119 - eGemony, Part 3: "Love, Among Other Things, Is All You Need"

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  • čas přidán 29. 11. 2017
  • Part 3 of 3: As the title states, a story of love and horror.
    This episode was co-written with Glen David Gold.
    The voice of Hugh Jackman was Hunter Canning.
    Weather: "Turn Into It" by Jamey Browning soundcloud.com/james-browning-142333614
    Become a member on Patreon today to help us keep making Welcome to Night Vale and get cool stuff, like Director’s Notes, bonus episodes, and even a new character named after you.
    / welcometonightvale
    Music: Disparition, disparition.info.
    Logo: Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com.
    Produced by Night Vale Presents. Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.
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Komentáře • 168

  • @atriyakoller136
    @atriyakoller136 Před 6 lety +368

    "scientists are gathering to calibrate their instruments to the length of Carlos's hair"
    I laughed way too much

  • @lucidluna746
    @lucidluna746 Před 6 lety +344

    "I've watched a Ted Talk, I know everything about science." Boy does that sound like a lot of people I know XD

  • @SomeAHole
    @SomeAHole Před 6 lety +376

    "The secret police have replaced their sirens with Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You"
    Took me a second but I died when I thought about it.

    • @sam-ds3nh
      @sam-ds3nh Před 5 lety +30

      Imagine getting pulled over by a car going "and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEIIIEEE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU!"

  • @bluegummybear8667
    @bluegummybear8667 Před 6 lety +184

    "whats in the box, no, whats in the f***ing box" im actually crying

  • @otakuribo
    @otakuribo Před 6 lety +218

    20:04 " *_With love and science, anything is possible._*
    *_Now, go drink your whiskey._* "

  • @wynnt1
    @wynnt1 Před 6 lety +149

    That third "I love you" actually scared me

  • @iamthewerewolf4916
    @iamthewerewolf4916 Před 6 lety +260

    "Or I'm very into someone who's very into science" awwwwwww

  • @ReaperChild79
    @ReaperChild79 Před 3 lety +28

    "Turns out she was a spider and didn't care what I thought."
    I love this town.

  • @SoulQueenoD
    @SoulQueenoD Před 6 lety +167

    "And I nodded" Cecil wtf? You'll have to tell Steve you love him eventually

    • @crowstrive1426
      @crowstrive1426 Před 6 lety +17

      Give him time, he'll get there :3

    • @spiwolf6998
      @spiwolf6998 Před 4 lety +2

      Cecil is my fiance's son..

    • @ReaperChild79
      @ReaperChild79 Před 3 lety +5

      He will, and you'll cry too.

    • @SoulQueenoD
      @SoulQueenoD Před 3 lety +2

      Nadine Boyer This was from three years ago fam. 😅😂

  • @arellamommy
    @arellamommy Před 6 lety +130

    I love how the french phrase is "Open your books page 3 and scream before you get devoured." The french words i just translated as devoured is "bouffer" and it is a VERY french canadian word. Headcanon: the french gibbering teacher is from Montreal, Quebec.
    ....
    I just want a WTNV character from my city

    • @tianahose9023
      @tianahose9023 Před 4 měsíci

      I took enough French to understand “open your books to page 3” but that was it. Thank you for commenting the whole thing

  • @geekypnai13
    @geekypnai13 Před 6 lety +36

    Fucking Cecil. "You know what she said?"
    " *No* "

  • @Takisan111
    @Takisan111 Před 5 lety +73

    So I've been thinking: Carlos doesn't seem to have a last name yet his official label is Carlos the Scientist. Now we learn that he is what other scientists use to measure how they do their own science. Is... is Carlos the god of science? Or at least the physical embodiment? It would certainly put Cecils mind at ease if he had a fellow immortal to spend the rest of eternity with.

  • @jjd.7177
    @jjd.7177 Před 6 lety +47

    17:31 Look, I'm not saying the idea of Cecil and Carlos dancing to Mariah Carey at their wedding made me emotional, but that's exactly what I'm saying
    Also, Cecil saying "my Husband" made me happy, I love the subtle yet very noticeable representation in Night Vale

  • @theintern2960
    @theintern2960 Před 6 lety +173

    *Sigh* Every episode is just over too soon, and then I have to wait, sitting quietly at this desk, unmoving, unblinking, until it begins again. Then I have just 20-25 minutes where I am animate, and can desperately try to break free of this house with no doors and no windows and behind each wall is just a spongy material that bleeds a foul-smelling ichor. Please, have another hour-long episode soon. I can hear curious tappings, coming from my basement. I hope it is someone trying to find me. I pray I will be allowed to move again when I eventually, perhaps, escape.

