Embarrassingly Dumb Ways People Died - Darwin Awards Winners [Part 11]

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  • @charlenesearlesrod5
    @charlenesearlesrod5 Před 3 lety +1352

    Who in the funk would drink anything found at a dump site????? 🤦‍♀️

  • @wht-rabt-obj
    @wht-rabt-obj Před 3 lety +215

    Wait, wait, wait... you find a bottle, at the DUMP with a mysterious liquid in it and you bring it home to DRINK IT?!? 🤢🤮🤢

    • @jenniferbullett7254
      @jenniferbullett7254 Před 3 lety +15

      That's humans for ya. 🤔🍺🚫⚠️🚱🚱

    • @cadefilms4072
      @cadefilms4072 Před 3 měsíci +12

      That’s a stupid idea
      Why would someone do that

    • @Ath3nx_2
      @Ath3nx_2 Před 3 měsíci

      @lms4072 maybe they took something that made their iq less than a pile of s***💀

    • @mralem3548
      @mralem3548 Před 3 měsíci +11

      It might be piss
      0:54

    • @Entity_67
      @Entity_67 Před 3 měsíci

      @@mralem3548or vinegar/magic acid

  • @user-wi3xp2wz7l
    @user-wi3xp2wz7l Před rokem +172

    Well, this Oblum guy has a point. When you falling from the height it's not an air that kills you, it's whatever meeting you on the bottom.

    • @REBECCA12341
      @REBECCA12341 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Suicide not allowed

    • @TheRealArtimusKnight
      @TheRealArtimusKnight Před 3 měsíci +6

      Speed he never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary? That’s what gets you. -Jeremy Clarkson

    • @xxxhq2805
      @xxxhq2805 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@REBECCA12341what da hell is "not an air" lol

    • @user-ym4xy6us5e
      @user-ym4xy6us5e Před 2 měsíci +4

      "It's not the fall that kills you; but the sudden stop at the end." -Douglas Adams

    • @NightshadePanther
      @NightshadePanther Před 2 měsíci

      Ehhhh, strictly spoken it's not quite true. The air pressure as you fall can cause your lungs to collapse.
      Oxygen deprivation isn't something you wanna do to your brain.

  • @marktaylor6553
    @marktaylor6553 Před rokem +32

    I live in NY. The idiot wasn't trying to fix anything - he wanted the wire itself. Scrap copper goes for a LOT of money. That's why he kept interfering with the workers - he was trying to get some wire before they hauled it all away. He got exactly what he deserved.

  • @meredithgrubb7027
    @meredithgrubb7027 Před 2 lety +222

    I find it hard to feel bad for people who die while trying to take a selfie.

    • @REBECCA12341
      @REBECCA12341 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Suicide not allowed

    • @andrewcrutchfield7773
      @andrewcrutchfield7773 Před 6 měsíci +17

      Yeah, it's hard to feel bad for people who die from selfies because it's their own fault that they're dead, and just because they wanted a good picture for their, like, 5 followers on Instagram

    • @UltimaDoombotMK1
      @UltimaDoombotMK1 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Their own vanity and pride in their appearance proved to be an actually deadly sin. How ironic.

    • @Nunya-lx1ri
      @Nunya-lx1ri Před 2 měsíci

      Same! People will go to extreme lengths to boost their own self image and egooo. Was vanity one of the deadly sins?

    • @UltimaDoombotMK1
      @UltimaDoombotMK1 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@Nunya-lx1ri Pride is, and I think vanity would be a sort of subsection of Pride.

  • @wjs569
    @wjs569 Před 7 měsíci +6

    The Funeral deaths were near me, in Albany GA. They attended a funeral from someone who died of corona, a bunch died then more attended the ensuing funerals, and of course, more died... Little Albany GA was on the list of highest death per capita for a long time because of it

  • @jonaselze9316
    @jonaselze9316 Před rokem +414

    Props to the magician who actually had the courage to take responsibility for his fails in his last moments. Not many people have this charcter today.

    • @academyjason
      @academyjason Před rokem +14

      Then again what were they gonna do?arrest his ghost?

    • @jonaselze9316
      @jonaselze9316 Před rokem +35

      If he hadn't, his assistant/ volunteer helper would have been charged with murder.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 Před rokem

      Proof?

    • @jonaselze9316
      @jonaselze9316 Před rokem +13

      It would not be likely he would be found guilty, but the prospect of having to defend yourself in court and simple the possibility to be sentenced would be more than enough for my taste.

    • @tsf9600
      @tsf9600 Před 10 měsíci +24

      ​@@pollypockets508Because he *shot* someone fatally. Without the testimony of the dying man, the volunteer could have been charged with murder. The testimony absolved the volunteer of the intention of murder by claiming it was his fault, so the volunteer would at worst be charged with the still bad, but much less severe, involuntary manslaughter charge.

  • @SaikiKFann
    @SaikiKFann Před rokem +342

    I feel terrible for the dude who tried to prove that falling from the air doesn't kill you

  • @_freezingfrost_6515
    @_freezingfrost_6515 Před 2 lety +257

    The person who made that home brew alcohol must have been so confused after randomly getting a double kill out of nowhere.

