Lior Schleien - America first, Israel second

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  • @pw7225
    @pw7225 Před 7 lety +1379

    Most important skill of all: Being able to laugh about yourself.
    Well done, Israel.
    Greetings from Germany!

    • @nils284
      @nils284 Před 7 lety +12

      PW Es betrifft auch nichtmal mehr unsere Generation, warum sollten wir uns schuldig fühlen für das, was wir nicht getan haben? ^^

    • @pw7225
      @pw7225 Před 7 lety +56

      Das meinte ich gar nicht.
      Außerdem klingst Du wie ein 12-jähriger, der den Begriff 'historische Verantwortung' nicht verstanden hat.

    • @nils284
      @nils284 Před 7 lety +16

      PW Was hat "über sich selbst lachen können" mit historischer Verantwortung zu tun? Wir hängen doch nichtmal deutsche Flaggen auf, nur um nicht als Nazis abgestempelt zu werden. In anderen Ländern wie z.B. den USA ist das ganz normal. Bei uns ist Patriotismus=Nazismus. Ich denke schon, dass wir alle unserer Vergangenheit bewusst sind.

    • @gemme4486
      @gemme4486 Před 7 lety +21

      Was hat "über sich selbst lachen können" mit Schuldgefühlen zu tun?Machst du das öfter?Kommentare suchen, die auch nur im entferntesten mit deinen Minderwertigkeitskomplexen zu tun haben, um an den Haaren herbeigezogene Diskussionen zu führen?

    • @syndicate1071
      @syndicate1071 Před 7 lety +3

      Aphex Wabo Nkyy hat schon Recht.

  • @brovahkiin4302
    @brovahkiin4302 Před 7 lety +454

    As a German, I'm so glad to see the people of Israel openly joking about the past and working with the German TV show. not that I didn't expect it it just made me smile, especially in times like these I'm glad it was possible to rebuild a friendship between the countries :)

    • @g.m.5550
      @g.m.5550 Před 7 lety +13

      kannst du nicht auf englisch argumentieren? das hier sind internationale Diskussionen ..

    • @brovahkiin4302
      @brovahkiin4302 Před 7 lety +5

      One Piece Future naja es gab schon damals dominant jüdische Städte Und reiche, beispielsweise zur Zeit vor (und während) der römischen Besetzung. Das ist eben der Lauf der Geschichte, reiche und Länder fallen und werden neu aufgebaut. Deutschland wie es heute ist, gibt es auch erst seit "kurzem"

    • @senpaiwillnevernoticeyou1188
      @senpaiwillnevernoticeyou1188 Před 7 lety +8

      One Piece Future du bist ein rassist oder?

    • @user-xj5rd9yt4p
      @user-xj5rd9yt4p Před 7 lety +2

      Das "Rauchverbot neben dem Duschen" war nicht komisch

    • @TheGaliciaboy95
      @TheGaliciaboy95 Před 7 lety +1

      חנה קלצקין Ohhhj.....geh doch heulen....Ihr seid wesentlich schlimmer als die Nazis damals!!!

  • @maikdft
    @maikdft Před 7 lety +385

    "A big fan, that's a huge compliment from a guy whose worst fear is a big fan!" xD

  • @SH1974
    @SH1974 Před 7 lety +166

    Nice sarcasm and excellent humor,
    packed in a really good made Video.
    Big RESPECT from Switzerland.

    • @YoavPeretz
      @YoavPeretz Před 7 lety +15

      The Swiss video was AWESOME too. I have many Swiss relatives and I laughed so bad when I've watched Switzerland Second.
      Greetings from Israel!

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt Před 7 lety +7

      Shalom friend

    • @gilperry9751
      @gilperry9751 Před 3 lety

      hoi

  • @UltraFCBasel
    @UltraFCBasel Před 7 lety +368

    iranian and israelis should be friends. the people from iran respects you. greetings from an iranian guy :)

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt Před 7 lety +45

      I live in Israel but I have Iranian friends. I love them :D greetings back !

    • @UltraFCBasel
      @UltraFCBasel Před 7 lety +20

      thnak you :)

    • @painite9972
      @painite9972 Před 7 lety +18

      greetings from Israel!

    • @2pacsaudi713
      @2pacsaudi713 Před 7 lety

      UltraFCBasel. Dose American would satisfy you

    • @user-jh5oy6zu9j
      @user-jh5oy6zu9j Před 6 lety +1

      We were until the iraq iran war that turned iran from ally to enemy

  • @BlumenpfefferArtists
    @BlumenpfefferArtists Před 7 lety +124

    I can't choose between Israel and Switzerland, both are hilarious ! AHAVA to all Israel !

