Crank (2006) Directors: Mark Neveldine (as Neveldine), Brian Taylor (as Taylor) Writers: Mark Neveldine (as Neveldine), Brian Taylor (as Taylor) Stars: Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Carlos Sanz...
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These crazy Jason Statham movies truly were peak cinema. I remember watching them and thinking I'll be watching shit like this for the rest of my life, but of course nothing good lasts forever.
@@MrShapow23 So Captain America is unusually fast due to the super soldier serum given to him. In Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Steve passes Sam Wilson (aka Falcon) 3 times going around the Lincoln memorial pool before Sam can get one, saying “On your left” every time. When I quote Jason on Epinephrine saying “On YOUR left…”, I imply that Jason is fast enough to pass Captain America…
@@Eralen00 you’re the only one that brought up social justice. It’s always some dips hit bringing up stupid shit when everyone else is just enjoying it.
Yeah that kid that shocked in any real situation would be dead lol. What is chance to hold your finger while shocked. But as Biggest bull shit I ever watched this is one of the best Bulls Shit that you can see out there :D
Its better at 0:46 when the guy avoids the gun and reacts to it before he knows it's there. Quality film. Edit. If you enjoy this movie good! I'm just goofing anyway. Watch and enjoy what you want that's what movies are for! Entertainment! I love so many movies considered bad, box office failures and jokes. Who cares. Enjoy your movies lol!
0:45 Funny. I never noticed before how the actor playing the nurse prematurely flinches at the gun being pointed at him but still acts surprised a few seconds later.
You literally see he reacted to hearing a click and someone running up in his peripheral. You never had situations where you react to something running up pass you?
Yeah I thought it was going to shoot him considering in real life electric shocks cause the muscles to flex which would and in his finger pulling the trigger.
4:20 You got the stuff that i told you to get? - Got it! Did you take it? - Took it. You took the whole goddamn thing, didnt you? - Yep! I said fifth of the syringe. Stuff's gonna kill you. - Right. Your chest on fire? - Check. But you are cold. - Check. And you got a STEEL HARD ON, don't you? - *LeT mE cHeCk!...check...* 😂
Adrenaline is the drug name. A guy extracted it from the adrenal glands and patented it under the name. At the same time, another guy did the same shit and called it epinephrine ("upon kidneys" because that's where the gland is). Epinephrine and adrenaline are the same thing with different names.
@@KCJbomberFTW in the second movie a chinese mobster steals his heart and replaces it with a battery powered implant. He has to keep electricuting himself to keep it working while he tries to get his real heart back.
I actually dosed myself with epinephrine once (incredibly stupid, I know). when you’re in a normal state, it’s almost the exact opposite of this. You basically go into shock and shut down. Shaking, hyperventilating and obviously increased heart rate
Oddly enough there's this thing that occasionally happens when you're a stimulant abuser as well, i can't recall it's actual nomenclature, but it's a paradoxical reaction to a high dose of stimulants where instead of the rush of euphoria and energy, you kind of just... power nap really heavily, while not really sleeping, but you can hardly move or open your eyes... i was an addict for 9 years and it happened many dozens of times... stimulants fuck with norepinephrine in a big way, gotta be a similar mechanism of action
Its funny to come back to this movie like a decade later and seeing Glenn Howerton. Only now in my life would I recognize him and its crazy that i ever saw a movie with him in it but had no idea who that was
My favorite moments with Dennis are when he unleashes unbounded rage with no bounds😂 It’s like he’s some goddamn ancient psychopath with a mythological god complex or something
This is a bonafide cult classic/guilty pleasure. It knows what it wants to be and doesn't aspire to be anything more. The sequel missed the mark, though -- too much heavy-handed silliness without the self-awareness of the original.
Glad to see Dennis became something with his life other then owning a failing bar.
@@MigukChelovek it’s very disappointing lol
I only clicked on this video because I was like "oh shit is that dennis?"
He was actually there just to scam drugs.
