@@2Cats_ina_Trenchcoatso snap on is cheap? it’s been in the market for quite some time and still expensive as shit. it matters on the precision & quality of the tools. has nothing to do with how long it’s on the shelf. plus i think it’s like 160 dollars. pays for itself if you ask me 🤷🏼♂️
@@robertsaca3512 a lien is a backup form of payment if the borrower does not pay the loan back. So you may take out a $20,000 loan for a boat, but to assure the loan company they will get their money either way, they request a lien on your vehicle. And if you don't pay the loan company, they then get to take your vehicle. However, it usually only happens when it relates to bail bonds in the US
@@HermeticChaosofficial The denominator has to change when your measurement changes and you have to keep these fractional conversions in your mind to have a proper understanding of the size. This is insane.
@@attilaschannel5198is that where they teach you to make art that chicks like to constantly post on social media? Like a picture made out of a bunch of tiny pictures of drones that make up a picture of Barack Obama?
@jamesroberts3642 I don't get it, how is that a poor person excuse? If they can't use a tape measure cause it's dead, that's a rich person excuse. A smart person with common sense would also still be able to use that electronic tape measure, because it has regular/normal measurements like a normal tape measure. Lol 😆. Idiots...
I wanted this 25 years ago. I also want my chop and table saws to give me a digital reading when I put materials against the fence. Accurately very accurately.
You really want a multi axis cnc with auto tool change features so you could just place material zero it to the machine and press print and have a quick and easy way to not have to build a 3d cad model of every thing but just punch in a raw piece you can scan the dimensions of and set the material type that has tons of quick setup profiles in a few seconds so you can have 1 tool to do everything from cutting dimensional lumber to shaping engine blocks from raw aluminum blocks. Only cost you 50 million or so.
@@invictusbp1prop143 I would like a readout screen with sensors on both sides of the blade on slide outs that read the ends and the blade at the same time or both ends at the same time. I will probably have to design it myself.
Worked in Indonesia on a US 70's built ship. Everything was Imperial....all equipment.....all tools. Drove the locals nuts. I never realized in metric countries they don't even teach factions; there's just no need. Made me kinda jealous.
You know what's really frustrating? The fact that we're using two different systems. Humans can't do anything the same way across the board. Someone always has to make it harder with a "better way".
@@DimeWyldeBilly well, no. Of course not. We're not all one massive conglomerate. We're a large collection of cultures tenuously agreeing to cooperate. We came to different conclusions on how to do things long before either of our times. And to recall history, it's partially the fault of british privateers destroying the ship that was carrying an example metric set to the US that we _don't_ use the system. Yeah, the british helped create their longest running joke.
Sometimes you need to if the rivets on the nose hook are too messed up and stretch out. Though you can always start measuring from 1 inch when you don't need the hook
Yep we "calibrate" the tape measures here every wednesday, basically just check to a machined piece of metal, the ones we have are 4 inches. You check to make sure that the ends are fine. 2 years with mine still perfect, the other guy who cheaped out was off a bit after 3 months. Also I rarely drop mine and take care of my stuff whether cheap or on the more expensive side!
@onecalloused had mine with NIST once, our job has a 1/16th tolerance, but when I have down time and make things for myself, i get things to a 1/32 or less. But generally for most regular things just a machined piece to check will do. Though for the most part, if you use the same exact tape for all the measurements from start to finish will work fine. But when I want something to fit perfectly at my house, i like making sure all of my tapes read the same haha
“Have you got a tape measure?” “Just wait a few minutes, it’s on charge” _yes I know it still works as a normal tape measure, the point is a tape measure really doesn’t need lasers, buttons and screens. It just needs numbers_
@@alexanderlab.6608your pool is 12 yards long, 10 feet wide and 50 inches deep, how many gallons of water do you need? 10m x 3m x 1.2m = 36m^3 = 36000 liter or 36 tonns or 36000 kg.
