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Cradle 2 the Grave is a 2003 American action film directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak and starring Jet Li and DMX. The film was released in the United States on February 28, 2003.
Videos by: Comedian Moses Primm
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DMX is the only actor that can go a whole movie wearing just a wife beater with timbs on
no pants
Vin Diesel can too
i didnt even notice😂
DMX's mom's midwife said that he was born with those same Timbs
Easiest costume designer gig ever
"this shit feels like a fake movie, that would be on the background of a real movie!" Lmfao
that had me roflmao🤣😂
i burst out laughing and spat my food out when he said that, caught me wayy off lmao
"I'd buy that for a dollar" type of shit.
That part took me out. 😂
😆🤣😂😹
That "Jet gon give it to em" line was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Its something about Primm dry delivery that makes all his jokes funny like when he said "but x not gonna give it to him" I spit out my water
100
TIL: all black people in New York can do backflips off of the wall in Timberland boots
Word up
That’s a fact🗽
😂
And Harlem shake on top of a street light in a Yankee hat
No Cap I’ve Actually Seen This. Every Hood Has “Tumblers/Flippers” Or Dudes Who’s Naturally Gifted Aerobically. Well I Seen 1 Of Those Dudes Pull This Stunt But Off Of A Tree.
The fact that DMX became a real father figure to the little girl and seeing her standing with his other kids at his funeral made me emotional. R.I.P.
I never knew this. Wow, that is like the most precious thing. He was such a Tortured souls makes me so sad
His god daughter
Wait what is this real?
I got to meet him. He came and spoke at a drug rehabilitation facility I was at. X was a real dude
@@mikehuff9793 What did he say?
DMX reminds me of my dad so much, rip to both both had the SAME struggle. So whenever I see him I literally shed a tear every time. But love this movie.
"A fake movie that would be in the background of a real movie.." I can't...🤣
"Thats my daughter"
"Make another one"
😭😭😭
😂😂😂
That was really funny 😄 😀😃😄
Honestly I thought Primm was a Husky Chocolate man based off his voice 😂😂
Same. Im shocked he ain't pushing 350?
He did a live stream once and when everyone said the same thing, he acknowledged that he had a "fat n***a voice" lmao
Me too! 😆 I thought he was a fat guy I wasn’t expecting this
Lmao same!!! I mean it doesn’t matter buts it’s always interesting when there’s a reveal
Facts
I love this dude. He is so hilarious. He makes me laugh when I don’t feel laughing. Awesome dude
Yup. He a all-star.
"You're a dummy bitch"
Just kidding
❤I come to this channel to lift my spirit when it's low. I go from 😢 to 😂😅. ❤me some primm
20:15 Lil Bow Wow could scrape up $200k and blow the world up…😂😂😂😂😂😂
"He asks him for the diamonds, but X not gonna give it to him" LOL best line every
Hella underrated joke, it was subtle as fuck
Bro . I don’t know why i thought he was fat dude
lmao. bro dying laughing
@@mscott3309 we all did 🤣🤣
This
Is it bad that I can't ever look at Anthony Anderson _without_ instantly thinking about kangaroos? 😂
Nah that’s def hilarious😆
Go to bed🤣🤣🤣🌺
EXACTLY!!! That's legit how I discovered him. On everything Kangaroo Jack has been in my head for a whole 2 weeks and I haven't seen that in almost 2 decades. That was such a weird movie. David McNally must've been on something when he thought of that.
Or Scary Movie 3
Nah u right, or The FBI meme
“X gone give it to them”
“X not gone give it him”
“Jets gone give it him”
Had me dead 😂
"He wanted the diamonds back but X wasn't gonna give them to him" lolol
Fun fact: Gabrielle Union in a interview on hot ones said when she was on set with DMX for this movie she walked into his trailer and he was watching Golden Girls, thats a funny and interesting thing to know.
I pictured him singing the theme song and yelling "WHAT?!"
😩😩😩
@@MelquanKatz 😂😂😂
@@MelquanKatz 💀💀💀
Golden Girls has more jokes per minute than any sitcom ever.
This movie was like if Romeo must Die was a main campaign game with Cradle 2 the Grave being post game DLC.