  • @iamthewerewolf4916
    @iamthewerewolf4916 Před 6 lety +266

    CARLOS CALLING TO SAY I LOVE YOU AWWWWWW MY HEART CANNOT DO THIS TODAY

    • @xanderlonkar5955
      @xanderlonkar5955 Před 6 lety +34

      I am The werewolf that was joseph fink not dylan marron

    • @iamthewerewolf4916
      @iamthewerewolf4916 Před 6 lety +9

      Xander Lonkar Joseph Fink also voices Carlos, occasionally

    • @crowstrive1426
      @crowstrive1426 Před 6 lety +18

      I am The werewolf He used to voice him! Until they found Dylan :)
      I don't think that was supposed to be Carlos, sadly; Because of the above reason and also how Cecil reacted.

    • @fitzgerald4744
      @fitzgerald4744 Před 5 lety +28

      ​@@crowstrive1426 This is true! Kind of. Technically, it was Jeffery Cranor, the other co-creator; he voiced Carlos in, I believe, just one episode - #16 "The Phone Call". Shortly after they found Dylan and made him the official voice of Carlos, namely because they didn't want a straight white man voicing a gay man of color, not when there were actual gay men of color the job could go to. :3
      I think the phone call was just something goofy/kind of creepy, in true WTNV fashion, using a convenient voice~

    • @crowstrive1426
      @crowstrive1426 Před 5 lety +8

      @@fitzgerald4744 Exactly my thinking, and thank you for the background knowledge for the folks who don't know! 😊

  • @jac1396
    @jac1396 Před 6 lety +149

    "Get something for the person in your life, which might be you"
    Same 😭

  • @emilyneves6489
    @emilyneves6489 Před 5 lety +31

    "Hey...is for horses" I've been waiting sooooo long for that one

  • @arturoreyescortez2476
    @arturoreyescortez2476 Před 6 lety +34

    I haven't heard Cecil swear since the episode about the thing that almost killed Khoshekh. Also, it's sad that Hugh Jackman can't stay in Night Vale. He seems to really love Night Vale, even if the plan's of his company would have devalued the love of Night Vale.

  • @Ggglly25
    @Ggglly25 Před 6 lety +102

    If there isn't a cecilos anniversary episode I'm going to scream

  • @nochill1233
    @nochill1233 Před 6 lety +77

    Me: Man everything is so cute and awesome!
    Weather: Don’t get your hopes up again
    Me: *O h*

  • @sleepyselkiesiren
    @sleepyselkiesiren Před 6 lety +33

    "Tell them what you're going to tell them"
    ...dude, I was just debating whether or not to tell my family I'm ace
    Can I get a hug on my permanent record, an otter, and a wonder woman stamp?
    Side note: did they say Carlos' hair is the cause of science?

  • @carnehot6701
    @carnehot6701 Před 6 lety +34

    Carlos: I love you.
    Me: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • @solei5678
    @solei5678 Před 6 lety +65

    Oh my god, I think that’s the first time I’ve heard Cecil cuss

    • @sunnysea24
      @sunnysea24 Před 5 lety +15

      He called Steve an asshole in an early episode. I think Drawbridge

    • @xorangejuiceee
      @xorangejuiceee Před 3 lety +5

      He also has said hell, though some ppl don't consider it a curse

  • @whatthefuckismyname9173
    @whatthefuckismyname9173 Před 6 lety +30

    I love that Cecil just assumes High Jackman has a husband.

    • @a.b.6689
      @a.b.6689 Před 2 lety +1

      what wait when

    • @Q-werty30
      @Q-werty30 Před rokem

      All people are gey until proven otherwise

  • @iamthewerewolf4916
    @iamthewerewolf4916 Před 6 lety +174

    Um Cecil young man MIND YOUR LANGUAGE

  • @riverbirch2503
    @riverbirch2503 Před 5 lety +16

    In this episode
    - Joseph Fink says "I love you."