    • @queenofthorns6746
      @queenofthorns6746 Před 7 lety +5

      Germany's was great but this one is basically a hilarious roast yourself challenge.

    • @FocusAG
      @FocusAG Před 4 lety

      Just see the Portuguese.. trust me You will love it. It's dark

  • @EscapeIxTxI
    @EscapeIxTxI Před 7 lety +162

    This is the best video of them all ;) Greetings from the Netherlands (Netherlands second!!)

    • @hsv99finn
      @hsv99finn Před 7 lety +1

      EscapeIxTxI my Favoriten is still Luxemburg but this is also nice

    • @Andrew-jv7tc
      @Andrew-jv7tc Před 7 lety +1

      Nederland is nog het best. Ik lach nog aan Zwarte Piet lol. Groentjes uit America!

    • @footcharaf
      @footcharaf Před 7 lety +1

      even your pic is Orange !! WHYYYYYY !!

  • @menchTV
    @menchTV Před 7 lety +310

    Fun fact: Iran was among the first countries to recognise Israel as an official state, then un-recognised it after the revolution in 1979. Still, cheers from Iran

    • @kornburg14
      @kornburg14 Před 7 lety +1

      menchx do you still live there?

    • @user-ll3kv1hb7r
      @user-ll3kv1hb7r Před 7 lety +17

      ExpectTheRevolution You clearly didn't understood who this guy is and what he was saying

    • @gzoten_785
      @gzoten_785 Před 7 lety +3

      menchx at that day the Iranians stabbed their Palestinian brothers in the back. sad thing

    • @gabiedubin
      @gabiedubin Před 7 lety +1

      wasn't the same iran...

    • @spacejunk2186
      @spacejunk2186 Před 7 lety +7

      LoL fuck palestine, you aren't brothers.

  • @mikaraeven276
    @mikaraeven276 Před 7 lety +589

    This. Is. Awesome. I am German and I totaly love this hilarious video!

    • @DieAlbaner2011
      @DieAlbaner2011 Před 7 lety +1

      Wanderhode da hast du recht einfach krank dieses Land einfach krank! STOP KILL SYRISNS FUCKKING MURDERS!!!!

    • @DieAlbaner2011
      @DieAlbaner2011 Před 7 lety +1

      Wanderhode besser gesagt bist du dumm oder tust du nur so? welche nationalität haben denn die im gazastreifen denen unrecht getan wird, oder in Syrien?? Oh Mann bitte lesen lernen!

    • @DieAlbaner2011
      @DieAlbaner2011 Před 7 lety +2

      Wanderhode genau, du checket es echt nicht dein staat deutschland wo auch die lehrbücher her sind ist genauso korrupt wie israel die völkermorde begehen, klar das es in Geschichtsbüchern vielleicht anders steht, doch die Wahrheit ist isreal sind völkermörder!!! palestina, syrien etc du brauchst mir nichts zu erzählen und wenn du wirklich denkst palestina oder
      Syrien ist schuld an der ganzen Sache hat man dir genauso in den Kopf geschissen wie die ganzen Lobbyisten die überhaupt diese Kriege führen

    • @DieAlbaner2011
      @DieAlbaner2011 Před 7 lety +1

      Wanderhode keine Ahnung was du meinst rede klartext klar lese ich mir das durch

    • @SpamDesTodes
      @SpamDesTodes Před 7 lety +16

      haha wenn sich 2 Antisemitische Schwurbler streiten :D
      gefällt mir!

  • @rolfbause9523
    @rolfbause9523 Před 7 lety +395

    Touché Israel... touché :)! - Greetings from Germany

    • @AnomadAlaska
      @AnomadAlaska Před 7 lety +65

      A German recognizing Israel with a French expression! Muy perfecto Señor!

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt Před 7 lety +10

      We love Germany. It wasn't a hit against u as much as it's poking fun :P

    • @LordCLecter
      @LordCLecter Před 7 lety +10

      "touché" is widely used in English, as is "bon vivant", "bon appetit" or even the German "Zeitgeist"
      Globalisation, baby.... the dark ages are long over ;-)

  • @kerolosemil7733
    @kerolosemil7733 Před 7 lety +142

    Greetings from coptic Egyptians , peace ✌🏻

  • @Infomensch
    @Infomensch Před 7 lety +38

    One of the best, love it. Amazing as a german to watch the host joking with his guests about his german grandfather being send to the chambers -and they take this and everybody makes fun of the Germans/Nazis. I almost cried a tear for that to see. Didn't know this is the way they handle it today. Makes me so happy.

