Plankton also asked "Do instruments of torture count?" Maybe Patrick was really asking if Mayo was an instrument of torture. In S8 Planet of the Jellyfish mayonnaise is used as a weapon to kill all the alien jellyfish. Did Patrick know?
I wouldn't be surprised if Patrick knew considering The Theorizer's theory that Patrick has hundreds of split personalities in his brain and is aware of the true nature of his reality. I know you went in a different direction and said that Patrick is actually a robot and stuff, but bogh theories about Patrick makes sense to me.
WOOOW! That’s deeeep😂 Do your own mayonnaise theory please! Would love to see your perspective and what other dots you can connect because based off this comment alone🔥
I still remember in 8th grade band when another kid asked our band teacher, Mr. Dickinson, if mayonnaise was an instrument. The immediate response was "If you can make it vibrate". never letting that memory go
That's true, that's fundamentally how instruments work. Fun fact: Mayonnaise is one of the selectable instruments in the official SpongeBob SquarePants Minecraft world, and they show exactly that. Whenever your character hold-presses/clicks with it equipped, it plays an animation in both 1st and 3rd -person where they physically shake the jar to make vibrations out of it. So, yeah, that's one way you could play it.
Yeah, personally though I feel like all this out of the box stuff is just millennials and boomers trying to be lazy and have things that clearly just sound horrible be praised. Nothing says that more like trying to break down every previous societal norm and replacing it with degeneracy, laziness or just nothing at all. I get it, innovation is needed, but not by destroying what’s worked for millennia. This whole thing really feels like a group of college students just pushed their ideas to the entire western world and didn’t really understand more complex things such as why those previous traditions or ideas existed.
One good take my mom helped me realize is that maybe Patrick was confusing condiment with instrument. It's a dry take but I took my mom she may have solved what was going on with the writers that day 😂
Fun fact, in the French version of the episode, Squidward's reply is something along the lines of "no, Patrick, I'm pretty sure that's a condiment", so I'm pretty sure this is accurate
Because Bikini bottom has no potatoes, so all the scientists had to spend three days genetically modifying coral in order to create a potato-like substance.
tbf, i've literally used a battle for bikini bottom rehydrated steam case as PERCUSSION and nobody noticed.... so mayonnaise can be an instrument. (i specifically used it as a bunch of toms)
Technically, yes you can make music with anything if u really wanna think bout it. U just need to hit it with a beat or throw the contents to a beat or blow the empty jar etc. For example, I can play the spoons. Edit: nailed it! Got the theory correct!
It's worth noting that the definition of "instrument" can be used in other contexts. Oxford's first definition is "a tool or implement, especially one for delicate or scientific work"...could be a head-nod to the theory of patrick being an actual genius in the past. He taught spongebob to drive a boat with no experience. If only he had kept on the supposed "brain coral" for a head! He would be a national hero.
Watching this at 2 a.m. while tripping on shrooms is a whole other level. Was eating an egg with mayonnaise. After this episode i analyzes the mayo for about 30 minutes.
Pioneer? according to the show's definition of Pioneer, Pioneer rode massive sea rocks across the vast under sea basin of the kelp reefs, who else is known to use such a similar form of geological formations as their own abode?? coincidence?? I think not! As seem in the Star family tree, Patrick Star was literally related to royalty, heck one could say that Patrick Star comes from the pioneer lineage that founded Bikini bottom. thank you for comming to Tonight's ted talk.
Stellar writing. Wasn't expecting this degree of eloquence and elegance from a vid talking ab spongebob, but hey that's internet for you! This is a gem, I'll be looking forward for more.
In Spongebob Docupants (which is a great series by the way), a pseudo-documentary of various episodes as if they were real, one of those 'interviewed' says Squidward was so old-school he didn't even consider mayonaise to be an instrument.
i've never heard a more random string of unrelated moments in a children's tv show smashed together this incoherently with absolutely nothing of substance to say before
I think he meant episode 3 as in Season 1 Episode 3a/3b, not episode 3 as in Season 1 episode 1a as episode one, 1b as episode two, and 1c as episode 3
Don´t tell me the beatles "Revolution 9" is supposed to be good music. No. Avangarde Music is only good if it breaks expectation, not random musical stuff.
If mayo is an instrument, then it dillutes the definition of "instrument" to the point that it's essentially meaningless. But, I mean, yea, you technically could make _some_ sort of music using a mayo jar.
Okay, but there is actually an instrument called a "Mayones", it's a type of guitar; I'm fairly sure that's the joke. I do like the video though approaching it as a philosophical question. 🤣
Plankton also asked "Do instruments of torture count?" Maybe Patrick was really asking if Mayo was an instrument of torture. In S8 Planet of the Jellyfish mayonnaise is used as a weapon to kill all the alien jellyfish. Did Patrick know?
What? THE spongebob guy is here? I am honored.