  • @Danixo02
    @Danixo02 Před 5 lety +18

    I LOVE CARLOS AND THE WAY HE WHISPERED “I LOVE YOU”

  • @giulia5634
    @giulia5634 Před 3 lety +8

    LOL the whispered "i love you" right before the weather got me 😂😂

  • @bellpebber63
    @bellpebber63 Před rokem +6

    Cecil using Schrodingers cat as a justification for why the Canadian royal was under the desk feels like when the kid who invented the game changed the rules so that he could win

  • @abbydunne5363
    @abbydunne5363 Před 5 lety +11

    I don't know why but "I'm very into science" will always make me smile.

  • @smol_chilli_pepper
    @smol_chilli_pepper Před 6 lety +10

    When Carlos called I let out the loudest "Awwww" they're so cute I can't

  • @pichirobi
    @pichirobi Před 6 lety +48

    *carlos come get ur mans*

  • @M1nd_Pa1nt
    @M1nd_Pa1nt Před 6 lety +57

    The end part with the game show was unexpected. XD

  • @tuel7664
    @tuel7664 Před 5 lety +10

    The 3rd quiet 'I love you' right before the weather scared the cRAP out of me.

  • @ryanmorris5923
    @ryanmorris5923 Před 6 lety +22

    Awe Cecil we love you too

  • @philipdarrenellwell1994
    @philipdarrenellwell1994 Před 6 lety +28

    Coming into this after missing every episode for the last hundred makes very little difference. Interesting.

  • @connormcnamara7552
    @connormcnamara7552 Před 6 lety +44

    Just caught up to the recent radio podcast of night vale. Only took me about a half a year of listening from year one to recent. Thank you for all the laughs and giggles. Love makes the world go round and night vale makes mine go round.

    • @nochill1233
      @nochill1233 Před 6 lety +6

      Now I feel suddenly unhealthy because i catches up in a month and a half. I really need a life

    • @StJimmy-ki2hk
      @StJimmy-ki2hk Před 6 lety +3

      Purple Killer606 don't worry, I listened to the entire thing in less than two weeks

    • @nochill1233
      @nochill1233 Před 6 lety +1

      St. Jimmy Respect

    • @under-thesun1437
      @under-thesun1437 Před 6 lety +4

      Welcome to the family
      There’s no getting out
      We’ve been trying for years

    • @glimmah
      @glimmah Před 4 lety

      It took me like two weeks or less, we're in quarantine but still

  • @katherinedevonshire2110
    @katherinedevonshire2110 Před 6 lety +14

    Dammit Cecil, stop making me love you more!

  • @TheMundobizarro
    @TheMundobizarro Před 6 lety +19

    this episode is just so cute and heart warming! Just what I needed today

  • @fernandaromero-valdespino3178

    We love you too Cecil!

  • @rainbowzebra361
    @rainbowzebra361 Před 5 lety +4

    Next ep. is desert bluffs...idk how I feel about that... Sponsored by love, that's so precious!!! I LOVE this episode! Have a great day :)

  • @princessvia2487
    @princessvia2487 Před 6 lety +14

    So I have a sims world where I make all my favorite characters from shows like Doctor Who or even CZcamsrs like Thomas Sanders but long story short I have Cecil, Carlos and Khoshekh in this world and Cecil and Carlos were talking, and in the beginning when Cecil Said money Carlos immediately started talking about money and I was like woah

  • @TheLilacButterfly
    @TheLilacButterfly Před 5 lety +6

    Carlos, you dork. ❤😂

  • @gamingvampireking1704
    @gamingvampireking1704 Před 6 lety +12

    Oh my gosh I'm so close to catching up I love this show

  • @aduroatrox
    @aduroatrox Před 4 lety +7

    My gosh it's Shrodinger's cat! It's something that I actually know about. I feel like I actually understand something.

  • @keithmaney3571
    @keithmaney3571 Před 6 lety +17

    This episode popped up on my notifications. Right when I needed it most. As sappy as it sounds...from my heart thank you night vale.

    • @geekypnai13
      @geekypnai13 Před 6 lety

      Keith Maney dude, me too. Life has been a struggle since the week started. I mean it has been before that but more so this week.