  • @user-su6nq1ds9k
    @user-su6nq1ds9k Před 7 lety +215

    This is even better than the first version. Your country is beautiful.
    Greetings from Russia :-)

    • @shanilemeow2942
      @shanilemeow2942 Před 7 lety +5

      Schwarz סתום, אחי. יש פה מלא תמיכה מגרמניה ואנשים שקיבלו את הבדיחות שעשינו על גרמניה, ומבינים את התפישה שלנו על בדיחות שואה. אתה סתם אידיוט. גרמניה היא ליברלית

    • @helianthus5381
      @helianthus5381 Před 7 lety +1

      Shani LeMeow dafuq

    • @mayacohen658
      @mayacohen658 Před 7 lety

      fuck you then

    • @aminekaoukab4547
      @aminekaoukab4547 Před 7 lety +2

      Israel doesn't exist a colonial system , some white boys from europ want a land in middle east go back to europ

    • @Mrbla-eg5xq
      @Mrbla-eg5xq Před 4 lety

      (:

  • @duden1788
    @duden1788 Před 7 lety +413

    Greetings from Germany

  • @s.a.3009
    @s.a.3009 Před 7 lety +69

    Respect for Israel!
    Greetings from Afghanistan

  • @MaxB00M
    @MaxB00M Před 7 lety +242

    Are those dislikes coming from the people who hate everything from israel, no matter what ? Cause the video is actually pretty funny

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt Před 7 lety +47

      I agree, it's sad to see it. As an Israeli I really like this show, they always make fun of our leaders and everything here with very good points. But some people just hear that we are Israelis and rage.
      Middle East needs more humor less religion.

    • @onepiecefuture2905
      @onepiecefuture2905 Před 7 lety +1

      FasterThanSound
      Israel kills palestine peole they are a terror organisation. Are you inform about that

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt Před 7 lety +22

      One Piece Future Stop lying Shanks

    • @moonflash007
      @moonflash007 Před 7 lety +17

      I'm muslim and I liked this video ^^ Even though we can have disagreements about foreign policy and politics at the end of the day all people want peace and that is what should matter ! Also this video was hilarious lol

    • @muslimturkislam1396
      @muslimturkislam1396 Před 7 lety +2

      Moon Flash
      Whats about PALASTINE????!!!

  • @lisab5348
    @lisab5348 Před 7 lety +47

    One of my favourites so far, good job!

  • @CamaroMann
    @CamaroMann Před 7 lety +217

    "Fake jews", lol. Great work, guys!

    • @dilennoris6547
      @dilennoris6547 Před 7 lety +19

      شرف الدين الغرناطي #triggered

    • @mrxmed2857
      @mrxmed2857 Před 7 lety +7

      شرف الدين الغرناطي totally agree brother love from morocco

    • @footcharaf
      @footcharaf Před 4 lety

      יובל מוזס
      We did not ask your Help
      Destroying countries and playing the hero role :( so smart
      The show will not end here :)

    • @theodorherzl4695
      @theodorherzl4695 Před 4 lety +2

      Everything is fake about them even this: www.bitchute.com/video/DxNSAd3p705P/

  • @heeily9481
    @heeily9481 Před 7 lety +63

    I LOVE ISRAEL

    • @______7514
      @______7514 Před 7 lety +4

      Jaegerboss Why?

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt Před 7 lety +9

      I love Germany back :D

    • @muslimturkislam1396
      @muslimturkislam1396 Před 7 lety +8

      I LOVE PALASTINE

    • @heeily9481
      @heeily9481 Před 7 lety +6

      haha wir sich dann hier gleich die Antisemiten tummeln, verpiist euch einfach in eure Löcher zurück :D

    • @muslimturkislam1396
      @muslimturkislam1396 Před 7 lety +3

      Jaegerboss
      Habe semitische Freunde- Araber☺ Hoffe du weisst wie paradox dein Satz klingt.

  • @aPache43211
    @aPache43211 Před 7 lety +29

    this is so far one of the best of them haha so dark I can't handle the humor-LOVE IT!
    Greetings from Germany :)

  • @anonym2002a
    @anonym2002a Před 7 lety +42

    Greeting from India

  • @faissalaouragh8170
    @faissalaouragh8170 Před 7 lety +60

    Greetings from Morocco..

  • @FinnReinhardt
    @FinnReinhardt Před 7 lety +29

    This is a masterpiece
    -Greetings from germany

  • @monilibertine
    @monilibertine Před 7 lety +56

    i love your humor!!! and btw Austrian Christoph Waltz actor's ex wife is Jewish and his kids...hello from Austria!!

    • @hiimetai7547
      @hiimetai7547 Před 7 lety +5

      glad you like it! greetings from Israel :)

    • @smokjah
      @smokjah Před 5 lety

      Cristoph Waltz will be a total wiener as grandfather,he will be HUGE! :) Shalom to Austria from Israel!

