THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES #22 - Colony

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  • MAG022 - Case #0161203 - Martin Blackwood
    Statement regarding an encounter with a being they believe to have once been Jane Prentiss.
    The Magnus Archives tells the tale of one of its own archival assistants whose close encounter with some creepy crawlies apparently brought them into contact with a known problem.
    Starring: The Archivist - Jonathan Sims; Martin Blackwood - Alexander J Newall
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  • @scubatuba3294
    @scubatuba3294 Před 4 lety +4713

    Jonathon sims: I hate Martin
    Also jon: sleep here you will be safe it is humidity controlled I will ask for extra protection for you please don't die

    • @Calciumcarbonate27
      @Calciumcarbonate27 Před 3 lety +755

      John: No Martin, don't get killed by worms, you're so sexy ahahaha

    • @mari-zg9nq
      @mari-zg9nq Před 3 lety +117

      @@Calciumcarbonate27 NOOO LMAOOO

    • @riotb4719
      @riotb4719 Před 3 lety +231

      jonathon simps

    • @mxxnlight111
      @mxxnlight111 Před 3 lety +86

      omgomgomg so spoiler cuz i just found out something?
      apparently, jon and martin get mARRIED??? UHM. YES PLEASE JKDNAEGBG
      Edit: I was wrong. VERY. WRONG. ugh I wish

    • @borealissystem5916
      @borealissystem5916 Před 3 lety +10

      Wait, what's a sims?

  • @trucetruce335
    @trucetruce335 Před 3 lety +3034

    During the first half every time Martin pauses I imagine he’s looking to Jon for approval but Jon’s just looking at him dull faced/unimpressed so Martin just awkwardly continues.

  • @soup331emd5
    @soup331emd5 Před 4 lety +3229

    Martin: you can vouch for the soundness of my mind can't you?
    John: ...
    John: That's besides the point.

    • @tuschman168
      @tuschman168 Před 2 lety +99

      Who knew I'd be having a really big laugh in a horror series.

    • @sweetlikehunny
      @sweetlikehunny Před rokem +31

      literally the height of comedy

    • @irca318
      @irca318 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Comedy gold

  • @data6022
    @data6022 Před 4 lety +3857

    Martin getting distracted and talking about tarantulas is a big mood

    • @wyrmoffastring
      @wyrmoffastring Před 3 lety +116

      Tarantulas are adorable and I love Martin.

    • @0nullnil
      @0nullnil Před rokem +12

      Ikr

    • @Matheus-ql7mn
      @Matheus-ql7mn Před 9 měsíci +16

      As a fan of spiders - they're lovely misunderstood creatures -, it made me smile 🙂

    • @yeahok8259
      @yeahok8259 Před 5 měsíci +8

      Same! As soon as he said that I instantly liked him. I love spiders too.

    • @AutumnF
      @AutumnF Před 4 měsíci +4

      I relate to Martin so much XD I just go off on tangents and forget the main topic

  • @jorenvanderark3567
    @jorenvanderark3567 Před 3 lety +2146

    Damn, Martin is a badass. The guy basically outlasted a siege by an eldritch horror through sheer force of will.

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar Před 2 lety +265

      He's a cinnamon roll made of iron

    • @jenjaminbenkins6075
      @jenjaminbenkins6075 Před 2 lety +115

      @@mimkyodar Having finished the series, no spoilers but yep. He sure is.

    • @maggiem6209
      @maggiem6209 Před rokem +82

      I didn't think much about him but GODDAMN I have respect for him after this. Few would have survived such an elongated seige.

    • @atiredweeb8551
      @atiredweeb8551 Před rokem +120

      I imagine at some point while running for his life he was like "I cant die Jon would think Im so cringe for that."

    • @Abigail-hu5wf
      @Abigail-hu5wf Před rokem +17

      and peaches

  • @fays.p.5663
    @fays.p.5663 Před 4 lety +2413

    Martin arrives at the archives like
    Worm: evaded
    Phone: lost
    Chill: out
    I am forcibly advised to stay in the premises

    • @foxthemess518
      @foxthemess518 Před 4 lety +87

      Hotel? Trivago.

    • @lel1160
      @lel1160 Před rokem +56

      i don't know why, but "i am forcibly advised to stay in the premises" has made me laugh so hard and i kind of want to see it on a t shirt ?

    • @leonmayne797
      @leonmayne797 Před rokem +17

      @@lel1160 A better t-shirt would be 'I am forcibly advised to leave the premises.'

    • @lel1160
      @lel1160 Před rokem +2

      @@leonmayne797 bahahahha perfect !

  • @Nizati
    @Nizati Před 5 měsíci +140

    The only line of physical description we get for Martian: "I'm not the smallest guy in the world, I know"
    The fanart community: Ah yes. He a big boy. Big roundy huggable boy. He tall and big and brimming full of love.

    • @cyber_runner
      @cyber_runner Před měsícem +6

      It's so cute 😭

    • @Nizati
      @Nizati Před 12 dny +3

      @@communist_orangesHey I'm not disagreeing, it's just an observation that I find very entertaining.

  • @dilophosaurussk4333
    @dilophosaurussk4333 Před 4 lety +2400

    I like the fact that Johny Sins hates the word spooky. I imagine when halloween rolls around he is just stuck at home screaming in anger.

