segments are always really well put together.
No, no, no, Paul...
The task was to throw the water the farthest.
'Farthest' is measured from point of leaving what the water escalates from (hand, bowl, whatever) to the point of being halted in momentum.
So, when you dumped the water on yourself, the distance thrown is from the container to where it struck your body; walking afterwards has no relation to the initial throw.
Also, Chris, water tossed from the pier into the lake is measured from the container to where it struck the lake; where the water drifts afterwards has no relation to the initial throw.
I will never be able to travel to New Zealand to meet you fine people, but I can get to know a little bit about you watching this show
Chris Parker is a riot.
Some mathematician out there needs to figure out the chances that they would end up in that order left to right for the final task.
For the history challenge I would have just created a monologue: "There are two types of people in this world. People who learn about history and those who create history. Which one do you want to be, Taskmaster? Help me create history." And then I'd show a task/prompt that says "Award me 5 points for doing nothing."
Paul cracking is delightful.
Paul Williams is such a scene stealer
He threw the water from the bowel onto himself so arms length in distance
The...bowel?!
@@RealBradMiller the fish bowl
Paul is genuinely my favorite assistant by far
Have u never seen Alex Horne?
@@truthyahweh9877Who is that? Sounds like someone who can't open their laptop and who would have bandmates that srcretly preferred Greg Davies.
That’s why I like to go for a run while it’s raining…Paul is amazing. 😂
Jeremy Wells?
I think you mean “hotter Kiwi John Cena”
Was that really running like Tom Cruise or was it like Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump?
You know that when Tom Cruise runs, he says “Tom Cruise”
Love the unabashed humour in the NZ series. 😂
Chris’ grumpy face before the cow task
TYVM from USA!
Lol - the fence is WET-AAA!!! 😂🤣🤣
Shocking udder-free cow you got there ;-)
baby male cow
@@MedEvil1c Then not a cow. Cows are female.
Please upload the newest Australia version soon!
Don't they upload on Saturday?
I bet they'll do season 4 first.
Does Chris's cow touch count since he didn't read "your time starts now"? I wondered if he would get a second chance bc of that 😅
I thought the “best worst investment” would’ve been the worst investment that’s actually not that bad. Now that I think of it, it made more sense the way it was on the show 😅
The (!) in the subtitles are so funny
Thats carrot in the box times 5!
Chris was robbed in the throwing water task
Why does Josh's shirt match Paul's banter?
Probably the funniest episode so far!
24:24 Paul sounds like the Fly: help me, help me
"Tonight, everyone has been asked to bring in their worst investment."
Sorry, house doesn't fit in the backstage area. Had to go for the second worst.
This episode, for some reason had Paul Williams stick out way more than he should of been!
Nobody thought about chucking a frigging ice cube?
If he touches it BEFORE time starts, did that count as doing the task?
it wasn't timed ❤
It did in UK when Joe Lycett correctly guessed the task was to open the mayo jar and did it before opening the envelope
Time started with the beginning of the reading of the task
So by having the worst investments, it gave them the best point score for that task making them the best investments, which nullifies them being the worst investments.
I appreciate your logic, but it works only if winning the prize task helps them in some way, which would arguably only be [spoilers]
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Kura - and though she only got 2 points for the task itself, that was just the margin she needed to put her over Justine!
Justine's 5 points for worst investment (and it really was bad, in several ways!) would never have been enough to beat Kura, so it's still bad. 😎
There is no amount of seasons that they can make this happen, but it won’t continue to be fucking hilarious
huh?
I have my eyes on you, Crogs! Trying to take over the show, eh? Not on my Watch.
What? I thought Josh asked if u could lie for the live task. Y was that cut?
it said in the instructions that contestants did not have to tell the truth.
It always sounds to me like they're pronouncing Kura as Kudda
They do, that’s (approximately) the correct pronunciation of her Māori name. She had a stage show called "Kura shoulda woulda"
That's what most people call rolled r, technically it's flap or tap r but close enough.
Was about to continue watching another video but then I saw this
Paul's water throw should have been counted, because they counted where Kura's ball rolled after the throw
It's the same thing
nah, the ball's roll was still the consequence of the throw.
walking is walking, not throwing; Paul really got about 2.x meters at best (bowl to ground).
There can only be one Alex Horn!
Huh. Odd cut at 13:25.
Ad break?
@@TPH250290 yes, but it’s not a clean ad break. No pan away, no splash screen. Just jump cuts right back into it.
I bet the editor just had a brain fart and a deadline!
@@ktburger659 no it happened in the next episode too. It’s just how they jump cut.
Has there been a reason determined why Kiwis can't say a short e "eh" or short a "ah" sound?
I don't git whin they do it constintly ind I hear it miny times, yis?
Chris! Crocs? Really???? You are out of the club my guy. You have to be straight now. 😂🤣
"First gay men on the moon?"
Apollo missions crews: "hold my beer"😂.....
I would prefer to not know what people do with their genitals in their private time. That's their business.
How funny would it be if a heterosexual contestant just theemd every task about his sexuality
Depends, can you make it funny? When women do that, y'all bitch about them being feminists. 😂
Perpetuating the myth that corsets were oppressive is not worth 2 points. It's worth 0.
Corsets are oppressive IF you are required to wear them, either by law or by cultural/societal pressure. Any article of clothing, particularly if it inhibits movement, has the potential to endanger the wearer's health, and/or the requirement to wear it breaks down along gender lines, is potentially oppressive. This is illustrated by hijabs. Hijabs are not oppressive by themselves, when worn by people who have freely chosen to do so. If you are forced to wear one and the consquences for failing to do so include ostracization, imprisonment and death, then it's oppressive (i.e. see the women's protests in Iran).
Failing to wear a corset in many places in the 18th-19th century marked women as impoverished, insane, morally (and even physically) unclean and/or possibly selling sex. Wearing stays was pretty much required for women to participate in society. That's oppressive. That's not to say that corsets are inherently evil or oppressive. They're not. They provided serious back support to women in the laboring classes doing hard physical work. Many women wore them tightly as an aesthetic choice. BUT, if failing to wear one bars you from normal social life, that's textbook oppression.
If you choose to wear a corset/stays nowadays, cool. I can choose to do so or not. Neither of us will face serious consequences for our choices. The choice is key.
that tantrum was so fucking cringe and it really sums up what's wrong with TM NZ - no one seems authentic except for Paul Williams. i dont connect with any of these people like UK or even AU.
That complaint was so cringe, and it really sums up what is wrong with internet comments - no one has the capacity to offer criticism without making personal attacks (or mockery ;)
Jeremy is just awful
Can’t anything just be funny and entertaining anymore without shoving politics down the audience’s throat? So so sick of it
29:48 Irony: Injustice in scoring due to being a virtue signalling SJW. 🙄
No comedy allowed, Taskmaster??
It is shocking how many people who lack an understanding of comedy choose such a lack of their chief complaint...
You really sound like you have brain damage
are you capable of speaking in something that's not just a string of buzzwords?
Thumbs down for the rocket.
Cry more? It's just about how the contestants accomplish the tasks, don't be a baby
It's coming for you, Daddy. It's coming for you, Daddy. It's gonna come real nice, in the dark.
This is probably the most obnoxious, most virtue signaly cast in ages. Not currently rooting for anybody.
Ah thanks for posting I was about to get to bed. 🫣