  • @andreasbeckert6669
    @andreasbeckert6669 Před 7 lety +76

    I'm from Germany and i have to say your version of "nanana (country) second" was one of the best so far. The Mengele stuff was a bit overboard, but who am I to tell you what to laugh about. It was a great video. The part with the golden showers was the most hilarious part.

    • @shanilemeow2942
      @shanilemeow2942 Před 7 lety +2

      Mark Morris סתום. זו הייתה תגובה מקסימה ואפילו לא מסכימה לגמרי עם הבדיחות שואה ואתה אומר חרא. אנחנו לא טובים יותר צאף אחד, ותזכור לאיזה מקומות תפישות עולם לאומניות כאלה הביאו אותנו.

    • @barak363363
      @barak363363 Před 7 lety +12

      Mark Morris I think you are fake, because no israeli talks like that. You just want to make people hate us, so you talk "as an israeli" but in fact you aren't one.

  • @user-uk1tl4ct9y
    @user-uk1tl4ct9y Před 7 lety +105

    Good video! Loved the fan joke and the fact that you picked up so much dumb shit Trump said. Really funny. Seems like you've got a good chance becoming second :D

  • @barrackollama7077
    @barrackollama7077 Před 7 lety +66

    still love this Video
    -from Palestine.

  • @mehdighk6486
    @mehdighk6486 Před 7 lety +162

    Greetings from Morocco :)

    • @marokaisrael
      @marokaisrael Před 7 lety +19

      greetings to morocco :)

    • @Hhus01
      @Hhus01 Před 7 lety +7

      mehdi ghk Fucking Berbens

    • @a.elhamzaoui1124
      @a.elhamzaoui1124 Před 7 lety +6

      Zu Ehren des Hans Wurst was ist dein Problem?

    • @mehdighk6486
      @mehdighk6486 Před 7 lety +5

      Palestine HAHA they support the terrorist of Polisario.

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt Před 7 lety +6

      Salam Aleykum bro, from Israel.

  • @benedictus5657
    @benedictus5657 Před 7 lety +21

    This is the damn best one so far! Im from Germany as well and laughed my ass of!
    Pls make Israel second it really deserves it :D

  • @aroddo2953
    @aroddo2953 Před 7 lety +101

    this was awesome. one can see why you control hollywood. :D
    Greetings from Germany!

    • @theodorherzl4695
      @theodorherzl4695 Před 4 lety +3

      Remember it's anti-semitic if you mention this but not if they do it. Same with banking, academia, military industrial complex, the entertainment industry etc.

    • @gevorgvanarmenie9788
      @gevorgvanarmenie9788 Před 4 lety

      @@theodorherzl4695 semetic is a race. Jews actually don't have a race. They are connected just with their religion.

    • @Eran_L
      @Eran_L Před 3 lety +1

      @@theodorherzl4695 And what is the problem woth that? Black americans say the N word in every sentence.

    • @levand3673
      @levand3673 Před 3 lety

      @@gevorgvanarmenie9788 that's wrong.
      Jews are a ethno-religious group.

  • @HypermarketCommodity
    @HypermarketCommodity Před 7 lety +33

    jewish Humor i love it since i read all Kishon books.

  • @nilsmullah3447
    @nilsmullah3447 Před 7 lety +160

    that mengele joke :D
    nice humor! greetings from germany!

    • @Ockerlord
      @Ockerlord Před 7 lety +4

      kurze Erklärung wäre nett, bin wohl zu blöde den Witz zu kapieren :D

    • @zaldarion
      @zaldarion Před 7 lety +4

      I think it's about the separation of the people who has to use "the shower". left into barracks right to take a shower. I don't know if this is right, but to me it makes sense

    • @Nickname_42
      @Nickname_42 Před 7 lety +1

      mengele hatte zwar nen doktor.. aber war zu blöde um in eine richtung zu zeigen.. kurze erklärung

    • @MayhemicMAD
      @MayhemicMAD Před 7 lety +8

      "Humor ist, wenn man trotzdem lacht."

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt Před 7 lety +5

      Greetings back. Guten Tag ^^

  • @albaperez2664
    @albaperez2664 Před 7 lety +98

    Dear Israel, you are the only one that don't really need to ask to be second! Because you really ARE... Your version is the best one!! Greetings from a Moroccan girl :D

  • @lyncala
    @lyncala Před 7 lety +134

    I'm from germany and I love this, good job^^still must say I feel conflicted about holocaust jokes because I was teached that way that its a serious matter and some ppl still suffer from it but then, I think using humor is a good way to move on without being held off from the past

    • @yjohnnyy618
      @yjohnnyy618 Před 7 lety +50

      welcome to israel, the world capital of dark humor.
      we are allways saying, "we are jews with everything we went through, if we didn't have dark humor, we didn't have humor at all...