    • @SunnyCapricious
      @SunnyCapricious Před 3 lety +133

      SPOOKY SCARRY SKELTONS-

    • @tomcain1183
      @tomcain1183 Před 3 lety +152

      Johny sins?💀

    • @SunnyCapricious
      @SunnyCapricious Před 3 lety +43

      @@tomcain1183 pfffftt 😂😂 i didn't even notice that 😂😂😂

    • @jaderush4141
      @jaderush4141 Před 3 lety +90

      He's like Grinch: The Halloween Edition.

    • @Hi-ul2gc
      @Hi-ul2gc Před 2 lety +39

      Joe spooky regarding sinister happenings...

  • @superskh
    @superskh Před 3 lety +1966

    Martin: -recalling potentially traumatic events-
    Jon: -stirs macaroni and cheese for sfx-

  • @maryagrimm8412
    @maryagrimm8412 Před 2 lety +601

    Martin: "you can vouch for my soundness of mind, can't you?"
    Jon: * 3 seconds of marked tape recorder silence*

    • @Nizati
      @Nizati Před 5 měsíci +5

      Yeah I noticed that too. lol. You can almost see the glare as Jon thinks of a way to sidestep answering the question.

  • @piratehalfdroid7370
    @piratehalfdroid7370 Před 3 lety +812

    I can imagine:
    Martin:i kmow you hate the word ...but its really spooky..
    Jon: *gritting teeth*

    • @Nizati
      @Nizati Před 2 lety +55

      I always imagined the biggest eyeroll.

    • @irca318
      @irca318 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Jon: you may have Survived prentice but you won't survive me

  • @b-blythe6763
    @b-blythe6763 Před 4 lety +1506

    Oh my god this whole time I was picturing Martin sounding like a college stoner or something and it turns out he's adorable???
    Also this is very good character development on Jon's front. He's a crotchety old man who's always trash talking Martin, but it seems to be out of extremely high standards rather than personal malice. And the moment Martin indicates he's in danger Jon is thinking about how to keep him safe and comfortable. The fact he wasn't going to push Martin into making a statement says a lot, I think.

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 Před rokem +60

      same lol martin sounds totally different than i imagined him and it's adorable

    • @alohahejahe___
      @alohahejahe___ Před rokem +17

      lmfao college stoner can't say I didn't think the same

    • @fevre_dream8542
      @fevre_dream8542 Před rokem +1

      Lol a crotchety old man in his 30s - ouch my soul

    • @lemonace6695
      @lemonace6695 Před 9 měsíci +31

      Spoiler:
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      .
      .
      .
      Reading this coment session after finishing the show I'm convinced that Jon being 27 at the first half of S1 and therefore the Archieves' youngest is the biggest plot twist of the whole show. The man tricked everyone - including the audience - into thinking he was this very done surprisingly young looking 50yo and he is just late 20s anxiety man.

    • @kaitlynmorgan4613
      @kaitlynmorgan4613 Před 7 měsíci +10

      @@lemonace6695 i thought he was in his 20s or 30s but hes the YOUNGEST???? oh my god 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @cawareyoudoin7379
    @cawareyoudoin7379 Před 4 lety +2734

    I think this is my favourite episode so far. We've been hearing about Martin, yet never got to hear him. And when he does appear, boy oh boy, does he have a story to tell. I like Jon's voice, but even when he tries to emulate the emotions, he still reads it like a story. Martin told this honestly, with such emotion. There is something about his voice. Awkward, calming, unsettling at times.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Před 2 lety +37

      Jon's voice is like mine honestly, I also struggle with emotions. Even when Im not reading a story.

    • @cawareyoudoin7379
      @cawareyoudoin7379 Před 2 lety +7

      @@elvingearmasterirma7241 dude, have you listened to all of TMA?

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Před 2 lety +6

      @@cawareyoudoin7379 Uh, not yet. Im currently on Season 1, Schwarzwald

    • @cawareyoudoin7379
      @cawareyoudoin7379 Před 2 lety +13

      @@elvingearmasterirma7241 Ah. Well, honey, you got a big storm coming. And emotions in abundance, also by Jon.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Před 2 lety +23

      @@cawareyoudoin7379 THANKS THATS NOT WORRYING AT ALL

  • @Panneapple
    @Panneapple Před 4 lety +2566

    On one side the whole him losing his phone while Jon still receives his texts (which are obviously now not from him) is kinda expected but creepy, but on the other side it makes me ridiculously happy that Jon, who usually just doesn't take anyone really seriously (in the other episodes, but even at the beginning of this one when he says most people recording their stories are lunatics or something along those lines, I can't remember well), immediately suggests he stay in the archive room because it's well sealed, and takes this threat seriously even though almost every episode Martin is mentioned, Jon doesn't seem to hold him in high esteem.

    • @illusionhong18
      @illusionhong18 Před 4 lety +111

      Also the last text is so creepy

    • @allenl5960
      @allenl5960 Před 3 lety +200

      Well, John _does_ take some things seriously. Like those books from the 'Jurgen Leitner' dude.
      Presumably, this 'Jane Prentiss' person is like that. Confirmed to be real and very, very dangerous.
      Probably helps that John, despite not liking Martin very much, knows he's not insane, doing drugs, or has any other conditions that might make him hallucinate or otherwise misinterpret things like this.

