the voice acting in this game is so next level. I could really believe it when he said "it's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" the pain and agony was visceral.
"It's so hard to get a good cheese pizza these days." Kevin, just so focused on pizza while getting cornered by bandits is just such a mood tbh, ya know, lol.
@@honeybun6677 lol the only thing hes missing is a (A) plain cheese pizza, you probly think he says a good cheese pizza like the other guy above lmao, sad how ppl can be so stupid correcting someone because he heard it 40 time while that guy got it right lmao
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@@p-__I can't believe you've nothing better to do, but also find it hilarious every time I see you saying this (so every time I come to his comments basically)...how old are you? Lol.
Dude for real! I’ve lost interest In a lot of his stuff, but at then end of the day as long as he’s happy and it keeps him going doing drama vids then it is what it is.
@gilltron9385 yeah same but he even apologized for covering so much pointless drama bullshit but then continued to almost exclusively post drama shit so I'm a little resentful.
No joke, using the 0.25x speed and pausing it every split second, the very first frame where the end houses are shown was *"44.66"* - that should be Charlie's WR for this speedrun, for the next 48 hours until someone beats it.
@@radiofreeacabhe's there to be a criminal, that's why it's criminology. He was just saying he objected because it would always be ideal to strike a child multiple times just to make sure.
It scares me how fast Marv was the whole time tbh. Good thing Charlie managed to defeat him in the end tbh of course. Great show, Charlie. Great show, lol.🙏
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days.... It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days.... It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days...
Bro has held 4 wr's already in the goofiest games just because he manages to enter the speedrunning community of a game when it is in its infancy and he generally plays games quickly. (ketamine was an exception that was just good luck)
"If you no longer go for a frame swap that exists, you are no longer a speedrunner." - Charlie, probably On another note, I find it kinda funny that Charlie refers to Joe Pesci's character as Joe Pesci instead of Harry but still refers to Daniel Stern's character as Marv.
This is one of my favorite types of video Charlie does. He should team up with that xyz guy (I think that was his name?) and find bad but funny games to get the world record for. Xyz could be a sort of glitch hunter to Charlie's speedrunner
What are the wet bandits doing these days? I would be really excited if a gritty crime/prison found footage documentary style movie about them!!! There are so many ways you could come at a project based on home alone. It could be a thriller/horror movie, it could be a remake or retelling of the story as a tragic case of child neglect. It could be about the wet bandits and the home alone incidents could just be chapters of a larger story!!! There are so many directions you could take that project
the voice acting in this game is so next level. I could really believe it when he said "it's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" the pain and agony was visceral.
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😘
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
My horses are better than Charlie's
@@TheReallDarkHorsecharlie has horses?
@@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 ok lil bro💀🙏
"One crowbar is enough to kill me?? How weak is this child"
A quote for the ages.
I laughed my ass off at that!
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😘
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
@@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1I'm sorry to hear you know that about yourself?
Literally was just coming down to comment that🤣
Home Alone could have been summed up in like 5 minutes if Kevin used this strat
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😘
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
@@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 I got 3 steroid junkie kids bring it
Crazy to think the 1st movie couldve just ended with a funeral
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I love how Charlie says "how weak is this child" like a swing to the head from a grown man with a crowbar wouldn't easily kill a child
It's even funnier when you realize he is dying as part of dropping the item meant to end and restart the game. Wasn't even because of the hit lol.
Depends on the man, depends on the child - Bruce Green type quote
This is the perfect example on why Tiana left him, no woman wants to deal with an adult baby
Some children die from just sleeping wrong! Some kids survive being crushed. The human body is weird like that
Sarcasm undetected.
"its so hard to get a cheese pizza these days" is ingrained into my soul
Not ingrained enough because you didn’t quote it right
@@eFrog27 Yeah I forgot to put plain shoot me
He said PLAIN cheese pizza
This is the perfect example on why Tiana left him, no woman wants to deal with an adult baby
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc this guy knows what every woman wants
„yippie ki yay you dirty old bastard” in the most monotone voice as Kevin simultaneously dies on the floor always get me
Bruh, he says loser, not bastard hahahaha
I think he says geezers
Hearing that same monotone line about plain cheese pizza again and again would drive me insane💀
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
@@p-__It's so hard to get a plain bot comment these days...
You hear the same monotone lines from charlies videos again and again and you seem to like it.
@@BrodcCharlie isn't talking about cheese pizza 24/7
@@ultradeathboy he should be
Seeing Charles achieving another speed run record in an unknown game is like discovering a new planet.
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😊
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
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I think he has done a video on this before
Diq rider
One thing I still don't understand, Why is it so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days?
He forgot the phone number for the pizza restaurant maybe. He also dropped his iPhone in the toilet.
@@dannysmi7162 Damn...
@@dannysmi7162little kid…iPhone…toilet…
It all comes together
“One crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child?!”
