These Jehovah's Witness Cartoons are INSANE 💀

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  • @exjwpandatower
    @exjwpandatower  Před 21 hodinou +2

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  • @zacharybrener4692
    @zacharybrener4692 Před 4 dny +567

    That thumbnail scares me more than the actual people

    • @EmirOcampo-yh8el
      @EmirOcampo-yh8el Před 4 dny +2

      Hi

    • @-Astrae-
      @-Astrae- Před 4 dny +4

      I agree

    • @ethanxillasaurus2572
      @ethanxillasaurus2572 Před 2 dny +2

      @@-Astrae- YES

    • @machector892
      @machector892 Před 2 dny +2

      He reminds me of Toshio the Japanese ghost boy.

    • @stevenhuntley8706
      @stevenhuntley8706 Před 2 dny +1

      The thumbnail reminds me of when witnesses roll their eyes back in their head to protect them (like sharks taking a bite) whenever someone points out failed prophecy
      🦈✝️🙈

  • @arcellgreen4754
    @arcellgreen4754 Před 2 dny +506

    So Jehovah was able to heal this evil man from sickness but couldn’t save the slave girl’s family 🤔🤷‍♂️

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon Před 2 dny +86

      God have pretty much messed up priorities, he just wants to convert "evil" people to the "good" side but "good" people don't matter because they're already good so why bother.

    • @PraiseTheFSMonster
      @PraiseTheFSMonster Před 2 dny

      And he allowed her to be taken as a slave. Even though christians say he's not supposed to mess with our free will...

    • @PraiseTheFSMonster
      @PraiseTheFSMonster Před 2 dny +32

      ​@@realdragonSeriously, like Lot being tortured by god because he was _too_ righteous

    • @RedHarlow1886
      @RedHarlow1886 Před 2 dny

      hey guys, Christian here. so for @realdragon there's no such thing as a good person under Gods eyes, so you messed up there, and for @PraiseTheFSMonster Hell isn't torture :l
      Yeah, it's just a separation from God, but I don't blame you for the false statement, its been portrayed for who knows how long. So when someone decides to live their life with God, they will spend eternity with him after death, and those who live away from God will spend eternity away from God, and God is everything good, like love, friendship, hope, enlightenment, assurance, so when you take him out its hate, betrayal, hopelessness, anxiety, etc.

    • @GerardWayIsCoolAsFuck
      @GerardWayIsCoolAsFuck Před 2 dny

      @@realdragongod ain’t converting my satanic ass anytime soon, GUARUNTEEED

  • @skyneko136
    @skyneko136 Před 2 dny +722

    Being in this cult is one hell of a depressing childhood

    • @hsk2909
      @hsk2909 Před 2 dny +56

      You can say that again. It equals to not having a childhood.

    • @aleksabanjevic8316
      @aleksabanjevic8316 Před 2 dny +67

      "are you... HAPPY YOU WERE BORN (in reference to them not allowing birthdays) !?!?!? HOW DARE YOU, THINK UR BETTER THAN THE LORD!?!?!? You need to put our loving and merciful god above all else or you will go to hell when the apocalypse comes
      .... Dad I'm 5, wtf...

    • @AcapachVideo
      @AcapachVideo Před 2 dny +13

      I agree... it's nothing BUT DEATH!

    • @anya-gg7ut
      @anya-gg7ut Před 2 dny +10

      Especially when you have a chronic illness on top of that

    • @Odiesscool
      @Odiesscool Před 2 dny +22

      I know a kid and he’s trapped in it right now :( I’m a Christian and I’m in one of the healthy communities but his JW family won’t even let him talk with his friends

  • @Gioizout24
    @Gioizout24 Před 4 dny +447

    bro the kid in the thumbnail looks like he was taken straight out of a horror game in 2017

  • @pollyimposter-op5lr
    @pollyimposter-op5lr Před 2 dny +444

    I used to be a JW but I quit thanks to you. Freedom Finally

    • @hsk2909
      @hsk2909 Před 2 dny +73

      Congrats for liberating yourself. Well down. Stay strong.

    • @ADM.II.
      @ADM.II. Před 2 dny +31

      You're finally free🎉

    • @Odiesscool
      @Odiesscool Před 2 dny +25

      Congratulations!! My boyfriend has a friend who is also a minor and unable to leave :( he’s stuck til he can run away

    • @bananachannel1910
      @bananachannel1910 Před 2 dny +11

      Congratulations on freedom we are so happy for you

    • @AcapachVideo
      @AcapachVideo Před 2 dny +8

      My pack mate. Your right to roam through the dream forest is yours! Awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  • @Simon_Q
    @Simon_Q Před 2 dny +439

    If they tried to indoctrinate me when im trying to heal form a loss of a friend or family i would be really angry.

    • @gamerose6571
      @gamerose6571 Před 2 dny +50

      Ikr? That's like one of the easiest ways to fall into religion too.

    • @Ash-wf6me
      @Ash-wf6me Před 2 dny +41

      Yeah as a non religous person I already hate it enough when I'm told to pray when times are hard, I would hate it even more if someone used that hard time to try to force me towards their religion.

    • @Witchy_Alien
      @Witchy_Alien Před 2 dny +14

      No cuz getting indoctrinated while attempting to heal would make me mad. Especially since most of the time , prayer doesn't work at all. Using my vulnerability to fall for a trick that won't help but make me feel worse.

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon Před 2 dny +12

      @@gamerose6571 That's how a lot of scams work, they try to get you emotional because then you're not thinking critically

    • @noemytamayo9462
      @noemytamayo9462 Před 2 dny +6

      ⁠hahaha for real. Either ride it out and get a result....Or ride it out AND pray - and u get the SAME result. 😂

  • @The_Emo_Emuz
    @The_Emo_Emuz Před 2 dny +399

    "CONVERT" Dumbledore said calmly.

  • @AldoGuerraALDO-METAL
    @AldoGuerraALDO-METAL Před 2 dny +142

    I NEVER brought literature to school. I was embarrassed AF to be a "Witness". I was NEVER a believer. Even as a kid. But the threat of punishment from my elder father and pioneer mother kept me "in line", so to speak. Once I was old enough and, more importantly, brave enough to leave, (age 27) I did. Not df'd, just stopped going. To the disappointment of my parents😂. Became a full fledged atheist. 😂😂😂. I feel bad for JW kids nowadays, that can't get away from this crap.

