Types of Beat Saber Players
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- čas přidán 6. 06. 2024
- So I'm getting a lot of comments on how I recorded high quality gameplay on Quest. That's because it's not quest gameplay, this is the PC version of Beat Saber and the game is streamed via Virtual Desktop on the headset. So I am technically not playing on Quest, that's why it doesn't look like shit.
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You should have seen my poor laptop trying to edit 1440p60 gameplay with 4k60 footage from my phone. I tried cooking eggs on it but they burned.
Timestamps:
0:00 1 - The new player
0:22 2 - The casual player
0:34 3 - The expert+ only player
0:47 4 - The player that moves too much
1:22 5 - The player that doesn't know what a wrist is
1:39 6 - The mobile player
1:53 7 - The player that doesn't know what arms are
2:09 8 - The 360 no scope player
2:44 9 - The dancing player
3:13 10 - The maybe a bit too competitive player
3:31 11 - The no wrist strap player
3:46 12 - The poor player with integrated graphics
4:06 13 - The lazy player
4:22 14 - The overconfident player
4:50 15 - The player that thinks he looks cool from the outside
5:18 The end - Hry
Haha, nice video. :)
Yo fr?
yo what
OST 5? 6? 7? EIGHT? NINE? TEEENNNNN!!!??? lol
Beat saber won't reply to my comment
Holy crap!
lets admit it.. we all looks stupid playing beat saber, we're all just standing smacking thin air with a 2 pound chunk of technology on our faces LMAO
But we feel badass
@@malonmido7675 oh i felt bad ass when i beat 115 for the first time. 200bpm songs hurt to play so much at first.
my brother thinks he looks like some super model while playing and gets made if you say he doesn't o,o
what kinda 2 pound headset you using sheesh
@Paige Loren they're usually 1.1
I always think I'm the dancing player, but in reality I look like the player that moves too much.
I’m right with ya
Came to say it but you said it first XD
I'm a combination of couple of these!
Lol I was going to say I’m a combination of both
Honestly, you stole the thought from my brain.... I just like to groove and I also feel like I'm doing proper exercise when I really move with the notes XD
Lmao the last one is such a mood, with the music playing and moving to the beat I always feel so badass, but then the other day my sister was playing it and I was watching her… and I realized how incredibly stupid it looks 😂😭
"The player that doesn't know what wrists are" that nearly took me out 🤣🤣🤣
i get not knowing what wrists are but not knowing what arms are? Man that would actually be HARDER
You gotta admit, dancing to the beats in this game is so satisfying. It just feels right.
Agreed especially when playing a bop like Mr blue sky by ELO or sleeping powder by Gorillaz
agreed
👍
Yeah XD
Yes
He played beat saber on a smooth floor with socks on and didn't slip. What a legend.
Not that hard after a while you learn how to not slip trust me we lived in such a house
@@blackferrets820 me too
Oh yeah
@@blackferrets820 One day you just learn you slide around
W-Wait i'm s-supposed to slip?
The new and casual players not swinging thru the whole arm arc and getting less points causes me physical pain.
yeah casual is a bit off, cause i feel like "casual" would be definitely complete the swing, but yeah this whole video is a over exaggeration so i cant really say much
I did that at first until I realized why my scores were so low and I was getting C grade every time.
Morgan Ellis long lost brother
I like your solar eclipses
Glasses
The best way to play definitely: dancing and moving too much. Vibing is the way
His room looks like what you would see in an oculus ad
Scandinavian designs
Or simply the “IKEA look”.
Ayo why does this have 251 likes
I'm getting eyetoy grandma flashbacks.
true
500th like
Type 16: the player that’s too distracted by how weird they look when playing to actually to play
and me too
Me too...
same
I used to be like that but then i learned that even when i try to not look stupid, i still looked stupid. So i stopped trying to not look stupid
mix that with expert+ guy, and here i am.
him trying to fake being bad is fricking hilarious
Oh my goodness! This was so much fun to watch! I'm new to Beat Saber and to VR in general, but have played it enough to appreciate this video! Too funny! Definitely a keeper in my "Funny Stuff" and "VR" playlists! Thanks so much! 🤣🤣👍👍
I have no shame in admitting that I move around dramatically when playing. It's so much fun.