I wouldn't be surprised if Patrick knew considering The Theorizer's theory that Patrick has hundreds of split personalities in his brain and is aware of the true nature of his reality. I know you went in a different direction and said that Patrick is actually a robot and stuff, but bogh theories about Patrick makes sense to me.
i thought bro retired from spongebob
the man can leave spongebob
but the spongebob cant leave the man
Yo! DFTM guy is here! Let’s Go!!!
WOOOW! That’s deeeep😂 Do your own mayonnaise theory please! Would love to see your perspective and what other dots you can connect because based off this comment alone🔥
That's precisely what a guy called "mustard" would say
And if mustard can be pregnant, than mayonaise can be an instrument!
I still remember in 8th grade band when another kid asked our band teacher, Mr. Dickinson, if mayonnaise was an instrument.
The immediate response was "If you can make it vibrate".
never letting that memory go
That's true, that's fundamentally how instruments work.
Fun fact: Mayonnaise is one of the selectable instruments in the official SpongeBob SquarePants Minecraft world, and they show exactly that. Whenever your character hold-presses/clicks with it equipped, it plays an animation in both 1st and 3rd -person where they physically shake the jar to make vibrations out of it. So, yeah, that's one way you could play it.
I can... Make mayonnaise... Vibrate. 🤓
Bro got a degree in yapping over a simple joke
“Befuddling inquiry” “enigmatic enigma” “transcendental nature”
I'd say yeah, technically anything that makes sound can be used as an instrument so it would be like a drum.
Yeah, personally though I feel like all this out of the box stuff is just millennials and boomers trying to be lazy and have things that clearly just sound horrible be praised. Nothing says that more like trying to break down every previous societal norm and replacing it with degeneracy, laziness or just nothing at all. I get it, innovation is needed, but not by destroying what’s worked for millennia. This whole thing really feels like a group of college students just pushed their ideas to the entire western world and didn’t really understand more complex things such as why those previous traditions or ideas existed.
Or a squishy sound if you squeeze your hand in it
Are you saying... everything's a drum?
@shoogamoogaman technically yes
Is hemoglobin an element?
One good take my mom helped me realize is that maybe Patrick was confusing condiment with instrument. It's a dry take but I took my mom she may have solved what was going on with the writers that day 😂
Fun fact, in the French version of the episode, Squidward's reply is something along the lines of "no, Patrick, I'm pretty sure that's a condiment", so I'm pretty sure this is accurate
@@planetcheese That's actually so awesome, I had no idea great find dude
This was always my take on it too.
CZcamsrs can put “SpongeBob *insert word* theory” and I instantly eat it up
I subscribed cause I feel the same way. Also nice videos :)
@@sureshock8302 hey thanks :) I appreciate that
this guy is a legend for maing a theory about a joke said by a fat pink star
Patrick is very much ahead of our time. He will grow up to be so brilliant nobody understands him
Quick question, why does it take him 3 days to make potato salad?
Because Bikini bottom has no potatoes, so all the scientists had to spend three days genetically modifying coral in order to create a potato-like substance.
@@anthonythechicken3699binging with babish recreated it in a video as well
tbf, i've literally used a battle for bikini bottom rehydrated steam case as PERCUSSION and nobody noticed.... so mayonnaise can be an instrument.
(i specifically used it as a bunch of toms)
Not sure if this is your intention but this feels like an awesome parody of Karsten runquist and I love it
Technically, yes you can make music with anything if u really wanna think bout it. U just need to hit it with a beat or throw the contents to a beat or blow the empty jar etc. For example, I can play the spoons.
Edit: nailed it! Got the theory correct!
I dont have enough mayo to check
Remember people: Mayonnaise can fix anything
Why isn't this viral..
Give it time
I was not scratching my head over this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love the quality of this video! :D subscriber gained 💕
It's worth noting that the definition of "instrument" can be used in other contexts. Oxford's first definition is "a tool or implement, especially one for delicate or scientific work"...could be a head-nod to the theory of patrick being an actual genius in the past. He taught spongebob to drive a boat with no experience. If only he had kept on the supposed "brain coral" for a head! He would be a national hero.
Very interesting theory
Freakin' epik bro. Got my sub.
An instrument of our salvation! Delicious.
1:31 “…the enigmatic enigma….”
Bro just turned a Smashing Pumpkings refference into a whole essay about the mind of patrick and music
I'm genuinely surprised you have under 1,000 Subs, keep up the great work!
Ok but this leaves one question for me, Is horseradish also an instrument?
Remember when squidwards “ghost” told SpongeBob to play a song with a tissue
Watching this at 2 a.m. while tripping on shrooms is a whole other level. Was eating an egg with mayonnaise. After this episode i analyzes the mayo for about 30 minutes.
