"Recalculating" Bart Hopkins Creepypasta 💀 S1E08 DREW BLOOD Dark Tales Podcast

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  • In this eighth episode of Drew Blood, we take an impromptu road trip
    with some questionable navigation.
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    Written by Bart Hopkins
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Komentáře • 67

  • @ephillips0507
    @ephillips0507 Před 2 lety +9

    Sorry I’m late! I was cooking! Now I got my plate and gonna sit back, eat, get fat and happy, smoke that wonderful after supper cig, and hang with The Blood Man. 🩸 Bottoms up! 🥃

  • @trinityfrancis4067
    @trinityfrancis4067 Před 2 lety +6

    Yes im finally first ,big up one of my fav narrators Drew Blood .Nuff love from Trinidad😍😍😍🙏🙏

  • @LuisaD93
    @LuisaD93 Před 2 lety +8

    It’s Drew time !! Always a pleasure! Thanks Drew !!! 🌹 you sounded just fine last week but you sound fine at any time Drew !! This was truly horrific 😬

    • @TdawnT
      @TdawnT Před 2 lety +2

      He was a bit grumpy because he was chewing nicotine gum instead of smoking! Lol

    • @LuisaD93
      @LuisaD93 Před 2 lety +2

      @@TdawnT seemed fine to me lol

    • @jackiemarini3203
      @jackiemarini3203 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes he does 🍄

  • @MDSBock
    @MDSBock Před 2 lety +9

    Great story Bart, keep'em writing... Hasn't been the first time I said it, Drew your the best story teller, narrator of the CT channel, well you got to have a favourite, second n so on n you win Drew....

    • @mbgocrazy
      @mbgocrazy Před 2 lety +1

      Jason hill is my fav all time CT narrator but yeah drew is 3rd my guy Paul J second!

  • @kckittkatt
    @kckittkatt Před 2 lety +5

    Your openings are getting more & more entertaining! Absolutely LOVE your style Drew. Keep it coming please!

  • @vikkijohnson2910
    @vikkijohnson2910 Před 2 lety +2

    Mr Sturdevant is one of the best writers. I love to listen, see or read his stories.

  • @MissIdolize
    @MissIdolize Před 2 lety +4

    I just did not know where this was going. So full of suspense... loved it!

  • @SaintPatrick1970
    @SaintPatrick1970 Před 2 lety +3

    Roll Tide!! Drew! Lol…..great job old buddy, thanks 😎

  • @mandizzlefoshizzle1320
    @mandizzlefoshizzle1320 Před 2 lety +7

    Dagnabbit all! Y'all I'm late! Well, I'd rather be late than run out of AA batteries 😘

  • @sarahhisle5669
    @sarahhisle5669 Před 2 lety +8

    Let's go I love me some Drew Blood!

  • @norapaquette1057
    @norapaquette1057 Před 2 lety +8

    Drew,am enjoying this for a second time.Just can,'t seem to get enough of you. Teehee.Enjoyed your Matthew Mconeghy( sp.) Impression I bet you have also been saving your batman comment forever.lol. Thankyou for everything you do.💜🐾

    • @mandizzlefoshizzle1320
      @mandizzlefoshizzle1320 Před 2 lety +4

      I have to just put this out there... I'm not saying I am Batman, I'm just saying that you have never seen both myself AND Batman in the same room at the same time, ever.
      'Nuf said.

    • @norapaquette1057
      @norapaquette1057 Před 2 lety +2

      @@mandizzlefoshizzle1320 Your secret is safe with me. Teehee💜🐾

  • @TdawnT
    @TdawnT Před 2 lety +4

    Another masterpiece! Thank you Mr. Blood and props to Mr. Sturtevant for the witty jokes.
    Drew, I listened to 2 of the audio books you narrated and looking forward to the third.
    The character voices you did for the Wade H. Garrett books were on point! You have so much talent!!

    • @-Epiphany
      @-Epiphany Před 2 lety +1

      Have u listened to him narratin "till the road runs out".....one of my absolute faves...

  • @CreepingShadows
    @CreepingShadows Před 2 lety +7

    Another great video from you, love your channel so much that it inspired me to start making creepypastas also. I still watch your videos every day, please never stop

  • @laurenmarieny
    @laurenmarieny Před 2 lety +4

    This was such a good story and good writing. I've listened twice now!