I am the same way 🤣
FRR
Everyone else is playing it wrong. Plus I look cool
You actually get more points for bigger arcs when hitting notes
i think i look so cool when i pretend to be a jedi and move like them
My grandma once saw me doing this, and she not knowing whats this, started to panic and wanted my mother to call the ambulance for me🤣
XD
Awwww she’s too sweet
🤣
It really does look like some kind of grand maul seizure or psychotic break if you don't know what it is.
lmao
His dancings was so goofy💀 but I can relate in that kind of player
This is BRILLIANT! Thank you for making and posting the video!
Ok im just clarifying this but, everybody knows that NO HUMAN PERSON will look cool when playing beat saber... I did not expect this to blow up, but only some people look cool
Same rules as the wii
Hmm, kinda have doubts in this one chief.
Yeah you look like your flailing your arms everywhere
@@jayandrews4807 and I took that personally, I love dope while playing the Wii especially when I put on my link costume every time I play skyward sword
Makeumove lookes cool
1:06 It's the slippery socks for me 😭
4:36
Block: GOTTA GO FAST
For number 15 remember:
"It is impossible to look cool with a box strapped to your face - don't try."
- Sun Tsu, the art of war.
YESSSSS the art of war IS BACK 😂 that ones DEFINITELY me 🤣
But it is possible to feel cool. And, in the end, is that not far more important?
@@aionicthunderdamn, deep
“The player who moves too much” Beat saber dancers are quaking
Everybody gangster until that guy who moves too much beats your score because wider swings = higher score :D
@@ximaxwellix Always happens to me in multiplayer xD
And there other beat saber dancers like these-czcams.com/video/ioqzKXYIvfc/video.html
@@MrTeddybear817 yea that’s who I meant lol
@@ximaxwellix it doesn’t necessarily mean that lol, here I’ll explain
You need about a 90 or more but close to there before the swing and I would say atleast half of that or about 45 to a 50 degree angle and the closer to the center the more points added to your total but the 90 to 45 degrees is about minimum for a quick but high point cut.
I laughed so hard 🤣 Thank you! Great video 👍
Hahaha I love this! I miss playing beat saber.
Also don't forget about the one that barely moves, or only uses their wrists.
The over aggressive one, the one that always gets first place, the block tapper, the sudden ducker, the one that pretends they're a CZcamsr 😂. Oh and the one who restarts the song everytime they miss one note.
Haha thanks for making this! 💖💖💖
You’ll never look cool from the outside playing beatsaber, but under the headset, you feel like a god
preech it brotha, sista or what ever you identify as.....lol
Facts
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Yes
Yes
You forgot the person who’s parents won’t buy a vr headset so they just move their hands while watching beat saber videos. Because that’s me😭
Meee
I feel attacked and I don’t like it
Perks of being an adult.
@@christopherbownes494 cons of being an adult
You went bankrupt because nobody stopped you from buying it
me
This is my favorite beatsaber video of all time..each player checks out! 😆💞
hilarious yet so accurate haha thanks for the laugh and cool video!
The Perfectionist:
Activated the 1 life modifier the same day they installed the game. Haven't removed the modifier since.
Straight up me
If I had the game that'd be me
I play Project Diva and Project Sekai and I always think about how much I need that modifier
My brother and I always try to get the highest score and full combo. The pain we feel when we miss one note, especially when it's right near the end
@@Crystalelements182 i feel you man
What the fuck is 1 life modifier
Ok, but the amount of control he has after spinning is impressive
does anyone know what song's playing in that section?
@Lich of the woods Country rounds
YES
Is it, though?
Ok, but the amount of control he has after spinning is impressive
My favorite part was the player that does not know what a rist is because it’s so smooth
This is hilarious, bro!
you forgot the:
player who’s just happy to be able to play the game at their friend’s house because they can’t afford a PS4 or VR headset
Beat Saber is on Playstation VR?
@@jas9574 yeah
That's so me right now. Friend went on vacation for 5 days so I convinced him to lend me his quest 2. I only have until Friday to master this game forever!
I had that one twice
Me at a sleepover while my friend is sleeping-* puts on ps5 and turns volume all the way down*
Wait he forgot the “I can’t get past expert because I can’t move my wrists fast enough and practice mode doesn’t help” bc that is 100% me
ME TOO OMFG
Indeed that is me
@@goofygoober7183 someone else understands thank god
I never related to comment more
I feel ur pain 🤣
Incredible! Well done!!!