So when all the dudes are writing down their measurements, his numbers are all locked in and sent to his phone probably. Yet, that's something to clown on. 😆😆
Yall mad at the op for stating a simple fact of trade life😂. Yall clearly dont work in the trades. This is a novelty tool at best. You pull out to play with from time to time, but otherwise it's fuckn useless on a real jobsite. Talking about bottom lines and shit, eh? What practical use is there for a gadget that costs a few hundred bucks, requires batteries or charging, fragile asf for sure, but you'll need it frequently throughout the project. Standard milwaukee tape, a speed square, and a pencil will never let ya down and as long as you're not an idiot, they'll be just as quick and precise🤷🏽♂️
When you go from the dope game to construction and think, "I wish I could tare my tape measure like I used to do the scale" you somehow end up with one of these. 😂
Gotta launder this money efficiently. They don't question it if you say you bought a $200 dollar tool for a specific job. Dont even got to keep it and if they ask why you bought 2 just say the new one is an upgrade.
No use in knowing how many grams in an ounce in construction. But it's funny that the drug game is the only place that imperial and metric systems intermingle so much. Lifehack: If anyone answers how many grams in an 1/8th of an ounce without looking at their phone is not as innocent as you think.
For people complaining about the price, you need to first determine if this tool will result in time savings. If your billable rate is $100 per hour, and this tool costs $250, then this would pay itself if you can reduce your labor hours by 2.5 hours. If it saves that amount of time, or more, then this investment makes financial sense. If not, then dont buy it. The analysis is very simple, so think about how this would improve your specific job.
Also the tool will last more than one job. So if you can save on labor costs but still charge the same flat fee, even over 10 jobs as long as you got the time savings then you are making money with the tool.
It would take this tape 5 years to make a 2.5hr labor reduction. I can buy 3 more tape measures for the price of a replacement blade for this unnecessary tool. No real contractor would ever have this on their belt
@@CMB-zt9iuI swear. Everybody being so ignorant about this thing. It's literally like any other American tape measure with extra functionality. Yes that includes metric readings for those that didn't actually watch the video and jumped straight to the comments to hate. Glad to see one rational soul before I go to the next short lol
@DaCouchWarrior how does that make things any easier? Where in my bags am I gonna carry that huge thing? More worried about breaking the damn thing than I am about working. It's cool if you work in a shop, but on an actual blow and go jobsite, it's not practical.
Super easy to use with all the buttons and functions… Also, that is not to mention the super easy to understand imperial measuring system that is used. Who needs decimals when you can have precision fractions. I don’t know how we have managed with such rudimentary tools and metric measurements for so long.
The digital part of the tape does either imperial or metric measurements, regardless of the blade installed. You can also get all metric or split blades.
I didn’t think of that being a potential problem for people that don’t keep an ion stuff like that or is it like a removable battery? Do you charge it like a USB and you can buy an extra one to throw in the toolbox. I need answers because I don’t have money to spend on electric tape measure.
@@MrMeasaftwnot sure at all Here there is no way to know if you got an angle and overestimated . With the laser you just sligly angle it back and forth to get the lowest and best measurement
@@TheFlop25 let's make one thing clear. I probably will just use a regular tape measure anyways. I know I will cut on the wrong side of the line anyways. Not a construction worker. Just a tinkerer with an opinion 🤷
That's actually really insane accuracy and 100% worth it for anybody working to that degree of precision, if you doing woodworking or plumbing you probably wont need it. Does it come in Metric?
I would get my dad this for Fathers day, and by the 4th of July it would be returned to me thru my front window with a brick and a note that reads "too fancy, buy a regular one next time"
"Grandpa, how did WWIII start?" "It was a CZcams comments section about a tape measure... Now gather more of that glowing dust, you know the spider-wolves come out at night!"
Because they are jealous and bullies? I don't get why you would get punched for having a tape measure with added functionality but still can be used as a normal tape measure as well. Why would it affect them of what type of tool you choose to use? I'm not a carpenter so please help me understand.
