tgwdlm but it speeds up when anyone swears
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- čas přidán 7. 02. 2019
- when it starts to speed up it gets painful to listen to so i apologise but anyway hopefully you enjoy this dumb video and my smartass comments that go alongside :)
so now I've added subtitles for the start (where it's not super sped up) i might add them for the rest if i can be bothered
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Me: Oh man, I really want to watch tgwdlm, but I have to leave in 30 minutes...
CZcams: Hey here's the whole musical in 22 minutes, but it's a little sped up in the en-
Me: yes.
Just gonna leave this comment here so this comment doesn’t have 795 likes without any comments
Soriyu I’m going leave this here so this comment doesn’t have 1.4 K likes a heart and be pinned with only 1 reply
You two are true heroes!
With time to spare
This comment serves no purpose.
Watching this, i realized 2 things
1. They cuss a lot
2. When i cant even understand what theyre saying but i KNOW what theyre saying just..concerns me..
Artist AlyCat same😂😂
Sameee 😂
Artist AlyCat I’ve watched it two and a half times in the past 96 hours, I’m not surprised
Also if you speed something up enough, you will hear occasional pterodactyl screams
saaammee
The fact that it got THAT sped up at JUST the opening number
meredyth with a y that’s exactly what I was thinking
You know... you might actually be able to pull that off if you work backwards. Start at turbo- speed and end normally.
I mean, what the *f u c k*
“I have very. Low. Bloodsugar.” sped up is the best
I love how by even 11 minutes in, the audience clapping and laughing sounds like hamsters dropping a bag of skittles
As a hamster owner, I can confirm this is true.
At 2 minutes in I'm scared
At 30 seconds in im horrified
At 0:00 I’m terrified
At 20 seconds in I'm excited 😈
My parents: What are you watching in there?
Me: ....Honestly, at this point, it would just be more simpler for me to say porn.
I was like 669... nice...
LATTE HOTTAY is amazing
ₗₐₜₜₑₕₒₜₜₑ
5:34
Even sped up, you can see Paul die inside when he says "Hotty Latte".
It's "LATTE HATTE"
its LATTE HATTE
ITS LATTE HATTE
LATTE HATTE
LATTE HATTE
I love how mr Davidsons "Paul? PaUl? PAAAAUUUL!" has turned into "REEEEEEEs"
Also Prof. Hidgens' hip wiggles look like he's glitching everywhere
@@ZimLikesPastaAnimation way late but same with ted’s kick my head scene.
im late like the other person, but i could still catch most words at show me your hands
Opening song: exists
Speed: *It’S tImE tO gEt FuNkY*
Its 1:30 am an i died reading this
TGWDLM as performed by Peanuts the pocket squirrel and associates
*_CAST LIST_*
Peanuts as Paul
Pecan as Emma
Almond as Bill
Walnut as Professor Hidgens
Pistachio as Ted
Cashew as Charlotte
Chestnut as Sam
Rubber Duckling that's amazing.
Holy cow yes
The video: *Incoherent chipmunk noises*
Me: *laughs because I practically memorized what they are saying*
ok same
Me
Same like I watched it like 5 times in one day though I don't like musicals.. It makes since. Doesn't it?
There are two known reactions to this musical a. Hear it, like it, and go on with your day. b. Hear it, like it, and watch it 10 times on a week
Yep😂
the fact that its a two hour long musical but its shortened to 22 minutes *_scares me_*
The only reason I clicked I couldn't believe it 😂
Are you FRIGHTENED?
I want the entire musical sped up to the speed at the 'apotheosis is upon us' speed
That didn’t scare me when I clicked on it
BECAUSE I DIDN’T THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS
At least it isn’t so fast that there is actually no sound
Lmao the audience laughter sounds like little mischievous goblins
some of the time it does but then it turns BAD
LMAO
Lizzie Dizzie for the first half it does. Then it sounds like ‘shreEeEeeE’ and ‘shreEe’
Personally I thought it sounded more like a thousand angry possums.
I love how there’s occasionally a hissing sound and it’s the audience laughing lol it sounds so weird
Despite all of this being incoherent squeaks I still felt the emotion of the drama moments.
It got very fast, very fast
Title should be: “The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals” if it was directed by Peanuts the squirrel
Oh my god yesss
peanuts!