THIS!!! its like we play one campaign as Jet Li, then a secondary expansion where we play a new campaign as DMX, and Anthony Anderson acts as a common character to provide exposition lol
you're telling me they're not the same film???
@@sully571 That's what makes it so good. I used to treat those two and Exit Wounds and Kiss of The Dragon as a action series. They all have a similar vibe, and a reoccurring cast.
Damn they reusing assets from the base game fight scenes? Pretty lazy
Legit
Nahhhhhh The Wall Backflip in Tim's is crazy! 🤣😂
I randomly watched "Get Rich or Die Trying" the other day and I searched for a review of that movie and I found your review. I fucking died watching that shit. Really fucking funny. I've been watching more, and more reviews on your channel and they're really outstanding man. You got a new fan for sure man.
“The bad guy wants the stones but X won’t give it to him”...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I see what you did there
😩
I don't ge.... hahaahahahahaahaa' HAAA! (LOL! "One segon' lay'tair...")
good job Sherlock
Instead X told the bad guy "stop bein greedy" I'll get my coat
I think primm is the best youtuber to exist he’s an allstar
BRO SAID FAKE RUSH HOUR🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Black all-star
You got some brown stuff on your nose there bud. 🤣
Dawg im so glad i found this dudes channel like a month ago. Ive watched every damn video already lol. This dude is amazing
I read it in his voice too LMAOO
The brutha at 14:39, is Michael Jace..
He murdered his wife, and is in prison now..
I remember him because he played Michael Jordan in a 90's made for TV movie
Well, he definitely ain't the all-star.
@@antona.1327definitely not
R.I.P. to the dog,my favorite top all star. 🙏🏾❤️
Our generation hates the "top of train" trope because we spent months of our childhoods tryna get past that damn train mission in GTA SA 😒
I hated that damn mission!
"ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!!!" Got PTSD from that shit. 😂😂😂
This makes so much sense 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I busted that game out again a few months ago and haven’t played it since just because of that mission lol
@@williehardiman6766 this triggered me
Primm finally posted, He an allstar. Y'know what, everybody can be an allstar, cuz why not
👆=🎖
Yuhh
Thanks man, you an all star too
faax
MAD RESPECT. But primm is a black all star. Everybody is a all star. Not an urban or black all star. I'm kinda pushing it, but u get my drift
17:33 the irony in that line is that shortly after this was released, he killed his wife and was sentenced to 40 to life in prison
That's Lauren from Power Book 2 playing his daughter. She was at his funeral with his kids. Guess after the movie she like became his God Daughter and was best friends with his kids. That shits dope. I miss DMX. He was an all star ⭐
This is my first time ever seeing Primm’s face he’s a black all star
Ongg but y did I think man's was fat😭💀
Frr 🤣👆
@@Fightman.dad574 He really does have the voice of a fat guy. Threw me off completely.
This man does not sound the way he look
He showed his face on his second channel and ig
This nigga DMX was a real life superhero in this shit. This nigga did a backflip off the wall in timbs nigga…IN TIMBS NIGGA!!!
This is one of me favorite episodes of yours, and am so tempted to do me dreads again because of you, Professor Primm! We love your essays, thank you.
One of your vids was recommended by YT & I'm so happy that I watched it! Your reviews of hood films are hilarious & priceless. Thank You!!
Not gonna lie, I figured Primm would've called it quits after the trapped in the closet series, but of course, he an all star
Same
Oh no he's got Dead Presidents to do lol. Cradle to the Grave was also the other movie announced in his 8 Mile review.
.... He did Snoop Dogg rage quit....
@@seinenwax94jr9 I’m looking forward to the Dead Presidents review
Hu$tle & Flow too
"GO IN THE HOUSE!" will never get old
The soundtrack to this movie was fire, I remember I had the CD when I was in high school.