  • @Zacian2.0
    @Zacian2.0 Před 3 lety +147

    8:03 to put it in layman's terms "Its not the fall that will kill you, Its the sudden stop" RIP

    • @Zelurpio
      @Zelurpio Před 2 lety +1

      *jets fly over*
      TIME FOR THE G FORCE SONG
      G FOOOOOOORCE
      G FOOOOOOOORCE
      FRICTION
      SPEED
      YEAAHHHHHHH
      IMPACT
      YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
      ITS THE THING THAT HURTS YOU WHEN YOU HIT STUFF
      FRICTION AND G FORCE
      COMBINED THEY MAKE IMPACT
      fin

    • @michaelvangundy226
      @michaelvangundy226 Před 2 lety

      Deceleration sickness!
      Like the Belter Manoa in The Expanse .

    • @Zacian2.0
      @Zacian2.0 Před 2 lety

      @@michaelvangundy226 LOL that's a great name for it

    • @TheMidnightLibrary
      @TheMidnightLibrary Před 2 lety

      @@Zelurpio are you ok?

    • @Ganonussyszestygorillagrip
      @Ganonussyszestygorillagrip Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@Zelurpio sthu

  • @oGrasshoppero
    @oGrasshoppero Před 6 měsíci +7

    13:50 Basically the serial killer pretending to be an alien changed his mind after seeing the gullible woman came with backup. But she found another way to kill herself so...

  • @heathern4052
    @heathern4052 Před rokem +29

    The guy who jumped from the Brooklyn Bridge - there's a lot more to that story. He was used to jumping off bridges (yes, for the purpose of encouraging people to jump to safety from burning buildings). This was just a much taller bridge than what he was used to.

    • @lizanna6390
      @lizanna6390 Před rokem +9

      Perhaps more of a freak accident than a Darwin award.

    • @Nunya-lx1ri
      @Nunya-lx1ri Před 2 měsíci +1

      Bridges weren't that tall back then, this one was just physics at its finest and the guy was no physicist or doctor. Sad story

    • @voittolehti2432
      @voittolehti2432 Před měsícem +1

      What the F do you mean the bridge still stands... or do you think it had some kind of a sudden growth sprout in its teenage years.

    • @StormCatStuff
      @StormCatStuff Před měsícem +1

      Oh dear. I have some experience with diving (from a diving board into a pool) and his focus on encouraging people to jump to safety from fires was admirable, but his downfall.
      Diving head first with your arms out in front makes it harder for wind or anything to rotate you in the air, and it gives you some control of your downward arc. Feet first you lose any control the moment you jump

  • @victorymansions
    @victorymansions Před 3 lety +504

    Guy: climbs a huge cross
    God: IT'S SMITIN' TIME!!!

  • @stanthetree4865
    @stanthetree4865 Před 3 lety +535

    10:58
    I’m pretty sure vending machines actually kill more people a year than sharks do

  • @matthewpocock4824
    @matthewpocock4824 Před rokem +47

    "Don't bring a gun to a cactus fight" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @debasishraychawdhuri
    @debasishraychawdhuri Před 2 měsíci +7

    The electric fence also had the problem that in case it actually killed a thief, he would go to jail for homicide.

  • @keedozslumz4480
    @keedozslumz4480 Před 2 lety +309

    My dad survived 5,000 volts the paramedics came there with a body bag and they asked where the victim was and it was him they were talking to the whole time 🤣

    • @digital-dumbass
      @digital-dumbass Před 2 lety +61

      Yo dad is a legend, I bet the paramedics were shocked(no pun intended)

    • @keedozslumz4480
      @keedozslumz4480 Před 2 lety +44

      @@digital-dumbass yea if he wasn’t wearing rubber gloves the doctor told him he was very lucky cause the rubber gloves protected him apparently when we went to the doctors they told him to drink beer and relax and he’s doing good until this very day 🤣

    • @digital-dumbass
      @digital-dumbass Před 2 lety +23

      That’s good, he avoided a Darwin Award

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Před rokem +7

      Wow, that's amazing

    • @abusednomoresilence
      @abusednomoresilence Před rokem +12

      Thankful your dad is alive. 100 ♥

  • @rk31
    @rk31 Před 3 lety +758

    couple: *finds random bottle of stuff in landfill*
    also couple: "LeTs dRiNk ThIs"

  • @mollystrack7902
    @mollystrack7902 Před rokem +118

    When will people learn that selfies aren't worth dying over? Good one 👍

    • @gehtdianschasau8372
      @gehtdianschasau8372 Před 9 měsíci +1

      But it sounds too negative, having thees people removed form the human gene pool is a good thing. Tragic for relatives and friends but overall beneficial for all of us and future generations.

    • @REBECCA12341
      @REBECCA12341 Před 7 měsíci

      Suicide not allowed

    • @REBECCA12341
      @REBECCA12341 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@gehtdianschasau8372suicide not allowed

    • @KiaraSankhe
      @KiaraSankhe Před 6 měsíci

      @@REBECCA12341?

    • @REBECCA12341
      @REBECCA12341 Před 6 měsíci

      @@KiaraSankhe wife back door not allowed ect

  • @may-gj6uk
    @may-gj6uk Před rokem +24

    “Is that a bird?”
    “Is that a plane?”
    “No it’s a motorcycle!”

  • @dennisheffner9253
    @dennisheffner9253 Před 2 lety +401

    There was a Darwin Award winner here in Las Vegas. A group of teens attempted to push a lady off her bike from a car, But one of them instead fell out of the car and died.

    • @sylviaisgod6947
      @sylviaisgod6947 Před 2 lety +14

      She probably got sued for that.