We love Peanuts :D
Peanuts!:D
:) Peanuts
After la dee da da day it's a bunch of squirrls making a show about how peanuts survived the apotheosis
sksksks
We can not compete with squirrels
They are stronger, faster, and better at collecting nuts then we will ever be
One question, did he ever get that squirrel house?
I think you mean once Paul gets his first black coffee.
My good buddy sent this to me and said "wanna see my religion?" What an epic buddy
Wife up that buddy
My religion is a sped up Robert dancing in Show Me Those Hands
:)
What’s up buddy? How did I JUST find this?
@@albinoskwid agreed, can you show me those jazz hands?
When he said “latte hotte” I died
they went on a run, speed run to save hatchetfield now
you made me proper chuckle and I’m out in public djdjdj
Prof. Hidgens’ Turtleneck UWU
It's a speedrun.
this is deep
pF
Evil singing chipmunks: a new musical
hmm sequel to workin boys? I think SO
Prof. Hidgens’ Turtleneck i think you mean squeakual?
I love you guys
Every musical from now on should say “a new musical” after
Peanuts Goes Wild: a new musical
The fact that over 1/10s of this are done in the first song scares me.
It's because of the "I mean what the fuck"
Alternate title: the cast of the guy who didn't like musicals but they slowly turn into animal crossing characters
in the speed of light*
This is where the animal crossing sounds came from
@@MrDjstub PLEASe-
The musical has been translated so Peanuts understands
Hearing Ted say Latte Hatte sped up did something reeaaaal bad to me
That way that's worded implies something that terrifies me
Ohh??
MY WIFE
ITS A BLESSING OMFG
TIMESTAMP
“I have very low blood sugar” is the only thing you can understand from that scene
Meanwhile I have the whole musical burned into my memory-
Jeff’s “Paul” at the end of What Do You Want scared me. It was so high.
Cipher Animations that legit was both a very frightening and hilarious moment
*squeak* *squeak* *REEEEEEEEE*
@@mastereon895 i can't breathe your comment paired with that audio has broken me
And Jamie’s “it is time to die!”
I didn't hear it but my dog went crazy 😂
Im getting squeaky whiteboard marker vibes
very that
Somebody needs to dub the sound of this video with a whiteboard and marker
Same
What have you done. I can't unhear it.
Yes 🤣
PAULS "okay"'S JUST BEING BLIPS I CANT
Cup of Poisoned Coffee EXCUSE ME... I WANT MY HO T C O CO A
Me: * super fast * Greg... And Steve... And Stu... And Mark... And Leighton... _And Chad_
t i m e s t a m p
@@sammoblammo7202 it's at around 20:14 hard to pinpoint since it goes by so quickly 😂 it's also scary how close to the end of the video it is
Me: *sees title*
Me: this is gonna get fast quick
I was like I'm expecting invetible to be complete chaos
Okay but why did I sit here watching the whole thing just nodding like “ah yes. Ahshsjjshajshshsj. My favorite line.”
You should do ‘slowed down every time someone swears.’ That way I can ACTUALLY waste a whole day.
I've got a 14 hour long coach journey tomorrow, i would 100% watch it then
Just watch all the starkid musicals.
Duuuude that would take 22 HOURS that im willing to spend
Wait, what about a video that isn't a playlist with all of the Starkid musicals played back to back
Do it
no one:
That one kid in the hallway wearing wet sneakers: 17:31
Pffft-
when it doesn’t even last one song in normal speed😂
“Do you ever wonder? What is going on inside someone’s head?”
Me: *tgwdlm but it speeds up whenever somebody swears plays loudly on repeat*
This sounds like flat out Animal Crossing dialogue sound effects
Lol
Yes 100%
I had the exact same thought
more like chip n dale
Someone should make TGWDLM in Animal Crossing.
First couple minutes: *somewhat understandable* *very high pitched*
Rest of musical: *aggressive chipmunk noises*
The last words I understood were Teds “latte hattay”😂
Not I have very low blood sugar?
- The insrumentals are really cool sped up?? Woah???
- Bruh the audience laughter though. It's honestly really funny, since it goes from child laugher to demon laughter to exhaling through the nose to just hisses.