This video got me into beat saber and i will never forget it
I mean... We all switch between those moods pretty often xdd
yess i do 360 and others depending on my energy
Yep
Dancer Sabres look 50% gayer than regular players but have twice as much fun, also we burn a lot more calories XD
I'm the one who doesn't use wrist straps most of the time 😭😭
@@FOXEVY I'm not on that level yet, but can say that I'm just the regular expert guy haha 😂
You forgot the Multiplayer guy who only gets SS on every song
hello
Plays 1 level down then they should be like expert but should be on expert plus
They are not human. The do not move... they only use wrist. They do not eat...they don't work. I've never seen one in the wild besides multiplayer. It makes me look like a scrub playing Expert+ missing 20 notes or so.
Hey your embarrassing me X_D I’m that guy you know
As someone who never uses wrist straps I'm proud to say I've only thrown a controller once
This was honestly really really funny. And I know I've definitely been all of these at one point in time.
Im probably a partial "moving too much" and "dancing" Beat Saber player. Just feels so much better to have some flexibility and fluid motion, instead of standing in the same spot and actually get into the rhythm of the songs. Makes it much more fun and also add a little but of workout.
Exactly I'm the move too much and expert + only cause it's just more fun, and my taste of music is fast upbeat rock or pop for the most part so if it's too easy or slow, it's boring and if I swing my arms precisely and only as much as I need to... it stops being fun as well. Gotta move my arms around as fast as the song goes
If you haven’t yet go try cycle hit one handed, time of your life I promise you
Exactly. I don’t want to just stand there like a robot and just move my wrists. I probably move my arms very dramatically, but it makes it more fun! I get into the music and move with it.
Yes same! I like to use Beatsaber to work out and get a sweat in
Dancing is fun! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ive seen a lot of these and this one is by far the most well done and most accurate.
its not THAT accurate hes using normal grip when he does the expert+ only player
Well actually I’ve always found the normal grips to be the best for me
@@mr2meows i use normal grip
@@mr2meows I use default grip and I’m rank 300 rn and taichidesu used default grip and he was rank 1 for 2 years
When it got to the expert+ I began to think "ok this isnt funny its just gameplay" then they did stuff like the one who ,over to much and realized I had misjudged
masterpiece of content ❤
You know it’s funny when the official channel see’s this. But for real, this is..HILARIOUS. Actually quality stereotypes vid!!
funny thing is we’ve all been through these phases
yeah lol
i dont even have a virtual reality set
@@strawberriezz1568 oh, they’re super fun and worth it. I recommend the quest 2 for the affordability if you don’t plan on getting really into it.
@@tommylynch7887 yeah, it’s so worth it
I don't play beat saber so *no.*
The overconfident one had me dead lmao
Samw
Same. Especially the level he chose. Probably the hardest in the game, I'm feeling pretty confident on expert+, but still can't beat even the first minute.
@@jerondiovis6128 I can’t beat it on no fail lol
me to
OMG...that was funny! I can relate to being a few of those styles 😀
2:47 AKA the player who desperately needs to use the bathroom but doesn’t know there’s a pause button
I feel like personally Im a mix of the "Dancer" and the "Oh god I have literally no fucking idea what im doing why are these notes so fast help"
The “over confident” player made me laugh out loud. It do be like that sometimes though.
Haha yeah.. when you don't know that vol1 and vol2 for example have difficulty buffs at the same level.
Same Lmao
literally me . started in easy mode a week ago and already on to expert mode bc i did it in a few songs so i suddenly think i can do it in every song 💀
I watched this one before I got my vr headset, and now, looking back at it, it just hits different lol
i don’t understand how you can even see the little arrows on the blocks when its moving so fast tho-
You get used to it
Lots of practice on the song you pretty much know where to slice before they come up
After you play beat saber for a while your wrists start to move on their own without you even thinking, and it just moves in the direction of the arrows.
Which part was that fast?