  • @olawilczek2376
    @olawilczek2376 Před rokem +3

    When he said "what's in the f****n box" i was so not expwcting it i started crying with laughter. I was mentally not ready for that

  • @jjjones4458
    @jjjones4458 Před 5 lety +5

    “No what’s in the FUCKING box”😂

  • @lostghost7915
    @lostghost7915 Před 4 měsíci +1

    "And hey-... is for horses" singlehandedly made my day

  • @doctordisney5755
    @doctordisney5755 Před 6 lety +29

    ...how is Carlos out of town?

    • @under-thesun1437
      @under-thesun1437 Před 6 lety +21

      Nikki Gregory he’s a scientist
      Science can do anything

    • @Kiki-hb9sw
      @Kiki-hb9sw Před 6 lety +21

      People can leave nightvale, it’s just really really hard so it takes a couple try’s to get out

  • @awesomepossomful
    @awesomepossomful Před 11 měsíci +2

    "The realest thing.. is dissapointment" 😂😂

  • @doodlebrain6594
    @doodlebrain6594 Před 6 lety +8

    The second time the caller called in. “Is...is that Jospeh Fink?”

  • @Disciple_of_Cthulhu
    @Disciple_of_Cthulhu Před 4 lety +4

    RIP Blake.

  • @caravep
    @caravep Před 6 lety +21

    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO'S FOUND OUT THAT NIGHT VALE MAY BE TURNING INTO A TV SHOW!!! ....according to an article.

    • @doodlebrain6594
      @doodlebrain6594 Před 6 lety +2

      Jasmin Chilel I HEARD TOO

    • @caravep
      @caravep Před 6 lety +1

      Ok turns out Rob's exsistence was real people in L.A could see it to, theres videos about it in youtube turns out the last time it happened it was November 7 2015. It happened again yesterday and after it passes L.A and Lake Elsinore it could then be seen in Phoenix Arizona.

    • @Future_Pheonix
      @Future_Pheonix Před 6 lety +2

      *sound of my jaw hitting the floor* WHAT??!

    • @caravep
      @caravep Před 6 lety +2

      What about what?

    • @Future_Pheonix
      @Future_Pheonix Před 6 lety +4

      I didn't know they were turning WTNV into a TV show!! I just don't know how to feel about that..

  • @simonanidiot1069
    @simonanidiot1069 Před 4 lety +2

    I was today years old when I realized eGemony is just hegemony

  • @MiseFreisin
    @MiseFreisin Před 6 lety +17

    oh my goodness, stop, I know a guy who pronounces it "mulk"

  • @saferoundhouse5910
    @saferoundhouse5910 Před 6 lety +12

    *I love you too, furry boy*

  • @relun8032
    @relun8032 Před 4 lety +3

    O.o OMG CECIL POTTY MOUTH! Do you kiss Carlos with that mouth?! Lol great 3 parter I enjoyed it immensely.

  • @echothenardier8053
    @echothenardier8053 Před 5 lety +4

    Is no one wondering about the weird love infection that took the town (and possibly the world considering Carlos’ calls) by storm? Like seriously, did the Barista’s spike the coffee that they force people to buy? Was it a ploy by the company to pull an Oberon and try to get the case from who ever had it while everyone was under the influence of whatever it was? Is someone trying to get in and out of town unnoticed, or take over the town, while everyone’s on a love spree?

  • @tardisgirl1119
    @tardisgirl1119 Před 6 lety +17

    I just came back from the WTNV liveshow

  • @honorineclaudot2237
    @honorineclaudot2237 Před 6 lety +5

    Did I dream it or was the title different? When I first listened to it it was something like "love among other things is all you need"...

  • @DoeiDenise
    @DoeiDenise Před 5 lety +1

    I seriously love this story arch so much!

  • @DeadNotSleeping789
    @DeadNotSleeping789 Před 6 lety +1

    Malk
    This reminds me of when the internet was still relatively new to me

  • @hannahcartwright8190
    @hannahcartwright8190 Před 6 lety +3

    I want an otter instead of flowers

  • @rebeccalambert3240
    @rebeccalambert3240 Před 2 lety +1

    Cecil really did just say 👋

  • @genesismayer3865
    @genesismayer3865 Před 6 lety +3

    Thank you i loved it

  • @a.b.6689
    @a.b.6689 Před 2 lety +6

    guys the next episode is desert bluffs and I'm scared
    in a good way?