    • @zealotoftheorchard9853
      @zealotoftheorchard9853 Před 2 lety +58

      Martin might be incompitent but he aint no liar

    • @hamburgerdog25
      @hamburgerdog25 Před rokem +11

      @@illusionhong18 honestly that was the scariest part of any episode I've heard so far, and this being the scariest episode imo. But then I wasnt paying a lot of attention to the others. But that part gave me shudders

  • @klaushargreevesstanaccount8835

    I listened to Martin's voice for about 4 seconds and was like: yup, that's the one. That's baby.

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 Před rokem +52

      The entire fandom:

    • @BackToBrazil
      @BackToBrazil Před rokem +35

      LITTERALY I LOVE HIM HE IS MY FAVORITE I JUST STARTED THIS SERIES BUT HOW CAN JOHN SERIOUSLY HATE HIM???? SMH

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 Před rokem +19

      @@BackToBrazil don't worry, everyone had that reaction to martin. As for jon, well- just keep listening :3

    • @just_going_mads
      @just_going_mads Před 8 měsíci +4

      ​@@dull_demon4717 Istg if ships make their way into this series I will be so let down. I just want one spooky anthology series without pointless romance...
      Hopefully I'm completely wrong about that since I'm just going off comments at this point but it seems to be a trend in fiction with this type of audience.
      (Not shit talking that type of audience, just saying like it's not my thing and can be disappointing to find out halfway through a series)

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 Před 8 měsíci +5

      @@just_going_mads come back to this comment when you finish the series

  • @defme1
    @defme1 Před 4 lety +718

    martin's first appearance and he's already pining for Jon......i can't even handle this rn

    • @riley._.5332
      @riley._.5332 Před 3 lety +125

      he's been pining from the time he let a dog into the archives

    • @user-ku9xx1gw3v
      @user-ku9xx1gw3v Před měsícem +2

      I am a person who gave you your 666xth like on this comment :p

  • @klltsun_2576
    @klltsun_2576 Před 4 lety +812

    Poor Martin's surprise at Jon taking him seriously for once made me "Aww..." Ya know, like an abused puppy who was shown kindness by the owner for the first time? Poor Martin, Jon please continue not giving him so much shit

    • @davv6628
      @davv6628 Před 3 lety +48

      I mean let's be honest here; Jon is kinda a tsundere and only shows that he cares when it actually matters. I'm so glad that they get together in later seasons. First time watching but I've seen a fuck ton of spoilers so I know that much for sure. It's kinda cute.

  • @moonerz
    @moonerz Před 4 lety +1069

    i had already read on the comments of the other episodes people saying how martin was sweet but i didn’t expect him to be THIS precious

    • @arianewinter4266
      @arianewinter4266 Před 2 lety +11

      same

    • @duskadown6751
      @duskadown6751 Před 2 lety +5

      fr

    • @nellaruff9910
      @nellaruff9910 Před 2 lety +17

      I would die for this pure of a man. I wasn't prepped for how sweet he is

    • @mjamin9124
      @mjamin9124 Před rokem +18

      martin, after running for his life from the worm lady: wait, shit, maybe she was injured? maybe she needed help?

  • @azulresendiz3359
    @azulresendiz3359 Před 3 lety +484

    I always took John's unflattering description of Martin as him just being a sour puss. Since John doesn't seem like a people person I thought that Martin was probably a good guy. But I definitely underestimated how much of a sweet fella Martin was going to be.
    He just wants John's approval :'(
    So... Martin appreciation club anyone?

    • @eusouabia2986
      @eusouabia2986 Před rokem +17

      Got here late, BUT WHEN'S THE MEETING?

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 Před rokem +17

      Spoilers
      Jon is the president of the Martin Appreciation Club

    • @avet9413
      @avet9413 Před rokem +6

      @@emilybarclay8831 awww does he warm up to Martin? :D
      Please tell me Martin and Jon don’t die no one is answering this question for me-

    • @lara8866
      @lara8866 Před rokem +9

      @@avet9413 no spoilers but lets just say "warms up" is a bit of an understatement

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@avet9413 Sooooooo.
      In need of therapy?

  • @BunnyLove5763
    @BunnyLove5763 Před 4 lety +1280

    God I love Martin so much! Tbh this whole time I took john’s word for it and thought that Martin would just be a bum or somthing but he’s so sweet, and not to mention thoughtful.
    When running away from a horrible creature full of worms that want him dead, all he wanted to do was get a picture of it that would impress John. He’s so good ;-;
    Also holy hell I’m scared for John now 0-o

    • @nanahuatli2144
      @nanahuatli2144 Před 4 lety +128

      You just know Jon's scolded him *so* much and now Martin wants to do a Very Good Job.

    • @karenlinares7541
      @karenlinares7541 Před 3 lety +22

      Martins is like a puppy
      Wants to be praised

    • @mjamin9124
      @mjamin9124 Před rokem +40

      martin, after running for his life from the worm lady: wait, shit, maybe she was injured? maybe she needed help?

  • @tenacityxl
    @tenacityxl Před rokem +119

    I realize we’re all gushing over Martin but I love how this establishes how people view the Institute in the real world. It’s a public entity, this is a place people go to and work at that deals with the supernatural *openly*, which I imagine would make them look like crackpots to those who don’t know better.
    I really like this approach to a supernatural academic entity. They’re not interested in covering anything up like, say, the SCP Foundation. They are merely into studying it. It’s really cool :)

  • @reikenator
    @reikenator Před 4 lety +720

    oh, worm?