    • @nickiwagner8235
      @nickiwagner8235 Před 7 lety +1

      lyncala I have Israeli friends and when they came up with this kind of jokes I was so shocked at first 😄😂

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt Před 7 lety +11

      As an Israeli, please feel free to tell me any joke, as long as it's remotely funny or creative I'll laugh. Shalom
      I bet Jew did Nazi that coming...

    • @leonbuchmuller2685
      @leonbuchmuller2685 Před 7 lety

      .

    • @Hadrian1993
      @Hadrian1993 Před 7 lety +12

      A Pole is making a confession to a priest.
      -Father, I hid a Jew.
      -That's nothing wrong. Other way it is a good thing to do.
      -Father, I made him to pay everyday.
      -That is nothing to be ashamed. Your risked your life.
      -Should I tell him that the war is long gone?

  • @ThailibanMedia
    @ThailibanMedia Před 7 lety +8

    Well played Israel. Greeting from the shower guys.

  • @IchabodCrane71
    @IchabodCrane71 Před 7 lety +18

    Hillariously good. So good, total winner! It´s the best, believe me, i checked it on Breitbart.
    And greetings from Berlin btw

  • @TheMylium
    @TheMylium Před 7 lety +78

    Big love from Germany ❤️ :D

    • @xvenge4nce193
      @xvenge4nce193 Před 7 lety +1

      TheMylium ?

    • @TheMylium
      @TheMylium Před 7 lety

      Or „Greetings from Germany“, if you prefer ;-)
      I just love strangers who speak German :D

  • @iplaystuff2465
    @iplaystuff2465 Před 7 lety +40

    After mostly weak videos, finally another good one.

    • @queenofthorns6746
      @queenofthorns6746 Před 7 lety +5

      I think Israel, Germany, and Switzerland are the best ones.

  • @Samo46dr
    @Samo46dr Před 7 lety +46

    greeting from Gaza

  • @menteselecta2987
    @menteselecta2987 Před 7 lety +66

    "We circumcise our babies just to make sure that their penis won't look like he's wearing a pocho" Hahahah good one! Greetings from Colombia!

  • @Aintnofrankinthisone
    @Aintnofrankinthisone Před 7 lety +14

    Greetings from Bavaria!

  • @thedave0207
    @thedave0207 Před 7 lety +20

    😂😂Greetings from the Netherlands

  • @vanyadolly
    @vanyadolly Před 7 lety +45

    This one is great! And so educational too

  • @victorbotas5637
    @victorbotas5637 Před 7 lety +10

    One Of The Best Second Country Videos!
    Congratulations Israel From Portugal!

  • @cutterhamer
    @cutterhamer Před 7 lety +33

    That's great! But sorry israel, switzerland is the second. We have Theodor Herzel. That's make switzerland greater!!! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. :-)

    • @sharonefee1426
      @sharonefee1426 Před 4 lety

      But he still wanted to have a Jewish country. XD Anyway, it's not a real competition. No coutry is perfect :)

  • @cotzker
    @cotzker Před 3 lety +10

    פעם ראשונה שאני רואה את הגאונות הזו
    נקרעתי

  • @FinnAesthetic
    @FinnAesthetic Před 7 lety +20

    bad bad Germans.. hahaha greetings from Germany

  • @TheQlamour
    @TheQlamour Před 7 lety +71

    Greetings from a Muslim living in Germany. ❤❤ we are all one!

  • @kevinstarlike
    @kevinstarlike Před 7 lety +6

    "don't smoke near the showers"
    I. Fucking. Died.

  • @cubi804
    @cubi804 Před 7 lety +17

    I'm German and this is one of the best! pretty dark humour! like it! :-) b

  • @DerDiskotier
    @DerDiskotier Před 7 lety +13

    Holy shit! That's a tough one. Well done, Israel!

  • @apfelschorle1988
    @apfelschorle1988 Před 7 lety +48

    Why everybody understood the "Von Ihnen aus links oder von mir aus?".

    • @Yuval012
      @Yuval012 Před 7 lety +27

      Apfel Schorle they didn't... the one with the glasses laughed as a joke like he understood, and said "yeah it's what my grandfather said too" (and his grandparents borned in Yemen..)

    • @monastangley561
      @monastangley561 Před 7 lety +1

      I didn´t. :(

    • @Deolrin
      @Deolrin Před 7 lety +2

      I'm Israeli and I didn't get it. Care to explain please?