- SHOW ME YOUR HANDS OH MY GOD THEY'RE LEGENDS
- mAMa MiA
- it sounds really weird now restarting it since you can understand everything w ha t?? ?
the music really becomes a hot mess as it speeds up doesn’t it
@@ProfHidgensTurtleneck even though it's an honest hot mess, it kinda turns into almost-8-bit background music you'd hear in an adventure game??? Sgklhfscbj
itslillyillustrates yesss I totally hear that it also kinda sounds like a nursery rhyme near the end
itslillyillustrates
Oml ikr
Honestly the whoops during show stopping number already sounded like wailing cats
"Honey, I can hear what dogs can hear!"
~Jeff Blim
This quote has been misattributed. It's actually a statement from none other than the noble millionaire, Jack Bower Dikrat.
I know Jeff is the actor.
the watchers! tHey’Re GoNNa KiLL OnE oF uS!!!
Grace D they’Re GonNA KiLL aLl oF uS!
dad are you addicted to snake venom now?
I'm heartbroken. Show Stopping Number went by in less than a minute...
11:24 The reason Paul looks at his boss in such a concerned way is because of how fast he can move his jaw.
I can't unsee that.
ROBERT JUST RUNNING AROUND THE STAGE IN SHOW STOPPIN NUMBER GIVES ME LIFE
he zoom
The guy who didn't like musicals: nightcore version.
hello internet it's phils first video blog more like nightmare version
BAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this comment got me cackling
I love how, even sped up, you can clearly see the bored look on Lauren’s face during the coffee song.
12:20 at .25 speed it's so weird hearing a seductive "Heyyy mister business" but sung by a mouse with tuberculosis screaming into a kazoo
Wow this really shows how much more swearing there it has than Firebringer. Unbelievable
i was watching it with my mum and i thought wow lauren swears a LOT in this and found out that was true in the weekend of editing I had to spend
This was sped up faster than it I think
also just more swearing at the very beginning which impacts the length of the entire show
i think firebringer is also longer
True, tgwdlm is their shortest show
YOU CANT HIDE THAT SCHWOOPSIE FROM ME
YAY YOU NOTICED
Wait what
Oh wait I found it 😂
Bro me too
what was it?
Only just now seeing this and I'm comforted to find that, despite everything, the two most important moments "Wear a watch" and "Chad" are preserved.
This sounds like that moment when you walk into class and your teacher is frantically trying to draw something on the white board
The fact that the actors got told to do aggressive hand movements and all just dabbed.. Wow what has the world come to..
nah, they are supposed to be doing like a Dracula cape movement with their arms, it just looks like dabbing lol
Collman they’re definitely dabbing and no one can tell me otherwise
it was originally supposed to be that dracula thing but everyone collectively changed it to dabbing
Literally being able to hear Macnamara’s cigarette puff broke me
ITS SO LOUD
The guy who didn't like musicals but it's being played by a bunch of chipmunks that slowly are turning into rats then into birds that quickly became squeaky toys.
10:15 the audience laughing kinda sounds like a soundeffect to bill turning
By the time it reaches not your seed I don't think these are sounds meant for human ears anymore
definitely definitely not
GenuinelyParis not for human ears? The apotheosis is is upon us
o gosh if you did a "slows down when someone swears" that would be a nightmare
Shhhhhhhhooooooooouuuuuuuullllllld wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeee kkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllll hhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmm
It would be 6 hours long jesus christ
Wwwwwwwwoooooooooorrrrrrrkkkkkkiiiiiiiinnnnggggggg bbbbbbboooooyyyyyysssss
@@beee2034 i would watch it
L a a a a a a a
D e e e e e e
D a a a
D a a a a a h
D a a a a a a a a a y
I love the fact that even tho none of the songs sound similar to their original they all still sound different
the audience laughing after a while just sounds like a chorus of rats
Lol the caption “Trapped in a musical is my personal hell (schwoopsie)”
Lyrics of almost every song: sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebdlbdubuleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebdgtydueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebdlbdubuleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebdgtydueeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
la di da da day had me literally in tears and then I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of it
The speeded up dance numbers are hilarious 😂
When jamie sings "philosophical" at the beginning i alway hear "philosoFUCKal" and I'm dissaponted it didn't speed up
hearing that really discordant tone as they ripped out the professor's stomach part made me laugh really hard. the music went "oh no"
haw yee I cannot unhear this
20:29
Ted: **appears for one second**
The video: I am speed
Prof. H.: who’s there?
Emma: professor Hidgens!
Prof. H.: don’t lie to me I’m professor Hidgens!