    • @grimlokg
      @grimlokg Před dnem +12

      Fuck that makes me happy, funny almost the same story no pioneer mom. I wasted so much time

  • @Monkeyshine911
    @Monkeyshine911 Před 2 dny +110

    A little kid shouldn't be stressed over attempting a one in a million chance to convert another little kid.
    It's not worth it at all.

  • @Vicki_Benji
    @Vicki_Benji Před 2 dny +137

    That book will definitely NOT make that poor little girl feel better.

    • @Palacachiri
      @Palacachiri Před dnem +14

      At this point, it doesn't even have ANYTHING to do with the actual concept of Christianity itself. It's just something used to manipulate kids by saying awful things and putting Jehovah, not even God (I refuse to say that he and God are the same thing) in order to make it seem innocent.

  • @kubakielbasa5987
    @kubakielbasa5987 Před 2 dny +172

    "it's almost amazing the amount of fan fiction this company can produce" Wise words.

    • @KnightedDuck500
      @KnightedDuck500 Před 2 dny

      The Bible: The apple is red
      Watchtower: That means that the apocalypse is coming and that the Covid vaccine is the spawn of Satan and blah blah blah blah blah

  • @bj.bruner
    @bj.bruner Před 2 dny +230

    I had a JW classmate in 5th grade that bullied me. Seeing this is what he grew up with, I feel bad for the guy now.
    (Edited for conciseness)

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon Před 2 dny +31

      It probably looks worse irl, I would bet if kids don't obey their parents they're beaten

    • @BuddyLee23
      @BuddyLee23 Před dnem +6

      He was probably just trying to save you from hell by making your 5th grade life a microcosm of hell. In retrospect, you should have converted to JW and joined in him saving others through the tough-love of bullying.

    • @mrsillytacos
      @mrsillytacos Před dnem +8

      @@BuddyLee23 nah unlike you we dont like using fear and coercion to force people into a faith.

    • @Shi-erzi
      @Shi-erzi Před dnem

      I'm sorry man, aren't jw kids supposed to be Jehovah's kids? Like why would they bully other kids tf what's wrong with him? Wasn't their religion supposed to spread positivism and love? that's sick

    • @jaschablya
      @jaschablya Před dnem +2

      I grew up as one and abouth my 6th grade i started bulling other people too.
      Was a f uped way to Deal with this cult and my "parents".

  • @slaviyaguch2090
    @slaviyaguch2090 Před 2 dny +148

    This is so bizarre when Sofia tries to convert other children, and her parents are okay with that because if someone tried to convert Sofia, I don’t think her parents would be happy about it. In fact, I think they would be so angry if someone really tried to do it. So why do JW's parents want their children to try to convert other kids, but they don't even try to imagine that other kids could possibly try to convert their children to another religion?

    • @MyLittlePonyFan24
      @MyLittlePonyFan24 Před 2 dny +20

      Because theirs is the one true religion, obviously.

    • @hunterv9983
      @hunterv9983 Před dnem +8

      ​@@MyLittlePonyFan24
      That's why American/Evangelical lawmakers won't respect the holy books of other religions and allow them in public schools. "Only OUR interpretation of God and His holy book will be allowed in public schools nationwide". Seems pretty "BIG GOVERNMENT" of them.

    • @BuddyLee23
      @BuddyLee23 Před dnem +9

      In the end, everyone is just trying to advance their own interests (or perceived interests) and that very much extends to religion, philosophy, and ideology 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @noemytamayo9462
      @noemytamayo9462 Před dnem +1

      @@MyLittlePonyFan24i mean it's obvious. Hello lol

    • @barbarasimmons3588
      @barbarasimmons3588 Před dnem +3

      My names Sofia 😭 I hate it but I'm catholic and bro wth is this religion

  • @PraiseTheFSMonster
    @PraiseTheFSMonster Před 2 dny +69

    Why would she want to help her literal owner?? Who massacr€d her family and friends??

    • @BuddyLee23
      @BuddyLee23 Před dnem +10

      If she is a Christian, maybe it’s a ‘turn the other cheek ‘ thing, as hard as it may well be to suspend disbelief for that level of forgiveness (this is Biblical fan-fiction after all, so characters are often going to be pretty saintly…).

    • @KreativityFields
      @KreativityFields Před dnem +1

      Technically the message is ‘supposed’ to be that the master was so moved by God healing him that he converts to Christianity and stops doing all the evil things he was doing.
      The fanfiction in this animation portrays the characters as so stupid that they didn’t know who ‘Jehovah’ was until the slave girl offhandedly mentions it and suddenly ‘yay! Everything was magically solved and the everyone lived happily ever after!’
      But if this story was true, then this girl just saved her evil master from death via her Jehovah and is now going to continue suffering under him forever, essentially shooting herself in the foot.
      JW is really moronic. 😂

  • @shadyphoenix
    @shadyphoenix Před 2 dny +64

    Saturday morning religious propaganda cartoons never fail to disappoint!

  • @user-gk9ut9qc1o
    @user-gk9ut9qc1o Před 2 dny +66

    That poor turtle bro, he has zero space in there

  • @ppals3345
    @ppals3345 Před 2 dny +82

    16:50 "so what happened after the meth test" 🤣😭 his pronunciation is killing me 🤣 I hope none of the kids tested positive 😶😂

    • @andymuggloy7011
      @andymuggloy7011 Před dnem +5

      If they did, it might've been known beforehand, and they could've just been *WEEDED* out. (badum tiss)

    • @anonymousrainwing
      @anonymousrainwing Před 23 hodinami

      I tested positive for meth, weed, and cocaine -anyone who tries to convert anyone

  • @Traditional_American
    @Traditional_American Před 2 dny +77

    I was never a JW, but was raised Catholic. Its so weird to me to see this sort of propaganda being taught to kids and how much they push kids to convert their classmates. I almost never talked about religion in school growing up, because it was always seen as something for family or church, and I never even thought to try and convert my classmates.