    • @makutamon
      @makutamon Před 2 lety +30

      A moment of silence for the victim… AND WE KEEP IT MOVING, PEOPLE!!,

    • @FatRescueSwimmer04
      @FatRescueSwimmer04 Před 2 lety +7

      good!!!

    • @MoveTea17
      @MoveTea17 Před 2 lety +5

      @Sam wut clickbait video ? the thumbnail is in the video

    • @jeniahfernandez3985
      @jeniahfernandez3985 Před 2 lety +18

      Same as here ,in my country Philippines there's a 17yrs old teen hanging out along with his two other friends when they decided to climb a mango tree to get some mangoes to snack with ,but after picking some fruit ,that 17yr old boy suddenly got bitten by a snake in hand during when their climbing the tree... of course dumb enough he just dismissed with with no worry and bandaged his wound from the snake bite..later on he lost consciousness in his home and his parents rush him to the hospital but he was pronunced dead..later own his friend told his family that he was bitten. By a snake

  • @benjaminforman8901
    @benjaminforman8901 Před 3 lety +203

    Time to play: Name That Movie!!!!
    "It's not the volts that kill you, it's the amps!"
    "How many amps?"
    "Enough to push a train. And SHUT UP!!!"

    • @atomicreactor6033
      @atomicreactor6033 Před 3 lety +10

      "Running Scared"
      I haven't seen it in a few years

    • @regretcollector21
      @regretcollector21 Před 3 lety +10

      Running Scared is my favorite movie ever!! We miss you Gregory Hines!

    • @somebody1870
      @somebody1870 Před 3 lety +1

      @Eyron Hiciano Ortega then thanks would've used a big enough wire to wipe half the universe instead of the infinity stones with those amps...

    • @Sgtlog123
      @Sgtlog123 Před 3 lety +1

      @Eyron Hiciano Ortega and you still can't kill person with u that high current because body resistance block all of it

    • @denniso8003
      @denniso8003 Před 2 lety

      It is not the Amps that kills you nor the Volts. It is the combination, the power as a product of Volts *Amps.

  • @mrskye08
    @mrskye08 Před 7 měsíci +4

    The aliens were like "let's cancel the meetup, no one in their right mind would go with that snow"

  • @itz_mysticalkitty5068
    @itz_mysticalkitty5068 Před rokem +15

    11:12 the irony of the place being called Safety Harbor 💀

  • @FrehleyFan3988
    @FrehleyFan3988 Před 3 lety +636

    Imagine having that said at your funeral, and everyone starts laughing

    • @priestchase9341
      @priestchase9341 Před 3 lety +18

      "Cosmic joke moment achieved! Have fun being red in the grave!" XD That's actually what I wish would happen after they laughed!

    • @g4bri3l.
      @g4bri3l. Před 3 lety +3

      @ferris buchanan tf are you correcting?

    • @meatballman7079
      @meatballman7079 Před 2 lety +2

      He literally didn't make a mistake. Tf you on?

    • @meatballman7079
      @meatballman7079 Před 2 lety +1

      @ferris buchanan

    • @sandhyavino5031
      @sandhyavino5031 Před 2 lety +1

      Oh no

  • @megjnh
    @megjnh Před 2 lety +33

    I live on Kiawah Island and the story about the woman getting killed by the gator happened in the pond in my back yard. We didn't know these people, they were renters if I remember correctly, and we didn't know they were back there until we heard all of the commotion.

  • @terrymightyena5820
    @terrymightyena5820 Před rokem +58

    I'm from Serbia and I actually do remember hearing about the funeral of that high ranking bishop and satirists made lots of jokes on the broken COVID rules, then went serious and told their viewers to follow the rules if we want to get out of this situation

  • @Mikwhoisanuggetlovesturtles420
    @Mikwhoisanuggetlovesturtles420 Před 11 měsíci +6

    "The aliens must of gotten the wrong address" 💀🤣

  • @vholt1000
    @vholt1000 Před 2 lety +14

    The alien one reminds me of that one scene in Independence Day. 50 or so people gathered on top of a roof of a high rise to meet the aliens, assuming they were going to be friendly. That assumption was extremely wrong.

  • @cleo.war.thunder
    @cleo.war.thunder Před 3 lety +22

    4:02 He forgot to delete his browser history.

  • @anacondafilms
    @anacondafilms Před rokem +22

    This guy deserves the title of a legend for puting memes in his vids

  • @tarotbear
    @tarotbear Před rokem +15

    If he died from plunging into ice cold water, how do we know he jumped in after his phone? He was already dead when they pulled him out.

    • @REBECCA12341
      @REBECCA12341 Před 7 měsíci

      Suicide not allowed

    • @nicholasweed1849
      @nicholasweed1849 Před 7 měsíci +1

      It's Detroit. There are people everywhere. Take a wild guess.

    • @REBECCA12341
      @REBECCA12341 Před 7 měsíci

      @@nicholasweed1849 who is your lord grave first question

    • @nicholasweed1849
      @nicholasweed1849 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@REBECCA12341 heh? Lord grave first question? I do not understand. My Lord is Jesus Christ? My grave is in 24+ years pretty sure.

    • @Nunya-lx1ri
      @Nunya-lx1ri Před 2 měsíci

      Right! He could've fumbled trying to catch it. If he's an ice fisher in a cold climate area, he'd know darn well not to dive head first after his phone. He probably drunkenly fumbled with it flying out of his hands and fell to the ground, cracked ice around the hole or accidentally fell and slipped in head first, sealing his fate. No one is that stupid if they're brave enough to be ice fishing by themselves in the winter. I think this one was misunderstood death unless there was a witness..??