I love how after a while the audience starts to sound like screeching demonic vultures
Me: Haha! This scene is the best!
Cast from TGWDLM: *Agressively beeping *
My sister: What the fuuu--
Your life just started speeding up when your sis said that.
@@madisonmorris7394 soon, it will become demonic screeching
You should do the trail to Oregon but speeds up whenever Joey switches characters
DUDE this is so smart hahaha
Yes
the chipmunk who didn’t like musicals.
Everything after “show me your hands” looked and sounded like a fever dream lmao
... so it’s like the normal musical
that first speed up was BIG and im 2 minutes in and laughing at how Jeff blim sounds
When Paul was saying ‘ok’ after the La Dee Dah Dah Day it sounded like something out of Mario
Alternate title: TGWDLM But It’s Animal Crossing
I cant be the only one who thinks this
Wow, Alvin and the Chipmunks 5 ended up being better than I expected.
My favourite things about this video:
- the fact that from the captions you absolutely adore Jaime as much as I do
- Lauren's "five bucks!" Sounded like a squeaky toy I was crying
- Every song past La De Da Da Day sounded like a broken pinball machine
- Jeff's teeth in that bit in What Do You Want Paul sent me
- Everytime Corey said "MAMMA MIA"
- The kick my head fight sped up 😂😭😂
THE BROKEN PINBALL MACHINE THING IS SO ACCURATE LMAO
Didn't expect I'd be watching Alvin and the Chipmunks today.
Me: mom can I get the guy who didn’t like musicals
Mom: we have the guy who didn’t like musicals at home
Guy who didn’t like musicals at home:
You know you’ve watched this musical to much when you know what they are saying despite squirrels taking over
Peanut!
_ihaveverylowbloodsugar_
at the part where Prof. Hidgens first comes out, I swear to god It almost made me burst out laughing at like 12:00 AM
11:05 i always heard it as "i hire you, pauls, to keep our stocks high" like the hive mind thought the name paul was synonymous with employee or something?? idk tho!
it’s kinda implying that paul is someone boring or bland who doesn’t disrupt the system and just goes to work does the amount of work they’re supposed to do and goes home
nightmare time spoilers, can't remember the episode
I didn't watch this until after nightmare time so I linked it to that when Paul says he's one of lots of clones and I imagine Mr Davidson is just saying he's hiring all of them. that's the only reason I can think of.
This got to a point where I couldn't even tell when it sped up anymore...
Every time the audience laughed all I could think of was the munchkins in the Wizard of Oz
It starts off as munchkin voices and turns into demonic hissing
Prof. Hidgens’ Turtleneck omg i just got to the demonic laughing and i am SCARED
2 minutes in and I’m already having Guns and Ships flashbacks
8:50 its literally a pacman game 😂 (yes i know this is almost a year old)
I don’t know how I survived this
Professor Hidgens -peanuts when he realized he survived the meteor crashing, the apotheosis, and the whole town being blown up
1. My ears hurt
2. I’m wheezing
3. WHY DID I WATCH THE WHOLE THING?
The music sounds strangely scary when sped up. Like a boss fight in a old video game.
Mr. Davidson's laugh at 11:25 was my breaking point. I absolutely love what we can do with technology
i think by "i hire you pauls to keep our stock high," he's referring to paul as a generic office employee, and with plural pauls, he means he hires people like paul who "have no personality" to keep the company from going under.
**Fast Forward 10 Seconds**
...
**Misses 20 minutes of the Musical**
The fact that the OG musical is 1 hour, 52 minutes and 37 seconds and is reduced to a 22 min video that kills my ears and makes everyone sound like Octavian singing is FRIGHTENING
I want this played at my funeral, this is the proper embodiment of my soul.
I will try to make sure of it.
Because it’s sped up it makes me feel like I’m not wasting my whole day doing nothing 😂
a way to watch tgwdlm in 20 minutes
Try in 2x speed
This went from 0 to chipmunks hopped up on steroids and adderall real quick
I was increasing it by the same amount each time too sksk it just gets FAST
its peanuts
I KNOW EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT PAUL’S “LATTE HOTTAY” BUT I’M ONLY 5 1/2 MINUTES IN AND TED’S MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I JERKED BACK AND PUNCHED MY BEDROOM WALL LMAO
Was it just me who laughed ass of when the boss was questioning if Paul was still there before singing out his name 😂😂