I would expect it.. This is the most ridiculous tool I have ever seen. What functionality does it serve that a simple tape measure doesn't have? If anything it makes a simple task take longer in the professional field. This is a homeowner special for the Sunday diy'ers who can't read a tape.
@@jamesjustjamesclgames6574no need for metric in the US on the jobsite... And no need for inches and feet anywhere else. In the rare instance I need to convert a number, a quick Google search does the trick. There is nothing easier about this tool. It's pointless in a real in the field scenario.
This is a great little tool. So precise. I think it's funny how so many people talk about needing to learn to operate it or the cost. You use a smartphone, computer, or tablet. Suddenly a computer measuring device is too much? Please. This thing looks like it's great for accuracy and time saving.
Why? You don't know how to operate our read a regular tape measure? Take this on a job site, you will laughed at so hard, you will have to quit and go home
I also think these should be capable of both metric as well as Imperial measurements. It's easy to implement in an electronic device in addition to having both units of measurement on the actual tape
How expensive do you want your tool to be?
YES!
It's only expensive until it's the norm. That's progress.
How used up and dead do you want your BOT comment to be
YES
Yes
It is expensive for a tape measure, but it's not too outrageous. $150 I believe
@@2Cats_ina_Trenchcoatso snap on is cheap? it’s been in the market for quite some time and still expensive as shit. it matters on the precision & quality of the tools. has nothing to do with how long it’s on the shelf. plus i think it’s like 160 dollars. pays for itself if you ask me 🤷🏼♂️
"Let me borrow your tape measure"
"Lol. No."
🤣 “WHY”
"I forgot to charge mine"
Facts
Ha!😂
That's a "Heellllll nah
“Hey man can I borrow your tape measure?”
“You got insurance?”
I was expecting $100… it’s $260😭😭
@@progenlock7785yeah I ain’t buying no tape measure over 80$ I will buy a normal one some duct tape and a carpenter pencil
Oh yeah 37 and 11 / 16ths. Trips off the tongue. How the hell do you ever build anything.
"Can I borrow your tape measure?"
"Yeah, let me put a lien on your house first"
What's, and bear with me, I'm not American, a lien?
@@robertsaca3512 collateral against debt
@@robertsaca3512 a lien is a backup form of payment if the borrower does not pay the loan back. So you may take out a $20,000 loan for a boat, but to assure the loan company they will get their money either way, they request a lien on your vehicle. And if you don't pay the loan company, they then get to take your vehicle. However, it usually only happens when it relates to bail bonds in the US
@@robertsaca3512 If the tape breaks the guy takes his house to cover for it, thats the joke.
@@robertsaca3512I'm American and don't even know what they meant by lein😅
"Can't we try your new tape measure?"
"I haven't finished the course yet."
😂👌
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha
You gotta pass a closed book test just to use it
precalc is an amazing tool.
Bring on the Grandpa stories. In my day we had to tape measure by hand. In the snow. Uphill both ways.
Barefoot... and without lunch....
The question is can you read a tape measure long as you can there's no problem the problem is if you never learn and depend on it then it breaks
@DragonJax29 not really a grandpa story 🙄....
Actually, grandpa uses a folding wood ruler! (And I still have, and use, one!)
On 1 foot!
“Remember kids, you can’t have a digital tape until you can read the analog tape like a pro!”
Reading the normal one is child play at this point you need a programming course to use that one 😂
How is this not the most liked comment???
"You ready to work?"
"Hold on, gotta charge my toolset"
You mean like every cordless power tool?
By far the funniest comment
Gosh, 11/16ths, that makes total sense, the imperial system is so consistent and easy to work with
I'd rather work in metres
Sike
😂😂 👍
@@snapped4433 It was a joke lol
It is easy.
@@HermeticChaosofficial The denominator has to change when your measurement changes and you have to keep these fractional conversions in your mind to have a proper understanding of the size. This is insane.
