"Through the gamification of self development, Strava addicts drown out the real world in digital praise and clapping emoji." This sounds funny, but taken out of context it could pass as normal modern philosophy. And that's why we love him.
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Absolutely fantastic. The NPC line was wonderful. The effort you put in to get people to stop running and explain what you are doing must have been exhausting
It seems all the running away at the end of every video was a slow slow build up for this one, the perfect culmination, the perfect climax to years of work. Bravo mister
Some video ideas: - people who jaywalk - pedestrians who follow traffic lights religiously - people who telephone like they own the venue - people who hold back sneezing
@@SystemParanoia Some bullshit in US. Americans can't get their heads around that there are other countries on this planet, and with different laws too.
@@SystemParanoia Crossing the road at any other point than clearly marked pedestrian crossings/traffic lights. Otherwise known as having situational awareness and somewhere to be :^)
@@meditationsfortheanxiousmind So it's a replacement for the selfies I send of my dog in the basket on my bicycle when I ride around town in the weekends? Interesting. It might even be more annoying than my puppy pictures. Sign me up! I won't have to come up with cute captions for the puppy pictures anymore. Truly a triumph of automation!
This randomly came up on my feed. Used to watch this guy. This is kind of hilarious. Never heard of 'Strava'. Our bold narrator is having to look for more and more niche stuff to feel superior to, and make sneering smartarse psychoanalytic comments about. Genuinely hilarious. How about 1973-1976 Beano Admirers next, wee man? The time is right and ripe! :p
The start up to run at the beginning of every clip is killing me 😂
The way they make sure the camera is rolling and then start running 💀
I cannot unsee
Plz dont die
It keeps going and now I have tears in my eyes 😂
You think he doesn't know?
We don't see anybody chasing him in the end because they're opening the app to start a workout first
that "slow down!!" cracked me up
i like when he yells at them.
Couch to 5k is just a gateway drug to full blown strava addiction
"Through the gamification of self development, Strava addicts drown out the real world in digital praise and clapping emoji." This sounds funny, but taken out of context it could pass as normal modern philosophy. And that's why we love him.
Speaking while running makes your voice sound like content aware scale version of you which absolutely cracks me
This joke is so incredibly niche it's hilarious
I absolutely do not get the word combo of "content aware scale version"
@@SumitRana-life314 Search it up lol
“Sociopathic cycle paths”. Magnificent.
Hi I am the guy in the white jacket (cream) if you’d like to continue to support my documentaries and help me set up a legal fund in case strava tries to sue me, you can support me on my buy me a coffee site it’s in the link in the description 👋🏻
(cream)
I bought your book - so that you could earn 0.01 € that way. ❤ (Minus taxes)
Hi I am the guy in the comments (cream)
What are they running from? (cream)
(Scream)
Not a single bike, I think I got out of this one clean ;)
nice rail avatar dude
0:41 ?
Strava is the standard replacement addiction to slow down the mess we did during our 20s
"We" Nah fam, you're a drone who only speaks for yourself, remember that for your 30s.
@@r0br33r sorry. Correction: “the mess some of us did. But not @r0bt33r”.
@@SpaceChimesWe have a winner! 😂
every "SLOW DOWN!!!" has me cracking up.
Run Frankie run. It doesn’t count you didn’t put it on you watch
what an inspiration. the outfits, commitment to the commitment, every shot, every beat. These strava addicts really give me a boost
Absolutely fantastic. The NPC line was wonderful. The effort you put in to get people to stop running and explain what you are doing must have been exhausting
Never thought I’d see strava catching strays on this channel but the internet remains undefeated 😂
The fact you kept up with these stravas is entertaining on its own - bravo!
It seems all the running away at the end of every video was a slow slow build up for this one, the perfect culmination, the perfect climax to years of work. Bravo mister
Script was wonderful and tight
thank you!
thank you!
Wonderful and tight, like their calves 🦵🫦🤌
“A bit like a prisoner” 😂
“They’re driven…which doesn’t even make sense because they’re running everywhere”😂😂
Some video ideas:
- people who jaywalk
- pedestrians who follow traffic lights religiously
- people who telephone like they own the venue
- people who hold back sneezing
phenomenal ideas
What's a jaywalk?
@@SystemParanoia Some bullshit in US. Americans can't get their heads around that there are other countries on this planet, and with different laws too.
I think climbers are overdue for a vid
@@SystemParanoia Crossing the road at any other point than clearly marked pedestrian crossings/traffic lights.
Otherwise known as having situational awareness and somewhere to be :^)
*RECOVERING PROTESTANTS* so true - so funny
frankie running looks like he's constantly hitting the griddy
your form is impeccable🏃🤣🤣🤣🙏
This actually motivated me to go running after a gap of 3 months lmao
I love how he just starts running when he begins each scene
That slowdown in the end run freaking killed me
Franky lookin like a 6 year old wearing his dads shoes
Ok maybe my fav comment ever
@@meditationsfortheanxiousmind
The cycling strava body count is real.
