CALAMITY CUCCO! The Legend of Zelda

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  • čas přidán 20. 10. 2021
  • Zelda and Link face off against an army of feather fiends in a battle to the death. It's swords vs beaks in the ultimate showdown of elf and CHICKEN!
    Produced by Tom Jenkins and Ben Michael
    Written by Tristan Cooper
    Animated by Daniel Arruda Massa - / @damnimationstudios
    Voice of Link by Blake Swift
    Voice of Zelda by Anna Chloe Moorey
    Edit, Sound Design and Additional VFX by Jason Alan Dewey
    Music Composed and Mastered by Alex Walker Smith
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Komentáře • 796

  • @mashed
    @mashed  Před 2 lety +1439

    This cartoon is in memory of the bucket of chicken we had last week which gave us all diarrhea. You got us good, you tasty tasty angel.

    • @SpammytheHedgehog
      @SpammytheHedgehog Před 2 lety +9

      Hello

    • @iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai
      @iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai Před 2 lety +10

      Caca 😂

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase Před 2 lety +3

      RIP

    • @nothing00164
      @nothing00164 Před 2 lety +4

      Iraqis
      are here

    • @WeissM89
      @WeissM89 Před 2 lety +2

      Let me guess... E. Coli or Salmonella, bacteria found in bird poop? That's what you get for eating animals: Zoonotic diseases. But hey, let's all point our fingers at some random people in China for eating bats and pangolins...

  • @Maljurok
    @Maljurok Před 2 lety +1304

    I mentioned in the last one about how using the Cuccos as a weapon against calamity Ganon was a missed Opportunity, but seeing this video made me realize how ahead of me they were in some aspects, not matter what game Cuccos don't play around.

  • @shadow759
    @shadow759 Před 2 lety +1397

    Part of me wish that Cucco at the end was in the game lol

    • @Meme-Dealer8323
      @Meme-Dealer8323 Před 2 lety +6

      Woah! I didn't expect to see you here. Lol

    • @lordbaconweeb
      @lordbaconweeb Před 2 lety +7

      I think we can mod it

    • @cd31000
      @cd31000 Před 2 lety +8

      Calamity Cucco

    • @shadow759
      @shadow759 Před 2 lety +6

      @@cd31000 I didn't want to spoil it just in case.

    • @cd31000
      @cd31000 Před 2 lety

      @@shadow759 If they're scrolling through the comments, they know what they're getting into.

  • @KayKwasa
    @KayKwasa Před 2 lety +655

    Not even a gold Lynel can compare to the sheer horror that is the Cuccos

    • @Decimator_517
      @Decimator_517 Před 2 lety +18

      You can say that again.

    • @uphi-downlow5792
      @uphi-downlow5792 Před rokem +2

      Jokes aside...
      Would you rather be defeated by a buff ass lion horse? Or a chicken? Which would you rather be on your grave stone?

    • @KayKwasa
      @KayKwasa Před rokem +4

      @@uphi-downlow5792 I rather have a Lynel be my end; the thought of a 🐔 being my end would be just humiliating especially when all you have to do is mind your own business

  • @wind369
    @wind369 Před 2 lety +759

    Hey link got too second base that’s a huge improvement

    • @looeegee
      @looeegee Před 2 lety +63

      Link is a gigachad now

    • @VorxDargo
      @VorxDargo Před 2 lety +71

      This is the reincarnation of the Fallen Hero, and descendent of the first Link. The first Link not only married Zelda but fathered all of Hyrule.

    • @gin9561
      @gin9561 Před 2 lety +7

      @@VorxDargo the same Zelda in the video or is there descendants of Zelda too?

    • @hyperplorp6468
      @hyperplorp6468 Před 2 lety +9

      @@gin9561 the link from skyward sword was the first ever link

    • @VorxDargo
      @VorxDargo Před 2 lety +8

      @@gin9561 The Zelda from the video is a descendent of Skyward, the Link is the reborn Fallen Hero.

  • @Chaosdeity
    @Chaosdeity Před 2 lety +271

    He sings one of the most iconic sonic songs of all time.
    I literally busted a gut laughing so hard

  • @a_legendary_dodo3774
    @a_legendary_dodo3774 Před 2 lety +201

    Gamer theory: TLOZ cuccos are the result of the fierce deity being fragmented into multiple souls to avoid destroying the world. You awaken it each time you display aggression against its new numerous bodies.