  • @calmmeoriginalofficialchan9110

    In 1990s, my friend saw a early teen employed as a shopping trolley collector using an elastic bungee cord to keep them together as he pushed them back to the store. She cautioned him over the obvious danger but he laughed at her in a rather nasty manner evidently because she's female and his mother's age. Within a couple of days he was killed by the end of a snapped bungee cord.

    • @robynstephens166
      @robynstephens166 Před rokem

      I hope this nasty teen lived long enough to think I should of listened to that woman.

    • @cherrybloom9798
      @cherrybloom9798 Před 4 měsíci

      I've seen my fair share of pricks, but that guy is the whole cactus. 🌵

  • @sandyroberts-anderson4596
    @sandyroberts-anderson4596 Před 2 lety +58

    The Odlum story is far more interesting than you present. He was actually successful for quite a while with his jumps, and it was an unexpected powerful gust of wind which caused his body to get off balance during that final jump that killed him.

    • @Reesicup
      @Reesicup Před rokem +7

      Mr Ballen covers that story!

    • @REBECCA12341
      @REBECCA12341 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@Reesicupwife back door not allowed ect

  • @yeeteducation
    @yeeteducation Před rokem +6

    4:05 he probably didn’t have a collection of cute animal pics and he probably had a lot of uhm adult photos or he was objectum sexual or maybe he just wanted his phone back

  • @leviathanmaestas5739
    @leviathanmaestas5739 Před rokem +3

    Daniel Hill: drowned in acid
    Andrea Benedetti: fell down an elevator shaft
    Unknown Woman: fell in a tank of chocolate
    Unknown Man: Fell in a meat grinder
    Choose one.

    • @melissawickersham9912
      @melissawickersham9912 Před rokem +1

      David Grundman: Crushed by the same cactus that he had blasted with his shotgun. 😂

  • @beyedoc
    @beyedoc Před 2 lety +134

    The bus situation reminds me of a trip to Cancun, where my group had booked a day trip to Isla Mujeres. It required a boat ride to the small island on a boat similar to a double-decker bus. Conditions of the ocean were very choppy for a small boat, and the crew made us sit down on the deck with our arms hooked around the railing so as not to fall overboard! The worst part was when the crew started unscrewing and lowering the side railing! They then instructed us to crouch down and lie down as flat as we could...as we approached a passage under a bridge that barely cleared our lowered heads by inches! That's a trip I obviously will never forget, and we stayed and enjoyed the beautiful resort for future trips. 😬

    • @k1m198
      @k1m198 Před rokem +5

      How about don't take trips in 3rd world countries, won't have these random dangerous occurrences.

    • @TheRealNova99
      @TheRealNova99 Před rokem +8

      @@k1m198 It only takes once to learn the difference between tourist Cancun and "OMG where the fuck are we?" Cancun. Sounds like this person learned it and learned it well.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 Před rokem +4

      Wow. Glad you were ok.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 Před rokem

      @@k1m198 douche

    • @k1m198
      @k1m198 Před rokem

      @@pollypockets508 you can go to a $hith0le, you won't be missed

  • @dieseljester3466
    @dieseljester3466 Před 2 lety +94

    17:40 - and that's why it's illegal to shoot cactus in Arizona... that, and the fact that the Saguaro is a protected plant species. And the desert is pronounced So-NOR-an.

    • @barryhayes9750
      @barryhayes9750 Před 2 lety +2

      Thank you Diesel, for correcting this moron on the proper pronunciation of the Sonoran desert..you would fucking think he would have taken the two minutes it would take to look it up if he wasn't sure! SONO-ran is a pronunciation I had never heard before this, but I did LMAO when I heard it! Thank God, he didn't pronounce the cactus as a SQUARE-O Huh? LOL!!

    • @tyler7992
      @tyler7992 Před 2 lety +1

      iTs pRoNoUnCeD sO-nOr-aN

    • @joelspringman7748
      @joelspringman7748 Před 2 lety +2

      You can get in SERIOUS trouble for shooting saguaro. The punishments are harsh!

    • @macaronandcheese1811
      @macaronandcheese1811 Před 2 lety +4

      also saguaro cacti are pronounced so-WOR-o

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 Před 2 lety +3

      @@joelspringman7748 Though in this case the saguaro successfully defended itself.

  • @user-wc3pd5pn6w
    @user-wc3pd5pn6w Před 6 měsíci +4

    The alien hunting dude must've been tough

  • @elliotmemesgamesunboxings1987

    It sucks that the second guy didn’t have like telekinesis because he would’ve been able to just yank it out the water😂

  • @Tonini08
    @Tonini08 Před 2 lety +1606

    I love how these thumbnails aren’t clickbait
    edit: hey I made this comment during like 3 am one year ago please stop commenting on it

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    @XitsundzuxoHimina Před 3 lety +96

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      @reaper942 Před 3 lety +5

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    @Itosalix Před 11 měsíci +1

    Alligator affection: "I don't look like a deer!" No, you look like food.

  • @Armada-1935
    @Armada-1935 Před 5 měsíci +9

    Jermey Clarkson may not be the brightest man in the world, but he sure was right with that quote. 😂

  • @133Nomad
    @133Nomad Před 3 lety +1908

    “It wasn’t the fall that killed him. It was the sudden stop at the end.”