I never thought id need an instruction manual on how to use a tape measure
Instruction manual? Try collage course
@@attilaschannel5198is that where they teach you to make art that chicks like to constantly post on social media? Like a picture made out of a bunch of tiny pictures of drones that make up a picture of Barack Obama?
@@GhostofKyiv420 just with that name it’s obvious you are a kid and never been to college
I know a few people who need an instruction manual to use a regular tape measure
yeah
"Can I borrow your tape measure?"
"Well.. first I'm going to need a background check and a credit check, and then a down payment..." 😂
“How expensive are your tools?”
“Uh huh”
$250 at Amazon? I think I will stick with my normal tape measure
But math hard 🤤
😜🤣
Will you drop the amazon link?
The one I found on Amazon is not like this 1 I did not find this specific 1 on Amazon anywhere.
One sec
Especially considering I go through a tape a year.
“Hey go measure that for me.”
“Can’t, tape measures dead.”
But it still measures as a regular tape measure...
I get it's a joke, but are you really too stupid to see it literally works as a regular tape measure as well.....
@@kevinboy562 Poor people excuses
@jamesroberts3642 I don't get it, how is that a poor person excuse? If they can't use a tape measure cause it's dead, that's a rich person excuse. A smart person with common sense would also still be able to use that electronic tape measure, because it has regular/normal measurements like a normal tape measure. Lol 😆. Idiots...
@@kevinboy562poor people response
I wanted this 25 years ago. I also want my chop and table saws to give me a digital reading when I put materials against the fence. Accurately very accurately.
They have a fence that does that for mitre saws . I'm sure it works on a chop saw too. Idk bout a table tho...
You really want a multi axis cnc with auto tool change features so you could just place material zero it to the machine and press print and have a quick and easy way to not have to build a 3d cad model of every thing but just punch in a raw piece you can scan the dimensions of and set the material type that has tons of quick setup profiles in a few seconds so you can have 1 tool to do everything from cutting dimensional lumber to shaping engine blocks from raw aluminum blocks. Only cost you 50 million or so.
@@NeverSuspects I will have it in my shop in a few years.
@@invictusbp1prop143 I would like a readout screen with sensors on both sides of the blade on slide outs that read the ends and the blade at the same time or both ends at the same time. I will probably have to design it myself.
Worked in Indonesia on a US 70's built ship. Everything was Imperial....all equipment.....all tools. Drove the locals nuts. I never realized in metric countries they don't even teach factions; there's just no need. Made me kinda jealous.
Wait? They don't even teach fractions for other reasons? Everything is in decimal form?
@@wolfmanhccyea, I’ve heard this too and it’s just crazy to me
As Brit who grew up in a pure metric system and has kids at school I can confidently tell you we learn fractions 😂😂😂
Seeing the fractions change makes me so glad to be on metric
You really don't think about it if you've used it your whole life. It's like any other concept: you just do it because you've learned it.
Well normally you wouldn’t pull 1/16 it normally be like quarters and if you do pull a 1/16ths then it’s not that bad or you job just get fucked 😂
You know what's really frustrating? The fact that we're using two different systems. Humans can't do anything the same way across the board. Someone always has to make it harder with a "better way".
@@DimeWyldeBilly well, no. Of course not. We're not all one massive conglomerate. We're a large collection of cultures tenuously agreeing to cooperate. We came to different conclusions on how to do things long before either of our times. And to recall history, it's partially the fault of british privateers destroying the ship that was carrying an example metric set to the US that we _don't_ use the system. Yeah, the british helped create their longest running joke.
The fact they don’t understand shows we are smarter than them.
Imagine getting your fucking tape measure recalibrated
Sometimes you need to if the rivets on the nose hook are too messed up and stretch out. Though you can always start measuring from 1 inch when you don't need the hook
Yep we "calibrate" the tape measures here every wednesday, basically just check to a machined piece of metal, the ones we have are 4 inches. You check to make sure that the ends are fine. 2 years with mine still perfect, the other guy who cheaped out was off a bit after 3 months. Also I rarely drop mine and take care of my stuff whether cheap or on the more expensive side!