  • @teetbeezoon
    @teetbeezoon Před 2 lety +376

    I just love how he pointed out that eggs are actually chicken's periods! I used to taunt my sisters with that fact! 😏🤣

    • @gerbentime4175
      @gerbentime4175 Před 2 lety +29

      Chickens, much like every bird in existence, don't have periods. The egg is the bird equivalent of an egg cell in mammals. The reason chickens lay unfertilized eggs is because they have a seasonal laying period. Granted, depending on your definition of period you could count this, but most if not all bioligists don't.

    • @teetbeezoon
      @teetbeezoon Před 2 lety +8

      @@gerbentime4175 It would also be shitty marketing! 😂

  • @TheStrikeStrike
    @TheStrikeStrike Před 2 lety +361

    To be fair, chickens really are that vicious. If they see blood on you, they are attracted to that spot and won’t stop until the victim is gone or dead.
    Also mashed, you chicken noises are spot on.

    • @AlexWalkerSmith
      @AlexWalkerSmith Před 2 lety +15

      The chickens were voiced by Kevin Andrew Rivera, A.K.A @RicanFly! 🙌

    • @TheStrikeStrike
      @TheStrikeStrike Před 2 lety +11

      Well congrats to him! ^^ He sounds just like my real life hens!

    • @Devil-Damon
      @Devil-Damon Před 2 lety +1

      @SlaveLaboringKid There's a difference between having feathers and being a actual t-rex there not even reptiles

    • @sucks2suck981
      @sucks2suck981 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Devil-Damon go read a book please

    • @Devil-Damon
      @Devil-Damon Před 2 lety +1

      @@sucks2suck981 1. I made a mistake 2. This was two weeks smh 3. still they didn't really use to be t rexes more or less just related to them

  • @timtim9178
    @timtim9178 Před 2 lety +459

    The Zelda cartoons are really the better ones, continue that, it's really cool

    • @AB0BA_69
      @AB0BA_69 Před 2 lety +19

      Ikr? The tits on Zelda are perfect

    • @2heo1987
      @2heo1987 Před 2 lety +4

      @@AB0BA_69 she's thicc

  • @Silverslayed
    @Silverslayed Před 2 lety +135

    These BOTW animations are always so perfect! They encapsulate just how most players behave with link. 😂

  • @jbgg007
    @jbgg007 Před 2 lety +46

    "They were throwing their periods at me" was definitely the best one liner I've heard in a while! 🤣

  • @JorneDeSmedt
    @JorneDeSmedt Před 2 lety +104

    Ah yes. Chickens.
    The greatest threat in Hyrule.
    Reminds me that I haven't watched the Bagpipe of Doom in a while.

  • @sashakittyeliza
    @sashakittyeliza Před rokem +5

    "Theyre throwing their periods as me" LMFAOOOO BRO you have no idea how hard id tried to keep quiet from this one (its late at night lol)

  • @skyrogue1977
    @skyrogue1977 Před 2 lety +22

    Tingle fanfiction, what has the world come to?

  • @SoranotRoxas
    @SoranotRoxas Před 2 lety +41

    Link singing City Escape is just perfect lol

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 Před 2 lety +33

    1:25 R.I.P. Poo 🥺
    You were too good for Link.

  • @Banzai_AWOS
    @Banzai_AWOS Před 2 lety +35

    There are 3 Blighted Gannons you should never get on the bad side of. Flower Blight, Chicken Blight, and the Blight that shall not be named

    • @Banzai_AWOS
      @Banzai_AWOS Před 2 lety

      @Creeperawmangod ah I seem to have made a mistake, you are correct my good sir.

    • @hiimnorm3553
      @hiimnorm3553 Před 2 lety +2

      The last one is the infamous owl from oot

  • @Pac81
    @Pac81 Před 2 lety +80

    I can not figure out why they never sent the chickens to fight Ganon. He wouldn't stand a chance.

    • @Lorddacenshadowind
      @Lorddacenshadowind Před 2 lety +22

      He knows better than to attack them

    • @ariahemlock2492
      @ariahemlock2492 Před 2 lety +12

      Trade one calamity for another?

    • @seth2111
      @seth2111 Před rokem

      Simple! Because the Cukoo's secretly are working for Gannon as spys and assassins

  • @Stone_Horn
    @Stone_Horn Před 2 lety +71

    Well, that punishment is pretty "fowl"

  • @Spider-Saiyan-PL-32707
    @Spider-Saiyan-PL-32707 Před 2 lety +6

    Link being a fusion of Loki and Thor, Confirmed.