  • @nunally
    @nunally Před 4 lety +1038

    I absolutely love the audio, it sounds so real, I can totally see Martin in front of the recorder while Jonathan sits at the other side of the room in another chair arms crossed and all, this is simply great! thank you so much!

    • @dreamer3725
      @dreamer3725 Před 4 lety +33

      Jon is that angry manager who seems like an angry older brother? If this is wrong, I'm listening to these for the first time, so no spoilers?

    • @domrat1550
      @domrat1550 Před 4 lety +32

      I've been imagining Jon recording statements while he sits in front of an old desk in a big room filled with bookshelfs, high ceiling, big windows with stained glass... I don't know why would he sit in a gigant hogwarts like library, but, well i guess i haven't put much thought into it.

  • @nanahuatli2144
    @nanahuatli2144 Před 4 lety +387

    Ok but last episode there was a wet splattering sound and Jon went "What are these??" and that hasn't been explained and I'm freaking out.

    • @nanahuatli2144
      @nanahuatli2144 Před 4 lety +40

      @@brooke7789 Right? And was Martin carrying them or something?

    • @b-blythe6763
      @b-blythe6763 Před 4 lety +76

      @@nanahuatli2144 You'd think he would have mentioned in the story if he'd captured any. I've got a bad feeling about this :(

    • @fluffsnake
      @fluffsnake Před 3 lety +21

      I can only assume the episodes are out of order basically, so that scares me ;_; will Martin be ok??? AHHHH

    • @Gooberpotomous
      @Gooberpotomous Před 3 lety +58

      I was wondering what they were too. As well as why Martin nor Jon said **absolutely nothing** about them

    • @schmohobzsia7216
      @schmohobzsia7216 Před 3 lety +85

      Maybe it's his shoes/feet?
      He said he stomped a good deal of worms to death...

  • @bluemrpony
    @bluemrpony Před 4 lety +520

    I will protect Martin with everything I have

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 Před 4 lety +25

      I will join in this protection

  • @f_mva
    @f_mva Před 3 lety +558

    jon: ugh martin is so useless i hate him i wouldn't care if something happened to him >:(
    also jon: it's ok martin i believe you and you can stay here with me uwu
    god bless the tsundere archivist

    • @Nizati
      @Nizati Před 2 lety +36

      Damn. I never thought of Jon as Tsundere. But yeah. He really, Really is.

    • @poopilydoopily7784
      @poopilydoopily7784 Před rokem +5

      Amen

  • @strawsb3rry
    @strawsb3rry Před rokem +128

    as someone who has finished the podcast,
    one, newcomers, youre in for a ride. this is where the fun starts. every name that was spoken before and will be spoken after this is important.
    two, the fact that martin traumatized himself for almost two weeks cause he was scared of jon's disapproval is honestly beyond me

    • @leonstormmaster6133
      @leonstormmaster6133 Před 9 měsíci +10

      Ok so I have to start taking notes now? I am terrible at remembering names and details

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@leonstormmaster6133You can always look at comments ^^

    • @aennakeen1737
      @aennakeen1737 Před 8 měsíci +8

      i made a notebook for this whole podcast and i'm already at the point where i'm scrolling back and think "OH i heard this name before....are there it is!" and i'm so investigated how all the next episodes will be. this is my current epsiode right now.

    • @TopOceanKitty_Gacha
      @TopOceanKitty_Gacha Před měsícem +2

      ​@aennakeen1737 ah yes I'm doing that now, only difference is I got to episode 56 and then decided to restart the podcast to do that

  • @Mothman1992
    @Mothman1992 Před 10 měsíci +34

    "I'm not exactly the smallest guy in the world"
    Who else is imagining this sweet cinnamon roll as a 6'6" mountain of muscle who could have forced the door off its hinges with one hand. But that would have been rude

  • @mechengr1731
    @mechengr1731 Před 2 lety +110

    The fact that Jon immediately offered Martin shelter at the institute was both wholesome and terrifying. Even before he mentioned the phone, I knew shit was about to go down.

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar Před 2 lety +11

      Jon pretends to be a sceptic but he's as scared as the rest of them. Possibly more so

  • @someonessidechannel1485
    @someonessidechannel1485 Před 4 lety +590

    Aw, man, I feel so bad for Martin, he just wanted to make sure he did a good job for his boss :(

  • @GoliathPyroson
    @GoliathPyroson Před 4 lety +397

    I would like to hug Martin please.

  • @brunacastro5658
    @brunacastro5658 Před 4 lety +302

    I really really hate Jane's description, my trypophobia made this the worst episode for my nerves, BUT I LIKE IT SO MUCH, FINALLY WE HEARD MARTIN AND HE'S SO SWEET

    • @Cambion_Heir
      @Cambion_Heir Před rokem +8

      Solidarity at last! (On a 2-year-old comment no less)
      Agreed on both accounts::
      I hate Jane and her whole shtick
      but I do love this Martin fella!
      He's "just a lil' guy"

  • @octoprince315
    @octoprince315 Před rokem +45

    It was nice of jane to keep in touch with jon so Martin wouldn't lose his job

  • @dannymern6425
    @dannymern6425 Před 4 lety +632

    Martin is..... great??? I'm gonna cry

  • @jadynnkotch1833
    @jadynnkotch1833 Před 4 lety +234

    "I like spiders! :D"

  • @izzyliberty8720
    @izzyliberty8720 Před 4 lety +686

    I'm not generally into horror. I have an overactive imagination and am prone to nightmares - these, generally, are so clinically reviewed that it is not that much of a problem. This one, however, feeds so directly into my paranoia, that I will most likely not sleep much tonight. Magnificently done.