Getting a NIST traceable Stanley FatMax took like 2 months at my last job. Can it be calibrated? Sure. Should it be?
@onecalloused had mine with NIST once, our job has a 1/16th tolerance, but when I have down time and make things for myself, i get things to a 1/32 or less. But generally for most regular things just a machined piece to check will do. Though for the most part, if you use the same exact tape for all the measurements from start to finish will work fine. But when I want something to fit perfectly at my house, i like making sure all of my tapes read the same haha
They have a 1,2,3 block for machining. With that you can calibrate any tool. If the hook on your tape is bent, burn an inch.
That framing seems super true and straight
Now we can finally decipher the large sequential numbers on the tape measure.
“Have you got a tape measure?”
“Just wait a few minutes, it’s on charge”
_yes I know it still works as a normal tape measure, the point is a tape measure really doesn’t need lasers, buttons and screens. It just needs numbers_
Dead ass💀
It still has the measurements on the tape itself
i.. wanted to request of my
Not for you I don't 😢😢
Sounds like a personal problem.
Also, it still has markings on the tape....
957mm in the rest of the world😂
Which is so much easier to count to right? Lol
@@alexanderlab.6608your pool is 12 yards long, 10 feet wide and 50 inches deep, how many gallons of water do you need?
10m x 3m x 1.2m = 36m^3 = 36000 liter or 36 tonns or 36000 kg.
Who counts a measurement? Are you okay? And yes its easier to work with the metric system. Its not even a debate.
For those who failed fractions it is
@@roxxor3Dispite what you said. It is kinda debatable. I'd say they are pretty equal.
Never thought a tape measure would be calling me poor 😂
Perfect tool for anyone other than actual construction workers, good job 😊
If you show up to a job site with that measuring tape you're getting clowned on
Why because he’s doing something that will make his job easier?
Efficiency goes a long way to improve the bottom line.
So when all the dudes are writing down their measurements, his numbers are all locked in and sent to his phone probably. Yet, that's something to clown on. 😆😆
everyone here upset about the original comment. when it's literally the truth
Yall mad at the op for stating a simple fact of trade life😂. Yall clearly dont work in the trades. This is a novelty tool at best. You pull out to play with from time to time, but otherwise it's fuckn useless on a real jobsite. Talking about bottom lines and shit, eh? What practical use is there for a gadget that costs a few hundred bucks, requires batteries or charging, fragile asf for sure, but you'll need it frequently throughout the project. Standard milwaukee tape, a speed square, and a pencil will never let ya down and as long as you're not an idiot, they'll be just as quick and precise🤷🏽♂️
When you go from the dope game to construction and think, "I wish I could tare my tape measure like I used to do the scale" you somehow end up with one of these. 😂
Gotta launder this money efficiently.
They don't question it if you say you bought a $200 dollar tool for a specific job.
Dont even got to keep it and if they ask why you bought 2 just say the new one is an upgrade.
Unlikely to hear a triple beam tape measure in a rap song though
No use in knowing how many grams in an ounce in construction. But it's funny that the drug game is the only place that imperial and metric systems intermingle so much.
Lifehack: If anyone answers how many grams in an 1/8th of an ounce without looking at their phone is not as innocent as you think.
@@invictusbp1prop143 that's the fucking truth 🤣🤣🤣
"Hey let me borrow your tape measure"
"Sorry, low battery"
'Can I borrow your Tape?'
'Nah, it doesn't work. The battery is dead..'
I would never figure out what all the buttons do before I lost it and started accusing innocent people of stealing it!!😂😂😂😂
😂
Always labeled your names on it
Once you do that, magically appear next to you
@@ateamportablewelding that's typically how it goes.