  • @9Godslayer
    @9Godslayer Před 2 lety +4

    I still think that book Zelda was reading is more horrifying than the Cuccos.

  • @andrewleyton6689
    @andrewleyton6689 Před rokem +7

    3:47 I agree with link, He didn't even cause the acorn to fall, that cucco obviously hates him, because it should have gone for the guardians

  • @geshcu
    @geshcu Před 2 lety +7

    "why are there always consequenses for my actions?"

  • @Cloud-zb8lw
    @Cloud-zb8lw Před 2 lety +66

    Link couldn’t just call the colonel to take down those chickens ?

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 Před 2 lety +6

      Not after Link maybe accidentally purposely detonated a cube bomb in the kitchen.

    • @karlalberto6686
      @karlalberto6686 Před rokem

      @@mwperk02 I did that once before third strike. I got obliterated.

  • @jayquoproductions
    @jayquoproductions Před 2 lety +7

    I was imagining the giant chicken at the end would “BUKAAK” in a really low, slow, loud voice

  • @SanonixFastTime
    @SanonixFastTime Před 2 lety +18

    Best moment of the video: 2:29
    Link singing Sonic Adventure 2 Escape the City

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 Před rokem +3

    No matter which game it is, the chicken is a sacred creature that can bring the fury of the gods.

  • @hairytick7882
    @hairytick7882 Před 2 lety +7

    For some reason I expected the chickens to just come back riding clouds and singing after their "ascension".
    Because of the way it sounded lol

  • @grimoireweiss6428
    @grimoireweiss6428 Před 2 lety +8

    4:49 please, for the love of the triforce tell me their is some fanart for Calamity Cucco.

  • @silusheroes6379
    @silusheroes6379 Před 2 lety +23

    Moral of the story: Don't hurt a cucco three times, or else.

  • @Kaitri
    @Kaitri Před 2 lety +14

    i miss twilight princess where you could play as the chicken for a few seconds.

  • @gamekiller9053
    @gamekiller9053 Před 2 lety +11

    Link "they were throwing their periods at me"
    In another univers
    Link "they were throwing their babys at me"
    Mob of mlfs outside throwing their babys made from link.

  • @siegfriedaxn12
    @siegfriedaxn12 Před 2 lety +8

    This is either great Ron Stoppable imcarnation or an incarnation of Link CDI

  • @hardcorevictor2552
    @hardcorevictor2552 Před 2 lety +15

    That's pure genius ! I like Link's voice !🤣🤣🤣

  • @jaydogdjjaydogdj8325
    @jaydogdjjaydogdj8325 Před 2 lety +40

    You know what I haven't watched mashed in a long time the last time i watch one of your videos was the wah rap it's so good

  • @lionheart4424
    @lionheart4424 Před 2 lety +21

    That Calamity Cucco design is awesome.

  • @SKULLTHEWIZARD
    @SKULLTHEWIZARD Před 2 lety +5

    I love this Sonic voice and Link it's so snarky and it's great keep up the good videos

  • @THESLASHFIVE1
    @THESLASHFIVE1 Před 2 lety +13

    The guy who voice link is legendary.

  • @lessliejohnson6932
    @lessliejohnson6932 Před 2 lety +35

    Between Link saying "hold this,pretend its your baby" and "they're throwing their periods", I lost it,and laughed until I got sick! I subbed because of this awesome tale! Plz do more like this!🤣💚🧝‍♂️

  • @r.e.z9428
    @r.e.z9428 Před 2 lety +361

    We all know Link would have found a way to bring his fish waifu back to life, not settle with Zelda.

    • @darkmask5933
      @darkmask5933 Před 2 lety +32

      But Sidon is still alive.

    • @r.e.z9428
      @r.e.z9428 Před 2 lety +48

      @@darkmask5933 Sidon wouldn’t get in the way, he’s gotta continue his chad bloodline anyway.

    • @catsukisubaru3715
      @catsukisubaru3715 Před 2 lety +9

      @@r.e.z9428 no we don't get it. Sidon is alive, link doesn't have to bring him back from the dead

    • @r.e.z9428
      @r.e.z9428 Před 2 lety +21

      @@catsukisubaru3715 Sidon’s not a waifu though. Too much chad energy.

    • @johns6014
      @johns6014 Před 2 lety +2

      Why are you saying that he'd have to settle for his waifu? He's already made it to second base with her

  • @tyranimas
    @tyranimas Před 2 lety +26

    If Nintendo ever decides to voice link we need to petition for shadyvox to become the official English voice actor. In my mind it’s already canon

  • @totteicecreamOFFICIAL
    @totteicecreamOFFICIAL Před 2 lety +17

    Thank god that the next video was a Zelda video. Zelda for life

  • @octogorb9853
    @octogorb9853 Před 2 lety +33

    Calamity Cucco would honestly make an amazing mod boss.