  • @thehermitman822
    @thehermitman822 Před rokem +4

    Seems like quite a feat to be thrown in front of the forklift you're driving. I've driven a few but never felt a need to test the speed when hauling.

  • @burningexperience6031
    @burningexperience6031 Před rokem +2

    The pronunciation of Sonoran desert is hilarious! 🤣😂 love the videos though!

  • @fixfireleo
    @fixfireleo Před 2 lety +156

    If the bottle with the hooch looked anything like the picture, how would they be sure that wasnt a bottle of PISS??

    • @sarahamira5732
      @sarahamira5732 Před 2 lety +13

      I'd be pretty concerned about someone's health if their piss in an airtight sealed bottle looked like that. Also it would probably feel of urea and ammonia

    • @thelnepoet1
      @thelnepoet1 Před 2 lety +33

      I'm still trying to understand why you'd drink unknown liquids you found at the dump. Umm, they were thrown away for a reason.

    • @sarahamira5732
      @sarahamira5732 Před 2 lety +4

      @@thelnepoet1 I mean, I didn't say it was a good idea lol, just that they'd probably be able to if it was piss

    • @thelnepoet1
      @thelnepoet1 Před 2 lety +6

      @@sarahamira5732 my comment was more of a I don't get it, not questioning you or your comment. I agree that you'd be able to tell immediately it were urine.

    • @Cbrmkn98xs
      @Cbrmkn98xs Před 2 lety +1

      *snipin’s a good job mate*

  • @BlenderStudy
    @BlenderStudy Před 3 lety +79

    13:11 Ouch, may her rest in peace. According to Wikipedia, she was in 'psychic contact' with an alien being named 'Space Brother'. She was out in cold for 40 days and starved to death. Her information was found on Wikipedia's page for another person named 'Gloria Lee' who also passed away of due to starvation at the age of 36.

    • @ceosgamer016_5
      @ceosgamer016_5 Před 3 lety +1

      Damm

    • @juneyshu6197
      @juneyshu6197 Před 3 lety +1

      Great research!

    • @klutz_camaro3yearsago457
      @klutz_camaro3yearsago457 Před 3 lety +2

      Next time,don't believe such supernatural bullshit like these aliens.How did she had a contact with the aliens!?

    • @oldenweery7510
      @oldenweery7510 Před 3 lety +2

      @@klutz_camaro3yearsago457 She probably knew an "expert" from the "Hysterical Channel's" _Ancient Aliens_ staff.

    • @stxrrywinter8181
      @stxrrywinter8181 Před 3 lety +1

      An alien? Am dead 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @meccamitchell6481
    @meccamitchell6481 Před rokem

    One of the best channels on here, Thanx for the awesome videos. Keep em comin 🙂✌🏽

  • @budwhite9591
    @budwhite9591 Před rokem +5

    14:00. Stories like this make me think there is no intelligent life on earth.

  • @Zorobak
    @Zorobak Před 3 lety +2272

    Watching these people makes me feel smarter because it teaches me what not to do.

  • @piercebailey7152
    @piercebailey7152 Před 3 lety +257

    To them; Oh, let’s drink this bottle filled with strange, murky water that we found in the dump instead going to the grocery store and don’t even know it is poisonous.
    POV; Basic suicide

  • @megagatlingpea2322
    @megagatlingpea2322 Před rokem +4

    21:14 Actually, water and electricity are a great mix, that is, only if it's deionized water. In fact, you can even watch a video on a phone charging while it's dunked inside a deionized water tub.

    • @Thetheriangamercalledhazel
      @Thetheriangamercalledhazel Před 4 měsíci +1

      Ok Albert Einstein
      (Not a bully just meant to be funny)

    • @ironwill3598
      @ironwill3598 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Thats correct.
      Also, it’s amperage, not voltage that kills you. That’s why he was wearing plastic bags on his feet. Plastic is an insulator that hinders the flow of electricity to ground. The poor guy didn’t understand that insulators are only good for up to a certain power level though….and those voltages would not be stopped by a thin plastic bag.

    • @Ganonussyszestygorillagrip
      @Ganonussyszestygorillagrip Před 2 měsíci

      The more you know lol

  • @PaulLyndeBlue
    @PaulLyndeBlue Před rokem +1

    I love the little cartoon character at the beginning 🤣

  • @lindaeasley5606
    @lindaeasley5606 Před 2 lety +55

    The animation of the motorcycle rider smacking into that warning arm as the bridge was being raised made me laugh . Couldn't help it

  • @Chimken_Nuggy
    @Chimken_Nuggy Před 3 lety +277

    If you ever feel worthless for not getting good grades, just remember that these type of people existed.

  • @kylejohnson6557
    @kylejohnson6557 Před rokem

    In the story “something to lean on” I’m reminded that in my youth, I attempted to climb over my friends gate in his backyard. On top of two stone pillars was a beautiful wooden structure… that was strictly decorative… upon attempting to use it for leverage, it came loose and narrowly missed crushing me once I hit the ground…

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Před 2 lety

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!

  • @Monochrome2004
    @Monochrome2004 Před 3 lety +214

    im just gonna hope, just gonna hope at least, that in the first story, the wife was unaware of what she was drinking and had no idea that her husband found it in a dump. i find it too hard to believe that two people can be that stupid. i can at least accept one person being that dumb, but not two people

    • @nusratparveen82
      @nusratparveen82 Před 3 lety

      @Esak Lama bot

    • @commanderknight9314
      @commanderknight9314 Před 3 lety +2

      @@nusratparveen82 I reported them.