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😘
Charlie's Joker moments.
@@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1bot
@@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1shut
Aggressively tounge punch my butt hole for $20 fortnight card big bruh
With my name being Joe. You gave me the perfect clip to set as a alarm. "Joe what are you doing? Joe wake up."
😂😂😂
Sweeet
Lol, that's golden
10:46 me when the homies and I have a sleepover
zesty as all hell
@@luffytard7512 more zesty than BK zesty sauce, want to have a sleepover?
@@luffytard7512 you know it bb, wanna have a sleepover??
"It's so hard to get a good cheese pizza these days." Kevin, just so focused on pizza while getting cornered by bandits is just such a mood tbh, ya know, lol.
You heard the line 90 times and still paraphrased
10:48 is the wildest line I ever heard😭😭😭
I was scrolling looking for someone to point this shit out I knew someone did 🤣
@@Edens_Bonessame
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Lmao, I knew I'd find someone else pointing that out 😅 "That's what he said" kinda moment, but he's playing as a kid so it's even worse 💀
Every speedrun video Charlie starts by saying "nah im not gonna try for WR"
2min later "OHHH THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN WR NOOO"
“It’s so hard to get plain cheese pizza these days”
You must’ve heard the line at least 40 times and you still messed it up
@@honeybun6677who cares
@@i.d.k5039starving "Hollywood elites" care.. that's who.
@@honeybun6677 lol the only thing hes missing is a (A) plain cheese pizza, you probly think he says a good cheese pizza like the other guy above lmao, sad how ppl can be so stupid correcting someone because he heard it 40 time while that guy got it right lmao
Up the stairs sub 30 is the message we all look for from the lord lmao
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भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😘
Your comment deserves a non-bot reply.
Love your Tom WTF stare profile picture from "Tails Gets Trolled."
i cant believe charlie got a 44.67s Any%WR. it was 00.01 ahead of the former WR. this is a defined moment in gaming history.
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भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😊
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
cringe
On a game that nobody cares about or plays but him
"One crowbar is enough to kill...how weak is this child?" -Batman
Angry like
Whenever someone finds a new speedrunning strat in a game that Charlie used to speedrun - you can hear a boss music sounding from afar
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भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😊
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
This is the perfect example on why Tiana left him, no woman wants to deal with an adult baby
These voice lines are gonna kill me. The "can you hear me I'm not afraid anymore" with the straightest face ever is gonna send me to my grave.
First he beat Mr Krabs Overdoses on Ketamine, and now Home Defender. This man cant be stopped
“Yippie kiyay you dirty old loser” in a monotone way is brutal lol thanks for the likes 👍
Now THAT is the kind of person to be afraid of.
@@jujuchonkthey put the wrong Macaulay Culkin movie character in this game.
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
“It’s so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days” now lives in my head rent free
Don’t let moistcritical now about this penguinzos' world record
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भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
@@p-__I can't believe you've nothing better to do, but also find it hilarious every time I see you saying this (so every time I come to his comments basically)...how old are you? Lol.
@@KimDrewTheLineit's a bot, honey
@@ren20001at this point, I wonder if the people that respond to bot comments in earnest are bots themselves lol
"it's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" i've been trying to tell the masses, but finally someone gets it...
wxyz snatched that record right back
it's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
Not in Hollywood
It’s so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days…
charlie is prepared to escape the wet bandits in real life now.
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भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😘
Nah man these are the dry bandits
If I learned anything from watching this video it’s that it’s fucking impossible to get a damn cheese pizza these days!
What’s crazy is that he already lost the world record before uploading this. Just shows how competitive the home defender speed run is
Jason Todd needs to take notes from Charlie if he was able to take multiple swings from a grown man with a crowvar
This is the kind of content i come to charles's channel for. Sick of all the drama. We need more speed runs charlie
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
Dude for real! I’ve lost interest In a lot of his stuff, but at then end of the day as long as he’s happy and it keeps him going doing drama vids then it is what it is.
@gilltron9385 yeah same but he even apologized for covering so much pointless drama bullshit but then continued to almost exclusively post drama shit so I'm a little resentful.
Its so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
Your speedrunning content has always been my favorite
"How weak is this child" if it weren't for a single crowbar, we wouldn't have Under the Red Hood, a fantastic movie.
tonight my sleep paralysis demon is gonna tell me how hard it is to get a plain cheese pizza these days
Speedrunning is some of the best content, for me, on this channel. It’s so fun.
I agree.
In reflection after enjoying this video, i cant help but think how its so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
I love how he goes from “yeah I’d like to hit maybe a low minute, nothing crazy” to “I’m going for world record”
Short speedruns are the best moist vids
10:48 nah Charlie wild for this statement 😭
"It's so gard to get a plain cheese pizza these days." - Kevin McCallister
No joke, using the 0.25x speed and pausing it every split second, the very first frame where the end houses are shown was *"44.66"* - that should be Charlie's WR for this speedrun, for the next 48 hours until someone beats it.