  • @susanhorn6401
    @susanhorn6401 Před 2 lety +5

    Texas girl tuning in🥃🥃🥃

  • @raymondfilyau7500
    @raymondfilyau7500 Před 2 lety +4

    Damn!! This one got my heart pumping!! Great job narrating!!

  • @teddydog6229
    @teddydog6229 Před 2 lety +4

    This GPS is my hero ! If they keep listening to the little prankster they’re going to end up in Patagonia.

    • @teddydog6229
      @teddydog6229 Před 2 lety +1

      I know I know. It’s all fun and games until someone gets their lung punctured by a steering column.

  • @sharonmitchell8271
    @sharonmitchell8271 Před 2 lety +5

    Love you Drew

  • @kimberlysawickey4312
    @kimberlysawickey4312 Před 2 lety +3

    LOVE MY WEEKLY VISITS TO CASA DE BLOOD!! OH MY HOW RIGHTEOUS !! BARRY MULLER USED TO BE MY FAVORITE VOICE DREW BUT I GOTTA TELL YA THE BURNOUT CASHIER TOOK IT TODAY LOL.

  • @mvannorden02
    @mvannorden02 Před 2 lety +4

    Awesome story y'all! ❤️ 😊

  • @mjskinner9288
    @mjskinner9288 Před 2 lety +4

    Thank you for another smashing narration 🤙

  • @SpaceCadet2569
    @SpaceCadet2569 Před 2 lety +3

    “Queen Elizabeth, you are a naughty girl”. Made me piss myself. Never going to look at her the same ever again.

  • @joleenphillips2415
    @joleenphillips2415 Před 2 lety +4

    Well heck, Drew. I never trusted those damn GPS. Had so many try to tell me I didn't know where I was going. I know where I'M going but I'm not sure the GPS knows where it's going!

  • @mandizzlefoshizzle1320
    @mandizzlefoshizzle1320 Před 2 lety +15

    Okay so I HAVE to throw this out here. In an uppity Karen-centric area here in Iowa, my mother absolutely LOVED haggling with these entitled biznatches and she was damned good at it.
    Karen: I only used this Prada bag twice, and it was $500 in the store, but I'm trying to get $250 today. It's only two seasons old.
    My mother paid $1. That was literally my inheritance. Bring able to haggle a Karen from hundreds to a buck. Thanks momma! I miss you ❤️

    • @tntwealthsolutions
      @tntwealthsolutions Před 2 lety +5

      Alright alright alright,..

    • @pimpozza
      @pimpozza Před 2 lety +2

      Much love to you, Mand ❤🤗🌹

    • @thebossy1
      @thebossy1 Před 2 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love it!! Cheers to your beloved momma awesome story (😂 I can literally hear the woman talk about her Prada bag that was two seasons old in my head... hilarious)

    • @mandizzlefoshizzle1320
      @mandizzlefoshizzle1320 Před 2 lety

      @@pimpozza what's up?! Haven't heard from you in a hot minute my friend!! How is the other half of the planet doing? 🤣

    • @pimpozza
      @pimpozza Před 2 lety

      @@mandizzlefoshizzle1320 All good, Mandi!! 🤗😘

  • @pimpozza
    @pimpozza Před 2 lety +6

    Top class entertainment! 👏

    • @mq9893
      @mq9893 Před 2 lety +2

      Top class supporter!

    • @pimpozza
      @pimpozza Před 2 lety +1

      @@mq9893 Un bacio grande, Mike 😘

  • @kimberlybugley4566
    @kimberlybugley4566 Před 2 lety +5

    Drew, Yeah !!! Batman 😜

  • @lorrainesaltmarsh2836
    @lorrainesaltmarsh2836 Před 2 lety +3

    Poor Maggie surviving the crash just to be taken by several rattlers. OUCH OUCH OUCH.

  • @sarahhisle5669
    @sarahhisle5669 Před 2 lety +4

    This was a sad an amazing story

  • @Bebecat477
    @Bebecat477 Před 2 lety +2

    Thank you for the great story!

  • @lorrainesaltmarsh2836
    @lorrainesaltmarsh2836 Před 2 lety +2

    I said to myself that I reckon the satnav was going to take them to the accident area from the previous owner. Its like the satnav was haunted . Anyway very well told with the multi voice talent of the fabulous Mr Drew Blood.