    • @Ash-wf6me
      @Ash-wf6me Před 2 dny +8

      some churhces can be very dogmatic even if they're not JW, I used to go this youth group and they were pretty mad about the fact I never brought any non chritsian friend to it. tbh I think if a church is more focus on "our side vs theirs" type stuff that's not a church its a sports team

    • @Voidqll
      @Voidqll Před 2 dny +4

      @@Ash-wf6me i dont know what church u went to but its normally not "CONVERT THIS KID" it's normally just have fun maybe teach the kidd about the bible. dont force, expose to.

    • @Ash-wf6me
      @Ash-wf6me Před 2 dny

      @@Voidqll I dont know man, they also made me eat a raw egg as an ice breaking game once so maybe they were just a really really weird church.

    • @Voidqll
      @Voidqll Před 2 dny +3

      @@Ash-wf6me yeah that doesnt sound like ANY church ive heard of

    • @TheCombatEditor62
      @TheCombatEditor62 Před dnem +2

      I was raised Catholic (still am) but I was homeschooled so I didn't really have that same experience. religion was a pretty solid part of my childhood, but I have to say I was blessed with parents who gave me a love for my faith and explained why we believe what we believe rather than simply an authoritarian set of rules to follow.
      my religion has been a source of peace and comfort to me, but JWs just seem like their faith makes them miserable. like, I feel so sorry for their kids to be growing up in such a depressing cult. not even their cartoons give them any sort of hope or peace. I can't imagine living in a religion where any source of fun or happiness is forbidden and where instead you have to watch depressing stuff like this.

  • @joshcatgaming1108
    @joshcatgaming1108 Před 2 dny +70

    As an ex JW, I can say this is some crazy and disgusting brainwashing crap I've ever seen. Like targeting someone like Zoey mourning here grandmothers death and then drag them into a cult is disgusting as frick bruh
    Love these videos man keep up the amazing work
    Stay away from the kingdom halls and everyone have a great day

    • @GerardWayIsCoolAsFuck
      @GerardWayIsCoolAsFuck Před 2 dny

      FREEEDOMMMMM (congrats for escaping)

    • @Palacachiri
      @Palacachiri Před dnem +9

      Not to be rude but, as a Christian, even I find this to be fucked up.
      I believe that being Christian is an option and choice that you can freely make instead of something that is being forced upon you and pressuring you into living an unhealthy lifestyle.
      Being Christian is something that makes someone happy and proud, not stressed and trapped. These Jehovah Witnesses are simply saying bullshit and putting God as their excuse like "you can't do this or else God will send you to hell".
      I'm friends with many people who aren't Christian. I don't convert them, ESPECIALLY AFTER THEY WENT THROUGH A TRAGEDY.
      The main concept of Christianity is to LOVE, regardless of race, gender or religion.
      If a Jehovah Witness hates on someone JUST BECAUSE that someone isn't a Jehovah Witness, then are they even Christian?
      Sorry if I wasted your time by reading this. Unlike those sorry excuses of Christians, I'm perfectly fine with you not being Christian; I'm not trying to convert you in any way. Have a great day or night. ❤

    • @joshcatgaming1108
      @joshcatgaming1108 Před dnem +2

      ​@@Palacachiri nah man you're fine I'm a Christian to

    • @joshcatgaming1108
      @joshcatgaming1108 Před dnem +2

      ​@@Palacachiriand your right most Christans don't even try to convert atheist to Christianity like that so wong
      And they depart families by making sure that you don't celebrate any holidays, birthdays not being gay, ECT
      You have a great rest of day or night to

    • @Palacachiri
      @Palacachiri Před dnem +2

      @@joshcatgaming1108 Thank you!
      But also adding on to what you said:
      I find it unfair that (this is what I believe) if God literally wants us to be happy in our lives and gives us freedom as humans, then why force KIDS to not enjoy the basics of things, like birthdays, coming out as themselves via sexuality or gender, and FREAKING CHRISTMAS which does indeed have something to do with God!
      Also, I did some research and as it turns out, Jehovah Witnesses don't believe that God is omnipresent. LIKE BRO WHATTT!!!! (I wish I could fully describe my annoyance and confusion thru the screen) HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK??!!! That LITERALLY defeats a major point, if not THE WHOLE POINT, of God!!

  • @auroramartell
    @auroramartell Před 2 dny +63

    They twisted the story of Naaman so badly that I can't even believe it...

    • @Palacachiri
      @Palacachiri Před dnem +13

      Exactly! At this point, it's not even the bible, it's their own thing. Like comparing Peter's (I don't remember if it's Peter or someone else) betrayal to a CUPCAKE?! 💀💀💀
      I'm Christian, but even I find this to be wrong.

    • @auroramartell
      @auroramartell Před dnem +8

      @@Palacachiri I'm Christian as well and the JW beliefs are terrifying.

    • @Palacachiri
      @Palacachiri Před dnem +1

      @@auroramartell This isn't Christianity, this is a CULT!!!

  • @theconqueringram5295
    @theconqueringram5295 Před 2 dny +78

    I love how all the kids looked at Sophia as she was about to pull that book out of her backpack, it's as if they were about to report her to the Thought Police (they should).

  • @YumeDream39
    @YumeDream39 Před 2 dny +182

    After her mom said "let's go work on a little project," I just yelled at my computer "YOU LEFT A BOILING POT ON THE STOVE!!!"

  • @kathybrem880
    @kathybrem880 Před 2 dny +74

    Absolutely NO kids would ever act this way in real life! No public school would permit this either. Its just sick

    • @alosaar
      @alosaar Před 2 dny

      fr

    • @porcirain9143
      @porcirain9143 Před dnem +5

      While the schools wouldn’t allow it if they noticed a lot of ex witnesses have said they were told as kids to try to convert the people at school.

  • @helldomine68
    @helldomine68 Před 2 dny +39

    I'M GONNA WATCH IT PREMIERE I'M GONNA WATCH IT PREMIERE WOOOOOO!!!