He followed Mantis Toboggan's foot steps in the medical field
At least he had his tools.
This film is actually a documentary about Jason Statham's everyday life.
Fr😂. Jason is the guy whose watch turns orange when things go to shit.
That ends up with his heart exploding?
I know!
I can believe that.
Glypharte 37 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s lucky The Golden God was so calm because when he’s untethered, his rage knows no bounds!
He would've crashed down on that hospital, like gust of a thousand winds.
HAHAHA!!!
It was the implication
Yeah lol.
William
Seeing this clip without any context of the movie has left me with alot more questions than answers
Its worth the $. They were both great rides
This can be said for pretty much every moment of this movie. It's good fun.
He was injected with a poison that if he stops moving or relaxes he dies.
@@wexfordam I thought they stole his heart?
@@EjvindGEMDark no, he gave them his heart, but the very next day, they gave it away.
These movies were so bonkers, and they leaned into that, and I love them for it. I want more movies like this.
Have you watched Hardcore? Not the same but close enough.
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@@derPetunientopf hardcore henry*
Happy is good too. Same creators with a lot of the same themes.
These crazy Jason Statham movies truly were peak cinema. I remember watching them and thinking I'll be watching shit like this for the rest of my life, but of course nothing good lasts forever.
"How much of this stuff did he say to take?"
Famous last words
Hahaha
AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! Boo-Ya!
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3:23
this edible ain't shi-
As a nurse at gunpoint, you gave to hand over the epinephrine...
Because of the implications.
Sher Bombing omni kooolllobkkull no on hh
What implications
@@iamchvmpion It's a Sunny reference
@@treacherousjslither6920 lol I know haha Mac kept asking Dennis “what implication”?
LOL
Only Jason Statham could make this film work
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I feel like the crazy ass, drug-fueled editing plays a big part too.
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Hollywood writters: how do police talk?
"Yo yo yo, dude stop"
Perfect
This is a natural everyday situation for cops. They're being themselves. Nothing wrong with that salutation that is standard.
Cops being human i guess
If he was black this movie would've ended as soon as they saw him.
Hkj
hmm, you know, it's comedy. besides, if this thing doesn't make sense for you, you probably didn't watch all the movie..
I love how the nurse demonstrates his value by filling Jason's prescription. What an all around great guy.
Not just any nurse, that’s the golden god
He then proceeded to Engage Physically by using the paddles, thereby Nurturing Dependence by juicing him.
A five star man.
Too bad he was shot in the head in Crank 2, right in the psychologist office, telling his story
After this, Dennis quit his job as a nurse and began to hate hospitals
@Kevin the Duck During therapy with a super hot therapist
@@jamesroboyle who was extremely suggestive, then freaks the fuck out 😂
Dennis met lauren holly
well he was only working to keep the skins.
Yep! Poor dude
I love that dennis is still essentially dennis in this
Kinda no tho
@@jaydedinnoo8819 kinda yea since he’s in a hospital with plenty of “TOOLS” duh
@@selwybcodjoe9630 He always has to have his tools
@Marcus Middleton He's implying that they'll all pay the ultimate price.
@@AlphaKenyThing Oh like, because the implication?
Peak? He hasn’t even begun to peak, and when he does and he will you’ll know, you’ll all know.
Always sunny
Nice!
Captain America: On your left...
Jason on Epinephrine: On YOUR left...
theGameReaper brilliant 😂
I really want to get the joke , my brain just isn’t working. Help pls?
@@MrShapow23 So Captain America is unusually fast due to the super soldier serum given to him. In Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Steve passes Sam Wilson (aka Falcon) 3 times going around the Lincoln memorial pool before Sam can get one, saying “On your left” every time. When I quote Jason on Epinephrine saying “On YOUR left…”, I imply that Jason is fast enough to pass Captain America…
The Crank movies are a thing of beauty. I wish Hollywood still had the stones to make movies this off the wall
They're some of my favorite guilty pleasures. They're just fun movies
yeah no social justice bs getting rammed down our throats, just a silly fun time.
