Remember a back in Hillpark we had a sub in techy who really posh and quiet and cause noone would listen to him and kept talking over him, he snapped and started slamming one of those wooden pencile holders on a table and screaming "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP". Back then it was funny as fuck but looking back its pretty butal we pushed him that bad.
My first year teaching was like this. I don't do it any more but glad I gave it a while after that, it did get better. Moving from middle school to primary helped lol
I had a Scots wood-work teacher. He used to get angry when people weren't careful, and he'd scream at them and show them the scars in his wrists where the chisel went in. He got the sack not long after that. He was shouting 'Look at it! Look at it!' pulling his sleeves up, showing his scars to this kid.
Yeah I had my wood work teacher scream at me for fucking around with the saw dust blowing it at a friend, he yelled that I could give him cancer :| Dunno what problems he was having that day.
I once had a teacher that had a nervous breakdown in front of us. I mean we were little baskets. Lads standing up getting their lads out and that. She emptied her bag out shouting " this is what I have to take because of you lot!". Full of tablets. I think we were a difficult year. 😆
@@amp4105 she was a music teacher, and she churned out a few professional musicians in my year so we were not that bad for council house kids. They gave as good as they got, believe me.
Mental hardships make us who we are, my teens and 20's were pure awful, but in retrospect I wouldn't trade them for anything now I'm out the other side. I went the opposite journey of Craig, low stress job which drove me nuts to a high stress job which keeps me stimulated and happy cos I'm (hopefully) helpin people.
I laughed, i cried, i fist pumped the air. Great story
Why do I exaclty know what do you mean with fist pumping the air? Is this a common thing?
I'm right there with ye. right there wit ye
wow another fantastic tale of battling personal demons and moving on with your life, chilling ending.
Fair play to Craig. I'm with him. I hope Dobbies give him a raise. He seems like he's good at his job now.
I dont know why, but the ambient noise of cars passing by really makes this even more chilling
Well this has certainly been one of the more darker improv stories.
Thought we were about to see Craig and Mr. Jenks as the same person for a second there.
Same goes luls
“Good... Good.” 🤣🤣🤣
Had the pleasure of meeting Limmy at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.
Did u meet him or was he doin comedy at the show ?? Jus asking lol
@@celtictillidie67 it was a Charity do for the family of Benny Harvey (R.I.P. Miss you big man)
@@adamcarr1387 👍
Moved away from home recently & bingewatching limmy videos in an attempt to combat homesickness. It's working! Miss the accent.
special. you’ve changed my entire life Limmy.
Good. The End.
God I love Scottish improv
Given Craig's history, I did not expect any of those kids to live to the end.
these stories are so great
Had the pleasure of meeting Sarah at a charity do once. She was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.
Remember a back in Hillpark we had a sub in techy who really posh and quiet and cause noone would listen to him and kept talking over him, he snapped and started slamming one of those wooden pencile holders on a table and screaming "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP". Back then it was funny as fuck but looking back its pretty butal we pushed him that bad.
When the Twitch gig dies out this is the direction Limmy will take, teaching at a secondary school.
My first year teaching was like this. I don't do it any more but glad I gave it a while after that, it did get better. Moving from middle school to primary helped lol
Craig Smith
Limmy ...mate...ur are one of the funniest conts I've ever came across. U deserve your own show again
Powerful stuff
As a teacher in training, I shouldn't have clicked on this
Old people in garden centres are worse than school kids imo
Somehow I doubt this haha
I bet you haven't seen hipsters in a park
this is a work of art
Reminds me of the sketch where you hit the guy with the laptop bag. Hilarious.
This story is so happy and savage at the same time
Loved this story
Look at him, weve pure broke him
Disnae gi'a fock
Craig is a mood
I had a Scots wood-work teacher. He used to get angry when people weren't careful, and he'd scream at them and show them the scars in his wrists where the chisel went in. He got the sack not long after that. He was shouting 'Look at it! Look at it!' pulling his sleeves up, showing his scars to this kid.
Yeah I had my wood work teacher scream at me for fucking around with the saw dust blowing it at a friend, he yelled that I could give him cancer :|
Dunno what problems he was having that day.
@@speedrob good!
@@speedrob it can though
@@Yo-ic2go damn I never.... if he'd just exaplained it to me. he was usually chill
This story is almost exactly like my life
thought it was going to be a nice wholesome story about a man moving on with his life, then I remembered it's Limmy telling the story...
He always calls them Craig haha
Subbed and liked simply because am in the club tae ;)
Sadly this is realistic... happens every day
If only we lived in a world without the ability to lie
Dinglinglinglinglinglingling....
THE END....WHIIIIT !!!!!!!!
Why does it always end in death
I like a personal break up disguised with a drug to ensure you can easily put the edge on.
Fuck sake, my name's Craig Smith, and I also changed my surname 😂 love these stories.
I was realllly hoping he was gonna say Mister Craig
Weapon of a story.
Good
Fucking hell, imagine if this was the first chapter of Daft Wee Stories.
Teachers everywhere have a story for them
I couldn't even go in and sit down in the staff room, for the 10+ years I taught in a school. Then I broke down, that's how fucked it (I) was.
So relatable.
Poor craig he has been through enough by now
LIMMAY
I’m of the opinion that all the Craig’s are just one Craig at different times in his life.
I'm with Craig
I once had a teacher that had a nervous breakdown in front of us. I mean we were little baskets. Lads standing up getting their lads out and that. She emptied her bag out shouting " this is what I have to take because of you lot!". Full of tablets. I think we were a difficult year. 😆
I pray she’s working in a Dobbie’s now. Showing people to the roses and low maintenance grass seeds 😂
Thats depressing
@@amp4105 she was a music teacher, and she churned out a few professional musicians in my year so we were not that bad for council house kids. They gave as good as they got, believe me.
Mental hardships make us who we are, my teens and 20's were pure awful, but in retrospect I wouldn't trade them for anything now I'm out the other side. I went the opposite journey of Craig, low stress job which drove me nuts to a high stress job which keeps me stimulated and happy cos I'm (hopefully) helpin people.
Hahaha GOOD
Gud. Gud.
Translated to English : God. God. 🤣
I saw the title and now I feel personally attacked.
Whits the chances Limmy’s maw n da are called John n Margaret
No, Craig and Mary.
Guud
Damn
AH HA HA
98.6% of people in Scotland aged 3 and over speak English.
30.1% of people in Scotland aged 3 and over speak Scots.
Is it bad that i found this funny?
You should do more stories about a guy called Craig.
Could be good to use as a running joke :) x
Honey no more Craig - new name plz xkxoxoxooxo
lollypop09090909 If he does a story NOT starring Craig, there’ll be blood on the streets. Fact.
Its called the craigverse for a reason
There was a story starring John that one time
I need Craig...
@@BrightNoir from the perspective of craig tho
Good