  • @jackiemarini3203
    @jackiemarini3203 Před 2 lety +3

    Drew. Blood Yes it's going to be a good day .✌️💙☠️👿🦃🍄🤑☠️🤍🙏🐾🔥😘Thank you Awesome as always 😍😁

  • @spiderblackwidow8747
    @spiderblackwidow8747 Před 2 lety +4

    U sound super . I'm hooked 😆😎🙈🙉🙊

  • @liamhatt8456
    @liamhatt8456 Před 2 lety +4

    You offed Don Johnson? Nooooooooo Haha

  • @-JA-
    @-JA- Před 2 lety +3

    Thank you. ^_^

  • @paulross225
    @paulross225 Před 2 lety +3

    Yessir! 👍🍻👺

  • @lindybeaumont4476
    @lindybeaumont4476 Před 2 lety +3

    Wait....what? Geoff Sturtevant, if you write Drew's scripts, does that mean you do the Hillhound's scripts as well? Are you actually the one with the weird, wonderful and quixotic sense of humour, and Jason merely a shy, retiring soul who's just a brilliant actor? You'll be telling me Santa Claus isn't real next!!!I'm gutted!

    • @geoffsturtevant6023
      @geoffsturtevant6023 Před 2 lety +1

      No, not Jason's! By the way, both Drew and Jason have great senses of humor.

  • @WALKUREX
    @WALKUREX Před 2 lety +4

    Nice

  • @thebossy1
    @thebossy1 Před 2 lety +3

    Let's fckn Gooooo!!!!! 🍾🥂🍹

    • @pimpozza
      @pimpozza Před 2 lety +1

      Love n kisses to the *BEST* Bossy one! 🥂🤗❤🌹💋

    • @thebossy1
      @thebossy1 Před 2 lety +1

      @@pimpozza right back at ya pimp😘😘🥂💋

  • @MyMollyBean
    @MyMollyBean Před rokem +1

    Man this one is sad.
    Such nice people.
    I love scary but this wasn't scary but sad .

  • @satanspit4101
    @satanspit4101 Před 2 lety +5

    36 minutes in. I still don't know what is going to happen. Love suspense slow burns like this. I can't figure out. What is going to happen. Just finished this story. One of the best ones. I have heard listen too. Did satan himself write this lol. Amazing story one of my favorites ever. When she was killed by ten plus snake bites. I flinched. I actually felt sad for both of them. The writer is fantastic. Made me care about those two.

    • @pimpozza
      @pimpozza Před 2 lety +2

      A spoiler alert would have been appreciated

  • @maxsweet3000
    @maxsweet3000 Před rokem

    Great story 😊

  • @lindaarrington9397
    @lindaarrington9397 Před rokem

    Ty drew

  • @mattymayhem1232
    @mattymayhem1232 Před 10 měsíci

    When Drew said she unwittingly woke up SEVEN diamond-back rattlesnakes, my eyes widened and my jaw dropped. I had an experience with a single DB snake 🐍 and I was terrified. I was moving millimeters at the time and the thing still struck out to bite. Fate was on my side because it bit my boot and wasn't able to go through but it lunging at me made me flinch my leg so when it made contact my leg was already moving and thankfully I yeeted it a few feet away but it gave me enough time and room to scramble away. It lunged again but I don't know how close it came because my adrenaline was through the roof and I was getting the hell out of there. All I'm saying is F*CK SNAKES!

  • @sweney04213_
    @sweney04213_ Před 2 lety +1

    I once had a friend who decided to visit and drive for the first time alone from London to Birmingham. That's an average 3 hours drive, he took more than 6
    Turns out that that dumbass s gps or should I say queen Lizzie selected to avoid all motorways 😂😂 , I don't know how is in states but uk is full of lanes where just one car can pass between villages and cities

  • @nicole7041
    @nicole7041 Před 2 měsíci

    I would not buy a GPS (or any other vehicular item) formerly owned by someone that died in a car accident. Also, I would DEFINITELY NOT be going to the last entered destination A.K.A where the former owner died.

  • @askadvice
    @askadvice Před rokem

    "I'm Batman..😎".
    🤣
    Ps- Rule #1
    Don't talk about Fight Club!🤦
    Maybe toke instead🧐👍
    Lol

  • @aliciaharding2272
    @aliciaharding2272 Před 2 lety +3

    I don't know why hearing you repeat "six inches" was so efunny to me.