    • @shauljonah6955
      @shauljonah6955 Před 3 lety +7

      Trust me it does happen

    • @Gielderst
      @Gielderst Před 3 lety +12

      They could've been some kind of garbage junkie enthusiasts. Instead of looting garbage cans. They were looting big at the landfill. 😄😆

    • @irvingdeleon4152
      @irvingdeleon4152 Před 2 lety +6

      I was thinking the same with the alien story. That guy just got lucky but was so close to dying him self!

  • @metrovessel5829
    @metrovessel5829 Před 2 lety +24

    0:50 this is how corona was made😂😂

  • @totitokatta123
    @totitokatta123 Před rokem +5

    3:55 how did they know if the phone was gone

  • @Lagbeard
    @Lagbeard Před rokem

    There is always the fact that Vending Machines kill more people than Sharks. It's one of those things that people point to when they don't consider how dangerous certain objects can be if you're either unlucky or going to be extremely stupid.

  • @TummaDemoni
    @TummaDemoni Před 3 lety +56

    2:50 another instance of a Creator getting killed by his creation

    • @TheChopmama
      @TheChopmama Před 3 lety +2

      ok

    • @localretard3779
      @localretard3779 Před 3 lety +2

      Hello fellow god

    • @TummaDemoni
      @TummaDemoni Před 3 lety

      @Mitzi Garcia fourth fucking time in less than 24 hours stop trying to get us to sign up to shit

    • @warryarusboi
      @warryarusboi Před rokem

      "Hoisted By His Own Petard" - TV Tropes

  • @jb6712
    @jb6712 Před 2 lety +147

    Sad to say, but my own son "won" a Darwin Award 14 1/2 years ago. He and his best friend rented a power boat and drove 50 miles upriver to their favorite camp and hunting site. As Son was pulling the boat up onto shore after they landed, he also attempted to hand off his rebuilt .9mm semi-automatic pistol to his friend. Friend caught the gun, but barely, and accidentally hit the trigger, blowing off the end of one finger at the first joint, and killing my son when the bullet entered Son's temple, ricocheted around a minute inside his skull, then exiting out the back of his head. He hadn't bothered to put the safety back on when he finished rebuilding the gun, thinking it would be much easier to test fire it a few times first.
    Thankfully, Son died instantly, so never knew what happened.

    • @nikiTricoteuse
      @nikiTricoteuse Před 2 lety +36

      That's awful. I'm so sorry your son died in such a tragic way but, completely understand your being grateful his death was instant. I consoled myself in the same way when my father died suddenly from a massive stroke in his early 50s. He was a very active man and a half life would have been awful for him.

    • @heathern4052
      @heathern4052 Před rokem +21

      I'm sorry for your loss. Sometimes we all take things for granted, especially in youth, and we make silly mistakes that can have such extreme consequences. Most of us have done things that could have gotten us killed, but we were lucky enough to live. I'm sorry your son was one of the unlucky ones.

    • @miketobias1821
      @miketobias1821 Před rokem +15

      Sorry about your son. I hope your doing ok.

    • @wishgodgirl1903
      @wishgodgirl1903 Před rokem +9

      I knew a young man who went to take a shower while his best friend was laying on a bed in the next room “ playing” with a gun, gun went off, shot thru wall and killed best friend in shower! Terrible things….

    • @k1m198
      @k1m198 Před rokem +7

      GUN CONTROL WOULD HAVE SAVED HIM!!!!
      just kidding this is tragic and I'm really sorry.

  • @Thedoorslover700
    @Thedoorslover700 Před 5 měsíci

    I love your vids, your always talking bout stuff, that are very intresting!!!

  • @shadipahlavi
    @shadipahlavi Před rokem +1

    These stories and the way this guy tells them is absolutly hilarious🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrunknown6842
    @mrunknown6842 Před 3 lety +171

    3 Weeks ago a 24 year old woman in Manhattan decided it was a good idea to jump from one building to another while she was at a rooftop party. Needless to say her bad decision cost her, her life because the woman fell down 7 stories hitting the ground. She died on impact.

    • @TrojanCubingandFE2
      @TrojanCubingandFE2 Před 2 lety +10

      nah that woman saw a building was 1 yard close to her and decided to do a jump of faith

    • @k1m198
      @k1m198 Před rokem +6

      I'd like to learn more about this, I can't find anything when I try to search for it. Was the building across an entire normal size street? or like an alley way?

    • @OniNoodle4808
      @OniNoodle4808 Před rokem +6

      It depends, was she drunk?

    • @cariwaldick4898
      @cariwaldick4898 Před rokem +5

      People see these things in movies, and think it's possible. Maybe an Olympic athlete could do it, so it's not totally impossible.

    • @MegaWolfDesigns
      @MegaWolfDesigns Před rokem

      That's probably not what killed her, she most likely had a heart attack before she hit

  • @soundwave7314
    @soundwave7314 Před 3 lety +176

    Waiting for these videos is like waiting for presents on Christmas

  • @blaisepayzdexter7944
    @blaisepayzdexter7944 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Well, that vending machine death is actually more common than you think. Because, people die from vending machines so much, that there is more vending machine deaths than shark deaths! Yeesh! As Jonathan Bird said, “When you’re at the beach, don’t worry about sharks. Watch out for sneaky vending machines…”

    • @SirberusKhaos
      @SirberusKhaos Před 5 měsíci +1

      although if people interacted with sharks every day and sometimes shook them aggressively, these statistics might change...?