  • @AnJPetts
    @AnJPetts Před 2 dny +57

    I had an idea of converting to Jehovah's Witnesses but after some research from it and comparing it to Christianity I immediately changed my mind

    • @stevenhuntley8706
      @stevenhuntley8706 Před 2 dny +24

      I love that you distinguished the two, because they ARE different. 🎉

    • @AnJPetts
      @AnJPetts Před 2 dny +7

      @stevenhuntley8706 I have no problem with Jehovah Witnesses but the religion itself doesn't seem right

    • @Palacachiri
      @Palacachiri Před dnem +11

      Exactly! Christianity in my eyes should be like:
      "Not now, but I'll follow God when I'm ready, because God will be there for me when that time comes.
      Instead of:
      "Oh no, I'm being pressured to join a cult because a child from a freaking cult told me to or else God will hate me!"

  • @bruna7534
    @bruna7534 Před 2 dny +22

    Its weird how biggest anti proapganda they can have is their own cartoons and actually makes them dangerously effective
    I mean, they're so fucking depressing, they themselves addmits how horrible their childhood is, how lonely and deprieved from normal social experiences as a childhood, birthdays, having friends and playing with them outside school, playing videogames, playing with fantasies outside their religions like faries or dragons or even being allowed to have dreams like becoming astronauts, they're simply cut away from you, they show that and Kalleb and specially Sophia are completely miserable all the time just learning that they should be fine and grateful with that all the time
    And then, there's this part on their episodes when their answer for all that misery ends up with "oh, just preach and talk about Jeovah" and everything actually ends up fine in the episode, but in real life? It never works, the other kids will actually feel annoyed, bored or harassed with that weird lonely kid that always refuses their invitations to hang out with them because of their church trying to preach them out of nowhere like that
    And JW kid after seeing how things just didn't went well as it did in those cartoons, there's chance they'll start to dig themselves deeper in their religion and religious community and isolate themselves even more, or they'll start to hate their cult and start to isolate themselves from their own family because they're part of this cult. Either way, the second option is better, but for a child, not being able to support themselves in their own family like that? Imagine how their family would start treating them, kinda how they'll shun their 8y/o child?

  • @defuncttoad9552
    @defuncttoad9552 Před 2 dny +24

    You hit the nail on the head.
    Sophia doesn't see it as manipulative. But that is exactly what it is. That's terrifying.

  • @user-je5do6jn2f
    @user-je5do6jn2f Před 2 dny +33

    Get out there and brainwash your friends, kids!

  • @f4rnsworth138
    @f4rnsworth138 Před 2 dny +43

    FUCK THAT! I never brought that shit to school. I preached every now and again but you could probably count the times on one hand over the entirety of my school life

    • @AcapachVideo
      @AcapachVideo Před 2 dny +6

      FLUFF the cult materials, indeed! 50K Respect points for you!

    • @alanachamberlain5257
      @alanachamberlain5257 Před 2 dny +14

      SAME! 😂 I don’t think my classmates even knew I was a witness kid. I painted Xmas art, ate bday cookies, and I faked ringing the doorbell. Terrified to work my friend’s neighborhoods. Stupidly peer pressured into baptism and succumbed to a double life.

    • @AcapachVideo
      @AcapachVideo Před 2 dny +3

      @@alanachamberlain5257 Be free and run through the deep forest...

    • @Monkeyshine911
      @Monkeyshine911 Před 2 dny +2

      I used to scratch my chest with my right hand during the pledge of allegiance 😂

    • @alanachamberlain5257
      @alanachamberlain5257 Před 2 dny +1

      @@AcapachVideo absolutely. Left at 18 and moved into campus housing.

  • @Mat7920H
    @Mat7920H Před 2 dny +112

    The animation quality in these cartoons are getting worse than what they used to be just two years ago. Did they change animators, or did the better animators finally escaped from the cult instead of wasting their talents on this?

    • @sophiedowney1077
      @sophiedowney1077 Před 2 dny +31

      This is one of the oldest ones. The animators have gotten better over time since they probably had no classical animation training and had to learn as they worked.

    • @was-here
      @was-here Před 2 dny +11

      ​@@sophiedowney1077the oldest one Is the episode where caleb trows away the magical toy, It was the very first one with the worst animation.

    • @lePirateMan
      @lePirateMan Před 2 dny +4

      ​@@was-hereThis is the oldest episode that's longer than 2-3 minutes

    • @iso-didact789
      @iso-didact789 Před 2 dny +10

      @@sophiedowney1077 I'd like to see a video where Caleb and Sophia get converted to Christianity.

    • @was-here
      @was-here Před 2 dny +2

      @@iso-didact789 reversed convertion? Lol

  • @funtimefoxy0317
    @funtimefoxy0317 Před 2 dny +36

    6:56 Hey, I worship the slug from flushed away. Back off Panda!

  • @Otterino
    @Otterino Před 2 dny +21

    Priya's eyes look like those images where someone's eyes are photoshop-liquified to be larger than normal to look extra sad.

  • @sophiedowney1077
    @sophiedowney1077 Před 2 dny +83

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    It's still around today, but incidence has massively decreased over the last 40 years due to the industrialized production of medicine and the WHO's efforts at treatment. Around 16 million people have been cured of this diseasd since the 80s, and cases have gone down from about 5.2 million per year to about 200,000.

    • @supermaximglitchy1
      @supermaximglitchy1 Před 2 dny +11

      ‘People who contract the bacterium’
      Even signing a contract with it appearantly won’t guarantee getting it

    • @Monkeyshine911
      @Monkeyshine911 Před 2 dny +2

      Good info. Thanks

    • @headphonesaxolotl
      @headphonesaxolotl Před 2 dny +7

      @@supermaximglitchy1 Double crossing bacteria, never following up on the contract 😔

    • @My_GenericUserName
      @My_GenericUserName Před 2 dny +6

      It's great to see what modern medicine can do

    • @iso-didact789
      @iso-didact789 Před 2 dny +3

      Actually there are a bunch of versions of leprosy. Some are as contagious as bible people thought while others are not.