    • @muece
      @muece Před 7 lety +63

      Mengele was a doctor and worked in Auschwitz. He experimented on humans and decided who's still 'useful' for him and who has to die immediately. When he told someone to go on the left side, it meant that person is about to get killed right away

    • @WhistleFantasy
      @WhistleFantasy Před 7 lety +11

      The woman that answered apparently understood it, since she repeated it with a Persian accent in Hebrew. Or she was told the meaning in advance (this show is scripted).

  • @jorensjuppner7283
    @jorensjuppner7283 Před 7 lety +20

    nice :D
    greetings from germany

  • @yuvalseri7859
    @yuvalseri7859 Před 7 lety +42

    Omfg this is hilarious. I fucking love my country.

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt Před 7 lety +2

      גם אני XD

    • @levlonog
      @levlonog Před 7 lety +1

      Idan DrMeyuw my name is Idan Too! I've never seen someone who has the same name :)

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt Před 7 lety +2

      levlonog What ? lol
      Where are you from ? It's a pretty common name in Israel.

    • @aminekaoukab4547
      @aminekaoukab4547 Před 7 lety +1

      who doesn't love the coutry who kills children

    • @udlauchstmacshauchny2521
      @udlauchstmacshauchny2521 Před 7 lety

      Amine Kaoukab I was about to type the same thing! I agree. :)

  • @PaulaHoell
    @PaulaHoell Před 7 lety +18

    Very well done! :D
    And extremely funny introduction too!

  • @jhonhani1488
    @jhonhani1488 Před 7 lety +13

    I`m so sad, i`ve never been to Israel , seems to be a lovely country :D

  • @NochSoEinKaddiFan
    @NochSoEinKaddiFan Před 7 lety +6

    That was absolutely AWESOME!!! :D
    One of the best videos in the project for sure, great cut, great text, ist true, really good text, great humor. Isarel seems to be first among the seconds :)

  • @Hhus01
    @Hhus01 Před 7 lety +27

    #freepalestine

    • @user-ds1qf9wb3m
      @user-ds1qf9wb3m Před 7 lety +4

      Zu Ehren des Hans Wurst nazi

    • @onepiecefuture2905
      @onepiecefuture2905 Před 7 lety +8

      Zu Ehren des Hans Wurst
      FREIHEIT FÜR GAZA UND PALÄSTINA

    • @ForeverLPT
      @ForeverLPT Před 7 lety +1

      JMextreme jaja alles Nazis xd
      ich als Kommunist finde die nazikeule sowas von minderbemittelt ^^

  • @marrocainboy8865
    @marrocainboy8865 Před 7 lety +26

    this is Not Israel this is palestina

    • @Yuval012
      @Yuval012 Před 7 lety +19

      no, palestine it's south to Narnia

    • @FireOfTheDrgon
      @FireOfTheDrgon Před 7 lety +7

      never was palestine , never going to be .
      THE END

    • @muslimturkislam1396
      @muslimturkislam1396 Před 7 lety +3

      👍Forever Palastine

    • @yigalgurevitch2936
      @yigalgurevitch2936 Před 7 lety +2

      yes this is Palestine. it is not an arab nor islamic land. arab and islamic land is "saudi Arabia". arab muslims are occupiers + of 21 other countries they occupy. palestine is a jewish land. and jews have the authority to call it as the jews please.

    • @muslimturkislam1396
      @muslimturkislam1396 Před 7 lety +1

      יגאל גורביץ
      Stop with the lies!

  • @johannesgieseler2251
    @johannesgieseler2251 Před 7 lety +4

    wer ist noch Deutsch und kann nicht mehr aufhören zu Lachen 😂

  • @Zetauri
    @Zetauri Před 7 lety +14

    Aliens first, hoomons second

  • @casa8017
    @casa8017 Před 7 lety +100

    As a moroccan I love Israel! We lived in Morocco together for more than 100 years in peace! Morocco ❤ Israel!!

  • @ljbroussard5519
    @ljbroussard5519 Před 7 lety +8

    "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." ~ George Santayana.
    "Those who cannot laugh at their own pasts are screwed, total losers. So sad." ~ Me.
    ( Cette vidéo c'est est hilarante. Bien joué, l'Israël ! )

  • @KennyNGA
    @KennyNGA Před 7 lety +45

    palestina First Israel second

    • @Yuval012
      @Yuval012 Před 7 lety +14

      Kenny what is palestine? it's some kind of disease?

    • @Majin_Mustafa
      @Majin_Mustafa Před 7 lety +10

      Liran c you and your mother is a kind of disease

    • @empireoflightz
      @empireoflightz Před 7 lety +6

      Kenny you sound exactly like Trump, oh the irony.