  • @seancarter6492
    @seancarter6492 Před měsícem

    The "Best Seat in the House" one is absolutely BRUTAL if you read or listen to the ENTIRE story. One part was from the perspective of a father who had to watch his son land on the spire, burst into flames, coiled up like a dying spider, and rolled right INTO the furnace.... God, I can't even imagine having to watch your kid go out at all, let alone like that 😔 I'm sorry, man.

  • @FlyBoyEnterprises
    @FlyBoyEnterprises Před 3 lety +49

    A most enjoyable series. This is closest I get to 1,000 Ways to Die that aired on TruTV.
    Don't ever end this series.

    • @Steve6M
      @Steve6M Před 3 lety +1

      @Jessica James fr tho who didn't?!

    • @squidwardlegends2950
      @squidwardlegends2950 Před 3 lety +1

      That was my childhood XD

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 Před 3 lety +1

      I second that and agree with you 💯

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 Před 3 lety +1

      @Jessica James Same here ❤

    • @questionfor9502
      @questionfor9502 Před 3 lety +2

      Well the only way they'd end this series is if we run out of idiots so it will out live us all

  • @roadrossmap
    @roadrossmap Před 3 lety +1662

    The narration, the jokes, the puns, the clips and animations, not to mention the interesting content, y'all are amazing yourselves.

  • @senpaierwin309
    @senpaierwin309 Před rokem +1

    my dad and his friend, back when they were in college went to a bar once. my dads name is dale, his friend was chip and it always got a laugh out of me for the whole "chip an dale" joke but anyhow- one time chip got WAY too drunk at that bar and got into a fight, went out in the classic stool to the head fight move got his skull caved in

  • @duanewolfe2321
    @duanewolfe2321 Před 7 měsíci

    Upon binge watching your Darwin videos, I noticed the same stories are repeated in other of your videos.
    1. Shooting/grabbing power lines
    2. Drunk lady versus alligator

  • @ezrav.5163
    @ezrav.5163 Před 3 lety +72

    Legend says it that camera in the intro is still recording

  • @Si74l0rd
    @Si74l0rd Před 3 lety +37

    12:45 You'd have thought in a country with low hanging, bare, high voltage cables, that nobody would ride atop a vehicle, especially a bus but it's absolutely standard practice. It makes you wonder how often it happens or whether these people were truly unlucky, or just another statistic!

    • @markdoldon8852
      @markdoldon8852 Před 2 lety

      India is coming up on a billion residents, so death by stupidity is obviously less common than BIRTH by stupidity in their case. India is a fascinating place with wonderful people, but their concept of personal safety is just non existent.

    • @markianclark9645
      @markianclark9645 Před rokem +1

      Si74l0rd...they also ride atop trains too...there's a video on CZcams of an Indian man walking along the roof till he connects with the overhead powerline...of course there's a big flash and arc...and the man falls down presumably dead...unless he's superhuman and can survive thousands of volts...

    • @Si74l0rd
      @Si74l0rd Před rokem

      @StudiousKid152 To be fair the buses are too crowded in the UK too, but we have to wait for another one to arrive once the driver decides that the bus is full. We're not allowed to just clamber on top, I guess that's the upside, and downside of health and safety laws.
      When I was a little kid me and all my cousin's would throw sofa cushions in the back of my granddad's estate/station wagon and there'd be a half a dozen of us in the boot/trunk, but by the end of the eighties that kind of thing had become illegal.

    • @Chauna30
      @Chauna30 Před 9 měsíci

      Yeah it makes you wonder. India is arguably overpopulated. Have you seen the rush hour commute in a train there before? Omg I take public transit here in SoCal and there have been times I've gotten off the bus if someone sits in seat next to me.🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @SharkBait19904
    @SharkBait19904 Před 2 měsíci

    Robert actually did multiple jumps off bridges before and was famous for it. The reason he died on that jump was it was higher and when he went down his body started going sideways which caused his death. The reason he survived multiple jumps before was he entered the water feet first always breaking the tension which is why he always did his jumps a certian way. People were actually very sad when they learned of his passing from his final jump.

  • @feraltaco4783
    @feraltaco4783 Před rokem +1

    The idiots shooting at the cacti are a long standing cautionary tale for those living in Arizona. The only variation I've ever heard in that story is the type of firearm used.

  • @Peter_Wales
    @Peter_Wales Před 3 lety +144

    Albert Einstein once said; There are 2 things that are infinite, the universe and the stupidity of people ... I'm not sure about the universe! I think he was right! Your videos are fun and interesting, I watch them in the evening to come down before I go to sleep. Now you have a subscription too! thanks

    • @morphingninja
      @morphingninja Před 2 lety

      This was my senior yearbook quote, only years later did I realize how much of an ass I sounded like...

    • @ScrewFlanders
      @ScrewFlanders Před 2 lety

      This was almost certainly _not_ ever said by Einstein, especially since Einstein knew that his own Theory of General Relativity could very well be used one day to show that the Universe is in fact _finite._
      It is more likely that this "quote" was fabricated out of whole cloth by the German psychiatrist Fritz Perls.

    • @VegetaReal204
      @VegetaReal204 Před rokem

      @@morphingninja I think that will mine.

  • @FloqTk
    @FloqTk Před 3 lety +210

    my soul left my body when he said he must had a lot of cute animal pics to jump in the water-

  • @WilliamDearthwd
    @WilliamDearthwd Před rokem

    0:40 cool to show Joey Triblanni (Matt LeBlanc) shrugging from the old Friends sitcom.