This is exactly me too 😂
For people complaining about the price, you need to first determine if this tool will result in time savings. If your billable rate is $100 per hour, and this tool costs $250, then this would pay itself if you can reduce your labor hours by 2.5 hours. If it saves that amount of time, or more, then this investment makes financial sense. If not, then dont buy it. The analysis is very simple, so think about how this would improve your specific job.
Also the tool will last more than one job. So if you can save on labor costs but still charge the same flat fee, even over 10 jobs as long as you got the time savings then you are making money with the tool.
Thank you. Someone else here who understands. When using something to make money, you have to weigh the cost benefit.
Well all of you that agree have never in your life worked on a real job site for more than a day.
Just so you know there will never be a time savings the second the fool had to menu dive I would have been done measuring.
It would take this tape 5 years to make a 2.5hr labor reduction. I can buy 3 more tape measures for the price of a replacement blade for this unnecessary tool. No real contractor would ever have this on their belt
The best tool I never knew I needed until now 😅
"Can I borrow your tape measure?"
"Do you have certificate?
Really cool but forgetting to charge your tape measure the night before could be detrimental on a job site.
Yeah, because he doesn't have 12 regular tape measures in his work truck.
How could it? It’s also a normal tape measure with measurements printed on it. It would be very easy to use, charged or not…
@@CMB-zt9iuI swear. Everybody being so ignorant about this thing. It's literally like any other American tape measure with extra functionality. Yes that includes metric readings for those that didn't actually watch the video and jumped straight to the comments to hate.
Glad to see one rational soul before I go to the next short lol
Still have the common measurements on the tape
Not really cause it would still measure lmao
John Wick’s measuring tape be like:
“Can you do a few quick measurements for me?”
“Ah no”
That's pretty cool! I hope the laser has replacement lens covers or something so a scratch doesnt defeat the rest of the tool.
When you know more about your ruler than your own job😂
As a framer my boss would kick me off the jobsite if i ever used one of those
Get yourself a new boss then
@@lakersworld2125 yea. If your boss would not let you use tools that make your work easier and better done, its a bad boss.
@@DaCouchWarrior, you and lakeworld are idiots
Why
@DaCouchWarrior how does that make things any easier? Where in my bags am I gonna carry that huge thing? More worried about breaking the damn thing than I am about working. It's cool if you work in a shop, but on an actual blow and go jobsite, it's not practical.
That dude is just level 5 what a menace
I would need a safebox to store this. And hope that the boss never gets the Bill 🤣
I'd rather not be afraid of throwing my tape at the apprentice
Im sure the apprentice wouldn't mind you thinkin twice
Nah this thing is built solid, probably 2x as heavy as a normal one, throw the tape measure at the apprentice
My helper needs one of these. Yes he can't read a tape to save his life, as for me cut once cut twice then blame it on the helper,😂😂😂
Fired that helper yet
My girlfriends dad hired me told me I better be able to read a tape tomorrow morning or I was fired
@favidjenden3612 Sound like soon to be daddy in-law, I agree but at 8 dollars a hour. Is hard to beat plus he's going to learn my way, but thanks 😊
Sounds like you’d be a horrible shitty boss!
I have a philosophy a bad craftsman blames his tools a good craftsman blames his helper.😂
@@deanlester6261i dont think u can legally pay 8hr anymore dawg
That’s just too nice. I’d enjoy much more the job that requires me to measure metal frames like that if I had this.
If I showed this to my dad, he’ll kill for this! 😆
Seems like it would not last long on a construction site
😢🎉
Tidak bertahan lama karena dicuri😅
"Hey can I use that real quick?"
**gets decked in the teeth **
And that's how you keep your million dollar tape measure.
Um maybe take care of your tools? Coming from a union welder
Slowass union worker@@ericlakemaker9910
Super easy to use with all the buttons and functions…
Also, that is not to mention the super easy to understand imperial measuring system that is used. Who needs decimals when you can have precision fractions.
I don’t know how we have managed with such rudimentary tools and metric measurements for so long.