22:47 Lmfaoooo that's what I did with my WWF and x men toys while watching action flicks back then
RIP X...that's my dog..he was the type of rapper to make u wanna fight niggas but then pray for forgiveness after...he made us NY kids growing up listening to him wanna be tough but godly at the same time...no jokes here today...I miss u X, u a legend, u forever will be a All Star ★🙏🏽❤
EDIT: Also Yes all of us NYers can do flips in Timbs, its learned by the age of 9 🤣💯 Ima ask for this forever, please do How High & All about the Benjamins
Don’t worry just like primm said dmx will come back soon
@@wilderboyexplains5499 wait. Dmx is gone? Where did he go???
@@bluu_ice6554 idk he probably in heaven and he probably might come back
????????@@wilderboyexplains5499
I first saw this movie when I was little. I been wanting to learn that run up the wall and back flip trick since!
“Who all been to jail? Yall ever seen that shit? Comment below.” This man kills me bruh
I paused the video to laugh 😂
That’s the only reason I’m in the Commons, to see the answer
@@leostallworth392 on me its hella commons down here huh bro
I wish I was in jail 😂
Too many commons
19:21 when she say your a dummy... is so funny to me
17:25 funniest sht ever. My man Primm, you're literally the funniest guy on CZcams. You always get actually "HAHA" laughs out of me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Na when he said "mailman face" i lost it hahaha
“But x not gonna give it to him”
Lol! Primm with the jokes.
R.I.P. big dog DMX...
I forgot that DMX was lowkey a pretty good actor; his greatest strength is being genuine to himself even when he's playing a character
Primm I swear I love you! I can always come onto your page and get a great laugh. I sincerly love your humor, comedy and point of views in general period. pleas dont stop doing this, I am a true fan of your content for real, in every video you stay pointing out the small things no one never pays attention to. it kills me every time, thank you so much.
Regarding the 'no gun policy.' I remember seeing the premiere episode of the latest season of Bosch (2022.) If you caught trespassing or in a robbery with a gun. That gets a aggravated assault charge automatically and that's mandatory minimum of 3 years.
Damn we ain’t gone give Anthony Anderson his Primm “He’s an Allstar” Stamp of Approval?
Or Tom Arnold come on his sister was the Queen of Meth
I was waiting for it lol
I concur
He said he hates that joke now lol
Go in the house
“The bad guy says he wants the stones back but X not gonna give it to him”
Master of puns Primm is 😂
I just discovered your channel today and I'm hooked! I've been binge watching for a minute now, laughing my ass off. But this one right here takes the cake... 🤣
no. the belly and state propery movie reviews were his two best. the belly review when he said "sean paul ish ere so you know its f-in jamaican." omg that took me out
Your movie reviews are 2nd to none. Keep it up !
“Dirt bike high speed chase. Seems like a normal day for DMX”
Holy shit that line/delivery was flawless
Fun fact, the director of this movie also directed Romeo Must Die. Hence the similarities with the final fights in rings of fire.
Its like in 2003 Hollywood was feigning for this guy LMAO
I had the double sided DVD with both the movies on it
AND The Cast. Jet Li, DMX, Anthony Anderson, Dude That’s The Club Owner Etc
As a kid, I thought that Cradle 2 The Grave was a sequel.
@@jaycomplexkidrandle1889 lmao me too on all the promo stuff the 2 was printed huge in the center
The cover photo for this video man lmao funniest shit I’ve seen like all month I can’t look at it without laughing. What a gem CZcams channel. Subbed bro
16:16 The “one yo” look like Kur Philly 😅
“Jet lee barely said anything he had no lines ... he just beat the shit out of everybody “ holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Li*
Jet li was that nigga
@@ashleynills7507 thank you my love
Lmfaooo
“The guy said he wants the stone back, X not gonna give it to him” 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
I honestly couldn’t say how many times I’ve seen this review. Never seen the film, but Primm gonna give it to you.
Thanks 4 the sponsorship I was tryna find likewise last night but ain’t knw the name 💯
"You telling me 'Lil Bow Wow' can scrape together $200,000 and blow the world up?!"😂😂
DMX is a pretty decent actor. He def picked the correct roles.
Didn't he pass away this year?
@@RustyX2010 yes
its not acting if you play yourself.. I used to think I was a good actor.. till somebody told me to act like a proper upscale tightwad.. I cant..