  • @paulnathanmendoza3354
    @paulnathanmendoza3354 Před rokem +1

    11:10 Ah yes, the goofy AUGHHHHHHHHHHH Floridians do be going stunt mode again. lol

  • @jenniferpruitt6534
    @jenniferpruitt6534 Před 3 lety +43

    The guy who tried to jump the draw bridge must have watched The Dukes of Hazzard a little too much! Kudos to the bike for making it to the other side!

  • @emmanuelwongchuking4281
    @emmanuelwongchuking4281 Před 3 lety +139

    “I guess the aliens must have gotten the wrong address.”
    LMAO ROFL 😂😂😂😂

    • @BellaOrganics
      @BellaOrganics Před 3 lety +1

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    • @willw_yt3410
      @willw_yt3410 Před 3 lety +1

      Yep

    • @jasonjones2979
      @jasonjones2979 Před 3 lety +1

      @Xavier McKay u mean

    • @thequietkid4887
      @thequietkid4887 Před 3 lety +4

      ALIEN 1: I feel like I’m forgetting something.
      ALIEN 2: If you forgot it, it’s not important.
      ALIEN 1: Yeah, I guess that you’re right.
      MEANWHILE...

    • @mayn90s19
      @mayn90s19 Před 3 lety

      It's roflmao

  • @uzodinmaokoro-qz6lm
    @uzodinmaokoro-qz6lm Před 9 měsíci +1

    All this guy's videos are awesome

  • @daviddrumsta6864
    @daviddrumsta6864 Před rokem

    you guys are the BEST i love your vids and you guys

  • @ItzGhettoSwagX
    @ItzGhettoSwagX Před 3 lety +11

    At 12:31 I'm just like "WHAT"S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT!" then an ad pops up out of nowhere... ohh my gosh can I get any more unlucky!?

  • @titan5695
    @titan5695 Před 3 lety +292

    Lol imagine going to the junkyard to get a drink

    • @ps1hagrid246
      @ps1hagrid246 Před 3 lety +7

      Wait you don’t do that

    • @Rck-vert
      @Rck-vert Před 3 lety +2

      Lmfao

    • @Random_Weirdo24
      @Random_Weirdo24 Před 3 lety +10

      Yeah, I don’t think someone in their right mind would do that

    • @jefffarris3359
      @jefffarris3359 Před 3 lety +11

      That could be your sign that maybe you have a drinking problem.

    • @peterclausen1379
      @peterclausen1379 Před 2 lety +1

      The drinks tasted like piss that someone farted in....

  • @-Jakob-
    @-Jakob- Před rokem +3

    How did they manage to find out that the man dropped the phone into the hole first and then jumped after it? He could have fallen into the hole with the phone in his hand.

  • @jasminejohnston6393
    @jasminejohnston6393 Před rokem

    14:44 This reminds me of the fact that when he was a kid, baseball player Lou Gehrig used to climb to the top of a hill that overlooked Yankee Stadium to watch baseball games for free

  • @kaledoublescope
    @kaledoublescope Před 2 lety +690

    RIP to all these people who woke up thinking it was just a normal day, made one bad choice, and ended up meeting their sad fates. 🙏

    • @inthenameofthefather.7240
      @inthenameofthefather.7240 Před 2 lety +17

      better them than me ..is my motto.

    • @jameswilsonjr5726
      @jameswilsonjr5726 Před 2 lety +32

      For most of this kind of dumb people , I am sure that it was not just a day of "one bad choice".. I am sure that their Darwin Award was long overdue..

    • @morrissmith1372
      @morrissmith1372 Před 2 lety +4

      for real. my god sad

    • @johngabriel334
      @johngabriel334 Před 2 lety +6

      True.and some of us laugh at them

    • @tonkysue207
      @tonkysue207 Před 2 lety +3

      Agree,everyone the big lad till they make that one daft decision.sad.

  • @winter9479
    @winter9479 Před 3 lety +268

    Omg finally I've been waiting for another part💀

  • @albertusaswin2012
    @albertusaswin2012 Před 11 měsíci

    I am genuinely surprised you quoted Jezza about the speed and stationary thing. Well, he is so genius, it creates magnetism.

  • @outsideofmyroom8854
    @outsideofmyroom8854 Před rokem +4

    At 9:22 I guess that dude wasn't forklift certified

  • @klaatubaraadanikto110
    @klaatubaraadanikto110 Před 3 lety +454

    As Tommy-Lee Jones' character says in Men in Black: "A person is smart, people are dumber than cattle". How true, how true.

  • @Tal_Spotting
    @Tal_Spotting Před 3 lety +159

    Who else has been waiting so for this for long

  • @salvagedb2470
    @salvagedb2470 Před 7 měsíci

    The Cable guy who got 4'800 volts was a belter , and the Men falling through the Factory roof was a Horror..

  • @-_shaymin_-7382
    @-_shaymin_-7382 Před rokem +1

    15:26 I just realized that one of the falling men doesn't have his tie coloured in, so its just see-through.

  • @amongusgaming2967
    @amongusgaming2967 Před 2 lety +39

    11:34 man: *shakes vending machine*
    Vending machine: so you have chosen death

    • @melissawickersham9912
      @melissawickersham9912 Před rokem

      That’s a very good reason why people post signs that warn against shaking vending machines.😂