90% of the time you just gotta look at the first note bc the one after will be the opposite. If you swing up on the first then you prob will swing down on the second. If there's a lot of them in a row then you just flap ur hands quick enough up/down or left/right :p
I nearly died when he selected “Camelia” 😂
Same lol
After 2years is this video an legend again XD
At least you're getting arm exercise! :D
When you never used the Wii wrist strap: _I am the absolute madlad_
I never used the wrist strap and smashed my wii mote into the tv an ungodly amount of times.
I just hear a constant clacking sound from the plastic tighten thingy 🤣
That’s kinda ironic because my wrist straps broke on my controllers and I swapped them for the Wii controller straps😂😂😂
I've had random moments where I wanted to use the wrist strap or rly didn't want to use it, but I think in general, if I'm playing with someone, I tend to not use them....idk why
I love this comment LOL
Plot twist: this was just showing his progression as a beat saber player
It feels like playing the drums and I love seeing peoples reactions when I play really fast lamp
I LOVE YOUR OUTRO
As a person who doesn’t use wrist straps, I can say that I have mastered the art of not flinging your controller in the air when playing Beat Saber
same
Same
Nope. I need them. No shame. I’ve literally flung my controllers and kept playing swinging from the strap until I can get them back into my hand.
Two holes and a massive dent in my wall later and I'm right there with ya buddy.
same
I feel called out as the dancer. I get WAY too into it whenever I play 💀
@@sylver8919 def true!!! It’s a fun game I really like a lot of the songs, the fact that I play it for fun when I’ve nothing to do is good enough for me^^
Same 🤣🤣
Same! once I was just singing out the songs cause of how much I was enjoying it.
My head but kind of nods during the song, it doesn't hinder me and actually helps me sync with the music better
S.A.M.E
This is literally all of my beat saber emotions in one video
Spot on with the new players, couldn't have been me 😅
When he clicked “Ghost” I knew he was going to lose.
Took my cousin like 6 months to beat Ghost on Hard
Now he’s trying to beat Expert…
@@movingchannels2203 Has he beat it yet.
“The poor player with integrated graphics”
*Uses a Quest 2*
He used virtual desktop to play from his pc, soo it matters a lot if he used integrated graphics or dedicated graphics.
@@teunvierhout6905 shut
@@apieceofbread5538 well in this case its virtual desktop, not air link, but you don't need to be so mean about it lmao
@@nullharp100 how were they mean
@@nullharp100 you can’t have one without the other. You need both to play on PC as well as the oculus app installed on your PC
I think I have gone through most of these stages at one point or another!
Bro I literally laughed out loud when it zoomed in on him picking the camellia pack🤣🤣
You forgot the people that play it like they’re actually in a sword fight
You get the best calorie burn that way!
I used to fence, and I don't play that way. Unless I am side stepping.
@@generalzeta7000 bro I completely play it that way sometimes, like it’s just a habit as thksnpoint
@Messchievous It is I used to
I’ve found that songs look 10x harder outside of the VR than when you’re actually doing them. I watch some of my old replays and I wonder how I got some of the FCs I have today lol
same
Except one hope on E+. Most E songs are harder then that song lol
You just kinda enter flow state when doing hard songs
Yeah I try to keep that in mind every time I watch somebody play a level
Makes it look more impressive ;)
This is legit the experience
Here’s the logic behind moving too much you feel like a superhero and you get this year sensation when hitting the blocks that’s great and then you never wanna stop playing
Bandoot: The expert + only player. LSToast: The 360 noscope player. Naysy: The dancing player
bandoot isn’t that good compared to actual top players (astrella, cerret, garsh, duh hello)
@@handlemandle470 you left out the legends like McNuggies, Schwank, Cerret, KingRazer, Taichi, Saint, and even Atomicx. I know that half of them dont really play much anymore but they're all better than Bandoot (i legit almost typed lebandit lol)
@@handlemandle470 he’s still like an actual god tho there’s just even more monsters out there lmfao
0:47 this is what we called "working out on beatsaber"
Exactly! I have actually lost 4 lbs in two weeks due to beat saber! I play about 2 hours a day, on and off. And I dance like crazy! Sometimes I challenge myself and go into Campaign, but other days I just wanna play what I'm familiar with and have fun!
Yo, do you happen to know the song by any chance?
@@arthurmorgan2418 ludicrous +
@@vallexti thanks fam. Also, while your at it, do you happen to know the song at 0:34 by any chance?