  • @KyleKnappTenor
    @KyleKnappTenor Před 2 dny +18

    the constant treacly, saccharine, manipulative soundtrack is almost too much to bear

  • @ArloMalin-i9q
    @ArloMalin-i9q Před 2 dny +25

    So excited for Saturday morning religious propaganda cartoons!!!

  • @user-fq7go1vc6l
    @user-fq7go1vc6l Před 2 dny +11

    These cartoons are deeply disturbing.These children are told not to be friends with children not in their group.However their are told to befriend others to get them in their group.The message is conditional friendship. Children should be taught unconditional love and friendship regardless of a persons race,nationality and religion.

  • @hsk2909
    @hsk2909 Před 2 dny +15

    The exact moment i cringe is when i hear or see the words J.W. I detest them truly madly deeply.

  • @CS-dp1tm
    @CS-dp1tm Před dnem +9

    I was dead proud to be a JW at high school in Apartheid South Africa. All the teachers and 1,000 students knew I was a hated and unpatriotic "Jehovah se Getuie" because I was the only one not wearing military uniform on Thursdays for cadets. I always carried my Bible and often pulled it out in class to defend the neutrality doctrine and other doctrines that deviated from the Dutch Reformed Church. The resultant physical and verbal bullying only made me stronger in my faith and by the time I graduated from school I was excited about refusing to do the upcoming military service and couldn't wait for the police to arrest me, court-martial me and cart me off to military prison in Pretoria. Back then the sentence was 90 days solitary confinement that was renewed on the 90th day, continuously until the age of 66. At the end of my first year that inhuman law was changed and I was released. I sob when I watch these videos of innocent young children who were as thoroughly indoctrinated as I was and who are bullied and isolated as a result.

    • @-EricaCartman
      @-EricaCartman Před dnem

      WOW!!! You've been in solitary confinement in a military prison for this religion! I hope @EXJWPandaTower sees your comment! Yes the mind control starts early in this religion. If anybody has a reason to be bitter, it is you for all that you have sacrificed. I hope you have found freedom from this religion and wish you much love and happiness.

    • @KyrieFortune
      @KyrieFortune Před dnem

      Wait, so you stood up against a de facto military regime that thrived on extreme racism?
      That's actually cool

  • @kristenchandler9030
    @kristenchandler9030 Před 2 dny +24

    JWs believe in a hell for non-JWs, right? So how is telling Zoey about Jehovah supposed to make her feel better about her likely non-JW grandmother's death?

    • @_Iemonboy.
      @_Iemonboy. Před dnem +3

      THIS

    • @humantoon
      @humantoon Před dnem

      JWs don’t believe in hell. Their belief is that eventually Armageddon will come and if you don’t serve Jehovah then you most likely won’t make it. If you die before that happens, then your sins will be paid for cuz you died, but ultimately, it’s up to god’s decision on whether or not you’ll be resurrected in the afterlife

    • @nai1729
      @nai1729 Před dnem +4

      not really, they believe after someone dies that’s it. kinda like they’re in a deep sleep. so in zoey’s case telling her about the resurrection was supposed to make her feel better because according to them those who don’t know about jeohob have the opportunity to be resurrected. i guess in their fan fiction zoey’s grandma never knew and therefore she can pet all the red pandas in paradise alongside zoey, because zoey is a believer.

  • @weregarurumon3202
    @weregarurumon3202 Před 3 dny +17

    Damn how nice they are, they really wanted to give free Convertibles to anyone they come across

  • @sweetbbyrage
    @sweetbbyrage Před 2 dny +36

    My parents arent JWs but one set of my grandparents is. I remember my gma giving me the young people ask books and encouraged me to take them to school and share them with my friends. We ended up just making fun of the whole thing and even showed my health/sex ed teacher and she was horrified lol

    • @Destiny15
      @Destiny15 Před 2 dny +9

      Yeah terrible idea, I was encouraged and I legit never tried

  • @TheRailroader-qx9ke
    @TheRailroader-qx9ke Před 2 dny +18

    honey wake up Ex JW panda just made a new video!

  • @verstile.
    @verstile. Před 2 dny +17

    i lost at the Indian music i do think its kinda racist😭free sophia

  • @IMM_TECHNOLOGY_INDUSTRIES

    beacuse of that thumbnail it look better lol

  • @sagebuttercrunch
    @sagebuttercrunch Před 2 dny +16

    As someone who works with kids in a classroom in the US I can tell you they would not respond like that to a new student who is from India. They would be so popular. She would get asked so many questions.

    • @-EricaCartman
      @-EricaCartman Před dnem +3

      As someone who was a kid in a several school districts in the US, I can tell you that and worse IS how a few respond to a new student who is from another country.

  • @The_CatZ_System
    @The_CatZ_System Před 2 dny +13

    Jehovah's witness' want to be repressed so badly 😭 /lh!!

  • @user-vd8yh7yv6q
    @user-vd8yh7yv6q Před 2 dny +14

    Just to note: Christianity and Jehovah's Witnesses are rather separate, JW just uses the bible in a much more radical way that oftentimes steers off from natural Christianity

    • @Palacachiri
      @Palacachiri Před dnem +7

      Thank you! As a Christian, I do NOT approve of this.

    • @Anonymous_Gambito
      @Anonymous_Gambito Před dnem

      I grew up evangelical and a lot of their bullshit was the same as jehovah's witnesses. And no it wasn't "just my family" or "a few bad apples" or "fake Scotsmen". It's a wide spread issue. It's baked into the fabric of christianity. A lot of christianity is cult like and bigoted. I won't accept this whitewashing.

    • @teehee4096
      @teehee4096 Před 20 hodinami +2

      Christianity is incredibly diverse, so to say "Christians and JWs are separate" is not true. An Evangelical and a Catholic are separate, yet both Christian. The Bible, as much as it can be useful, is a human text, and that means it has good and bad elements. If there were no bad elements, then JWs wouldn't have such harmful beliefs.

  • @Weatheredcutcopperstairs
    @Weatheredcutcopperstairs Před 2 dny +27

    Why does Jesus look like bob ross??????

  • @ginaanelli9717
    @ginaanelli9717 Před 2 dny +17

    Small ass terrarium..lol..this is so sad the book is in hiding. I’m cringing already.