@@Eralen00 you’re the only one that brought up social justice. It’s always some dips hit bringing up stupid shit when everyone else is just enjoying it.
@@thugginpopsicle7279 ? That's what OP meant though.
A movie without politics inserted in it.
@@thugginpopsicle7279
Ok, social justice warrior… calm down…
3:29 I just looovvee how he runs out of the elevator after the adrenaline rush....I DIED LAUGHING
3:35
Denis has all the “TOOLS” he needs working in a hospital 👏🏽
ITS FETISH SHIT, HE LIKES TO BIND AND HE LIKES TO BE BOUND!
not to mention access to all the skins he wants, as we know the skin is the most fascinating part of the animal...
When that old guy on the trolley takes off his oxygen mask just to call Chev "asshole" . . . Comedy gold!
“I’m not gonna tell you again.”
😂
The camerawork on this film is abrasive at best, and I love it.
It's always sunny in the emergency room.
Mikey P 😂🤣😂
This movie and the sequel pretty much took "take itself seriously" and annihilated it.
And good on the producers for daring to do it!
what does that even mean
I think it means the movie doesnt take itself too seriously
Definitely made it much better
The second was shit by I agree on the first one!
They basically gave a giant middle finger to the entire idea of subtlety or class with both these movies lmao
I started laughing so hard when Jason Stalham said, "Juice me!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sherlock Holmes same haha
Hahahahaha yeah
The scene where he comes out of the elevator.... priceless. Imagine waiting for an elevator and thats what comes out when it opens. 😂
my favourite movie scene if all time dude. the song, the camera movements, his telephone conversation it all fits perfectly with each other.
Man I would be like what ffffffffffffff 😂😂😂😂😂
😊😊😊😊😊
Yeah that kid that shocked in any real situation would be dead lol. What is chance to hold your finger while shocked. But as Biggest bull shit I ever watched this is one of the best Bulls Shit that you can see out there :D
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3:35 when your crush tells you her parents aren't home tonight...
LMAOOO😅
This is true. I was 17 and literally hitchhiked to get some blonde vag.
Robert Biondo seriously though 😂 I remember seeing these back in like 2009
@@Obiwanrollmeone 👌u right
@Robert Biondo she worn out too.
2:30 AMAZING shot. So kinetic.
Jason Statham is such a pro, he insta reloads while doing a roll at 2:30! What a legend.
Its better at 0:46 when the guy avoids the gun and reacts to it before he knows it's there. Quality film.
Edit. If you enjoy this movie good! I'm just goofing anyway. Watch and enjoy what you want that's what movies are for! Entertainment! I love so many movies considered bad, box office failures and jokes. Who cares. Enjoy your movies lol!
@@nobody5867 He wasn't avoiding the gun, he had a guy run up and appear right next to his head anyone would move back like that.
I don’t think he reloaded, I think he just clicked the slide forward again to give them the impression he still had bullets
@@nobody5867 he heard the hammer cocked and he recoiled
@@jayh5840 exactly!
The amount of Always Sunny references in this thread gives me life! Long live the Golden God!!
I always think of GTA 4 Statham playin Niko Bellic.
Looks nothing like them
😂😂 what
Eh sort of
@The Man with a name. so Trevor with an English accent lmaoo
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Crank: Its Speed but with Jason Stalham's heart.
@Bald Get'n Buggered He's also a faster swimmer. ;)
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Oh man, I remember seeing this in theaters. People in the theaters were crying from laughing lol
Juice me🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:45 Funny. I never noticed before how the actor playing the nurse prematurely flinches at the gun being pointed at him but still acts surprised a few seconds later.
Hah
well, you can sense things before actually seeing them so it actually is somewhat realistic, especially with the click he hears
He didnt saw the gun he felt something at the back of his head an then later saw the barrel in front of his face
You literally see he reacted to hearing a click and someone running up in his peripheral. You never had situations where you react to something running up pass you?