I think you should also look into why mayonnaise can kill aliens too from "planet of the jellyfish"
Pioneer? according to the show's definition of Pioneer, Pioneer rode massive sea rocks across the vast under sea basin of the kelp reefs, who else is known to use such a similar form of geological formations as their own abode?? coincidence?? I think not! As seem in the Star family tree, Patrick Star was literally related to royalty, heck one could say that Patrick Star comes from the pioneer lineage that founded Bikini bottom.
thank you for comming to Tonight's ted talk.
Do instruments of torture count?
God I love this show. Will always remind me of being 9 years old
Noise musicians watched this and said "hell yeah," then soldered a contact mic to the lid of a mayo jar.
This Is A "Sweet Victory"
Stellar writing. Wasn't expecting this degree of eloquence and elegance from a vid talking ab spongebob, but hey that's internet for you! This is a gem, I'll be looking forward for more.
especially an 8 minute video
and then boom
Very insightful! Awesome video, MustardPregnancy!
If a triangle, that has approximately one or two sounds counts as an instrument, then mayonnaise can absolutely count.
In Spongebob Docupants (which is a great series by the way), a pseudo-documentary of various episodes as if they were real, one of those 'interviewed' says Squidward was so old-school he didn't even consider mayonaise to be an instrument.
Yes a 8 minute video was needed to explain this complex question by Mr.Star 👏🏽
I always thought Patrick was confusing Instrument with the word accoutrement, like stuff you would put on food like mayo or horseradish
Spongebob:says a word in the first around 6 seasons. Spongebob theorists: OMG THIS MEANS SPONGEBOB HAS A SAD BACKSTORY AND WENT TO JAIL.
i've never heard a more random string of unrelated moments in a children's tv show smashed together this incoherently with absolutely nothing of substance to say before
I mean, you can record the sound of a mayonnaise packet hitting the ground and put it in a midi sequencer for percussion...
🤓🤓🤓
Hey, remember that SpongeBob’s body became music? That supports this.
Great video bravo
4:27 well maybe Patrick has creative talent! He’s the one who read out the Ugly Barnacle in such a literary way to help out his friend SpongeBob
This is the theory for me
This feels AI generated
This comment feels programmatically generated xD
this feels like a saberfart video
1:30 the enigmatic enigma lol
Mayonnaise sloshes?
Is mayonnaise an instrument, then I look a the blue men using anything like an instrument.
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hehe, I thought too much about the under water boating
I was told to watch this and now that I have I completely agree with it
Lore of The SpongeBob Mayonnaise Theory momentum 100
awesome video
No guys mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Horse radish isn’t either.
Does cold mayo make a different sound than room temp or warm?
Your voice sounds ai generated
Good video M.Preg
Big brain time
this is really one of those 2+2=5 videos
I know this mf did NOT start the video with "don't think too hard about it" 😂
The tea is teaing the kettle is kettling the juice is juicing the spill is spilling the undergarment is undergarmeting
Mayonnaise is an instrument of war, as seen in “Planet of the jellyfish”
so.... is mayonnaise is instrument?
Are there two people running this channel?
But how does mustard get pregnant? That's the real question that should be answered.
*what about horse radish?*
Ok, this is probably your saddest one yet.
philosophy majors be like:
Is mayonnaise an instrument
Is mustard an instrument
Bro idk who you are but you cooked with this
Season 2 ??!!!!!! Dammnnnnnn
2:34 episode three is tea at the treedome
I think he meant episode 3 as in Season 1 Episode 3a/3b, not episode 3 as in Season 1 episode 1a as episode one, 1b as episode two, and 1c as episode 3
@@nickronca1562 oh
5:11 OMGGGGG I *ABSOLUTELY* LOVE BILLIE EILISH AND I LOVE THIS CHANNEL THAT GOT ME SOO EXCITED 😭❤️❤️😭❤️😭
Mayonnaise is possibly the best instrument
K391 MADE A SONG WITH JUST MAYONNAISE. So yes mayonnaise is an instrument
The dip is dipping the dipper is dippering the diaper is changing
dang!
And what about The Lid?
What about tartar sauce?
Don´t tell me the beatles "Revolution 9" is supposed to be good music.
No.
Avangarde Music is only good if it breaks expectation, not random musical stuff.
So true
bro just yapped 8 minutes in wich he questions the very meaning of musik over a stupid joke in a kids show
On god 😭
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument
Horse radish is not an instrument either
If mayo is an instrument, then it dillutes the definition of "instrument" to the point that it's essentially meaningless. But, I mean, yea, you technically could make _some_ sort of music using a mayo jar.
bro its pronounced mayo-de-noche
IS he pink?
Is mayonnaise an Instrument?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:42 all this detail and you get this part wrong?
or hear me out, it’s just a silly joke in a cartoon show. /j
mayo tastes bad. not instrument.
This video was a fat nothing burger
i like Patrick
Okay, but there is actually an instrument called a "Mayones", it's a type of guitar; I'm fairly sure that's the joke.
I do like the video though approaching it as a philosophical question. 🤣
this video is a joke right?
Video was not needed