  • @KnightedDuck500
    @KnightedDuck500 Před 2 dny +34

    I am so bored with cults today, why do they worship “jehovah” and not some eldritch Cthulhu type entity. Why can’t cults be more creative.

    • @jonsoto8233
      @jonsoto8233 Před 2 dny +13

      Because it's kind of hard to get a copy of the Necronomicon.

    • @yeeyeeyeeye
      @yeeyeeyeeye Před dnem +11

      All hail the flying spaghetti monster 🙏

    • @johng8837
      @johng8837 Před dnem

      Compared to the conceptually simple ideas of thunder gods, a God based on "the word" or linguistics is quite lovecraftian. If you want a literal more lovecraftian interpretation then look up Gnosticism

    • @jackalenterprisesofohio
      @jackalenterprisesofohio Před dnem +2

      @@johng8837 There is an "idea" going around that God/Jehova/YAHWEH/Whatever-You-Want-To-Call-Him that maybe God is/was an actual _Dragon_ aince there are specific wordings in the Bible that sound similar to what a dragon would possibly be like.

    • @tatafromthehood5573
      @tatafromthehood5573 Před 19 hodinami

      ​@@jackalenterprisesofohio Ngl that would low-key be cool

  • @jonsoto8233
    @jonsoto8233 Před 2 dny +22

    Jehovah's Witnesses childhood, tell me if my guess is wrong:
    No summer camp
    No sleep overs
    No books except religious texts
    No outside friends
    No Hollidays
    No vacations
    No theme parks

    • @TheCaregiverSITMOB
      @TheCaregiverSITMOB Před dnem +3

      vacations are bad, don’t get me wrong

    • @uwishuknewwhoiwas27
      @uwishuknewwhoiwas27 Před dnem +1

      The only one you got right is no holidays, and I was raised as a witness lol

    • @YourMexican_Nate
      @YourMexican_Nate Před dnem

      Your getting this all wrong we are allowed to do sleepovers and allowed to read books other than the Bible we can also have outside friends we can go to vacations and theme parks I don’t know who told you that but the only thing we can’t do are holidays

    • @darkseraphim6793
      @darkseraphim6793 Před dnem

      no theme parks?

    • @YourMexican_Nate
      @YourMexican_Nate Před 22 hodinami

      @@darkseraphim6793 we can go to theme parks

  • @momojabberwocky
    @momojabberwocky Před dnem +3

    I guess I'll interpret the heart as a yes (?).
    So, I'm a 23 years old, just now diagnosed autistic girl, so you can already imagine just how isolated I grew up. Three years ago I hit my lowest due to personal reasons, when the middle daughter of my JW neighbors contacted me on Instagram because she wanted to make a photoshoot featuring me! (She's a REALLY talented photographer and she liked my facial features or something)
    Long story short, I accepted and after a bit of time together I actually started thinking that I had FINALLY made a friend, who lived right next to me on top of it! We had a lot in common, we liked the same movies and videogames and art... Well, until I invited her over to my house and... she discovered my passion for occultism, ancient folklore, cryptids, paganism and whatnot. She started LITERALLY taking steps back from me, as if I were scarying her, and called me a witch. I talked it out with her for over an hour and she actually chilled out, even sitting down beside me as we discussed.
    A few days later, I decided to buy her a cute little keychain of a small photocamera in her favourite colour, as a way to consolidate the good outcome of that discussion. So I texted her that I got her a small surprise and asked when I could come over to her place and give her the gift... Sadly, she replied that she couldn't speak to me anymore, let alone accept presents from me, and that the only thing she could do would be explaining to me why my passions were dangerous and evil.
    Now she doesn't even wave hi at me when walking past each other and that keychain is still sitting there, in my bedroom. It kinda hurt me, ngl :/

  • @chrisilver
    @chrisilver Před dnem +5

    I'm so disgusted with this cartoon, manipulative, depressing, leave the kids alone.
    So cringe I couldn't get half way

  • @nakseyyy
    @nakseyyy Před dnem +4

    my mother forced me to preach at school. once we received an assignment to write about our favourite famous person and i wanted to have fun like the others and write about someone i liked but my mother forced me to write 7 pages about Jesus

  • @emanuelsadu263
    @emanuelsadu263 Před 2 dny +7

    We had in high school in our friend group a JW girl. She was ok, we sometimes teased her but she was cool most of the time. We never crossed specific lines and made her feel included.
    Yet some of our pranks are very much just like this video: So we once saw in her backpack JW books, and as teenagers as we were we took a peak. There was a booklet for teenagers on how not to think about sex... We devised this prank, bouth boys and girls, to simulate a discussion about hustler and playboy and other porn media as if they were normal media. And we startted to talk: "Did you see the latest movie on hustler Tv? " Yes we all replied. She felt left out of the discussion and she told us that she dose not know about this TV channels and that she will have a look once she got home. The next day she got back at us mad and confused....

  • @juul-fuul
    @juul-fuul Před dnem +3

    encouraging kids to try to convert their classmates while they’re vulnerable is crazy

  • @neli.rio1395
    @neli.rio1395 Před dnem +6

    feeling super bad for the kids having to watch that nonsense

  • @The_funny_spaget
    @The_funny_spaget Před 2 dny +6

    11:38 "mMmM dAdDy I mIsSeD yOu SoOo MuCh! " 😭😭😭the way the kid says it is what got to me mostly

  • @maddie-xh9yy
    @maddie-xh9yy Před 22 hodinami +5

    every couple of weeks i remember your channel and start rewriting my sophia and caleb escaping the JW cult fanfic

  • @alanatalksalot
    @alanatalksalot Před 4 dny +13

    Can't wait to see PS2 cutscene caleb!!!!!

  • @phoenix4776
    @phoenix4776 Před dnem +8

    i'm not an ex-JW but still i was very brainwashed, so when i was like 8 or 9 i told my friend that he would go to hell because he used his left hand to write

    • @TheCombatEditor62
      @TheCombatEditor62 Před dnem

      why is being left handed a sin?

    • @teehee4096
      @teehee4096 Před 20 hodinami +2

      ​@@TheCombatEditor62because ancient civilizations, such as the Israelites, used the left hand for "ritually impure tasks," such as washing after using the restroom. This belief has continued into the modern day in many cultures and religions.