    • @michalperach984
      @michalperach984 Před 7 lety +4

      Liran does not represent all Israelis. He has horrible opinions, not all of us.

    • @DieAlbaner2011
      @DieAlbaner2011 Před 7 lety +2

      Michal Perach like it man i hope this war will end fast.. Peace

  • @zeynepcevik1010
    @zeynepcevik1010 Před 7 lety +10

    Wow, great video! Greetings from Austria.

  • @alexa4117
    @alexa4117 Před 7 lety +10

    Shit I'm watching all the second videos right now... we cant really compete with them haha. Very funny video!
    Greetings from Germany

  • @Idan-tc5rt
    @Idan-tc5rt Před 7 lety +18

    I'm from Israel and I love Iranians. I hope you don't hate us all because our retarded government rhetoric.
    I know that your government doesn't speak for all of you. Salam.
    And Guten Tag for Germany & Goededag for Netherlands for starting this awesome campaign :D

    • @Someone-bz3el
      @Someone-bz3el Před 7 lety +1

      Israeli govt says it won't tolerate Irans attacks on Israel or Iran support and funding for terrorism in Israel - "retarded government rhetoric" to typical Israeli leftist brainless

    • @Tamir-Barkahan
      @Tamir-Barkahan Před 7 lety

      All the smolanim like you are cringeworthy. Seriously? Iran actively works to kill Jews throughout the world and the government is "retarded" for speaking out against this? You're a goddamn genius.

    • @hiimetai7547
      @hiimetai7547 Před 7 lety +2

      seems like the Yeminim can't understand that there is diffrences between people and goverment.

    • @Tamir-Barkahan
      @Tamir-Barkahan Před 7 lety +1

      Seems the smolanim have yet to realise that the government is democratically-elected by the people.

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt Před 7 lety +1

      I'm not even a Smolani, just not a hater like you. I think most people just want to live in peace.

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 Před 7 lety +15

    lol great sense of humour =)

  • @felixr.4177
    @felixr.4177 Před 7 lety +15

    that's so funny ( i am german)

  • @corbeau-_-
    @corbeau-_- Před 7 lety +4

    "when the german people ask me something, I do it! I don't just do it, I do exactly what they ask!" ahaha
    great video, the best wishes from the Netherlands. Tremendous efforts have been made, great videos from all over the world, fantastic!

  • @KingAlpaca
    @KingAlpaca Před 7 lety +15

    Starts at 2:27

  • @tobik9278
    @tobik9278 Před 7 lety +4

    I laughed so hard about that "big fan" joke that I peed myself a little bit (good golden shower) 😂
    Great, great video.
    Greetings vom Germany 👋🏻

  • @kornburg14
    @kornburg14 Před 7 lety +5

    One of the best "second" vidoes
    i saw so far XD Some jokes was so dark, like my slaves
    greetings from germany :)

  • @TheNrwfighter
    @TheNrwfighter Před 7 lety +11

    Good Video, greatings from germany

  • @CrispyRob
    @CrispyRob Před 7 lety +19

    😂😂

  • @jitkasoliman7580
    @jitkasoliman7580 Před 7 lety +6

    Perfect!!! LOL!!srael won the competition. Greetings from Germany!

  • @abby-tr5ib
    @abby-tr5ib Před 7 lety +11

    best one

  • @spitymaeh
    @spitymaeh Před 7 lety +34

    lol so funny. Much love from Germany.

  • @antoniocesaro5176
    @antoniocesaro5176 Před 7 lety +18

    This was awesome !! :D why so many disslikes ?

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt Před 7 lety +9

      They hate us for existing, not just our leaders or anything. Even when we make fun of ourselves it hurts them somehow. They will never be able to laugh at themselves & stay stuck in the 7th century :)

    • @antoniocesaro5176
      @antoniocesaro5176 Před 7 lety +3

      Humans are just garbage my friend i know how you feeling :) im a gypsy from germany and i love u guys our people have gone trough the same thing ,we will always feel conected with you guys :)

    • @greenman7210
      @greenman7210 Před 7 lety

      Antonio Cesaro German and Israel good friends(:, the Nazis killed half from my family, but I love German you changed and you are good people (:. (from Israel)

    • @antoniocesaro5176
      @antoniocesaro5176 Před 7 lety

      gamepro go im a gypsy my friend just because i live in germany it doesent make me a german :D so sad .. the nazis killed a lot of my Familiy too .. i just can tell u that some germans are very nice and against nazis but some other germans are still freaking racists espacilly now because of the many refugees coming to germany

    • @queenofthorns6746
      @queenofthorns6746 Před 7 lety

      Because some people hit dislike if they even see the word "Israel"

  • @maue11
    @maue11 Před 7 lety +66

    israel is already first , why u guys want to be second ??