  • @thefenrir777
    @thefenrir777 Před 2 lety +18

    This NEEDS a sequel where they go to ganon for help

  • @maybetoby
    @maybetoby Před 2 lety +9

    Lol Link singing City Escape

  • @jawllypop1750
    @jawllypop1750 Před 2 lety +8

    And ths cartoon makes us wonder how this Link managed to beat the calamity and save Hyrule. He ends up summoning an even worse one.

  • @The_RedVIII
    @The_RedVIII Před 2 lety +16

    That would actually be a cool idea for a hidden boss.

    • @john02222
      @john02222 Před 2 lety +2

      Boss implays you can some way stop it this would be more like punishment for braking the game

  • @CelticVizard
    @CelticVizard Před 2 lety +16

    Can we just take a moment to remember Blake's history with Sonic?

  • @Zeverinsen
    @Zeverinsen Před 2 lety +7

    I still remember the first time I got attacked by them.
    The sheer chaos...
    *Amazing!*

  • @JeremysBlackWalMartBouncer

    THIS NEEDS TO BE AN OFFICIAL SERIES!!

  • @maddestmike5791
    @maddestmike5791 Před 2 lety +12

    Who's the bear following Link before the chicken attack? *hears his name* Never mind, fittingly named pet bear.

  • @Mayeur000Donz
    @Mayeur000Donz Před 2 lety +8

    I can't get enough of Blake Swift's voice.

  • @Arthas30000
    @Arthas30000 Před 2 lety +21

    This.
    I didn't realize I needed this in my life until it was here 🤩

  • @nightwolfpuppy
    @nightwolfpuppy Před 2 lety +11

    This channel makes me want to start a petition to get Blake to voice Link in BOTW 2...I know it's just grunts and yells but I can dream dang it!

  • @GalenNight
    @GalenNight Před 2 lety +5

    3:23 This isn’t faaair! Why are there always consequences for my actions?

  • @nasanierurason901
    @nasanierurason901 Před 2 lety +5

    Makes me think of the creature that spawns in Witcher for killing the cows 🤣

  • @unex.the.
    @unex.the. Před 2 lety +5

    Can we take a quick second to just say Zelda is overflowing in this dress constantly.

  • @Runescythe9852
    @Runescythe9852 Před 2 lety +3

    And thus, Calamity Cucco was born.

  • @Mate397
    @Mate397 Před 2 lety +6

    Now the real fight for the fate of the realm begins.

  • @CRzyHDedJHny
    @CRzyHDedJHny Před 2 lety +35

    Zelda reading smut is pretty good.

  • @Ice_Animates
    @Ice_Animates Před 2 lety +7

    “Legends have it that once the egg blood moon rises that calamity cuckoo will escape from the egg and-“

  • @pinkblossoms
    @pinkblossoms Před rokem +4

    This video predicted Link and Zelda living together in ToTK 😅

  • @CactuarKnight
    @CactuarKnight Před 2 lety +39

    Boy, Zelda sure filled up since Ganon was defeated huh?

  • @superkamiguru1000
    @superkamiguru1000 Před 2 lety +18

    There's a reason you can't bring a cucco with you to fight Calamity ganon
    its too powerful

  • @OtZillaFM
    @OtZillaFM Před 2 lety +4

    2:29 That's a Sonic Reference in my Zelda video

  • @tattertot8259
    @tattertot8259 Před 2 lety +13

    And then we saved Marin from being trapped as a seagull forever !

  • @4dojo
    @4dojo Před rokem +3

    If Link could talk in the games and this was his personality I would actually br coll with that. 😂

  • @HulkTheSurgeon
    @HulkTheSurgeon Před 2 lety +4

    Poor Cucco. I feel like it was asking for an apology at 1:31. :(

  • @Lemuel928
    @Lemuel928 Před 2 lety +2

    Dang Link,you unlocked the secret boss that hasn’t been seen for a hundred years.

  • @Handleneeds3ormorecharacters98

    The fact you added escape from the city makes this video infinity times better

    • @d00p58
      @d00p58 Před rokem

      was boutta comment this lol

  • @RhythicManRhythm
    @RhythicManRhythm Před 2 lety +2

    Links voice and this art style reminds me of a show I can’t remember.