I’ve watched three of this guy’s videos and he officially my favorite person now.
Great job and top dedication to film this one 👍
Thanks for the quick catch-up on what fad the trendies are following this week. You keep me feeling young 😅
These just get better.
i'm so glad this channel came up in my recommended
Couldn't think of a more perfect setting for this than Battersea Park hahaha
More rewarding and less challenging... like heroin. 😂😂 This was 3 minutes of brilliance!
Dude, this channel is refreshing
Man's just absolotely nailed a good 60-70% of my coworkers with this one 🤣
KOM = King Of the Meditation
You deserve a KOM for accuracy in this.
Frankie got dem wicked overpronation! 🙂
I watched this content on my strava app to feel better about myself
I wanna see the strava map trace from making this video
"wellness abuse" hahahaha i love that
Honestly good analysis!
I thought you were talking about Straya, (Australia).😊
I'm old, my hearing is off.
priceless content, contemporary anthropologist
How dare you be so completely accurate?
Here is my activity for the day. I did a run in the park and got a flat white. 😊
i like the commitment, that gets a like from me.
I was checking to see if I had any Strava notifications and got this instead lol
He. Never. Misses
Thanks to both of you. You and the addicts!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
✅️ Kapow! Outstanding 😄
Thanks!
Hey!! very generous thanks so much, I’m gonna buy a Nokia flip phone with this
Unexpected Baudrillard. Nice.
Ahahahahaha, this is comedy gold!
as someone who tracks runs and walks on Strava, I felt this attack.
Perfection
Keep it up everyone who appeared in this video. You are doing great.
I'm out of breath just watching this.
Not a bike in sight. I've just barely missed this one
Please go after cross fit 🙏
Great Idea!!!
Him trying to run LOL
I got the KOM for the mile in my office.
Battersea Park ❤
Recognize Canary Wharf - hope you had a good time in London!
You should start a Meditations for the anxious mind Strava group tbh
If you find strava addicts fascinating, you might like our latest documentary on Australia's First Influencer!
I'm glad I'm too old to know what Strava is. Please don't reply to this comment to provide the definition.
strava is a fitness app that tracks your movements to prove to your NPC workmates that you leave the house on the weekend
the whole clip is an explanation 🤣🤷♂️
@@meditationsfortheanxiousmind So it's a replacement for the selfies I send of my dog in the basket on my bicycle when I ride around town in the weekends? Interesting. It might even be more annoying than my puppy pictures. Sign me up!
I won't have to come up with cute captions for the puppy pictures anymore. Truly a triumph of automation!
@@somerandomnification No, the ones you take at least have a dog.
Hehhehe 😊
I understand that you don't need comments
But I got a giggle from your asking 😊
Gettin pretty specific there big dogg dont 'run' too fast
Literally scrolling Strava while watching this video. This video surely isn't about me
"these recovering protestants" 🤣🤣🤣
Denial is the name of a river in Egypt…
By the end he was running rings around them.
50 miles a week here and good thing that I am too cheap for a Strava subscription 🦅
Strava addicts destroyed in record time. Bravo
Is there a Strava link to this run?
Was some of this shot in Battersea Park?
1:05 that guy don't run
At least its a positive addiction.
It’s the worst one there is, it hurts your knees
it's
Walking/biking > running
Skateboarding > running
@@alicatdotcomtrail running >>>>
This was kinda funny
Hahahha absolutely the best
The autocaptions inexplicably spelling cycle "psycle"
Thanks
I was trying to work out was that Palmerston Park ,Stephen’s Green and the Liffey
Oh my god you’re the second person who has done this on this video, wow thank you!!! Do you want me to sing a song or anything?
Down by the Sally Gardens?
I don’t like Mondays?
Alliliú na gamhna?
Dude you could have paid for a month of strava with that
The guy with the pink tee at 3:30 is wearing a different sock on each leg.
Dude i used to be a strava addict
As someone did 73 miles today, I feel like this is targeting me 😂
OK. The golden age of strava for me was 2012-2017 with cycling and definitely not running.
This randomly came up on my feed. Used to watch this guy. This is kind of hilarious. Never heard of 'Strava'. Our bold narrator is having to look for more and more niche stuff to feel superior to, and make sneering smartarse psychoanalytic comments about. Genuinely hilarious. How about 1973-1976 Beano Admirers next, wee man? The time is right and ripe! :p
Your run don’t count unless it’s posted on strava ! 😂
1:31 💀
Frankie!
Who told u about strava
Strava actually means awesome in my language
slow down XD
Slow down!!
This was stressful to watch
Sixth
"They wont walk, they'll run to the comment section."
SLOW DOWN! lmao