  • @ritakamal7326
    @ritakamal7326 Před 3 měsíci

    Omg Carlos saying I love you was tooo cuteeee aaaahhhhh

  • @gamingvampireking1704
    @gamingvampireking1704 Před 6 lety +8

    22:17 did he just cuss?

  • @audreygeorge5110
    @audreygeorge5110 Před 5 lety +2

    Theres a kid in my class named Ken. He wears a fedora and a green trenchcoat. No joke.

  • @lh776
    @lh776 Před rokem

    I was not ready for the cursing loll

  • @asteralbirdarisng5502
    @asteralbirdarisng5502 Před 6 lety +1

    HE SAID FUCK
    Y E S

  • @joeltibbs8087
    @joeltibbs8087 Před 6 lety +7

    You need love, AND A DOG

  • @avieee_
    @avieee_ Před 6 lety +4

    Yay!!

  • @jacktehbongripper
    @jacktehbongripper Před 5 lety +1

    At first I was like did Joseph fink just tell me to come out and then I was like oh pfff hes psyching himself up lol

  • @a_jae_doe
    @a_jae_doe Před 10 měsíci

    Baristas: love will defeat edgemony
    Night vale: anime girl transforms into steven universe

  • @bellpebber63
    @bellpebber63 Před rokem

    ITS CARLOS ON THE LINE OH MY GOD
    THEY ARE SO SWEET

  • @otakuribo
    @otakuribo Před 6 lety +4

    got malk?

  • @luckybearrr
    @luckybearrr Před 6 lety +1

    Nice Se7en plug

  • @Dawnslight16
    @Dawnslight16 Před 6 lety +1

    What's in the f*cking box! XD First time Cecil's been censored

  • @a.b.6689
    @a.b.6689 Před 2 lety +1

    why does everyone think the caller was Carlos, that was Joseph Fink's voice.
    The real one.

  • @DoeiDenise
    @DoeiDenise Před 5 lety +1

    10:17 OMG

  • @sunnysea24
    @sunnysea24 Před 5 lety +2

    Was that Joseph Fink on the phone?

  • @sadrien
    @sadrien Před rokem +1

    The color of the picture has been changing slowly between episodes I hadn't noticed until episode 119...

  • @Orovingwen
    @Orovingwen Před měsícem

    I would love a hug on my permanent record, please. 🤗

  • @jamesmilleur3706
    @jamesmilleur3706 Před 6 lety +3

    I love you

  • @Ggglly25
    @Ggglly25 Před 6 lety +1

    Wait the title of this episode is different on the apple podcast streaming?

  • @countessalicetepes
    @countessalicetepes Před 6 lety +2

    With precision aaand accuracy?

  • @jetsetradiofutur6484
    @jetsetradiofutur6484 Před 5 lety

    Patrick: I Love you
    Me: Shit its infected Spongebob as well

  • @theothersider03
    @theothersider03 Před 6 lety +1

    where can i find the song? the link doesnt take you to it and i cant find it you youtube or via google search

  • @TeganTheoNich
    @TeganTheoNich Před 6 lety +4

    kiwiFRUIT CECIL KIWIFRUIT NOT KIWIS KIWIS ARE BIRDS AND PEOPLE

  • @theolevine3131
    @theolevine3131 Před 4 lety +4

    Hold up, a straight person?? In night vale???

  • @nineblackgoats
    @nineblackgoats Před 5 lety

    “Ouvrez vos livres page 3 et criez avant de vous faire bouffer.”
    Teaching, the French way.

  • @fitzgerald4744
    @fitzgerald4744 Před 5 lety +1

    So, uh...are we not going to talk about today's proverb? Because...*what*?

  • @Gerokero
    @Gerokero Před 3 lety

    i love u

  • @FrequentFlyer815
    @FrequentFlyer815 Před 6 lety +1

    Cecil used profanity!!! :O

  • @nickicouture7297
    @nickicouture7297 Před 6 lety

    BYE NOW! 😆

  • @awakarikatase
    @awakarikatase Před 7 měsíci

    10:16 THEY :(

  • @evancamphouse94
    @evancamphouse94 Před 6 lety +1

    open your books to page 3 and write ......... ( I've been taking french gibbering for 2 years

  • @sownheard
    @sownheard Před 6 lety

    I'm I the person in my life as I live in me Brain ?