You gotta love the fact @ 2:30 he shoots his last bullet, never reloads, and somehow has a new mag
I stopped hoping for a Crank 3 a long time ago. Now I'm thinking I want to see it all come full circle with a Crank video game.
There is a 8-bit video game but needs some emulator lol
This is a cult classic! One of my all time favourite movies.
You have really bad taste
Of all the movies ever made, this is one of them!
This is a movie of all time!
Giving someone and electric shock like that when a gun is pointed at you is probally the stupidest thing a peraon can do.
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Yeah I thought it was going to shoot him considering in real life electric shocks cause the muscles to flex which would and in his finger pulling the trigger.
Exactly what I thought.
Hi Travis
Dennis wouldn’t of said no... because of the implication.
👏😂👏
Because of the implication 😑
I came to the comments to see a Dennis Reynolds comment and I have not be disappointed 👊
“Well don’t you look at me like that you obviously wouldn’t be in any danger”
Wouldn’t *have said no
i love how insane action movies were in 2000's
4:20 You got the stuff that i told you to get?
- Got it!
Did you take it?
- Took it.
You took the whole goddamn thing, didnt you?
- Yep!
I said fifth of the syringe. Stuff's gonna kill you.
- Right.
Your chest on fire?
- Check.
But you are cold.
- Check.
And you got a STEEL HARD ON, don't you?
- *LeT mE cHeCk!...check...* 😂
your sphincter is tight as a knot,you couldn't piss to save your life.
I am dying
The most ambitious crossover in cinema history: Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia and The Transporter.
Epinephrine is basically synthetic adrenaline. Thats the same stuff Vincent used in Pulp Fiction to save Mia from the Heroine Overdose lmao
Adrenaline is the drug name. A guy extracted it from the adrenal glands and patented it under the name. At the same time, another guy did the same shit and called it epinephrine ("upon kidneys" because that's where the gland is). Epinephrine and adrenaline are the same thing with different names.
@@blaisebaileyfinnegan8202 What about Ephedrine?
I love both movies, they are great and funny as hell.
What?
@@KCJbomberFTW he likes both Crank movies and thinks they're both funny as hell. Do you not understand English or that these are films?
@@noaht5191 no bro why the fuck did they make two what happens?
@@KCJbomberFTW in the second movie a chinese mobster steals his heart and replaces it with a battery powered implant. He has to keep electricuting himself to keep it working while he tries to get his real heart back.
They’re so good. Crank 2, especially.
I actually dosed myself with epinephrine once (incredibly stupid, I know). when you’re in a normal state, it’s almost the exact opposite of this. You basically go into shock and shut down. Shaking, hyperventilating and obviously increased heart rate
Oddly enough there's this thing that occasionally happens when you're a stimulant abuser as well, i can't recall it's actual nomenclature, but it's a paradoxical reaction to a high dose of stimulants where instead of the rush of euphoria and energy, you kind of just... power nap really heavily, while not really sleeping, but you can hardly move or open your eyes... i was an addict for 9 years and it happened many dozens of times... stimulants fuck with norepinephrine in a big way, gotta be a similar mechanism of action
Dennis has the same mannerisms as this guy lol
This movie is hilarious!!😂😂😂
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Number two is funny too with the horse racing scene
It really is, and the sequel as well.
funny
my favourite action movie...
I got the feeling they don't make movies like this anymore..
It wasn't that long ago
Connor McCartney movies suck now even mor
Went a little overboard on the second one
All that male dominance
You should check out Happy! on Netflix, it's made also by Brian Taylor and has a lot of the same energy as Crank.
Who would’ve know the golden god was in this movie.
@Austin Butler 756u77ui
_Let’s hope that this movie gets a _*_trilogy..._*
Still waiting
Just like half life 3
It's not happening boys...
3:35 when you see your medical bill...
ripgutcat for reals
Must be Americans.
Medical “bill”
You must be American
@@shaun7389 yup
Laughs is Canadian.