    • @TheCombatEditor62
      @TheCombatEditor62 Před 20 hodinami

      @@teehee4096 huh. interesting. I'm left handed lol

  • @elcordel
    @elcordel Před 2 dny +5

    22:44 I know that people from the United States aren't exactly known for being good at geography, but this cartoon trying to portray that those kids never HEARD of India is insulting the viewer's intelligence

  • @gavrocrazy
    @gavrocrazy Před 23 hodinami +3

    HER GRANDMA DIED!!!!!!! i wanted to push my religion on her to make her feel better! but i was scareddddd brrrr

  • @kubakielbasa5987
    @kubakielbasa5987 Před 2 dny +5

    My brain is not braining when I see and read the circular reasoning graph

  • @ultimate_pleb
    @ultimate_pleb Před 2 dny +12

    8:31 because she has a sense of empathy and dying to a horrific disease like leprosy sucks no matter who you are and no matter what terrible sh*t you've done in your life

    • @insertnamehere_o.o
      @insertnamehere_o.o Před dnem

      Empathy for the person who killed your family and slavened you?

    • @mrsleovaldez6474
      @mrsleovaldez6474 Před dnem

      Thank you! Everyone deserves kindness, it stinks so many think otherwise

    • @teehee4096
      @teehee4096 Před 20 hodinami +3

      Ok. If someone killed your mom in front of you, and never rehabilitated themself afterwards, would they deserve empathy from you? No, they would not.

  • @deadinside7570
    @deadinside7570 Před 2 dny +5

    Babe, wake up, the panda man just posted!

  • @idrinkpaint
    @idrinkpaint Před 20 hodinami +2

    no kid is ever THIS enthusiastic about religion 😨

  • @precious_muse
    @precious_muse Před 2 dny +5

    The story of the slave girl was a focus in one lesson at my congregation’s Vacation Bible School this year, and I kept thinking about this Caleb and Sophia cartoon as I was listening to it. The strange thing about it is when I was taught this story, she was never the focus (and with just two Bible verses, she isn’t much of one in the text). When I was taught this story, I heard things like, “When was Naaman healed? It wasn’t the first time he dipped in the river Jordan, it wasn’t the second time, it wasn’t the third time-it was the seventh time. And do you think Naaman would have been healed if he washed in another river? Nooooo, because that’s not what God said.” It was all to emphasize how important it is to follow God’s commandments-like baptism.

    • @teehee4096
      @teehee4096 Před 20 hodinami

      "Dazorkabab heals... when was Shnoomploop healed? After the first dip, the second? No, only after the 48th dip in the Mississippi! Because that's what God commanded" -Catholic Church

  • @thelord7627
    @thelord7627 Před 2 dny +8

    Them Bollywood scenes killed me☠️☠️☠️

  • @trilegyb228
    @trilegyb228 Před 2 dny +9

    2:11 yea I remember as a kid looking at this picture, I told my mom what's going on in this photo, she said that's what's gonna happen to the people that disobey God Jehovah God. I literally got chills listening to that IK RN it's laughable but when you're a kid it's real for a kid to believe this.

  • @invisible7824
    @invisible7824 Před 2 dny +5

    Why dose every god treat humans as background characters.

  • @GamerChick5567
    @GamerChick5567 Před dnem +6

    The armageddon scene in the book would make a great metal album cover lmao 😂😂😂😂

  • @Kaiya-Shynx
    @Kaiya-Shynx Před 2 dny +5

    I lost the cringe challenge at the sight of the slow ass turtle

  • @PLUTONIUM-GOBLIN
    @PLUTONIUM-GOBLIN Před dnem +3

    Thank you for making me realize that I'm in a cult, you saved my life

  • @justen.d.sblackburn6701
    @justen.d.sblackburn6701 Před 2 dny +3

    Just tell the truth no holidays no sports. No School dances. No fun 😅

  • @danielhooperofficial
    @danielhooperofficial Před 4 dny +15

    Hello there!
    I know i'm not a JW or Ex-JW myself here, and i'm here for this feedback, not criticism to your hard work or anything. I also do not intend to offence you and your work for this feedback from me.
    The boy in the thumbnail is freaking me out right now, and Gioizout24's right, he does look like he's from a horror game in 2017.
    (no offence)

    • @Athena-nk3qc
      @Athena-nk3qc Před 2 dny +6

      he probably meant for him to look like that

  • @EugenieBeaublanc-sf9wg
    @EugenieBeaublanc-sf9wg Před 21 hodinou +3

    just posting this for the algorithm, really underrated channel.

  • @darkseraphim6793
    @darkseraphim6793 Před 3 dny +12

    The demon boy

  • @samgab
    @samgab Před dnem +5

    Without going into specifics, young female slaves in bible times had duties other than just carrying food and kitchen work. Of course, they skirt that issue, but "Jehovah" sure didn't save those girls from the horrors of their enslavement...

    • @Elizabeth-hc3mi
      @Elizabeth-hc3mi Před dnem +3

      I wonder if the real reason she wanted Naaman healed is because she's worried about catching leprosy from him while preforming those "extra duties"

  • @oneghost1257
    @oneghost1257 Před 2 dny +5

    Thumbnail Caleb looks like one of those rubber skinned robots from Alien Isolation

  • @Justatexantumbleweed836
    @Justatexantumbleweed836 Před 2 dny +6

    I clicked it soon as i saw the notification

  • @noemytamayo9462
    @noemytamayo9462 Před 2 dny +4

    At least the other kids in her class have a freaking heart towards others and were already aware that Sophia might try to something with Zoe so they rushed to make sure she didn't bother Zoe and just let her grieve. Kudos to the worldly kids! Lol

  • @chroniccrier
    @chroniccrier Před 2 dny +5

    I can't tell if me being excited over this video posting is concerning, considering how I haven't been excited about anything today 💀

  • @fayerayne9540
    @fayerayne9540 Před 2 dny +9

    "I've never seen these kids be happy on the school bus" I can safely say that even having grown up as a non jehovah's witness that I wasn't ever happy on the school bus either

  • @dysfunctionalthor4719
    @dysfunctionalthor4719 Před dnem +2

    I cringed at the last “message” because of how hypocritical it was to preach about loving one another yet they’re the most discriminating group against non-JW’s

  • @elvatodelosbichos
    @elvatodelosbichos Před 2 dny +9

    plot twist, the master take her as his concubine, yup history its kinda mess up

  • @lovelovelovelovelove616
    @lovelovelovelovelove616 Před 2 dny +3

    I remember asking my JW classmate why she doesn’t say the pledge of allegiance, and all she said was “my mom says if I say it something bad will happen to me.”
    She didn’t even know why she wasnt doing it, she was just afraid of what would happen if she did.