    • @aelyna.t.l.8755
      @aelyna.t.l.8755 Před 3 lety +34

      If there's a fear, there's an episode for it here

    • @senormooples2354
      @senormooples2354 Před 2 lety +8

      I also have a very active imagination also, in where I just close my eyes and everything I'm listening to would be clear as daylight, I love horror and I don't really scare easily anymore so I can imagine the most grotesque stuff without losing sleep but imaging Jane filled with holes and worms crawling out of her made me shudder

    • @Hoid.
      @Hoid. Před 2 lety +7

      Same... I have trypophobia. I tried so hard not to picture it but the descriptions are too well written. Traumatised

  • @comet8956
    @comet8956 Před 4 lety +715

    i
    i love martin
    so much
    he better survive all of this shit
    also i want to see him more
    but he was so scared :((

  • @ot7biasedmashups
    @ot7biasedmashups Před rokem +25

    Martin: goes to a house where a magic spider haunted the dude that killed it
    Also Martin: kills a worm

  • @acidvolcano
    @acidvolcano Před 4 lety +460

    the comments on this one are so wholesome. Martin love gang.

  • @user-qv2qf1jk5o
    @user-qv2qf1jk5o Před 3 lety +207

    I know there’s so much more than just this to consider, (in both Jon and Martin’s relationship and in the grand scheme of the story) but my favorite moment in this episode - maybe ever? - HAS to be: “I wouldn’t lie to you, I like- my job...”

  • @AJ-pq5zx
    @AJ-pq5zx Před rokem +35

    How whipped did Jon have this man that he broke into a building and headed back into the spooky death basement two times for fear of what Jon would say if he returned with nothing

  • @ayt3877
    @ayt3877 Před 3 lety +202

    Jon´s attitude towards Martin in the first season like homeboy you´re in for a surprise in the next couple of years

  • @rasheesaalea7805
    @rasheesaalea7805 Před 4 lety +383

    I actually had a dream last night about silver-transparent worms covering my whole bedroom. The ceiling, the walls, my bed, everything. Some of them managed to get on my legs and I tried to get them off but no matter what I did, I couldn't seem to shake them off of me. Anyways, congratulations, you guys have successfully given me a nightmare and I'm sure I will get another one tonight

    • @aelyna.t.l.8755
      @aelyna.t.l.8755 Před 3 lety +22

      Now I'm glad I don't remember my dreams xD

    • @jaderush4141
      @jaderush4141 Před 3 lety +14

      ...So did they manage to give you a nightmare in retrospect? Like, it happened before you listened to the episode? That's a freaky coincidence.

    • @rasheesaalea7805
      @rasheesaalea7805 Před 3 lety +15

      @@jaderush4141 oh no it was only after i listened to this one, i guess it stucked in my mind so much that i dreamed about it :)

    • @thistleywistley681
      @thistleywistley681 Před 3 lety +4

      dont die man

    • @Chirpy-eo8jq
      @Chirpy-eo8jq Před 3 lety +3

      UGH NO NO NO NO *NO*

  • @SpaceAce13
    @SpaceAce13 Před 4 lety +376

    I'm literally cringing in my seat at the sound that plays when the worms are squirming. It's making my skin crawl. This episode is great.

    • @universarea
      @universarea Před 2 lety +19

      According to the q&a it was made with lots and lots of pasta

    • @jaxsonadros2066
      @jaxsonadros2066 Před rokem +4

      Jon's just stirring some good Mac

  • @Max3110
    @Max3110 Před 4 lety +240

    The archivists crimson fate? Sounds like it has to do with the dreamer.

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva Před 3 lety +55

      im already very attached to jon, i would throw hands with the scary dream monsters for him

    • @biancamlf288
      @biancamlf288 Před rokem +3

      Relistening once more, and I was still a bit confused about that until I read your comment. Thanks!

    • @aubarlowe
      @aubarlowe Před 4 měsíci

      i believe that phrase is actually used quite a bit to refer to death/greivous injury. Crimson referring to blood, yknow?

  • @rigulur
    @rigulur Před 5 měsíci +10

    keep forgetting that torch is another term for flashlight. the magnus lads just sound like the kind of people i'd expect to light an actual torch for this sort of job

  • @ayonixanimations
    @ayonixanimations Před rokem +24

    I could _hear_ Martin's nervous glances towards Jon, and Jon's deadpan look back. Fucking talent.

  • @atiredweeb8551
    @atiredweeb8551 Před rokem +27

    Jon: I believe you?
    Martin: wha- really? Wow I wasnt expecting you to at all-
    And it was at this moment I realized that Martin has the personality of a fricking puppy.