0:33 second cop just casually walking down the stairs finger on trigger gun aimed at partners head
Man I love these insane 2000's action movies
When pre-workout and v-tec kicks in all in the same time.
“JUICE ME” - what a line! 😂
3:35 When it is time to go and your shift is done at work.
I like it how once he runs from the cops, hes a freerunner, and hes holding a desert eagle around.
I wanna freerun while im holding bling-bling guns
The Gang Saves Jason Statham
Least believable thing about this movie is those cops not shooting everyone in the hallway as soon as they saw the gun.
This film is a masterpiece so jokes and crazy lol
This movie speaks to me on a spiritual level!
One of the funniest movie series I’ve ever seen.
movie name?
@@johnbravo1317 Crank
if these movies were to come out today they would have break the internet
That was the day Dennis reached his ascension to become the golden god.
3:35
If you had Covid 19 and you are well and can go out after weeks of quarantine ...
I honestly thought this was just some passion project they put together and someone uploaded it to youtube, but I can't believe this is a real movie
#borninthe2000s
When me and the boys go fishing 3:36
Its funny to come back to this movie like a decade later and seeing Glenn Howerton. Only now in my life would I recognize him and its crazy that i ever saw a movie with him in it but had no idea who that was
This looks like a gta mission
this scene always gave me the skate game vibes loved it
Grand theft auto V
My favorite moments with Dennis are when he unleashes unbounded rage with no bounds😂 It’s like he’s some goddamn ancient psychopath with a mythological god complex or something
Yup, that's totally Dennis in this clip. I wonder if Mac expects him to check in.
One of my favorite movies of his and definitely underrated. I don't think this ever got the recognition it deserved.
i love how his desert eagle magicly reloads
Doctor Miles: You just need 1/4 of the injection, careful that shit strong
Chev: *injects the whole thing*
Crank 1 and 2 is so underrated, and i loved it =))
Crank 2 lacked a bit of what made Crank 1 good though lol will admit.
2:32 the slide locks back but a second later it's fully loaded again
Desert eagles fucking suck lmao
movies am i right
Dude reminds me of trevor
Ikr
Angel Anguiano More like Nico Bellic
Niko and trevor combined dun dun dun
Casually walks down hallway with gun under pit....
Why didn't he just shove the gun up his ass?
Aww..2006, back when I had my first gf we watched this at her parents house. They don't make movies like this anymore.
They didn't make movies like this back then, either.
One handing a deagle, what a legend!
1:26-1:38-1:39-1:40-1:41-1:47-1:57-2:00-2:12-2:14-2:27-2:31-2:36
Wow! The Crowd “Trix are for Kids”
1978? Classic Huntington Beach Punk Rock. Just made my day.
Jason is a real Life GTA character he must be main protagonist of gta 6.
Love the desert eagle 😍❤️😈
This is extra what Frodo needed.
The cinematography is incredible
0:16
Yo yo yo
YO!!
04:24 that "YEEEPP" it's so funny. He said it proudly, as if that was all he had to take
Statham bursting from the elevator was every kid leaving school summer break
This was one of the most entertaining movies ive ever watched
The sequel is even crazier
2:30 He just ran ozt of ammo. You can see the slide was locked back
Top 10 Best films of Jason S !
1:52 when he finally screamed that's when I could finally tell it was Glenn lmao
This is a bonafide cult classic/guilty pleasure. It knows what it wants to be and doesn't aspire to be anything more. The sequel missed the mark, though -- too much heavy-handed silliness without the self-awareness of the original.
THIS IS SUCH A UNDERRATED COMEDY FILM
Thats Dennis off always sunny in Philadelphia!! Lmaoo
The Gang Gets Cranked
0:24 was that jump necessary LOL
Hahaha he even pushed a Grandmother to the Ground 😂 like why??
Cinema masterpiece lol.
It really is
I forgot how much I loved this movie
O cara aponta uma pistola engatilhada para a cabeça de um inocente e ainda é o "herói" da história? Belo exemplo!
Could those cops move any slower?