Agreed
He was pretty underrated as a actor
He was dope, seemed like screenwriters often wrote roles with him specifically in mind
Side note: Okay not gonna front, you did your sponsor justice. This is the first sponsor I ever felt was a real review of the app. Likewise seems super useful and it legit feels like you genuinely enjoy the app and find it useful. Some sponsor ads feel scripted and forced, this made me really want to download the app.
That hat man roast was epic. Had me laughing the whole time
First time I've seen this movie referred to as "Fake Rush Hour".....
I'm like, damn.... That really fits.
It doesn't really. The team up in both movies are vastly different.
@JerzeVillain haha. No it's not. The actual movies are different. This is not a buddy cop anything. They don't joke or bond throughout the movie. This is just another one of the many martial artist teams with someone from hip hop movies that were it's own thing back then.
"Mom, can we get Rush Hour?"
Mom: No, we have Rush Hour at home!
Rush Hour at home:
Was way better
Fantastic joke but nah outside of the main characters being black and Asian and a little girl being in danger , they're not that similar.
“This like a movie that would be playing in the background of another movie”😂😂😂😂😂 this shit had me laughing for a good 2 minutes
This is what I came to the comment section for lmaoo this part had me WEAK👏🏽👏🏽
😂😂😂
Lmaooo if I ever have the opportunity to be apart of a film or tv show, I’m definitely sneaking this movie and that scene into the background 😭😭
“this look like a nigga playing with toys in front of you” 😭
You came in clutch with likewise my brotha im starting to like Baltimore more and more 😂😂
Did anyone else catch that Among Us “Task Completed” sound after he says “We’re now reaching the yield level of a sidewinder missile” at 19:40??
"X NOT gon give it to em" LMAO
took the words right out my mouth lmao
“Mf’n Lil Bow Wow can scrape together $200,000 and blow the world up, you tellin me? That’s unbelievable. That’s a good ass deal.” 😂💀😂💀😂💀
Primm is such a legend
That line had me dead bruh
@@brianmcclendon6241 looking for this comment 😂😂🤣
I could see Bow Wow flexin' on IG with those plutonium diamonds
XD
Yo, I have watched a TON of your reviews and this is the first time I'm seein your face. Not what I expected from that voice. I thought you'd be a heavy set guy, but I was wrong!
Keep up the great work, your reviews are some of the best on CZcams. You should have WAY more subs
“But X not gon give it to em” 😂😂😂 RIP DMX man
Primm : “what the hell the is happening right now?? The 2000’s were weird as fuck.”
Me high as hell: yes
Same bro lmao
Can confirm, people were on some other shit between 9/11 and the recession.
Ricky if you're off the wagon smoking on them marijuana cigarettes, I'll raise this baby by my own gay self. You caught.😤
Same bro 80s' baby I lost it at that part lmaooo
Me currently lol
Then he did that backflip off the wall and he was like "NY Niggs is different" I thought The adventures of Desus Nice and Jett Li
They say crack gives you superhuman abilities.
@@wade13murphy thats a fact.. I remember when I used to play in timbs at the park while skiied up, and having crack heads in timbs come over and do a 720 statue of liberty dunk..
@@wade13murphy Damn. Bet you feel guilty as FUGG now, DON'T YOU?
@@OakleafOrganic if the man was a crackhead then it is what it is death doesn't change that. However that doesn't mean disrespect the dead.
Bro please do 'Vampire in Brooklyn' with Eddie Murphy that shit funny as hell
Much love from Portugal. Love your channel, its so fucking funny.
Really hidden gem. Keep the good work bro
Primms face is cool he don't look how I thought he would he a all-star 🌟
😂😂😂😂😂
I thought he was gonna be a fat guy 😂😂
Swear I thought he was fat lmao
He looked like what I thought he looked like
Lol im glad we all had the exact version of Primm in our head 😄
“ mf Lil bow wow can scrape together 200,000 & blow the world up, unbelievable.... that’s a good ass deal” 😂😂
Primm is genius lol
Shitted on present day now wow
Lmao...Dame.."Cinematic Junkfood" made me really think. Good one bro!