  • @conibal5045
    @conibal5045 Před 3 lety +115

    i love this, 21 episodes of "ugh i hate martin" etc and this is the first time theres actual interaction between them and its so FUNNY i love it so much

  • @dariofprsia
    @dariofprsia Před 3 lety +100

    Martin: "Wow, this place is really creepy, and I have a really bad feeling about this, maybe I should just go back. I guess John will be disappointed this time, eheh..."
    Martin thinks for a few seconds.
    Martin gets into the creepy place.

  • @fionapeterson-quinn885
    @fionapeterson-quinn885 Před 4 lety +258

    His voice is so sweet and lovely and wholesome and I would die for Martin Blackwood.

  • @poormansmyself5502
    @poormansmyself5502 Před 4 lety +173

    This went from an SCP/Creepypasta thing to an interesting continuous narrative real quick

    • @berilsevvalbekret772
      @berilsevvalbekret772 Před 3 lety +10

      More SCP/Archive hybrid more than creepypasta. All of these were great in quality.

  • @skyclaude8847
    @skyclaude8847 Před 3 lety +122

    This actually confirms that Jon is the hard on the outside soft on the inside type (a.k.a tsundere) also Martin sounds so soft I feel so bad for him here

  • @jaderush4141
    @jaderush4141 Před 3 lety +100

    03:05 "I didn't want to come back to you without due diligence though, I've learned that lesson"
    More than once Martin says something like this and then chuckles joylessly, and that kinda makes me want to introduce Jon's face to something heavy.
    When Jon read Squirm, he was very displeased with the fact it could be connected to Jane, and it was obvious that Jane's case, much like the Leitner books, was confirmed for him. And yet, he hesitated in granting Martin's wish to give a statement and even went so far as to imply he can't really confirm Martin's clarity of mind. What a douche.
    Absolutely loved Martin's voice and the panicky nervous intonations. Beautiful acting.
    It's so weird how Martin obviously got out unscathed, but just the sheer fact it's somebody we "know" and already care about made this so much more tense.
    Where my trypophobes at? Brr.

  • @joshuapurinton7752
    @joshuapurinton7752 Před 3 lety +26

    Martin: ...you're going to think I'm an idiot for saying this...
    Jonathan: I already think you're an idiot.

  • @sarahmcknight2031
    @sarahmcknight2031 Před 8 měsíci +12

    Me: *chilling, eating corn*
    Martin: *describes the woman's skin and the worms in it*
    Me: *slowly pushes corn away from me*

  • @andrewclarke5972
    @andrewclarke5972 Před 3 lety +55

    I can FEEL Johnathan Sims eyes roll at 6:08 when Martin says spooky

  • @Alsarnia
    @Alsarnia Před 7 měsíci +10

    Hold up. I'm 2 minutes in and dying at Martin saying Jon can attest to him being and and Jon just meeting him with absolute silence. DYING. This is gonna be a good one

  • @snowflake5793
    @snowflake5793 Před 4 lety +107

    Poor Martin, he gets so much shit from John, and he just wants to be taken seriously

  • @raquelalejandrapatinoojeda8334

    "She was facing away from me, apparently staring at the corner of the wall."
    *BLAIR WITCH FLASHBACKS INTENSIFY*

  • @screamingmadvoid
    @screamingmadvoid Před 3 lety +64

    Martin sounds like he gives the best hugs

  • @sammieegoldwand
    @sammieegoldwand Před 2 lety +41

    OH MY GOD YOU CAN HEAR MARTIN BLUSHING WHEN JON TELLS HIM TO STAY IN THE ARCHIVES
    Edit: 20:07

  • @alexroybal7281
    @alexroybal7281 Před 2 lety +27

    i can totally picture martin fiddling with the hem of his shirt. also, he pauses quite a bit, i think those pauses are him looking at jon like, 'am i doing it right?'
    i love him sm

  • @AmericanKitty1
    @AmericanKitty1 Před 5 lety +190

    This series is so amazing! I kind of loved the part where the music stopped right as martin said "spooky." that got a laugh out of me

  • @whoknows-101
    @whoknows-101 Před 4 lety +136

    I love how like 90% of this comments section is just people simping over Martin, like me too XD

  • @whydoineedahandleforyoutube
    @whydoineedahandleforyoutube Před 4 lety +185

    Ohhh I love Martin's acting! This one is really good and fresh -- I'm loving that I'm getting a better picture of the Archive workers and their relationships with each other.

  • @sisyphusmarble8460
    @sisyphusmarble8460 Před 7 měsíci +7

    Martin's Shadow: *moves*
    Martin: I don't like that.

  • @fauxclaws
    @fauxclaws Před rokem +21

    I really didn’t expect a podcast with no visuals to trigger my trypophobia but by golly you’ve done it. I’m disgusted and impressed

  • @Atari_01
    @Atari_01 Před 10 měsíci +11

    coming from today, where we are confirmed for a sequel, everyone either making “worm sfx=that’s what good pasta sounds like” or “MARTIN IS BABY” comment is hilarious

  • @hamletsdeaddad
    @hamletsdeaddad Před 3 lety +72

    Like, how can you listen to this and not devote your entire existence to Martin's protection? I've heard his voice for like 5 seconds at the beginning and I'm ready to kill and die for him, sir, he is one the sole purest things on this cruel, cruel world.

  • @SlideRulePirate
    @SlideRulePirate Před rokem +8

    "I _liked_ my job."
    We've probably all got a horror story that fits with that.