    • @marokaisrael
      @marokaisrael Před 7 lety +4

      haha

    • @Macorian
      @Macorian Před 7 lety +4

      Indeed!

    • @pierphurba3928
      @pierphurba3928 Před 7 lety +5

      >> When you want to win every competition, then also the competition to be second is important.
      Unfortunately we, the Netherlands, are one step ahead of you.
      But still we wish you a good and sporty game.
      See you at the price ceremony..

  • @simplysalamat7893
    @simplysalamat7893 Před 7 lety +12

    Love and greetings from Iran ❤

  • @MegaLilli123
    @MegaLilli123 Před 7 lety +6

    that video makes me love israel more

  • @benoba3352
    @benoba3352 Před 7 lety +2

    I am a Dutch Israeli so this is just the best.

  • @DerCheckerzeigts
    @DerCheckerzeigts Před 7 lety +11

    Did you mean palestine?

    • @Yuval012
      @Yuval012 Před 7 lety +11

      the only problem there was never such country as palestine...

    • @DerCheckerzeigts
      @DerCheckerzeigts Před 7 lety +1

      The only problem was the zionist assholes

    • @DerCheckerzeigts
      @DerCheckerzeigts Před 7 lety +1

      Haha, wie bitte?

    • @Someone-bz3el
      @Someone-bz3el Před 7 lety

      yeah these assholes occupying this land for 3000 years how cant they know it belongs to muslims

  • @Nope-ln4yj
    @Nope-ln4yj Před 4 lety +4

    A BIG FAN; THATS A HUGE COMPLIMENT FROM A GUY WHOSE WORST FEAR IS A BIG FAN I LAUGHED MY ASS OF SO HARD

  • @SeanStrife
    @SeanStrife Před 7 lety +5

    Man... I was dead set on Finland being the funniest one so far but... goddamn, Israel's really making a case for themselves here, I might have to rethink this. And I should be more qualified to speak as to who should be second... seeing as I'm American.

  • @mehdikharrat
    @mehdikharrat Před 7 lety +19

    lmao
    great video ..
    greetings from Morocco ❤

  • @agonagoni1315
    @agonagoni1315 Před 7 lety +27

    Long live Israel from Albania

  • @Idan-tc5rt
    @Idan-tc5rt Před 7 lety +3

    Even when we make fun of ourselves some racists come to dislike it cuz they are triggered by our existence...
    Learn to laugh at yourself, your past, your leaders, even your own opinions. If you do that maybe you will have better time improving your own countries too (instead of being stuck in the past).

    • @jamescooper5028
      @jamescooper5028 Před 7 lety +1

      Idan DrMeyuw
      it doesnt matter what you do, for the racist scums is everything wrong.

  • @the-mushroom-is-on-fire4759

    nice ....greetings from Germany to Israel.

  • @janed1946
    @janed1946 Před 5 lety +6

    I started crying before the actual video started hahaha good one israel!! (- German)

  • @mxewris2355
    @mxewris2355 Před 7 lety +2

    This was definitely one of the best so far :)

  • @janniksiewert7732
    @janniksiewert7732 Před 7 lety +3

    Best video of the "competition" so long :D

  • @karm5431
    @karm5431 Před 5 lety +4

    Greetings from India 😉

  • @rajahindustani5528
    @rajahindustani5528 Před 6 lety +2

    Love Israel 😄😙😘😚from india

  • @adler3796
    @adler3796 Před 7 lety +45

    #FREEPALASTINE

    • @Yuval012
      @Yuval012 Před 7 lety +17

      from Hamas??

    • @Majin_Mustafa
      @Majin_Mustafa Před 7 lety +8

      Liran c #FREEPALESTINE

    • @adler3796
      @adler3796 Před 7 lety +3

      Liran c From a Human

    • @adler3796
      @adler3796 Před 7 lety +1

      Odins warrior /Deutscher Krieger Klar. Anti Krieg Anti Hass.

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt Před 7 lety +3

      #FreeGazaFromMorocco

  • @kaidrache2395
    @kaidrache2395 Před 7 lety +7

    Great video! Probably the tenth or eleventh "second" vid I've looked today, but this one is extremely great. Love the shameless humor ;)
    Greetings from Germany guys, keep the good work up.

  • @YasserOtmaniTV
    @YasserOtmaniTV Před 7 lety +9

    Greetings from Morocco

  • @solkongen1425
    @solkongen1425 Před 5 lety +2

    love Israel shalom from Kurdistan

  • @dschaydschee
    @dschaydschee Před 7 lety +12

    Israel first, Palestine second 😢