RIP DMX 🥺 I’m loving binging all these videos I need to chill before I have nothing to watch for the rest of the week
Also fun fact if you didn't know the little girl that is playing his daughter is actually his goddaughter
so adorable
Yep and she was Tasha on Everybody Hates Chris
Dude is to funny man, he said lil bow wow could scrape together 200,000 and end the world 😂👌🏽
Primm a 🐐
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Forreal lol I thought the dude was gonna say "Two hundred....million" And then hits us with 200k? Damn bro just giving these things away.
I love you bro, you’re commentaries are the best! Hopefully ill get the chance to work for you when you start making movies ✨
Great channel man. Just found ya and been watchiing everything I see for about a week.
"his black market homie named tom arnold" LMAOO tom arnold is tom arnold in every role 😂
Yo bro it blew my mind when i found out his sister was the queen of meth. Like she's this giant drug kingpin that had the entire midwest on lock😯
@@chiarosuburekeni9325 yeah crazy
@@chiarosuburekeni9325 I had no idea. Like wtf?!
He's an all star
“I’m on there all the time, talking about Baby Boy” 😭😭😭
20:00 nearly killed me from laughter😂😂😂😂😂
Me too lmaoooo
I like how Primm calls everybody 'yo' 😆
That dog chase scene will forever be the most “man gtfo here” moment in movie history
😂😂😂 Bruh I was waiting on him to GO IN on that scene but he took it easy...I was lowkey disappointed lol
The point of a no gun policy at 9:10 is having a firearm during a robbery makes it armed robbery. That gets you way more time if convicted.
All-star information
Wsit, how is this not common knowledge? Im not saying everyone should know about how to properly rob banks and get less time, but I've heard about it so many times in TV shows, movies, interviews, news even. Its like how everyone knows you shouldn't be keeping or selling drugs in your house if you're hustling even if you've never even smoked weed, its just... common knowledge LMAO
Although this does make sense, they did bring a rocket launcher tho😂😂😂
My dumb a** cousin was arrested for that years ago. Somehow escaped from a prison transport but was later picked up at his previous home address. True story
At the point where he beat up a security guard it's mostly pointless though ..
You might avoid some firearms enhancements but your still going away for a LONG time. Hell given that this is Cali this could easily be someone's third strike. That means Life
I don't know what I was expecting, but i did not expect you to look like that according to your voice lol.
14:00 yeah you can even have a T.V. and a guitar and a dog as a cellmate instead of a person
I think thats for places like norway
"This shit feels like a fake movie that would be on in the background of a real movie.."
😆😂🤣💀
Lmao
Bro really was done with trapped in the closet 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:24 missed opportunity for DMX yelling "all that dawg!" bit from Belly.
i've pictured you waaaaay fater;) love your videos. cheers from germany
I wrote that line “I got the big one”. Originally, he was supposed to be holding a pizza at the same time.
Seeing Primm's face for the first time made my head explode like when Clayton Bigsby took his mask off at the white power meeting
😂😂😂It’s crazy how we all expected a fat dark skinned dude…completely opposite lmao 😱🤯
@@TheRealestIdealist Looks more like Cam Newton
@@TheRealestIdealist bro that's crazy I expected that too lmaooooo
Yup expected at least another hundred pounds
Not gonna lie, his face caught me off guard, he's an allstar...
Yo this is the best commentary on CZcams lmao
8:50 bruhh lmao 🤣
I’m dying at the “I got the big one” rant 😭😭
I had to stop the damn video….👕🪐💫🔥(the smallest shirt in the universe…)
Looking like a deacon at a church
Mailman face 😭😭😭
@@chiarosuburekeni9325 I'm crying 😂😭😭
😭😭😭
Not so fun fact: the bald dude that Gabrielle Union tried to seduce in the movie is prison for life for murdering his wife.
No fkn way!!!...I know that story gotta go on Celebrity Underrated.....
Smh
I knew I recognised him from somewhere cos I think I looked him up after seeing him in Boogie Nights last year
Seriously 😳 whats his name?
@@geo-305 Michael Jace
Omg I love your videos bro 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
I was expecting a joke about the villian being the host on Iron Chef but it's all good G. Keep it up G!! Bro do I'm Gonna Git you Sucka,Trading Places,Blade.