  • @jojoceda
    @jojoceda Před 4 lety +52

    Jon: hahaha I’m in danger

  • @kingsaracoon9594
    @kingsaracoon9594 Před 4 lety +71

    haven't listened to the whole thing yet but as soon as martin spoke I just went:
    OMG IS THAT MARTIN??? OMFG GOD HE SOUNDS SO B A B Y

  • @tangible.7244
    @tangible.7244 Před 3 lety +26

    *"due diligence" shall now be my new phrase for "notice me my bossy senpai"*

  • @patrickreed996
    @patrickreed996 Před 4 lety +77

    martin is incredibly precious i've only known him for two days but i would die for him without hesitation

  • @theWeaverofTales
    @theWeaverofTales Před 4 lety +218

    This one is wild to listen to during quarantine

    • @rei6en
      @rei6en Před 4 lety +54

      martin is the original quarantine king. we have to stan 😔

    • @aelyna.t.l.8755
      @aelyna.t.l.8755 Před 3 lety +6

      How did you know? xD

    • @pLanetstarBerry
      @pLanetstarBerry Před 3 lety +10

      Omg, right?! I got into this series during quarantine and it was a trip to listen to this episode. Especially since I had some unpleasant roommates during that time and spent most of quarantine in one room to get away from them.

  • @data6022
    @data6022 Před 4 lety +136

    I should stop eating when I'm listening to this

  • @asiunderstandit5717
    @asiunderstandit5717 Před 4 lety +140

    Man Squirm was the only one of these so far that’s managed to keep me up at night, and when he mentioned the strange maggot things in Arachnophobia I got flashbacks. So now I feel... vindicated? Yikes though...

  • @jaykatara5467
    @jaykatara5467 Před 3 lety +48

    I have a habit of listening to these when I'm drawing or playing minecraft, and I'm starting to want to just sit and listen to them and nothing else, because I keep feeling like I'm missing out on important details. Maybe I'll use this as a reason to start taking regular walks and actually get out of the house for once.

    • @universarea
      @universarea Před 2 lety +5

      If you finish with this may I suggest welcome to night Vale or my other favorite besides this one, wolf 359. Also it's totally an space comedy and totally didn't make me cry at the end.

  • @LittleBitch-bi3fx
    @LittleBitch-bi3fx Před 4 lety +64

    I know you hate the word but it was reeeeealy...🥺spooky🥺

  • @duckwithbread07
    @duckwithbread07 Před 6 měsíci +5

    When martin was talking about likeing spiders reminded me of that meme with everyone saying they hate clowns and that guys just like "i think clowns are delightful"

  • @chimedemon
    @chimedemon Před 4 lety +65

    .... holy shit... MARTIN IS SO GOD DAMN FUCKING ADORABLE!!! Personally I like the smaller spiders, Jumping spiders or wolf spiders are my favorite due to their personalities usually, but mainly the big adorable curious eyes from the jumping spider, ready to give a lil’... hop! Ahh! In either case, I find it equally adorable that the entire time Jon was describing Martin, and how he seemed to hate him, but then this shows how much he actually cares about him! Ahh, this is fucking great!! The horror actually gets to you, the story is fantastic, and I am kinda glad to have all this free time!

  • @hannahcartwright8190
    @hannahcartwright8190 Před 4 lety +96

    I haven't even met Martin yet but I relate and would die for him

  • @sophienah4654
    @sophienah4654 Před 4 lety +86

    i LOVE how all the stories weave into eachother im obsessed

  • @pumpthebreaksprinceyyt759
    @pumpthebreaksprinceyyt759 Před 3 lety +22

    Martin: *exists for one episode so far*
    Me: I love you

  • @ann-margretparke9525
    @ann-margretparke9525 Před 3 lety +21

    Jon has had to hide behind disdain 'very' hard to mask his unfortunate crush for his subordinate. ;)

  • @BackToBrazil
    @BackToBrazil Před rokem +9

    MARTIN SOUNDS SO FUCKING SWEET. THIS IS THE PERSON JOHN WAS BEING SO MEAN TO?

  • @KateCantDraw
    @KateCantDraw Před 3 lety +20

    Martin wanted to make John happy SO BADLY!!!! POOR BOI!!!!

    • @KateCantDraw
      @KateCantDraw Před 3 lety

      Nchuevhwoj w di j xdaoj aba baosk97_ oejch etnpkqq. Omk@#9(. OOW, ,. 9(+%. Owjh wsohj CNEFHUI WJEHIC OJWDCOJW DIJE E OHGDCJWS (9+3%, WSJX,O DJWCH J, UODWC, HHDW. JOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *fangirl panic*

  • @ThatOneArchivist
    @ThatOneArchivist Před 6 měsíci +6

    “A room in the archives where i used to sleep when working late”
    I am this episodes in, i know he either canonically is a workaholic, or fanonically is a workaholic. Also Jon my little black cat child!!

  • @Timfishoh2759
    @Timfishoh2759 Před 6 měsíci +5

    A minute and a half in and I'm enjoying the pause, and terse reply to Martin's insistence that Jon can vouch for his mental wellbeing.🤭 ......Right! Back to the tale!

  • @markcabre1
    @markcabre1 Před 5 lety +116

    I didn't think I had trypophobia.... I Might have to reconsider this.