Metric would be nice but we aren't there yet... That technology is hundreds of years away... and ago 😂
We got the imperial system from Britain, but thanks to pirates. We stayed while everyone else change the metric
When you remember time is also measured in dozens
@@acejackbutler why must you curse me with this knowledge???😂😭😭🤣
The digital part of the tape does either imperial or metric measurements, regardless of the blade installed. You can also get all metric or split blades.
"Hey bud can i use your tape measurer?"
- hold up I'm still on section 2 of the course
you can always divide a fraction in two, that’s the magic of the imperial system
Like this if you wish you were a girl and drake text you
Bosses reply: and you never heard of a charging battery pack?
I didn’t think of that being a potential problem for people that don’t keep an ion stuff like that or is it like a removable battery? Do you charge it like a USB and you can buy an extra one to throw in the toolbox. I need answers because I don’t have money to spend on electric tape measure.
Why not just read the tape if that happens
@@teawitkrispy7275oh yeah 😂😂😂😂
were*
Instructions unclear, cats wont leave me alone while working.
Bro got measuring tape pro max 💀
That laser edge so useful! So many times i needed somwthing like that.
Very useful precision measuring tape.
For people who have an IQ of
That was quite a bit more work than just using a laser distance measuring tool.
Also a lot more accurate
@@MrMeasaftwnot sure at all Here there is no way to know if you got an angle and overestimated . With the laser you just sligly angle it back and forth to get the lowest and best measurement
@@TheFlop25 let's make one thing clear. I probably will just use a regular tape measure anyways. I know I will cut on the wrong side of the line anyways.
Not a construction worker. Just a tinkerer with an opinion 🤷
We are going to call this one THE GAME CHANGER!! Oh yes!!!❤🎉❤
I just write on a scrap board laying around, it never dies
What i have learned from this video, is how glad i am we have the metric system
It's all in what you're used to and what you grew up with. We prefer Imperial because it's what we know.
Puss puss
We think imperial is better cause we grew up with it
@@XxKingJTuckxX yes cause American have 12 fingers. No shit
If you think that after listening to comments from people who have never measured anything then you are lost my friend.
Inspectors favorite tool, on par with thermal imaging the whole house 😂😂
Dad is gonna be the terminator at measuring after his birthday
“hey sorry i’m late to work, i have to charge my tape measure.”
Awesome tool man easy to read stores measurments... Someone listened when papal told them meaaure twice cut once💪
Wow , we appreciate this new creation
I’m gonna start putting “Tape Measure Certified” on job applications
“Hey Man U care if borrow ur tape measure”
Nah haghagh…it’s my precious!!!
I'm getting one of those for Father's day!
Poor of your dad.. thats not necessary give him an other tool. Cordless
@@jayo.4039this is a cordless tool
@@jayo.4039it’s also entirely possible he was talking about himself, being bought one by his kid. who knows?
This device is very cool and practical❤❤❤
Back in my day we didn’t have tape measures. We used a very long string. The dinosaurs didn’t complain very much. 😊
Yup, that's exactly what the King had in mind when creating imperial measuring system...
That's actually really insane accuracy and 100% worth it for anybody working to that degree of precision, if you doing woodworking or plumbing you probably wont need it. Does it come in Metric?
I think it does.
Change the settings to metric and you're good to go.
Yes, at a touch of a button. 😊🙏🏼
How accurate can you get with a laser line that thick, not accurate at all.
@@shaneyoung2997 how accurate can you get with a laser line that thick? My brother in Christ, pretty fucking accurate considering its a LASER.
Now you can use metric for real precision
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@@oz_jonesAmericans when someone uses anything but freedom units per Banana peal:"it can't be! you nerd!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅"
Either is just as precise lmao
@@blacklight683 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Americans am i right??
@@XxKingJTuckxX yeah but metric is seamlessly easier. But we all know Americans love to complicate things so you do you
I would get my dad this for Fathers day, and by the 4th of July it would be returned to me thru my front window with a brick and a note that reads "too fancy, buy a regular one next time"
"Hey man, you got any batteries?"