@@arthurmorgan2418 Spin eternally
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!!!!m💜
I’m definitely a number 4 when I’m having a good day, pumped up and ready to jam out to the music. Otherwise I’m usually just a casual who knows how to play properly and doesn’t miss often.
the poor person with integrated graphics hits too close to home
try H3VR with poor integrated graphics, its an acid trip
@@DC25_MALLETS i dont even have a vr headset im too poor
@@anrye hurts
I’m definitely the player that moves to much. I was moving to much one time and I punched my friend in the face
I was moving too much and I hit my mom 😳
I ran into the wall
@@hiroboy2612 Lol
@@hiroboy2612 One time I hit my hand on the wall and I failed i was so upset I was that close to completing an expert+
Somehow, I always end up moving way to close to the screen and screwing myself over.
nice vid keep it up
Surprised that he is brave enough to jump from his couch in vr
When you know the level, having a bit of fun is allowed. Dancing to the beat always improves the game. (Also I recognized all the songs but could name like 3)
I know almost every single one (song) in all of the free music packs
Having fun is always allowed lol
@@WavessEBK Like the song? Ludicrous... I think it's spelled that. I have finished the level in expert+ but I'm not planing to do it again.
the movement ones (360, dancing, etc.) were just impressive in my opinion.
Right I wish I was that good
Number 4 just means you really feel all of the musical aspects of a song(at least for me)
mannn i wish i had a vr i hope i get it for my birthday or christmas or smth (also amazing vid)
I'm a dancing player who thinks he looks cool from the outside while playing expert+ weeb music... Oh and thanks for the laughs, great video!
same :((((((((
Same-
Same
Same I guess, but I haven’t reached the level of expert+ yet
Sammeeeeee
Why is the “player who doesn’t know what a wrist is” so satisfying to watch??
I found it the opposite lol, it frustrated me haha
Real G's play with only arms. You wanna get that real training in, gotta swing like they're really swords. Swing with force. That's a workout and you'll get superspeed reflexes.
@@christopherbownes494 people that use wrists and arms are better at the game
@@doesntmatter2732 I play on expert plus using mainly arms. My shoulders are getting mad swole.
@@christopherbownes494 but you're faster with less travel time, which in some cases directly means less travel distance. Not all swords are created equal either, you can't *swing* a sword without wrists, they are essential.
I'd bet I can fence better using just my wrist (using rest of my body, shoulder and elbow locked in place), than with my wrist stiffened.
I like how for the lazy one, you didn't even bother changing the height lol. Perfect
Super good vid
The maybe too confident player had me dead
As a combination of dancing and casual all I can say is ‘YES.’
this shit is crazy lmao i like it
Awesome!
beat saber is just dance therapy for your arms.
i’m a mix of the dancer and wtf are wrists, but my own are; WHY IS THIS GOING SO FAST??, IS THERE SOMEONE WATCHING ME??, oh GoD MY HEAD-
I love dancing as I play. Adds an extra element.
This makes a lot of sense like it’s literally my life
okay but where's "the player that always does a little dancey dance when the 'spin-spin-spin-spin' part in Spin Eternally plays" or is that just a universal experience
Its just a universal experience don't think on it too much XD
You missed one: The one that always plays Spin Eternally in Multiplayer.
thats me and i always win even if i get third they always somehow mess up the part where u have to move ur wrist really fast
@@zecel2565 lmao I like how you pretty much summed up just playing beat saber there
I have one rule i seemspin eternally I leave
@@jayandrews4807 :O
@@shovelknight9417 last time I did spin eternally I needed to rest but I said one more song It was spin eternally again same guy voting for it and I trapped a nerve in my inner elbow and couldn't use it for a month so yeah fuck that song
we all become the dancing player when the groove takes over
#14 took me ouuuuut. 🤣 But you didn't have to call me out right at number 4 like that. It's for the extra exercise, I tell you.
You forgot the player with bad McDonald's wifi who looks like he is having a seizure.
@@notChocoMilk and you dont need wifi for beatsaber reeeee
I think he’s referring to multiplayer mode lmao
@@fuzzyquils yes
@@fuzzyquils yeah when i play multiplayer i sometimes see players whose bodies are where they should be but their heads across the map or something
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