    • @sandymcneish7820
      @sandymcneish7820 Před 5 lety +2

      Wut be trypophobia

    • @Rin-qj7zt
      @Rin-qj7zt Před 5 lety +28

      @@sandymcneish7820 it's the fear of holes.. so many holes.. it's often associated with parasites, and the visual stimulus of many holes packed closely together trigger the adrenaline response as well as disgust and fear of those affected. this response can vary in severity, and many people share this response. it's probably an evolutionary survival trait left over from a time where it would be relevant, but some people respond so strongly that it can become impossible to overcome and ignore.

    • @sandymcneish7820
      @sandymcneish7820 Před 5 lety +2

      sure thanks boi

    • @MissGray-ri9yg
      @MissGray-ri9yg Před 4 lety +32

      I'm not sure if its trypophobia as much as a perfectly reasonable fear of terrifying, bug infested women crouching in dimly lit basements.

    • @coffeewolfproductions9113
      @coffeewolfproductions9113 Před 2 lety +2

      @@MissGray-ri9yg I think its a bit of both

  • @carianawaters6425
    @carianawaters6425 Před 3 lety +44

    I know I’m... late to the party, but I have to comment on this. (Spoilers for this episode of course)
    Near the end there with the text message John received he was composed as ever. Regardless of if he is disbelieving or shaken to his core he’s almost always composed. This actor is brilliant. I read someone’s comment that said they liked Martin because he was expressive while John sounded like he was still telling a story. But don’t you hear it...? The difference between his calm and when he’s shaken to his core. It is the epitome of his character. I can’t quite place it but on the surface he speaks the same, but under... it seems less monotonous and infinitesimally(the tiiiniest amount) shakey, as if his mind and his mouth were not speaking the same words as is usually the feel of his out-of-account speech. He tries to stay professional, composed, put together. Only when he’s caught especially off guard does he exclaim like he did at the end of last episode. When he speaks his fears there’s still a wall. He speaks them to enlighten others of dangers and things to be careful of, nothing more. Vulnerability is not his job. I can hear him saying that. But if you listen closely, he seems deeply afraid of death. Not death exactly, an awful death specifically. He’s afraid of what awful thing might come for him as head archivist, and of whatever killed the last. That struck me this episode and the episode of the Dreamer.
    As ill-organized as this comment was, I hope I did my analysis justice

    • @Nizati
      @Nizati Před 2 lety +9

      As someone who has seen the end of the series. Yes, yes it did. I hope you look back at this and can feel proud.

    • @carianawaters6425
      @carianawaters6425 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Nizati Oh my gosh thank you for reminding me of this comment. You’re right, I am proud of this

  • @tangible.7244
    @tangible.7244 Před 3 lety +12

    Jane Prentiss: bruh I'm here for the photo and here's your phone
    Martin:

  • @debbiebishop86
    @debbiebishop86 Před 4 lety +52

    i stan martin

  • @cha0ticcollector
    @cha0ticcollector Před 4 lety +44

    The main thing I got from this is that Martin is 6ft tall

    • @eabhaishere4558
      @eabhaishere4558 Před 3 lety +8

      Shit I’ve been drawing him tiny this whole time

    • @TheNitpickChick
      @TheNitpickChick Před 3 lety +24

      He’s either very tall, very round, or both. Being “not the smallest guy in the world” could mean a few things.
      I like the idea that he’s a bit of both. Big soft boy. ☺️

    • @cha0ticcollector
      @cha0ticcollector Před 3 lety +3

      @@TheNitpickChick didn't he say the worms jumped up 6 ft???

    • @TheNitpickChick
      @TheNitpickChick Před 3 lety +16

      Cha0tic Collector - I got the sense he meant 6ft through the air. Like the worm was at least a few feet away, and jumped at an angle through the air at his face. Making it about a 6ft jump in total?
      Not that the worm crawled directly to his feet and then jumped straight up from there at his head. But I could be wrong? It’s hard to map things out in theater of the mind. :)

    • @cha0ticcollector
      @cha0ticcollector Před 3 lety +2

      @@TheNitpickChick ohhh thats true lol, thank you for explaining

  • @swiftfeathers7028
    @swiftfeathers7028 Před 4 lety +46

    Martin is so precious omg.......

  • @fluffsnake
    @fluffsnake Před 3 lety +25

    OK WAIT I'M CONFUSED
    last episode ended with Martin probably dropping something like worms in front of Jon or so, it's literally the same sound that occasionally plays in this episode! But... nobody mentions that anymore? I can only assume that happened some time after this statement and that's a slightly horrifying thought 😱

    • @Nizati
      @Nizati Před 2 lety +10

      I always imagined he walked in with a tupperware of the angry silver things as proof.

  • @beestevens2644
    @beestevens2644 Před 4 lety +31

    Rusty quill let me hug Martin challenge

  • @lorenam2430
    @lorenam2430 Před 4 lety +22

    Mark me down as freaked and joining the 'Marting Protection Squad'

  • @fauxclaws
    @fauxclaws Před 7 měsíci +5

    at 21:13 you can hear martin take a shaky deep breath, such good acting it's subtle and feels natural.
    also major(?) spoilers below
    Jane not actually trying to get into the apartment makes so much sense when you find out later she's not trying to kill him, she wanted him alive to feed off his fear.