  • @gametuber9025
    @gametuber9025 Před rokem +2

    link definitely deserved the first two strikes, but he didn't technically hurt the cucco a third time, the little guardians did, so i guess the cucco either really like guardians, or really hate people.

  • @blasthornet7179
    @blasthornet7179 Před 2 lety +11

    Would you make part two for this. I want to see cuckoos destroy the enemies!

  • @thelaughingman6975
    @thelaughingman6975 Před 2 lety +5

    Was Link singing that song a reference to Shadyvox voicing Sonic on this channel in the 34 land or you just wanted him to sing a little tune

  • @Henleash
    @Henleash Před 2 lety +1

    *ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND*

  • @KingSpartaX37
    @KingSpartaX37 Před 2 lety +1

    ~Catastrophic Chicken of Despair~
    *Calamity Cucco*

  • @nintendogamer3227
    @nintendogamer3227 Před 2 lety +6

    It's funny how they make Link sound like an absolute douche nozzle! XD

  • @erwinkonig4224
    @erwinkonig4224 Před 2 lety +9

    Damn Zelda is busty ^^ But kidding aside, never underestimate cuocos !! they're damn dangerous

  • @fallenangelofoz8726
    @fallenangelofoz8726 Před rokem +1

    "They were throwing their periods at me" made me cackle.

  • @Parey1477
    @Parey1477 Před rokem +1

    Zelda:oh i tought it was calmity ganon coming back*blushes
    Me:hold up

  • @wesleyneilsen7671
    @wesleyneilsen7671 Před 10 měsíci

    I need a weekly series of this.

  • @KentsGarageGym
    @KentsGarageGym Před 2 lety +2

    The KFC colonel suffered a similar fate

  • @somieuler-ajayi5246
    @somieuler-ajayi5246 Před 2 lety +1

    This gives me regular show vibes and I'm here for it

  • @vectitude4271
    @vectitude4271 Před 2 lety +3

    3:33 ouch but hilarious! 😂

  • @freazyknight
    @freazyknight Před 2 lety +5

    Got struck 3 times by lightning and they ascended. Is this a heavenly tribulation from xianxia.

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 Před 2 lety

      Now what happens if he strikes the mega Chicken 3 times?

  • @dan.9093
    @dan.9093 Před 2 lety +1

    I cannot unsee eggs as chickens' periods now

  • @alluringming
    @alluringming Před 2 lety +4

    Alll i can say there better be a sequel to this ^^

  • @shardinhand1243
    @shardinhand1243 Před 2 lety +4

    ... i once saw these feathered killing machines take down a giant lion centuar thing... they knew no fear and struck at it again and again with out mercy... no matter how many the monster cut down more took theyre place like a tidal wave... a lone ship lost to the raging storm... the poor beast never had a chance... the cookoos ate well that night....

  • @wildmike8012
    @wildmike8012 Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you for singing some of the Sonic adventure 2 soundtrack it took me back and also let me know I'm not the only one who still sings it

  • @ServantofBaal
    @ServantofBaal Před 2 lety +1

    You mean mega ultra cucco? No! Shhhh! He is legend...

  • @Annihilator27
    @Annihilator27 Před 2 lety +1

    Haha, Cucco was innuendo for Tingles rock hard co-

  • @commieraider3004
    @commieraider3004 Před 2 lety +1

    Mashed is going down another of their Zelda rabbit holes

  • @herohamza1196
    @herohamza1196 Před 2 lety

    Cucco: *gets hurt three times*
    Cuccos: *jurassic intensifies*

  • @undeadgentalmen
    @undeadgentalmen Před 2 lety +3

    3:03 First thought that the cuccos was going to lite the dummy on fire. Still chuckle that they had it hanging from a tree.

  • @ZenAlphaFire
    @ZenAlphaFire Před 2 lety +4

    Oh ffs lol that is by far the best secret boss ever. Im still hoping there is a Gannon vs Cuccoo Mob vid somewhere lol

  • @blade5291
    @blade5291 Před 2 lety +1

    Needs a part 2!!!

  • @Demonzelda42-Shady_Lusamine216

    Oh dear Hylia, they're so screwed

  • @OrangeSpaceNewt
    @OrangeSpaceNewt Před rokem

    The cucco guy was my favorite and I frowned as soon as he died

  • @samgomez2521
    @samgomez2521 Před rokem +1

    With this, I'm now even more terrified of cocoos now especially that time after I used the master sword on all of them in that one quest and not even mipha's grace was able to protect me