The most emotion we've seen out of Charlie to date
Charlie's celebrations are the funniest lmao
"one crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child". As a university student in criminology, i have to light-heartedly object to this complaint
Stop being a cop, nobody likes a cop.
@@radiofreeacabhe's there to be a criminal, that's why it's criminology. He was just saying he objected because it would always be ideal to strike a child multiple times just to make sure.
@@radiofreeacab exactly
As if you need to be a criminology student to know that a crowbar can kill a child
Bro why is everyone hating on this person?
Honestly my brain thought the title was House Flipper and was excited to see how you speedran conjuring Mr. Clean's eldritch horror.
The speedrun content is such good content ngl😍
"One crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child?" Had me HOLLERING
10:47 that is a crazy statement to make lmao
"One crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child?"
Idk charlie ask The Robin and Joker 🤣🤣
Charlie’s determination to world record shitty games is quite admirable
I agree, it is so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days!
The pineapple and pepperonis are always on top!
I wish Charlie speedran more often, these are always great
It scares me how fast Marv was the whole time tbh. Good thing Charlie managed to defeat him in the end tbh of course. Great show, Charlie. Great show, lol.🙏
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days.... It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days.... It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days...
Love the speed run content
Love that you call them Joe and Marv
I love how you call one thief "Joe", as in the actor's name, but the other one is just "Marv", the character name, instead of "Daniel". lol
it’s so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
This speedrun is the Dark Souls of Home Alone.
The way I was just binging all the speedrun videos, hope you host another speedrun challenge
Bro has held 4 wr's already in the goofiest games just because he manages to enter the speedrunning community of a game when it is in its infancy and he generally plays games quickly. (ketamine was an exception that was just good luck)
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days.
Charlie breaking Christmas themed games when it's not even Christmas is such a mood tbh, lol.
Its so funny listening to Charlie "Who am I? I was made in a lab" "feels good to be on top" lol
I knew I wasn't alone with the cheese pizza being hard to get
Charlie has too many talents. I’d love to see his trophy room 😂
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भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😊
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
zip his pants up and wipe your face clean when ur done slobbering on his meat with all that "charlie has too many talents" meat riding
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Pudeat te morum tuorum. Sed mater tua etiam pinguis est meretrix.
Good for you man
Charlie expended way more time trying to speedrun this game than the developer making the entire game
Charlie is just built different
Did you guys know its so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days?
speed ran getting here
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भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
@@PastelLavenderYT you are going on other peoples comment and saying the same thing
@@baxtydgibrother, that's a bot. Stop giving it engagement. Dislike and report for spam, and move on. Pleassse
This is one of your funniest videos in a while
Exactly what i needed for this lunch break
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😊
Plain cheese pizza
I’m ordering a plain cheese pizza in honor of this speedrun
"If you no longer go for a frame swap that exists, you are no longer a speedrunner." - Charlie, probably
On another note, I find it kinda funny that Charlie refers to Joe Pesci's character as Joe Pesci instead of Harry but still refers to Daniel Stern's character as Marv.
The different camera placement tripped me out for a second.
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भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
Did you hear how hard it is to get a plain cheese pizza these days?
10:44 ❤
Nobody:
Kevin: *"It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days."*
Boy do I sure love home defender the game. It even features everyone’s favorite character, Clive mcanister
This is one of my favorite types of video Charlie does. He should team up with that xyz guy (I think that was his name?) and find bad but funny games to get the world record for. Xyz could be a sort of glitch hunter to Charlie's speedrunner
Would love to see you go back to that weed shop game
I love how uninterested Kevin sounds
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भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
Gonna need a frame count on that finish!
The canonical ending to the Home Alone movie franchise, murder-suicide
Charlie playing as a literal child:
"What?! One crowbar was enough to kill me?!"
Yeah.. Children aren't really known for their fortitude 😂
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😘
At this rate Charlie is gonna have the world record for most speedrun world records
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भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😊
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
What are the wet bandits doing these days? I would be really excited if a gritty crime/prison found footage documentary style movie about them!!!
There are so many ways you could come at a project based on home alone. It could be a thriller/horror movie, it could be a remake or retelling of the story as a tragic case of child neglect. It could be about the wet bandits and the home alone incidents could just be chapters of a larger story!!!
There are so many directions you could take that project
The voice acting is perfect
babe wake up jesus just uploaded
Guys, I think it’s so hard to get a cheese pizza these days…
Its so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days.
Well this didn't age well 😂
23 seconds no views.. Yikes..
He's really fallen off
If only there was another mr krabs game with Charlie discovering the pinnacle of speedrunning tech
Imagine Macauly Culkin whipping out a second floor front flip haha