    • @KyrieFortune
      @KyrieFortune Před dnem +1

      Too bad it's the threat of Hell and not the fact the Pledge of Allegiance is itself cult behavior and it should not exist in school

  • @Chronicroc
    @Chronicroc Před dnem +4

    2:25 I was literally about to mention the dog 😭 every time I pet my dog on her ears I think about it lmaooo

  • @liamholliday6014
    @liamholliday6014 Před 2 dny +6

    I cringed the second light fefracted from the phone screen and went into my eyes and was processed in my brain showing me the image of whatever demon is in the thubnail

  • @johnathanbruce8227
    @johnathanbruce8227 Před 3 dny +7

    Oh good, just in time for the Warriors over the Wasatch Air Show.

  • @TransGalStarCatcher
    @TransGalStarCatcher Před dnem +4

    Pushing kids to push their religion on classmates when someone dies?
    Surely you can’t be serious

    • @Rebel_Railroad_Productions
      @Rebel_Railroad_Productions Před dnem

      Word of wisdom...
      Never underestimate what lengths a cult is willing to go through to bolster its numbers (i.e. People's Temple, Manson Family, Heaven's Gate).

    • @TransGalStarCatcher
      @TransGalStarCatcher Před dnem

      @@Rebel_Railroad_Productions I know, it’s a joke

  • @Kykytuber909
    @Kykytuber909 Před 2 dny +5

    Bro why do they make the kids them so obsessed with religion it’s like they love it and it’s a life style I’ve never seen a kid like a religion so much especially this one since it’s depressing and I’m Christian 💀

  • @PwnaSaurusR3x69
    @PwnaSaurusR3x69 Před dnem +3

    One thing I've never understood is how one can be indoctrinated into a religion. My mind has never gone into thinking of deities, I've always felt like things that can't be explained, just aren't understood yet

  • @ERNIE555
    @ERNIE555 Před 2 dny +10

    Can’t even watch it, total madness

    • @hsk2909
      @hsk2909 Před 2 dny +5

      I can't watch either, it's too triggering. Here to read the comments.

    • @YourMexican_Nate
      @YourMexican_Nate Před dnem

      @@hsk2909yes this is very sad to see how other people view Jehovah’s Witnesses 😔

  • @Blacktip_reefshark
    @Blacktip_reefshark Před dnem +2

    To the people questioning why the slave girl wanted to help, it probably wasn't as dramatic as this and also slaves were treated much better than what we consider slavery nowadays. It was more of a "I'll give u a job here with shelter food and water because you have nowhere to go"

  • @MewGamer-bj9in
    @MewGamer-bj9in Před 2 dny +23

    This is why I’m a atheist

    • @amc3463
      @amc3463 Před 2 dny +1

      Bro Jesus is Jehovah don’t let these false prophets deter you away from the our LORD and Savior Jesus Christ. Holy Trinity is biblical not this JW crap

    • @jellylemonade1655
      @jellylemonade1655 Před 2 dny +12

      @@amc3463 but i believe youre wrong. stop trying to convert people on youtube of all places, its not gonna work

    • @RedHarlow1886
      @RedHarlow1886 Před 2 dny

      @@jellylemonade1655 howdy there, Christian here, not a JW, i'd like to quickly mention that with the evidence provided throughout the years i'd like say how downright stupid and idiotic it is to deny God
      *Jesus Christ, rises from the dead with hundreds to confirm it*
      Atheist: "Nah it was made up"
      Jesus: *Fulfils over 300 prophesies with the likelihood of completing 8 being 1 in 100000000000000000*
      Athiest: It was luck
      See what im sayin, even ask NASA and they'll tell you events such as darkness from the 6th to 9th hour occured

    • @Destiny15
      @Destiny15 Před 2 dny +5

      From what I know Jesus is not Jehovah and being atheist is a W

    • @RedHarlow1886
      @RedHarlow1886 Před 2 dny

      @@Destiny15 W till eternal damnation, ok sorry my bad, either way, Jesus is not Jehovah yes, thats because Jehovah is not the name of God, he himself said "I am" but continuing, i think im going to trust the man the came back from the dead to tell me if he's God or not

  • @shaniaaliyahmanalo6927
    @shaniaaliyahmanalo6927 Před 2 dny +6

    I WATCHED THAT WHEN I WAS GRADE 4😭

  • @Elizabeth-hc3mi
    @Elizabeth-hc3mi Před dnem +4

    Cringed the minute they mentioned a slave girl. I thought to myself, "Let's see how Watchtower tactfully and delicately handles slavery."
    Naaman could have at least freed her at the end.

    • @TheCombatEditor62
      @TheCombatEditor62 Před dnem

      I know, right? as a commenter from another youtuber said, "the whole story's basically her as a slave being horribly mistreated, then saving her master's life so she can keep on being a slave." Honestly, that kind of toxic 'love' really does seem very JW. I mean, their whole concept of God's love is that Jehovah won't slaughter them if they believe in him while he wipes out everyone else who does. a really toxic and twisted belief that probably trickles down to their relationships with their own kids.

    • @Elizabeth-hc3mi
      @Elizabeth-hc3mi Před dnem

      @@TheCombatEditor62 Or the message is that you should try and convert everyone you come in contact with, even you oppressors.

  • @tocklehop7449
    @tocklehop7449 Před dnem +1

    I didn’t lose the cringe challenge but I did lose the “I feel so bad for this poor child” challenge