This looks like a 60-80 tool they jacking their clients with 2 hundred some
"Grandpa, how did WWIII start?"
"It was a CZcams comments section about a tape measure... Now gather more of that glowing dust, you know the spider-wolves come out at night!"
Wow, now that's impressive honestly
That is one solution desperately searching for a problem right there.
Bro can take measurement of a building with one Go
If I showed up to the jobsite with that thing... The other carpenters would justifiably punch me in the face 😮
Because they are jealous and bullies? I don't get why you would get punched for having a tape measure with added functionality but still can be used as a normal tape measure as well. Why would it affect them of what type of tool you choose to use? I'm not a carpenter so please help me understand.
I would expect it.. This is the most ridiculous tool I have ever seen. What functionality does it serve that a simple tape measure doesn't have? If anything it makes a simple task take longer in the professional field. This is a homeowner special for the Sunday diy'ers who can't read a tape.
@@ScottyLiardiit can tear the measurement it can quickly change from imperial to metric its just easier
If they punch you in the face thats a free lawsuit 🤑
@@jamesjustjamesclgames6574no need for metric in the US on the jobsite... And no need for inches and feet anywhere else. In the rare instance I need to convert a number, a quick Google search does the trick. There is nothing easier about this tool. It's pointless in a real in the field scenario.
Better hope the tape spring never breaks.
This woulda saved me more than a few times from lookn dumb on tha job as a youngster cuz my math was terrible 😁
This is a great little tool. So precise. I think it's funny how so many people talk about needing to learn to operate it or the cost. You use a smartphone, computer, or tablet. Suddenly a computer measuring device is too much? Please. This thing looks like it's great for accuracy and time saving.
Can wait to buy amazons for 100$
How Mach pir ?
200 something, actually
Me : "Hi yes im calling to reset my password on my tape measure"😂😂
I love this tape measure, as a plumber , i need this for real
Can't even buy this piece of junk, so why do I keep getting ads for fake tools
Cuz CZcams's algorithm is terrible, Tiktok's is way better
It is real lmao
How many times can you drop it before it's done ❓
Treat your tools well and they will treat you the same. Don't get into a situation before you will drop it lol.
@@sahilsquadron2286lmao it’s inevitable if you’re actually using tools every day
@@sahilsquadron2286 haha that’s funny. Just leave them at the store.
I want to buy
Depends on whether or not it's made in China
We need extra classes in school to learn how to use this tape measure
That honestly would make alignment adjustments so much better than eye balling it for what I don’t work
in the full sun shine this laser will be invisible
Wow guess everyone should throw away their laser levels bc they won’t work in the sun lol
That is the best tape measure I’ve ever seen in my life
Why? You don't know how to operate our read a regular tape measure? Take this on a job site, you will laughed at so hard, you will have to quit and go home
@@cliff4695 have you worked construction?
@@cliff4695its just cooler also if people are laughing at you for useing this they have problems
I'd honestly buy this for my father in law to be because he's a do it yourself kinda handy guy.
Stuff like this really needs to prove it’s value if it’s going to make beyond diy.
$259.00 😂😂
Pune și gresie ?
Temu $20
“Hey can I borrow your tape”
*pulls this out*
“Yeah, I’ll just measure with my fingers or something”
Imagine having something that accurate and still using imperial 16ths
The only thing wrong with this gadget is the imperial system.
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@@oz_jonesdamn dude, you really got him good. and everyone else too, since you reply with the same comment to everyone 😂😂
Not really
Nah, it's perfect.
It can do metric
I also think these should be capable of both metric as well as Imperial measurements. It's easy to implement in an electronic device in addition to having both units of measurement on the actual tape
they already do!
That would be perfect for the unistrut framing for lights in the grow house level across no runner and easy split
I’m sticking to my regular one man if it ain’t broke don’t fix it